Humans are the Reluctant Masters of Warfare Chapter ( Part 1 to 9) | HFY | A Short Sci Fi Story
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The alien flight general, "we will attack their naval yards!"
Guess you're gonna learn. Do not the touch the boats. Especially not the space boats.
Hahahahahaha!!!!!! 😂😂😂 If you know, you know.
Another Human saying "Fuck around and find out"
"DONT TOUCH MY BOATS!!!!!!!" -Mandatoryfun
The Fat Electrician would be proud..lol
We really really love our boats
Missed the perfect opportunity to use William Tecumseh Sherman's quote :
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want."
Hell yeah! 😂😂
They made the far far better choice in using Reagan's speech. The "War is hell" quote in it's entirety is his most iconic quote the most applicable to this story.
I like this quote of his much more "If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast."
@@jacksoncothren5831 "War is Hell" came from Sherman, not Reagan.
Sherman is one of my heroes.
"Get the fuck out of the way, bang bangs!" That is the most military thing I've heard since I was in the Corps.
What is the most military thing you've heard?
@@beep_6844 you are now the wash rack
Thank you.
I suppose "nut the butt" and "pass the crayons" would make you a little misty eyed. 🤣
Well, of course that’s what they teach the Marine Corps. We send you guys in to absorb the bullets. Then we come in and conquer it you know I don’t know if it’s true anymore but back when I went in many times ago the lowest IQ to get in the military was with the Marine Corps. They took anybody as long as you could write your name.😂
A rabid wolverine exploding up out of the snow. That's humanity.
I really like the history documentary style if this.
That was funny. Wolverine from X-Men with an actual wolverine head😂😂😂
2:08:10 😊😊ae
"using chemical propellants to accelerate bits of metal to a high velocity " is word for word howbtjor explains human weapons in stargate sg1. I knew that line sounded familiar hahaa
War is war, hell is hell, who goes to hell?? Exactly, war kills everyone, the innocent, children, old people, family's.
Quote by Hawkeye M.A.S.H
I love that old show
You misquoted it quite badly. But still managed to catch the gist of it
Mash moment
Was thinking the same thing when she described war as hell
Damn, YT recommended a reading of my own story to me lol I'll have to read the comments in depth after work.
This is yours? If so it's awesome.
oooi, maybe you should just read the ai's synopsis of the comments after breaking them down into categories, like trash talk, helpful criticism, fawning fans, sci Fi author wanna be's & total losers who can't even spell & save yourself from mass confusion!
Where's the actual story?
The speech is amazing
It's some really good writing. Thank you for sharing your talent.
One of the bestest sounding AI readers so far, still not as good as a flesh and blood human.
I would rather have an AI narrator that doesn't butcher the English language than a human who does.
@@digitalcurrentsthis one does a fair amount of butchering.
Really? I keep expecting it to say "Would you like to now more?" before cutting into the Starship Troopers theme
I can't manage more than a few minutes of listening before I have to stop
This is why apart from my horror/creepypasta narration channel (this one), I am starting a sci-fi narration channel, without AI/TTS narrations... @InterstellarSciFiTales
I have yet to find a human narrator I like. Stuttering or hesitation throws me off.
None of them are professional readers.
“Follow our rules of war, or you’ll find out why we have so many.” I envision this delivered by Cate Blanchett and it would be epic!
Humanity will be the conquerors. There’s more than one way to conquer, and we have mastered them all, even the ones that don’t require violence and even those methods of conquest that don’t seem like conquest at all.
We even learned how to conquer the very hearts of our captors
It's either we wipe ourselves out or we are the space orcs some people write about lol
I really enjoyed this, absolutely fascinating tale.
I absolutely LOVE the line "Follow our Rules of War, or you'll find out why we have so many." Aside from being genuinely chilling, it's the politest "f**k around and find out b*tch" I've heard...
Hearing that last conflict being called "The Final War" made my hairs stand up, even before the numbers were read...
Jenta talking about losing hundreds of thousands in their only world war.
Humans: Those are rookie numbers.
So their world war is just a bit worse than the war in ukraine...and doesn’t even consider the wars in gaza, yemen, various parts of Morocco and more. By that definition we're currently in the middle of an era of war the likes of which those aliens have only seen once in their history.
I physically laughed at our own folly Passchendaele WW1... 800k overall casualties
@@Photonic64Or the Japanese murdering by every conceivable method over 23 million civilians and POWs.
The Hadzai didn't know about just how brutal humans are
@@Photonic64my great grandfather fought at that battle.
I never met him. He died in the 1960s
But I've seen the medals.
2:08:39 Ambassador: These rules are to protect you from us…. USE THEM
Honestly, probably one of my favorite parts of the story
The "follow these rules or you will find one why we have this many" hit hard
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The same reason grunts have leaders
What a disappointing ending
02:08:45 that’s a paraphrase from Doctor who “Good men don’t need any rules. And today is not the day to find out why I have so many.”
Glad to find out that I wasn't the only one to notice that, the doctor at his most badass
other commenters had it right. You NEVER EVER portray only a week and giving attitude or people will walk all over you, bully you, and take from you. that's just to be expected. You have to show at least a Minimum of str and ability to do harm as a deterent. But you never show ALL your cards or you invte them to find methods of countering your methods.
Of all the space sci-fi stories I've seen so far, this is the best.
Even knowing he is fictional I still love the idea of a tomb so large as to make it look like the Earth itself mourns the death of Cyrus the great.
So so good.
Original m4 Shermans in storage.... am I the only one who wants to see a space age modified sherman with a railgun for it's main armament? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YES
@@randomvideos3190I do too. With some kind of updated energy armor.
Do know the Ben Bova stories about the Bolo super tanks in the far future?
My favorite is one about a Bolo that was awakened by an alien archeologist. It took over all the tech on the planet in a few minutes and sent a message across the galaxy to the descendants of the human race. Then it settled down to wait while we rebuilt civilization and started surveying everything in the sky while it waited.
M4A3E9
My Great Granddad Edward Gordon Geddes served in the 2NZEF WW2 in the 18th armoured battalion upon Greece, Crete, Nth Africa and Italy campaigns. I'm not 100% certain if he crewed a Sherman or was infantry support nevertheless he definitely saw and did some horrible shit yet he survived where others did not and returned to Napier, New Zealand. A Sherman in space, crewed by a Geddes man, that would be cool. Lest we forget.
You cannot qualify war in harsher terms than I will. War is cruelty, and you cannot refine it; and those who brought war into our country deserve all the curses and maledictions a people can pour out.
-William T. Sherman
The elements of Regan’s speech is amazing
The entire premise of this story is just "Do not mistake our Restraint for weakness."
Very well say
The problem I have with this take on that story premise is how they take it to an extreme. Virtually all world leaders today know better than to negotiate with terrorists as it sets a precedent. Similarly, human leaders should've known better than to do even half the things they did as it showed weakness. *And then they offer the Hadzai almost every concession possible aside from the entire cluster of habitable worlds?!* This, despite them having no legitimate claim?! That's absolutely absurd!
The way I see it, the Galactic Council - or whatever - has no *real* power. It's just a loose collection of empires tied together with empty promises, laws and treaties that do not seem to have any way to be *enforced* or *penalized* when broken. Otherwise, instead of just *arbitrate,* the Council would take *a side* in conflicts like this and enforce galactic law, either preventing conflicts or at least ending them. The Hadzai were bullies wearing the trappings of a civilized people.
@@XpaceTruethat’s what I was thinking. Concessions simply lead to more concessions.
"Walk softly, and carry a big stick." As teddy so endearingly put it.
Introduce them to the Genieva Checklist.
Geneva Suggestions,you mean?
@@dusanradin5868...
POLAND, CANADA ... STOP!!!
@@subninja8069blyat !
@@subninja8069 We humbly offer our sincere apologies. Unfortunately, do to internal government issues inhibiting clean function of our bureaucracy, and on going hostilities in the world, we are unable to process your request. However, we do assure that representatives will be sent at the next convening of nations in Geneva, with intent on updating the list.
We kindly thank you for your concern regarding this matter, and again strongly apologize for the lack of proper response. Please accept this memento of Maple Syrup.
~Canada.
I’m sorry, we just don’t have the facilities for all the prisoners
So we gave the entire Galaxy access to ALL of our Pron, but not to our War History???
Ok...........
"Make love, not war."
That's alot of pron
Is that what happened or did everyone not ask about it...
? No? They just didnt care, as they clearly know about christianity
Pron might be like watching a National Geographic episode. 🤓
I had never seen a human angry ... & you don't want to !
You wouldn't like us when we're angry !😂😅😂😅😂
And now imagine that in 3 years this can be rendered as a movie with animated characters.
And in 5 years rendered in real time.
Hundreds of thousands deads... It's a bad tuesday, not a war! 😂
Such a horrible statistic
I literally made Michael Scott face.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
just finished watching Doctor who Season 6 epiosode 7 : good man goes to war
The special forces guy in chapter two was right, the war was almost as much humanity's fault.
If you show people *before* hand what the "find out" stage is gonna look like, they're much less likely to ever try the "fuck around" stage.
Most of the reason to have an absurd amount of doom and dakka is so that no one is ever dumb enough to make you use it!
THANK YOU! god that pissed me off so much. Honestly what do you expect if you never show your teeth. You don't have to like war or want it but if there's NEVER a consequence for infringing on you or your people and you never show any kind of ability to fight what do you expect a hostile force to do?
The first one to animate these stories is going to be king of UA-cam
I affirm Humans never have huge wars amongst each other in our own solar system.
Is Earth not in our own solar system? 😉
@@AndrooUKyeah, but its usually limited to one planet.
Not yet
When we make it off this rock, we will.
Nothing deters like a reputation for strength and unpredictability.
You don't know how they'll come at you. You can only know it'll be REALLY bad for you.
We need more stories like this turned into series/movies on any of the dozens of largely garbage streaming services, as opposed to the usual predictable trash… repeated over and over again.
Agree
The biggest problem with having more and more stories like this is having people enjoying them now unable to stay 14 forever.
Absolutely! Would like to hear the rest of this story.
@andrewmacfarland5253 not really, I mean if people can love LOTR and Dune often for decades. Not to mention star trek and babylon 5
Glad you like it !
War isn't hell, war is worse, because innocent people don't go to hell
No truer words can be spoken
I Love Hawkeye for this from M.A.S.H
Have you read the scriptures of Abram's deity?
The majority of humans are destined for hell. They brag about it!
There's no such thing as innocence. Only degrees of guilt.
@@JohnSmith-yc6uv true enough I suppose after all even infants have kicked a pregnant woman
I like this better than most similar Chanels, it still may have robot voices but it’s different voices for different characters and I really like that cause most Chanels don’t even try to have good voice(s).
Thank you!!
Finally, an interactive voice to give it more realism thank you
It's the Codex voice from mass effect
Excellent storytelling. We humans know how to fight and win. We don’t give up. We are also cold blooded when pushed over the edge.
One of the logical mistakes of these types of stories is the fact that the aliens never know of the human militaries strength. If you want to prevent war you need to show the enemy your hand for deterrence.
From what I heard, they knew the numbers. That’s why they so confident in achieving victory. They just didn’t know that humans are slightly more technologically advanced.
Si vis pacem, para bellum. To show weakness invites attack. The humans practically begged to be attacked.
You are a human, and these are useless aliens.
Of course you understand it, but useless aliens with a weak culture don't.
They understood numbers only, and couldn't conceive of greater skill, complacency garnered through centuries of same old same old.
That translates to if you want peace prepare for war. To show weakness is to invite attack is not what that means
These stories all have logical mistakes and if you think it about it a lot of them but they’re good fun. They’re like the fast and furious movies ridiculous but fuck yeah.
Ok, so far, I have liked only two HFY stories. 1st is "The worst species in the Galaxy" , and the second is this. Loved this story.
Try "Those Who Run"
@@wstavis3135 ok, I will give it a try. The Black Ship is also good.
Try “They Answered the Call” which the story is on going on Royal Road.
Also read "the guns of terra". Good one too
My favorite so far has been "Except the humans." Had me laugh a few times.
Look at what we did to our own kind over boats and a couple thousand people, imagine what we'd do to aliens.
Follow our rules or find out why we have so many.
bro really made 40k w a mortal emperor and less murdery aliens
And a few cups of peace
"Who am i speaking to?"
"Your Daddy"
That made me laugh so hard.
😂 yeah
Bro, imagine someone says that in such a tense situation 😳 😬 😅
Half of that speech was from Ronald Reagan
It was from mash, and latter was used by R.Raegan
"demons run, when a good man goes to war."
"War is not hell. War is war, and hell is hell. And of the two, war is much worse."
-Captain Hawkeye, M.A.S.H.
I think the human diplomat who said ‘humanity’s soul would be damaged’ is fundamentally wrong.
The damage is in rejecting violence. In being so desperate for peace that you’d give as much as they offer. - as is with rejection and desperation with anything.
Humanity would be spiritually healed by war, then damaged, then healed with another. Like a newtons cradle losing energy with each time, until there’s a balance of war and peace, aggression and kindness.
And humanity here decided to rocket the first hit with force due to their pacifism.
Edit: well it seems the author got that right it seems. Made the comment at the time, not after watching the whole video.
The one part I think the author really didn't get right is the "war never brings development only death and destruction to both sides part" because that's simply not true. Humanity develops most under conflict. And I do think the author may have showed that when the fourth segment kicked off and showed the results on the economy and the war bonds and preparation. With taxes and inflation going back to normal as quickly as they went to crap. But there's more to it than that. Humans aren't just benefited by conflict they thrive in it. Crave it like a loaded gun. Humanity is conflict personified. Everything part of us is in conflict to our immune system, to our drive, and to our response to danger or emergency. Even our fight or flight response itself is conflictin. And if you don't choose. Well nature take it's course and Darwin is proven right again. Most of our modern technology would not be here with our conflict. Sonar wouldn't exis. Modern computers wouldn't exist. Even vehicles were greatly advanced by war. It feels the industrial complex and leads to new revelations. Before we had even a decent computer we had the atom bomb. The man the Noble prize was named after invented dynamite. And we would never have reached space without the competition during the cold war and the space war that resulted. Even the periodic table would be sufficiently smaller without war. Because conflict makes competition and war makes good men and good men make the peace. Our drive and will is strongest when we are fighting for it. And our competitive spirit drives innovation like no other. We wish to be better than the rest and that leads us to become better. Or fall farther down the ladder of life. That is our form of natural selection itself. survival of the fittest, the one with the the most wit, grit, and shit, Wins. And get better because of it. Even the emperor in the story himself is an example of this. Only through the wars effects and his drive to end it did he make warp travel and win the war. He wished for peace and for a better future so he took it himself. And gave it to his people.
49:35 Yep. He double, triple, and quadruple checked his cloaking gear alright.
Never saw it coming
The historian in me loved the touch points made in this story's length.
Is Cyrus he is referring to, Cyrus the Great, because his tomb is in Iran not Egypt. Or is it a fictional character?
2end best storry i heard today, so will tell this as wisley as i could to the greter goods.
Thank you for putting these all together!
I love the voices. Especially Ali’s.
I couldn’t have done it without you ! Thank you !!!
aliens:we been fight our self for 60 cycles i made a lake of blood of my people!
humans :we been fighting our self for 6000+ cycles and we fill oceans of blood of my race
Humans: you don't want to compare Numbers
China: Huang Ting Wong disagreement; 300 trillion dead and 1038 species extinct
Yeah and don't even try comparing the number of people sacrificed to gods, slaves killed and eaten, and many other ways humans can and have killed each other without the pretense of 'Self defense.
This is the best fiction I’ve listened to by far. Waiting for chapter 12…
I like these stories. Very fluent, and with multiple difference in voices makes a great engaging listen.
You did a great job creating this video! Every aspect of the video is well thought out, making it incredibly entertaining to watch.
WTH are you watching? there's no video!
Team machine gunner.
Named " Moe" that one was awesome.
Whenever I listen to your videos I want to play mass effect since it sounds like the voice from the codex entrys
truely a captivating story....and i will read further and cant wait to see more...3 hours but feels like maybe 1 hour ,so interessting it was....
These ai written stories are getting better
There just spoken by ai. Usually written by some one on reddit
@KwikWon01 I think ai is given an outline and then writes it. Perhaps they are translations from another language. Something is not quite right with the stories.
@@freefall9832the description says someone else wrote them and ai is reading them
@@freefall9832 These are written by just random online people, therefore its not always a literary masterpiece, but AI reads it out with some tweaking here and there, and sometimes that leads to some bad or confusing tones ect. I cant say the writer didn't use AI to write it, but they at least claim to write it themselves.
@@BartJBols interesting, it's definitely not literature. I was laughing every other sentence.
At over 60 I've read so many books (yes real ones Anne Mcaffery is my first one that I spent enjoying this is so inviting and I'm slowly loosing may hearing an I hope not to lose my vision), awesome story, thank you.
No big deal 🥰
Love the story. Thank you for uploading 😃
Thank you,this was very interesting and entertaining I have not enjoyed listening to a story for many years. Can't wait for the next one
Ngl stories lit ,alot of detail in the plots and stuff ,even minir weapons snd equipments details were given to what drink they drunk ,nice one author
I want the whole story lol i need it
Nice 40k reference :D
Took more hours to find this story after hearing it the first time ❤
Came looking for distraction and found Gold! What a turbulence of feels.
I was sketchy on this story but the use of the Reagan speech sold it for me.
Very well written. Also the narration was better than most.
geesh.. this is going to be rough to finish. Future humanity seems to be an emo collective and apparently aliens can see cold/enraged souls when it suits the narrative.
Love this series. Loved all the different aspects.
That really made my day. Also don't forget to support the author
I'm surprised the yumuns didn't take the royals hostage. If they could get in and out a bigger outfit would have done the job.
Flaw in the story at the end. Ali got up and patted him on the back, then got up again without ever sitting back down. Neat trick, need to learn that one.
"Thou didst me good service, Serosh. I've given thee courtesy, enough. Now I fight as Hourah Loux! Warrior!" -Godfrey
Good story so far. Like an old black&white western; predictable but entertaining. Thank you for your efforts.
The parts with Ali were the most polished but I really like the background story of the attack on earth.
I found the southern accent of the Hudson ambassador to be jarring. And in a couple places a person's voice would change if it was coming from a device apparently. I did enjoy it quite a bit.
No. We don't negotiate with terrorists, that is the sole reason both the Navy and the Marines were initiated. negotiations are always intended to hide the advancement of our special forces to eliminate the threat when our own are in danger.
watched enjoyed and nearly forgot to comment for Al Gore Rhythm
You would think that with this war taking place in the future they would be able to replace toilet paper with the three seashells. 🤣
The Ronald Ragan quotes, hahaha i died. This was a pretty fun story.
Proportional response 😂... and what the navy heard: - ice 'em
I loved this story ❤❤❤Great job 👍👍👍👍
I also wanted to see them get together and find out how humans faired after the true wars came out
Well done love the voices all different it makes it better more realistic and again well done .oh your are the so far best I have heard.🎉 🎉🎉
One thing about us HUMAN's... We will hold and take to the MAN!!! About time Diplomats need to have been in the Military..
I love that see only experienced in like a VR and was like: oh you don't want the smoke
One of the best style stories that I have heard made me laugh several times thank you and very much
When your opponents minister for war is a guy called Sisko, thats a bad omen.
Great Story
Can’t wait for moreee🎉 so good story and nice picture
This is my favorite story thanks.
Wish they could make a movie from this, just need good old fashion director.
great story! Needs human voice and emotions to Ali.
Glassed 500 million Xeno’ in 10 minutes.
In the words of the Wolf of Wall Street, “Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are Rookie numbers.”
I definitely would like a version of this on the black ship length like I mean the like 11 hour video they made on the black ship I would love to see that for this
1:35 this caught even me off guard
This is the best Sci-Fi story I have listened to on UA-cam so far. How long do you think it will take before someone copies it, like so many other stories n UA-cam before it. You know the ones with Admiral Chen and scientist Dr. Patel in the battleship Defiance..
Thank you for your kind words!
Thanks for uploading
Great story. I enjoyed it. I wish the story to continue.
@55:08 Quote, _"...just had not been time to fit a warp communicator to the McClellen..."_ That's quite a flimsy excuse. This was a *military ship* with *stealth technology* designed for troops to infiltrate enemy territory. You could've just said that a signal would've risked being detected or it would interfere with the stealth technology. But, noooo... The excuse is that they didn't have time to install such a thing?
BTW: @1:09:15 When the squad of human special forces were leaving to their extraction point, they were descending the stairs of a tower when they encountered Hadzai soldiers from the bottom coming up to them. Instead of waiting until they got closer to use their guns, why didn't they drop a few flashbang grenades first? They were far below them.
Also, it's silly that the transport did *not* have energy shields, despite them *wearing* personal energy shields. As they fled, Hadzai towers transformed into anti-aircraft mass drivers? And their special military procedure or foresight for dealing with holes punched in their un-shielded transport was literally to grab some steel plates and *WEILD* them to hopefully make them airtight?! They have FTL, true stealth and energy shields, but no way to quickly seal a hole besides *weilding?*
so between all the wars, we had the Doom timeline, then The Emperor and his Crusade from 40k.
Gotta love the partial quotes from President Ronald Reagan
I can’t believe there was no blue nookie cookie involved!!