@@jasonshrout8921 Normally, I can't stand Millennials...but idiots thinking farts are funny has been a thing since WAY before them. There probably was some dumbass laughing about that in the 1800's.
History Channel narrator: "The USAF Honor Guard, America's elite, puts its recruits through the most rigorous and intense training of any military operations training unit worldwide"
but on the 22nd of november disasterous news arrived.. minsk have fallen to chichanov. he then march over to north and drove the polish garrison out of the town. by now the berezina river to have frozen into solid ice, so crossing could be possible on all sides. but a sudden thaw had turned the river into a turrent of ice.
it's ridicolous that so many are failing this test. How can you know that you have to maintain bearing to get this job and go there, knowing you can not maintain bearing when something funny happens? We had this in theatre class and it's true, not all can do that. But why do you go there if you are one of these who can not do that? I can do that no problem. Maybe all the others just had a sunshine life. Just think about anything really sad. For me it was my dog passing away. I would not let out a single laugh no matter what happened. Easy 100%. So easy. Just cover your thoughts in your head with something super sad.
and to this day i can keep a super serious face, no matter what happens, just thinking about my dog who passed away 17 years ago :,( it's also a way that I can cry on command. I think over the years I figured out many people don't really have strong emotions, positive or negative. I can not imagine not having this skill. I can not really understand people who must laugh when they think about something sad. Can they not focus their mind? Do they not feel sad in their memory? idk.
Its funny how setting is everything when it comes to humor. Someone putting a rubber chicken in your face and making it honk would usually be neutral or even slightly irritating, but when you're put into a situation where you know your not allowed to laugh it suddenly becomes the most hilarious thing thats ever happened to you
This is true, one time me and my cousins went to see the new lion king movie and when Simba's father died for some reason me and one of my cousins couldn't stop laughing and everyone else at the cinema was all depressed and looking back at us all weird
In boot camp, while standing on line, sometimes we'd make stupid faces at our platoon mates who were standing across from us. This was usually when one or more DIs were walking up and down the squad bay talking (screaming), and it was extremely difficult to not lose your shit in that moment. If someone makes faces like that at me in any other situation, I'm just gonna think they're crazy and probably only slightly raise an eyebrow. Boot camp was a weird time.
I remember standing in a parade (Air Cadets). Everyone was stone faced and serious until one guy in the back let out the loudest and longest fart you'd ever heard. There was shocked silence and the guy turned beet red. And then everyone, including the brass, burst out laughing.
Most airmen aren't likely to actually fight the enemy anyway, the only ones who really see action are pilots and mps lol. 99% of airforce jobs are purely support roles.
The aspect that you might miss is that these people have been going through rigorous training and practices for months at this time, making them way more susceptible to even the slightest comedic object.
I think its just the setting and the totality of the situation. Like you expect somebody to shout at you to get you to loose composure, but you don't expect a guy in military fatigurs with a fucking rubber chicken.
These aren’t soldiers, these are airmen. Army is “soldiers” Marines are “devil dogs” or more commonly “crayon eater” and Navy is “wow he has a massive dick”
Ill Will I did a police academy program and all I can say is the toughest part of policing (at least where I live, the crime is in the negatives) training is the most difficult part of the job.
"Chicken handler" needs to become the actual name of this job Can you imagine? The soldiers being called for a test, and all they hear is "the Chicken Handler is coming"
@@sckupz5125 Air force: "don't worry, they won't find us in this cloud ghille suit if we stay quiet" (The enemy pilots whizzing by at 1,000 mph quickly pull out rubber chickens) Air force: shit
I love how the guy squeaking the chicken knows that "less is more" more often than not, especially with humor like this. It's just... unexpected. And you imagine they are going to squeak that shit at you SUPER LOUD but then... a quiet little squeak. As if it's telling you a secret. It's unexpected and works best.
i think we all knew this. is this some sort of, shocking understanding to you? considering you got ugandan knuckles as your pfp, its understandable why you just found out what good humor is
@hey Couple of problems, One, who took a dump in your breakfast this morning? and two, you are an idiot if u think I am looking to get honour or attention over the internet using the screen name burnit01. Clearly, Bush left you behind.
burnit 01 My cousin is in the airforce,and I'm enlisting soon.They don't make you do push ups for the rubber chicken test,because it's something optional.Sorry for all the unnecessary cursing though
Not everyone lives in the US. I am Canadian, I am a medic in the army and I joined 7 years ago. During our basic military qualifications (BMQ) the instructors would do this to keep the moral of the platoon high, by making us laugh, and whoever laughed had to do 20 push-ups. I accept your apology but don't go attacking people like that in real life, it is a serious crime (Stolen valor). Especially, if you are wrong and the person turns out to a veteran or an active serviceman. Best of luck in the AF and I am sure you will do great.
i'd struggle not to laugh at a guy squeezing, ever so softly, a rubber chicken right in my ear my sides would leave orbit watching someone assault a rubber chicken with a rifle tbh
@Faramir You missed his point as well. You aren't supposed to laugh at war, you focus, adapt and survive in a war. All they're doing right now is having their bearings tested with a hilariously rubber chicken. Which is unbelievably hard, those of them that did laugh I don't blame in the slightest. Even the guy with the chicken couldn't help but smile.
0:46 *Flashbacks from his childhood when he used to live in a farm with his parents, until something got in, the last thing he remembers were the chickens being murdered.*
Marines: “During our boot camp we are maced, tear gassed, forced to swim in freezing water and crawl through mud for days” Air Force: Try not to laugh vol. 3 (impossible)
Out of all the inventions humanity has come up with, the rubber chicken is amoung the greatest. Alien cultures will look upon these majestic birds and desire their own! Invading earth for just the chance at acquiring their very own squeaky companion!
I’d like to imagine an alien taking notes “seems as though the humans have found some sort of extreme training method involving a rubber chicken we must study this further!”
@@dankovac1609 - I've been with Cena on a plane once. Nope. Nothing against him. He's just a joker, it seems. Now The Great Khali, whole 'nother story. I had to sit next to the two seats he took up. Showing my age, but I was at Truman's funeral. My sister and I were very young and tried making the Marines break bearing. Stone cold.
@@Fanofmusic106 JROTC ....... If I'm going to look like this then that's scary I been in LCC for 6th through 8th grade and JROTC freshmen year I'll tell not bringing my uniform for the 5th time man holding those guns up for a hour made me regret it
Sarge has just the right amount of pathos in his rubber chicken squawks, to elicit maximum laughter. "We used this in Nam to flush Charlie out from deep cover."
"Sir, there's a growing concern that our soldier's morale is running low." "Say no more. We will commence operation Morale Boost at once! " Operation Morale Boost:
@Joe Blow I have no relation to the air force, just interested in why you thought of it as a joke. I know you said they don't do "anything" but I highly doubt that as I mean, yk, they have planes and stuff so they're probably using them. You're mad because they aren't fit? Why would they have to be fit to pilot a plane? It really just sounds like you're mad because the air force has to work less. Which is fine, but I can't say I really see the point of making the pilots have the same physical requirements as the other branches when they're different entirely. As I've stated before, I have never served, it's just a few thoughts
0:43 This dude is *that guy* in every military film where he isolates himself from the rest of the group like sitting alone at a cafeteria table. Then does some heroic sh*t out of nowhere and gets himself killed when having to run into gunfire save a fallen comrade and dies from his wounds. He tells his comrades as he's passing that he has a high school sweetheart wife back home and has flashbacks of better times playing catch with his son. His dad wanted him to go to Harvard to study law but failed to get the grades. He longs for the day his dad says 'im proud of you son'. He was the 2004 Prom King and captain of the high school Football team. His name would likely be Brad/Ryan or Tommy.
0:46 He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
I don't know why, but the ones barely managing to hold back their laughter always seem a lot more sympathetic to me than the ones who seemingly don't even need to try.
jokes aside.. its a skill that can be learned to emotionally detach yourself from the moment.. psychopaths have it naturally, or more accurately, they can never 'turn it off'.. but some people develop it while growing up in an abusive home, girls that get repeatedly raped etc.. its a survival mechanism that protects the mental state of a person.. its also a bit of a double edged sword though, because you can also do heartless things without any guilt
It’s not the squeaky sounds that’s funny, it’s the fact the the chicken just slowly invades your peripheral vision until it stops and just stares into your soul 😂
@@ANJIN-p4q it's easy for you to say. You're just watching from your device. Just like imagine yourself in that situation, some dude just holds a rubber chicken and puts it right at your face. You're supposed to not move so that's part of the challenge.
U could tell the one guy just didn't have a soul anymore, he was like a universal soldier standing there.
or maybe already practice
More likely he was pissed that he was subjected to this bs. This generation thinks farts are funny.
@@jasonshrout8921 Who hurt you?
@@werk62 I bet it was a chicken
@@jasonshrout8921 Normally, I can't stand Millennials...but idiots thinking farts are funny has been a thing since WAY before them. There probably was some dumbass laughing about that in the 1800's.
History Channel narrator: "The USAF Honor Guard, America's elite, puts its recruits through the most rigorous and intense training of any military operations training unit worldwide"
but on the 22nd of november disasterous news arrived.. minsk have fallen to chichanov.
he then march over to north and drove the polish garrison out of the town.
by now the berezina river to have frozen into solid ice, so crossing could be possible on all sides.
but a sudden thaw had turned the river into a turrent of ice.
Ah oh we have a funny guy
As a Dutch (sorry for my English), I feel this is always the case, at any channel or place in the States🙈 I am wrong?
Fuck america
Our military is a joke
0:46 he didn't even flinch, he's a legend and a veteran
His father was beaten to death by Vietcong with a rubber chicken in 1971 and it's really not funny.
He’s probably vegan
@@redwhites3651no way u beliwvw that sh*t
it's ridicolous that so many are failing this test. How can you know that you have to maintain bearing to get this job and go there, knowing you can not maintain bearing when something funny happens?
We had this in theatre class and it's true, not all can do that. But why do you go there if you are one of these who can not do that?
I can do that no problem. Maybe all the others just had a sunshine life. Just think about anything really sad. For me it was my dog passing away. I would not let out a single laugh no matter what happened. Easy 100%. So easy. Just cover your thoughts in your head with something super sad.
and to this day i can keep a super serious face, no matter what happens, just thinking about my dog who passed away 17 years ago :,( it's also a way that I can cry on command. I think over the years I figured out many people don't really have strong emotions, positive or negative.
I can not imagine not having this skill. I can not really understand people who must laugh when they think about something sad. Can they not focus their mind? Do they not feel sad in their memory? idk.
Being the guy who holds the chicken has got to be the funnest job in the Military, if not that world
That world huh? Yeah jupiter is the best!
Not just the funnest job but the worlds best job if not then in the entire universe
Wait is ur pfp a 22 or a 35 I cant see how the wings enter the main build
@0nly_Blazin /: lol liar we have only landed men on jupiter
@0nly_Blazin /: nothin further unless u alien or sht
Its funny how setting is everything when it comes to humor. Someone putting a rubber chicken in your face and making it honk would usually be neutral or even slightly irritating, but when you're put into a situation where you know your not allowed to laugh it suddenly becomes the most hilarious thing thats ever happened to you
This is true, one time me and my cousins went to see the new lion king movie and when Simba's father died for some reason me and one of my cousins couldn't stop laughing and everyone else at the cinema was all depressed and looking back at us all weird
In boot camp, while standing on line, sometimes we'd make stupid faces at our platoon mates who were standing across from us. This was usually when one or more DIs were walking up and down the squad bay talking (screaming), and it was extremely difficult to not lose your shit in that moment. If someone makes faces like that at me in any other situation, I'm just gonna think they're crazy and probably only slightly raise an eyebrow.
Boot camp was a weird time.
@Tears we were not supposed to laugh cause it was a death scene but for some reason it was really funny for us
Unless you are honor guard and think of the fallen. its easy to know your roll and know what its about.
I remember standing in a parade (Air Cadets). Everyone was stone faced and serious until one guy in the back let out the loudest and longest fart you'd ever heard. There was shocked silence and the guy turned beet red. And then everyone, including the brass, burst out laughing.
Mate : What was the toughest enemy you faced in USAF Career ?
Me : The rubber Chicken .
Most airmen aren't likely to actually fight the enemy anyway, the only ones who really see action are pilots and mps lol. 99% of airforce jobs are purely support roles.
@@thememe986 Don't forget ALO/TACP and PJs
*The chicken...* lol
That’s the only enemy they’ve seen so yeah
#Chairforce
0:42 you can’t tell me this is the best example of a grunt in the military
No, it's a honk
Bro’s built like the mf Doomslayer 💀💀
@@JustDrakoxdeadass💀
When he takes off his hat, the shadows still cover his face
Yeah, he looks like B.J. Blazkowicz.
"What do you do for a living?"
I'm lead chicken squeaker....
Looks like a fun job though! :)
Greatest comment
Lollll
He is the lead chicken chocker.
"I transports the chicken an' he squeaks the chicken."
this guy has the best job in the world
In the air force, screw being a fighter pilot this is the real best job!
yes it is. i would make it soooooo annoying that they would crack
Maverick The Cow he does....im fucking dead
I really doubt this is his only duty.
Maverick The Cow
Interesting to see the military implementing “Try not to Laugh” in their training....
@@beneko1127 The peak of a soldiers training.
@@beneko1127 and burn
So,,, WHO is recording this top-secret training exercise ? NOW the enemy has this technology too
That's not the military, that's UA-cam Bootcamp
Pinnacle of resistance training lol
everyone: *holding in laughter*
that one guy: 🗿
Dude found out his wife was cheating and the kid wasn’t his
I dunno what makes just dropping this emoji so funny.
@@anthonyv3564 what happend him?
@@mangaslans Nothing. This is internet.
Man had that medal of honor gaze
“Yeah, I’m a man.”
*“honk”*
_hysterical laughter_
that and the dudes reply above me made me laugh
hardly, these guys are air force
@@ffxiarcadius AYO CHILL 😭
@@dzvxo I'm too sharp to handle too cold to hold
@@ffxiarcadius you eat crayons
I absolutely lost it when he started bayonetting the chicken.
I would've failed the test right there tbh
that shit fucking killed me
@@angelguerrero7655 not as much as it did that rubber chicken XD
Who is about to lose it when the chicken was right in the guys face at the very end
chicken abuse
“Damn bro why didn’t you pass training”
“I laughed at a rubber chicken”
Lol
Lmoa
Rofl
Ngakak anjir😂
@@iamrotterpigeon "Laughing My Out A**"
I think the funniest part is how the chickens slowly peers into their field of view
And then starts with an inquisitive, very gentle honking
terrorist: has rubber chicken
soldier: *"I TRAINED FOR THIS"*
why is every comment here stolen
Terrorist: puts it on their dick
Soldier: I WASNT TRAINED TO DEAL WITH SPECIAL FORCES
lmaooo
@@Khallzz What?
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode. :D
The aspect that you might miss is that these people have been going through rigorous training and practices for months at this time, making them way more susceptible to even the slightest comedic object.
I think its just the setting and the totality of the situation. Like you expect somebody to shout at you to get you to loose composure, but you don't expect a guy in military fatigurs with a fucking rubber chicken.
@@treepop9907 Hey, it may have just been five minutes of rigorous training, but it was the best five minutes of your mother's life.
You don’t know what honor guard is do you?
@@treepop9907 and the navy seals just sit around on a boat catching fish and having butt secks
The “not supposed to laugh” element.
Should we pull out his fingernails sir?
No, get.....the chicken.
NOT LE CHICKEN ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))
OH GOD HAHAH MAKE IT STOP HAHA WHYYYY
Not THIS screaming chicken please I'LL TELL EVERYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW
SilentMott, Oh god no, here is what I know we land in normandy on June 6, SWORD, JUNO, GOLD, OMAHA and UTAH are the beaches.
SilentMott You sir deserve an award. I laughed so hard i fucking died.
0:42 a man who’s dead serious in his life.
Killing machine
Locked in
He kinda reminds me of doomguy :D
Marine thinks he’s in the Air Force or somthing.
He kinda reminds me of Blazkowicz
How did I get so many like :O
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Right bro
No
Everyones a fucking comedian in the middle of class
Apart from rape
Yup
Friend:
What's your job ?
Me:
Its complicated...
No it's classified
No, it’s necessary
I make honor guard soldiers laught.
To control cheek muscle and throat voice
a job that can literally screw you over
Soldiers: *exist*
Chicken: im about to end this mans whole career
😂 underrated comment
@top.comment.god
These aren’t soldiers, these are airmen. Army is “soldiers” Marines are “devil dogs” or more commonly “crayon eater” and Navy is “wow he has a massive dick”
Underated
David Velasco dude it’s a joke same to you deven
0:47 he experienced all the pain and sorrow that he can't even laugh now
Edge lord
@@Chadius_Thundercock balls
@@Chadius_Thundercockyo what
@@Terr0r8273 chicken butt
This has the same feeling when our moms say:
"If you laugh you're lying"
And instantly bursts out of laughing.
@[REDACTED] you like your own comment cringe
you like your own comment cringe
@@capybara9521 who hurt you?
@@capybara9521 you like your own comment cringe 🤢😱🤮😦😩
@@capybara9521 i wouldn't be shocked if you have no friends
The one thing I learned in the military:
Literally EVERYTHING is 100 times funnier when you're at attention/parade rest
Ill Will I did a police academy program and all I can say is the toughest part of policing (at least where I live, the crime is in the negatives) training is the most difficult part of the job.
Ill Will 100% true 😂
Yes this
Thank you for your service
@@gabestarks5854 you talkin to me?
0:41 looks like he trained to be a soldier just to kill the ones that betrayed him
Reinarr---AoT
He looks like a fucking brick wall
@@pissandcornflakes9119 bruh you got me fucking dying at 4 am by this comment
Lol he serious!
@@jithinjohn7240 Reiner aint that buff
"What the BOCK are you smilin' at?" - Drill Sargent Chicken
1:03
Bock nothin sir bock.
@@DemonDriver31 Is that BOCKing so?!, drop and BOCKing give me twenty!
"Do you feel clucky? Well, do yah, bock?"
@@Hans_P_G that made me laugh way harder then is should have😂
Whoever the chicken handler is has excellent comedic timing, I see why he was hired for the job
"Chicken handler" needs to become the actual name of this job
Can you imagine? The soldiers being called for a test, and all they hear is "the Chicken Handler is coming"
LMAOOO
@@macaroninaegi5169 OH SHIT NO
TOOL TIME!!!😎👍
Love Tool Time!
Soldier : "They will never find us in this camouflage till we remain absolutely silent"
Terrorists pull out rubber duck
Soldier : "Shit.."
wtf kkkkkkkkkkk
Damn, hahahaha.
Oh no
Airmen they ain’t soldiers their airmen
@@sckupz5125
Air force: "don't worry, they won't find us in this cloud ghille suit if we stay quiet"
(The enemy pilots whizzing by at 1,000 mph quickly pull out rubber chickens)
Air force: shit
I love how the guy squeaking the chicken knows that "less is more" more often than not, especially with humor like this. It's just... unexpected. And you imagine they are going to squeak that shit at you SUPER LOUD but then... a quiet little squeak. As if it's telling you a secret. It's unexpected and works best.
Lol, I don't think this is his first rubber chicken rodeo.
i think we all knew this. is this some sort of, shocking understanding to you? considering you got ugandan knuckles as your pfp, its understandable why you just found out what good humor is
@@bruh.5620 Holy shit you killed him dude
@@bruh.5620 said the bruh sound effect.
“As if it’s telling you a secret”. 🤣🤣💀💀
0:45 respect to that guy
Fucking DoomGuy
let's face it, the man is dying of laughter inside, but he found a way to control it
outside he is not laugh
but inside he is laughing
jack reacher looking mf wasnt playing
Agent Blaskowicz
Soldier: **comes back home**
Girlfriend: why did you come back?
Soldier: *I lost to a toy chicken.*
Stolen
XD thanks for sharing! Can't scroll forever
The most fearsome enemies.
@DONT Why will I ?
I will tell you one thing, when we talk about looking good to the girls im pretty serius, but i don't know if i would be able to tank that chicken 🤣🤣
Whoever came up with this chicken joke during attention has no soul. I had to do so many push-ups cause that damn chicken.
@hey Couple of problems, One, who took a dump in your breakfast this morning? and two, you are an idiot if u think I am looking to get honour or attention over the internet using the screen name burnit01. Clearly, Bush left you behind.
burnit 01 My cousin is in the airforce,and I'm enlisting soon.They don't make you do push ups for the rubber chicken test,because it's something optional.Sorry for all the unnecessary cursing though
Not everyone lives in the US. I am Canadian, I am a medic in the army and I joined 7 years ago. During our basic military qualifications (BMQ) the instructors would do this to keep the moral of the platoon high, by making us laugh, and whoever laughed had to do 20 push-ups. I accept your apology but don't go attacking people like that in real life, it is a serious crime (Stolen valor). Especially, if you are wrong and the person turns out to a veteran or an active serviceman. Best of luck in the AF and I am sure you will do great.
burnit just Iet him be he cant understand a fk joke xD
burnit 01 you're a good man
i'd struggle not to laugh at a guy squeezing, ever so softly, a rubber chicken right in my ear
my sides would leave orbit watching someone assault a rubber chicken with a rifle tbh
LMAO
IM STILL DYING XDDDD
ugh same here
The one at 13 seconds would make me leave the room in laughing
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I've smiled through everything except when the serious guy came ok screen. Somehow even if I look at the chicken his presence makes the mood serious
Came looking for this comment 😭
Same lmao the smile wiped off my face when I saw him
These guys are strong enough to struggle through the horrors of war. But a rubber chicken is IMMPOSIBLE TO FACE
yeah cause war isnt funny
@Faramir
You missed his point as well. You aren't supposed to laugh at war, you focus, adapt and survive in a war.
All they're doing right now is having their bearings tested with a hilariously rubber chicken. Which is unbelievably hard, those of them that did laugh I don't blame in the slightest. Even the guy with the chicken couldn't help but smile.
Blade Ponds I think YOU missed the point.
Smart one.
"Horrors of war" 😂😂😂 they are AIR FORCE and im 100% sure 9.9/10 of them come from support MOSs.
War is funny if you think of a clown at war with another clown.
....
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To all retards who will call me out, its a joke.
0:42 I finally found the person who
Plays wii without the wii mote strap.
Dam boi he thiccer than a snicker
He is more square then a god damn cube
desposito tries to get 100 subs boi
HES
TOO
DANGEROUS
TO
BE
KEPT
ALIVE
Let's be honest. No one wore the wii remote strap.
ShadowCooper I did. Guess I’m nobody.
This method was later outlawed in interrogation usage owing to being deemed “too gruesome.”
Seriously? That's hilarious.
@@Cat_1887 it’s a joke
@@unfunnyguy1377 it's hilarious
It's an absolutely barbaric method of obtaining information.
Good riddence.
😂
Fun Fact: At Guantanamo Bay, they have interrogated prisoners there using episodes of Sesame Street as a form of psychological weaponry.
0:46 *Flashbacks from his childhood when he used to live in a farm with his parents, until something got in, the last thing he remembers were the chickens being murdered.*
0:45
Man's mind: *That was the last sound i heard before my family died in our burning farm.*
That just made my night lol lmfao
Wow, it's a secret that how do not laugh.
😂💀😭🤣😵😂
@@cruse1177 This is cringe.
@@frantsrapbeat what are you talking about
0:42
I was fully expecting him to grab the chicken and rip it in half or something
He seems like he transferred from the Army or Marine infantry and just didn’t feel like dealing with the bullshit
@e e
Probably is. Undercover or something
lol
he is going to get sent to mars soon
If i had to fight him i would immediately surrender
There is this psychological phenomenon that everything just becomes funnier if you're not allowed to laugh 😂
100 percent!! I believe that from experience.
Yes, always used to get the giggles at mass.
@@naplzt4k have you ever laughed a day in ur life my guy
True😂
@@duskdawn1974 nah he's an edgy depressed guy 😱😭🥺😭😔
Second soldier literally looks like that one guy during the “When I say the name, Biggus….. Dickus….”
Love that reference!!
He has a wife, you know
@@FAIRYGIRL911 You know what she's called?
@@andriealinsangao613She's callleeedd...Heiga.
@@TheSorintist [snickering]
Marines: “During our boot camp we are maced, tear gassed, forced to swim in freezing water and crawl through mud for days”
Air Force: Try not to laugh vol. 3 (impossible)
Out of all the inventions humanity has come up with, the rubber chicken is amoung the greatest. Alien cultures will look upon these majestic birds and desire their own! Invading earth for just the chance at acquiring their very own squeaky companion!
I just got out of Air Force basic training and I can absolutely confirm that’s accurate.
I’d like to imagine an alien taking notes “seems as though the humans have found some sort of extreme training method involving a rubber chicken we must study this further!”
@@Vaul. imagine when they get the wrong kind of "rubber cock"
LMFAOOOO
YOU LAUGH
YOU LOSE
You Laugh
You're fired
da rules are simple
skrataduuu
Someone You Don't Know you laught you fuck
SKRATTAR DU, FORLORAR DU, MANNNEEEEEE
did you laughed or did you lose?
0:22 Brother of Daddy Yankee 😮😂😂
For me looks like the Intruder from mandela catalogue
0:42 I knew doom guy right here wouldn't give in
XD
Things haven't been the same for him since they killed Daisy...
Chickens killed dudes parents inna driveby....
Yeah he big and serious boy
@@_SheglaSim_ that guy kinda looks like bj blazkowicz.
0:42 _Now _*_THATS_*_ A War Face!_
A n o n
*He was holding his shit*
@Choki Senpai thats John Cena
@@dankovac1609 - I've been with Cena on a plane once. Nope. Nothing against him. He's just a joker, it seems. Now The Great Khali, whole 'nother story. I had to sit next to the two seats he took up. Showing my age, but I was at Truman's funeral. My sister and I were very young and tried making the Marines break bearing. Stone cold.
A n o n that jawline 😱
HE IS COMMANDER BOREALE
One of the greatest villains ever
he's unkillable
he's unwinnable
he's.......The Rubber Chicken
@@xtarios2915 i dont get how its cringe
Next bond villain ?
Plot twist the chicken is a part of the military.
o h
I didn’t laugh for the chicken test itself, but I lost it when they started poking the chicken with the gun 💀
Everyone when faced against the chicken: Laughs
That one guy: 🗿
He might be robot from inside
Thanos dad
@@paytonjones432 what??
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Underrated
0:42 this guy looks like he’s never laughed in his life
He was thinking of his ex.
He is a communist spy
He was most certainly in jrotc all years in high school
@Randi Szöküld ... flashbacks to the terrible chicken incident ... 🔥🔥💥🔥💣🐔💥🔥🔥💥💣🔥
@@Fanofmusic106 JROTC ....... If I'm going to look like this then that's scary I been in LCC for 6th through 8th grade and JROTC freshmen year I'll tell not bringing my uniform for the 5th time man holding those guns up for a hour made me regret it
Sarge has just the right amount of pathos in his rubber chicken squawks, to elicit maximum laughter.
"We used this in Nam to flush Charlie out from deep cover."
holy shit of all things on this video I didnt expect someone to point out his PATHOS
Vietnamese: The trees are speaking PA-KAAAAAAW again!
@@i-never-look-at-replies-lol WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION !!.
ua-cam.com/video/GqAquwaXaGc/v-deo.html
Dude with chicken was Airman first class
I love the possibility that this rubber chicken is classified as official military supplies.
0:48 that guy looks like came straight out of Doom, nothing can phase him. Mad respect
He is unbreakable
Bruh i thought the same thing when i saw his jaw line i was like, THEY CALL HIM THE DOOMSLAYER
plot twist: that's actually Doomguy before being deployed to Iraq
@@ravinosaurus When the Heavy Metal starts, He will be a real Doom Slayer
That guy looks like he eats nails for breakfast... without any milk.
Other soldiers: *trying their hardest not to burst out laughing*
That one soldier: 🗿
Lol
Lol so true. (it's called airman btw)
I think he was slightly grinning but I don't know the shadow was blocking his mouth
when this comment is funnier than the video itself
0:41 for anyone that wants to know
0:46 He was never the same after all that ripping and tearing demons on Mars...
touch me plenty
@@rumuelnathanael8043 Heavy metal intensifies
Pinki Sharma it’s not funny to make fun on someone..
THE DOOM SLAYER
Tuấn z800 You’re not funny in general so I don’t know why you’re talking.
0:41 this guy right here is a menacing beast
William Joseph Blazckowicz (I copied this comment)
Imagine completing all those hell of trainings just to get kicked out for failing a chicken trial...
Solo Leveling...?
@@KIMottoLGP r/woooosh
@@简单的-u8b Woosh? Why? Probably the dude is pertaining to Devil Riez's profile pic from solo leveling.
A.k.a. chickened out.
You deserve to be kicked out if that chicken made you laugh.
Terrorist : pulls out a rubber chicken
Soldiers : we weren't expecting special forces.
That's the point, Sergeant
🤣
Forget the Navy Seals and SAS, this is the hardest training I've ever seen
0:42 I imagine a conversation went down like this later:
"How are you able to not even smile??"
"Trust me, I was fighting for my life."
0:42 when you leave the Marine Corp and join the Air Force
Facts lmao
Such warrior mind
Chair force
@@mrwest2474 What branch are you in?
Blondie _ keyboard warrior master prestige
"Sir, there's a growing concern that our soldier's morale is running low."
"Say no more. We will commence operation Morale Boost at once! "
Operation Morale Boost:
Rubber chickens make everything better. Case in point: ua-cam.com/video/3ZICb02Ukg8/v-deo.html
This needs more attention
Morale has been boosted 🤸
Ahaha a slap on titan
The squeakings will continue until morale improves.
As a former Marine, this is exactly what I always thought happened in the Air Force.
@Joe Blow PJ guy just busted your nose
@Joe Blow Why do you say that?
@Joe Blow So what would you want them to do? What's something tough the air force could do to earn your respect?
@Joe Blow I have no relation to the air force, just interested in why you thought of it as a joke. I know you said they don't do "anything" but I highly doubt that as I mean, yk, they have planes and stuff so they're probably using them. You're mad because they aren't fit? Why would they have to be fit to pilot a plane? It really just sounds like you're mad because the air force has to work less. Which is fine, but I can't say I really see the point of making the pilots have the same physical requirements as the other branches when they're different entirely. As I've stated before, I have never served, it's just a few thoughts
@Joe Blow ahhh, as someone who has a relative from the Air Force, I can smell the stink of your jealousy. laughable.
0:43 he's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will
...Oh.
@@kevinzhang6623 He once killed three men in a bar...
this is a certified hood classic
hello
it really is
ok
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Nou
0:42 the guy holding the chicken is slowly realizing he is messing with the wrong guy, you can see it in the guys face, that smirk slowly dissolves
The soldier: "You wanna make me smile huh....? I will put away your smile forever instead"
@@kokodjamba6657 **cracks that soulja boy**
Lol i laughed even more when i realized that
He looks like a combination of The guy from the Wolfenstein games and Doomguy😂
@@cptcap7531 dude you dont know the name of the guy from wolfenstein
01:01
Chicken: SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
THATS NOT A WAR FACE
AHHHH, THAT'S A WAR FACE. NOW LET ME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
BULLSHIT! YOU DON'T SCARE ME!
Rainbow Rocks?
xxuncexx yes :3
0:46 we got the DOOM Slayer
Fr
USAF: We are ready to serve-
Rubber chicken: *Peace was never an option*
Hey, I saw you on reddit
Man I was laughing, but when that one guy didn't laugh, and I looked at him in the eye. I for some reason all of a sudden felt a little sad.
Lmfao
Everyone's sense of humor is different. Hopefully he's just an example of that.
@Chaparral Yeah, it's like the trick that you won't entertain by the rubber chicken
:v.
Chaparral literally nobody implied that
0:43 This dude is *that guy* in every military film where he isolates himself from the rest of the group like sitting alone at a cafeteria table. Then does some heroic sh*t out of nowhere and gets himself killed when having to run into gunfire save a fallen comrade and dies from his wounds. He tells his comrades as he's passing that he has a high school sweetheart wife back home and has flashbacks of better times playing catch with his son. His dad wanted him to go to Harvard to study law but failed to get the grades. He longs for the day his dad says 'im proud of you son'. He was the 2004 Prom King and captain of the high school Football team. His name would likely be Brad/Ryan or Tommy.
holee shnit 69 likes im no ruining it nice comment doe
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
He’s a man
the most brutal part of military training
Terrorists: Write that down, write that down!
there aint no terrorists in the hotel
@@user-lt7wm1hw3r r/woooosh
@@user-lt7wm1hw3r r/stupid
r/ *Shut up for once*
@@therandomscroller4153 "r"
I would laugh even if it wasen't my turn lol
Courtney banks I’d be pushing the earth real quick 😂
Courtney banks same
0:30 guy on the left
Dead As fuck you must be the dude at 0:42 smh
Agree im laughing on his face before my turn too
0:42 It is said that this man threw a grenade, killed 10 people and then the grenade exploded
*He accidentally killed grenade as well
@@kokodjamba6657 🤣😂😂
i didn't know pilots are trian to fight on the ground with grenade as well
@@31oannamphong66 theyre not
@@31oannamphong66 r/woosh
0:46
He has no rules. No boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking, or genocide. He's not loyal to a flag or country or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money.
Omfg
U.S Army:
We are serious about our training
Air Force:
So we are taking the rubber chicken test
😂 FAX
45:00 this guy should have joined the army he’s to serious for the Air Force
0:44 when you've killed someone with a rubber chicken before...
Underrated comment 🎅👍
As I scrolled down, there were so many comments referring to this dude. This by far is the best one
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
I spat my drink ffs😂😂
Alberto Pérez Martínez
The best one I’ve seen yet
0:42 'I swear if this dude honks at me again I swear...'
The LaggingGamer
The joke
Your head
He was just holdin his shit.
@The LaggingGamer no shit
Glad to see they’re still having fun in the Air Force
The chicken whispering into every soldier's ear:
"Anyone else feel like a little... giggle...? When I mention my friend... Biggus... Dickus...?"
You my friend are a legend 😂😂😂
@MrGoldo do you find it, wisible...? When I sayyyyy the name... Biggus... Dickus!
🤣
Stares for moment.... he has a wife you know....
@@adamstaples6438 You know what she's called?
She's called...
Incontinentia.
Soldier Checklist.
Go to foreign country... check
Fight in a war... check
Face a rubber-chicken.... damnit.
+Mad Pistol this is the air-force not army, they arnt soldiers they are airmen.
+Joshua Feldhacker This is the airforce not the marines, these guys are airmen not front-line active soldiers.
The J-Key even better
Joshua Feldhacker Yep.
+Joshua Feldhacker It was meant to be more of a general statement, but yes, you are correct.
0:59 woah woah we can't show that here on UA-cam
U forgot the 3rd woah
Abuse
Logan must record this part
Lol
😂😂
I don't know why, but the ones barely managing to hold back their laughter always seem a lot more sympathetic to me than the ones who seemingly don't even need to try.
0:47 nothing is getting to that man
Dead inside
imagine what jokes he DOES know
He's seen some shit
Maybe he was thinking his favorite porn.
@@leeclock4911 ik hes such a tigerr
00:50 this man is dead inside.
No, he just afk
@@anhkhoaoan7742 looool
jokes aside.. its a skill that can be learned to emotionally detach yourself from the moment.. psychopaths have it naturally, or more accurately, they can never 'turn it off'.. but some people develop it while growing up in an abusive home, girls that get repeatedly raped etc.. its a survival mechanism that protects the mental state of a person.. its also a bit of a double edged sword though, because you can also do heartless things without any guilt
This is a good trait for killing terrorists
Omg it's the EU4 Sus UA-camr!
0:24 that’s the face of a man that loves his job
"Go ooooooon... Laugh... I know you want to..."
It’s not the squeaky sounds that’s funny, it’s the fact the the chicken just slowly invades your peripheral vision until it stops and just stares into your soul 😂
Walmart: w-why do you need a rubber chicken?
The military: uhhhh stuff
Lol
Imagine joining the military and you fail training because you laughed at a rubber chicken
@@shrutirastogi5301
Y
im stuff
@@mewyorkcityf46607 0899999999999999999
Private: Could hold a straight face with 68 bullet in the body and 5broken ribs.
Chicken: *Hold my beer*
Why would you be laughing if you were that injured tho
@@cleverlyplayz6505 that's not what he means dipshit
Chicken: Hold my soup
Py the Slayer I see what you did there
@@corpsemachine6949 oh so it really was just a very bad and unoriginal joke/meme? Gotcha dipshit lol
Aren't you glad to see what these people go through to protect you?
Look up what the honor guard does.
Yup.. rubber chickens
*tears up*
Dovax they are not “innocent people” they are enemy soldiers. Stop disrespecting.
Anthony Does Stuff Bruh, i feel like I've seen life differently now.
That last guy had it rough.. The rubber chicken look straight into his eyes 😂
Everyone else: *chortling, trying not to giggle*
The guy at 0:42 : *restraining himself from slaying his natural enemy*
I saw that and thought, ‘That guy is going places in the military. Seems like the no BS kind of guy.’
I was amused by their reaction not that duck toy. How's that thing even making them giggle?
@@ANJIN-p4q When you’re not allowed to laugh, it gets fucking difficult. Someone else commented this, but it does hold true
@@ANJIN-p4q it's easy for you to say. You're just watching from your device. Just like imagine yourself in that situation, some dude just holds a rubber chicken and puts it right at your face. You're supposed to not move so that's part of the challenge.
@@ANJIN-p4q its hard to not laugh when ur not allowed to laugh . I know i have stood in multiple assemblies
Some Biggus Dickus levels of attempting not to laugh.
Big_Adam_2050 fuck...beat me to it., wait till Naughty Maximus hears about this
Big_Adam_2050 I was literally watching that movie like, 5 hours ago.
Big_Adam_2050 tell it to his wife:Incontinentia....
Big_Adam_2050 his name iss........Biggus...a dickus
Matt Thomas
He has a wife you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'.
'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
0:30 he still laughing in the background
lol
I was about to write this as well 😂😂
🤣🤣
He's a cute guy. Looks genuine😂
@Harry M Crews Jr. s8wspw
Whoever the chicken handler is has excellent comedic timing, I see why he was hired for the job
"The chicken handler" lol
The army recruiter chasing the class clown to sign him up for rubber chicken duty
Glad he is fighting for our country
Job Title: “The Cock Squeezer”
I can imagine a three-stage qualification check and training program for USAF Humor Detection Officers.
This is making me laugh through a screen i can’t imagine how I’d react if I was there
0:20 Me and my best friend in the most strict class trying not to laugh while it’s really quiet
A m p l e x f u l - Yes
Factssssssssss bro
i spot a louie
Low key me everyday
Lmao