Once Upon a Time in Mexico: Opening Scene (Johnny Depp HD Clip)

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Sands (Johnny Depp) learns the legend of El Mariachi (Antonio Banderas).
    #OnceUponaTimeinMexico #AntonioBanderas #SalmaHayek #DannyTrejo #JohnnyDepp #hdclips #moviescenes
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    Leaping back into action, gun-slinging, guitar-toting hero "El Mariachi" is back in town in ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO, as director Robert Rodriguez delivers the epic final chapter of his pulp Western trilogy. Starring Antonio Banderas, Salma Hayek, Johnny Depp, Mickey Rourke, Eva Mendes, Enrique Iglesias and Willem Dafoe ONCE UPON A TIME IN MEXICO is a full-frontal assault.

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  • @hosatk
    @hosatk Рік тому +108

    That Clash of the Titans lunchbox though!

  • @mihaicostescu
    @mihaicostescu Рік тому +144

    That's Johnny at 40years old...he looked like a 20yr old...wow...

    • @edwelndiobel1567
      @edwelndiobel1567 Рік тому

      Really?! Ugh I have terrible genes. I think Hitler would have killed me first. Generally when I meet people they either want to kill me out right or set me on fire because Im so ugly.

    • @tradingmetamorphosis7197
      @tradingmetamorphosis7197 Рік тому +11

      Men usually peak around that age. After 50 it’s downhill
      Ofc depends on lifestyle

    • @A-FrameWedge
      @A-FrameWedge Рік тому +8

      39 but close enough.

    • @ShadowDancer_
      @ShadowDancer_ Рік тому +1

      Tf

    • @jer8279
      @jer8279 Рік тому

      He's 40?i should be dead

  • @inventgineer
    @inventgineer Рік тому +27

    Salma Hayek and whoever her stunt double is here both have KILLER figures 😅🤤

  • @sophergrimix4097
    @sophergrimix4097 Рік тому +220

    This movie teaches everyone a very valuable lesson. Always double tap your enemies.

    • @user936
      @user936 Рік тому +6

      not "always carry a spare arm"?

    • @blakerackley8874
      @blakerackley8874 Рік тому +6

      You wouldn't dare...

    • @TheBiakko
      @TheBiakko Рік тому

      I will keep that in mind

    • @nArgari
      @nArgari Рік тому +1

      No... that movie is zombieland... nothing to do with it...

    • @nArgari
      @nArgari Рік тому

      And nothing to do with "Double tap" the movie neither...

  • @Shinobi33
    @Shinobi33 Рік тому +214

    Deep's performance gives this movie an edge that's icing on top

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Рік тому +8

      HaHaHa Johnny *DEEP* 🤣🤦😂😂😂

    • @Shinobi33
      @Shinobi33 Рік тому +1

      @@donarthiazi2443 oh come on it's typo...... Besides Johnny Deep is his porno name

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Рік тому +5

      @@Shinobi33
      Yeah but sometimes a typo is too much fun to let pass. And btw I like that porno handle you gave Mr Deep.
      Here, have my one single thumbs-up

    • @BusyShow
      @BusyShow Рік тому +3

      That was deep, man!

    • @swibwi
      @swibwi Місяць тому

      he's never watched it, but he also most likely feels tragically sad for people that idolise his stupid films

  • @Valkonnen
    @Valkonnen Рік тому +609

    the most scary thing in this scene is the glass of water on the table. This is Mexico , remember...

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 Рік тому +19

      Please explain

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen Рік тому

      @@phantomwraith1984 If you go to Mexico and drink any water from a tap or even ice, you become violently ill for weeks and could actually die without medication. It's called "Montezuma's revenge" and has stricken so many people who traveled there. During the filming of "Total Recall in the 80's, Arnold Schwarzenegger was the only one who brought his own food, the whole crew made fun of him. Everyone on set eventually became violently ill, and they weren't laughing anymore. They were to busy vomiting and losing control of their bowels to laugh.

    • @_he4rtlesss
      @_he4rtlesss Рік тому +12

      Yeah I don’t kno what it means

    • @recommendedforyou2936
      @recommendedforyou2936 Рік тому

      @@phantomwraith1984 you can't drink the water there it something that makes you sick

    • @ironsurge64
      @ironsurge64 Рік тому +83

      Purification of water isn't top quality in mexico. Safest to always drink bottled water.

  • @childofthesun32
    @childofthesun32 Рік тому +669

    Describing Salma Hayek as the most "drop dead gorgeous woman you'll ever see" is a very accurate statement. Probably the most accurate and precise thing in existence.

    • @SirCowdog
      @SirCowdog Рік тому +35

      When we were younger, my friends and I used to argue about if Salma Kayek or Catherine Zeta was the hottest woman on the planet.

    • @alecstaley1017
      @alecstaley1017 Рік тому +13

      From dusk till dawn, she is so ooo good in that movie

    • @benjamingamache6441
      @benjamingamache6441 Рік тому +6

      ...Once upon a time.

    • @andrewgundy3045
      @andrewgundy3045 Рік тому

      Agreed

    • @tPsychedelic
      @tPsychedelic Рік тому +12

      In every man's heart there is a Mexican mistress

  • @asterginete3812
    @asterginete3812 Рік тому +113

    Antonio Banderas was such a badass

  • @danielward8645
    @danielward8645 Рік тому +235

    “the most drop dead gorgeous woman you’ll ever see”. This description fits salma hayek really well tbh. Even in her 50’s she’s still a damn dime.

    • @donarthiazi2443
      @donarthiazi2443 Рік тому

      Yep... she might be only 4'9" but she's still thicc & stacked!

    • @conandoyle1740
      @conandoyle1740 Рік тому

      shes about 4'9 which makes for an interesting surprise if you ever meet her in person.
      A midget

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 Рік тому +8

      A gilf

    • @Jaristandbeeld
      @Jaristandbeeld Рік тому

      @@c.galindo9639 No no no, still a MILF.

    • @jonightshade2252
      @jonightshade2252 Рік тому +6

      Agreed. That woman is so naturally beautiful.

  • @The_Devil_Breaker_
    @The_Devil_Breaker_ 2 роки тому +84

    Ah. The algorithm has lead you to... the mariachi.

  • @dredgenheresy
    @dredgenheresy Рік тому +33

    “You wouldn’t kill me over 10,000 dollars” dude I think he’d kill you over a lot less

    • @halo3jocky
      @halo3jocky Рік тому +3

      Johnny mouthing, "YES I WOULD" as Cheech walks away saying, "You wouldn't dare!" got me

    • @stormtempterf8058
      @stormtempterf8058 7 місяців тому +4

      He killed a chef just cause he liked his food

  • @dslhernandez3001
    @dslhernandez3001 2 роки тому +33

    "Bigger than most of us"
    Cheech speaking fax

  • @The_Isaiahnator
    @The_Isaiahnator Рік тому +19

    This movie was so campy and over-the-top. I need to watch it again.

  • @chileanc3276
    @chileanc3276 Рік тому +183

    goddamn i love mexico. born in chile. went to canada lived there til my 20s moved to mexico. made my business work. met my wife who’s half Jamaican and half Mexican (wooooooo) have 4 kids and still love her and love Mexico like it’s my true home.

    • @derrickbird9676
      @derrickbird9676 Рік тому +12

      You have any daughters over 21?

    • @joseviramontes3804
      @joseviramontes3804 Рік тому +3

      Exciting life you have.

    • @adamvose2651
      @adamvose2651 8 місяців тому +1

      That's a nice life you have I'm glad for you

    • @nameless.greyceo
      @nameless.greyceo 6 місяців тому +3

      Same I lived around Latin America for 5 years but Mexico is the only Latin America country where I got no racism for being white but treated like one of their family, probably the most coolest people on earth that are not so deluded and head up their ass like most latin American countries.

    • @MrBeadies
      @MrBeadies 6 місяців тому

      Weon

  • @shanelogan630
    @shanelogan630 Рік тому +292

    The way he whispers yes I would, priceless way to show off some character. Something as little as that gives you a plethora of knowledge about this guy’s personality. It’s tells you as he says, yes he would, that’s he’s dangerous and even somewhat immature. He doesn’t take his enemies seriously enough which is why he loses his eyes. And Johnny was the perfect choice for it because he plays it so well.

    • @jagray3269
      @jagray3269 Рік тому +18

      Overanalyzing is cringe

    • @Sangria
      @Sangria Рік тому +1

      @@jagray3269 That's Robert McKee over there

    • @NYvandal
      @NYvandal Рік тому +8

      Bro overanalyzed and wrote a whole thesis on UA-cam

    • @TheVoidofNothing11
      @TheVoidofNothing11 Рік тому +22

      @@jagray3269 Nothing wrong with being analytical.

    • @jagray3269
      @jagray3269 Рік тому

      @@TheVoidofNothing11 I hear that but
      Sometimes people overrate the FUK out of shit

  • @paulbradbury5792
    @paulbradbury5792 Рік тому +16

    Classic 90s Hollywood, where a single bullet from a 9mil handgun can launch a guy 20 feet in the air

  • @c.galindo9639
    @c.galindo9639 Рік тому +81

    I really love how this movie followed after the first. Also Cheech Marin and Johnny Depp’s characters in the opening scene is so well for the buildup.
    Really a great way to start a story

    • @TheMiddlingGamer
      @TheMiddlingGamer Рік тому +4

      This movie doesn't follow after the first, it follows after the second. And given that the events of the flashback are so turbulent and fleshed out, you could even say it follows a "third" non-existent film

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 Рік тому +2

      @@TheMiddlingGamer the first movie is Desperado. There isn’t one between these two that I have heard of that follows this storyline

    • @kayamuratoglu9262
      @kayamuratoglu9262 Рік тому +1

      @@c.galindo9639 I think they are talking about the trilogy as a whole, with desperado being the second in the trilogy

    • @TheMiddlingGamer
      @TheMiddlingGamer Рік тому +5

      @@c.galindo9639 The first movie is El Mariachi........................................

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 Рік тому +1

      @@kayamuratoglu9262 hmm. So what movie came before Desperado as I recognize that as the first movie that started it all

  • @thegsk
    @thegsk Рік тому +31

    That clash of the titans lunch box is worth a pretty penny too.

  • @Cross177
    @Cross177 Рік тому +47

    Always a fan of the idea of a souped up guitar that has gun toting capabilities

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 Рік тому +2

      It’s actually a great idea too

    • @JEG69
      @JEG69 Рік тому +4

      Have you seen desperado? El’s mariachi homies had machine guns in their guitar cases

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 Рік тому +1

      @@JEG69 yup. One was a machine gun and the other a rocket launcher while he had his arsenal of guns in his guitar case

  • @tooBlessed847
    @tooBlessed847 10 місяців тому +107

    What made Depp so hilarious in this movie was how subtle he was tho: for example when Cheech tells him: "you wouldn't dare take me out for 10,000... you wouldn't dare!!." Depp's reply Is muttering very softly "yes i will". I just saw this movie again in a retro theater after 20 years when it was newly released theaters nationwide, talk about flashbacks.

    • @TrailCamCaptures
      @TrailCamCaptures 7 місяців тому +11

      "Yes, I would"

    • @blakerackley8874
      @blakerackley8874 2 місяці тому +1

      @@TrailCamCaptureshe just saw it and still misquoted 🤣

    • @Wagmiallday
      @Wagmiallday 2 місяці тому

      people like you are so pathetic to the point i don't believe you're real

    • @jimmystrudel
      @jimmystrudel 2 місяці тому +1

      uhh yeah we all just saw that same scene and understand why it's great. thanks for pointing out the obvious.

  • @dmxdxl
    @dmxdxl 2 роки тому +23

    If the word BOMBASTIC was a movie, it would be this one!!!!....

  • @senormarston
    @senormarston Рік тому +19

    It think Johnny Depp should watch this movie he made, at least this once, it deserves it lol

  • @seekeroftruth101
    @seekeroftruth101 Рік тому +60

    Salma Hayek, my goodness. Fine doesn't describe it.

    • @zzygyy
      @zzygyy Рік тому +1

      Her billionaire husband agrees with you.

  • @devidtodorovic4189
    @devidtodorovic4189 9 місяців тому +68

    6:10 i laughed so hard when he putted the fake arm away, and even more when he agressively putted it in his bag 😂

  • @koammudo43
    @koammudo43 Рік тому +13

    Everybody saw all three right? This is a trilogy so badass the first original one isn't Antonio he comes after

  • @charlesloomis2224
    @charlesloomis2224 Рік тому +35

    I love how the bartender moves his bar out of the way before the gun fight then when Salma "Smoking Hot" Hayek enters the scene, the bartender moves it back. I get it!! "I said G@d damn G@d damn!!!"

  • @teajahau2645
    @teajahau2645 2 роки тому +28

    Memories

  • @saihospitality402
    @saihospitality402 Рік тому +6

    Johnny depp steals the whole movie.

  • @RichRich007
    @RichRich007 Рік тому +12

    fantastic movie and even better soundtracks

  • @akp214
    @akp214 2 роки тому +17

    Hugs and kisses for Johnny

  • @alixvandurand
    @alixvandurand 7 місяців тому +5

    Idk why but the look on his face at 3:28 always had me rolling 😂 this movie had some of the best casting, and film work, music, comedic timing, action, just everything.

  • @arserobinson7118
    @arserobinson7118 Рік тому +4

    This guy must be the worst customer for restaurants ever.

  • @triangleman2k6
    @triangleman2k6 Рік тому +11

    These movies were so much fun

  • @Valaran1
    @Valaran1 Рік тому +7

    god i love how absurd this movie is

  • @andreatreese8347
    @andreatreese8347 Місяць тому +3

    I watched this with my husband during a binge of the entire Mariachi trilogy. Once Upon a Time in Mexico does not even remotely hit the same way if you haven't watched the previous two movies before you see this. This is one of those movies where you really can't understand how awesome it is without the previous two.
    Also, for the record, MST3K summed up Sands in a nutshell years ago. "He's basically a serial killer sanctioned by the government." Yes. Yes he is.

  • @mrkobewolf2400
    @mrkobewolf2400 Рік тому +44

    Now I really want that guitar

    • @rickmaldoo4205
      @rickmaldoo4205 Рік тому +2

      I really want that lunch box

    • @Fingerling2012
      @Fingerling2012 Рік тому

      @@rickmaldoo4205 check out thrift stores and antique malls, you'd be surprised on what you can find

  • @a.m.2368
    @a.m.2368 Рік тому +8

    The lunchbox I had. Wish I still had it.

  • @bearynice420
    @bearynice420 Рік тому +5

    are you mexican or mexicant? - jonny depp

  • @wimpieyuwono2550
    @wimpieyuwono2550 Рік тому +7

    The funny thing behind the scene of this film is Johnny Depp never met Banderas at shooting location.

    • @weirdshibainu
      @weirdshibainu Рік тому +1

      Right? Actors in the same film but never meeting one another on the set is actually pretty common. Actors are usually paid (very well of course) for days of shooting and can be contracted to several movies on a schedule that's back to back.

  • @RaptorInNewMexico
    @RaptorInNewMexico Рік тому +4

    Why is this still 100's better than Rodriguez's newest movie Hypnotic. 😢

  • @rileygranderson6125
    @rileygranderson6125 Рік тому +6

    I love Johnny Depp ❤️‍🔥🩸

  • @Michael-iw3ek
    @Michael-iw3ek 3 місяці тому +2

    He was such a nice actor before he got spoiled on that pirates of the Caribbean garbage.

  • @michaelanderson2886
    @michaelanderson2886 6 місяців тому +3

    I saw this opening night back in 2003 and hardly anyone was there. Damn good film and excellent performances from everyone - especially Depp.
    Depp chose his wardrobe, the t shirts like the C.I.A. - “Cleavage Inspection Agency” and “I’m with stupid.” He also brought the fake mustache with him and director Robert Rodriguez loved it and used it.

  • @robertwalegir8677
    @robertwalegir8677 9 місяців тому +3

    Describing Salma Hayek, as a dropdead gorgeous is really undermining her beauty, the sensuality she has is beyond belief

  • @corycarter1195
    @corycarter1195 Рік тому +19

    Salma Hayek is so beautiful that I am upset that there is only one of her.

  • @ving3573
    @ving3573 Рік тому +5

    Did anyone thought you need will hell of a craftsman to make a guitar gun combo ….

  • @paydn202
    @paydn202 Рік тому +4

    the incontinuity and corniness of this movie compared to desperado makes it a cult classic lol

  • @jrivers8305
    @jrivers8305 Рік тому +1

    In fairness this was a bad movie and a let down to the franchise. The story was mixed and made no sense of the connection from the main story. I was really upset and Johnny's character was redundant!!

  • @martinaee
    @martinaee Рік тому +4

    I wanna start learning to play the electric guitar 16 with alternate grenade launcher capabilities. Good diverse instrument to pick up.

  • @tootz1950
    @tootz1950 Рік тому +4

    He forgot to kill the cook.

    • @Danielatriste76
      @Danielatriste76 8 місяців тому

      You really need to watch the movie again.
      And this time play attention.

  • @blainebarnett8449
    @blainebarnett8449 Рік тому +77

    One of depp's finest roles imo

    • @davisjones7137
      @davisjones7137 Рік тому +2

      No Sweeney Todd

    • @blainebarnett8449
      @blainebarnett8449 Рік тому +1

      @@davisjones7137 true good mention but I did say one of so definitely not counting out Sweeney todd but still like sands more imo

    • @davisjones7137
      @davisjones7137 Рік тому +1

      I respectfully honor your preference

    • @blainebarnett8449
      @blainebarnett8449 Рік тому +1

      @@davisjones7137 likewise! Good mention of Sweeny todd as well. Definitely an awesome role!

    • @johnotoole5786
      @johnotoole5786 8 місяців тому

      I gotta say I wouldn't eat at any restaurant u recommend

  • @bigal5323
    @bigal5323 Рік тому +3

    Johnny Depp as a tough guy is like Joe Biden being a man😂!!!!!!!!lol lol lol !!

  • @hobi-wan-kanobi2016
    @hobi-wan-kanobi2016 Рік тому +1

    Nah he was moving that left arm then all of a sudden it’s a fake 😂😂 get out of here

  • @jonpaul3868
    @jonpaul3868 Рік тому +2

    Because of this film, breaking bad got sephia in every Mexican scenes😂

  • @elsancho7625
    @elsancho7625 Рік тому +2

    Johnny depp was one good lookikg sob

  • @musashi4856
    @musashi4856 Рік тому +12

    This was actually an adaption of Johnny Depp’s premarital counseling warning before he tied the knot with Amber Heard.

  • @LordThree
    @LordThree Рік тому +5

    I forgot how good this movie is

  • @eric0380
    @eric0380 7 місяців тому +1

    I wouldn't kill Cheech for 10k. That's uncivilized.

  • @zcorpalpha2462
    @zcorpalpha2462 10 днів тому +1

    Clash of the Titans 1980’s Lunchbox 😂

  • @maiapez6802
    @maiapez6802 Рік тому +6

    ¡Qué pena! Estas películas de "El Mexicano" Tenían algo interesante pero...Le sobraron tiros. Siempre que las veo me da mucha rabia. No sé que malo hubiera sido quitar tantos tiros y haber hecho una buena película con algo más de diálogo por parte del elenco en general, no le encuentro el sentido para no haber hecho un Western serio. Me las he visto dos o tres veces y pienso que las crearon demasiado infantiles para ser una película hecha por adultos tan violenta. Lo único salvable es Johnny Deep, porque es que a Antonio le dieron un papel mudo, casi con un guion que tendría 20 líneas. Una pena.

    • @cbankla
      @cbankla 8 місяців тому +1

      Interesting points, damn

    • @maiapez6802
      @maiapez6802 8 місяців тому +1

      @@cbankla La muerte del cocinero me parece la muerte más cruel, dura e injusta que he visto en una película. No recuerdo una muerte en pantalla que me haya dado más pena. Yo me decía "No es posible, no puede ser que lo haya matado porque no le gustase el plato que ese camarero le ponía con tanto mimo cada vez que visitaba su restaurante" Y es que Johnny lo hace tan bien...Cuando lo va a mata...

    • @konradwuthz221
      @konradwuthz221 7 місяців тому

      ​@@maiapez6802al contrario, el mata al cocinero porque le gusto demasiado la comida, es para demostrar la clase de gente que es este personaje

    • @konradwuthz221
      @konradwuthz221 7 місяців тому +1

      Esta re loco pero es divertido de ver

    • @maiapez6802
      @maiapez6802 7 місяців тому

      @@konradwuthz221🪝 ?

  • @LesterMoore
    @LesterMoore Рік тому +2

    I didn't notice. Did the bartender, the one moving the wheeled bar get killed? The short bartender in "Desperado" said, "The bartender never gets killed."

  • @hallowen
    @hallowen Рік тому +3

    So this is what happened to Tom Hanson after he left Jump Street

  • @thomastevelde8547
    @thomastevelde8547 3 місяці тому +1

    Let’s give credit where credit where credit is due. Thank you Quentan

  • @Joshua40
    @Joshua40 Рік тому +1

    why does his arm make a depressurizing bionic sound. hes not an android.. it should sound like velcro. lol

  • @samirbenabdallah9462
    @samirbenabdallah9462 Рік тому

    Peace be upon you.
    Believe in ALLAH (GOD) and the judgement day and do good deeds.
    Don't show non well covered women that will be better for you in this life and the hereafter.

  • @johnotoole5786
    @johnotoole5786 8 місяців тому +1

    He would not have his back to the entrance. Thats why Rodriguez is a hack

  • @TraumaER
    @TraumaER Рік тому +2

    Is this related to Desperado? 😮

  • @funkmachine9094
    @funkmachine9094 3 місяці тому +1

    why do you put your watermark on the videos when you don't own the footage

  • @XeroFailGames
    @XeroFailGames Рік тому +2

    This movie was TERRIBLE

  • @ms.rlsteele351
    @ms.rlsteele351 Рік тому +4

    Loved how he farted as he got up to leave.

  • @jacksond2329
    @jacksond2329 Рік тому +2

    Chief might be part Mexicano, Who knows

  • @jacksond2329
    @jacksond2329 Рік тому +2

    Listen, I didn't wear that stupid beard for nothing.

  • @Incessuserro
    @Incessuserro Рік тому +1

    exactly why I stopped watching hollywood movies.

  • @balkee42
    @balkee42 Рік тому +3

    Saw this in theatre. Crazy that was 20 years ago

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 5 місяців тому +1

      Same here. Loved it, even if it was all over the place plot wise.

  • @technewsfortechnoobs
    @technewsfortechnoobs Рік тому +6

    Once Upon a Time in Mexico was Salma Hayek's warmup for The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard.

  • @jamesl.anderson1384
    @jamesl.anderson1384 10 місяців тому +2

    3:20 3:21 3:22
    3:26

  • @terriyoung7136
    @terriyoung7136 Рік тому +14

    Such a good movie. I've seen quite a few of his movies. Beautiful movie you wouldn't dare. Cheech is something. I love Johnny's facial expressions. And they spit.

  • @simoniers1955
    @simoniers1955 Рік тому +3

    Das ist der Koch von den golden Girls im golden Palace

  • @rKhael53
    @rKhael53 Рік тому +13

    The shopkeeper is played by the same actor as the barman in Desperado 1 right ? (and judging by his eyes, he could be the same character as well^^)

    • @theshapeexists
      @theshapeexists Рік тому +12

      Bro, that's the legendary Cheech Marin. Ever heard of Cheech & Chong?

    • @schachmaster
      @schachmaster Рік тому +7

      @@theshapeexists ​ Once Upon a Time in Mexico is a sequel to Desperado. In both movies Cheech plays similar characters, but in Desperado he gets shot in the head.
      Though he gets shot in the forehead in Desperado, I wouldn't be surprised if this is meant to be a retcon of him getting shot in the eye and almost dying, but ultimately surviving and becoming this guy.
      Also, Once Upon a Time in Mexico is the last film in the Mariachi trilogy, but because El Mariachi (the first film) as made on a budget of $7,000, it didn't really get a wide release like the others did.

    • @theshapeexists
      @theshapeexists Рік тому

      @@schachmaster ive seen all the movies. Very entertaining

    • @rKhael53
      @rKhael53 Рік тому +1

      @@theshapeexists Never heard of it bro, sorry

    • @element5092
      @element5092 Рік тому +1

      That's his twin brother.

  • @sinsinsss5216
    @sinsinsss5216 Рік тому

    🤭😅

  • @cthis4786
    @cthis4786 Рік тому +2

    Probably the action movie with the most beautiful looking people! I am straight and I think the men are hotter than Salma in this movie!

  • @DACFalloutRanger
    @DACFalloutRanger Рік тому +1

    I forgot how fucking good this movie was.

  • @djdren
    @djdren Рік тому +1

    seems like just yesterday this film was released..

  • @RandyBaumery-s4i
    @RandyBaumery-s4i 8 місяців тому +1

    He is wearing a patch over the same eye he was shot in in the movie DESPERADO

  • @tonycuellarsolis5345
    @tonycuellarsolis5345 2 місяці тому +1

    2003.

  • @anninamarcella8532
    @anninamarcella8532 Рік тому +1

    Johnny Depp è un figo devastante.

  • @mattgutierrez2942
    @mattgutierrez2942 6 місяців тому +1

    Robert Rodriguez somehow got worse at making movies the more he made…

  • @yoohooo-bu5ur
    @yoohooo-bu5ur 8 місяців тому +1

    Always ordered pulled pork cause there’s no need for the knife lol

  • @TheZemb1999
    @TheZemb1999 Рік тому +1

    my G_d! Salma Hyak has always been gorgeous...

  • @jacobmaverickbueller.671
    @jacobmaverickbueller.671 Рік тому +1

    Ramone from Cars talking to Captain Jack Sparrow.

  • @SophiaAphrodite
    @SophiaAphrodite Рік тому

    What an awful movie.

  • @sean78745
    @sean78745 3 місяці тому +1

    The anger of the arm not going in the bag like its supposed to is the best part, hes done this a few times and it still pisses him off

  • @adriandevries8716
    @adriandevries8716 Рік тому +1

    Eye-patch guy sounds a lot like Jackie Welles.

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 Місяць тому

    I read somewhere about a theory that this whole trilogy is the same story, told three different ways - El Mariachi tells it as it really happened, Desperado expands it to a local legend, and then this movie blows it up to national folklore.
    "Look, this story is well-traveled, okay? It might have picked up some...embellishments along the way. Just read between the lines."

  • @bristolfashion4421
    @bristolfashion4421 Рік тому

    I went there once - I didn't wear gloves, mind... it was good - I think we were in Guatamala. A bloke was drunk in the cantena and emptied his pistol - blam blam blam he go. Everybody fall to the ground sensibly except me I was too slow... good larf though, innit. I like their food. Nice place. Poor, mind... lots of dog shit everywhere

  • @TheTallMan50
    @TheTallMan50 7 місяців тому

    NEVER sit with your back to a door...especially in Mexico.

  • @falerdog
    @falerdog Рік тому +1

    That movie did not age well

  • @dbrandon273
    @dbrandon273 Рік тому +1

    He was eating the same meal at various restaurants in Mexico and ended up praising the worst one for the dish.

  • @cjeanrond
    @cjeanrond 2 місяці тому

    Mexican americaaaaans don't just like gang fights, they like music and flowers....

  • @maralinekozial9131
    @maralinekozial9131 6 місяців тому

    Cheech - were u here during the "Barria Cartel massacre" ?????
    Me - Ahhh yes??? "The Barria 🌮 🚛 masacre" of 2004 , i vididly remember that brutal day very very well!!!!!
    (Flash backs of that day) :
    😩 😫 🌬️ 💩 🔥 🚽 😭