2019 Canadian IMP Southwestern Chipotle Chicken Individual Meal Pack Ration Review MRE Tasting Test
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- This lunch/dinner menu was a quality ration experience. Introducing the combination of a beverage base in a fruit pack, opening doors to a range of new possibilities - also featuring a Canadian double double. Don't know what that is? Well, time to find out in this 2019 IMP Review - get your snacks ready and buckle in for a real shelf stable culinary adventure!
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LET'S GET THIS OUT ONTO A TRAY, NICE™
NICE HISS™
I'LL BE COMING BACK AT YOU WITH SOMETHING NEW OR OLD, ALRIGHT COOL SEE YA™
When the world needed him most... he returned.
A double upload! Yes!
@@AshleyPomeroy 😍😍😍😍💖💖💖
Yes!! 💯
@@jimmymcgill2961 I think he ment the average person. If you preceive someone who has a cell phone as being privileged then you need get with the times
Yes!!!!! The world needs more healing lol
Steve’s post-workout meal consists of: turkey with beans from industrialized London of late 1700’s, followed by German Panzerschokolad from 1943, followed by pears from Napoleon’s garden and a coffee instant from the civil war.
Panzer chocolate is absolutely hilarious.
Pretty sure he has the forbidden fruit from the garden of eden in his cupboard
Type 1 or type 2 coffee though.
Nice.
And most importantly some good roman legion's posca!
"The Pain Hamburger is best served cold."
Just like revenge.
Niicce
@@missrose1983 I miss you the show has gone to. Shit since you left comeback plz
But revenge can be reheated in the microwave of evil
KHAAAAAAN!!!!
Especially when the revenge IS a pain hamburger.
You have no idea how much I needed to hear those drink mixing spoon sounds.
Saaame
I'm too embarrassed to admit it.
ting ting ting ting ting ti ti ti tin
The varying the speed tinging of the glass is something I love... Until he stopped doing it and teasing us with that.
^
He has such a smooth, soothing voice. The world seems calm and peaceful whenever I watch his videos
nice hiss
ASMRE.
"A shelf stable masterpiece", the kind of quote that only steve can provide.
So many shirt ideas.
I think Trump already owns that trademark.
Thanks to Steve my 5yr old loves saying “nice m-kay” whenever he sits down for a meal. Love it.
What....no "let's get this out on a tray?"
Awh that's so precious!
Buy him an old surplus mess tray for his birthday. Bet he'd love it!
That's great, lol!
I'd love to see a video where Steve goes over everything he has on his bookshelf.
I would love that too
And here we are left to play i spy and postulate the reason everything is there
He reviewed parts of stuff on bookshelves by now tho
Right? I have some shelves like that at home me and Steve are two peas in a pod 😉
@@Windinhisface Shelf-stable peas?
When we dug into those IMPs in basic and found those Kit Kats in the middle of a blizzard in the dead night of November when our fkn burners didnt turn on... We sat back and munched those bars down like we were the last kings on earth
Thanks for your service but in the meantime would you rather have a kitkat from circle K? ??
You are Kings! Thanks for serving and protecting your county.
Do Canadians actually go to war?
@@hornypenguins69 So, are you a troll or just another ignorant jingoist?
@@alecbrinker7268 I believe it is a joke, because of all the memes about Canadians being nice.
Edit: why the hell didn't I just wooosh this guy?
Life goals: Find someone who looks at you like Steve looks at a gusset.
Lol
You owe me a new pack of screen wipes, cuz I just spat my coffee everywhere.
Nice
and who appreciates you like Steve appreciates a nice hiss
Scott Hobbs h huh gi
He opens the case and rubs his hand sensually over the meals. I was waiting for him to call them his precious.
Lol, good one!
"The PAIN HAMBURGER is best served cold."
Steve's wit never ceases to amuse me.
Pain is French for bread
And Klingon ...
“It says dessert...but apple slices.” Lol, u can hear the disappointment in his voice. xD
That’s a horrible dessert if I had to choose lol might as well it a tomato for dessert it’s a fruit too lol
A good apple slice is divine, but it varries from sort to sort.
Fruit, a dessert. How disappointing.
@@gregavrhovnik4572 and from slice to slice and consumption to consumption preservation method notwithstanding
The sliced apples are legit not that bad, I’d take em over the sliced pears and trail mix (except for banana peanut butter trail mix which is a godsend) any day. The thing you might not guess is that sometimes, depending on the exercise you do not get that water-activated heater in your IMPs so you have to put them in boiling water, a process you often DO NOT have the time for. A lot of times the main meal becomes the most disappointing part of the IMP because you have to eat it cold, if you eat it at all that is.
Find yourself someone who loves you the way Steve loves a gusset on a beverage bag.
I feel the same way about truss gussets, car window gussets, shirt gussets, and Lou Gusset Jr.
Thank you alt skin jolyne
Gussets can't cheat and stand you up on your birthday and then you to come home to an empty house
I’m Canadian and I’m pretty impressed how good this looks. The trail mix looked perfect. The hot portion of the meal would boost your spirits if you were out in the cold. Apple slices looked awesome. For such an under funded military I’m glad they didn’t cheap out on the meal, and it sounds like Steve really liked the heating aspect.
Steve, just had emergency surgery, back home after 5 days or hell, this has really cheered me up, thanks pal, keep up the great work
Hope your ok
“Nice.”
@@malasuertexch13 "Nice stitch"
Hope you have a speedy recovery mate!
I'm waiting for the day that MREs start including reviews from Steve on their packaging.
American MRE: Tactical, Efficient, Nutritional
Canadian MRE: Delicious.
Pickle Wart a happy soldier is a well fed soldier
@@deeznuts-kw6yv Soldiers march on their stomachs!
Canada is part of america btw
No, it’s a sovereign nation.
@@BigCC16 its part of northern america
I got into MRE’s in the late 1980’s when my best friend in High School joined the Army on the ROTC track, I, myself, tried to get into, first, the National Guard and then the active duty Navy. Neither would touch me because I was born with only one kidney. So much for my military career. I loved the 80’s MRE’s. I lived for the Five Fingers of Death and the vanilla pound cakes. As the years have progressed, I have had other friends who would bring me entire cases after their two-week stints in the summer or I’ve managed to wheedle single packs out of National Guard units for which I have cooked meals (smaller National Guard units are not allowed to make their own breakfasts and lunches unless they have their own 92G’s). I’ve enjoyed them all (well, maybe except for Fettuccine Alfredo and Mac & Cheese, but mostly because I don’t like them anyway). I love seeing Steve sample the foreign MRE’s because I’ve never had one of those. The ones I want to try most are the Australian and Russian 24 hour packs.
Thank you for offering your services
@@cliffordcoxjr6284 😂
Hell yeah man! Hope you eventually get those MRES.
chili Mac is the best for sure
Wow one kidney that sad..how is that possible?
opens case, runs hands over 10 pristine mre's like they are gold bars.
lol
Steve, I have said it before and I will say it again! You could take a phone book from a small town during the 1940s, and read it aloud, and STILL make it interesting! Your knowledge of historical events, the military, and places to gather information, blows me away! You absolutely rock brother 💪👊👍
STEVE WITH THE PERFECT TIMING AGAIN!
nothing is more iconic, than Steve's spoon sound's edit
I'd say the combo of "Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice." Is more iconic
It would be amazing for some army department that manages the R&D side of this, US, Canada, wherever, to reach out and invite steve in to talk about their process, show stuff, A bit of a PR thing but also interesting content IMO. if Tested can do something with the space food lab then the army can ask Steve
nice
@@Steve1989MRE nice
The bread when Steve slaps it: Harder daddy!
Steve: What?
Bread: What
When you have been teleporting bread for three days
🤣
PB&J : "Nice!"
Steve your content is a balm in these trying times.
SiegeBallista I’m confused o the use of “balm” EDIT: of
And how 2020's going, in a month it'll be a vital buyer's guide on which rations to stock up on.
This man is refering to how steve is like Balm for the soul. Steve heals. Beleive it or not. Steve, is like a god. In trying times of bordum, Steve is always there to deliver the goods we truly desire. Unadulterated bordum killer. The best!!
@@whitehellfire8552 balm means something along the lines of relief, sorta like lip balm helps relief chapped lips
Would you like an egg in these trying times?
The virgin Knuckle sandwich
The Chad Pain Hamburger
"Pain Hamburger: The burger that tastes so good that it hurts!"
My mind was blown when I saw what I thought was a Canadian mint magically transform into a wet napkin.
Peter C you’d be surprised at how many recruits fall for that
@@notafaque-naym3278 tabernac!
As one wise man once said “alright let’s get this out onto the tray”
"NICE. MMMKAY." - Ancient proverb
I was waiting for that drink just because of its color 😀
Hey acid 👋
Colour* It's Canadian
"and here is the extra strong Nyquil"
Steve, speaking as a Canadian, the FRH's have to contend with temperatures on Maneuvers in winter...that can be as cold as -55 or -65 Celsius. Where we live, in winter, we set out trays and molds, and make Whiskysicles as liquor generally freezes at only -27 Celsius. Just FYI.
LOVE your vids, they're fun and Interesting!!
Eh bud where abouts do you live? Fellow Canadian and we regularly get smashed by rough winters in North Bay, Ontario. Sounds like you must way up there, though!
@@c.jarmstrong3111 North Bay is southern Ontario
@@tundra1770 Pretty sure he knows where his own city is...
yet Canada doesn't have arctic/winter rations which I find very weird. All the other Northern countries (including the US) has winter rations which are mostly freeze dried foods.
@@STMUN They are returning!
What you want to do is heat the "dessert" in the bag after the main is finished. The apples, pears, and peaches are such a good morale boost when warm. Most times we dont get the luxury of heater bags with our meals, but make use of them when you can 👍 I should mention this comes with my time in the Canadian Infantry.
“Pain Hamburger” is best served cold - Steve1983MRE, June 1, 2020!
modern world's best philosophical quote.
And it’s very cold in Canada
Definitely a great shirt idea for steve
1989
Pocket 83 + mre lol
power move in the field is to use the juice from the apples/pears/peaches to make the sports drink with some added water.
Eastern Canadian Review: " A good job they put in that shelf stable PB&J with the spicy chicken pepper stew and a double double to wash 'er down. Perhaps needs a pack of Swiss Chalet sauce with it too. Still waiting for approval on menu 27. The boys from The Rock are saying the fried bologna and ships biscuit are alright but the dehydrated Screech, "Tastes like boiled boots without the kick."
You're a soldier fighting in Canada. World War 3 has happened, Corona got weaponized. You were a young lad when the declarations were made. At first you were scared because of possible Nuclear annihilation, luckily all sides agreed to not use nuclear weapons, large bombs were allowed however. You were drafted and after some months of training you were sent to the front. You've been shelled, bombed and fired at but nothing could have prepared you for the Canadian front. A frozen hell with little to no infrastructure. You have just raided a Canadian military Outpost. You eat for the first time in what feels like months, 2019 Canadian IMP Southwestern Chipotle Chicken Individual Meal pack. You lazily walk into the mess hall and take some cutlery, BOOM. A booby trap left behind. As you bleed out you hear the screams of your squad mates, the medics telling you to hold on, the officers saying that everything is going to be okay. You look at the MRE, the final thing you will see before death. All you manage to read is "Like us on Facebook!"
No, you just hear "nice" as your MRE lays perfectly on its tray.
How can Corona be weaponized? Chemical warfare is illegal
you had us in the first half ngl
@Decanus Severus touchè
Decanus Severus I like cocaine and hookers.
Lol love when you say let’s
Get this out into a tray haha 😆 and love watching you do Canadian imp because I am Canadian.
Nice!
There's just something so therapeutic about His reviews Anybody else agrees
I've used his playlists as a sleeping aid for years.
Ya.. About 1.64 million agree
I love how enthralled people are with the pain hamburger. I guess we are just so used to seeing it I don't even remember the last time I read the french on a pack of hamburger buns.
As a Canadian, I'd like to have a mashup of one of these and a US MRE.
Head to head taste test!! THAT would be Awesome!
@@aramnolastname1301 lmao
The Canadian-American War sounds like something you'll hear on the talk radio station in GTA VI.
I noticed his MRE had French on it! Anything is possible!
Canadian states of Canada
I really enjoy the Canadian IMPs but I also tend to be thinking or missing certain things about the American MRE when I eat them. Always great to see your Reviews Steve!
"That was one of those sublime moments you don't expect to have in a day"
I love you SteveMRE
*Pretty sure Pain Hamburger is a running joke now*
Always order your Pain Burger in a Randy Savage voice.
@@christopherconard2831 OOOOH YEAH DIG IT!
Putting the sports drink into the fruit bag is a technique we do at work frequently. It saves the time of having to open up your beverage bag and add water. It also adds a nice zing to whatever fruit you're having. If you're eating a breakfast rat, I also typically add the crunchy cereal or oatmeal to the concoction and eat it with a spoon.
Steve - After doing all there reviews. Would be interested to see what YOU would put in if your were designing 3 personal meal packs (1 day worth).
Cigarettes, chewing gum, ascorbic acid, a decadent and hissing can of chocolate from the Napoleonic Wars, beef powder, and a nice gusset. Extra cigarettes for breakfast.
@@biffodio your comment made me genuinely laugh... and as funny as it is... it's so damn true
@@HarmonyBlissJunkie Nice.
@@biffodio You missed Coffee, Instant, Type II .. a 1 pound bag of it.
I didn’t know that chunky kit kats existed until now
fr gimmie that shit
They're everywhere in Canada
you livin under a rock?
Food of the gods mate, wouldn’t go back to the regular ones
@@AlexR2648 Theyre everywhere in the US too. Those 2 just live under a rock.
Honestly, they should take a page out of the Japanese playbook for this one and ditch the pain hamburger for a pack of rice and a tray. That chipotle chicken sauce on top of white rice would be some real comfort food.
The Japanese men are half the size!
@@snakeoo7ca lower profile means more concealment
@@Astrocat-od5cy true comment. You see pictures of smaller guys crowding round the biggest guy in the unit, imagining him to be the bullet magnet and therefore they won't get hit.
Two videos in one day.
Nice.
Oh man, TWO new steve videos? Let's get them out onto a tray, nice.
nice
I’ve been going through a lot of shit lately and covid has made it even harder, but man if hearing Steve’s voice didn’t make me smile.
You sound like a genuine, down to earth dude, thank you. It’d be a pleasure to meet you some day
I can't believe I am here so early for a tasty meal with my favorite food youtuber
I love the Canadian IMP's. So compact, nice to look at, and so well packed and beautifully presented
Did anyone else enjoy it when he said "nice leaf" before putting it into the FRH lol
Yes !
Pain hamburger isn't real, it can't hurt you.
Pain hamburger:
pain= bread in french
@@cl844 You're unfunny
J'ai ri
@@shortshotgunman5582 wasnt trying to be funny if i was trying to be funny i would have said
pardonnez mon français manger de la merde
C L i read that in my french accent and everything😂😂😂
Steve, I received my Botulism City shirt today, I love it! Gonna spread the word, man.
Steve reminding us he’s still alive is always a welcomed sight especially during these trying times.
“Always like a nice gusset”
Yes indeed sir. Yes indeed.
0:13 Damn just look at that absolutely smug lad.
I believed he just stayed at home, chilling with MREs, what a life.
He's got a day job iirc
2020 has been one big pain hamburger.
"The biggest"
@@skm9420 -one yet.....
“I always like a nice gusset.” - Steve eyeing up his date.
“Peanut Butter & Jam once a day to keep the blues away” Classic!
I was pleasantly surprised when he said. "Double double."
Me too! Shows you that Steve is cultured ;)
For a Canadian out in the field, something reminiscent of a Tim Hortons double-double would be a comforting taste of home. I’m an aeropress organic artisanal coffee snob, but I love those Nescafé packets - they taste like camping.
I remember eating these when I was with the military, the ones back then used to come with jerky and other things. One I liked a lot was the chicken and mushrooms in broth tasted almost homemade.
This channel is the absolute best. Love watching the MRE’s from the past few years
"Glorified Tactical Lunch bag"... Tellin' it like it is. That's our Steve!
"The most normal bread in a ration"
Germans: *Screaming internally*
@Leaving Blank the Germans in Stalingrad on late 1942 to be precise.
We germans are pretty proud for our bread and the vast variety of different breads
I love how come he is and he is just chill
Steve:" Nice Hiss'
MRE: Cobra in a can
It: "Well you better let the poor guy out! Waha waha waha!"
That paper towel saved my life many times over ... i am glad it is still in the IMP !
and no .. no one ever used it in the meal :-P
Seeing the box perfectly packed with IMP's fills my OCD with pure bliss.
Right
The reason that our IMPs are packaged the way they are is that it allows burning of the entire package to prevent enemy intel to get an idea of the troops state of morale. All of the garbage is meant to be put back into the bag, and then burned. As for the bulk of the package, it can be quite annoying, however most guys like to break down their IMPs and discard of what they don’t want prior to stepping off. Doing this also allows for quick access to the sustenance items such as jerky and peanut butter
I watch you during the day but your voice is so soothing I watch you to fall asleep too. If I’m struggling there’s nothing else that’ll make me fall asleep
Steve just chilling in his bunker eating MREs until the civil war is over
Just love how he says "nice" everytime he puts the food on the tray :)
How you know he’s legit: he mixes the Gatorade with the dessert
i cant trust someone who puts the jelly on their bread before the peanut butter...
It's not jelly, its jam. What you call Jell-o is actually jelly.
I was totally speechless when he did that. Unbelievable!
What a barbarian. I'm unsubscribing.
@@Virgil-Arcanum it depends on where you're from
Smiling Jack Sorry, America does everything right. You should bow down to the way we speak.
The best part is when he sets it all out and he says “nice”
It's trademarked by now. :)
“Tactical Lunch Bag” would be a great name for a band😂
Canada loves you Steve!
USA: Hey this Canadian MRE is pretty good
Canada: Sorry
When the world needed him most, he returned from the shadows. Thank you Steve.
I'm literally watching the unboxing of a meal.
And i'm lovin it
What a great payoff to such a shitty monday. Be safe everybody!
Theres a reason idubbbz couldnt make a bit on him for his “amateur food reviewers” content cop, 4 years back.
Because he eats anything
Steve you thought we wouldn’t notice your camera and/or lighting upgrade? It’s awesome! Much higher production value now.
I remember when I was in Army Cadets in the late 80s early 90s, and my cadet corp was provided with boxes of surplus field ration packs that were dated from the late 1970s. At least 10 years old and they were still "edible". The Chicklet gum in the pack was hard as a rock though. So I guess the new IMPs no longer have to be boiled in a pot. That's convenient.
Love the coffee stirring sound.
15:56
Have a PB&J;
At least once a day;
To keep the blues away.
This needs to be a T-Shirt, please!
He was so proud of that pun too.
"Pain Hamburger" sounds like a badass metal band name.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
VACUUM-SEALED PACKETS OF PAIN!
Its french for hamburger bread haha
Goes perfectly with a knuckle sandwich....
Zer Painzen Hamzenbuerger - German Death Metal Band
Nobody:
Steve: Oh yeah a pain hamburger
So, nobody said nothing? Ever? IOW, that meme template is ridiculously stupid and people should stop using it. You meant to say:
Everybody:
Steve: *whatever*
@@vincedibona4687 that seems overly aggressive
Daniel Hillier ya that Vince is eunuch.
Dude this Chanel has grown so much I’ve been here since 50 subs
Anyone have the Kit Kat bars that they sell in Canada? Those are spot on. Especially the peanut butter variety.
We have peanutbutter oh Henry's too, they're ridiculously good!
Peanut butter + practically anything = bliss for me 🥰
Peanut butter + practically anything = bliss for me 🥰
We have them in the UK aswell, along with mint, lemon and orange ones.
@@mainiac4pats how about peanut butter on a hot dog
The Bob Ross of MRE tasting reviews 🖼
Your positivity makes your videos 1000x better. Hope you are staying safe friend
steve keeping me sane in these trying times
Doing everything I can to avoid the chaos & I felt the first feeling of excitement in weeks 😂 thanks steve, hope you enjoy this like it's a 3 course steak dinner!
What if you wanted to 'get this out onto a tray' ,
But God said:
*"Nice"*
Nah, what if god said
"Standard issue MRE spork"
the kit kat with the peanut butter and a bit of rasp jelly..sounds like heaven