I Hired Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin...

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  • Опубліковано 21 лют 2022
  • Clownpierce is Minecraft's most infamous PVPer. So who better to help get revenge on PrinceZam for trapping me on the Lifesteal Season 3 server?
    But in typical Lifesteal fashion, a promising partnership with Clownpierce turns to betrayal in the blink of an eye.
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    I'm terrible at social media!
    Twitter: @branzytweets
    Instagram: @branzygram
    Twitch: / branzylive
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  • @Branzy
    @Branzy  2 роки тому +6448

    If you stayed to the end.... I'm so sorry for what I've done, please forgive me.

  • @ClownPierce
    @ClownPierce 2 роки тому +14231

    Next video: I Married Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin...

  • @ParrotX2
    @ParrotX2 2 роки тому +6023

    This is actually so creative dude WELL DONE

  • @TheRealDailyAnarchy
    @TheRealDailyAnarchy Рік тому +694

    ClownPierce: *Literally gives branzy a heart attack*
    The audience: *laughs*

  • @MR_XD1357
    @MR_XD1357 Рік тому +331

    Branzy and clown sitting in a tree K I S S I N G first comes trust, then comes friendship, then comes an abrupt and unfortunate betrayal, then comes yelling, then comes apology, then comes murder and a crime scene

    • @--PAINTY--
      @--PAINTY-- Рік тому +17

      Lol this is funny- here before it gets popular. BRANZYPIERCE CONFIRMED?

    • @FireflyOnyx
      @FireflyOnyx Рік тому +28

      @@--PAINTY-- It's actually already really popular. 75 fics as of now in the Branzy/Clownpierce tag on AO3 with 137 in the Lifesteal SMP category meaning more than half the fics are this ship.

    • @unicorn_xxx3424
      @unicorn_xxx3424 8 місяців тому +1

      @@FireflyOnyx woah

  • @ThatChiefGuy
    @ThatChiefGuy 2 роки тому +1068

    Now Branzy is cheating on me with Clown?! Branzy I want a divorce

    • @Charpism
      @Charpism 2 роки тому +42

      Lol chief i hope you get on lifesteal

    • @kushagrakanav4354
      @kushagrakanav4354 2 роки тому +9

      Sup chief

    • @oddee8030
      @oddee8030 2 роки тому +41

      Don't worry man, we haven't forgotten about you :))
      Branzy's your bf..f in Echocraft
      While here. Yah

    • @fledythemf
      @fledythemf 2 роки тому +1

      @Projit projit more like pro shit

    • @BCH674
      @BCH674 Рік тому +9

      69 likes would be a shame if I changed that

  • @Beppojoe
    @Beppojoe 2 роки тому +2280

    This is SO SICK! The editing too is incredible! I especially love the "this...is the fun house". Incredible video!!!

  • @officialgamesmasterz
    @officialgamesmasterz 9 місяців тому +68

    I like how clownpierce always says 'Welcome to the fun house!' before he kills someone.

  • @Catroo
    @Catroo Рік тому +87

    Clown repeatedly trying to give you a heart attack is the funniest thing

  • @MZDX_
    @MZDX_ 2 роки тому +883

    Clown: “Lets just say that those deals are often in my favor”
    Spoken like a true mastermind

    • @cezarygamer1412
      @cezarygamer1412 2 роки тому +4

      Ye I remember him dealing in his favour at hell were I'm tipping from

    • @YxsdrEditz
      @YxsdrEditz 2 роки тому +1

      339 likes but only 2 comments (including me)

    • @m800xd_
      @m800xd_ 2 роки тому

      @@YxsdrEditz and me

    • @YxsdrEditz
      @YxsdrEditz 2 роки тому +1

      @@m800xd_ ok

  • @sad.flash.
    @sad.flash. Рік тому +226

    by how zam was so enthusiastic made me feel bad:( even after death he asked “can i play again?”

    • @NotGian1
      @NotGian1 Рік тому +21

      i love how Zam never gets mad when he dies too, hes always happy

    • @ardyxzbelumturu9030
      @ardyxzbelumturu9030 Рік тому +3

      He steal Branzy heart,how did you say that?

    • @NotGian1
      @NotGian1 Рік тому +7

      @@ardyxzbelumturu9030 its ok, atleast zam never gets mad when he die, and hes always happy

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers Рік тому +1

      Ik :)

    • @ytlifeinblocks907
      @ytlifeinblocks907 Рік тому +1

      ya i feel bad for him 2

  • @justintian2650
    @justintian2650 Рік тому +41

    Its so sad how Vitalisy was standing up for Branzy when Spectical punched him. And Branzy couldn't do anything about Vitalisys death.

  • @TheTerrain
    @TheTerrain 2 роки тому +429

    2:40 CANON?!

  • @haroldpickett355
    @haroldpickett355 2 роки тому +731

    11:56 The “I did it Branzy!” That was so sweet! Spepticle was genuinely excited

  • @leppaberry
    @leppaberry Рік тому +196

    The couple who slays together, stays together ❤️

  • @Lala10261
    @Lala10261 Рік тому +68

    vitalisy and clownpierce: *attacking*
    branzy: *knows*
    specticle: *doesnt know somehow*

  • @bashali696
    @bashali696 2 роки тому +839

    I’m really sorry for Vitalasy. The scream of ‘BRANZY’ just before he was killed was heartbreaking then he sounds like he’s crying when he tells Branzy he trusted him.

  • @SHADOW_PIKA_YT
    @SHADOW_PIKA_YT 2 роки тому +252

    13:19 vitalsy's scream shows the pain that he trusted branzy with wutever trust he had left to put on some1 and now its broken

  • @Fruit_Cake_Boii
    @Fruit_Cake_Boii Рік тому +15

    Vitalasy: Branzy, I TRUSTED you!
    Branzy: Well that was your first mistake.

  • @JustARandomLesbian
    @JustARandomLesbian Рік тому +96

    Clown and branzy colabs are the definition of amazing

  • @jeet8050
    @jeet8050 2 роки тому +374

    Alternative title: "Branzy and Clown pierce falling in love for 13 minutes straight..."

    • @hollowspells2433
      @hollowspells2433 2 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @oddee8030
      @oddee8030 2 роки тому +25

      LITERALLY LIKE WHAT- INSTEAD ON HIS BAD SIDE, HE WENT TO HIS LOVE SIDE INSTEAD

    • @dinhquynhtrang
      @dinhquynhtrang 2 роки тому +6

      @Projit spam bot confirmed

    • @jeet8050
      @jeet8050 2 роки тому +4

      @@dinhquynhtrang ikr Lol

    • @oddee8030
      @oddee8030 2 роки тому +2

      @Ienarii ! Brandy..uhm 🤣

  • @Mutraxation
    @Mutraxation 2 роки тому +401

    Basically, it's a choice between being under dictatorship with a killerclown, who's likely as skilled a killer as technoblade, but at the cost of betraying your friends, or being with your friends constantly fearing a scary death

    • @jellibean7729
      @jellibean7729 2 роки тому +42

      Bro imagine if clownpierce and techno do a collab together tho. It'll be so epic and so scary. The Blood God and his Deadly Jester. And their monotone like voice. Just 👌👌

    • @hoannis4a239
      @hoannis4a239 2 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @bashali696
      @bashali696 Рік тому +7

      Rest in peace Blood God.

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers Рік тому +3

      @Nikhil Vattathara I was think of that ):

    • @NRNfr
      @NRNfr Рік тому +2

      @@bashali696 he did not eat enough potato’s or drink enough blood

  • @raquellucas7144
    @raquellucas7144 Рік тому +12

    Vitalasy: *Getting ambushed by Clownpierce*
    Spepticle: I DID IT BRANZY!!!!

  • @s0livagant_
    @s0livagant_ 7 місяців тому +7

    3:35 this made me cackle so hard idk why😭😭

  • @clouded_x
    @clouded_x 2 роки тому +552

    *"I hired the most deadly assassin ever..”*
    Half of the video: Clown and branzy being best friends

  • @HydraticJaz
    @HydraticJaz 2 роки тому +644

    Clown and Branzy sitting on a tree
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    First comes love then comes marriage
    And all the fans know they are both savage

    • @xz_.870_
      @xz_.870_ 2 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @HydraticJaz
      @HydraticJaz 2 роки тому +17

      @@xz_.870_ I ship them

    • @subtotalocean1773
      @subtotalocean1773 Рік тому +12

      Clown has a gf tho-
      (Unless this is all a joke)

    • @HydraticJaz
      @HydraticJaz Рік тому +29

      @@subtotalocean1773 Yeah this is a Joke but
      I’m surprised that
      A video clown said Branzy’s hot
      Another Branzy said Clown this is why I love you so much

    • @SoreiLovesMel
      @SoreiLovesMel Рік тому +3

      @@HydraticJaz link?

  • @DumbRocksss
    @DumbRocksss Рік тому +23

    4:25 at least take me to dinner first man

  • @nak2Edits
    @nak2Edits Рік тому +14

    Branzy and Grian are so much alike. They look friendly and fun on the outside but on the inside they *have malicious intentions*

  • @justjustinjr2592
    @justjustinjr2592 2 роки тому +594

    Your personality and minecraft playstyle is actually an amazing addition to the Lifesteal SMP

    • @galactikhcr2474
      @galactikhcr2474 2 роки тому +1

      @Projit no one asked mate

    • @claidei0011
      @claidei0011 2 роки тому +1

      @Projit lmao fortnite kid get a life

    • @gravity_gaming8217
      @gravity_gaming8217 2 роки тому +1

      @Projit its probably i did that and this so shut up nobody wanted to know

    • @netheriteshovel1526
      @netheriteshovel1526 2 роки тому +2

      @Projit no one asked

    • @Toucherz1
      @Toucherz1 2 роки тому

      @Projit I feel like people should be more aggressive to rats like you.

  • @jqsm1neS
    @jqsm1neS 2 роки тому +126

    I love how clown is just fully aware of the threat he singlehandedly poses

  • @MrKoteha
    @MrKoteha Рік тому +18

    3:53
    "Must've been the wind"

  • @Rose_RoboxXD
    @Rose_RoboxXD Рік тому +8

    Love how spepticle has absolutely no idea what is happening while vitasaly is screaming😂

  • @Yeah_Jaron
    @Yeah_Jaron 2 роки тому +354

    branzy i can't think of a funny comment but this is a very funny video :)

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 2 роки тому +594

    The editing and content is really good

  • @jeanliwanag7079
    @jeanliwanag7079 Рік тому +4

    ROLES
    Clownpierce: Pennywise
    Branzy: Georgie
    Specticle: random dood
    Vitalasy: The protagonist

  • @F1fixx_
    @F1fixx_ Рік тому +8

    Zam:DOESNT care about death
    Zam: *instead just become like a 4 yr playing again*

  • @xxangeljessicaxx6392
    @xxangeljessicaxx6392 2 роки тому +38

    "this is the deadliest player in minecraft"
    Technoblade: so I don't exist anymore okay...

    • @EmperorBolt
      @EmperorBolt 2 роки тому +4

      Techno vs Clown 1v1 just like the dream techno 1v1

    • @krakengaming3420
      @krakengaming3420 2 роки тому +2

      Hate to break it to you, techno isn’t that great at pvp. Clown is a top tier Crystal paper and general paper

    • @juvialockser5660
      @juvialockser5660 2 роки тому +4

      @@krakengaming3420 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, nah i like both of them

    • @xxangeljessicaxx6392
      @xxangeljessicaxx6392 2 роки тому +4

      @@krakengaming3420 thats an opinion of yours.

    • @krakengaming3420
      @krakengaming3420 2 роки тому +1

      @@xxangeljessicaxx6392 Thats not an opinion, thats just the truth. If you compare both of their gameplay in 1.16+, clownpierce is signicantly better, and techno is above average but not incredible. Clown is quite literally a top tier player.

  • @thenailsageofgeo4975
    @thenailsageofgeo4975 2 роки тому +291

    When you’re trying to hide from the existential dread of knowing that statistically you’ll die alone, but Branzy’s video pops in to save you for 13 minutes and 50 seconds

    • @thenailsageofgeo4975
      @thenailsageofgeo4975 2 роки тому +4

      @Projit ...your fortnite montage?

    • @bobthebacon3163
      @bobthebacon3163 2 роки тому +1

      @Projit the guy's a bot sont listen to him

    • @jesusislord6545
      @jesusislord6545 2 роки тому +1

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “Whoever pursues righteousness and love finds life, prosperity and honor.”
      ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭21:21‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      J

    • @EchoPlaysYT2
      @EchoPlaysYT2 2 роки тому +1

      @@bobthebacon3163 bro how you alive? You were roasted

    • @EchoPlaysYT2
      @EchoPlaysYT2 2 роки тому +1

      in the video

  • @mikamercado5639
    @mikamercado5639 Місяць тому +1

    The way Spepticle is unaware of the situation when he said "i did it Branzy!" is adorable!

  • @sirfalcon36progamer79
    @sirfalcon36progamer79 Рік тому +3

    This is what I learn from this video
    1.betrayal
    2.death
    3.BLOOD

  • @SpepticIe
    @SpepticIe 2 роки тому +224

    I DID IT BRANZY!… wait NONONONO!!!

    • @darwinxd
      @darwinxd 2 роки тому +9

      Your so cute spepticle :L

    • @ezequielsonego811
      @ezequielsonego811 2 роки тому +6

      That was wholesome as fuck

    • @iamnotdelakmc7248
      @iamnotdelakmc7248 2 роки тому +4

      Cute voice spepticle I wish u could train ur pvp skills but I'm a bedrock edition player and I'm bedrock edition ClownPierce LOL.i never died in my life in bedrock edition cuz I'm ClownPierce bedrock edition.

    • @efluffychris4245
      @efluffychris4245 2 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @its.astro.
      @its.astro. 2 роки тому +1

      LoL

  • @ashees_lol
    @ashees_lol 2 роки тому +29

    4:07 was so sus

  • @nooneeeee333
    @nooneeeee333 Рік тому +5

    Dang theres so much chemistry between clown pierce and Branzy

  • @funnykid-yh6de
    @funnykid-yh6de 7 місяців тому

    this is the best i have seen it like 5 times keep it up branzy
    also i dont care what happened in the end
    keep it up

  • @PrinceZam
    @PrinceZam 2 роки тому +46

    I love wells and doors and fun houses

    • @Ruqi311
      @Ruqi311 2 роки тому +1

      Hey zam how did it feel to get killed by a gay couple? Aka clown and branzy

    • @iamnotghost
      @iamnotghost 2 роки тому +2

      wat the fck

  • @ClipperMcflipper
    @ClipperMcflipper 2 роки тому +291

    When I found about your channel through my friend Noah who recommended me the “Do you really have what it takes to be rich?” video. I had not idea that this channel would grow so much from below 10k subscribers to almost 100k in just under a year. You deserve it Branzy!

    • @Branzy
      @Branzy  2 роки тому +91

      Thank you for sticking around!

    • @Dark__Aspect
      @Dark__Aspect 2 роки тому +5

      I found you just before that

    • @chickrenroasts5981
      @chickrenroasts5981 2 роки тому +4

      yass im glad this guy grows, him and his friends are basically my daily pill of entertainment

    • @8b39vedkilje6
      @8b39vedkilje6 2 роки тому +5

      @Projit just stop spamming it in all the comments cuz u will actually gain more haters that fans

    • @aryanmahipal4365
      @aryanmahipal4365 2 роки тому

      @Projit l

  • @CrescendoCove
    @CrescendoCove Рік тому +5

    2:52 "do do do do do do don't, making those deals with the DEVIl"
    -- CG5

  • @psi-8254
    @psi-8254 Рік тому +5

    This wasn't a regular video,This was a love story.

  • @kaylencox8313
    @kaylencox8313 2 роки тому +51

    13:12
    Vitalasy sounds genuinely heartbroken because of Branzy's betrayal. I wanted to give him a hug. 😥😥

    • @memeing9544
      @memeing9544 2 роки тому +2

      I could just feel him I could feel how sad he feels

  • @rajasjoshi5275
    @rajasjoshi5275 Місяць тому

    I like how clownpierce and branzy are best friends and that funny editing. Truly a great video and branzy you are lucky that your best friend of lifesteal just so happens to be the deadliest, strongest, and the most feared assassin in the whole of minecraft

  • @Pirate__129
    @Pirate__129 Рік тому

    such a smart idea for it to be a fun house as the trap
    Awesome Vid branzy

  • @mixelmonster_
    @mixelmonster_ 2 роки тому +61

    I love Branzy slowly falling in love with Clown.

    • @ihatecereal1763
      @ihatecereal1763 2 роки тому +5

      its kinda scary ngl

    • @oddee8030
      @oddee8030 2 роки тому +7

      Nah, Clown fell in love then Branzy just started being in love too..that actually sounds scary. Wait..

    • @dnxx503
      @dnxx503 2 роки тому +1

      @@oddee8030 what

  • @LOLrpop
    @LOLrpop 2 роки тому +159

    *I am praying that someone doesn’t make BranzyPierce fanart on this-*

    • @oddee8030
      @oddee8030 2 роки тому +12

      Eh, Piercezy is better/j

    • @LOLrpop
      @LOLrpop 2 роки тому +1

      @@oddee8030 true

    • @morningstar2676
      @morningstar2676 2 роки тому +7

      @Projit didn't asked didn't cared+Fortnight

    • @bitonic589
      @bitonic589 2 роки тому +6

      @Projit I bet you're probably 11 years old lol

    • @sixscratch8384
      @sixscratch8384 2 роки тому +7

      Well it exists on the internet so……

  • @Existingiswownogood
    @Existingiswownogood 10 місяців тому +1

    That "I did it Branzy!" Was hilarious! 😂

  • @Voxs_Iphone
    @Voxs_Iphone 9 місяців тому +2

    So glad I found this channel when I did, amazing content!
    Also loved 5:07 made me laugh

  • @upstreamfish2090
    @upstreamfish2090 2 роки тому +22

    Branzy: You made some kind of deal with the devil to find out where that coal was
    Clownpierce: I posses powers you can’t even fathom

  • @marwanetyaboi6692
    @marwanetyaboi6692 2 роки тому +53

    It made me feel so bad that vitalasy was like “nooo I trusted you bransy” and bransy was trying to explain and say sorry

    • @bashali696
      @bashali696 2 роки тому +2

      The ‘BRANZY’ just before Clown killed Vitalasy was heartbreaking.

    • @norealusername
      @norealusername 2 роки тому +2

      At least Vitalasy still has Subz

  • @axoltl2119
    @axoltl2119 Рік тому

    Bro turned the funny video of killing people into an actual story of love laughter and betrayal don't know how you do it branzy just keep doing it

  • @justsomebaldguybeingaherof1476
    @justsomebaldguybeingaherof1476 2 роки тому +12

    9:38 It kinda sounds romantic in a way when Branzy said "I would either get those diamonds or your heart"

  • @cxctxs6950
    @cxctxs6950 2 роки тому +88

    You two could literally make a trap look like anything just the trap skills from branzy and building skills from clown make the traps look wonderful and creative, instead of the traps that other people just make, stone hole, and a bunch of players.

  • @lindawilliams4600
    @lindawilliams4600 2 місяці тому +1

    branzy+clownpierce= destruction of the universe

  • @scpfoundation2848
    @scpfoundation2848 Рік тому

    ClownPeirce: it wasn’t easy to part with my sparkling *** ****
    Branzy: oh is that what it is?
    Both: *laughs*

  • @ongpeijia8603
    @ongpeijia8603 2 роки тому +15

    4:35 " you look gorgeous today" man

  • @KillerQwueen_
    @KillerQwueen_ 2 роки тому +35

    Branzy looks like a mad scientist
    And clown Pierce is his failed expirement

  • @annabellezhang7359
    @annabellezhang7359 8 місяців тому

    The way they talk about the spaghetti scene...I love Branzy and Clown. Please do a
    I Married Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin...
    video.
    ❤❤❤

  • @jbird_7299
    @jbird_7299 Рік тому +3

    Alternate title: branzy betrays his friends, what happens in the end will SHOCK you!

  • @leodoni3491
    @leodoni3491 2 роки тому +66

    Poor Branzy just having hartattacks every 5 seconds then him just "swooning" for Clown.

  • @Simplicity711
    @Simplicity711 2 роки тому +23

    I just like how Skeptical acts so happy and excited

    • @oddee8030
      @oddee8030 2 роки тому

      Specticle*
      That's his personality! Goofy and excited, always-

  • @sioxs6636
    @sioxs6636 Рік тому +6

    11:45 Vitalisy could just escape

  • @Pekk_2
    @Pekk_2 2 роки тому +25

    I love how Speptical didn’t even try to kill Branzy

    • @BlueSodaPop_
      @BlueSodaPop_ 2 роки тому +3

      He was like "guess I'm dead now"

    • @dartmonkey877
      @dartmonkey877 2 роки тому

      @@BlueSodaPop_ his "I did it Branzy" is so funny lmao

  • @renaelovespugs2530
    @renaelovespugs2530 2 роки тому +23

    3:39 I’m dead 💀

    • @ImMisik
      @ImMisik Рік тому +1

      THEY ARE SO DANG FUNNY

  • @earljohnvalentos2123
    @earljohnvalentos2123 4 місяці тому

    wth, I can imagine clown being your man and he'll be always showing dominance with glimpse of humor

  • @naniterimorni1
    @naniterimorni1 2 роки тому +52

    When Vitalasy said 'We're teammates' and 'I thought I trusted you', It was very heartbreaking and he also sounded like he cried for a second there
    When Specticle said 'I did it Branzy', he literally was excited and when he killed Specticle he was so confused and he really liked the fun house. Specticle sounded like a small kid lol (not in an offensive way)

    • @NotGian1
      @NotGian1 Рік тому

      i think his mic wasnt plug in properly, and i felt bad for Vitalasy having trust in Branzy

    • @naniterimorni1
      @naniterimorni1 Рік тому

      @@NotGian1 ye you might be right
      But if his mic wasn't plugged in properly it would be most probably be distorted rather than that voice.

    • @NotGian1
      @NotGian1 Рік тому

      @@naniterimorni1 lol prince zam voice in his axolotl video when his mic is not plugged in he sounds like a 7 year old kid

  • @morzanstormbringer7722
    @morzanstormbringer7722 2 роки тому +22

    Clownpierce is a friggin' legend. He has survived so much in those 100 Player servers!

  • @possiblycreative1882
    @possiblycreative1882 2 роки тому +9

    Best part of the video is ClownPierce giving Branzy his sparkly sac....

  • @animetv1113
    @animetv1113 3 місяці тому

    "Where a hungry clown waits her his dinner" and then "The horrifying laugh" got me good

  • @healthnut1234
    @healthnut1234 Рік тому +1

    Clown pierce: Oche Mama what happened to my windows

  • @weepy_1025
    @weepy_1025 2 роки тому +48

    Branzy: Don't get to Clown's bad side!
    Also Branzy: I will have to betray him...

    • @pickledevourer1
      @pickledevourer1 2 роки тому +5

      he was talking about vitalasy

    • @apeiros46b
      @apeiros46b 2 роки тому +3

      I think he meant betray vitalasy, not betray clownpierce

    • @gamingwithpankajagarwal6773
      @gamingwithpankajagarwal6773 2 роки тому

      He wouldn't even think abt that as branzy only hope of surviving in lifesteal is traps and alliance

    • @gamingwithpankajagarwal6773
      @gamingwithpankajagarwal6773 2 роки тому +1

      @Projit in your dreams cause if your video was better u won't be here begging for views

    • @milanfn2
      @milanfn2 2 роки тому

      He cant end war now if he betrayd clown pice Branzy is dead

  • @username8105
    @username8105 2 роки тому +29

    Alternate title : Branzy and clownpierce being lovers for 14 mins

  • @ramideer5965
    @ramideer5965 Рік тому +2

    5:39 “Columbia some ramsays fun house” what the hell does that meam

  • @alphafraud6891
    @alphafraud6891 Рік тому

    "Hoochie mama what happened with my windows" was the thing Clownpeirce ever said

  • @kevinsadje3371
    @kevinsadje3371 2 роки тому +12

    13:00 congratulations branzy lol

  • @popboyfizzy8737
    @popboyfizzy8737 2 роки тому +67

    Branzy Never Seems To Dissapoint Us.Sooo Underated

  • @user-jx8qv8sg9g
    @user-jx8qv8sg9g День тому

    “The most deadliest (grammar) Minecraft player to exist.” Techno: *HEH?*

  • @levzander
    @levzander Рік тому

    Dream:deadliest player of mine craft?
    Technoblade:POTATO MACHINE GUN

  • @Shiryofruit
    @Shiryofruit 2 роки тому +32

    Branzy: "I Hired Minecraft's Hottest Assassin"

  • @chikaria46
    @chikaria46 2 роки тому +17

    i gotta give it to you this is one of the best lifesteal s3 videos that has been made so far good job.

  • @PotatoCat.-.
    @PotatoCat.-. Рік тому +1

    The first time Clown did a trust exercise I was so nervous but then I started to trust him

  • @Simpy425
    @Simpy425 Рік тому +1

    2:36 oh no, I can smell the fanficitons

  • @USA.AA.
    @USA.AA. 2 роки тому +9

    6:33 "I got this", *falls*

  • @Thunderheart-kc6ff
    @Thunderheart-kc6ff 2 роки тому +14

    At first this guy is the scariest guy I've ever seen, but when he's your friend, he's actually a really nice guy

  • @blight_zitro6476
    @blight_zitro6476 Рік тому

    He was so cute tho and such a happy baby im DYING OF CUTENESS SPECTICLE

  • @oofluffydreamsoo7352
    @oofluffydreamsoo7352 11 місяців тому

    this is such an emotional roller-coaster

  • @laurencuccaro
    @laurencuccaro 2 роки тому +23

    holy shit i thought this guy had like 10 mil subscribers. the editing and entertainment is insane. definitely subscribing

  • @xellazy133
    @xellazy133 2 роки тому +7

    "Deadliest Assasin"
    Technoblade: You dare challenge me?

    • @Salmsonberg
      @Salmsonberg Рік тому

      Clown Beats techno in crystal pvp pot pvp op duel uhc lifesteal kit diamond pot and techno beats hem in spam pvp which is 1.8 and axe pvp thats it lol so clown eaisly wins

  • @beniu1305
    @beniu1305 Рік тому +1

    “I Hired Minecraft’s Deadliest Assassin - A Love Story”

  • @LonelyBoy972
    @LonelyBoy972 Рік тому

    Clown:hootchie mama.. What Happened to my.... . windows?!
    Branzy:uh uh nothing nothing
    Clown:oh. Looks like my windows reappeared.

  • @_er2_
    @_er2_ 2 роки тому +14

    I would pay to see a duel between Techno and Clown, both of them have simple and chill personalities and are great at mc pvp, it would be like looking in a mirror for them

    • @egg746
      @egg746 2 роки тому +1

      Same ngl

    • @krakengaming3420
      @krakengaming3420 2 роки тому

      Clown would “clown” on techno, hate to break it to you. Techno isn’t that great.

    • @w1llyboi248
      @w1llyboi248 2 роки тому

      clownpierce would whoop techno's ass in 1.9+ pvp. techno has a better shot it 1.8 pvp tho bc clown mains 1.9+

  • @cllncl
    @cllncl 2 роки тому +120

    Holy shit you got Jester Penetrate on your side?! Damn, I couldn't even imagine being allied with Harlequin Puncture or even not wanting to be killed by the man himself Merryman Perforate

    • @shrochrome
      @shrochrome 2 роки тому +2

      Jester penetrate has over 1 million heart

    • @xudaniel2762
      @xudaniel2762 2 роки тому +3

      U watch div_y?

    • @jacobfredman9442
      @jacobfredman9442 2 роки тому +4

      Sorry fam but humorist puncture is gonna be the new dealiest member of the deadliest smp and he uses a VPN and an anti-misile defence system

    • @spookysquirtle
      @spookysquirtle 2 роки тому +1

      Jokerstab is his nickname in a discord server lol I have him friended

    • @ihatecereal1763
      @ihatecereal1763 2 роки тому +2

      im terrified of comedianpoke (the very rude type of poking) hes too good at pvp

  • @Seaweed_Brain_3
    @Seaweed_Brain_3 3 місяці тому

    I loved this, especially when clown goes "my sparkling *** ****!" 💀💀