Babble of the Brainless Bots

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  • Опубліковано 14 лют 2018
  • Open the fridge bay doors, Jimmy.
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  • @tonuka6257
    @tonuka6257 6 років тому +2806

    2017: "Steven Hawking believes AI is humanity biggest threat"
    2018: "I have stood in bed"

    • @notoverwatch6991
      @notoverwatch6991 6 років тому +27

      T0nuk4 Steven Hawking is an idiot.

    • @leeshang6419
      @leeshang6419 6 років тому +10

      T0nuk4 Elon Musk believes AI is humanity's biggest threat too.

    • @Guymanbot97
      @Guymanbot97 6 років тому +67

      Are we seriously arguing about the Terminator scenario in a fucking Jerma video?

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 6 років тому +5

      Isn't this game several years old?

    • @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen
      @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen 6 років тому +13

      Lori do you by any chance watch Rick and Morty?

  • @Feylkon_
    @Feylkon_ 6 років тому +729

    "Open the pod bay doors, HAL!"
    "I am sorry, I was not programmed with an "open the pod bay doors", command. Would you like to teach it to me?"

    • @prezzo4991
      @prezzo4991 4 роки тому +28

      Finnicken “push clock into face. End”

    • @Americanspy-hn2kw
      @Americanspy-hn2kw 4 роки тому +25

      **Goes to pod doors** i h a v e s t o o d i n b e d

  • @JolloFan
    @JolloFan 6 років тому +2114

    "Jimmy" is the best possible name they could've chosen for a robot that understands nothing

    • @kozlorog
      @kozlorog 6 років тому +91

      "Jerma" would be perfect for the one learning to play games, using pseudo-neurological tree.

    • @BobofWOGGLE
      @BobofWOGGLE 6 років тому +39

      >pseudo
      the real roasts comin' out

    • @BurgerFred1
      @BurgerFred1 6 років тому +67

      That is not a monitor. That is sodium chloride.

    • @poopyjoe7883
      @poopyjoe7883 6 років тому +1

      JolloFan619 hey you're the grame gumps guy

    • @bugsimalone7431
      @bugsimalone7431 6 років тому

      Jimmy from South Park ahaha

  • @ARottenMuffin
    @ARottenMuffin 6 років тому +486

    "This isn't a computer, this is a monitor."
    Jerma getting schooled by the elementary AI that can't even stand lol

    • @ARottenMuffin
      @ARottenMuffin 3 роки тому +8

      yes

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 3 роки тому +19

      @@FatherNagic
      kinda shows that AI's just have really really bad autism lmao

  • @coolkatmehrfth
    @coolkatmehrfth 6 років тому +1551

    She sells seashells down by the Set set site Sam said as IETS at, you 80.

  • @spacekrill
    @spacekrill 6 років тому +1525

    *I H A V E S T O O D I N B E D .*

    • @kriegerdrako
      @kriegerdrako 6 років тому +81

      *S E T S E T S I T E S A M S A I D A S I E T S A T, Y O U 80*

    • @acfreak55
      @acfreak55 4 роки тому +13

      I am sorry I was not programmed with the stand command, would you like to teach it to me?

  • @Miltenization
    @Miltenization 6 років тому +308

    - I have learned how to stand. Would you like me to do it now?
    -Yes
    *walks away*

  • @SgtPepper291
    @SgtPepper291 6 років тому +407

    *I h a v e s t o o d i n b e d*

  • @ProStateExaminer
    @ProStateExaminer 6 років тому +724

    "Grab on shares grab old chairs".
    Words to live by.

    • @acfreak55
      @acfreak55 4 роки тому +27

      She sells seashells down by the Set set site Sam said as IETS at, you 80.

  • @onelividguardsman5681
    @onelividguardsman5681 6 років тому +885

    Michael is a talented communicator

  • @Scott713_
    @Scott713_ 6 років тому +530

    I have stood in bed.

    • @RoyRogerer
      @RoyRogerer 6 років тому +12

      He does know the past tense of the word... Yet he doesn't know what stand means.

    • @jopover
      @jopover 6 років тому

      your mom gay

  • @throwachair4574
    @throwachair4574 6 років тому +1468

    Jimmy for Jerma Rumble

    • @notoverwatch6991
      @notoverwatch6991 6 років тому +43

      Throw a Chair Michael too.

    • @throwachair4574
      @throwachair4574 6 років тому +26

      Well Michael will be in the Rumble, but he'll be controlling Jimmy outside the ring

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +17

      and jimmy will be holding two or more chairs

    • @44444444443333333222
      @44444444443333333222 6 років тому +2

      That'd be too unfair! Jimmy's AI would absolutely wreak the other AI in a WWE game.

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 6 років тому +5

      Quicksilver just tell him to stand on the bed, he'll search for a computer monitor and lose the match

  • @thischannelisdecommissioned
    @thischannelisdecommissioned 4 роки тому +85

    "This isn't a computer, this is a monitor"
    Oh no, artificial intelligence is developing sass

  • @SUP42356
    @SUP42356 6 років тому +228

    That lady that was just talking so i need to learn the game needs to be on the next jerma rumble

  • @palmid7564
    @palmid7564 6 років тому +748

    Michael it's your birthday today!

    • @grimbo2768
      @grimbo2768 6 років тому +29

      Celebrate and eat some cake!

    • @ALucienLachance
      @ALucienLachance 6 років тому +95

      Cake and ice-cream is on its way!

    • @Cr4zyD4vEe
      @Cr4zyD4vEe 6 років тому +9

      Cake and icecream is on its way

    • @Gunblastz
      @Gunblastz 6 років тому +74

      And Michael, you're such a good boy this year

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 6 років тому +71

      Open up your gifts while we all cheer

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 років тому +1036

    This is what Advanced AI will looks like 50 years from now

    • @TheEthanGamer
      @TheEthanGamer 6 років тому +59

      "I have stood in bed."

    • @sheela6943
      @sheela6943 6 років тому

      I wonder if it'd've been any different if he'd said, "Walk to the object that I am talking about."

    • @arisenleaf
      @arisenleaf 6 років тому +7

      I’m sorry Mr. StickMaster500 I do not understand.

    • @claymeistereu
      @claymeistereu 6 років тому

      WELL WE'RE FUCKED!

    • @Guymanbot97
      @Guymanbot97 6 років тому +5

      Jerma or the robot? Cause either way we are fucked.

  • @hugohugohugohugo4800
    @hugohugohugohugo4800 6 років тому +584

    my name is actually *god*

  • @Xzeihoranth
    @Xzeihoranth 6 років тому +169

    The robot is Jerma when he tries listening to Twitch chat.

  • @defiantlyrealjesustrue2678
    @defiantlyrealjesustrue2678 4 роки тому +39

    Michael is such a good boy this year, command your robot, while we all fear

  • @9wattcat
    @9wattcat 6 років тому +157

    This was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @screamingcactus1753
    @screamingcactus1753 6 років тому +221

    Who wants Jimmy in the next Jerma Rumble? I think he's earned his place.

  • @SomersBugtopia
    @SomersBugtopia 6 років тому +61

    This is the definition of second hand frustration.

  • @vegas_8923
    @vegas_8923 6 років тому +46

    Black Mirror: Season 5

  • @NekroMansher
    @NekroMansher 6 років тому +59

    What a Dictation Disaster.

  • @_Smorg
    @_Smorg 6 років тому +64

    Truly, a terrifying step towards a society being controlled by robots

  • @JustBackgroundNoise
    @JustBackgroundNoise 2 роки тому +8

    Someone got off the phone with an CVS phone robot and thought "this would make an amazing video game."

  • @zath6425
    @zath6425 6 років тому +43

    Ahhh..... that title took me back to the good old days.

  • @maggotthemadman8142
    @maggotthemadman8142 6 років тому +48

    Good to know they have the same fucking city play rug I had when I was 5 in the future. What a time to be alive.

    • @alma3884052
      @alma3884052 6 років тому +5

      Listen to me, son, I am your dad! No, I am not your dad, can I have your rug so I can give it to my actual son?

  • @themonster8887
    @themonster8887 6 років тому +33

    What a fucking card counter

  • @filipernus
    @filipernus 2 роки тому +10

    god if it was anybody else playing this game this would've been miserable to watch

  • @elisionite2629
    @elisionite2629 3 роки тому +4

    This is gonna be Jeremy in 2064, yelling at his AI Nursebot 3000.

  • @dingus1787
    @dingus1787 6 років тому +152

    there better be a truck punchline in this

    • @tailsdolllll
      @tailsdolllll 6 років тому

      Eyyy meme director fancy seein u here

  • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
    @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username 6 років тому +441

    Did Jerma really spell out "sit" as "S I E T"???

    • @BFTurtledoves
      @BFTurtledoves 6 років тому +18

      it's voice-to-text, he doesn't type anything

    • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
      @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username 6 років тому +188

      i mean, i am very aware, but he said "S I E T" with his fucking voice

    • @Casshio
      @Casshio 6 років тому +13

      im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
      Yes, because he was frustrated.
      He said "sit" a bunch of times and the voice recognition kept understanding "set".

    • @IronicHavoc
      @IronicHavoc 4 роки тому +7

      @Jimmy De'Souza No he had already gotten it to type "site". I think he was spelling sit but confused himself. He's done similar stuff where he's added extra letters to simple words when spelling them out loud vefore.

  • @BoomBoyBooms
    @BoomBoyBooms 6 років тому +99

    I am so upset that this is only 10 minutes long

    • @MisterSpinalzo
      @MisterSpinalzo 6 років тому +3

      Conor Lane the whole 2nd part of that stream is missing, I hope Mack delivers

    • @jackthemysterious360
      @jackthemysterious360 5 років тому +5

      You'd be better off watching the actual stream. I think it can be found on the Jerma/Ster Stream Archive channel here on UA-cam. It's only around 30 minutes.

    • @jackthemysterious360
      @jackthemysterious360 5 років тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/yDmp9IbF4Qs/v-deo.html

    • @rashs6302
      @rashs6302 Рік тому

      @@jackthemysterious360 what game is this called

  • @thewallofguns550
    @thewallofguns550 6 років тому +65

    Jerma is a very talented real human being

  • @galileanmoonz
    @galileanmoonz 2 роки тому +4

    5:46 holy shit. way he said "wanker" made me have a laugh attack

  • @Fluffledump
    @Fluffledump 6 років тому +29

    Can't wait to see Jimmy in the next Jerma rumble

  • @dragooner1957
    @dragooner1957 6 років тому +56

    miniature man shouts at his robosapien caught on camera (he stands in his bed)

  • @mrbummble4570
    @mrbummble4570 6 років тому +51

    The title is a nice callback.

    • @kaktusovsok
      @kaktusovsok 6 років тому +4

      glad someone else noticed as well

    • @damagkveikov
      @damagkveikov 6 років тому +3

      If you got the reference, you're e l i t e fan

  • @TehSteakMann
    @TehSteakMann 6 років тому +76

    Holy shit I haven’t laughed that hard in a while

  • @Phhase
    @Phhase 6 років тому +18

    Well, we found the next Rumble Contestant.

  • @skywalker_-787
    @skywalker_-787 6 років тому +22

    I have stood in bed

  • @brucehallgren1678
    @brucehallgren1678 6 років тому +16

    Man, I love that streamer who THAT LADY WHO WAS JUST TALKING SO I NEED TO LEARN THE GAME

  • @imbetterthanyou6927
    @imbetterthanyou6927 6 років тому +18

    Nostalgia attack from the title.

  • @olevik2005
    @olevik2005 3 роки тому +3

    "I have stood in bed." killed me

  • @SergioSource
    @SergioSource 6 років тому +72

    S I E T

  • @DeslikKarcasso
    @DeslikKarcasso 6 років тому +23

    This is comedy gold right here

    • @LiefTheBeef
      @LiefTheBeef 6 років тому

      Rei Tachibana Everything Jerma does is comedy gold

  • @CaptPanOfSteel
    @CaptPanOfSteel 6 років тому +3

    "My name is not Michael, it is god"
    (2001: a space odessey)(1968)

  • @toasterenthusiast8023
    @toasterenthusiast8023 2 роки тому +7

    He finally understands how it feels to be in chat while he's playing any fps game

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt Рік тому +7

    "Put down the chair!"
    "Where should I put it?"
    "Oh the ground."
    *picks up second chair*
    Isn't AI amazing?

  • @gravuun5753
    @gravuun5753 6 років тому +97

    why you gotta hurt my feelings with these titles that call back to the happy times ;~;

    • @tomjackal5708
      @tomjackal5708 6 років тому +15

      rip truck punchline
      rip 2fast2quick

    • @gravuun5753
      @gravuun5753 6 років тому +8

      Stevean2
      And you think I'm the mad one
      lol

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 6 років тому +6

      You insulted someone for wishing a comedy duo was still together, over completely unconfirmed *speculation* none of us that aren't Jerma and/or Star can concretely prove.
      I think it's easy to see who the real kid/fanboy/fangirl here is. You have NO idea what the real situation is, none of us do, nor is it any our business (as they've clearly chosen to not be transparent with it and keep their private lives, well, private.), yet you formed an opinion on it enough to blame someone AND insult everyone who doesn't think Star is the incarnation of Satan's anus.

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 6 років тому +5

      It is unconfirmed. All we know are bare minimum snippets from some streams where it's even hard to tell if Star is being serious or the sarcastic snark he usually is.
      Actually, here's the funny thing, the most direct and straightforward information we've had from this comes from Jerma himself, and it's him talking about how they just don't talk anymore all that much, they talked a couple months ago semi-recently, but other than that they just don't talk anymore and there is, direct quote from Jerma here, no "FUCK THAT GUY" thing going on. I can find you that clip if you want me to. But I guess it'd be easier for you to go "REEEE STAR FANBOYS REEEEEEEE".
      Besides, I don't even like Star. I haven't even watched Star since like before Halloween.

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 6 років тому +7

      So you're gonna ignore the actual concrete information coming from Jerma himself and keep believing in complete out of context drama bait, and then continue to virtue signal? Jesus Christ that's... kinda disgusting.
      I'm not justifying ANYTHING, I'm literally fucking relaying what Jerma said. In fact, here's the clip: clips.twitch.tv/HyperUnsightlyChickpeaRickroll

  • @GetAllYouDeserve
    @GetAllYouDeserve 6 років тому +16

    Nearly pissed myself watching this.

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 5 років тому +6

    This was by far the funniest Jerma stream I've ever watched and it made me laugh so hard my body hurt afterward

  • @r3p3at78
    @r3p3at78 6 років тому +16

    I really like the subtle hints towards your older videos Jerma

    • @Prenroke
      @Prenroke 6 років тому

      R3P3AT It really is so great how he subtlety hints at the golden age of Jerma and Star_ in his titles, like "Jerma is glad part G" and this video

  • @Knorkrax
    @Knorkrax 6 років тому +469

    Watch your profanity, Michael. You have such a short temper.

    • @sir3543
      @sir3543 6 років тому +18

      Watch'yo profamity.

    • @GibusWearingMann
      @GibusWearingMann 6 років тому +19

      My name is not Michael, it is GOD.

    • @Fixided
      @Fixided 6 років тому +2

      thechucknorrisofNSMB
      Hi, I'm sorry, Michael.

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm 6 років тому +8

    This is that shit bro team played. He fucking circumsized the robot.

    • @puhhhhh
      @puhhhhh 6 років тому +1

      i like them slumjams if we talking music or just beats overall

  • @SpacyCV
    @SpacyCV 6 років тому +39

    2ndJerma is referencing Jerma985 now i guess

    • @Avossk
      @Avossk 6 років тому +20

      I know right its almost like they're the same person

    • @doggosuki
      @doggosuki 6 років тому

      that's ridiculous

    • @Zoronii
      @Zoronii 6 років тому +4

      Tfw my favorite UA-camr is stealing my second favorite UA-camr's titles

  • @maciejw1263
    @maciejw1263 6 років тому +25

    Man the subtle tf2 reference game is strong as hecc!

  • @gibustheinfamous
    @gibustheinfamous 6 років тому +15

    I read this as "battle of the brainless bots" and mistook this as a reupload

  • @AB-kb7eo
    @AB-kb7eo 2 роки тому +5

    Jerma984 teaching Jerma985 how to act as a human being

  • @thunka8033
    @thunka8033 6 років тому +12

    Jimmy is so proud of himself

  • @ChrisNinjaEagle
    @ChrisNinjaEagle Рік тому +2

    Only Jerma can make being trapped in the tutorial with a stupid robot hilarious.

  • @Zero_Shift
    @Zero_Shift 6 років тому +31

    This game is so hillariously bad. Love it. It's like Jerma has a kid that doesnt listen

  • @zeubersandvitch8882
    @zeubersandvitch8882 6 років тому +10

    You already told me your name is *GOD*

  • @hejgustavful
    @hejgustavful 6 років тому +4

    I NEED more of this.

  • @schwefelkamm1457
    @schwefelkamm1457 6 років тому +4

    This is now among one of my favorite videos

  • @majora4prez543
    @majora4prez543 6 років тому +5

    6:28 me when anyone tries to talk to me about sports

  • @rastabananaman206
    @rastabananaman206 6 років тому +5

    Lol nice throwback to such a classic Jerma video with the title :P

  • @cogumelomods
    @cogumelomods 6 років тому +5

    MY NAME IS NOT MICHAEL MY NAME IS G O D

  • @skywalker_-787
    @skywalker_-787 6 років тому +11

    i haven't laughed so hard in ages

  • @omyyer
    @omyyer 6 років тому +9

    This got a lot of laughs out of me

  • @Joe-dy7bb
    @Joe-dy7bb 6 років тому +6

    This takes place after the plague hit.

  • @gurgo7226
    @gurgo7226 6 років тому +1

    This was soo funny that I had cough attacks the whole video and I had lots of snot coming out of my nose because I'm very sick. Thanks for making me laugh and damaging my throat Michael.

  • @peachy5637
    @peachy5637 6 років тому +3

    I thought I had seen this video before somewhere but I just remembered that I had watched the stream on/off so it had felt like I watched the video on youtube.

  • @angeri93
    @angeri93 6 років тому +6

    PUT DOWN THE CHAIR, JIMMY.

  • @GatsbyMusic
    @GatsbyMusic 6 років тому +5

    Stop pulling my heart strings short man

  • @ultimategrungo
    @ultimategrungo 5 років тому +2

    "Smash when da with chair"

  • @Mr.Friendly.Ghost.Riley1
    @Mr.Friendly.Ghost.Riley1 6 років тому +1

    “Right. Set set site Sam said IETS at, you 60” i lost it

  • @ultraviolet_C
    @ultraviolet_C 6 років тому +6

    Tiny streamer abuses innocent robot

  • @uniiiiforestia6706
    @uniiiiforestia6706 3 роки тому +4

    The game knew from the start that it's going to be Jerma playing it, even the robot is called Jimmy lmao

  • @Favmir
    @Favmir 6 років тому +19

    It's this title an old reference?

  • @Komegatze
    @Komegatze 6 років тому +4

    please do more of these

  • @GravityAntiCat
    @GravityAntiCat 6 років тому +6

    This stream was fucking beautiful live.

  • @sodaesq.6366
    @sodaesq.6366 6 років тому +2

    "My name is not Michael, it is GOD."
    "I am sorry, Michael."

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 4 роки тому +2

    God I wish he played more of this lol

  • @OldCouches
    @OldCouches 3 роки тому +3

    This title is amazing. Whoever runs the second channel deserves a medal for this one

  • @thepiemonk8
    @thepiemonk8 6 років тому

    PLEASE play more of this

  • @foob2066
    @foob2066 4 роки тому

    I know this is 2 years ago, but I found this video moments ago and I am dying form laughter.

  • @kiryu-chan8390
    @kiryu-chan8390 6 років тому +7

    i have stood in bed.

  • @Deliveredmean42
    @Deliveredmean42 Рік тому +4

    Things sure had change since then.

  • @beak_on_bong
    @beak_on_bong 3 роки тому +4

    My first jerma stream

  • @builtdifferent3311
    @builtdifferent3311 6 років тому +3

    Me : Put that down jimmy
    Jimmy : Where ?
    Me : Anywhere
    Jimmy : Where is anywhere?
    Me : God damn it Jimmy

  • @decoy3418
    @decoy3418 6 років тому +1

    "Good, grab on shares grab old chairs, me"

  • @1un4cy
    @1un4cy 6 років тому +2

    the callback in the name
    now we just need a truck punchline

  • @vienna4516
    @vienna4516 6 років тому +7

    This was so funny live

  • @Ahmadabdal_
    @Ahmadabdal_ 6 років тому

    PLEASE FOT THE LOVE OF GOD DO MORE OF THIS

  • @ziffelkid1445
    @ziffelkid1445 6 років тому

    This is the hardest I’ve laughed at any video in a while

  • @johnronald9767
    @johnronald9767 6 років тому

    More please that was funny as hell

  • @shiftymiata
    @shiftymiata 6 років тому

    This has to be the funniest thing I've seen in years

  • @cheshire_cat_works
    @cheshire_cat_works Рік тому +1

    It took me so long to find this video, wtf 😭