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in "if undertale was realistic", the main character was savage and made comebacks to most situations, while still being very sarcastic. in "if deltarune was realistic", the main character has basically given up hope and accepted that the entire world is against him. what does this mean? probably that meta ending where only sans and Kris know what happened in undertale.
Yeah I don’t know why but I suspect that is why we say it differently probably Webster finding unnecessary letters let’s just be thankful the U’s are there Looking at you colo(u)r
@@jmurray1110 skjshshbd i'll be honest i'm american, but i always spell everything with a 'u'. no idea where i got this from but it bugs me when i don't. spelling be damned.
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🥰😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died laughing at this part
Kris: I hate you, you hate me let's get together and hopefully never see Barney. Susie: I love you, you love me don't hurt me cuz my name is Barney. 😂😂😂😂
@@moarmosspatoproductions1475 do u see when my comment was posted you fucking dunce. Don't try and belittle me when you couldn't take two seconds to see when I posted and his most recent upload
Susie: I’m only a serial killer...WHEN I EAT MY BREAKFAST! *horrendous laugh* Sorry, I broke character their. Genderless Kris: Happens to the worst of us.
Well, I assume it's a nod to Realistic Frisk/Genderless Child doing the same thing, where the Realistic AU has them act like a sarcastic drunk grown man.
WhY dOnT yOu GeT sOmE cHAlk FrOm The SuPLY ClOseT dOwN ThE SpOokY hAllWay,WhY dOnt YoU sEnd ThiS sTrOng InDpENDeNtED bUllY cHARAter tO gO gEt iT,aND tHen SeNd The MAin ChARater To Go WiTh HeR,ThATL ChReAt A cOoL sCEEn
4:35 My older sister heard the audio and said “you better have an explanation for that” and I explained “Oh there’s a scene in Deltarune where-“ and she just goes “ok nevermind” lmao
CoolDisneyGamer Not necessarily. Most factors on how the game progresses are dependent on you, but yes, the major plot events don’t change depending on your choices.
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hi smashbits tell to donate for trees
#teamtrees also 10/10
Hi smashbits will there be another part for chapter 1
I dare you to make a 16 episode 3d series of deltarune
This Is So Good
"Your choices dont matter"
"So it's like a Telltale game then"
Dammit I was gonna say that
Nicholas Baptista, So Good
Read this when the part came up
Or like Danganronpa
So funny lol
@@ironmaster6496 That would mean that you have Choices to beginn with
"I'm only a cereal killer when I eat my breakfast."
Classic Susie
Oh......really susie
@chilly fat gamer i eat poptarts
4:51 or 4:50
4:49 hmmmm
@geardog24 did u really just quote that
I think we all need a part 2... Imagine if one of the scenes involves Roulxs and Kris gets into a logical argument about how simple the puzzle is.
@Braelyn Sutton Yes
@Braelyn Sutton Agreed
@@fanficfangal5126 lol still checking the notifications a year later
@@ValidT Well.. Yea
Well...
6:39 Hey, they predicted the "Where The Hell are we?" Meme
YES 😃👍
"GOD FUCKING DAMIT KRIS WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE!?"
at least I think that's how it went
@@luciouslagrelle6548 fucking* fuck*
You're welcome 💀
Jevil in DeltaRune: I can do anything!
Jevil in Realistic DeltaRune: *_I can do a moderate amount of actions_*
I can't do anything because i'm in a wheel chair!
And i can't even move because he wheels are broken!
@@theepicblanketman It's just one messed up wheel, like on a shopping cart
Well its if the kid from deltarune was realistic.
No. More like "I can give you anything~"
As he pulls out from his drench coat pills.
“Awww. My ballsss”-Kris 2019
“I CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MY CHALK!!!”
*Hyperventilates*
It hurts me every time she snorts
Alphys has a mental KRISis
“That chalk was my lunch.”
I can’t do anything. I’M IN A FUCKING WHEELCHAIR
@@tadsandy7545 that’s sad
Hearing Susie in a southern accent feels appropriate for her character
I always imagined her with a punk voice.
@@TyrannosaurusRex500 same
@@TyrannosaurusRex500 Same
I’m reminded of the bully girl from Amazing World of Gumball who’s mom is the P.E Coach
yes
Chapter 1: There’s no such thing as genocide run because choices don’t matter in this game.
Chapter 2: How would you like your Berdley?
Frozen cold. Remember team. Stay frosty
@@DoC3Y his grave is gonna be made of snow
Frozen solid.
AAAAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHQHAHQ
○Full
○Freezed
○Null hands
0:09 Sr pelo called, he wants his character back
Wow just wow
@@monokuma.enoshima2841 wow, just...wow*
Bruh lol
: l Am I supposed to hear some screeching sounds now
Grammar
(0:25-0:29) yup how i reacted to seeing kris. Also 9:41 kris singing rude buster is the most terrifying thing ever.
Puberty, *AMIRITE?*
@@kentguiller no i meant toriel pronouncing his name wrong
Kris: Am i Right Lads or am i right?"
Lad: You are right lad.
Lad *Dies*
me: LAD!
You stole my line
nooooooooooooooo lad
lad my lad
how could you die lad
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Lad never dies lads.
@@alandonovan5273 am I right lads or am I right lads
@@TheGamer707. You are right lad
0:44 as a teenager, kris telling toriel to get out of his room is 100% accurate
do you.. get the joke there?
@@dreamofyouandi he did
Kris is the best master baiter
*GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT*
Implying the majority of this video's target audience hasn't been a teenager at least once in their life
in "if undertale was realistic", the main character was savage and made comebacks to most situations, while still being very sarcastic.
in "if deltarune was realistic", the main character has basically given up hope and accepted that the entire world is against him.
what does this mean? probably that meta ending where only sans and Kris know what happened in undertale.
HOLY SHIP
Ok....
Why is this so accurate lol
ah this old comment. screw my undertale phase lol
@@baconlettucepotato69 we have all had this phase dw
"Who are you again? Barney the strong and independent dinosaur?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Then my mind played the Barney song.
Shoot.
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
Barney will hug children, embrace *BARNEY SUMPREMACY*
Susie is gonna kill you all
@@eldankdoge And when he's tall
He's what we call a dinosaur sensation
“Let me know when you’re done!”
“*whine of annoyance*”
“Well that was quick...”
Honestly, mood.
Life is too quick
Life is a total nightmare
*am I right lads or am I right lads?*
You are right lad -lad
@@bunsun2954 when I read that someone in the video said "nope"
✋👌👉👍🏻👋🖤🖖🤞
4:16 am I the only one that realised susie’s mouth was moving during the “you are right lad”?
WOW! I did not notice that, thanks
Bruh
Bruh
*bruh*
*starts saying bruh in the tune of megalovania* (don't judge me)
7:30
“Guess who’s back, back again..”
“I could hear you from half a mile away”
*Stomp stomp stomp*
“Please stop!”
HaHa! Funny! I could hear them from 2 miles away
I just realized that Kris' dance is based off of his Fortnite Default Dance
Now THAT'S how you make an entrance!
Oof cc said I can eat u from a mile away
*STOMPING INTENSIFIES*
“Is this the closet you came out of?”
Best line ever
Lmao
Its even funnier since susie and noelle are canon now
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LAD!!!!!!!! 4:17
@@biavieira1259 RIP Lad
Last words:
“You are right lads!”
“HO HO HO!”
“What did you just call me?”
“I’ve got daddy issues!”
“Yeah, join the club.”
*Has a mental breakdown*
Hi bill cipher
@@PRFSSRCHS sup
:)
Errr yeah!
2:52 guys remember when Bart Simpson was the teacher in deltarune? Amazing plotwist
The dinosaur version of Lisa Simpson
I love The Symptoms
Chalk: *does not exist*
Alphys: why are we still here?! Just to suffer?!
Chalk: Why am I here, just to suffer?
Susie: why am I here, just to starve
Spamton: why are we stil [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
"I'm the prince of this kingdom!"
"And what's your kingdom, the towel section of Ikea?"
had me dying
Fivro me too
I laughed so harddddd
i would like your comment...but you have 69 likes.
Same
He’s right
when your friends joke is bad but you make a fake laugh so they dont feel bad: 4:53
Not Funny Didn’t Laugh
@@dynamicgamesyt3 Not funny Did laugh*
ItsDynamic
Nobody asked, go away
True story
4:54
dude I love Kris and Susie's voice in this. something about Kris being British and Susie being southern feels right for them and im living for it
“Can I Un adopted myself”
I died
Psycho! Zafirø where is it
@Valin Medlin when Toriel drags Kris to school.
Because you have no sense of humor
Salutations
"OH I WAS JUST MAKING THIS DISCRIMINATORY ENMARKS ABOUT GIRAFFES!!" I died of laughter and flopped like a fish after that
2:43 alphys: *WHERES MY CHALK, I CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MY CHALK*
Jevil: Well....
*i can do anything.*
@@razu6081 *HEY!* Lego man! SAVE ME I FALLEN IN DA RIVER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
***2:45
*Breakdown start*
@SamEnZo YT idk lol 😅
"is it kris, or is it kreis or is it krise"
DON'T MAKE THIS MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT HAS TO BE
Its Christ
It's kris
krisis
chips
Or christ
"English accents piss me off!"
"It's not my fault you pronounce Aluminum wrong!"😂
Aluminium*
"english accents piss me off!"
"aah! it's not my fault you pronounce aluminium wrong!"
*aluminium we spell it with an i not sure if it’s a spelling issue on your part or a cultural difference but if the second it’s technically a misquote
@@jmurray1110 huh. i never knew that it was spelled differently too.
Yeah I don’t know why but I suspect that is why we say it differently probably Webster finding unnecessary letters let’s just be thankful the U’s are there
Looking at you colo(u)r
@@jmurray1110 skjshshbd i'll be honest i'm american, but i always spell everything with a 'u'. no idea where i got this from but it bugs me when i don't. spelling be damned.
Even more for the dyslexics
2:44
*WHERE'S MY CHALK!*
*I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MY CHALK!!*
Alphys is the opposite of Jevil comfirmed?
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🥰😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died laughing at this part
That chalk was my lunch
A wise man once said, "Aw shit, here we go again, lads."
Who said that? Lad?
You are right lad
YES , YES HE DID
ButterStick Jones same
Dexter manning said that lads
“I’M A TEENAGER: I HAVE NEEDS!”
That’s where I lost it
HOHOHO
Susie: What did you just call me?
I have daddy issues
Kris: join the club
no join my club!....... Jk lol, Jk for that, Jk for that one, JK FOR THAT ONE, You can join
Didn't papyrus get daddy issues
@@ryang2v sans and papyrus have daddy issues
Susie said: what did u call me...because
Well, you know what a hoe is, it’s a way of saying beautiful girl in a wrong way
Ryan G2V, you are right lad
“Can I unadopt myself?” XDDD
Ha ha your going to have a fun time at school cris crease crists
Whatever your fucking name is
Kris is tired kf his life
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why does chris look like chara or "genderless child"?
Me:i don't want to be my mums child or anyone's child!!
4:49 Susie: I'm only a serial killer when I eat my breakfast AHAHOHAHO sorry broke character for a moment there.
Serious Phive happens to the best of us
And the worst of us
I miss their source animated one. It felt so full of life and was much funnier than any of their other series, and I’ve watched them all.
yeah
Huh?
@@WitheredBonnie737 if undertale was realistic
"It's not my fault you pronounce aluminium wrong!" is probably the best line.
0:38 Kris: WERE YOU BORN IN A BARN!?
Toriel: yes
Lol
🤣🤣🤣XD
Well, she is a goat.
Frick
I love that whole scene so much
"HOHOHO!"
"What did you just call me."
"I have daddy issues!"
"Yeah join the club."
GET THE HELL AWAY
LOL I GET IT
“I’m only a cereal killer when I eat my breakfast.”
Really? I thought your breakfast was chalk.
No it's Susie's dinner
No one:
Alphys: WHEEEERRRRREESSSS MY CHALLLLK!!!
XD
Yup
Frisk said that’s what she does
XD
Lol
0.0.1 milliseconds later: Bart with anxiety
Dont forget about the pglet sound
2:44
Alphys; WHERE'S MY CHALKKKK I CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MAH CHALKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*proceeds to have a nervous breakdown *
*that chalk was my lunch*
WHy DOn’T YOu GeT SOme ChaLk fROm The SUPplies CLoSET DoWN tHe SpOOckY hALlWAy?!????
Alphys just turned into a simpson.
AnD tHeN sEnD tHe MaIn ChArAcTeR tO gO wItH hEr ThAt WiLl CrEaTe A cOoL sCeNe
Alphys : WHERE’S MAH CHALKKK I CANT DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MAH CHALLLKKKKKKKKKK..........that’s chalk was my lunch
Everyone : wat da hell alphys
4:15
Kris: Am I right lads or am I right lads?
Lads: You are right lads!
Ah yes thank you for quoting exactly what was said in the video at that exact time.
LAD NOOOOOO
You are right lads
Am I right Lancer?
Sunny_LightTV You are right Lancer
I feel like Kris’s voice really fits
that's because its also frisk's voice in if undertale was realistic
Kris: I hate you, you hate me let's get together and hopefully never see Barney.
Susie: I love you, you love me don't hurt me cuz my name is Barney.
😂😂😂😂
1:03 *When you're new to the driving mechanics*
Yep
Laughs In Lego marvel vehicle controls. Bitch made me press A as a kid to accelerate
Fr 😭
Susie:"Okay, heres the closet"
Kris:"Yeah, the same closet you came out of"
DESTRUCTION 100
*I mean don't hurt me*
Yes.
"You're not a bully, You're a cereal killer!"
"Is it me or is there darker more than in my asshole?"
This is even funnier considering Noelle has a crush on Susie
1:59 I like how Noelle starts to slowly inflate throughout this entire scene.
"You're not a Bully, You're a -serial- cereal Killer!"
"Im Only A Cereal Killer When Im Eating My Breakfast"
" *Weird Laugh* "
2:20
You think getting bullied by barney was bad
*GOING TO SCHOOL AT 2.A.M IS WORSE*
Could be 2:00 Pm
Could've been 2.A.M but it's mostly 2.P.M...
Buuuuut i take no chances
*reloads shotgun with religious intent*
2:51 OML ALPHYS BART SIMPSION CONFIRMED.
LOL
LOL LOOKS LIKE BART
XD
XD
I like how they made noelle with the side character voice and look when later she was going to be a main character
Yeah I get that but why does it feel so cold in here
"Actually I was thinking about delicious tea and crumpets am I right lads or am I rights lads?!" God I thought that was so funny XD
"YOU ARE RIGHT LAD"
"I have daddy issues"
-Lancer 2019
Yugie Anims HO HO HO
Papyrus:Join the club! NYEHEHEHE
"Join the club"
"Join the club"
That's what papyrus said "I have daddy issues"
i CaNt Do AnItHiNg WiThOuT mY cHaLk!!!
Becomes a rabid animal*
@UnderSwap_ SansYT my soul hurts every time she snorts it just doesn’t feel right
ThaT cHalK wAs mY lUnCh!
Bruh you copied my comment
@@Serious5GamingS5G *Checked The Section. Quit causing conflict.*
i cannot wait for them to do chapter two, that is if they decide to do it, the voice they give queen will be amazing.
I think they died or quit UA-cam. They have t uploaded in a long time
@@FuhzyLiquids They clearly uploaded a new animation
@@moarmosspatoproductions1475 do u see when my comment was posted you fucking dunce. Don't try and belittle me when you couldn't take two seconds to see when I posted and his most recent upload
Heck yeah. Dexter Manning back at it again with some more undertale. This time is deltarune. Good luck bro.
Salutations amigo it is i the person who was fapping to some porn
Susie: I’m only a serial killer...WHEN I EAT MY BREAKFAST! *horrendous laugh* Sorry, I broke character their.
Genderless Kris: Happens to the worst of us.
"Barney The Strong Independent Dinosaur"
“Kris The Human Garrafie”
@@john9429 fuc# you mate
more like barney from half life
@@justinc.6794 i can agree but dont call me a giraffe. Call me..............................a BLUEBERRY
@@Sandman3 I can call you risk
Susie: "Dont bother answering your choices in this game don't matter one tiny bit"
Kris: "so it's basically a telltale game"
Lol lmao its so true 5:05
"HOLY S H I T ! ! ! !" lol
Why does 'chris' have a really sarcastic voice? I love it
Well, I assume it's a nod to Realistic Frisk/Genderless Child doing the same thing, where the Realistic AU has them act like a sarcastic drunk grown man.
“guess the gameplays about to begin”
“AAAAAAAA”
“ *SCREAM* ”
Mental KRISis intensify
7:31 that's a really awkward moments right there man, good thing he ended up getting stoned in the balls
6:15 you guys predicted the CD bagels lol
9:36 it’s not Toby copyrighting you, just idiots saying they own the songs
Which is dumb and in this case youtube can't help you in this one even tho they don't technically own the song
6:06
“footsteps are loud.”
It sounds like a Steam Train, lol
Also, 7:06 lmao 😂
4:44
"Kris, you got a HOT mother."
me: i would never say that. ¦:(
]:-(
I think it's a joke (since Toriel has fire powers),
BlueRedDiamond I would
>={
@@amosp9411 no this refrence is from Okuyasu
"It's the Europeans again!"
That cracked me up
“UGHHHHHHHHH THE EUROPEANS AGAIN!”
7:52
HEHE
😂 😂 😂
I saw this when he said that
@Billy Robinson Year 7 When a brit finds out that leaving the EU doesn't make you not an European
Me sees lad come back in the beginning
Yes LAD is back !!!
Susie: did I step on something
Me: eXcUsE Me WtF
Salutations
Laughs so hard that the whole world hears it* OMG
Ralsei: Breathes
Jevil: You weren't supposed to do that
Hearing the original voice actors for the if Undertale was realistic is amazing
I love how alphys looks like Bart from the front when she’s screaming
2:44 MY CHAAAAAAAALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT CHALK WAS MY LUNCH.
WhY dOnT yOu GeT sOmE cHAlk FrOm The SuPLY ClOseT dOwN ThE SpOokY hAllWay,WhY dOnt YoU sEnd ThiS sTrOng InDpENDeNtED bUllY cHARAter tO gO gEt iT,aND tHen SeNd The MAin ChARater To Go WiTh HeR,ThATL ChReAt A cOoL sCEEn
@@calvenmuswagon7445 *I strongly object with this.*
@@basilsflowercrown7887 (snort) objection sustained er objec,er je,I dont know how that works
Let me do that again!
"hey uhh... goat mom?"
"YEs mY gIrAfFeE lOoKiNg sOn?"
XDD im dead oofff
5:25 story driven games in a nutshell
This Was Awsome “Am I Right lads or am I Right Lads”
you are right lad
You are right lad!!!
You are right lad
@@Austin_5409 cheers lad
You are right lad
4:35 My older sister heard the audio and said “you better have an explanation for that” and I explained “Oh there’s a scene in Deltarune where-“ and she just goes “ok nevermind” lmao
Well at least she didn't see me in the beginning
Kris: sings battle music*
Susie: YOU HAVING A SEIZURE OVER THERE
2:44 when you lost the chalk
7:30 guess who’s back
3:35 how did you see me doing my weird shit!?
"Well I geuss I did pick the worse place in the school to do my misdeeds
@@calvenmuswagon7445"Who are you again? barney the strong independent dinosaur"
“Lemme tell u a secret when I go to the bathroom I don’t use the stall I use the sink. Does that includ- turds too.”
Sans: I am powerful but I have 1HP
Sans Deltarune: _I have daddy issues_
**sans pussy son**
@@u.m.rcentral868 salutations fellow pervert
That’s lancer you fuck tard
*_Gaster is a smart cookie_*
*_Gaster has hid in the void_*
*_Gaster will never be found_*
Just a dude who likes dbs! Don’t you mean lancer?!?!
1:30 Mom of the year
indeed
"Am i right lads or am i right lads?,, brings back some memories
Edit: wow. I have never gotten so many likes...
You are right lad!
Your right lad
What about the _left_ lad?
You are left lad
Lad is dead again
In Undertale realistic: Frisk doesn’t listen to Flowey’s story
In deltarune realistic: Kris listens to Ralsei’s story
How convenient-
@rumaan ahmed Lad.
0k then
Anyone else binge watching this series
❤️Am I right Lads Am I right lads
You are right, lad!
crumpets
Idk
You are right lads
You are right lad
*Avengers theme cue*
*buildup*
AM I RIGHT LADS? = AVENGERS...
YOU ARE RIGHT LAD!!!!! = ASSEMBLE
6:33 exists:
me: basicly deltarune in a nutsheel
When toriel walks in the bed is facing the door. When she packs the WHOLE room for Kris the bed is facing the other way.
Me: wtf
I love the fact how toriel sounds like Minnie mouse and Noelle sounds like Mickey Mouse
7:40 Moments before disaster
“I love you
You love me
Don’t hurt me cause
My name is Barney”
Edit: 6:32
Timestamp?
*oh it’s just you kris*
@@BendyGamerYT 6:32
@@antohero3302 ok
*Good Sh*t ya got there*
I wanted this to have the Gmod style
Your choices dont matter
@@catgirlsleepy
it's a preference not a choice i can make
there are no models for certain characters yet so that's probably why they went for 2D instead
@@Neo2266. bruh
@@12DAMDO probably
*Don't mind me just sneaking in a different game as a goat prince again*
(grabs Flowey by his stem)
(Sprays weed killer)
Sprays Straight spray
Sprays pfp remover
Please delete your profile
a cowgirl voice for susie wow that is the most unexpected thing ever
“Barney the strong independent dinosaur”
I’m dead🤣
*Your choices in this game don’t matter one bit*
*So it’s basically a telltale game*
That got me XD
"Your choices don't matter"
"So it's like a telltale game then?"
All the Minecraft story mode games: *Am I a joke to you?*
CoolDisneyGamer Not necessarily. Most factors on how the game progresses are dependent on you, but yes, the major plot events don’t change depending on your choices.
**Minecraft will remember that*
Especially in the netflix original version
OH MY GOD ITS DIEGO BRANDO