The Kill Box | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 52

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  • @jamesmartin3996
    @jamesmartin3996 7 років тому +6311

    Liam: *first attack does 72 damage*
    Liam: *second attack does 10 damage*
    I freaking love rogues

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 6 років тому +116

      James Martin i play at school and in our last campaign our "rouge" ignored sneak attacks and stuff and just went out in front of everyone for some reason

    • @korbinorion6263
      @korbinorion6263 6 років тому +428

      @@supercool1312 Cause they were playing a Rouge, and not a Rogue. Makes perfect sense.

    • @Anduril74871
      @Anduril74871 5 років тому +28

      Rogues were way more powerful before 5th Edition. They nerfed them hard by taking away the sneak attacks.

    • @Kestral287
      @Kestral287 5 років тому +96

      Before 5th you think they were more powerful? I'm confused, because they still have Sneak Attack in 5e, and definitely also did in 3.5. And they're insanely better in 5e than they were back in the 3.5/PF days, where Rogues were fun jokes that Wizards and Druids talked about at parties.

    • @geofffowler110
      @geofffowler110 5 років тому +76

      @@Anduril74871 Rogues were garbage in 3.5. They became pretty good in 4e and continue to be so in 5e. They used to have garbage hp, garbage BAB, no way to half melee damage every round (ala 5e), got their sneak attack shut down by constructs + undead, and their sneak attack was ridiculously outclasses by any 2-handed Str build with a few good feats. Now, their damage is pretty good compared to other classes and, more importantly, compared to monster hp scaling.

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 8 років тому +5148

    They're so lucky Matt cut his hair. If he was still at full power, it would've been a TPK in the first round.

    • @grondhero
      @grondhero 6 років тому +80

      Ha ha ha ha ha! I laughed too much at this. :)

    • @headintheclouds4art
      @headintheclouds4art 6 років тому +151

      Or the fact will wheaton (dice curse extrodinare) touched all of matts dice and stuff 😂

    • @yanicknj
      @yanicknj 3 роки тому +50

      It was Wheaton... He makes himself have bad luck and everyone else gets super high roles at critical moments. Combined with the percy factor and you get and extreme 1/20 Coin produce from a 20 sided dice

    • @Im-Not-a-Dog
      @Im-Not-a-Dog 2 роки тому +17

      He's like Samson, but nerdier.

    • @lenny_bam5599
      @lenny_bam5599 2 роки тому +10

      6 years later and it's still the best comment for this episode.

  • @blvck5943
    @blvck5943 6 років тому +3836

    Fight lasted :54 seconds in game time but took three hours to complete real time.
    Am I watching anime?

    • @mitchelldeines6413
      @mitchelldeines6413 5 років тому +332

      GOG ALMIGHTY no, you aren’t. I only know because the fight finished in one episode

    • @MukuroMeki
      @MukuroMeki 5 років тому +178

      @@mitchelldeines6413 two if you count Grogs opening fight with kevdak

    • @alandcapelari
      @alandcapelari 5 років тому +118

      last Saturday there was a chase at my table which lasted for 1m54s, but it took 1h real time. D&D is so funny and time relative.

    • @NecRomant1c
      @NecRomant1c 5 років тому +195

      You're not watching the anime....
      Yet.

    • @SharkfightersSH
      @SharkfightersSH 5 років тому +31

      @@NecRomant1c Hyped for that one thou!

  • @PiroMunkie
    @PiroMunkie 4 роки тому +2568

    Grog is surprisingly eloquent among his peers.
    I like to imagine he speaks Common as a second language, but when speaking to his herd he's speaking fluent Giant.

    • @juliadandy6019
      @juliadandy6019 3 роки тому +203

      As someone that's speaks English as a second language, this makes total sense to me! That's genius!

    • @SergioAzamuth
      @SergioAzamuth 3 роки тому +213

      That's probably it. With his low int score, he fumbles the words of his secondary language, but among his peers, using his primary language, he's rather eloquent, that's what I think too.

    • @zenorus3526
      @zenorus3526 3 роки тому +145

      That, and he grew up with the herd. The culture, the way you talk, the way you walk and so much more.

    • @haileydamian
      @haileydamian 2 роки тому +23

      I hadn't thought of this but YES! It sounds so right.

    • @viper2785
      @viper2785 2 роки тому +49

      Reminds me of one of Geoff Robinson's characters in RollPlay that made that joke. An (half?)orc that spoke in 2-3 word sentences, but when they came across some other orcs, he spoke to them in a highly sophisticated upper-class manner.

  • @penguin12902
    @penguin12902 6 років тому +3292

    Scanlan played that SOOOOO perfectly. Knew his turn was coming up, used cutting words on a tiny amount of damage to Grog just to give Kevdak disadvantage on wisdom saves, then the hold person while he was disadvantaged to it. Scanlan is the real MVP.

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 5 років тому +238

      He doesn't get new gear a lot, but he takes full advantage of the effects.

    • @jolmensaivaeo9363
      @jolmensaivaeo9363 4 роки тому +164

      Sam's a really good player.

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 роки тому +40

      Oh shiiiiiit I didn't realize that part

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 4 роки тому +172

      Straight after he did it they talked about how they have spent all week texting and planning so I think the opening moves had been pretty planned and thought out. Still a really good move.

    • @derekhandson351
      @derekhandson351 3 роки тому +47

      That's bards for you. Controlling the battlefield.

  • @LordGreenshake
    @LordGreenshake 6 років тому +3220

    55:12 Ashley: "I'm a barbarian too!"
    This comment aged well

    • @scylax7669
      @scylax7669 5 років тому +31

      What's the context of this? I don't follow CR and I'm just making my way through the series.

    • @ozeg940
      @ozeg940 5 років тому +93

      @@scylax7669 Ashley's character in Campaign 2 is a Barbarian

    • @idontuploadanym0re
      @idontuploadanym0re 5 років тому +20

      Scylax Yasha the Aasimar Barbarian!

    • @raptorjesues1445
      @raptorjesues1445 5 років тому +9

      untill it didnt anymore TT_TT

    • @Dramoklos
      @Dramoklos 5 років тому +8

      Its fine she is eventually coming back

  • @kriddius
    @kriddius 6 років тому +4037

    Holy shit Sam! Brilliant cutting words / hold person combo. Passing multiple concentration saves, dispelling, inspirations, spot heals, tactical moves AND calming the nervous cast with jokes and banter. He's been playing well consistently since day 1 but I think this was the birth of Scanlan MVP. The little gnome that could is the stylish glue that binds Vox Machina together :D

    • @RaibDarkin
      @RaibDarkin 5 років тому +302

      Agreed. He's the kind of player that realizes that 'wasting' a 6th level spell just to lift up Grog isn't just cute but is actually Important.
      The Kill Box set the standard for his future Clutch Moves.

    • @chrisbutler8024
      @chrisbutler8024 5 років тому +272

      I feel like Scanlan's real change where he became more of a role model was after he met Keylee. His character now has someone to protect, and that changed how Sam played him.

    • @ScorchHellfire
      @ScorchHellfire 5 років тому +75

      Indeed. And all of it is building up to his brilliant performance in the final boss fight of the campaign. :)

    • @DariyusKabraji
      @DariyusKabraji 4 роки тому +86

      The few times he wields his Vestige, he uses the advantages gained from it in an extremely well planned manner. He's brilliant

    • @FallOfHermes
      @FallOfHermes 4 роки тому +31

      What about fireballing civilians?

  • @gaberobison680
    @gaberobison680 4 роки тому +1960

    Percy saying "I cast Hex on the asshole" is very dangerous given Scanlan was currently mooning Kevdak

    • @ignisshadowflame1027
      @ignisshadowflame1027 3 роки тому +69

      I would have asked what asshole he meant under those circumstances.

    • @nightflame69
      @nightflame69 2 роки тому +26

      Spits out my drink and coughing

    • @goatelope7539
      @goatelope7539 2 роки тому

      Hahaha , please specify which asshole

    • @bigdrew565
      @bigdrew565 2 роки тому +5

      I down voted this. Not because I didn't Ike it, but to try to get the number of likes to an appropriate level 😉

    • @bigdrew565
      @bigdrew565 Рік тому +1

      After 1000 likes, I rescinded my thumbs down the dream is gone.

  • @macarunes2325
    @macarunes2325 8 років тому +2666

    fun fact from critrolestats: the fight lasted nine rounds, equating to 54 seconds in-game.

    • @maridaleedle
      @maridaleedle 8 років тому +414

      +Rune Schwarz most intense 54 seconds ever

    • @jaydamanyo
      @jaydamanyo 8 років тому +258

      +Rune Schwarz Thank you!! I love stats like this! 54 Seconds, that's crazy! knowing that now almost makes this more intense and awesome for me!

    • @shadowbomb11playsgames19
      @shadowbomb11playsgames19 7 років тому +31

      Not quite, each person is 6 seconds; so multiply 9 rounds x the number of people x 6 seconds per person

    • @raptoranonimo
      @raptoranonimo 7 років тому +426

      No, each round is 6 seconds, everyone has 6 seconds to do their stuff because the whole round lasts that long, everything happens almost at the same time (no one would wait for everyone else to do their thing before doing anything), the initiative shows which begin first, but the next one begins while the first is still in motion (if not, in a 1v1 you character would act once every 6 seconds, but in a fight with 11 people you would be waiting a minute before moving again? why would you character do that)

    • @mediamongervlad
      @mediamongervlad 7 років тому +103

      The official turn system for 5e is six seconds for a round, one minute is ten rounds

  • @FrederikRexDesign
    @FrederikRexDesign 8 років тому +4409

    Way too little mention of Travis in the comments! He was truly amazing. It's really a shame that his character's intelligence limits his roleplaying normally, but when he shines, he really shines. Grog is life.

    • @chipping5640
      @chipping5640 8 років тому +16

      In what way was he amazing? Roleplaying his low intelligence properly? Well, he seemed to help a lot with the planning and clever plays, so no. Showing the bravery and honour of his character? No. He went in boasting hard and then cried for mummy as soon as the fight got hard. In front of his whole herd. Then he died as well, but somehow got to be the big brave leader. Its all Mercer not Travis.

    • @ajshirley6752
      @ajshirley6752 8 років тому +360

      +chipping
      Well, keep in mind that while he does have abysmal intelligence, his wisdom isn't quite as bad. There is a difference between crying for mother and knowing when you're beat. While Grog has probably been a bit too smart in the last couple of battles for his intelligence mod to play out properly, you have to at least concede that poor intelligence is probably the hardest stats to portray when you genuinely care about the outcome (It's a huge handicap, especially for a personality like Travis).
      I would say that in all ways besides intelligence, it's a more mature version of the same Grog we have always known. I would also say that Grog would have advantage in manner of the Herd, not to mention that Kevdak had a legendary ancient armament bolstering him. Even Grog would have been aware that he was going to die (6 INT is still twice that of what a beast can attain, and beast can be intelligent in their own way.)
      I think saying that it's all Mercer is a bit harsh (Mercer is fantastic, don't get me wrong). Travis is a very talented actor who showed up to the table and performed well, not MVP more then likely, but I doubt you'd be singing Travis praises if he'd thrown Grog Headlong into his demise within the first 30 minutes essentially forcing the party into a TPK situation attempting to save him.
      I believe Travis played Grog honestly here.

    • @chipping5640
      @chipping5640 8 років тому +14

      +AJ Shirley Mostly good points. Though everybody should realise that a 6 INT in this game is equivalent to an ape and common people have an INT of 10. So Grog is at the level of having difficulty stringing sentences together. This low intelligence should never be allowed for a player character because its going to be a useless character for any adventuring. The player would have nothing to do and everyone else would have to nurse maid - just like playing Trinket. No, in fact its worse because villains can easily dupe him. The only reason Grog's int is that low is because Travis was metagaming (wanted to make other stats higher) at the time. A good GM would never have allowed it, but Matt panders to his players' every whim under the guise of 'making it more fun'. Now in Crit Role everyone basically ignores the roleplaying of character stats - all they are there for is the die rolls - -i.e. rule-playing.
      Regarding your point about wisdom and intelligence, the thing you are ignoring is the world (game world). Everyone seems so wrapped up in the characters. The GM alters events and world social and physical laws to suit the party. It shouldn't be like that. The world is supposed to present the party with challenges, if it keeps being changed to suit, the challenges are a lot less. The case in point - its not about his int or wisdom or any other such thing. Its that his actions lost him any honour had in front of the tribe. Anyone that turns up with big words and makes big challenges then screams for mummy, when he wasn't even hurt, is goign to be seen as a joke - according to their moral code, according to the world. But here, we just conveniently brush failure under the carpet and pretend it was a win...because failure isn't fun. Is it fun to play a game where its very difficult for you to lose?
      Well anyway they are entertaining to watch. I like Travis, he is actually quite funny and a pretty smart player (would have been better off playing a better character).

    • @ajshirley6752
      @ajshirley6752 8 років тому +64

      +chipping You made some good points there as well. Especially about the part where Grog should be struggling with stringing sentences together. I know little of their Meta-gaming decisions prior to Episode 1, but I do now that meta-gaming is hard to avoid sometimes when you're putting together a party of first timers. However, the DnD ruleset does allow for stat assignment or a roll best 3 of 4d6, which could result in a score as low as 3.
      As for Grog doing what he did... he broke the rules of the Tribe in a big way, but there are a few things to keep in mind. First is that with the portrayal of this specific herd, might always makes right. (Grog was beaten and left for dead simply because he tried to protect an innocent. This was accepted by the herd as fair play.) Second, the moment Kevdak was defeated there was a power vacuum in the leadership. This doesn't mean that the Herd would have accepted Grog, but it does mean that Grog was in a position to bargain. And Thirdly, Grog rolled a nat 20 which flipped the tables further. As for the basis of whether or not Grog could have pulled this off, I'd look at charisma and Wisdom over intelligence (He probably should have retarded the speeches a bit though.)
      So from the perspective of world rationality, I cannot say I disagree with what happened although it did catch me by surprise. Another thing to note is that a party of 7 has an inordinately high probability of success by default, so programming encounters that are challenging can be very difficult. I also got the feeling that Grog had abandoned his connection to the Herd a while ago and that had been building up to a sharper edge recently.
      P.S. I agree that Travis probably deserves a better character.

    • @ajshirley6752
      @ajshirley6752 8 років тому +18

      +chipping I'm not saying you're wrong, at least not completely. If you read my first post, we actually agree on the intelligence is hard thing. I simply think that in the context of this episode, there was margin for error I don't feel that you're recognizing.
      I don't think that Intelligence is the sole stat that reflects thinking capacity. Wisdom, as an asset, involves intuition. Sometimes people can guess an answer that is correct, and if backed up by solid charisma, carry that solution to a meaningful conclusion. Intelligence is about knowing the answer, solving a problem with analytical ability and academic knowledge. As both being abstract stats, I feel that under certain circumstances they can be interchanged, as here.
      Even in real life, Intelligence and Wisdom are often confused since they often tackle similar subject matter. Like touching poison Oak. INT defines your ability to correctly identify it and avoid it (or remedy it if you accidentally touched it). At the same time you could come to the same conclusion via a gut feeling that something probably isn't a good idea (WIS).
      Perhaps in order to help Travis correctly identify what Grogs INT should play out as, Matt should set a precedent of forcing an INT check every time Travis pushes the boundaries of Grog's intellectual capacity. On the other hand, Travis definitely needs to stop with the back seat driving, since Grog probably couldn't process information on that level. However on the point of tribal speechcraft, I don't think Grog play entirely out of the realm of believability, I just think he should have been more simplistic with it.
      As for how Matt treated it, based on how things played out, I will say that I think that could of happened. What is more unbelievable for me is their entire sequence of rolls at the exact right moment (this seems to happen to them a lot.) My main annoyance with Matt is that he seems to treat anything below a 15 as a fail, and a natural 20 as god mode activated much of the time. I know there is probably more to it then that, but I feel like there are a wide range of actions that would fall under easy-very easy that get passed over in favor of an on-off switch. I'm not sure if this relates to what your saying or not, but perhaps it'll add some clarity to my side of the table.
      In short, I think you are right about a lot of things, but perhaps a little abrasive in your application of the ruleset.
      P.S. I don't think animals are stupid, they are generally just treated that way. In fact, I think that many types of Dogs could easily have pulled off the dog version of what grog did here. And they are auto-relegated to INT=3. Perhaps our difference of opinion here is driven by the fact we have a different idea of what an INT of 6 actually represents.

  • @hoboodinson
    @hoboodinson 7 років тому +2845

    Grog's arc is genius, in an anime setting he would have taken his nemesis by himself all badass and cool. So when he shouted out for Vox Machina I was a bit disappointed thinking someone would take his glory.
    But the fact that All of Vox Machina contributed in the fight with Kefdak and with Grog dealing the final blow harkens back to the line "I find my strength in my friends." in ep 43.
    This episode is one of the greatest and most satisfying.

    • @Bboyoriginalsin
      @Bboyoriginalsin 5 років тому +89

      I agree, although the way it's played out is good. My only frustration was Grog not pulling out the Tiefling-forged Moon Hammer after losing Craven, and then AGAIN after being disarmed of the Firebrand. I love Travis and think he's one of the most brilliant at truly occupying his character rather than just powergaming. But I think he forgot he had it, and I wanna see what it does!

    • @arig65
      @arig65 5 років тому +84

      @@Bboyoriginalsin I think that it's just a regular hammer, but a cool looking one. IIRC, Matt said the he got no additional bonuses when he swung it when he got it.

    • @Aldinth
      @Aldinth 5 років тому +65

      This is not an anime. In one Grog would get some ridiculous unexplained power-up during the fight and win relying solely on it. It's much better this way, as DnD simply acknowledges that characters have limitations and there are bridges they can't cross alone.

    • @ScorchHellfire
      @ScorchHellfire 5 років тому +18

      I don't know about that... Depends on which anime we're talking about. Many of them would have him take on Kevdak himself, sure, but others would revel in the "power of friendship" trope.

    • @ScorchHellfire
      @ScorchHellfire 5 років тому +16

      @@Bboyoriginalsin It doesn't *do* anything. Pay closer attention in the episode he got it in. It's just a nice looking hammer. More of sentimental value because of who forged it than of actual combat value. Definitely something to use as a last resort if magical weapons aren't available.

  • @PhobosDDeimos
    @PhobosDDeimos 2 роки тому +358

    Pike and Percy harmonizing a celestial chant to bring a child back to life is a beautiful image.

  • @alecsemicognito8905
    @alecsemicognito8905 6 років тому +1382

    Here even more than in all the previous episodes Laura Bailey is living the game in the moment. "What if we all DIE and the DRAGONS just take over EVERYTHING???"

    • @achimsinn7782
      @achimsinn7782 5 років тому +21

      I was a bit too much for me. At some point she was just complaining about everything and anything and her constant yelling kind of got onto my nerves watching it.

    • @seanm5236
      @seanm5236 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 роки тому +139

      @@achimsinn7782 Jesus, god forbid your free content does something not to your utmost liking.

    • @robertthompson5701
      @robertthompson5701 4 роки тому +4

      I think it was more of she was either drunk or high and reverted to a 12 yearold.

    • @bigdrew565
      @bigdrew565 4 роки тому +17

      @@robertthompson5701 I just want to preface this by saying that I love Laura Bailey. She's a saint. But that doesn't mean that having to listen to her saying "We're all going to die" every episode in Campaign 1. doesn't grate on me. I was half joking when I said on another episode that if I took a drink every time she did that, I'd have no liver left.

  • @Tabbyclaw
    @Tabbyclaw 8 років тому +1883

    The "...Oh!" as Matt catches on to Vex's plan with the locket is still one of my favorite reaction moments from him.

    • @hankskinzer7972
      @hankskinzer7972 6 років тому +42

      Haha didn't expect this did ya!

    • @shawngillogly6873
      @shawngillogly6873 6 років тому +96

      Tell me that wasn't one of Vex's best moments. And I did love Matt's reaction when he saw it as well.

    • @SupaBass1793
      @SupaBass1793 6 років тому +42

      1:36:50

    • @shreknet
      @shreknet 5 років тому +7

      @@SupaBass1793 Thank You

    • @AngryShellback
      @AngryShellback 5 років тому +24

      Those attacks should have been at a disadvantage for being a fast moving target, and surprised...

  • @keiferminehart4582
    @keiferminehart4582 6 років тому +1946

    1:36:48
    Vex " I am putting Grog in the f****** locket"
    Matt " ........Oooh"
    When Matt understands the plan, his face is fantastic.

    • @exotic80
      @exotic80 4 роки тому +74

      damn, grog was in a locket for an hour, or 12 seconds, whichever you would like

    • @jaygrizzley
      @jaygrizzley 4 роки тому +25

      for similar vibe see : campaign 2 episode 93 ;)
      (which im sure you've already seen haha)

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 роки тому +15

      Semi-spoiler for a 1 shot battle royal
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      That necklace makes a pretty fun appearance ;)

    • @Companion92
      @Companion92 4 роки тому +9

      Grog is now a pokemon

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 3 роки тому +6

      @@Companion92 The one who would make Ash wins all the leagues

  • @NovaOtari
    @NovaOtari 4 роки тому +1986

    2:00:20
    He heals 70% of his hit points?
    No, just 70 hit points.
    Oh so 17 hit points.
    Yes, 7 hit points.
    Exactly, a hit point.

    • @Th3M4k40n
      @Th3M4k40n 2 роки тому +32

      That drove me up the wall lol

    • @email10jo
      @email10jo 2 роки тому +23

      Ik don't know why but this is the funniest comment I have seen hahaha

    • @HelloThere.....
      @HelloThere..... Рік тому +1

      @@Th3M4k40n what does that mean?

    • @Th3M4k40n
      @Th3M4k40n Рік тому +3

      @@HelloThere..... It's a phrase for "that was incredibly annoying"

    • @Yoder023
      @Yoder023 Рік тому +9

      ​@hellothere436
      It means he's a Monk because he can go up walls

  • @modredastal1644
    @modredastal1644 2 роки тому +882

    Everyone remember throughout this entire vicious, bloody, and desperate fight...Scanlan is singing a completely different song almost every six to twelve seconds.
    *That* is musical talent.

    • @MillieBee11
      @MillieBee11 2 роки тому +29

      He's playing the D&D equivalent of the Axis of Awesome Four Chord Song.

    • @HumbleDuckM9
      @HumbleDuckM9 3 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 underrated comment

  • @libbtribbt8765
    @libbtribbt8765 6 років тому +1648

    "while the entire square sets on fire vax quietly and quickly falls a little deeper." -liam
    "wait what do you do?" -laura
    "falls a little deeper?" -ashley
    "... In love ;)" -Liam

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 8 років тому +493

    Holy crap, Travis is an amazing actor. I don't know how he comes up with this stuff off the cuff like that. That was movie quality material right there.

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 4 роки тому +6

      Agreed! I gave you your 200th like for that comment. *high five*

    • @CullenTheDuck
      @CullenTheDuck 2 роки тому +2

      It’s now a personal quest to find an Abelhawk comment on every episode. Love ur channel

  • @oliviatankinganimation7732
    @oliviatankinganimation7732 2 роки тому +682

    Matt: “I’ve had like 1 natural 20.”
    Taliesin: “No no no you’ve had more than one. *evil eyes* We’ve been counting”
    XD I freakin love Taliesin

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 роки тому +1586

    As much as I love (love) and miss (MISS) Sam’s ads starting of each episode in unimaginable ways, I’m also really a fan of seeing Liam’s wyrmwood ads slowly spiralling into bizarreness..

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 роки тому +111

      Also, is CRITROLE the original WEPLAYDUNGEONSANDDRAGOOONS?

    • @LivingThroughLove
      @LivingThroughLove 4 роки тому +26

      @@pagenein it is 100%

    • @JustinSIsTank
      @JustinSIsTank 2 роки тому +27

      "You guys, D & D Beyond..."

    • @Darkandmenacing
      @Darkandmenacing 2 роки тому +7

      There was a moment about two episodes ago that vax missed a perfect opportunity for saying "CRITROLL" that's a CRITROLL...

    • @LadyLier17
      @LadyLier17 2 роки тому +2

      Prepare for the loot crate shenanigans

  • @anthonyblackjr.8245
    @anthonyblackjr.8245 5 років тому +628

    The look on everyone's face at 51:00 when Matt said "her feet actually break, from the weight of the armor and the angle that you hit, break some of the shingles..." was priceless. He could have worded that better because I'm sure they all thought that Pike broke both of her ankles.

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 роки тому +31

      I made a percy comment/reaction irl when that happened haha

  • @Gregatron13
    @Gregatron13 Рік тому +521

    Travis: Natural 20
    Matt: Stay tuned next week as Critical Role implements dice cam.
    Taliesin: Stay tuned as we fail to open this door for an hour and a half.

    • @nightstar6179
      @nightstar6179 Рік тому +6

      And thus several years later the box of doom was born

  • @lenisemicolon
    @lenisemicolon 8 років тому +1119

    I like how all the players thought Scanlan was wasting his Cutting Words spell on Grog's very low damage; little did they know he actually had a plan in place...

    • @Sparrowly1
      @Sparrowly1 8 років тому +343

      He was definitely the MVP of the fight, so many things went perfectly for him. Percy was also clutch by nearly single handedly shooting off one of Kevdak's arms in one round.

    • @lenisemicolon
      @lenisemicolon 8 років тому +250

      In retrospect every move made played out perfectly. Vex had two perfect (though unplanned) actions as well-Pokéballing Grog (who would have died and been dismembered in the next round) and releasing him to get the killing blow. Even with hold person there could have easily been a TPK without that sequence of events!

    • @chipping5640
      @chipping5640 8 років тому +20

      Scanlan's were the only brilliant moves in the whole thing, the rest were just a catalogue of blunders and desperate gambles.

    • @lenisemicolon
      @lenisemicolon 8 років тому +166

      chipping Blunders and desperate gambles that ended up saving their lives!

    • @Spaecefaeries
      @Spaecefaeries 7 років тому +141

      chipping Laura popping Grog into the necklace literally saved the entire party this fight. If Grog had fallen, even if they killed Kevdak the other goliaths would have kept fighting and it would have been a TPK for sure. Vex is MVP this game

  • @TheCConnoll1
    @TheCConnoll1 4 роки тому +1673

    Anyone else upset that through this whole fight not a single goliath remarked on Grog's majestic new beard while they've been stated by Matt to be hairless?

    • @jgamer2228
      @jgamer2228 3 роки тому +83

      There are too many other details Matt nails for me to be upset about something so ridiculously insignificant

    • @Teja63859
      @Teja63859 2 роки тому +96

      I know right. Grog went through so much to grow that f...ing beard. The beard alone should have an intimidating presence.

    • @Rbrcka
      @Rbrcka 2 роки тому +13

      I am now

    • @michelvanderlinden8363
      @michelvanderlinden8363 2 роки тому +64

      ​@@jgamer2228 calling Grog's beard insignificant is why you got stabbed Ceasar.

    • @kamrenjones1641
      @kamrenjones1641 Рік тому +9

      ​@@michelvanderlinden8363 bro that was elite comedy 😂

  • @fyrestorm359
    @fyrestorm359 8 років тому +533

    Thanks to Phalinx for compiling this and making it easier to re-watch the episode.
    0:11:31 - Game begins
    0:13:45 - Sam's Secret Weapon
    0:24:05 - Scanlan's Cutting Words
    0:26:55 - MVP Play
    0:29:45 - Did somebody say High Noon?
    0:36:51 - Grog's One Liner
    1:03:10 - Quick Peek
    1:05:00 - Percy the Badass!
    1:08:38 - You Can't Break Those Cuffs
    1:12:35 - Scanlan Heals Pike
    1:28:50 - Scanlan, MVP
    1:35:45 - MedeVex
    1:57:00 - Scanlan Inspires Pike (Oh the harmonies!)
    2:03:35 - No Fucking Mercy!
    2:08:20 - Sam Breaks the Tension
    2:30:09 - Desperate Measures
    2:37:20 - WITNESS!
    3:12:26 - Game ends

    • @GodBear97
      @GodBear97 5 років тому +9

      That harmony was impressive! especially considering there was no planning

    • @Ryulin18
      @Ryulin18 5 років тому +3

      Love you!

    • @noname-goodname4539
      @noname-goodname4539 5 років тому +5

      Replied to see if it moves to top And thanks a lot from the future.

    • @eyelesscargo9952
      @eyelesscargo9952 5 років тому +2

      Thanks

    • @LydiaTereK
      @LydiaTereK 5 років тому +3

      Thanks! Also 3:16:57 - “Sorry About Last Week”

  • @seraphinaedan1033
    @seraphinaedan1033 2 роки тому +771

    trying to get the gauntlet off and keeping it away from Kevdak -- Can't believe they predicted Avengers: Endgame

    • @CatSantaHat
      @CatSantaHat 2 роки тому +18

      OMG UR RIGHT

    • @shreknet
      @shreknet 2 роки тому +6

      Cept Kevdak has two of them

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 2 роки тому +1

      Good thing Grog went for the head

    • @FulcanMal
      @FulcanMal 2 роки тому +29

      And they win, because even Grog is smarter than Starlord. (To be fair, Dr. Strange should have used hold person. Then Starlord could have hit Thanos without breaking the spell)

    • @LadyLier17
      @LadyLier17 2 роки тому +11

      Travis has played thooor!!

  • @samfriedmann7548
    @samfriedmann7548 4 роки тому +771

    I love how throughout both campaigns whenever combat goes south for the party Laura just goes straight to “We’re all gonna die.”

    • @Albatross0913
      @Albatross0913 3 роки тому +32

      i guess if you go in expecting the worst you'll never be disappointed lol

    • @oblivion1924
      @oblivion1924 3 роки тому +19

      And in this encounter there was a 99% chance they would have died if they didn't just run away immediately

    • @SM-qx1wc
      @SM-qx1wc 3 роки тому +6

      Every time! It’s hilarious

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 2 роки тому +20

      And the scream. "Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!" Laura's a gem

    • @Boxy005
      @Boxy005 2 роки тому +8

      Followed by "It's a sneak attack" or "do I get advantage?" 😂

  • @benvoliothefirst
    @benvoliothefirst 5 років тому +1717

    "What'm I gonna do, TINKER him back to life?" Underappreciated line, Percy. Nice work.

    • @kaizen5023
      @kaizen5023 5 років тому +123

      Dammit Jim, I'm a tinker not a doctor!

    • @patmcgroin4me
      @patmcgroin4me 5 років тому +27

      @@kaizen5023 I hate how much I laughed at this.

    • @lerinn2783
      @lerinn2783 4 роки тому +68

      "Daddy, there's an electrical engineer on the roof!"

    • @DredgenStorm
      @DredgenStorm 4 роки тому +5

      Time stamp?

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 роки тому +23

      But then!! Percy's nerdery actually came in handy. So good

  • @utes5532
    @utes5532 5 років тому +641

    I like how Matt is in disbelief of the total 5 or 6 crits the party rolled when he himself seemed to be rolling critical strikes against the party multiple times every round

    • @pallasproserpina4118
      @pallasproserpina4118 5 років тому +67

      I believe the total count according to critrole stats is 9 for Matt, 7 for the party, though I might be wrong

    • @timothyserpette9403
      @timothyserpette9403 4 роки тому +92

      with the obscene number of attacks that Matt is actually rolling it kind of makes sense that he would be getting more than the entire party put together

    • @Draeckon
      @Draeckon 4 роки тому +30

      @@BrentDnD A pussy? Really? The whole party are freaking out the whole fight and you're going to call Matt that because he was mystified by the number of crits they got? They're rolling whole hell of a lot less dice than he is, so it's pretty reasonable to be surprised by their obscene luck.

  • @viper2785
    @viper2785 2 роки тому +544

    3:03:46 Keyleth rolling a nat 1 for her part in helping to resurrect a child is so on brand

    • @mineola_
      @mineola_ 2 роки тому +91

      It's so sad. 😂 She tries so hard to do the right thing.

    • @lauralynch6494
      @lauralynch6494 2 роки тому +14

      In the 2-week end-of-month drought after she shows up again in the 3rd campaign, I’m anxiously looking forward to her showing us how much she’s improved at this!

    • @bschneidez
      @bschneidez Рік тому +11

      I like to think of it as the result of her hypocritical self-righteousness and how naive she is... it feels like karma and makes me laugh.
      That said, obviously Marisha as a person doesn't deserve the hate she gets/got about how she played her character. Before anybody gets the wrong idea, I obviously don't condone that.

    • @claire3614
      @claire3614 Рік тому +13

      ​@@bschneidez called her hypocritical self-righteous and naive but claim to be against the hate the player receives immediately afterwards? Pick a line buddy

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 Рік тому +32

      @@claire3614 He called Keyleth naive and hypocritical, not Marisha, and even defended the player right after. The character can be a total piece of shit while the player who plays it a total saint of a person. Chill out.

  • @MyRYNOrunsHot
    @MyRYNOrunsHot 8 років тому +1941

    Alternate title: Hi, who wants a 3 hour long heart attack?

    • @Sparrow141420
      @Sparrow141420 7 років тому +15

      Seriously though.

    • @jollyroger6660
      @jollyroger6660 6 років тому +19

      MyRYNOrunsHot greeaattttt..... I'm just starting the episode...

    • @scarlettkara2762
      @scarlettkara2762 6 років тому +8

      And how did that work out for you?

    • @ciarfah
      @ciarfah 6 років тому +12

      Scarlett Kara Seems they didn't make it

    • @scarlettkara2762
      @scarlettkara2762 6 років тому +11

      Nope. A shame really. Didn't even get to the kraken yet.

  • @redbeastvfx
    @redbeastvfx 7 років тому +787

    1:36:53 you can see the realization of what Laura is doing and the pride in the clever item usage in Mercer's face hit him all at once

    • @grazianogiacobone4321
      @grazianogiacobone4321 5 років тому +9

      And then he proceed to punish her, making 5 AdOs by enemies without reach weapons against a flying target. I love this show and Matt's DM style, but this fight was unfair.

    • @juraj1998
      @juraj1998 5 років тому +9

      @@grazianogiacobone4321 Seriously, also concentrates a lot of attacks on Scanlan because he held the hold person. And then the heal spell which does not return limbs (I know it wasn't fully dismembered but still). Maybe if he had healed him for over half of his maximum, but he healed only 70, which for Kevdak isn't that much.

    • @chefboycc5448
      @chefboycc5448 5 років тому +34

      They are sentient creatures they would attack weak links and those being smart, I always roll perception checks on the bad guys if they are semi intelligent to see if they notice things like the concentration of spells or people healing, it’s tactics, the games no fun if there’s no challenge, and being the dms attacks the not having reach doesn’t matter as much, he even said they are tall ass Goliath’s with great swords

    • @levoskaa
      @levoskaa 5 років тому +10

      @@juraj1998 His other broken arm got healed, not the one that got cut off.

    • @thorn249
      @thorn249 5 років тому +31

      @@grazianogiacobone4321 She has to touch Grog to get him into the crystal, so she would have technically been within five feet of all the barbarians. It's not punishing her, it's playing the game as it's written and as it would happen.

  • @lilahharvey730
    @lilahharvey730 4 роки тому +416

    This was the day that Sam started making the t-shirts. And the rest is history...

    • @Kkais_
      @Kkais_ 5 місяців тому +3

      Came to look for this comment 😁

  • @RektorMcGitgud
    @RektorMcGitgud 3 роки тому +410

    Taliesin going full fanboy mode when anyone else does badass shit is the best

    • @ShadowyFox_86
      @ShadowyFox_86 2 роки тому +21

      Thus is why I love Taliesin. He's such a team player.

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 8 років тому +565

    Man Sam's a genius. Using Cutting Words to give Kevdak disadvantage and THEN casting a spell on him was an amazing plan. This is so fun to watch now I know what sports fans must feel like :D

    • @MeonLights
      @MeonLights 8 років тому +70

      And so many good quotes. "Daggers out, hasted, Raven Queen armor, f-k y'all" should be a bumper sticker.

    • @longstreet0163
      @longstreet0163 5 років тому +3

      I agree that it was a great play. I just don't see how cutting words gave Kevdak disadvantage on a wisdom save ? Cutting words reduces the enemies die roll. Confused here.

    • @insertcoolwordhere
      @insertcoolwordhere 5 років тому +29

      Longstreet 01 it’s an effect of mythcarver, scanlans vestige sword. I’m not quite sure Matt realised how powerful this ability would end up being when Sam played it so smart

    • @czarLanay
      @czarLanay 4 роки тому +14

      @@insertcoolwordhere but like, Vestiges are artifacts from Gods so it makes sense if it were OP. And Mythcarver are pretty tailormade for Scanlan anyways. Also for his current level he only have 5 Bardic Inspirations per long rest, so imo it's pretty balanced.

    • @hopelessnecromantic2794
      @hopelessnecromantic2794 4 роки тому +15

      @@czarLanay Really liked when they found it and Matt is reading the description.
      Sam: its a sword, whatever.
      Matt: weapon of Master bards
      Sam: Oh Really?

  • @natg.2614
    @natg.2614 5 років тому +1875

    Wasn't Wil on set before the game began?
    The dice kept going between 1 and 20
    Wil and Taliesin dice
    The 2 dice Gods were at war tonight.

    • @JustVibing4now
      @JustVibing4now 4 роки тому +16

      Very true

    • @Nuraku11
      @Nuraku11 4 роки тому +5

      What an epic thought :D so true

    • @creidy2018
      @creidy2018 4 роки тому +79

      He actually was lol. There’s a vid on UA-cam of Liam and Travis getting him to come in and touch Matt‘s dice and table and even gave him a hug. It’s great.

    • @ghastlyglimmer
      @ghastlyglimmer 4 роки тому +5

      the dice giveth but also taketh

    • @danielfisher5262
      @danielfisher5262 3 роки тому

      @@creidy2018 do you have a title or link?

  • @BottyInnit
    @BottyInnit 2 роки тому +65

    I love sams commitment when he says hes done something he sticks to it even if he realises it was bad half way through. He is really playing the game like he is making split second decisions in the heat of battle.

  • @jakubmakalowski6428
    @jakubmakalowski6428 8 років тому +1387

    I love that the lecherous gnome bard comes closer and closer to being the most useful party member with each battle.

    • @FinalFirebrand
      @FinalFirebrand 8 років тому +153

      5E Bards, yo. The power is real.

    • @MisterTingles
      @MisterTingles 8 років тому +219

      let's be real, he's the de facto leader. You can tell that Sam takes the time between each session to look through his spells and make at least minor plans to start the next session. let alone all the song parodies he contemplates.

    • @jakubmakalowski6428
      @jakubmakalowski6428 8 років тому +122

      MrTingles
      Though personally I've started to like that Merisha doesn't check her spells. Only half knowing them really suits Keyleth's personality of klutzy naivete.

    • @Thanatos385
      @Thanatos385 8 років тому +26

      What about the fact that she was 100% useless that whole fight, and even her fire damage she rolled terrible and hardly did any damage.

    • @korrasmuscles
      @korrasmuscles 8 років тому +29

      ***** 22 wisdom and you're not expected to be wise? Lmao.

  • @rowgesage936
    @rowgesage936 5 років тому +275

    The moments when they all sing together with one of the songs Sam comes up with warms my heart every time

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 3 роки тому +5

      It's the thing that i miss the most in the C2

  • @mandragon4847
    @mandragon4847 4 роки тому +1066

    36:54
    "I do hope you have a necromancer in your group, cause I'm looking at a fucking dead man."
    Best line from a member of VM so far.

    • @Ryanais420
      @Ryanais420 2 роки тому +21

      Followed by not adding his brutal crit damage and not immediately severing the arm

    • @bigdrew565
      @bigdrew565 Рік тому

      ​@@Ryanais420 yeah. Some dick ripping was happening when I watched this live for that reason.😂

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx Рік тому

      I am so happy I met Travis!

    • @-tr0n
      @-tr0n Рік тому

      ​@@Ryanais420sooooo frustrating!

  • @MrFinnyous
    @MrFinnyous 2 роки тому +216

    Probably the best episode they ever did. And Grog relying on his friends instead of his ego is just the perfect way to show his growth.

    • @Dr.Bright87
      @Dr.Bright87 Рік тому +10

      "Where does your strength come from?"
      "My Friends!"

  • @ghostman263
    @ghostman263 8 років тому +303

    Sam is the psychologist for everyone in tense moments. Everyone else is terrified and he just says one thing and they all just unclench.

    • @Now_Its_Orange
      @Now_Its_Orange 3 роки тому +3

      You guessed his character concept 5 years later

    • @ghostman263
      @ghostman263 3 роки тому +3

      @@Now_Its_Orange it is fucking crazy that you fund this comment 5 years later lmao

  • @charlificate
    @charlificate 4 роки тому +1394

    0:00:57 - Multipass, cause who doesn’t love the fifth Element
    0:11:31 - Game begins
    0:13:45 - Sam's Secret Weapon
    0:24:05 - Scanlan's Cutting Words
    0:26:55 - MVP Play
    0:29:45 - Did somebody say High Noon?
    0:36:51 - Grog's One Liner
    0:41:45 - No Mercy Percy…. Guns
    0:49:12 - Saren Rae is pissed off
    1:03:10 - Quick Peek
    1:04:08 - Well hello there Maintenance man
    1:05:00 - Percy the Badass!
    1:08:38 - You Can't Break Those Cuffs
    1:12:35 - Scanlan Heals Pike
    1:24:40 - "what does your dice say?"
    1:28:26 - When you're about to beat the gym leader and they pull out a full restore
    1:28:50 - Scanlan, MVP
    1:31:55 - stop it mercer
    1:35:45 - MedeVex
    1:49:24 - sixxxxxx
    1:57:00 - Scanlan Inspires Pike (Oh the harmonies!)
    2:03:35 - No Fucking Mercy!
    2:08:20 - Sam Breaks the Tension
    2:09:42 - let us all be reminded that Keyleth speaks for the trees
    2:30:09 - Desperate Measures
    2:31:25 - Grog does some critical damage..
    2:37:20 - WITNESS!
    2:37:25 - Vex’s Intimidation
    2:44:00 - Grogs speech.
    2:54:34 - Ultimate Whoa
    3:12:26 - Game ends

  • @gregputnam7243
    @gregputnam7243 7 років тому +584

    Ashley is spoiling us with her being here for three episodes in a row

  • @seanob8001
    @seanob8001 4 роки тому +182

    Me yelling four years into the past: "Brutal Critical, Grog! Don't forget your extra 2d12 on the Crit!"

  • @gfhk5085
    @gfhk5085 4 роки тому +524

    Here's the first of the Sam's ridiculous shirts

    • @tee-py3zx
      @tee-py3zx 4 роки тому +19

      hell yeah! im ready for the escalation

    • @bobnope2732
      @bobnope2732 4 роки тому +14

      I mean there was the Redskins shirt from way earlier

  • @lauramartin1902
    @lauramartin1902 7 років тому +105

    What an epic episode. I hope they remember to tell Reginald's daughter the message, for some reason that really hit me in the feels last ep

  • @pagenein
    @pagenein 4 роки тому +1554

    1:40:11 Imagine being paralysed and seeing this blur of black and feathers come out of the shadows, running at you with unnaturally fast movement, faster than any humanoid creature should be able to move, something metallic glinting and suddenly he’s up in your face, and you can’t look down at the dagger but you feel it stabbing further into your body than a weapon of its size should go, before its viciously yanked out, then *again* thrust into your flesh, this time close to the neck, and the shadow of a man who’s face you only saw clearly for a brief second darts out of your peripheral again. That’s fucking terrifying tbh.

    • @lianehargrove2440
      @lianehargrove2440 4 роки тому +30

      It's just too bad he didn't pick up the arm/gauntlet while he was there.

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 роки тому +50

      @@lianehargrove2440 I don't think he would be able to as it's probably another action

    • @nomoresunn
      @nomoresunn 4 роки тому +162

      The imagery is so vivid. Vax dives off the roof, swoops down past a barbarian who can't even spot him as he is little more than a black smear of motion before he bolts right into Kevdak's space, plunges the points of his daggers into his flesh before he spins on his heels and leaves him to bleed and think on his final remark, "Your fate is sealed here today, my friend"

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 роки тому +44

      Keiran Roberts I know riiiight freaking love it. True dark dramatic rogue mood there.

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 3 роки тому +7

      @@hahmann yeees omg that was crazy

  • @3RacoonsInATrenchCoat
    @3RacoonsInATrenchCoat 2 роки тому +252

    The theater of the mind of Scanlan paralyzing a goliath with the force of his butthole and relentlessly holding that pose while being stabbed is incredible

  • @NinjaDeathSlap
    @NinjaDeathSlap 4 роки тому +689

    Man it's almost hard to believe that there was nothing scripted about this episode (I'm not saying it was btw), with how there were so many lucky rolls at crucial moments, and what with how nearly every player got a big moment (Sam's cutting words/hold person combo; Laura's para-rescue of Grog; Keyleth's fireball strike once he was out of there; Talesin yoinking back half of Kevdak's HP right after he healed; Ashley keeping what seemed like half the herd occupied by herself when only an inch from KO; and that perfect finishing move from Travis). It managed to be both a great personal victory for Grog, while also feeling like a true team effort as an RPG should be. Best episode so far by a long way. If I was ever gonna try and convince anyone to take up tabletop gaming this is what I would hold up as an example of DnD at its best.

    • @dark_matter62
      @dark_matter62 3 роки тому +44

      I'm just going through C1 for the first time now and only intended to watch til break. I was glued to this episode. So. Fucking. Good.

    • @jacktalos7
      @jacktalos7 3 роки тому +5

      Wait did you miss Vax!?😂

    • @DarkMage501
      @DarkMage501 3 роки тому +35

      @@jacktalos7 vax's yeet into the whole group to stab kevdak and then flip over the spikes to safety was pretty epic

    • @jimmydesouza4375
      @jimmydesouza4375 3 роки тому +3

      Bailey actually let it slip that it was scripted with how she was dithering about letting trinket out of his poke ball before there was any purpose to it, it wasn't needed, and when letting a large noisy bear out would be a bad idea (and is something she rarely does).
      She remembered she was supposed to but couldn't remember what she was supposed to do it in response to.

    • @mrmoosetachio
      @mrmoosetachio 3 роки тому +50

      @@jimmydesouza4375 or, I dunno, she let out the big ass bear inside the house as an extra means of defense should anyone come inside.
      Just a thought.
      Try not to be so cynical

  • @CalebMini2556
    @CalebMini2556 4 роки тому +166

    Greenbeard running up to Kevdak to heal played out in my head like the torch-bearer Orc at Helm's Deep

  • @gordonmcghie1985
    @gordonmcghie1985 6 років тому +709

    Grog: "How many do you number?"
    Goliath Chief: "What's a number bigger than five?"

    • @dainblack8289
      @dainblack8289 5 років тому +50

      Man, I was hoping he would say "Six."

    • @cpt.awesome7281
      @cpt.awesome7281 4 роки тому +15

      That would have been so great.
      It's a shame Matt didn't play them as at least a LITTLE stupid. 😂

    • @shypup5675
      @shypup5675 3 роки тому +10

      @@cpt.awesome7281 I think it's cause Grog is really the stupid one among them, the others have at least an average intelligence. Kevdak certainly seemed pretty smart at least.

    • @AshtonMonitor
      @AshtonMonitor 3 роки тому +8

      @@shypup5675 I like to imagine Kevdak beat the intelligence out of him with a really bad concussion

  • @zenkaihero24
    @zenkaihero24 4 роки тому +260

    Can I just point out that they disarmed kevdack and then de-armed him

  • @Ribula1
    @Ribula1 5 років тому +362

    THIS was a boss. What a war! Hearing Matt saying what could happened was even scarier than the battle. So intense and Grog just got ressurected befoore in the same day.

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 4 роки тому +20

      I think he was ressurected a day before because it was in the frostwheald then they came to the outside of westruun and waited a night for the dragon to pass and then they did this. But semantics 😅

  • @MrD10de
    @MrD10de 5 років тому +197

    On rewatching, this episode was essentially the Endgame Thanos fight.
    "Bring me the other!"

  • @oddeofreq
    @oddeofreq 8 років тому +647

    With as many 20 that were rolled in this game, it was probably the universe compensating for all the rolls Will Wheaton was making somewhere else at the same time.

    • @snikerz5886
      @snikerz5886 6 років тому +75

      I want to believe that Will was at home watching and rolling every time they did and every time he rolled a 1 they rolled a 20 and then had a "THAT ONE WAS FOR YOU" moment every time.

    • @nathanielranney9163
      @nathanielranney9163 6 років тому +46

      ZhinZhaw Gourneau He was actually there. Travis and Liam had him go up and touch all of Matt's stuff.

    • @MrBottlecapBill
      @MrBottlecapBill 6 років тому +15

      That's the one flaw with D&D. The odds of a critical failure and a critical hit are always the same regardless of level or bonuses. You could be a 20000th level god and still trip and fall with the same likely hood as a 1st level child. I always hated that aspect because it doesn't make sense although it does make the game far more hilarious.

    • @goldflame3390
      @goldflame3390 6 років тому +5

      Bill Kennedy Regardless of crits, the likelihood for success generally increases with level, but if a level 20 character fails it’ll be the same as if a level 1 character fails. That’s not a flaw with the game. Also, with improved critical, it does increase the chance of scoring a crit for certain classes

    • @joshlee7449
      @joshlee7449 6 років тому

      @@goldflame3390 as well as halfling luck decreases crit fail chance.

  • @wesleyyoung6471
    @wesleyyoung6471 3 роки тому +162

    So fitting of Scanlan to use the Mythcarver against the wielder of the Titanstone Knuckles instantly. Clutch moment.

    • @sepho3070
      @sepho3070 2 роки тому +12

      i see your vestige and raise you mine... I WIN!

  • @MetalheadAndy25
    @MetalheadAndy25 4 роки тому +386

    I love that Percy can go from no mercy Percy to harmonizing in celestial to help a child. My favourite character

    • @TheMuseAphelion
      @TheMuseAphelion 4 роки тому +61

      I love Percy as a PC and Taliesin as a person! He's so supportive of the team, genuinely thankful (and sometimes overwhelmed!) By the love from the Critters. I had such joy watching him lose his shit at Grogs speeches.
      Then he talks about how he takes his unwanted stuff from his Loot Boxes and makes like Santa Claus with the kids in his neighborhood...my heart.
      BTW. That scene made me cry imagining it. Percy, battered, bloodstained, smelling of black powder, gently singing in Celestial to save a child, the aftermath of the batte smoudlering around them as the light of Sarenrae descends.

    • @Darksnakemrniceguy
      @Darksnakemrniceguy 3 роки тому +4

      @Dean Forrester hahaha percy cares about the innocent... oh man, now thats humour!

    • @tiph3802
      @tiph3802 2 роки тому +13

      @@Darksnakemrniceguy who hurt you?

    • @tiph3802
      @tiph3802 2 роки тому +12

      All of Taliesin's characters are my favorite to the point that leading up to C3 I was saying "I wonder who Taliesin has picked as my C3 favorite character?"

    • @IRQ17
      @IRQ17 Рік тому

      @@tiph3802 apparently Taliesin Jeffe.

  • @AnneIllustrating
    @AnneIllustrating 6 років тому +480

    Best “How do you wanna do this?” reaction so far.

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 роки тому +24

      I rewatched it like 3 times out of joy lol

    • @TheMuseAphelion
      @TheMuseAphelion 4 роки тому +11

      I ... might have shed a tear.

    • @MarcSola7
      @MarcSola7 3 роки тому +17

      2:32:58 is the timestamp for those who want to know.

  • @ellap73
    @ellap73 3 роки тому +646

    I’m about 5 years late on this but when Laura says that a fan said she looks stupid in the new intro and Travis says “I just need a name”.. that is relationship goals. They are such a wonderful couple.

    • @LadyLier17
      @LadyLier17 2 роки тому +5

      Do you have a time frame???!

    • @gustavocarneiro5225
      @gustavocarneiro5225 2 роки тому +15

      @@LadyLier17 7:22, it was somewhere around here I think!

    • @DeCode343
      @DeCode343 Рік тому +27

      No one looked stupid in this, this inteo was pure marvel and bliss.

    • @a.m.4049
      @a.m.4049 Рік тому +18

      @@DeCode343 Ehhh, I think most of them looked goofy af. But I also wouldn't be disrespectful about it. Just bite my tongue and cringe.

    • @aussiegamer9668
      @aussiegamer9668 Рік тому +14

      @@a.m.4049 bro let them have their fun who tf cares haha

  • @stratosfire1943
    @stratosfire1943 2 роки тому +87

    I love How Scalan has on multiple bosses just crippled them with the shenanigans support spells he can pull out of his literal butt.

  • @AmigoRoberto
    @AmigoRoberto 5 років тому +639

    As a dm: ...god damn counterspell...
    As a fan: GOD DAMN COUTERSPELL!! WOOOO!

    • @xDMrGarrison
      @xDMrGarrison 3 роки тому +7

      He shouldn't be giving that much information before casting a spell, because it gives the players an unfair advantage. He should just say "someone runs over to Kevdak and seems to be casting a spell".

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 3 роки тому +2

      @kiekebe Not only a talented one, somatic and verbal components are a thing, after all.

    • @Rellyks
      @Rellyks 3 роки тому +17

      @kiekebe Yeah, i agree. Identify which spell is being used requires a lot of experience, but to notice that a spell is being used is easier. I think that's the diference between only using a counterspell and using a counterspell of the right level. When i DM, when a player asks me if they know what magic is being cast, if they are the same class of the enemy caster, they know. If they are different classes, they can make a arcana check.

    • @knutandersson4606
      @knutandersson4606 2 роки тому +1

      Here's a fun trick for DM's:
      Counterspell the player's healing.

    • @Comrade2261
      @Comrade2261 2 роки тому +1

      @@knutandersson4606 Oh yeah I've done that plenty of times lol.

  • @PacifistDungeonMaster
    @PacifistDungeonMaster 4 роки тому +1105

    Matt: "Everyone roll intiative"
    Matt: *notes everyone's rolls and establishes the turn order*
    Everyone else: "I would like to hold my action and ignore the entire turn order."

    • @erby3027
      @erby3027 3 роки тому +78

      Well they said they planned for the fight a lot, so I guess that makes sense

    • @wolverinehobbit1
      @wolverinehobbit1 2 роки тому +1

      Is holding your action even a third in d&d? Because I know that for ready attack it says if the trigger doesn’t happen you’ve lost your turn,but nowhere in the combat section of the player’s handbook did I see anything on delaying your action. Wondering for my campaign

    • @at5203
      @at5203 2 роки тому +40

      @@wolverinehobbit1 Is not a rule in 5e as far as I'm aware, so it's probably a homebrew done by Matt.
      "Readying an Action" in 5e not only makes you loose your turn if your trigger never happens but it also uses your reaction, forcing players to only use them if they are trying to do something really cool. As you can see in the game, Matt's homebrew makes for more dinamic fights, but also it's really hard to keep track of.

    • @wolverinehobbit1
      @wolverinehobbit1 2 роки тому +1

      @@at5203 thanks I wanted to know for my game

    • @goatelope7539
      @goatelope7539 2 роки тому

      Lol I thought that too

  • @o0_sm0k3y_0o
    @o0_sm0k3y_0o 3 роки тому +608

    Taliesin - "What am I gonna do tInKer him back to life?"
    Sam - * makes FCG out of spite *

    • @TheWordN3rd
      @TheWordN3rd 2 роки тому +18

      This is an UNDERRATED comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +4

      What’s that acronym?

    • @TheWordN3rd
      @TheWordN3rd Рік тому +10

      @@ALJ9000 It's a name for a character in C3.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Рік тому +9

      @@TheWordN3rd So nothing I’m familiar with, got it

    • @envymordecai4429
      @envymordecai4429 11 місяців тому

      “He’s a robutt!”

  • @linnic
    @linnic 4 роки тому +490

    This episode, determined by dice rolls, improv, and role playing, was better than anything I saw in the last season of GOT.

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 3 роки тому +7

      Almost; I was a fan of Arya stealthing through the castle after the walkers got in.

    • @blobjorn3248
      @blobjorn3248 3 роки тому +17

      Not a high bar to clear.
      That being said, this had Way less budget than GoT so it's even more embarrassing.

    • @Xiatter
      @Xiatter 2 роки тому +4

      @@Reepicheep-1 Would have been way better had she gotten to assassinate Cersei, or actually attempt to.

    • @henriquematzenbacher9651
      @henriquematzenbacher9651 2 роки тому +1

      Similarly dumb choices by all the characters but yeah

    • @majorzipf8947
      @majorzipf8947 2 роки тому +2

      I would argue….. any and all seasons of GOT

  • @msao16
    @msao16 4 роки тому +158

    I love how this was legit my first episode of Critical Role ever in a live setting. This was the episode and Grog's final hit on Kevdak was enough for me to say, "I'm in love with this show".

    • @benscriven8935
      @benscriven8935 2 роки тому +3

      I fucking cheered with them, what a beautiful moment.

    • @JoyCrazy
      @JoyCrazy Рік тому

      SPOILERS
      My first episode live was c3e51. I binged c1, c2, and caught up on 3 in a year and my first live episode was absolute #MATTHEW MERCER. Then I had wait 7 days for the first time ever. It was brutal. I love these guys.

  • @louisec-m9503
    @louisec-m9503 6 років тому +246

    Those missile snaring gloves, man. I love Percy's dramatic side.

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 6 років тому +9

      ...That's a lot of people moving in on VM now. I thought this fight was going suspiciously well.

  • @apandarose675
    @apandarose675 5 років тому +553

    Travis: *looks over to Laura’s dice* Good job babe- I mean Vex. *takes long drink*

    • @Grayhammer
      @Grayhammer 4 роки тому +12

      Time stamp?

    • @tallfroggie
      @tallfroggie 4 роки тому +30

      @@Grayhammer I know this is late but 17:01

  • @green_frogball1015
    @green_frogball1015 2 роки тому +53

    sam is and always has been the best, keeping the cast calm, and always cracking a joke right when needed. love him

  • @evanwhite5704
    @evanwhite5704 4 роки тому +120

    2:26:28 just noticed travis and laura discussing what would later be known as "the drop shot"

  • @half_chub
    @half_chub 4 роки тому +347

    the random harmony from the entire cast as scanlan sang im a believer was magnificent and hit my soul

  • @Thanatos385
    @Thanatos385 8 років тому +390

    I know we all say it everytime, But Pike and Grogs interactions are the greatest things on Critical Role

  • @xaviervaldez620
    @xaviervaldez620 8 років тому +413

    55:34 - I would like to Sarenrage?

    • @chalor182
      @chalor182 6 років тому +14

      Underrated comment of the decade.

    • @Alexander-vg5qf
      @Alexander-vg5qf 5 років тому +17

      @@chalor182
      2016: Wants to rage agains the storm herd
      2019: Rages using the strength of the storm

  • @Eriatha
    @Eriatha Рік тому +149

    Matt was sooooooo pissed that Kevdak spent the majority of the fight paralyzed and then the Cure Wounds was Counterspelled.

    • @user-Aaron-
      @user-Aaron- Рік тому +37

      I think he was a little disappointed for sure, but I think he also genuinely enjoys being outplayed fair and square. They make for great in-game moments and are the cause of much joy, excitement, and celebration among his friends. I think he also likes that it helps him grow as a DM, and as the DM, he knows that there's always next time.

    • @KooblyK
      @KooblyK 11 місяців тому +2

      He was making some weird calls this fight. Like making sure Grog only got resistance on physical damage, not necrotic, as per rage rules. But then letting all of HIS barbarians resist fire damage multiple times?? Not saying he did it consciously, but he definitely seemed a bit defensive after such a big upset to his plans right off the bat (shoulda had legendary resistances if he didn't want that to happen). This is my first watch through, so hopefully his refereeing improves with time. It just felt very skewed, beyond the already difficult circumstances themselves. Like he didn't want to reward their creativity.

    • @loganholley5792
      @loganholley5792 9 місяців тому +8

      @@KooblyK All of his barbarians were bear totem barbarians that get resistance to everything except psychic damage

    • @HeroKiro
      @HeroKiro 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@KooblyK if you had watched the last episode*, even if you don't know how barbarians work, Matt literally explained it at the end. He was confidently correct in his rulings.

    • @treckzx1504
      @treckzx1504 4 місяці тому

      @@KooblyK you don’t know how barbarians work lol

  • @chaosrift2616
    @chaosrift2616 5 років тому +382

    For ppl that are just watching this and don't know why kevdak is taking half damage to everything. It's because he is a path of the totem barbarian and they can get a thing that halfs all damage except psychic damage

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 4 роки тому +7

      In that case he should have taken a quarter because the Titanstone gauntlets also give resistance to fire cold and lightning damage while the enlarge ability is used, and he went large at the start of the combat with grog.

    • @JonnyJKL
      @JonnyJKL 4 роки тому +65

      Resistances do not accumulate, only in case you make a Dex save of a spell AND have resis.

    • @walfman100
      @walfman100 3 роки тому +6

      @@JonnyJKL matt regularly allows quarter damage, I think matt either wanted to give the party a helping hand or he forgot/ didn't want to do the math managing so many npcs

    • @xadielplasencia3674
      @xadielplasencia3674 3 роки тому +6

      @@walfman100 Read the comment again

    • @walfman100
      @walfman100 3 роки тому +1

      @@Levyathyn maybe he had something like persistent rage that only ends if the person chooses to or falls unconscious

  • @Nerdarchy
    @Nerdarchy 8 років тому +541

    Was anybody else willing Ashley to have Pike yell, "I'm ok!", after her fall from the rooftop?

  • @LunaBirbosa
    @LunaBirbosa 8 років тому +132

    13:45 - Sam's Secret Weapon
    24:05 - Scanlan's Cutting Words
    26:55 - MVP Play
    36:51 - Grog's One Liner
    48:56 Pike's nat 20
    54:58 I'm a barbarian too
    1:03:10 - Quick Peek
    1:05:00 - Percy the Badass!
    1:08:38 - You Can't Break Those Cuffs
    1:12:35 - Scanlan Heals Pike
    1:28:50 - Scanlan, MVP
    1:35:45 - MedeVex
    1:57:00 - Scanlan Inspires Pike (Oh the harmonies!)
    2:03:35 - No Fucking Mercy!
    2:08:20 - Sam Breaks the Tension
    2:30:09 - Desperate Measures
    3:12:26 - Game ends

  • @NickTheMagnificent
    @NickTheMagnificent 4 роки тому +82

    This battle and the Solo mansion are when Scanlan starts to become a combat MVP. His clutch creativity and decision making set him apart from Grog Vax and Percy who are DPS machines.

    • @BravoSquid
      @BravoSquid Рік тому

      I mean he also has a much wider array of abilities/spells to choose from. Thats just the nature of being a caster vs a martial class.

  • @demilung
    @demilung 8 років тому +104

    To quote Matt from one of the previous sessions: guys, you know there are numbers in between 1 and 20...

  • @FuerstHardos
    @FuerstHardos 7 років тому +156

    Vex: Grog can go
    Vax: I'm gonna go
    Vex *I'MGONNA GO*

  • @fantasyfarce
    @fantasyfarce 4 роки тому +513

    Sam - hey we killed something guys!
    Matt - yeah the first thing you've killed in this fight is an innocent peasant...
    Laura - *sad eyes intensify*

  • @thatpinhead7543
    @thatpinhead7543 4 роки тому +347

    Grog, digging the Blood Axe into Kevdak's arm: _FIRMLY GRASP IT_

    • @sanswithagun7368
      @sanswithagun7368 3 роки тому +9

      you made me spit all my water against my monitor, thank you, haven't laughed this hard in a while

    • @mrmoosetachio
      @mrmoosetachio 3 роки тому +4

      Would like, but you're at 69
      ....nice

    • @thatpinhead7543
      @thatpinhead7543 3 роки тому +2

      @@mrmoosetachio respect

    • @G32hero
      @G32hero 2 роки тому +1

      Ancient joke

    • @theflyingwelshman5338
      @theflyingwelshman5338 2 роки тому +1

      Dammit, I just snorfed my drink reading that!

  • @MetalMind19
    @MetalMind19 8 років тому +376

    Lol, I love how when Percy crit on his trick shot Matt looked like he wanted to scream profanities

  • @Roy-Sauce
    @Roy-Sauce 7 років тому +264

    I love how Sam can take this game so seriously and not take it serious at all... at the same exact time

    • @Spectralyzed
      @Spectralyzed 4 роки тому +9

      A true talent.

    • @jamesdelaneywhelan9255
      @jamesdelaneywhelan9255 4 роки тому +12

      And the fact that’s he’s is so great and being anti-meta/un-meta whichever way you prefer, the moment that always comes to mind is back in that dinner scene with the first encounter with the briarwoods and matts like sam what you doing, and he’s just like I don’t know what’s going on so I’m having a drink 🤣

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 3 роки тому +2

      That's the perfect description! He's like the Victor Borge of D&D. (Pianist, look him up, he's skilled.)

    • @The116thDoctor
      @The116thDoctor Рік тому

      @@jamesdelaneywhelan9255that was the moment he became my favorite player. Absolutely fantastic lol

  • @mr.awesome27
    @mr.awesome27 4 роки тому +133

    That encounter should have WIPED them out, but the dice gods smiled on them that day. There were so many key moments that could've led to character deaths if they didn't go their way. What a stressful episode

  • @ThomasUfnalCrowlake
    @ThomasUfnalCrowlake 3 роки тому +433

    "I've got a Scrooge McDuck-sized pit of Xanax at my house I'm just going to dive into" is a MOOD.

  • @pyrosianheir
    @pyrosianheir 4 роки тому +556

    Me, in the future, used to the way the intro usually goes, hearing Matt say "A bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors sit around, and play dungeons and dragons" - "WE PLAY DUNGEON'S AND draGOOOOOONS!"
    The rest of the Crit Role table - *says nothing*
    Me - "Oh, right, hasn't started that yet...."

    • @gageanderson7612
      @gageanderson7612 4 роки тому +18

      I say it in my head every single time

    • @MollyWakeling
      @MollyWakeling 4 роки тому +5

      Ugh I know I feel let down and empty every time

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx 4 роки тому +1

      Campaign 2 spoilers :P

    • @faithmorrison641
      @faithmorrison641 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, something always seems to be missing! Glad it isn’t just me!

    • @friskybitzboi
      @friskybitzboi 2 роки тому +1

      It kinda happened this ep

  • @Supergamesniper9
    @Supergamesniper9 8 років тому +354

    Matt Mercer: "It's Hiiiiigh ---"
    Sam Reigel: "MOON!!!"

    • @mythicxgod5428
      @mythicxgod5428 4 роки тому +2

      i wish i could like this comment more

  • @Fourleafclov
    @Fourleafclov 8 років тому +215

    5e Bard, the best support for this entire series

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 8 років тому +33

      I really feel that if Ray changed Keylieth to be more support focused then she might be nearly as good as Scanlan. Honestly though Reigle is probably the best player at the table with knowing what Scanlan can do and he is capable of using Scanlan to cause a fair bit of damage using his surroundings whither it is with Vox Machina or on his own such as the Scanbo segment in the mansion back in Whitestone.

    • @agilemind6241
      @agilemind6241 5 років тому +8

      @@Wookie_oo7 Druid is super flexible, can be played as a healer, a support, or as offence or tank. Which is why they are so hard to play. Keyleth plays it a Utility/AoE/tank.

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 5 років тому +8

      @@agilemind6241 I can see what you mean, but Ray isnt really playing Keyleith as a tank. Although she is getting better near the end of Campaign 1. I do however look forward to Ray getting a new character in the 2nd campaign, and I am hoping that it is less complicated than what Keyleith is, I think its the class combined with what Keyleith as a character that causes her issues with the community.
      She did pretty alright in the high level battle royale though, and if it wasnt for Reigle getting Willingham on board she would have won it easily.

    • @XpVersusVista
      @XpVersusVista 5 років тому +4

      @@Wookie_oo7 she plays a monk in the second campaign

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 5 років тому +4

      @@XpVersusVista True, I have reached episode six of the second campaign since I posted my last reply. The monk does seem more her speed, but I also think its because the skill she has picked up along the way enables the character. But even more than that Beau is more inline with Ray's role playing style than Keyleth was.

  • @Rosie-fe4zh
    @Rosie-fe4zh 4 роки тому +44

    i love that when scanlan sings something the rest of the group join in. so wholesome

  • @waaromn
    @waaromn 7 років тому +171

    That was one hell of a deadly fight Mercer put up for them, literally if it wasn't for that hold person holding OP kevdak for so long they might have been looking at two or more dead with how hard he hits, perhaps even a TPK due to not getting those easy hits on him

    • @Soldier4USA2005
      @Soldier4USA2005 7 років тому +14

      Yeah. That fight was pretty rigged in Matt's favor.

    • @clevelandreed7013
      @clevelandreed7013 4 роки тому +28

      Make sense for Kevdak to be OP I mean they said it for like 2 episodes now he has a weapon that was use in a war with gods.

    • @Toporshik
      @Toporshik 4 роки тому +3

      @@clevelandreed7013 yes, and the party has two of those.

    • @B0TFrosty
      @B0TFrosty 4 роки тому +5

      @@Toporshik Keep in mind that Scanlan barely uses physical attacks agaisnt people. It's a good rapier, but he mainly uses ranged attacks anyways, so he uses technically about 50-70% of the sword's potential

    • @gebdemedici
      @gebdemedici 4 роки тому +7

      @@Toporshik And the other one they have is a defensive one, which Vax, a non-frontline rogue is wearing.

  • @Striker2054
    @Striker2054 5 років тому +113

    Travis: "I know, look at that face, you saw it too, didn't you? The shadow of a man that wished he could have butchered somebody and didn't quite get to."
    Every DM gets that look at least once a campaign. Usually it's because of either the damage sponge that just won't fall down, or the guy dropping everything in one or two hits.

  • @halseylynn5161
    @halseylynn5161 8 років тому +57

    1:37:00 OMG the medivac capacity of that locket+broom is amazing! Great strategising, Laura!

  • @mars-the-ethereal9609
    @mars-the-ethereal9609 2 роки тому +402

    2:08:28 laura is genuinely about to start sobbing and then sam makes a joke and they all cackle with laughter, god bless sam, this man is not who we deserve but who we need

    • @TheOrganicartist
      @TheOrganicartist 2 роки тому +20

      Sam has saved my mind from many dark headspaces.

    • @captainbirch2.079
      @captainbirch2.079 2 роки тому +16

      Sam is the human antidepressant

    • @roboticd
      @roboticd 2 роки тому +18

      Natural born bard.

    • @theNoobmaster69
      @theNoobmaster69 Рік тому +5

      ​​@@roboticd he really is a real life bard. His comedic timing and the shit he says is genius.

  • @thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818
    @thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818 5 років тому +47

    I shouted as loud as they did when Grog got the finishing blow. Scared my poor cats, one of whom was sleeping.

  • @Gender_Ascender
    @Gender_Ascender 8 років тому +73

    Holy shit, Travis. That speech at the end was incredible.

  • @MaereJaneMan
    @MaereJaneMan 8 років тому +238

    They have three of the Vestiges, and a small herd of Goliath's allied with them. That Dragon is as good as dead. Now all we need is Scanlan to start to actually wield Myth Carver, and with Titan Grog, and the Aspect of Death Vax, they're rapidly becoming legends in their own right.
    Scanlan was definitely the MVP, though Vex was a close second with her clutch evacuation of Grog.

  • @michaelrussell7806
    @michaelrussell7806 3 роки тому +42

    Grog shouts strong jaw and the falling death blow exposes Kevdak's jaw. That's a great improvised detail.

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 5 років тому +153

    i imagine Grog was mostly talking in giant after the fight, so he seems far more articulate.