me:mom the communists are out side mom mom:well be fine all of a sudden booooooooooooom isp apears in russian millitary outfit isp:BENES X GOLDEN MENTAL CAPACITY OF BENES
@@ahappylictor3214 i mean it's not impossible to win if the allies are only in the Americas But it might be like 1949 or 1952 before they win I mean but with new England no just no
Commonwealth: "We've analysed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ships standing by?" UK: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!" - UK gets Sealioned
USSR Officer #1: Don't give our soldiers any clothes. USSR Officer #2: Wtf why? USSR Officer #1: They can't take one step back if they freeze to death.
"The italian fleet just died." Italy: 168-217 ships "They have no ships left." Event: Germany lands on British soil Some real Führerbunker energy from Pashalis there.
@@Robert53area Bismarck was a chancellor, not the Kaiser, the Kaiser was Wilhelm I Hohenzollern, Bismarck was his chancellor until the Kaiser's death, at which point Wilhelm II yeeted Bismarck out of office
2:52 "Then the winged hussars arrive." 5:08 The best quote from Pashahlis: "They cant sealion look at the french divisions." *Germany sealions* Pashahlis: "Das war ein befehl!"
That Man in the High Castle scenario looked cool as I’ve never seen Germany reach the US Also can’t believe that UK player allowed the Germans to get superiority in the channel That’s a bruh moment considering the UK starts with a huge advantage
8 months late but they most definitely can. Subs are only good against people who don't know how to navy. If everybody's building subs, there is no point of even building capitals.
I like how you're saying "we can finally do some stuff" when invading venezuela, then it's just a cut to "USSR surrendered 2 months later and we gave up" xD
No joke. This episode’s situation is literally exactly what TNO states as it’s lore Britain’s navy trapped in the Med American naval defeats in the Pacific. American British disagreements
UK: Germany cant successfully invade the British isles *Germany successfully invades the UK* Allies tell the UK that Germany has successfully invaded. UK: YOUR DELUSIONAL.
An X-K The Man in The High-castle scenario has been created, all remaining members in the facility are advised to go to the nearest exits or Survival shelters within the facility
BENES!
you died! BENES!
360p.... or is it just me?
*takes shot*
My lips are burning
Mate du drak Små Sure...... Drik noget bedre næste gang.
The Axis secured all of Asia's resources...we got the precious priceless resources of Iwo Jima bois
oof i remeber that episode
PAPUA NEW GUINEA!
OOORAAA
PAPA NEW GUINEA DUDE
Semper fi
That German guy who is always about to break down and cry is my favorite
hes called pashalis I think and oh my god are the videos with him goldmines
Ei am not vining.
He prolly a greek, with that name.
@@starhawck no no hes german i herad him speak german once
The best is dressel in every video he tries to blame his mates for his failure 😂😅
0:22 * Russians outside of Berlin*.mp3
*German army marching on Denmark and outside of boes house*
Attero Dominatus
Missing the katyusha sound:
WHUUUUR WHUUUUUR WHUUUUUR WHUUUUUR
me:mom the communists are out side mom
mom:well be fine
all of a sudden booooooooooooom
isp apears in russian millitary outfit isp:BENES X GOLDEN MENTAL CAPACITY OF BENES
X is multiply
Golden is literally Hitler I watched part of his stream and was like “Yeah guys we can still win. We only have New England but we can still win! “
There's a difference between optimism and delusion and golden not over steps over it he takes flying leaps over it.
wait, Golden does stream?
Wunderwaffe guys
@@ahappylictor3214 i mean it's not impossible to win if the allies are only in the Americas But it might be like 1949 or 1952 before they win I mean but with new England no just no
"Mr. President... Patton's counterattack..."
I have my ships out!
*Later*
Why are my ships in Africa?!
Commonwealth: "We've analysed their attack, sir, and there is a danger. Should I have your ships standing by?"
UK: "Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!"
- UK gets Sealioned
lol
That's how UK lost Malaya IRL.
Perfect
@@Alaryk111 No it isnt
@@Alaryk111 think u need to brush up on ur history
Fastest cars:
4-Ferrari
3-Porsche
2-Lamborghini
1-Roosevelt's wheelchair rolling down the stairs
Most reliable cars:
1. Porsche
...
9999. Roosevelt's chair
Mousazz yes
@@roadent217 lmfao
Is anyone going to mention the fact that he said Ferrari is slower than porche?
"Italian fleet just died"
Bo checks the Italian stats, ships: 168-217
that seems like a fairly decent sized navy to me right?
USSR Officer #1: Don't give our soldiers any clothes.
USSR Officer #2: Wtf why?
USSR Officer #1: They can't take one step back if they freeze to death.
USSR Officer #1: The germans will retreat because of the superior power of naked russian men!
USSR Officer #2: Ivan... wtf
USSR officer #1: sir we are out of tires for the trucks. Throw in the klippity clops.
USSR officer #2: oi blin, we are not the winged hussars.
We're out of horses use coconuts.
@@basedpatriarch based reference
@@basedpatriarch That shit had me laughing so hard when I watched it
"The italian fleet just died."
Italy: 168-217 ships
"They have no ships left."
Event: Germany lands on British soil
Some real Führerbunker energy from Pashalis there.
"If I don't look up the number of Italian ships left then they don't exist" - Pashalis, maybe
United Kingdom could be having a normal conversation, and it would still sound like he's whining, he just has that type of voice.
Nah he's just German
All Germans are either Terrifyingly Angry or Extremly Whiny
It's the Duality of the german language.
Pashahlis is special, he was so bad at Germany in a recent game the USSR never even got to do order 227
@@darnchacha1632 germans Are not scary how do be afraid of people who have a land whale for a leader and havent been great since Kaiser Bismarck...
@@Robert53area Bismarck was a chancellor, not the Kaiser, the Kaiser was Wilhelm I Hohenzollern, Bismarck was his chancellor until the Kaiser's death, at which point Wilhelm II yeeted Bismarck out of office
Between this and trying to take Paris Golden might actually be Hitler he just never gives up.
Yep
But the endsieg is near
@@jeffreyliu1648 soon
@@MosasaurCatcher I believe in the final victory!
@@pierresihite8854 wohlt ihl un totalen krieg!
No, they can't sealion, it will fail
*Germany has taken literally half of England*
2:52 "Then the winged hussars arrive."
5:08 The best quote from Pashahlis: "They cant sealion look at the french divisions."
*Germany sealions*
Pashahlis: "Das war ein befehl!"
The Axis Forces: We're gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.
That Man in the High Castle scenario looked cool as I’ve never seen Germany reach the US
Also can’t believe that UK player allowed the Germans to get superiority in the channel
That’s a bruh moment considering the UK starts with a huge advantage
m y n a v y i s o u t
@@RamboSnoop m e n a v y ' s g e t t i n t e a.
But a men in the high castle scenario normally would mean that japan and germany having a fight after the ww2
still cool though
*T H E I T A L I A N N A V Y I S D E S T R O Y E D*
@@deltoroperdedor3166 still has 400 ships lol
"I Won't get Sealioned!"
>Gets Sealioned
Engelandlied.mp3
Not an axis oriented mod btw. Am I right Golden?
Do you know the name of the mod?
@@poggimonsipmmm4599 Total War mod I think
Black Ice?
@@poggimonsipmmm4599 It's Total War Mod
I mean, in the end he won as the axis...
Who less wants to see the hoi3 game where Zhukov gets instantly shot and Swimmy goes full on Stalin in 1941.
F 4 the demonitization.
JJ Productions17 soon tm
dead on prediction
Legendary, and we see here even the U.S navy can’t stop the absolute spam of German submarines
8 months late but they most definitely can. Subs are only good against people who don't know how to navy. If everybody's building subs, there is no point of even building capitals.
"The USSR surrendered 2 months later and we gave up."
Golden in a nutshell
(WOW! Thank you all for the likes.)
Golden lost
@@acerusea5156 "Rehost" Golden 2019
Wait. Dressel WON!?!?!?
@@antonioferrari241 ...Crap
@@antonioferrari241 better dressel golden coop won
Before WW 2
“Sealion can’t happen look at the french devision”
During Sealion
“Sealion can’t happen”
I like how you're saying "we can finally do some stuff" when invading venezuela, then it's just a cut to "USSR surrendered 2 months later and we gave up" xD
“I have 100 ships Germany has 400 Italy has 400 and japan has 400,”
Just use the force Bo and the ships will come to you
It was German 160 subs, Italy 400 subs, then Japan 400 ships, vs an American navy I assume probably similar to higher than Japan
Spanish troops invading the shores of New England and Texas
Colorized 1944
They're retaking the Empire.
* Holds the Wake Islands *
*So Bois we did it,Iwo Jima will be ours*
Me: sees the USA clearly screws up in the thumbnail
Also me: Assume it was Dressel
Edit: this is before I watched the video I know it was golden
Guess he didn't get Iwo Jima.
Jason Golden lost though
Yeah he only lost because he didn’t get Iwo Jima
@@jeffreyliu1648 doesn't matter he didn't get Iwo Jima.
Jason It was Golden, Dressel was the Soviets and then co-op’d the USA after Russia died
No joke. This episode’s situation is literally exactly what TNO states as it’s lore
Britain’s navy trapped in the Med
American naval defeats in the Pacific. American British disagreements
Houston we have a problem, the Spanish Inquisition came back
Easily the best and most fun to watch Hoi4 videos out there. Keep it up Bo loving the vids and the memes👍🏻
can we appreciate Australia's histerical laughter 4:25
That's new zealand
I just love how there can be anything going on, from Blitzkrieging to meatgrinder and then the News be like:
"Oh no Zeppelin went boom."
Shout out to James being a good sport. Everyone else in his position: REEE BULLSHIT ALLIES BAD FUCK THIS GAME
James: h o r s e
At least this USSR player knew he was defeated and not "I'm NoT fEeLiNg It"
This was so much fun to watch live :) Looking forward to more Hoi4 memes!
It has just come out!
cursed account image
Of all the full episodes I want to see, the Man in the High Castle invasion would be top of the list.
Palpatine when he sees the UK getting Sealioned:" 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖"
UK: Germany cant successfully invade the British isles
*Germany successfully invades the UK*
Allies tell the UK that Germany has successfully invaded.
UK: YOUR DELUSIONAL.
Highlight of my life is getting parshalis to say "how do I whine" in a whiny voice
"You are whining in the sentence asking why we are whining."
That's a Ben Shapiro right there folks.
1:30 fricking calm down dressel
0:23 The sound of Soviet troops surrounding the Fuhrer bunker, 1945, colorized
I swear, Pashalis' accent is so memetastic when he whines.
"thats not fire works thats AA"
im dead XD
As Braun's IQ increase, Dressel's decreases......
First time I got here when it's only 360p
Sealion iz not ah problem
3 seconds later
*London has fallen*
An X-K The Man in The High-castle scenario has been created, all remaining members in the facility are advised to go to the nearest exits or Survival shelters within the facility
SCP 001- when golden lost
Bois we did it, dressel has finnaly won a game against bo
"The Man In The High Castle" is a banger fucking -movie- , -movie-series- , series of hour long episodes
*AA in distance at the beginng*
"Sie wissen, dass Berlin unter Artilleriefeuer liegt???"
Ngl send that save of USA to AlexTheRambler I bet he'll have a good depression
these are the best hoi videos on youtube without any doubt
Whenever bokoen complains of fireworks,
Americans during the 4th of july: *NUKE SIRENS START BLAZING*
At 2:16, they say the things next to the tanks dont exist, when in reality the T-34 could run without tracks lol
My fleet is out!
1 min later
Where's my fleet?!
- THEY CAN'T SEALION!
*3 seconds later*
- London has fallen
Love the content as always !
*literally gun noises*
Germany: I shall play as those are fireworks
Bo is so nice in this video he didnt include even half the berating golden/pashalis got in these two games
We do not talk about the Sealion.
I like the the cut aways, keep doing em!
That is just about the most incompetent Britain I have ever seen. He didn't even try to put his ships out?
0:50 I think figured out who planted the Cronovirus...
definetely no sealion guys, everything under control
The fireworks in the background brought back some good memories of Halloween
Watching this video when there’s fireworks going off in the background is funny in the beggining
Porsche was made by you!Of course it will give you reliability
When the USSR put horses in their armor, i just imagine a carriage with a big 78MM in the carriage
I actually fell out of my chair laughing at the final black screen. It was hilarious to me
Just remember, even step you complete to save the game is a completed objective, benes.
Published on my birthday, just what I needed!
Someone to bo: Those are assault weapons, you should hide.
Me, a reasonably shite Scandinavian relations studier: THE SWEDES ARE INVADING
3:01 Modern problems require modern solutions
Ok I wanna say that whoever played USSR in the first game was really fun to listen to
Man in the high Castle
divergent point: Bokoen1 replaces Mr Hilter
I have literally no idea whats going on but I'm liking it
“I inflicted the most kills “ me yea on your self
0:29 Any City in germamy at new years eve be like:
Was the kid playing Bulgaria the same kid that killed the supply before a Japanese invasion in a past episode?
Forget rolling down the stairs you should have sailed out on the Iowa and told the U.S.S Willie Dee ( William D porter) to torpedo you successfully.
8:49 best part 😂
There is no way I just witnessed a Bokoen1 video where Dressel wins and Bo loses.
*Looks out my window and sees German tanks* enjoy the heat and bbq sauce jerry...
I'm glad Bo realizes his country is a American colony and celebrates 4th of July with fireworks
I just noticed something booked videos are great for when my parents are arguing because i don’t need to hear them I need to read them
"What happened?" PASHALLIS HAPPANED.
*Me watching this* “Who the fuck is playing America?! They’re doing awful?!”
*Finds out its Golden* “Oh course”
Australia: *laughs upside down*
It's amazing how long you tolerated dressel
Porsche giving reliability
*WHEEEZE*
Bo was actually recording from the Battle of Copenhagen, the fireworks were MG-34s from the frontal forces the Panzergrenadier battalions.
Some good content finnaly
*My Brain when watching the video*
Is this how the Dead Sea is created?
New technological advancements in the USSR: horse powered tanks
First time I’ve seen Dressel do something good
Benes, you drunkard! The only way to victory!
Bo be like: *War noises in the background*
Gotta give it to golden. He doesn't give up