Doug Crushes a Child's Dream

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  • Опубліковано 22 січ 2025

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  • @robotortoise
    @robotortoise Рік тому +314

    That was surprisingly insightful and well thought-out. This can't be DougDoug - maybe it's OugDoug? We hate DougDoug.

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 Рік тому +9

      This is the dougdoug that is bad at 2d platformers, you’re thinking of the one that is got at them

    • @WinderTP
      @WinderTP Рік тому +2

      This is Carl getting out of character to speak the truth from the bottom of his heart

    • @Yoppio_Iopio
      @Yoppio_Iopio Рік тому +1

      that was penguim doug doug

    • @pinkyshoes22
      @pinkyshoes22 Рік тому

      Gottem

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat Рік тому +4

      We hated OugDoug but we hate DougDoug

  • @Testperson001
    @Testperson001 Рік тому +268

    I mean....actually that was really helpful and insightful

    • @nightcapmain2699
      @nightcapmain2699 Рік тому

      I know right?! Good thing we DougDoug haters have a place to go, visit r/wehatedougdoug to continue the conversation!

  • @ZeldaboyOG
    @ZeldaboyOG Рік тому +39

    Technically life crushed their dreams. This was more a "give it too me straight doc" moment, and he did.

  • @Baphelon
    @Baphelon Рік тому +35

    Possibly the most serious I have ever seen Doug. Genuinely helpful too, realistic advice is better than hyping them up for potential failure

  • @noamV
    @noamV Рік тому +121

    DougDoug actually giving good advices makes me feel nauseous. Truly a change in his behavior since the blond hair.

    • @i-am-linja
      @i-am-linja Рік тому

      It's a balancing act. When he's reasonable he's more reasonable, but when he's obnoxious he's more obnoxious. Just look at the clip where he pesters Parkzer to make a pact. Even knowing it's all in good fun and he *will* leave Parkzer alone if asked firmly, that was difficult to watch.

    • @Kengstorm2
      @Kengstorm2 8 місяців тому

      @@i-am-linjaIt was difficult to watch two good friends joke about exchanging colon bacteria for a pact? I think you need to find more silly/rambunctious friends if you think that their exchange was bad or something.

    • @i-am-linja
      @i-am-linja 8 місяців тому

      @@Kengstorm2 Surely that's the _exact opposite_ of what I should do?

  • @s.c.e.w
    @s.c.e.w Рік тому +47

    Doug really thought he could pull off being Parkzer smh

  • @boiledelephant
    @boiledelephant Рік тому +55

    In terms of numbers and opportunity, aiming to be in e-sports is like aiming to be a major celebrity, or an Olympic athlete, or a billionaire. It's possible, but maybe have a Plan A for when it never happens.

    • @i-am-linja
      @i-am-linja Рік тому +4

      The advice I've heard is: aim to _do_ a particular thing, not to _be_ a particular thing. If you love acting, act; if you just want your face on buildings, don't waste your time.

  • @theonlyron
    @theonlyron Рік тому +13

    Everyone in chat is screaming for oxygen and I have no context, and I can't stop thinking:
    COME ON, COHAAGEN! GIVE DEEZ PEOPLE AIR!

  • @lemongreed7916
    @lemongreed7916 Рік тому +22

    this man is so evil, thousands of people are dying, deprived of oxygen, and he doesn't even pay attention

  • @pizzaispizza1
    @pizzaispizza1 6 місяців тому +1

    why is bro on the moon

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 11 місяців тому

    Honestly, DougDoug might have just saved that kid’s whole freakin’ adulthood.

  • @dissect123
    @dissect123 Рік тому +5

    Paying for a degree in e-sports sounds like one of the dumbest things you could possibly do.

    • @i-am-linja
      @i-am-linja Рік тому

      I wonder if there'll ever again be a genuinely new field of work that isn't either a soul furnace or a Ponzi scheme.

  • @username5155
    @username5155 Рік тому +3

    Ah yes, the child who goes to college

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated Рік тому +1

    One day Doug will be held accountable for his _many,_ many crimes.

  • @LordOfDegeneracy
    @LordOfDegeneracy Рік тому +2

    he do be right tho

  • @hothothotchocolate9620
    @hothothotchocolate9620 Рік тому +24

    he's being real but this isn't a 2d platformer

  • @nicooftheforest
    @nicooftheforest Рік тому +18

    D:

  • @giby8866
    @giby8866 Рік тому +9

    for everyone saying it was thoughtful, i haven't researched it, but getting a job as an esports manager cant be too hard if the guy who sucks at 2d platformers got a job at it

    • @WhatIsTheHeat
      @WhatIsTheHeat Рік тому +8

      No he began to suck at 2D platformers after he got the job.

    • @scj6693
      @scj6693 Рік тому +2

      for every 1 dougdoug there’s 150 people who dove headfirst into careers like this who we have never heard of because for one reason or another it did not work out

    • @techno1561
      @techno1561 Рік тому +4

      @scj6693 And we only know him because he started a UA-cam channel called DougDog. If he was still eSports Manager Douglas Wreden, we probably wouldn't have heard of him, or his olive oil habit.

  • @mosquito7307
    @mosquito7307 Рік тому +16

    WE HATE DOUG DOUG

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie Рік тому +3

    I'll be honest I have never understood the appeal of esports. Maybe it's my Nintendo-grown childish ass speaking, but my brain has only ever registered it as basically gentrified speedrunning. Not 1 to 1 wrt to the actions mind you, but like, grassroots community movement vs company backed giant cashpools begging for FIFA-like recognition.

    • @PrincessFelicie
      @PrincessFelicie 11 місяців тому

      @HarryLLC Glad to hear my ramblings make sense to at least one other person on Earth :)

  • @DingoOverlord
    @DingoOverlord Рік тому +7

    e”sports”

    • @ryko1478
      @ryko1478 Рік тому +3

      Hey sprry to interrupt but you put some quotes in there by accident

    • @i-am-linja
      @i-am-linja Рік тому +3

      E-"mail"