Captain Goldtooth Schmoovement Test

That's right, his days of blowing exorbitant funds on attention from e-girls are behind him! The portly pork pirate makes his grand return in Frebbventure Alliance, and this time he's out to show the world why he USED to be a legend!
The inspirations here from the general Wario-Like wave are pretty obvious, but honestly, I've always wanted to make a character like this who just kinda barrels through everything in his way nonstop. And what better fit than a fat pig pirate out to impress women?