SALEM 1692 • Part One

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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
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    Even though Halloween is over, it doesn't mean we still can't get dressed up and look for witches! The hunt is on to find out which is a witch and who can't keep their penis in their pants.
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    za one koji veruju u duhove i one koji ih pozivaju na groblja u ponoć; oni koji plažu na kiši i oni koji komanduju gromom; one koji se mole za pravdu i oni koji imaju snagu da to zatraže; oni koji veruju u magiju i onima čija srca tukli svojim vatrom!
    SALEM 1692 • Part One
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 973

  • @automickirby
    @automickirby 5 років тому +4334

    James is a master of lore and character creation beyond the understanding of mortal man

    • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
      @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart 5 років тому +24

      have you Heard the ghosts in the Night?

    • @hawkouthunter
      @hawkouthunter 5 років тому +6

      @@Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart indeed I have.

    • @mehmeh8403
      @mehmeh8403 5 років тому +24

      did you say LORE

    • @DeadpoolNJ
      @DeadpoolNJ 5 років тому +30

      I'm going through puberty, yeet! - George Burroughs

    • @Anfonya
      @Anfonya 5 років тому +2

      26:06

  • @climix102
    @climix102 5 років тому +2797

    I only recognised Aleks by the despair and suffering that his eye reveals.

    • @Nom2421
      @Nom2421 5 років тому +123

      Oh, I recognized him from his pilgrim Adidas shoes.

    • @Sir.YeetusIII
      @Sir.YeetusIII 5 років тому

      Same dude

    • @DeadpoolNJ
      @DeadpoolNJ 5 років тому +12

      Dick boy

    • @MrManPrincess
      @MrManPrincess 5 років тому +11

      Whos Aleks? I only see big boss.

    • @inphact
      @inphact 5 років тому +6

      you mean his gopnik shoes

  • @izzy8d2
    @izzy8d2 5 років тому +2040

    4 mins in i already know james' character is gonna be the best part of this video

    • @ChasterProductions
      @ChasterProductions 5 років тому +38

      He always is

    • @jeremyb5619
      @jeremyb5619 5 років тому +7

      You coulda guessed that before the video started

    • @Mysticfateee
      @Mysticfateee 5 років тому +8

      What makes you say that?... the fact that he has something phallic showing within those 4 minutes?

  • @bilbohik8467
    @bilbohik8467 5 років тому +1136

    So far guys the family tree is this: George Burroughs 1692 --> Corbin 1895 --> Charles Worlpool 1931 --> Coach 2018. ULTIMATE LOREEE

    • @drunkhaus6961
      @drunkhaus6961 5 років тому +38

      The lore is deep.

    • @ericfloortje
      @ericfloortje 5 років тому +17

      From what video is the character coach?

    • @bilbohik8467
      @bilbohik8467 5 років тому +15

      eric van wersch super mario tennis

    • @camerondurham5799
      @camerondurham5799 5 років тому +28

      Don’t forget cousin AI from China who just moved to Fort Wayne

    • @anthonylopez419
      @anthonylopez419 5 років тому +13

      What about Chip Bowdrie?

  • @Goldenroses98
    @Goldenroses98 5 років тому +1458

    james exposing himself in the first 2 minutes? I'm here for this

    • @privilegedwhiteguy9216
      @privilegedwhiteguy9216 5 років тому +73

      Linsdey even saw
      O w O

    • @deathdealer13cat
      @deathdealer13cat 5 років тому +107

      think it was a dildo in his pants but still XD

    • @jamshedalam1093
      @jamshedalam1093 5 років тому +13

      Why would the blur a dildo? They've shown dildos on the channel before.

    • @VIIINNNYY
      @VIIINNNYY 5 років тому +62

      Jamshed Alam they wanted ads maybe

    • @retrobeef5156
      @retrobeef5156 5 років тому +18

      @@jamshedalam1093 They are sponsored now though they started blurring after the sponsors

  • @cerealchef6862
    @cerealchef6862 5 років тому +2411

    Why is Brett wearing a beard over his beard?

    • @GrandTheftDirector
      @GrandTheftDirector 5 років тому +42

      So he wont have to dye his real beard grey

    • @BlackParadesHeart
      @BlackParadesHeart 5 років тому +80

      @@GrandTheftDirector i dont think he needs dye for that

    • @avaboyer878
      @avaboyer878 5 років тому +7

      It’s cow chop

    • @DeadpoolNJ
      @DeadpoolNJ 5 років тому +5

      Witchcraft!!!

    • @deathpyre
      @deathpyre 5 років тому +23

      Why is James wearing a mustache over his mustache?

  • @arbitor2579
    @arbitor2579 5 років тому +365

    “I can still see the tip of it” - Jebediah

    • @RingolingoT
      @RingolingoT 5 років тому +4

      This comment is underrated

  • @TheVasco1997
    @TheVasco1997 5 років тому +1023

    Criken fits so well with Cow Chop, you can see that he's friends with everyone and loves to RP

    • @plootoisaplanet
      @plootoisaplanet 5 років тому +5

      @. . . Is Sideshow itself part of RT, or is it just Criken?

    • @SaintZanzibar
      @SaintZanzibar 5 років тому +13

      Hard pass, sorry

    • @karsinogins7059
      @karsinogins7059 5 років тому +8

      @@plootoisaplanet sideshow is indeed affiliated with RT I think its criken, tomato, and bed bananas now

    • @davefred
      @davefred 5 років тому +45

      @@SaintZanzibar nobody asked you, so no worries

    • @KuraiCry
      @KuraiCry 5 років тому +3

      @@justrandom386 Sideshow is criken and all of his friends. It's nothing special, they just needed a title for themselves rather than being known individually.

  • @Kevmysta
    @Kevmysta 5 років тому +275

    I love how James' fake laugh at 8:48 turned into real laughter.

    • @JoseEspinoza-ts7rx
      @JoseEspinoza-ts7rx 5 років тому +16

      Oh man that part made me laugh so hard every time I watch it, thanks for the time stamp

    • @mambutuomalley2260
      @mambutuomalley2260 5 років тому +6

      Kevin T. I wonder what he was laughing about. They cut it out. :-(

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 3 роки тому +3

      @@mambutuomalley2260 Pretty sure it was at Jebediah calling him "Dick Boy".

  • @Znijik
    @Znijik 5 років тому +497

    Just when I thought Aleks was going to rise to stardom with his character, James comes up with a BIG surprise.

  • @SuperKYO225
    @SuperKYO225 5 років тому +466

    The way he says ""WITCHCRAFT!" at 0:19 gives me life

    • @GameDevJosh
      @GameDevJosh 5 років тому +16

      cleveland brown is his spirit animal

    • @saltyfart2173
      @saltyfart2173 5 років тому +3

      That was the big giveaway and I recognized Cricken right away from that moment

  • @blomblorpf
    @blomblorpf 5 років тому +326

    Whoever doesn't watch this, because they only watch CowChop for Prime Time and Wrong Side, is surely missing out quite a lot.

    • @aBowlOfOranjes
      @aBowlOfOranjes 5 років тому +9

      that's the only content I skip, I assumed it was just filler stuff what kind of person just watches those two?

    • @ThomasDailey
      @ThomasDailey 5 років тому +11

      I generally don't watch Prime Time and Wrong Side. I did in the beginning, but lost interest somewhere along the way.

    • @blomblorpf
      @blomblorpf 5 років тому +13

      aBowlOfOranges I've seen a few comments saying that because those two where responsible for quite a lot of people to subscribe (CowChop has a few moments in Meme Compilations) and noticing that they _usually_ get the most views -although the stream getting more than the past few was good to see-. I really don't even care what they upload, I enjoy everything, I just enjoyed this more, because I can see everyone is actually enjoying themselves.

    • @aBowlOfOranjes
      @aBowlOfOranjes 5 років тому +9

      @@blomblorpf yeah fair, like I love when they're all playing games together and having fun but I guess they gotta do what gets their ad revenue and viewers

    • @marshayame
      @marshayame 5 років тому +1

      people do that??

  • @xdlord7034
    @xdlord7034 5 років тому +500

    the board game videos cure my depression

    • @WildWombats
      @WildWombats 5 років тому +4

      i love these videos

    • @darkbrisco
      @darkbrisco 5 років тому

      But do they

    • @xdlord7034
      @xdlord7034 5 років тому +2

      @@darkbrisco yes def. this one cured it for 26 min and 49 seconds :)

  • @bhilbwift52
    @bhilbwift52 5 років тому +286

    as much as we meme board games. they are my favorite part of this channel. I love the jokes and comedy

  • @saila-5828
    @saila-5828 5 років тому +20

    16:38 lindey's genuine disgust is beautiful, she physically pulls back right after preparing to dab on him lmao

  • @MrZulusniper
    @MrZulusniper 5 років тому +299

    "Not as hung as you" oh aleksi

    • @demonqirl_
      @demonqirl_ 3 роки тому +2

      this was the best comeback !

  • @PaperBoy570
    @PaperBoy570 5 років тому +32

    8:45 This will forever be one of my favorite Cow Chop moments

  • @shaynad6386
    @shaynad6386 5 років тому +35

    WHEN SHE LOOKED UP AND NO ONE ELSE DID OMG IM DYIN

  • @Steel_
    @Steel_ 5 років тому +92

    Im digging these videos diving into charles whirlpools family ancestry.

  • @jonwoodall881
    @jonwoodall881 11 місяців тому +3

    I still come back to this video series several times a year

  • @Rayditz
    @Rayditz 5 років тому +58

    Alec really out here being Canadian John Lennon

  • @stevenbaker8659
    @stevenbaker8659 5 років тому +421

    james made me fail no nut november

  • @Ghostsoulless
    @Ghostsoulless 5 років тому +63

    Ahhh, the good ole Salem witch trials in 1962. My father actually participated in them.

    • @myopidodi3058
      @myopidodi3058 5 років тому +1

      0:03 1692

    • @Ghostsoulless
      @Ghostsoulless 5 років тому +7

      Myopi Dodi They made a typo in the title when this was first released. The joke flops now cause they changed the title since.

    • @mongopoe5099
      @mongopoe5099 5 років тому +1

      Your dad was in the klan

  • @Yondelburg
    @Yondelburg 5 років тому +33

    At 10:23 who else saw that coming "Sorry I'm a uh trickster" XD

  • @CodeNameHogs
    @CodeNameHogs 4 роки тому +8

    1:52 is the reason why I come back

  • @vexx4813
    @vexx4813 5 років тому +91

    Alex made a good point lmao😂😂 only a witch could kill itself. That zoom in to his face tho 😂😂

  • @dinozero2
    @dinozero2 5 років тому +149

    Yes another board game! I'm not being sarcastic btw. Really loved this board games content.

  • @fatoduragon5622
    @fatoduragon5622 2 роки тому +10

    Coming back to this video again and brett's reaction at 26:11 always gets me xd

  • @Aryks
    @Aryks 5 років тому +8

    Aleks hit us with that "you must be from southern Massachusetts" and i fucking lost it

  • @ryanwiggins1275
    @ryanwiggins1275 5 років тому +12

    Aleks just stopping his introduction and pointing at James' dick might have been the funniest thing ever

  • @brobakedgaming2902
    @brobakedgaming2902 5 років тому +9

    I'm from Quebec and Alec said "Quebec" exactly how it should sound, I love it.

  • @Onarbeon
    @Onarbeon 5 років тому +27

    I needed this video. I lost and had to bury my great grandmother during the course of last week. Many thanks CowChop

  • @robertupson5274
    @robertupson5274 5 років тому +5

    The way James acts is flawless, his talent brings a tear to my eye

  • @understandable.
    @understandable. 5 років тому +8

    ‘I just wanna live through the thuhhh’ 3:50

  • @LETSPERISH
    @LETSPERISH 5 років тому +25

    james' characters are always the best

  • @coopererickson8257
    @coopererickson8257 5 років тому +2

    everyones devotion to their roles makes the video and makes the humour 10x better and more genuine

  • @Brewnette
    @Brewnette 5 років тому +22

    LONGER EPISODES OF THIS PLEASE THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

  • @AmericanIdiot2002
    @AmericanIdiot2002 4 роки тому +6

    20:34 will always be one of my top cc moments ever

  • @Lordcrazyes
    @Lordcrazyes 5 років тому +31

    26:08 I died. Couldn't stop laughing for like an hour!

  • @coachlift5260
    @coachlift5260 5 років тому +17

    Nice to see Aleks in his old haircut

  • @razzamatazz7983
    @razzamatazz7983 5 років тому +48

    Aw yes pilgrim age. I can remember it as if it was 60 years ago.

    • @Borals
      @Borals 5 років тому +4

      Weird how time works like that

    • @ubertreeman8212
      @ubertreeman8212 5 років тому +1

      Weird, I can only remember it as if it was like a century or two ago

  • @cuitlahuac6434
    @cuitlahuac6434 5 років тому +12

    Lindsey's confusion extended my life time

  • @YP831
    @YP831 5 років тому +63

    First Charles Whirlpool and now. . . . Dick Boy, James is on fire.

  • @aidynbiggs4685
    @aidynbiggs4685 3 роки тому +2

    This is the main CC video I come back to by far

  • @TheKillxD
    @TheKillxD 3 роки тому +8

    "Dick boy"
    *Laughs*
    "THATS MEEEEE"
    Kills me

  • @Marcsimon1997
    @Marcsimon1997 5 років тому +79

    James is the best in these group games 😂😅😅

  • @GeorginaMarsden
    @GeorginaMarsden 5 років тому +35

    James in his little bonnet looks so cute

  • @WildWombats
    @WildWombats 5 років тому +3

    All these voices are great, I'm loving the voice acting here by everyone lmao. It was all great.

  • @gramathongaming
    @gramathongaming 5 років тому +3

    Criken as the semi-silent observer is a fantastic role, he’s perfect for it. All I need is the smiles
    No homo.

  • @bennyp9108
    @bennyp9108 5 років тому +4

    The lock on Aleks when he accuses Brett of being a witch is hilarious

  • @benhunt8607
    @benhunt8607 5 років тому +6

    Brett’s look at 26:11 😂😂😂😂

  • @jooonnnaaaa
    @jooonnnaaaa 5 років тому +8

    25:25 he took me back years, aleks reminded me of emo immortalhd with the big curly hair lmao

  • @g_mixesajl293
    @g_mixesajl293 5 років тому +5

    25:15 my mind is blown 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bottledogg
    @Bottledogg 5 років тому +1

    The joy Brett shows whenever James pulls this shit is a beautiful thing to watch.

  • @breyermcjoey
    @breyermcjoey 4 роки тому +4

    James Is the funniest man alive... Paired with Aleks, the comedy never ends... But, I just love how Brett has completely given up with James at the beginning... Just that look of despair

  • @mkatapodis2
    @mkatapodis2 5 років тому +7

    "Not as hung as you" haha that was a good one Aleks

  • @Tatatatatatatataro
    @Tatatatatatatataro 5 років тому +5

    25:22 "That's right because only a witch can kill herself" - Aleks 2018

  • @smokeythemothafuckinbear4506
    @smokeythemothafuckinbear4506 5 років тому +13

    Our ancestors were truly people of chivalry and mystery.

  • @MarcusAgrippafanaccount
    @MarcusAgrippafanaccount 5 років тому +73

    George Burroughs was the OG Beta male

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 років тому +4

      Not with big dick energy like that he isn't.

  • @TwistedAttitudes
    @TwistedAttitudes 5 років тому +19

    The frickin forced voice cracks from James lmao

  • @2gtony698
    @2gtony698 5 років тому +5

    My thoughts go out to the editor. The pain that you must've gone through is that of another world. Get well soon.

  • @Natasha-th7bb
    @Natasha-th7bb 5 років тому +2

    Lindsey’s face when the other witch doesn’t look up is priceless

  • @Jademoon25
    @Jademoon25 5 років тому +37

    These games would be disappointing af without the RP. Bless you sick bastards.

  • @mipi7268
    @mipi7268 2 роки тому +5

    There's nothing good to watch in 2022 so I'm back here

  • @LucasSanga
    @LucasSanga 4 роки тому +7

    8:46 funniest moment easily, "dick boy", im literally crying

  • @TheOfficialoddity
    @TheOfficialoddity 5 років тому +5

    That Jesus fucking Christ at 14:44 gets me every time 😂

  • @emchammer1831
    @emchammer1831 5 років тому +3

    James has once again grasped me with his comedic clutches and I think I'm starting to laugh like him now. O.o
    imded

  • @jaykstah
    @jaykstah 5 років тому +7

    James is on some next level roleplay

  • @daltonwarren827
    @daltonwarren827 5 років тому +24

    im lovin the boardgame-cooking show you guys got goin on

  • @JosueMartinez-pt5kq
    @JosueMartinez-pt5kq 5 років тому +1

    James's characters are always the best... Highlight of these videos

  • @UltraPrimal
    @UltraPrimal 5 років тому +5

    Stop! I can't breathe! I'm laughing too hard at "Dick-Boy"! I'm gonna die! 🤣

  • @benerby5706
    @benerby5706 5 років тому +53

    Reveal yourself little George

  • @lmaopookiebeast
    @lmaopookiebeast 4 роки тому +7

    this aged like a fine wine

  • @jaywaysay9509
    @jaywaysay9509 5 років тому +2

    I love this series so much already.

  • @mister-monkeyman
    @mister-monkeyman 5 років тому +4

    That look, that damned look. That look that made ships sink and men wail. 19:55

  • @JayQwerty105
    @JayQwerty105 5 років тому +1

    James is killin it with the characters

  • @elnino4398
    @elnino4398 5 років тому +28

    As someone that lives near Salem, this shit is gold.

    • @raggy4627
      @raggy4627 5 років тому +5

      Are u a spoopy ghost

  • @MANA98
    @MANA98 5 років тому +1

    James really is a whole 'nother breed 😂

  • @ryk3rofficial524
    @ryk3rofficial524 5 років тому +5

    Brett’s squeaky laugh gets me every time.

  • @xokenzeebabie
    @xokenzeebabie 5 років тому +1

    James’s characters are so well done and always have me on the floor dying

  • @smoph44
    @smoph44 5 років тому +16

    It seems you have gone through some changes John Proctor. I don’t remember you being a priest at all.

  • @frostyboygaming8111
    @frostyboygaming8111 5 років тому +1

    You can see the suffering in aleks eyes as James beats his lore character into the ground.

  • @the_ironic_cat1363
    @the_ironic_cat1363 5 років тому +2

    Love when Criken collabs with CC, he's hilarious 😂

  • @7poisonberry
    @7poisonberry 5 років тому +1

    This is the happy James I miss and love. Spread some of that happiness and hope to the others and this channel is saved ☺

  • @xXJMZJrXx
    @xXJMZJrXx 5 років тому +4

    At 8:02 I couldn’t stop laughing

  • @lukem1604
    @lukem1604 5 років тому +2

    18:57 You can tell criken is trying to channel his inner Gatekeeper.

  • @PeachMoo1
    @PeachMoo1 5 років тому +61

    I'm living for Lindsey's character intro

    • @user-pt8xx8bp8u
      @user-pt8xx8bp8u 5 років тому +18

      the voice is annoying as fugg

    • @xokenzeebabie
      @xokenzeebabie 5 років тому +6

      Same that valley girl is gold

    • @KAMIKAZEE3421
      @KAMIKAZEE3421 5 років тому +4

      @@user-pt8xx8bp8u that's the point.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 років тому +4

      @@user-pt8xx8bp8u That's the point, sergeant.

  • @codybonner3828
    @codybonner3828 5 років тому

    I love these types of videos. James is a MASTER at character creation

  • @Nonco-1
    @Nonco-1 5 років тому +3

    friendly reminder that we will likely never get something this great again.

    • @javolpe
      @javolpe 5 років тому +1

      Don't remind me fuck it hurts so much

  • @Montanada
    @Montanada 5 років тому +2

    "oh hey buds" I love that they did a Canadian character 😂😂

  • @ZombieByte
    @ZombieByte 5 років тому +3

    i like how criken heard a canadian accent and then started doing a canadian accent

  • @coopererickson8257
    @coopererickson8257 5 років тому

    your guys content just keeps getting better and better. ive been watching for around like 8 years scince i was a young lad in 2012 im turning 21 this year and i still love your guys content and really apretiate the effort you guys have been putting in. Its hard to be making what you guys make on youtube right now obvs, but you can tell that you guys just keep putting more and more care into the videos. this video just kinda reminded me of unzip so i got all senti. love yall :')

  • @datonekidvids1432
    @datonekidvids1432 5 років тому +13

    Criken is here? Already know it's gonna be good

  • @matthayward9345
    @matthayward9345 5 років тому

    This is great! I really like these board game videos, and I also like Criken being featured in their videos too.

  • @DonaldDingus
    @DonaldDingus 5 років тому +6

    lmao remember when the show had a budget

  • @eloso2225
    @eloso2225 5 років тому +1

    James: I think you're gonna be hanged now!.
    Aleks: Not as hung as you.
    I fucking lost it. GG Aleks.

  • @gebthabeb
    @gebthabeb 5 років тому +48

    *A L L R I G H T H E L L O ?*

  • @StasRyadinsky
    @StasRyadinsky 5 років тому +2

    OMG this was one funny video. Almost pissed myself laughing. I love these series. Keep em coming guys XD

  • @janepettibone4648
    @janepettibone4648 5 років тому +5

    14:27 I thought Aleks’ joke would have gotten more of a response. smh.

  • @m0shsp1t
    @m0shsp1t 3 роки тому +2

    I’m back almost 2 years later watching this high