Solomon- Born on a Monday. Christened on Tuesday. Married on Wednesday. Got sick on Thursday. Sicker on Friday. Died on a Saturday. Buried on Sunday. That guy?
Summary of Joe's morning routine: - fasted cardio - elk are forest horses with sword heads - squirrels are cute but they eat my eggs so arrows will be shot into them
Everyone always jokes about the DMT thing.. but I've listened to hundreds of hours of Joe's podcasts and only heard him talk about it a few times. I think you all are just saying it because everyone else is
Squirrels are very smart. Dumb animals don't 'figure out things'. B-T-W, pellet guns will kill a squirrel. No need to be Crazy Horse and bow hunt them.
This is what I love about rural Canada, farm raised chickens and eggs, moose elk and deer, healthy wild caught salmon amazing seafood! Local family run butchers, I’m so grateful
He left out the part where you have to personally hunt and kill it with your bare hands to receive all of the benefits. Also don't forget to cut it's head off and raise it in triumph as you bellow your war cry
The quote of “I don’t want them eating my eggs, but I also don’t want to kill them so I don’t know what to do.” And also keeping in mind the beginning of the clip where Joe says it’s weird being me was a good full circle moment.
What’s funny is Joe is suppose to be interviewing them, but because they’re so young and don’t have enough life experiences, these guys are having to basically interview Joe😂
poeple dont realize that joe actually might be the one of the best people to listen to when it comes to health he has been in it all his life, he is super passionate about it and has lots of experts on with different opinions and facts and he is like the distillation of all fitness info......and that is good because its the average which means it will more or less apply to everyone to an extend (saying this because nutrition is really nuanced and different in many cases for people)
Bro.. are you even a bro.. or just en eye brow.. bro.. so you’re saying all the guests make a big bro verbal soup of Their DNA and then the squirrels steal some of it to make the bro angry and then the Forrest horse with head spears gets arrowed.. that happens after fasted cardio.. bro…. You’re not even an egg..
Joe Rogan's morning routine: "I wake up early, work out, I'm fasting right now. Anyway, if you eat Elk your literally eating a super athlete. People don't know about eating elk."
rico .warren when I first started to smoke I would go outside and for the first time in my 20 years of life watch the squirrels morning routine of scavenging and burying the shit they found. it amazed me that "life" was happening all around me. birds too.
People who live past 90 or up to 100 their morning routine is bacon and eggs, cup of coffee, go for a walk, see some friends, play an instrument, etc...
@@YTBROC Exactly. People were paid to believe and read that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It isnt. The whole breakfast is the most important meal of the day thing is just a lie and was used to get cereal sales. Skipping breakfast is something I recommend but fasted cardio does not actually have any benefits at all you just feel more drained and intense in the moment.
The thing about free range chickens is that they eat bugs. Bugs have more EPA and DHA omega-3 than any other food, and the chicken's egg yolks reflect that. Eating an egg from a free range chicken that only eats bugs and grass, and isn't fed that store bought cannibal shit their imprisoned brethren are fed, is like eating the healthiest salmon on this planet. What makes the EP acid and DH acid healthier than say omega-6 Arachidonic acid, is the particular eicosanoid pathways they initiate in our cells. w-6 fatty acids produce eicosanoids that signals the cell nucleus to produce cytokines that signal the cell itself and it's neighbouring cells to start inflammation and signal the muscles around your veins and arteries to contract which leads to heart attacks and strokes. w-3 fatty acids does the opposite. It reduces inflammatory cytokines and relaxes the vascular muscle fibers, the tunica media. So in short. What we've done by creating the egg mega factories we have today, is making the produce more inflammatory (actual numbers are 10-20 times more 'toxic'). Yeah toxic is in quotes because toxic is a fucking stupid verb when it comes to health, but that another story. But... Cheap food = poison basically.
This is like 2 kids and their cool uncle
Spot on dude 😂😂 that is perfect
Pro comment. Laughed out loud 😂💀😂
Peeeeerfffect analogy haha
Lol😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
This feels like an AI generated joe Rogan conversation
This should be top comment
OliDox one of the best comments I’ve ever read.
Genius
Lol that’s so good
Simulation theory?
It's like two freshmen smoking with a senior
Hahaha this is Genius!!
1k like 😍
5th year graduate*
hm
LMAO on point
“Salmon are hustlers” and “Elk is a super athlete” might be the most Joe Rogan thing Joe Rogan has ever said
🤣🤣🤣
Hes not lying though. Elk are absolutely unreal.
😂😂😂
No, it's gotta be something about chimps
Why not just eat Usain Bolt? You'll get faster.
Petition for this to be a radio station on gta 6
💀
wow
I hope you’ve blown up rockstar about this.
That would be so epic
It's meant to be!!
Joe "salmon be out there hustlin' " Rogan
Deus Vult lmfao
Eating plastic
They really do though
Solomon- Born on a Monday. Christened on Tuesday. Married on Wednesday. Got sick on Thursday. Sicker on Friday. Died on a Saturday. Buried on Sunday. That guy?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Salmon are out there hustling. Look into it
@@alfredo8092 I dunno, that sounds fishy to me.
Hhhuuuusling
Jamie pull that up
LMFAOOO
Yeah some are even pimps
I feel like joe is talking to two stoner high school kids.
He is .
Lol he is. Thats the extent of sugars education
lol sugar went to boarding school instead of finishing high school
luker48 ahah i thought the same, computer stoner nerds in a cool way!
Chicken Joe where sugar from
I’m going to eat a tortoise for its experience and intellect. Gorilla for strength, cheetah for speed and an elk for horns.
And a horse for .... 🍆
Absolute unit
Lolll
@@untitled6391 let me know when you’re done eating them, because I’ll eat you
@@fuccconciousness7695 🤣🤣
Joe notices the admiration these guys have for him so he goes 200%
Do you have a morning ro......
“Fasted cardio”
Callum Challis hahahahah you pointing this out absolutely killed me
Quite a fasted response.
😂😂😂
Joes very proud he had to get that one in straight away...
It’s like he’s been preparing for someone to ask him that for years
Later that day Joe ate a calculator to become smarter
lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Hillllarious
😂😂😂
He just became more calculative.
Summary of Joe's morning routine:
- fasted cardio
- elk are forest horses with sword heads
- squirrels are cute but they eat my eggs so arrows will be shot into them
Are u trying to make a humor?
😂😂
Lmao.. You Forgot the Bunny Pegasus that he rips in half for eating his tree bark cereal. Alice in Wonderland ain't got shit on his crazy..
I read this before watching and thought it was funny, but when each one became true I fucking died
holy shit, my sides
“Sometimes I throw a little cayenne pepper in that maafuckka ... Wooo”
that sounds so white for some reason
@@31brezzy ahahahahhah the most white American thing I’ve ever heard man
@@31brezzy you sound so racist for some reason
@@mishikokenkebashvili879 Get a grip, weirdo..
This is the same exact thing I thought LMAOO, he said it like it was some exotic spice 😭😂
Joes been waiting 50 years for this question
I feel like these dudes are just podcast bros who won some competition that allowed them to be guests on the Joe Rogen podcast
what episode of the podcast are these guys on? @Luke Nukem
@@austinpeine6771 MMA Show #30. Sean O'Malley
He did win a contest the ufc 135 division.
@@NotKimiRaikkonen lmao I didn't even notice it was Sean O'Malley he's actually a great fighter
Austin Peine suga is a professional undefeated UFC fighter
I gargle every morning with elk semen and I'll tell ya I feel and look tremendous .
Damon 2A That’s my semen you’ve been fooled
Hahaha
Don't lie. You swallow
Is it organic tho?
🤣😂
Joe “I put Himalayan salt in my water” Rogan
Andrew Rusk what a dork
Andrew "I'm a fucking loser who couldn't come up with something original" Rusk
fredo310 looks like you need more Himalayan salt in your water
Where the fuck do you get Himalayan salt?
A New Rep ...the Himalayas
cant ants lift like 40x their body weight? should we be eating ants?
@@untitled6391 Yes! And eat bats for better hearing, flying abilities and destruction of the wo..what?
@Perry Ellis It's joke
@@untitled6391 I mean insects are good protein but it ain't worth it imma just stick to beef mince
That exoskeleton is pure protein
LMAO good one
He is gonna end up eating MMA fighters.
Ahh too funny
Nailed it 😂
“I don’t remember what he said, but it blew my mind”.
Clearly not enough lol
Haha I think he was nervous.
yeah he seems a little nervous
"You remember the guy who said the thing? I forget what he said but I was like whoa"
I couldn't really listen.. I just kept wondering why he goes all "Lex Luthor." *Cause Hair is Weakness Bitches*
Clearly blew his mind to the point where it blew his memory away with it
2:20 this is the most Joe Rogan thing I have ever heard in my life
2:06 >>>>
It's like two freshmen smoking with a senior
Joe Rogan’s morning routine:
Water, fasted yoga ,and DMT
and elk
Everyone always jokes about the DMT thing.. but I've listened to hundreds of hours of Joe's podcasts and only heard him talk about it a few times. I think you all are just saying it because everyone else is
@@wildmikefilms its just a meme bro chilllll
That would be a cool morning routine
* Himalayan salted water
“Squirrels aren’t smart, but they are determined.” Rogan 2020
More like rogan 2018
Joe apparently never heard of roosters..
Deadass Rogan 2021
Lmaooooo
Squirrels are very smart. Dumb animals don't 'figure out things'. B-T-W, pellet guns will kill a squirrel. No need to be Crazy Horse and bow hunt them.
"Squirrels are not smart but they are determined" I IMMEDIATELY thought of ice age 😂😂
*The sexual tension is unbearable.*
Joe "have you ever fucked 2 little gay dudes" Rogan
what are you talking about 😂
Tyler Durden 🤣
I have that problem a lot
@@prisonmike5055 hey knock knock
Eating the DNA of that chicken lol. Certified broscience.
someone needs to tell Joe plants have DNA too
vegan non extreme Sometimes he gets high
Anytime u eat meat you’re also eating the DNA
No shit. How is that a statement worth making?
Just, Certified.
Im worried Joe might try to eat Yoel Romero
That made me ROFL!
LOOOOOL!
😂😂😂
wait till he shows up to his next fight with a bow...
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Eat the squirrels...those mufuckas are out there HUSTLIN rolling eggs around in the dark. Imagine consuming that power
Lmao
This is what I love about rural Canada, farm raised chickens and eggs, moose elk and deer, healthy wild caught salmon amazing seafood! Local family run butchers, I’m so grateful
I learnt more about the squirrels' morning routine.
haha this comment section is gold
gold lmaoooo
Joe “Eats Super Athletes” Rogan
Joe "Squirrels are not smart but they're determined" Rogan
That’s why he works so closely with ufc fighters lol
That might be true. "The Best Protein is Human Flesh." KURU.. Yep that will make you looney.
@@pditties I always have this "Pack of cute, but thieving squirrels coming and stealing my eggs." Yeah, eating Human Flesh makes you batshit..
Daniel Penrod calm down he was just high af watching the video lmao
This dude really said “I don’t remember what he said but it blew my mind” lol what
Stoner brain.
He means he doesn’t remember the guy said but he remembers the thing blowing his mind..
@@kvbvl7285 thank you man, you made that so much clearer
im screaming
@@dash2240 must not have been that mind blowing..
When you’re making ramen at 3 AM 1:15
Hahaha🤣
😂😂😂😂
this should be top comment
Do you have a morni..”FASTED CARDIO”
“You’re eating a super athlete” need some of his weed
"I don't remember what he said but he blew my mind." Oh ok.
Useful input indeed.
Joe “Joe Rogan” Rogan
A New Rep i gotta tell you something joe rogan
Sino Jas You first.
Whoa
Joe "Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan" Rogan
That was deep bro
The way he talks about the elk really wants me give up eating all those weak abused farm animals. Time to eat some hustlers!
He left out the part where you have to personally hunt and kill it with your bare hands to receive all of the benefits. Also don't forget to cut it's head off and raise it in triumph as you bellow your war cry
@@Jay-og4yb he goes on carefully planned guided hunts with professionals.
No. True alpha males only eat raw human meat. Poser
@@Jay-og4yb lmao are you going to cry.
Não, mano kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
By Joe’s logic if you want to win the nobel prize, eat a nobel prize laureate ☝🏽
These guys are ready to blow Rogan.
He had them at "my morning routine"
Yes
Who isn't?
The Blow Rogan Experience
They would have to pry Brendon Schaub off of Joes dick first.
this didn't sound like a routine at all
MADDNESS. Lol And that might make more sense.
yeah haha
Cardio or yoga
Water w salt
If everyone’s conversation was recorded daily, we would have some weird shit we say too
He does a lot of stuff sometimes.
Joe "Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan" Rogan
😅
Mind. Blown.
You win
Lmao
Joe “those grocery store chickens are prisoners” Rogan
He's right though man. Look into it
Joe” 2:44 “Rogan
He ain't lying
“But I drink water with some Himalayan salt” lmao 😂😂
The quickness with which he responded to what his morning routine was like is hilarious
Still hilarious
@@TrentMcNary420 still hilarious 👍🏻
@@simonmarsh641 absolutely hilarious
Joe ‘I wake up a 3 o’clock in the morning amd drive over here’ Rogan
LMAO
John Matrix shit made me fall laughing
"Water with himalayan salt" Joe is officialy upper class.
Himalayan salt doesn't even come from the Himalayas. It's just salt with extra rust.
Dude you can buy Himalayan salt at a trader Joe's..
Kian Meijers it comes from Pakistan
Costa G the Himalayas are in Pakistan
“Do you take care of your chickens?” “Yeah” “gosh that’s so sweet”
😂😂😂 just heard it lmaooo
Hilarious😂😂😂 didn’t even catch that
The real entertainment is Joe Rogan's comment section
Halfway between hipster and total bro.
If I was a millionaire my life would be hella wierd.
Cyberdyne Systems I wanna try elk meat but it's expensive and I can't exactly hunt as I'm in the UK. Will definitely try some one day
MrKiingpin Pieminister does a venison pie in the UK, it’s pretty good.
MrKiingpin you can’t hunt in the uk?
Mine would be drug fuelled mayhem and probably last about 2-3 years before death.
@@joski9030 hmm ugh ok
So I guess the next step is to eat a cheetah
marcus garvey Exactly what I was thinking. Eat some lion meat and join the nfl.
I want to eat some Asian tiger
1/3 of the video; joe rogans morning routine.
2/3’s of the video; squirrels and chickens
The quote of “I don’t want them eating my eggs, but I also don’t want to kill them so I don’t know what to do.” And also keeping in mind the beginning of the clip where Joe says it’s weird being me was a good full circle moment.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was so sure the comment section will be full of the joe rogan jokes i love it
lazos antoniou Joe “suuuch a fuckin’ benefit” Rogan
Joke Rogan
Joe "I do that sometimes too..." Rogan
Joe "You think about how healthy it is to eat Salmon" Rogan
1:19
Joe" I catch squirrels stealing eggs" Rogan
Yep. Lmao If You're a Fucking Bird.
I wouldn’t mind watching joe watch a cheetah documentary saying “that’s a super athlete right there”
What’s funny is Joe is suppose to be interviewing them, but because they’re so young and don’t have enough life experiences, these guys are having to basically interview Joe😂
Should be top comment
On point.
Joe “not smart, but determined.” Rogan
He's iQ is actually 127
@Vassago Radio a red flag that you love Joe Rogan ?
Lol Joe really is not smart but determined
He has life wisdom but not the brightest star in the milky way... Not the sharpest pencil in the bag
Joe "they're cute" Rogan
Joe "I might have to put them death" Rogan
Joe"an Elk is a forest horse with spears growin' out it's head" Rogan. Nearly died laughing, cause I choked on my grass-fed beef jerky, no joke!
Hahaha
My god, these two dudes... The fucking over-exaggerated sighs of pleasure each time he mentions a new food he eats.
poeple dont realize that joe actually might be the one of the best people to listen to when it comes to health he has been in it all his life, he is super passionate about it and has lots of experts on with different opinions and facts and he is like the distillation of all fitness info......and that is good because its the average which means it will more or less apply to everyone to an extend (saying this because nutrition is really nuanced and different in many cases for people)
I fully agree. You articulated that quite well, bro!
Bro.. are you even a bro.. or just en eye brow.. bro.. so you’re saying all the guests make a big bro verbal soup of Their DNA and then the squirrels steal some of it to make the bro angry and then the Forrest horse with head spears gets arrowed.. that happens after fasted cardio..
bro…. You’re not even an egg..
@@ghostshipone Nah bro, i am a squirrel bro dude, and the forest horse can f*ck off lol
Joe its weird being me Rogan
What is the joke here? I hear everyone saying this now...Joe "insert something he said" Rogan
Damien INSANO that is the joke
+Damien INSANO
Basically Rogan says a lot of random/stupid shit. Roganisms is what people call em i think, People are basically making fun of this
Thanks for telling me Max "Rogan says a lot of random/stupid shit" Pheonix.
Philip "that is the joke" Bein
Forest horse with spears coming out it's head.
I can't
Joe 'if I wasn't rich I would be a regular florida guy teaching bro science' Rogan
Joe “forest-horse with spears growing out of its head” Rogan
Joe Rogan's morning routine: "I wake up early, work out, I'm fasting right now. Anyway, if you eat Elk your literally eating a super athlete. People don't know about eating elk."
2:58 -- "You're eatin their DNA..."
You'd be hard pressed to NOT eat something's DNA no matter what you ate.
I knew a few kids in grade school that could show you otherwise.
Joe “you’re eating a super athlete” Rogan.
Joe “my wife wants to kill the squirrels” Rogan
Put em to death! Lol
Joe talking about how cute squirrels are when they steal eggs breathes life into me
"It's a forest horse with fucking spears growing out of its head."
I loled.
“I don’t remember what exactly he said, but it blew my mind.”
Joe "Pull that back, Jamie!" Rogan
Nathan G best one haha
i read this exactly at the moment in the video where he said that hahaha
Underrated
squirrels are smart...and calculated too. I used to sit and observe them and they are some interesting lil creatures..
rico .warren when I first started to smoke I would go outside and for the first time in my 20 years of life watch the squirrels morning routine of scavenging and burying the shit they found. it amazed me that "life" was happening all around me. birds too.
Most animals iv'e observed are actually allot smarter than we give them credit for.
Those fuckers are. I hate them, but also envy their cunning and ingenuity.
Squirrels are the ultimate hustlers bro, foxes too.
A M Why envy them ? Haha.
People who live past 90 or up to 100 their morning routine is bacon and eggs, cup of coffee, go for a walk, see some friends, play an instrument, etc...
"Intermittent fasting" is just a fancy way to say "I skip breakfast".
think. “Break-fast” the word break fast means breaking your fast
@@YTBROC Exactly. People were paid to believe and read that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It isnt. The whole breakfast is the most important meal of the day thing is just a lie and was used to get cereal sales. Skipping breakfast is something I recommend but fasted cardio does not actually have any benefits at all you just feel more drained and intense in the moment.
@@wyattb6066 which is why ur supposed to eat breakfast
@@wyattb6066 it could benefit u mentally 👍
@@Paulhanratty885 fasted cardio or skipping breakfast?
I came for Joe's morning routine, ended up with squirrels.
lol
Literally 30 seconds was about a morning routine. The rest was elk and squirrels
This is why I love Joe Rogan 🤣🤣 unintentionally hilarious. Gotta love Sean and Tim too you can tell they have met the bro deity and are in awe lol.
joe rogan sucks..al this shit he does is cringe as ur comment.
Joe is a genius but “Orange like the SUN” lmao😭
these guys are humble af, always asking questions. curious
I've been waiting for Paul Check to be on the JRE for soooo long!!! Please make it happen!!!
Adam Headley that was a good shout from Sean tbf. I'd love to see that happen.
He Ate Paul.. Sorry but he was "Great Protien."
Joe had me at "forest horse with spears..." LMFAO!!!!
4:34
“now, I might have to put em to death”
“WOOH”
Back here in 2023 after Suga won the belt, wild to see how far he’s come and awesome that he’s still rocking with the same trainer 10 years strong
What started as a morning routine ended up with squirrels stealing chicken babies
Joe “have you tried elk” rogan
Joe "pull it up Jamie" Rogan
Surprised he didn’t mention dmt in his morning routine
Jacob it goes without saying
Can’t be a morning routine if he is the DMT
That's before sleeping
Joe “But I don’t want them stealing my eggs” Rogan
Let's talk about that guy's haircare routine first.
I mean literally it's a forest horse with fuckin' spears growing out of its head and they're just out there HUSTLIN'.
The thing about free range chickens is that they eat bugs. Bugs have more EPA and DHA omega-3 than any other food, and the chicken's egg yolks reflect that. Eating an egg from a free range chicken that only eats bugs and grass, and isn't fed that store bought cannibal shit their imprisoned brethren are fed, is like eating the healthiest salmon on this planet.
What makes the EP acid and DH acid healthier than say omega-6 Arachidonic acid, is the particular eicosanoid pathways they initiate in our cells.
w-6 fatty acids produce eicosanoids that signals the cell nucleus to produce cytokines that signal the cell itself and it's neighbouring cells to start inflammation and signal the muscles around your veins and arteries to contract which leads to heart attacks and strokes.
w-3 fatty acids does the opposite. It reduces inflammatory cytokines and relaxes the vascular muscle fibers, the tunica media.
So in short. What we've done by creating the egg mega factories we have today, is making the produce more inflammatory (actual numbers are 10-20 times more 'toxic'). Yeah toxic is in quotes because toxic is a fucking stupid verb when it comes to health, but that another story.
But... Cheap food = poison basically.
Lbbyp UK ljjuu uh u7i in OP 0
Johnny Nielsen you need your own podcast if your dropping knowledge like that ... I like it
The passion he has speaking about the oddest things
When your a millionaire podcast host who back then made a 100k an episode, must be nice and extremely fun..
duude brooo duuuuuude broooooooooo
Joe is so pumped he might just eat these 2 guests
-FASTED CARDIO/IF
-YOGA
-WATER+LEMON+PINK HIMALAYAN SALT
-KIMCHI
-ELK
-SALMON
-LIFTING