Why 50% of Sloths Die While Pooping

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    Written by Madeleine Daniell
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    Editing by Jose Gamez

КОМЕНТАРІ • 662

  • @makedragonagegreatagain3148
    @makedragonagegreatagain3148 3 роки тому +1424

    The fact that there's a lizard slow enough to get caught and eaten by a sloth is mind blowing.

    • @tisscience5693
      @tisscience5693 3 роки тому +133

      when you look dead as a rock with moss growing on you, you have camouflage like a ninja

    • @MarmoMossBoll
      @MarmoMossBoll 3 роки тому +11

      @Bryce Twyning turtle is what there reffering to. I think

    • @Mooffgamesgamer
      @Mooffgamesgamer 3 роки тому +5

      @@MarmoMossBoll do you even know what your saying?

    • @MarmoMossBoll
      @MarmoMossBoll 3 роки тому +3

      @@Mooffgamesgamer oui

    • @BOAYang
      @BOAYang 3 роки тому +1

      Nature’s L

  • @notoriousbigmoai1125
    @notoriousbigmoai1125 3 роки тому +826

    Sloth got nerfed very hard from their giant prehistoric ancestors.

    • @iamtheonewhotalksbutyoucan5781
      @iamtheonewhotalksbutyoucan5781 3 роки тому +41

      You watch tierzoo too?

    • @DrKFC69
      @DrKFC69 3 роки тому +65

      Went from one of the best builds in the game, to one of the worst ones.

    • @commandergree
      @commandergree 3 роки тому +26

      @@iamtheonewhotalksbutyoucan5781 who doesn't?

    • @alanivar2752
      @alanivar2752 3 роки тому +2

      humans suck

    • @ViraLCyclopes
      @ViraLCyclopes 3 роки тому +16

      The sloth finally had a chance to retire after winning one of the world championships so they finally decided to settle down

  • @kingjiggle4th789
    @kingjiggle4th789 3 роки тому +957

    Just a reminder giant ground sloths went extinct while tree sloths are somehow still around

    • @FeedMeSalt
      @FeedMeSalt 3 роки тому +106

      Humans. We killed nearly every large mammal we found. Id be willing too bet some form of us took them down. No clue if we existed at the same time but i cant see anything other then a drastic climate change taking them out.

    • @cretaetjuju906
      @cretaetjuju906 3 роки тому +70

      @@FeedMeSalt We killed almost all mega fauna like your said, and giant sloth died when we arrived to their land, so we killed them too

    • @domehammer
      @domehammer 3 роки тому +20

      @@FeedMeSalt No... humans lived alongside mega fauna for a very long time. Too long to of made us the main reason.

    • @alanivar2752
      @alanivar2752 3 роки тому +41

      @@FeedMeSalt yup. ground sloths went extinct shortly after humans arrived in south america, along with an entire order of ungulates, dire wolves, 2 species of cave bear, glyptodonts, and a fuckton of other things

    • @tonytwinkletoes3149
      @tonytwinkletoes3149 3 роки тому +26

      @@domehammer i mean we also lived along side western black rhinos, southern black rhinos, and north Eastern black rhinos for a good while but we caused them to go extinct too.. so your point is completely foolish humans did cause them to go extinct it just took some time, can't kill every large animal in a day and all

  • @michealdrake3421
    @michealdrake3421 3 роки тому +375

    Hummingbirds are another one that goes into torpor. In fact, hummingbirds do it for the opposite reason: their metabolisms are ridiculously fast. Since they literally live on sugar water, they burn through calories almost as fast as they consume them, meaning their lives are basically a constant search for food, and if they go without for too long, they go into torpor. It's actually the only way they sleep. They literally only have two speeds: off and on

    • @xokotoni8685
      @xokotoni8685 3 роки тому +30

      they die if they go without food for 10 minutes straight, lol

    • @memperkasaya2078
      @memperkasaya2078 3 роки тому +9

      He should do a video on hummingbirds next

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 3 роки тому +11

      @@xokotoni8685 Well, obviously they don't, lol. If you're interested, here's an article all about it, but the short of it is that torpor slows their metabolism enough that they wake up with enough energy to get them some breakfast.
      www.fws.gov/nwrs/threecolumn.aspx?id=2147491782
      Hummingbirds are native to most of the southern and coastal United States. If you put out a feeder you're practically guaranteed to get some. They especially like feeders because, again, their lives are spent constantly feeding, and any given flower patch is only in bloom for a couple of weeks, tops. Meanwhile, a feeder is always there and always full.

    • @SpaghettiToaster
      @SpaghettiToaster 3 роки тому +12

      @@michealdrake3421 Makes you wonder, assuming humans stay around for long enough, if Hummingbirds will evolve to take advantage of feeders by becoming bulkier and less agile and just camp at the feeder. It would be funny if this led to these subspecies just evolving back to something that looks like a normal bird.

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 3 роки тому +13

      Oh, one more thing. If you put up a hummingbird feeder, don't use store bought nectar, especially the red stuff. The red dye is really bad for them. Instead, just boil some water in a pot and stir in sugar at a ratio of 2 parts water to 1 part sugar. Any excess can be stored in the refrigerator

  • @Kimri
    @Kimri 3 роки тому +266

    I can never get enough of people absolutely shitting on sloths so that, hopefully, they can finally realize the problem and start working on it.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 роки тому +22

      Nah sloths are gonna go extinct because they’re that dumb

    • @BobBob-tr7wi
      @BobBob-tr7wi 3 роки тому +8

      Heres to hoping that there is a hidden ground sloth somewhere in the world still

    • @Kimri
      @Kimri 3 роки тому

      @@justarandomcharizardonyout5056 Did you watch the video you're commenting on?

    • @srbtlevse16
      @srbtlevse16 3 роки тому +1

      sloths were much more diversified before and some species were op like the giant ground sloths

    • @tomkrawec
      @tomkrawec 3 роки тому

      @@brianisme6498 Humans are going to go extinct eventually as well. Possibly that will be because of the same reason.

  • @martiny6620
    @martiny6620 3 роки тому +352

    Imagine going to the toilet and a murderer is, half of the time, waiting for you to do so

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 роки тому +20

      Imagine IT clown but this time they crawl through the toilet

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 3 роки тому +57

      They don’t die every second time they poop. But 50% of the times they get killed by predators, it’s because they pooped. That’s as if people pooping in the middle of the road were responsible for 50% of the traffic casualties.

    • @martiny6620
      @martiny6620 3 роки тому +3

      @@nablamakabama488 Thats what i meant

    • @chuniyana
      @chuniyana 3 роки тому

      Are you talking about Polnareff from JoJo?

    • @xero4479
      @xero4479 3 роки тому +4

      Schrodinger's toilet?

  • @user-nd9re8vr6l
    @user-nd9re8vr6l 3 роки тому +325

    The fact that they haven't gone extinct is a miracle lol

    • @user-fje4ztx46no86
      @user-fje4ztx46no86 3 роки тому +4

      you could say the same for humans :D

    • @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263
      @youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 3 роки тому +33

      @@user-fje4ztx46no86 we have intelligence. So nope

    • @user-fje4ztx46no86
      @user-fje4ztx46no86 3 роки тому +35

      @@youtubedeletedmyaccountlma2263 we are so smart, that we knowingly and willingly destroy what keeps us all alive. If that's not a cry for help...

    • @someone-vg9pq
      @someone-vg9pq 3 роки тому +4

      @@user-fje4ztx46no86 I wish humans don't cede exist else who will still argue that yetis are real

    • @user-fje4ztx46no86
      @user-fje4ztx46no86 3 роки тому +1

      @@someone-vg9pq you sure have a weird structure of your profile. retweak those algorithms, it's not very good.

  • @guccibanana0910
    @guccibanana0910 3 роки тому +162

    “mom, how did uncle die?”
    “he took a shit”

  • @12kenbutsuri
    @12kenbutsuri 3 роки тому +142

    Why dont they just go do the bathroom when they fall, that would be two birds in one stone.

    • @GiantsRTheBest1
      @GiantsRTheBest1 3 роки тому +43

      Imagine they fall so they take the time to go all the way up just to go right back down to poop. Then you get murdered by a Jaguar

    • @konan8353
      @konan8353 3 роки тому +14

      It would only take one sloth to just not leave the tree to shit and he'd totally outcompete the others, hopefully spreading his genes

    • @Marceloloeite
      @Marceloloeite 3 роки тому +5

      Maybe they're not feeling the need at the moment. Just like you don't poop everytime you enter the bathroom... I hope

    • @just_radical
      @just_radical 3 роки тому +2

      @@konan8353 Apparently he'd be unable to find the girl sloths without going down the ground and smelling their shit to know when they're in the mood tho.

    • @michaelhanford8139
      @michaelhanford8139 2 роки тому

      So am i straight, concluding that sloths do, then, indeed pee from the trees?
      Seems a bit messier to oneself than loosing a dookie while hanging from a branch...I'm confused...feel like the vid left US hanging a little bit on the whole pee angle.🤷😅😂

  • @milobrown3470
    @milobrown3470 3 роки тому +50

    You've heard of Elf on a Shelf... now get ready for Moth on a Sloth

  • @eitan7222
    @eitan7222 3 роки тому +69

    so basically they’re the west hemispheres version of the koala lmao

  • @Matfridt
    @Matfridt 3 роки тому +42

    I've been laughing for almost 15 minutes at that hilarious dumbass facial expression of the one sloth crawling around on the ground, this is absolute comedy lmaoooo

  • @Flamme-Sanabi
    @Flamme-Sanabi 3 роки тому +40

    Man... I still have nostalgia when Sloths used to be top tier in the tierlist.

  • @dirandrous7682
    @dirandrous7682 3 роки тому +256

    Sloths are still better than koalas.

    • @Kimri
      @Kimri 3 роки тому +59

      Koalas are the proof that God exists and therefore, must be consciously choosing for them to continue their existence.

    • @yungizeak6208
      @yungizeak6208 3 роки тому +7

      No

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 роки тому +28

      At least koalas can actually defend themselves to a degree. Sloths literally can’t.

    • @BobBob-tr7wi
      @BobBob-tr7wi 3 роки тому +14

      @@brianisme6498 Koalas are also somewhat fast, when they try to be

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 3 роки тому +8

      @@brianisme6498 ummm, you can see the scythes they have for claws, right? If you piss a sloth off, they can and will do damage.

  • @Oman11112
    @Oman11112 3 роки тому +123

    Funny moment my cats name is sebastian and when he said his name for the sloth he immediately came over and watched the video with me haha

  • @neithancaban109
    @neithancaban109 3 роки тому +42

    God looked at megatherium and said "no more"

    • @neithancaban109
      @neithancaban109 3 роки тому +1

      @@commandergree but it is a giant ground sloth wich is what the joke is based on

  • @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube
    @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube 3 роки тому +58

    So basically, sloths are just a step above the people who leave their clothes in the drier for hours...in a shared laundromat.
    Yeah, you know who this is about. Go get your clothes already.

    • @Smile0x0
      @Smile0x0 2 роки тому +2

      *sigh* fineee I'll do it. Give me like 5 minutes

  • @madeleine3548
    @madeleine3548 3 роки тому +142

    wow I didn't realize they'd be beef in the scientific community over sloths pooping

    • @Radnugget
      @Radnugget 3 роки тому +15

      Science can have a lot of people fighting over an idea, it's hilarious to read when you find a few scientist feuding

    • @myothersoul1953
      @myothersoul1953 3 роки тому +3

      beef is what science is all about

    • @MuscarV2
      @MuscarV2 3 роки тому

      There'd*
      You edited your comment but somehow didn't realize that misstake? How does that even happen? Hilariously idiotic.

    • @madeleine3548
      @madeleine3548 3 роки тому +9

      @@MuscarV2 mistake*

    • @stevendaniell7419
      @stevendaniell7419 3 роки тому +1

      @@madeleine3548 Hee haw, George Bailey!

  • @rocketrooster2410
    @rocketrooster2410 3 роки тому +32

    Fun thing is, in german they are indeed named after the amount of their fingers

  • @yoursotruly
    @yoursotruly 3 роки тому +40

    A survival strategy based on dumb luck, dum-de-dum, hope nothing bad happens cause I'm too cute to die. Actually, biting into a sloth sounds pretty unappetizing with up to a third consisting of simmering leaf stew and there isn't much meat on the bones. The meat is probably poor quality due to the diet and you have to fight your way through that nasty hair.
    I'd say, it isn't worth the effort of pulling it out of the tree for tigers and human hunters alike, and hanging under the branches makes it hard for the harpies so they manage to get by under the radar.

    • @drinkxyz
      @drinkxyz 3 роки тому +8

      Sloths are actually the biggest part of the harpy diet, although that doesn't mean it's their favorite.

  • @niilovaananen3215
    @niilovaananen3215 3 роки тому +28

    "Gangly swampgremlin limbs" damn you didn't have to do him like that

  • @phg3646
    @phg3646 3 роки тому +78

    "Scientists measure their spead not in miles/h but in feet/min."
    This is like the worst joke I have ever heard.
    Scientists use m/s.

    • @LapisPebble
      @LapisPebble 3 роки тому

      It's a good joke, you just don't understand

    • @valcan321
      @valcan321 3 роки тому +4

      cOMMUNIST FOUND

    • @shebahammy
      @shebahammy 3 роки тому +1

      Comminusim

    • @AdamCorley316
      @AdamCorley316 3 роки тому +5

      Only communists use the metric system.

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 3 роки тому +3

      @@AdamCorley316 So, literally almost the entire planet?

  • @sebastianthesloth8118
    @sebastianthesloth8118 3 роки тому +87

    Thanks for explaining my biology also this took me 3 hours to write

    • @Zachariahtoms
      @Zachariahtoms 3 роки тому +3

      Did you start writing the comment before the video was uploaded

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 роки тому +1

      If it took you 3 hours to right that. Did you explaining how long it took, took another hour or two!

    • @UTKETCHUP
      @UTKETCHUP 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine having autocorrect on some day

  • @user-lv2yo5vh4c
    @user-lv2yo5vh4c 3 роки тому +31

    But hey, atleast they're not *Koalas*

    • @SlapstickGenius23
      @SlapstickGenius23 3 роки тому

      Sloths! I don’t mind these ugly cute guys.

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 роки тому +5

      At least they don’t feed they’re babies poop like koalas do

    • @dave_sic1365
      @dave_sic1365 3 роки тому

      @@brianisme6498 or poison themself every day 😂

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 роки тому

      @@dave_sic1365 koalas can actually digest the eucalyptus leaves. They’re the only one of 3 specie

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 3 роки тому +1

      @@brianisme6498 yeah, except eucalyptus literally provides no energy. Koalas eat a food that gives them no energy, and if you took a leaf off and put it on a plate, it would starve to death. Koalas are genuinely a failure at existence

  • @Theautismvideo
    @Theautismvideo 3 роки тому +8

    Sloths: the most USELESS animals of all!
    Pandas: "I take that personally!"

  • @sdmoparmaninsd6713
    @sdmoparmaninsd6713 3 роки тому +7

    "Hey, have you seen Brenda lately? I heard she's been pooping alot lately" - *Other sloth* - "Hawt"

  • @paulspunkt959
    @paulspunkt959 3 роки тому +5

    In german we call a sloth „faultier“ - which means „lazy animal“

  • @sayonaramusic2104
    @sayonaramusic2104 3 роки тому +8

    Jagwire, yes

  • @deformem6622
    @deformem6622 3 роки тому +9

    4:15 - Bruh, you destroyed the whole concept of veganism

  • @robertsteel3563
    @robertsteel3563 3 роки тому +5

    A couple of years ago in my History class, My Teacher (Mr. Wates) told me that Sloths were sent to earth by Aliens!

    • @smickothesmickest
      @smickothesmickest 3 роки тому +1

      Thats a bad teacher if they actually LIE to their students man.

    • @mlgodzilla4206
      @mlgodzilla4206 3 роки тому +1

      I wouldn’t be surprised,they’re bad at living on earth

  • @Soclever
    @Soclever 3 роки тому +14

    A science channel that uses imperial units is always funny to me.

    • @konan8353
      @konan8353 3 роки тому +2

      It's like NASA using a dollar store ruler to make their spaceship component measurements

    • @kentbenedict2005
      @kentbenedict2005 3 роки тому

      I don't know why America is still using the imperial system rather than the metric one.

    • @mr.randomgamer888
      @mr.randomgamer888 3 роки тому +1

      @@kentbenedict2005 costs too much to change and people are too used to imperial

    • @kentbenedict2005
      @kentbenedict2005 3 роки тому

      @@mr.randomgamer888 Well.....countries that is still using it that is but oh well.....

    • @mr.randomgamer888
      @mr.randomgamer888 3 роки тому

      @@kentbenedict2005 yeah, they actually tried to change before but nature was like "lol no" and sunk the ship they brought the measurements on in the old days

  • @levikoole6517
    @levikoole6517 3 роки тому +6

    please use the matrix system

    • @Fixer_Su3ana
      @Fixer_Su3ana 3 роки тому

      Slohs travel at the speed of one nanoneo.

  • @melissaa3017
    @melissaa3017 3 роки тому +38

    As a french person, I use metric and I can certify that Europe is indeed communist

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 роки тому +9

      As an Australian I can confirm we and our great kangaroo overlords are communist.

    • @ultraviolet7838
      @ultraviolet7838 3 роки тому +1

      @@brianisme6498 what about the emus?

    • @brianisme6498
      @brianisme6498 3 роки тому +4

      @@ultraviolet7838 the emus are the kangaroos foot soldiers. They’re the ones that keep the people in line. It’s why we lost a war to them.

    • @kentbenedict2005
      @kentbenedict2005 3 роки тому

      Well..........half of Europe that is.

    • @ultraviolet7838
      @ultraviolet7838 3 роки тому +3

      @@brianisme6498 so you now live in a kangaroo-ruled dictatorship?

  • @MasamuneChad
    @MasamuneChad 3 роки тому +24

    Had anyone ever tried to give a sloth caffeine?

    • @drinkxyz
      @drinkxyz 3 роки тому +7

      I wonder if they like coca leaves.

  • @jazzcorneille7439
    @jazzcorneille7439 3 роки тому +8

    Sloths are just animals that choose to change back to the plantkingdom

    • @doritos4956
      @doritos4956 3 роки тому +2

      "this whole mobility thing is overrated"

    • @akiramiller9025
      @akiramiller9025 3 роки тому

      We have a shit ton of animals that look like plants in the ocean

  • @vincentx2850
    @vincentx2850 3 роки тому +3

    Low metabolic rate is EXACTLY the adaptation for a low nutrient diet...

  • @mandalor45
    @mandalor45 3 роки тому +9

    its convenient that the sloth both need to poop and fall from the trees once a week

  • @cristianromo2441
    @cristianromo2441 3 роки тому +5

    Sloths are very interesting creatures. Somewhere I read that scientists and biologist study their skin because like mentioned in the video, they harbor a cocktail of bacteria and they don't get sick. This makes sloths valuable research for things like antibiotics. Sloths are my spirit animals

    • @vichkar3680
      @vichkar3680 3 роки тому +1

      Slow, ugly, lazy but slightly useful

    • @chloeadams8703
      @chloeadams8703 Рік тому

      Spirit animal? Your delusional...

  • @canteroski
    @canteroski 3 роки тому +4

    2:58 c'mon, everybody knows that the international system is way better.

  • @wogelson
    @wogelson 3 роки тому +13

    God when creating cheetah and sloth: aite guys let's split your speed 50-50
    Sloth: oh yeah 50-50 sounds great, gimme 50
    Cheetah: no, I don't think I will

  • @naturegnatiggy
    @naturegnatiggy 3 роки тому +15

    You can’t deny that sloths are cute though.

    • @liselottehildegarde5367
      @liselottehildegarde5367 3 роки тому +2

      Would you still find them cute knowing that cockroaches and other insects live in their furs? The algae and fungi that grows on a sloth for camouflage creates the perfect environment for some insects to live in.
      "Sloths are known to host an entire ecosystem of invertebrate species that are unique to sloth fur. It has been reported that, alongside the symbiotic fungi and algae that act as an effective form of camouflage, up to 950 moths, beetles, cockroaches and even worms can be found on an individual sloth. Some of these organisms are even endemic to the sloth-meaning they occur only on a sloth, and nowhere else!"
      Here's my source:
      www.calacademy.org/explore-science/slothful-ecosystems-0
      Comedic Source:
      ua-cam.com/video/tUNTer87gWU/v-deo.html

    • @kentbenedict2005
      @kentbenedict2005 3 роки тому +6

      @@liselottehildegarde5367 There still cute.

    • @bri1085
      @bri1085 3 роки тому

      Not the two toed variety

    • @naturegnatiggy
      @naturegnatiggy 3 роки тому

      @@liselottehildegarde5367 Personally, that doesn’t affect it for me.

    • @naturegnatiggy
      @naturegnatiggy 3 роки тому

      @@bri1085 I think two-toeds are more cute but I respect your opinion, I can see how they’d be off putting.

  • @amadeus962
    @amadeus962 3 роки тому +3

    If the octopus got all the most op survival abilities color changing, texture changing, ink that make you predator confused, hyper intelligence, ability to use tools the sloth got literally all the useless abilities

  • @jakewaugh2059
    @jakewaugh2059 3 роки тому +10

    My biggest pet peeve when driving is people not using their turning signal...

    • @Kimri
      @Kimri 3 роки тому +3

      I despise those people but at least they give me a proper reason to honk at them for turning stupidly outta nowhere.

    • @mr.randomgamer888
      @mr.randomgamer888 3 роки тому

      @@Kimri You two are gonna love Egypt lol

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 3 роки тому +2

    Sloths are failures at life. It’s honestly incredible that they haven’t gone extinct yet.

  • @erniecoombes3847
    @erniecoombes3847 2 роки тому +1

    FUN FACT: If you were a predator and ate a sloth that had descended to poop, your meal would be 33.333% sloth shit/pee and algae as well as quite a few ticks, moths, and other bugs. 🤢

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 3 роки тому +1

    We laugh at the sloth now, but in a few hundred million years they'll probably be the first solar powered mammals subsisting only on the algae that grows on their backs

  • @edwardskerl5774
    @edwardskerl5774 3 роки тому +6

    Another lovely secretion!

  • @XanderYTV
    @XanderYTV 3 роки тому +1

    I like how this channel is tongue in cheek like half as interesting but still stays on topic like wendover

  • @-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-...-
    @-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-...- 3 роки тому +1

    This title is why I always lock the door while pooping.

  • @star24ize
    @star24ize 3 роки тому +1

    we often think of evolution as perfect yet weird and failed traits exist everywhere

  • @jasonli3341
    @jasonli3341 3 роки тому +2

    Sloths are actually valiant saviors of our universe that are desperately trying to slow down entropy!

  • @195511SM
    @195511SM 3 роки тому +1

    Now I want an 'emotional support' sloth.....

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 3 роки тому +1

    Sloths back then: giant behemoths that even Sabre tooths feared
    Sloths now: *LITTERALY DIE WHILE DOING A SHI*

  • @EzraLightfoot
    @EzraLightfoot Місяць тому

    "... waiting for the next BioArk video to be ...secreted..." nice mental picture there SkidMark...

  • @kaltkalt2083
    @kaltkalt2083 3 роки тому +1

    What’s the difference between predation and depredation? Both seem to mean killed by a predator. I’m assuming it’s like flammable and inflammable.

  • @TheMarslMcFly
    @TheMarslMcFly 3 роки тому +53

    Could you please use the metric system aside from the imperial as well?

    • @pierreabbat6157
      @pierreabbat6157 3 роки тому +11

      I'm American, I measure in metric, and I'm *not* communist.

    • @dave_sic1365
      @dave_sic1365 3 роки тому +2

      @@pierreabbat6157 one step closer to Übermensch

    • @catcommentator6583
      @catcommentator6583 3 роки тому +1

      @@pierreabbat6157 ok

    • @onloct7417
      @onloct7417 3 роки тому +1

      Damn commies 😂

  • @toofle
    @toofle 3 роки тому

    that slowness is anxiety inducing

  • @BootlegSounds
    @BootlegSounds 3 роки тому +22

    american logic
    somebody: uses metric
    american: you're a communist!

    • @AC-im4hi
      @AC-im4hi 3 роки тому +1

      Well to be fair, every communist country on Earth does use the metric system.

    • @scottsnelling5610
      @scottsnelling5610 3 роки тому +1

      American HUMOR, not logic. I'd recommend you watch through this video again, and observe how many times he makes blatantly false statements/jokes with an aim for making the video more humorous.

    • @BootlegSounds
      @BootlegSounds 3 роки тому +2

      @@scottsnelling5610 It's unfunny, work on your humor guys. ;)

    • @scottsnelling5610
      @scottsnelling5610 3 роки тому

      @@BootlegSounds Whether funny or not, it's humor not 'logic'. I found it amusing personally. If you don't like it, that's fine, but call it was it is, a bad joke, not dumb logic.

    • @BootlegSounds
      @BootlegSounds 3 роки тому

      ​@@scottsnelling5610 Okay mister all-knowing. Now go to reddit and flex with your still about debating totally useless stuff 😀👍🏻

  • @TemporaryINTER135
    @TemporaryINTER135 3 роки тому +1

    if scientists get a sloth and put it in a place without an exit to the ground, would they just hold it until they die or poop hanging

  • @dhanrajtolar4297
    @dhanrajtolar4297 3 роки тому +1

    If humans could hang up the tree 1% of what sloths did every body wud be ripped.

  • @davidpotts7116
    @davidpotts7116 3 роки тому +1

    The opener kinda does sloths an injustice. They risk coming down from the trees to poop so they can bury it and hide their droppings from predators. They’re extremely sedentary, so if they just let their droppings fall underneath them it’d be an easy sign for predators to identify a free meal that won’t even fight back. Not only that, but the moss, mold, and general filth on a sloth’s pelt helps to dissuade predators from actually eating it because it tastes so disgusting. If it weren’t for their diet being so counter to their metabolisms, they’d be more like friendlier koalas just sleeping a lot but still able to move about relatively uninhibited.

  • @keimcpartlan7434
    @keimcpartlan7434 3 роки тому +2

    Who would’ve thought that sloths out of all animals are cleaner than East Asian restrooms.

  • @soaringvulture
    @soaringvulture 3 роки тому +1

    José Canseco once called Will Clark a three-toed sloth. I don't know why he made that particular distinction.

  • @xzeroangelx
    @xzeroangelx 3 роки тому +2

    As someone named Sebastian I am now fully invested in this.

  • @modifyremusic
    @modifyremusic 4 місяці тому

    I swear this is the happiest looking animal and it's the laziest

  • @michaeleager4635
    @michaeleager4635 3 роки тому +1

    A pretty high percentage of humans die pooping too- people often feel like they need to when they are about to have a heart attack . Sorry for being a bummer

  • @gabr.7878
    @gabr.7878 2 роки тому +1

    The second the sloths weren't able to obtain theor giant ground sloth form they became bottom teir

  • @mageyeah7763
    @mageyeah7763 3 роки тому +2

    One of those was clearly a capabara.

  • @jrechebei
    @jrechebei 3 роки тому +1

    00:22 thanks forgot about my clothes in the dryer lol

  • @dell-mz2do
    @dell-mz2do 3 роки тому +11

    This used to be called why the sloths biology was stupid. Idk. I just wanna say that

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 2 роки тому +2

    I don't know how I found this channel, but I'm glad I did. This is informative AND hilarious! 😆

  • @mateodias505
    @mateodias505 3 роки тому +2

    Please put the velocity also in the metric system :)

  • @amehak1922
    @amehak1922 3 роки тому +1

    The way they crawl is adorable.

  • @adamlatosinski5475
    @adamlatosinski5475 3 роки тому +47

    How can you tell whether the sloth is a communist?

    • @KSM_bruh
      @KSM_bruh 3 роки тому +20

      If it likes stalin

    • @batatanna
      @batatanna 3 роки тому +18

      Isnt it made clear? They are commies if they walk on meters per minute

    • @yeahokbuddy2510
      @yeahokbuddy2510 3 роки тому +2

      @@KSM_bruh not all communists love Stalin. They aren’t even communists if they support that homicidal maniac.

    • @haroldinho9930
      @haroldinho9930 3 роки тому +1

      @@batatanna “hi I’m an American and I hate metric that thing the french made”

    • @batatanna
      @batatanna 3 роки тому +1

      @@haroldinho9930 I'm actually Brazilian and I was clearly joking. Woosh

  • @manichaean1888
    @manichaean1888 3 роки тому +1

    Most of the animals on our planet are herbivores. Some eat much coarser food that tree leaves. Nevertheless, many of them are very fast. So, I'm still puzzled how the sloths have ended up with such poor performance.

  • @13Maxym
    @13Maxym 3 роки тому +5

    Love your videos, but could you include data in metric system at least as text on the screen ?

  • @xaist6085
    @xaist6085 3 роки тому +1

    Hey if your gonna fall out a tree once every week the least you can do is make sure you're not going to fall on your own poo.

  • @kennymun899
    @kennymun899 3 роки тому

    They also are the majority of DMV workers.

  • @Osiwan960
    @Osiwan960 3 роки тому

    maybe they go down because they simply are bored with being high in trees and miss the contact/connection with the ground. or just suicidal from boredom...

  • @grogery1570
    @grogery1570 3 роки тому

    After watching this I am convinced Sloths were put on Earth to make Koala's look good!

  • @cooperglick4865
    @cooperglick4865 3 роки тому +1

    Watching these clips of sloths is actually so relaxing

  • @Imperiused
    @Imperiused 3 роки тому +1

    Sounds like somebody had a bad experience at the local BMV

  • @BigBoiRedFrog
    @BigBoiRedFrog Рік тому

    Sloth : *Descends to ground to poop and dies from a predatoe*
    Ground sloth ansectors : You're a disagree!

  • @cezariusus7595
    @cezariusus7595 3 роки тому

    >sleep 18h a day
    >wake up to eat
    >go to sleep
    mfw sloths are copying my strategy

  • @gumdrop6267
    @gumdrop6267 3 роки тому +1

    Bestie I’m loving the more conversational vibe you have going here. It’s a nice contrast to RLL

  • @alexandergilles8583
    @alexandergilles8583 3 роки тому

    The best part about the video isn’t even the info, it’s the slow meandering background music 😂😂😂 fits so perfectly for a video on sloths

  • @George-lt6jy
    @George-lt6jy 3 роки тому

    evolution is not survival of the fittest, its survival of the good enough. Sloth is the apex of evolution.

  • @aureliusverusgaiusmagnus8483
    @aureliusverusgaiusmagnus8483 3 роки тому +1

    You can talk all you want but when he catches you with his razor-sharp claws and you'll be respecting the sloth

  • @blobbertmcblob4888
    @blobbertmcblob4888 3 роки тому

    So, not to be a Debbie downer or anything but T-rex actually had really good vision and the "it can't see you if you don't move" thing, was made up for the movie.

    • @whiteknightcat
      @whiteknightcat 3 роки тому

      And of course, you have evidence of this?

  • @sami8398
    @sami8398 3 роки тому

    Congrats on 100k Subscribers!

  • @paparoysworkshop
    @paparoysworkshop 3 роки тому

    Female sloth to her male partner: Faster... faster.
    Male sloth: I'm already doing 0.4 thrusts per hour. How much more do you want?

  • @bernardoalbano1816
    @bernardoalbano1816 3 роки тому

    Honestly the sloths are just a sily animal in every aspect

  • @sigurdbigset
    @sigurdbigset 3 роки тому +2

    I hate that he didn't convert it to metric

  • @butternutter8106
    @butternutter8106 3 роки тому

    Amy: I leave my clean cloths in the drier for hours so they get all wrinkly.
    I feel attacked

  • @MinisterEvil
    @MinisterEvil 3 роки тому

    "... they can resist jag-wires..."

  • @koichihemotidge5396
    @koichihemotidge5396 3 роки тому

    *roasts sloths for 16 minutes straight*

  • @btbb3726
    @btbb3726 3 роки тому

    I saw a sloth video that said ~because none of their limbs or combinations thereof enable them to support their weight and properly walk while on the the ground, they actually have four arms and zero legs. ????

  • @bransen1235
    @bransen1235 3 роки тому +4

    I died at potty pilgrimage 🤣

  • @UATU.
    @UATU. 3 роки тому

    The capybara at 10:57 said, “Who the fuck are you calling a sloth?”

  • @patrickwolf5796
    @patrickwolf5796 3 роки тому

    Why you dissin Sloths? They are so wonderful and for sure adorable. My spirit animal.