1:26:33 I always think that sans's voice would make a great narration voice for any animal documentary, and then twist it to be comedic or funny with the way how he does it in these animation series.
I don't know if it was intentional, but Frisk being told about the dummy's divorce and Toriel going along with it is lore accurate, because if you attack the dummy another dummy will ambush you later on because you broke its friend's body. It turns out there are ghosts in both dummies.
@@xavierguilbault1800 I loved this shit when it first came out, especially with all the music actually in it. Also Sans has to be like my favorite character in this, his voice is just too perfect and if I had a friend that sounded like him I'd be rolling on the floor daily.
28:00 "So where's the vodka?" "Oh I lied to get you in here." "YOUSONOFABITCH!" Gets me laughing every time 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: WOAH, this many likes for a funny quote? That’s crazy
"Dylan we talked about this do your chores or I'll put you back in the purgatory" "I hate you your not even my real mom" had me coughing and laughing at the same time
This is strangely well written going back to this years later. Definitely nostalgia, and some new good memories. Im glad i found this again. Am i right, lads?
I remember these videos when they released years back, at that time funniest shit I've ever seen. But now definitely one of the funniest things after all those years.
"Well, hello Mr. Genderless child!" "That doesn't make sense. The whole point of it is that I'm genderless meaning I'm neither mr. or mrs. I'm a mysteryyyyy! ... End my life."
meet the cast: scottshit sans suicide rates up alphys please disassemble papyrus weird cat girl fish undyne thirsty for snails thoriel and netflix and kill flowey.
I love the idea that every time genderless child says “lads” he is just talking to a lego figure that happens to be off screen or not visible to our naked eye unless they zoom in
after watching this in one sitting, i have found peace in this world. My third eye has opened and i have become enlitened to the true meaning of life. I hope that one day, you too will become enlightened and join me in undertale heaven. Oh, whats the meaning of life you ask? Well lets just say "you are right lad" Now farewell mortals, i wish you nothing but peace.
55:22 Child: All I want if food and a massage. How about you, you wanna give me a massage? Gaster: ✡︎ ☜︎ 💧︎(“Y E S” in Wingdings) Child: You know what, nevermind.
35:39 Undyne: Papyrus says hi by the way. Genderless Giraffe Child: Tell him to kill himself. Sans: MAAATE. Genderless Giraffe Child: Tell him to don’t kill himself
I love the vicious cycle we as a fan base have with this series, someone uploads this, it stays up for like 3 years, it gets taken down, and someone reuploads it then the cycle continues lmaoo
My god I've aged so much since I last watched all of this and I get so many more jokes now, how the fuck did they make this so layered that you find more the more mature you get?
Wow. Never did I excpect to have this random moment when I hear a common voice from Phoenix Wright - BS evolved suddenly appear in a true Undertale masterpiece.
Main cast of If Undertale Was Realistic in a nutshell: Flowey - just likes to be photoshopped to make you die because he wants to be god but he wants you to watch his show (torture) and also sends you to underground heaven unless if you want to do the pacifist route basically automatically kill you, hates it when people ignores his evil plan. Frisk - genderless child but acts like a adult(basically drinks.) Toriel - snail lover, weird but that doesn't stop them from protecting the child(also a facebook mom.) Papyrus - A stupid 17 immature year old but likes to feel love and gay and also likes to capture humans(also he gone too far with the final puzzle but genderless adult safely dodged them and also a brit.) Sans - A basic troll who likes to shart and drinks, bad puns and also puts many bibles around his body incase he is about to get stabbed basically Jotaro Kujo(he is a brit like his young brother but is also serious because genderless adult might do genocide which happens in this story, mad if you kill something infront of him even if it's a bug.) Undyne - fish, armor, catgirl and also ice cream... Alphys - useless and she is dead soo... Wait, why is Jotaro with her? Mettaton - very material girl and does not admit they are gay, monitor robot before robot but lets genderless adult go. Asgore - flowers, just flowers, literally flowers, and also flowers, plays games in nintendo switch and is very weak if flowers gone(he is divorced.) Asriel - Flowey but before reincarnated and a fricking god, and a child that has issues. Chara - Awakened by genocide, hates it when name is prounced wrong, funny evil, but dies. Lad - Yeah I don't need to explain him, am I right lads? "Yes you are right, lad." Giraffe parents - Somehow gave birth to a human, child does not care about them if they are in danger.
Well, if you're not gonna do it, guess I will. Drinking game: the entirety of this video, except every time "lad" is said, every time someone dies, every time Frisk annoys someone/gets annoyed, and every time I laugh at the video, I take a drink. Pray for my survival.
Sans - Yes laads
Am I rioght lads or am I rioght
@@FennecTheTransgenderno, you are not right. It is right, not rioght. So no, you are not right 🤓
LEEÆTS GET SMÆÆAAAEAEAEAAASHED!
Human... i remember i shat me self.
@@Mehsomeguybro it’s a joke take a joke lil bro
"Tell him to kill himself"
"MATE??!"
"Tell him... Don't.. Kill himself"
“Genderless child said don’t kill yourself.”
“Oh, I was just thinking about doing that!”
BUT THEN I CHANGED MY MIND! NYEH HEH HEH!
thats a favorite scene for me... he double takes and that eye is still glowing lmfao
I should’ve kept my mouth shut
What an amazing human
1:26:33 I always think that sans's voice would make a great narration voice for any animal documentary, and then twist it to be comedic or funny with the way how he does it in these animation series.
“They seen some shit. They seen comrades die.”
Great scene
"Holy shits lads look at that cheetah and their cheetos"
@@AnIrishLad2013 holy shit lads ima go say hello to those lads shal we lads and mabye we can get some of their cheetos
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
@T3MM13 well temmie showed up, how was college?
I always think of this randomly lol
@@Bee-45000hol up didn't temmie DIE???
in the corner
My mom got me a shirt that said that
why am i irish
Yes
(Gasp) sans!?
@@getzfamily8293 yes, have ya never seen a skeleton that has a blue coat and makes puns? That’s weird.
HELLO
Sans randomly says why hes british
"you know my brother never saw a human before aside from p*rn" got me dying 💀
ah yes back when there was some small hope and joy left in my soul.that’s gone but this should help drown out reality for a bit longer. 1:03
ah yes because reality is a hopeless place where nothing good happens
Even though its not really for kids, that didn't stop a young me waiting for new episodes to come out like it was Netflix
It sure as hell taught me humor lmao
Lmao same
Man I’m a kid and this shit is funny as fuck
Just like any kid lmao
I'm 10 and watching this shit
57:58 "please scream for dramatic effect"
"Oh, guess I'll have to now"
"AUH-"
A-well this place is
I don't know if it was intentional, but Frisk being told about the dummy's divorce and Toriel going along with it is lore accurate, because if you attack the dummy another dummy will ambush you later on because you broke its friend's body. It turns out there are ghosts in both dummies.
I suppose that’s true
Mad dummy will attack independently of what you do with the first dummy
True
@@erikcat2.036 I thought that might have been the case.
@@erikcat2.036his stated reason for attacking changes tho
Undertale but british
That’s Scottish, right lads?
@@ScytheledgendsYT
Am I right lads or am I right lads?
You are right lad
@@slimeboy_64 stole my thunder >:/
Fr
Frisk: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS, ARE YOU GOD?!
Sans: Pretty much mate.
(⌐■ ⌣ ■)
☞ ☞
(⌐■_■)
You will never believe this but I just paused at this wxact place in the 2h long video just to see if someone posted about it and youre second
@@xavierguilbault1800 I loved this shit when it first came out, especially with all the music actually in it.
Also Sans has to be like my favorite character in this, his voice is just too perfect and if I had a friend that sounded like him I'd be rolling on the floor daily.
Am I right lads or am I right lads?
@@rblx2341_6 You are right lad!!
"Am I right lads or am I right lads?"
"You are right lad!"
You are right lad😊
You are right lad!
You certainly are right lad
You are right lad
Thank ya lad
"Jokes on him i have a chocolate bar"
Can I have some?
child: *yoinks the chocolate bar*
Takes the chocolate bar from the kid and eats it
Flowey: HEY
@@Cyn12017That part made me laugh lol
Frisk: Tell Papyrus to kill himself
Sans: MATE...🤨
Frisk: Actually, tell him not to. 😅
"A plane with motion sickness? How did you even get a job?"
"With my mouth"
28:00
"So where's the vodka?"
"Oh I lied to get you in here."
"YOUSONOFABITCH!"
Gets me laughing every time 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: WOAH, this many likes for a funny quote? That’s crazy
Same XD
lololol
😂😂😂
I'm sans
I read this comment as I got to that part 😂
@@Taejmilienu
@@Taejmiliensame
2:29 "Sorry to hear about your divorce... call me-"
*video cuts to the next scene*
2:27
I’ve watched this series 3 times, once in 2018 once about a month ago and now, all of them were amazing
“How do I look?”
“Fucking Awful”
“My friend helped pick this dress out for me”
“Was your friend blind?”
💀
💀💀
TIMESTAMP 😭😭
@@AceofSpaceYT 53:21 I got you bro👍
if “if undertale was realistic the movie” was realistic. The kid would’ve fucking died from that fall.
I was asleep for half of this thinking it was a fever dream
Lol
Bro same
Bet you feel like how frisk felt at the start of the video huh?
@@Phoenix-kn8uk Yep! A talking flower and everything
I'm AWAKE for this, and it's still a fever dream.
I don’t know why, but flowey useing Childs parents as his roof made me laugh way to hard
HELP IM DYING BECAUSE AT 5:00 CHILD SAYS "i gotta get home soon or my dads gonna beat me and i dont wanna miss that."
YES LADS
GENDERLESS child, thank you.
@@SansTheSkeleton209YES LADS
Ahem it's a genderless child
35:03
Rare moment of Undyne having a seizure
1:44 "Do you really take children back to your house? 'Bit creepy, not gonna lie" William Afton be like:
💀
Does he take people back into his house, though?
NYEHEHEHEH KILL ME -Papyrus
Real
Real, best quote
Chara: *gladly =)*
@@chavianpileta6855OOOOHHHHHH-
@@chavianpileta6855 * player: *gladly =)*
Frisk: 'I'm also vegan, you should know that 🙄'
Also Frisk: 'THEY BETTER HAVE CHICKEN STRIPS IN THERE I SWEAR-'
Forgot their own writing, LoL!
Also said they could go for KFC and McDonald's lmao
Frisk got so hungry they didn’t care about anything
Most vegans be like:
@spooderderg4077De-Veganize ray!
Love Scott pilgrim
8:15 I’m pretty sure everyone has frisk’s reaction 😭 🙏
Too true 😂😂😂😂got me ded😂😂
"Dylan we talked about this do your chores or I'll put you back in the purgatory" "I hate you your not even my real mom" had me coughing and laughing at the same time
'Would like to hear the powers of Jesus Christ"
gets me dying all the time
screw it im peeing on this rock i dont even care
IS THIS ROCK TALKING TO ME?
oh my god thank you this was my favorite series from smashbits.
"A plane with motion sickness? How did you even get the job!?"
"With my mouth!" 💀
“Of course” -_-
Timestamp?
This is strangely well written going back to this years later. Definitely nostalgia, and some new good memories. Im glad i found this again.
Am i right, lads?
You are right, lad.
You r very right lad
That talking to the dummy scene made me crack up ngl.
33:57 Sans with a katana is honestly intimidating and funny at the same time lol
“You little shit, I’m gonna stab you so hard!”
“Froggit”
“Oh they’s so cute just kiddin mate”
Really the whole scene is great
Toriel looks like someone from an Elsagate video 💀
True lol
I remember these videos when they released years back, at that time funniest shit I've ever seen. But now definitely one of the funniest things after all those years.
Same here, now I can understand all the jokes properly and such. Funny damn series
Sameee
28:49 MY FREE VODKAAAA *Distraught*
58:17 acurate TRUE LAB expirience
Ha true
"You'll get that beach body in no time!"
"Really?"
"No, but do it anyway"😂
I love how flowey sounds like a drunk beer belly uncle raging over everything
21:50 the first appearance of a lad
“Am I right lads or am I right lads” - -_-
@@Aguywhoisweird”You are Right lad” - 🙂
@@twistedgabriel4774”cheers lad”
I would so love to see how they would animate Lisa the Painful in this kind of humor. Oh my goodness I would literally pay money to see that
9:20 “It’s the giraffe!” I love how proud he sounds saying that.
"Well, hello Mr. Genderless child!"
"That doesn't make sense. The whole point of it is that I'm genderless meaning I'm neither mr. or mrs. I'm a mysteryyyyy! ... End my life."
meet the cast:
scottshit sans
suicide rates up alphys
please disassemble papyrus
weird cat girl fish undyne
thirsty for snails thoriel
and netflix and kill flowey.
And alcoholic frisk
And freaky Monster Kid
LAD
“thoriel” HAHAHAHAHHAHA nice one
netflix and kill is actually so creative XD
0:47 "Kill or Kill- Kill or Kill bi- Wa ca nah say that"
“Why can’t I say that 🥺👉👈🌻”
“I’m a mystery (kill me now)” best quote ever
Man the nostalgia trip wore off QUICK. Frisk is the only character I can stand listening to in this.
You are wrong lad
Crazy nostalgia
Bratha when he said "we never seen them humans before, aside from p##n ofc" got me rolling on the floor
23:49 "oh hey there, bone face skeleton dude who buys free drinks and stuff"
"Good thanks mate
😂
@@Sansthelazybones2015 hey there buddy chum pal
@@SansTheSkeleton209 friend amigo I gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there
Am i drunk or did my skeleton leave me body?
@@Tottally-real-demoman probably drunk m8 knowing you
R.I.P LAD
2024-2024
Last Words: "You Are Right Lad!"
HE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN
Can we just appreciate that fact that Undyne loves ice cream THAT much? 😂
It's actually much funnier when sans is British apparently
I watched it in Russian at first, but that is better to be honest
@@shahlaralishanov3588you forgot to switch accounts
𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓑𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓲𝓼𝓱?
No, but it sounds more comedian than Russian
1:32:57 "AHHHH MATE" + the animation had me ROLLING 💀
GOT THAT RIGHT >
54:52 is quite literally me in a few Discord conversations
I won't explain why
Dang bro, same sometimes.
No that’s an entire server when I type a single letter by accident
There is a god, and he's me. -_-
Quagmire:Konichiwa Sex daiske Xiane
Konnichiwa s*x daisuki desu Ja ne!
-Japanese Quagmire
When nabstoblook puts on the music and frisk puts a gun at themselves got me laughing hard😂😂😂😂😂
7:01 "Jokes on 'him' I got a chocolate bar"
58:33 finally a Toby main character who actually used the sink
1:03:58 well that just got terrifying
Fr omg 😢
34:07
"whats the difference between a skeleton and a baby?"
"?"
"I don't set the skeleton on fire"
i fucking love this
"FROHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"It's based on a true story"
Sounds like the Stanley parable
"What the holy mother of christ on a bicycle is going on?" -flowey
I love the idea that every time genderless child says “lads” he is just talking to a lego figure that happens to be off screen or not visible to our naked eye unless they zoom in
after watching this in one sitting, i have found peace in this world. My third eye has opened and i have become enlitened to the true meaning of life.
I hope that one day, you too will become enlightened and join me in undertale heaven.
Oh, whats the meaning of life you ask? Well lets just say "you are right lad"
Now farewell mortals, i wish you nothing but peace.
You are right lad!
You are right lad!
You are right lad!
You are right lad!
No.
Chains are stupid.
bro thats the most realistic undertale I've ever seem " am i right lads or am i right" " yes lads"
you are right lad
@@Bendy189thanks lad
sorry LAD I won't be late again LAD ok LAD?
Pleasantly surprised this has remained extremely funny after all these years
55:22
Child: All I want if food and a massage. How about you, you wanna give me a massage?
Gaster: ✡︎ ☜︎ 💧︎(“Y E S” in Wingdings)
Child: You know what, nevermind.
"ugh being nice to people is horrible."
sans: thats why alcohol was invented
but why is that true tho
35:39
Undyne: Papyrus says hi by the way.
Genderless Giraffe Child: Tell him to kill himself.
Sans: MAAATE.
Genderless Giraffe Child: Tell him to don’t kill himself
1:53:15 frisk being an absolute badass
I love the vicious cycle we as a fan base have with this series, someone uploads this, it stays up for like 3 years, it gets taken down, and someone reuploads it then the cycle continues lmaoo
BINGO!!!!!!
53:20 “how do I look?” “Fucking awful”
Relatable
53:22
You wouldn't have to pay me to watch this in a theatre.
In fact I'd pay you to make sure i get to.
9:06 bro took "Time to take out the moon" to a whole another level
7:55 “ I SHAT ME SELF “
Iconic line
deep quote of the decade
2:10:15 "NOW IM MODERATELY ANGRY" what the hell is happening
Moderately angry sans fight ensues, lasts for less than 10 seconds
Then he gets stabbed in the ass
10/10 scene
1:37:11 Frisk was spitting BARS
Idk if I liked 1:37:04 or 1:38:24 more
IM CRYING "I DONT NEED TO BE RACIST BUT YOU WHITER THAN MY BALLSACK"
Eminem 2
This comment is to real
Why was the child drunk
Why not
My god I've aged so much since I last watched all of this and I get so many more jokes now, how the fuck did they make this so layered that you find more the more mature you get?
Yup ya got it
Me: Oh it's just a Sans
Sans: *Becomes Scottish*
Me: ANGUS THE SANS OF THE GREAT HIGHLANDS?!?!!?
Time?
gloryhammer flashbacks
38:14 / 2:17:20
Frisk: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS? ARE YOU GOD?!
Sans: Pretty much mate
Wow. Never did I excpect to have this random moment when I hear a common voice from Phoenix Wright - BS evolved suddenly appear in a true Undertale masterpiece.
This is peak I can’t stop watching it over and over again
my literal childhood in a 2 hour video, i can feel the nostalgia filled syringe pumping into my veins
i just realized… how would someone who’s genderless go to the bathroom?
R.I.P Lad he was a real lad
Edit: GUYS I'M FAMOUS!
Edit: Why you guys arguing in the comments?
R.I.P
You are right, lad.
Facts lad
@@Underfell_sandd it's lad mate not bro.
Lad 🗾
36:31 "i wont touch you i swear"
TRALALALA
Main cast of If Undertale Was Realistic in a nutshell:
Flowey - just likes to be photoshopped to make you die because he wants to be god but he wants you to watch his show (torture) and also sends you to underground heaven unless if you want to do the pacifist route basically automatically kill you, hates it when people ignores his evil plan.
Frisk - genderless child but acts like a adult(basically drinks.)
Toriel - snail lover, weird but that doesn't stop them from protecting the child(also a facebook mom.)
Papyrus - A stupid 17 immature year old but likes to feel love and gay and also likes to capture humans(also he gone too far with the final puzzle but genderless adult safely dodged them and also a brit.)
Sans - A basic troll who likes to shart and drinks, bad puns and also puts many bibles around his body incase he is about to get stabbed basically Jotaro Kujo(he is a brit like his young brother but is also serious because genderless adult might do genocide which happens in this story, mad if you kill something infront of him even if it's a bug.)
Undyne - fish, armor, catgirl and also ice cream...
Alphys - useless and she is dead soo... Wait, why is Jotaro with her?
Mettaton - very material girl and does not admit they are gay, monitor robot before robot but lets genderless adult go.
Asgore - flowers, just flowers, literally flowers, and also flowers, plays games in nintendo switch and is very weak if flowers gone(he is divorced.)
Asriel - Flowey but before reincarnated and a fricking god, and a child that has issues.
Chara - Awakened by genocide, hates it when name is prounced wrong, funny evil, but dies.
Lad - Yeah I don't need to explain him, am I right lads?
"Yes you are right, lad."
Giraffe parents - Somehow gave birth to a human, child does not care about them if they are in danger.
Mettaton is a guy
15:00 im using this as a bookmark
55:14 right when he said there is no god, I got an ad 💀
Same😭
frisk-BRO HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS ARE YOU GOD” sans- pretty much mate “ 38:20
1:04:33 if you didn't know, this whole thing was done in gmod. It's MEDICS fridge
1:27:33 sans is hilarious
1:17:26 LOL GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD THE WAY PAPYRUS WAS LIKE “YES”.”YES”
relateable
💀😁-YES. .YES-LMAO ITS STILL SO FUNNY
Sans really be scary tho. Tbh i would be nice if bro was looking at me like: •_0
“How do I look” “Fucking awful” is comedy gold
AM I RIGHT LADS, OR AM I RIGHT LADS🙏‼️
YOU ARE RIGHT LAD🗣🗣🗣
@AmyCraycraft thanks lads
YOU ARE RIGHT LAD
YOU ARE RIGHT LAD 🤑🤑🤑🤑
YOU ARE RIGHT LAAAAAADDDDDD
12:48 Monster Kid is Scraggy/Scraggy is Monster Kid confirmed
I swear I am going to go get drunk then watch this so it feels even more like a fever dream than it already does. (Joking)
Well, if you're not gonna do it, guess I will. Drinking game: the entirety of this video, except every time "lad" is said, every time someone dies, every time Frisk annoys someone/gets annoyed, and every time I laugh at the video, I take a drink. Pray for my survival.
@@casual_speedrunner1482 bro you wont last 5 minuetes
@@casual_speedrunner1482THE GENOCIDE RUN😂😂😂
flowey: jokes on him i got a chocolate bar
genderless child: YOOINK
So I’m 1:06:00 in right now and honestly if frisk goes on a Geno route after this I will legitimately root for them 💀