Greedfall Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Guns Only Challenge Is Broken

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  • @TheClone37
    @TheClone37 5 років тому +5983

    Its not a war crime if you havent declared war

    • @seanjohnson5706
      @seanjohnson5706 5 років тому +82

      So just a national crime?

    • @naughtyhieroglyph669
      @naughtyhieroglyph669 5 років тому +56

      Exactly!!! It is a policing action, so it is more than legal, it is EXTRAlegal.

    • @friedmule5403
      @friedmule5403 5 років тому +22

      Senpai ThatFriendzonesyou Funny comment, but also with tragic facts: That's the logic USA government did use for a longer period, they had a campaign against terrorism and send the terorist to Guantánamo for a stay.

    • @naughtyhieroglyph669
      @naughtyhieroglyph669 5 років тому +18

      @Death AGirl Extralegal means that it is not sanctioned by law.... It's a term used for when the government knowingly breaks the law.

    • @Christian-dd2qm
      @Christian-dd2qm 5 років тому +33

      @@thespiffingbrit But it's true: police may use tear gas and expanding bullets - soldiers may not. It's sort of real-life cheesing.

  • @DerpsWithWolves
    @DerpsWithWolves 5 років тому +1686

    "But sir, I don't want to be colonized..."
    "Now, you see... I have the flintlock, so be quiet."

    • @Jay_76
      @Jay_76 5 років тому +140

      "You can't colonize this area. We live here!"
      "Do you have a flag? No? No flag, no country!"

    • @onebigfatguy
      @onebigfatguy 5 років тому +15

      @@Jay_76 Thank you for that one Jingles.

    • @agihammerthief8953
      @agihammerthief8953 5 років тому +14

      " *cough* Good sir, I... *sneeze* I don't... don't want to... *wheeze* Sir, that's my golden llama, could you please... *cough* "
      "Yes? Speak up, peasant, I didn't quite catch that."

    • @tikkidaddy
      @tikkidaddy 5 років тому +4

      Oh...don't look now...😂

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 років тому +7

      “Now now young one, no need for violence. Here, take these blankets as a sign of our good will. I understand it can get quite cold this time of year”

  • @Arch_Twisted
    @Arch_Twisted 4 роки тому +620

    Spiff: "Guns. We will use guns. Guns are great!"
    America: "Spiff for president. Right now. Do it."

    • @jackryan444
      @jackryan444 3 роки тому +38

      You jest but he wouldn’t even be the worst candidate we’ve seen of late.

    • @KeithDavis277
      @KeithDavis277 3 роки тому +8

      Too bad that he wouldn't qualify

    • @dawnbr3aker689
      @dawnbr3aker689 3 роки тому +7

      I'd vote for him over the other choices, even though he couldn't win

    • @Ptr-ck7if
      @Ptr-ck7if 2 роки тому +2

      @@dawnbr3aker689 same

    • @IamLegend256
      @IamLegend256 2 роки тому +6

      YES! And then he can use his supreme executive power to merge the United States and the United Kingdoms and reform the British Empire. It's name will be British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo!

  • @Joe-pi9bx
    @Joe-pi9bx 5 років тому +1289

    So anyway, I started blasting.

    • @TheBarleyBug
      @TheBarleyBug 4 роки тому +20

      Yea. All right you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This!... is my BOOMSTICK!

    • @daytonjack3290
      @daytonjack3290 4 роки тому +5

      Luckily I had my pieces

    • @bobepilepapa4359
      @bobepilepapa4359 2 роки тому

      🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @E-GeL
    @E-GeL 3 роки тому +310

    Just finished this game like last week and I remembered this video, so thx Spiff, for teaching me how to colonize a whole island peacefully with guns

    • @hezekiahwallace2412
      @hezekiahwallace2412 2 роки тому +2

      There was a graphics upgrade and a DLC That came out for it recently.

    • @rsmvideos1002
      @rsmvideos1002 5 місяців тому

      Just want to add to this top comment that it looks like you can't use anointed weapons on guns...which is lucked behind guns....

  • @askjohansen9184
    @askjohansen9184 5 років тому +819

    Was bored
    Saw spiff uploaded a new vid
    *13 seconds ago*
    My happiness levels are peaking.

    • @askjohansen9184
      @askjohansen9184 5 років тому +17

      @@thespiffingbrit What do you take me for? Watching a Spiff video without tea? Unacceptable! The tea was in my hand before you had time to say Gentlemen ;)

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 5 років тому +1

      @@askjohansen9184 So what you're saying is that your tea is brewed before he uploads. Where do we get this modification to real life?

    • @ryanthemustacheguy7449
      @ryanthemustacheguy7449 5 років тому

      ikr

    • @noleaselnombre7935
      @noleaselnombre7935 5 років тому +2

      My house’s tables were literally covered in tea cups after this video

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 5 років тому

      I might've paused it after "Ladies and-", then brewed a cup of tea and played it again

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 5 років тому +3482

    Spiff, I would like to point out that this glorious exploit you have found is typically referred to as "grinding"

    • @cyryl3827
      @cyryl3827 5 років тому +253

      grinding is usually less effective than questing... and is only viable per zone for a certain level range... and usually you have to chose wether you farm exp, money or resources... and usually you can't get viable gear from just killing trash mobs.

    • @kabobawsome
      @kabobawsome 5 років тому +334

      @@cyryl3827 Different games have different levels of ease to grind. Some games are easier to grind in than others and Greedfall happens to be pretty easy. That doesn't make it not grinding.

    • @kkkeeeiiinnnooo
      @kkkeeeiiinnnooo 5 років тому +70

      Yeah I couldn't help but think that the whole time well watching this. Like tbh, you don't even need to do all the extra re spawn grinding. I got more then enough levels by just going through and killing everything in an area once and moving on
      Still a cool video and really good game though. I felt like the game was very easy, this video just confirmed it how easy it could be

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 5 років тому +64

      @@kkkeeeiiinnnooo Thing is, on normal difficulty you don't need to grind levels or ressources. Which is something i appreciate in an RPG.

    • @uneducatedisnotstupidlol1504
      @uneducatedisnotstupidlol1504 5 років тому +21

      He did loot dead ppl twice in the beginning

  • @MrCoop1989
    @MrCoop1989 3 роки тому +156

    I do love how it says “unbalanced” every time you shoot someone. It’s like....the game knows ;)

  • @micahsapienza1045
    @micahsapienza1045 3 роки тому +76

    You know Spiff, the amount of times you end up relying on firearms in various games is truly American of you!

  • @jameshaws9986
    @jameshaws9986 4 роки тому +131

    Sells studded armor immediately "I'll never use this" picks up studded armor later " this is super useful"

  • @ICrazySkills
    @ICrazySkills 5 років тому +1135

    I am 90% sure that spiffing wakes up and says "Good morning wife and child!"

    • @cmoor8616
      @cmoor8616 5 років тому +47

      @@thespiffingbrit Not before a nice cuppa though..
      *slurps*

    • @miles6492
      @miles6492 5 років тому +37

      Oh damn, I didn’t realize he was married and had a kid. I guess I figure streamers are always young and single. XD

    • @cwdrock
      @cwdrock 5 років тому +39

      I thought you devoted your life to Queeny!? I am so disappointed.

    • @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety
      @arueshalaetablebuildingsociety 5 років тому +90

      @@cwdrock Bold of you to assume that his fiance is not the Queen

    • @Sophia-vk5bq
      @Sophia-vk5bq 5 років тому +30

      Pretty sure his wife is a tea kettle and his son is a bag of Yorkshire gold...

  • @josealigueri1570
    @josealigueri1570 2 роки тому +165

    I actually loved this game, if it was givven AAA budget it would have become a wonderfull masterpiece, but just like Vampyr, both became games i love to revisit and play diferent

    • @Galaxy_Kal
      @Galaxy_Kal 2 роки тому +8

      Funny to see this comment as I just finished my first play through of Vampir, which I now love

    • @wubbalubbadubdub5867
      @wubbalubbadubdub5867 Рік тому +7

      Exactly was happily surprise by both. Greedfall had a great "world" with pretty good story mechanics. Vampire had an amazing vibe and decent overall mechanics

    • @chrisspiker5422
      @chrisspiker5422 Рік тому +1

      Bro I tried this game and I just couldn't. My lord.

    • @ninvusoogoar6098
      @ninvusoogoar6098 Рік тому

      @@chrisspiker5422 yeah same. magic was kinda trash if i remember correctly. the story was super boring and predictable. spifs vids almost always make me wana play these games again till i start playing and realize some of them like greed fall are just a pain to play lol

    • @Skull.man00
      @Skull.man00 4 місяці тому

      Vampyr was good. Somehow I'm planning to buy it to play it again#
      Since 3-4 years....

  • @thegreycrusader
    @thegreycrusader 5 років тому +542

    "Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the Gun." - Ash Williams.

  • @thetacopunch
    @thetacopunch 5 років тому +345

    player: *breaks down the door and waves a blunderbuss around* WHERE IS THE TEA YOU PRIMATIVE SAVAGES

  • @pakornwattanavrangkul2550
    @pakornwattanavrangkul2550 5 років тому +243

    "Guns only", proceeds to whack bandits with fire sword...

    • @johnnys3528
      @johnnys3528 3 роки тому +15

      He paid for the fire sword, he's gonna use the fire sword.

  • @abramtabor7726
    @abramtabor7726 5 років тому +310

    2:54 what the area 51 raid is going to be like, in a nutshell

    • @amethystgamer852
      @amethystgamer852 5 років тому +5

      It's the USA, they can easily get guns tho

    • @hamishmarshall7782
      @hamishmarshall7782 5 років тому +1

      It’s going to be like out in the desert, not in a nutshell.

    • @abramtabor7726
      @abramtabor7726 5 років тому

      Thanks so much for the heart! Keep up the great content!

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald 5 років тому +4

      @@amethystgamer852 you misunderstand...
      that's the entire point ;p

    • @angrysquirrel8816
      @angrysquirrel8816 5 років тому +2

      Idk why some people think the area 51 thing is actually a good idea. It only takes 1 bullet to kill somebody, the area 51 personnel have lots of bullets and are highly trained. Sure America has the most firearms of any country, but fat lot of good that does when a bunch of idiots rush a well-armed fortified military base. Its only really relevant in case of a foreign invasion where the enemy cant go 2 feet without getting the shit shot out of them.

  • @Mestrinox
    @Mestrinox 5 років тому +352

    Colonianism: *exists*
    Greedfall: i seee
    The Spiffing Brit: SHUUUT UP AND TAKE MY TEA BAGS

    • @geraldsoria1764
      @geraldsoria1764 5 років тому +7

      a brit would see the qing empire burn before giving up their tea...oh wait

  • @zsephrael3763
    @zsephrael3763 5 років тому +70

    Literally just commenting because this man convinced me to try Yorkshire Gold. I have to say, it's pretty amazing. 10/10 will tea again

    • @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg
      @Wanderingwalker-ke6mg 5 років тому +1

      Zsabryna Burris it’s amazing that tea is considered so British considering the amount of people that died before it was commonly found over here 🤔 ah well, history is a fucker.

  • @alvernepaiva3287
    @alvernepaiva3287 3 роки тому +41

    The fact that when he shoots the first boss It appear in the health bar "Unaballanced" already shows that the devs were expecting spiff to break the game

  • @wanderingbufoon
    @wanderingbufoon 4 роки тому +12

    "we will be sleeping for 4 days straight"
    why is this so relatable?

  • @MarkusPresson
    @MarkusPresson 5 років тому +570

    By george! a spiffing video at this time? Where's my cuppa tea?

    • @shaneryding1090
      @shaneryding1090 5 років тому +1

      Hul hul hul hi!

    • @jackbennett6902
      @jackbennett6902 5 років тому

      Where's my coffee?

    • @sargentzero
      @sargentzero 5 років тому +3

      I was Lucky to have my tea ready.

    • @jackbennett6902
      @jackbennett6902 5 років тому

      @@monobrow538 fine, fine. Is root beer acceptable?

    • @leobracken2316
      @leobracken2316 5 років тому +1

      @@jackbennett6902 Is it a type of tea? If yes then it is fine. And if it isn't tea...

  • @スガル
    @スガル 5 років тому +88

    5:15 "...and now we need to prove that we can fight."
    *SHOTS FIRED*

  • @LordEdmund1973
    @LordEdmund1973 5 років тому +104

    Game Dev: *makes game encouraging you to play it a certain way*
    Spiff: *cheeses game so hard he puts it into a completely different genre*

  • @dpalmerama
    @dpalmerama 3 роки тому +96

    GreedFall is an amazing game! Really loving it, and amazed at just how long the game is.

  • @Metroidkalib
    @Metroidkalib 5 років тому +53

    Fox: *exists*
    Spiff: The Queen says hello!

  • @bronopaly9835
    @bronopaly9835 5 років тому +293

    ...I wish you did a “reality is a perfectly balanced game” and show me how to avoid all problems I will face

    • @drapas
      @drapas 4 роки тому +22

      Yeeeah, you're going to need to create a brand new character, though. Just choose a rich background and you are basically set

    • @bruceelder208
      @bruceelder208 4 роки тому +9

      He does it in every video.. at the start... you know... the glorious beverage?

    • @AnEnemySpy456
      @AnEnemySpy456 4 роки тому

      Just choose all the perks that give you the most money at the start. And choose White for your race, it's a total game breaker.
      DISCLAIMER: As in White people have it easier, not that they're a superior race, calm your tits.

    • @PHAToregon
      @PHAToregon 4 роки тому +4

      An Enemy Spy the sun doesn’t agree with being white making life easier (pretty Western centric statement). I’m sure being rich Saudi is the ultimate build, choose an oil family faction for sure. Also, you’re much less likely to burn in the sun like whitey 👍.

    • @TankHunter678
      @TankHunter678 4 роки тому +4

      @@AnEnemySpy456 Depending on your Starting Nation choosing White can cause your difficulty level to be force locked at Really Difficult with numerous Identity Politics related debuffs.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 років тому +67

    26:42 That lady just calmly walking down the street, _through_ the fight, not giving a single damn. XD

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 5 років тому +3

      Stiff upper lip and all that.

  • @DinoFiend
    @DinoFiend 4 роки тому +35

    Absolutely love this game. Guns did save my life when my sword couldn’t.

  • @Luke-fb6ee
    @Luke-fb6ee 5 років тому +31

    As soon as you said “plants” and “crafting supplies” I thought it was gonna be another tower of buckets scenario

  • @therevenant40k
    @therevenant40k 2 роки тому +16

    "Guns always have a habit of winning when put in the hand of Spiff" - The Spiffing Brit, 2022, 3:02

  • @bartender0019
    @bartender0019 5 років тому +23

    DUDE no joke I got this game THIS week god every day you give me another reason to love this channel

    • @emailname8624
      @emailname8624 5 років тому

      Reminds me of an easier cross between oblivion and dark souls

    • @Kenichitr
      @Kenichitr 5 років тому

      @James Ham turn down cloth physics and texture quality to high(both bugged) , and set prerendered frames to 1(nvidia control panel>3d settings>low latency>on, i dont know how to do it on amd cards). After making like this my stutter and low fps problems fixed. Now I get 100 to 150 fps(but I limited my fps to 60 just to get a stable performance)

  • @eriksolce7000
    @eriksolce7000 5 років тому +402

    "A" for sure. Excellent game that I finished just a few days ago.
    You may have cheesed it into oblivion but if you play it as intended it's not hard at all. It has a good story and reminds me of Bioware products before EA turned the company into the abomination it is today.

    • @nannerdunlocke1231
      @nannerdunlocke1231 5 років тому +22

      Why would you call a starved human on life support (thats about to be unplugged) an abomination?

    • @jan_harald
      @jan_harald 5 років тому +13

      hey, at least he didn't cheese it to skyrim ;p
      **badum tss**

    • @Longshot441
      @Longshot441 5 років тому +4

      @@jan_harald To the gallows with ye.

    • @generalmonkey7340
      @generalmonkey7340 5 років тому +1

      Yeah games like dragon age orgins

    • @gameglitcher
      @gameglitcher 5 років тому +2

      The saying "cheesed it into oblivion" has a special meaning on this channel.

  • @TazzSmk
    @TazzSmk 3 роки тому +41

    now it makes sense why British colonized with firearms and not magic,
    thanks for teaching me a history lesson Brit! :)

    • @DC-hw7fw
      @DC-hw7fw 5 місяців тому

      Magic is for pussies. Not REAL men, let alone successful colonizers! ;)

  • @jackofblades6736
    @jackofblades6736 4 роки тому +173

    Who’s here because it’s free on ps plus?

    • @aidanthornton173
      @aidanthornton173 3 роки тому +3

      I'm still trying to decide which class to go with lol.

    • @szmeple635
      @szmeple635 3 роки тому +9

      @@aidanthornton173 choose GUN

    • @yahgoten
      @yahgoten 3 роки тому

      e yes

    • @alfredogrande413
      @alfredogrande413 3 роки тому

      Me and that was the best free game i've ever played

    • @ino_mation
      @ino_mation 3 роки тому +4

      I'm here because it has been on Game Pass for a couple months, loving it, hadn't heard a thing about it before I started playing it, but then heard people didn't like it?! Crazy people.

  • @Poitisan
    @Poitisan 5 років тому +4

    oh my, when you mentioned having a cup of tea for the first in this video, I realized that I, for the very first time ever, came prepared with not only a cup (because it's already finished), but with a whole thermos pot full of more tea (more tea = best tea). what a delight. I will now go on and enjoy the rest of the video, thank you very much.

  • @typenick6200
    @typenick6200 5 років тому +35

    "The British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo" 10/10 let's do it

  • @TENGILL
    @TENGILL 5 років тому +7

    His voice makes my soul vibrate, the tea is strong in this one!

  • @LordSquirrelShow
    @LordSquirrelShow 5 років тому +310

    Absolutely loving this game. The negative reviews by many of my favorite reviewers are honestly mindblowing to me .

    • @nahuelmat
      @nahuelmat 4 роки тому +117

      When your budget isn't enough to pay for reviewers but to make a great game instead. I started playinf and I'm loving it!

    • @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451
      @ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451 4 роки тому +60

      I never ever listen to reviews because they're almost always biased

    • @coffechipmunk2108
      @coffechipmunk2108 4 роки тому +24

      Dude your pfp is pretty stupid

    • @LordSquirrelShow
      @LordSquirrelShow 4 роки тому +28

      @@coffechipmunk2108 ...Brother?!

    • @corbindewaal7294
      @corbindewaal7294 4 роки тому +4

      Looking at getting it. I hear the combat sucks and game gets boring quick what are your thoughts?

  • @2percentright
    @2percentright 4 роки тому +16

    There's a reason the phrase "Never bring a knife to a gun fight." is so common.

  • @SupaDanteX
    @SupaDanteX 5 років тому +150

    Im only about 3/4 through the video so I could be wrong still, but if Im correct, this exploit video boils down to "Grinding"? lol

    • @user-zu1ix3yq2w
      @user-zu1ix3yq2w 5 років тому +15

      I might say grinding + damage-boosting/perks and some stun mechanic (I don't remember). Might really just be grinding, though. Because that seems to be very different from how the game is meant to be played.

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 5 років тому +3

      A little grinding but this is a good way to go about it.

    • @daniellaycock2156
      @daniellaycock2156 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah the only exploity part seems to be the sleeping to reset but idk

    • @JohnSmith-ty2he
      @JohnSmith-ty2he 4 роки тому +14

      @@daniellaycock2156 That's not an exploit either... that's what you call a respawn timer... part of grinding in every game ever.

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 4 роки тому +13

      @@JohnSmith-ty2he I wouldn't call it grinding killing rathalos 200 mother fucking times in monster hunter to get a god damn plate is grinding. I would call this power leveling and min maxing, but they are so close to the same thing its up to opinion.

  • @arno_groenewald
    @arno_groenewald 5 років тому +160

    I think gaming companies really need to start considering the "Spiffing factor" in their design. 😂

    • @Chronoscvb158
      @Chronoscvb158 4 роки тому +4

      Well, time for me to show off my age. See, back in the old days before mobile games, VR, even the xbox, game devs had what they called QA testing. Yes it was real, it's not a myth. Games were usually a lot harder to break back then, and even more fun when we did break them

    • @czitrom42
      @czitrom42 3 роки тому +6

      I think they did:
      -Hey Joe, do you want a free ad by the famous youtuber Spiffing Brit?
      -Sure!
      -Then we need more exploits!

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto 3 роки тому +3

      Realisticaly, why bother?
      If people enjoy your game more by breaking it, let em. Enjoying is the reason they're playing it (and buying it) in the first place.
      Fix the exploits and some people will enjoy your game less.
      And people that feel exploits break the game won't care much either way since they can just not use them.

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 Рік тому

      @@SirConto depends. If it breaks the game like crashing it hard? Yes fix it

    • @SirConto
      @SirConto Рік тому

      @@mugenokami2201 Obviously bugs that crash the game should be fixed, nobody enjoys those.
      I'm talking specifically about exploits there.

  • @TrueLifeRetelling
    @TrueLifeRetelling 5 років тому +4

    That fact that I have to make a Cup a tea to watch your videos is inconvenient, not joking

  • @peterfichna7194
    @peterfichna7194 5 років тому +7

    You know, I did pause the video and got meself a mint tea. Now to watch the rest of this awesomeness

  • @Colonel_Overkill
    @Colonel_Overkill 4 роки тому +18

    I stumbled on this build by accident on my first playthrough. thought it was too easy till I picked up a sword. after shrugging I tossed it back down and picked my rifle back up to spread the greatness of the colony of the United States of America!!!!!

  • @Fox7-h8r
    @Fox7-h8r 5 років тому +10

    Where's my Yorkshire tea reminder this time?! My evening is ruined now! Thanks a lot Spiff !

  • @MindlessRipOffs
    @MindlessRipOffs 2 роки тому +3

    On behalf of the Oil Loving Order of the Bald Eagle, I hereby recognize Spiff as an honorary American.

  • @TmanT321
    @TmanT321 4 роки тому +48

    "Mega-exploit" I believe is what Spiff has his spouse whisper in his ear during intercourse.

  • @NoVaCharlie
    @NoVaCharlie Місяць тому +2

    How does a Brit know about the greatest movie ever made, Breakin’ 2? Fantastic

  • @Nathdood
    @Nathdood 4 роки тому +1

    How have I just now found your videos? Hilarious. Subbed after like 30 seconds.

    • @heroicgoo915
      @heroicgoo915 4 роки тому

      Crazy!!! this dude's frickin hilarious mate.Glad you've discovered him coz you're in for a right larf!!!

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN 5 років тому +25

    Even watching this game be heavily exploited, it still makes me want to play it.

  • @defensivekobra3873
    @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +11

    "Guns have a habit of winning when put in the hands of spiff"
    Spiffing brit 2019

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 5 років тому +131

    I feel like having a nice cup of Yorkshire tea right now.

    • @connor4435
      @connor4435 5 років тому +4

      There's a starman waiting in the sky why not Yorkshire tea gold

    • @randythekooks
      @randythekooks 5 років тому +2

      @@connor4435 that's what I'm drinking right now

    • @therefinedgoose9368
      @therefinedgoose9368 5 років тому

      @@randythekooks that tea sucks

    • @connor4435
      @connor4435 5 років тому

      Kuro Aiden good

    • @connor4435
      @connor4435 5 років тому

      Salin fall HERACY

  • @budzas
    @budzas 5 років тому +24

    Just add stasis (magic) put 4 points to get 50% more damage on next shot. Game done.

  • @skyfiretaino7922
    @skyfiretaino7922 2 роки тому +2

    This video gave me an amazing experience In a game I would never have played, had I not happened across you, so ggs brother, honestly. Few years have passed now, just dropping by to say 👍

  • @defensivekobra3873
    @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +39

    "Nobody can win"
    -spiff 2019

  • @nroke1684
    @nroke1684 5 років тому +155

    This video is “ how to play percival frederickstein von musselklossowski de rolo the III in greedfall”

  • @OnBrandRP
    @OnBrandRP 5 років тому +153

    Who would win, Guns or Magic?
    Why not combine both ;)

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому +20

      Last time I tried that, the Devil gave me seven magic bullets

    • @8vantor8
      @8vantor8 5 років тому +11

      Magic bullets that create more bullets wile they are airborn= that guy is dead

    • @wickederebus
      @wickederebus 5 років тому +7

      @@8vantor8 didn't Skyrim have a bow that did that with arrows?
      Like it drops 9 that cannot be picked up, and have 0 movement speed, but it functions as a shotgun at close range?
      Or am I thinking of something else?

    • @Ed-tc2pg
      @Ed-tc2pg 5 років тому +14

      Programmer, Do your want magic or guns?
      Devs, Yes.

    • @thelast749
      @thelast749 5 років тому +4

      I actually ran a Magic Gunslinger Build in Greedfall, it's so fun.

  • @crazypescador
    @crazypescador 4 роки тому

    Oh Man, the most enjoyable Brit in the world is super funny.
    Very good job, man. Cheers from Brazil!

  • @Apudurangdinya
    @Apudurangdinya 5 років тому +5

    Harry Potter : expecto patro-
    Spiff : *BANG* oh i`m sorry did you say something love ?

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 4 роки тому +29

    In fairness to the game, you really don't even need to do this. I played it exactly as intended and basically achieved what you did but without spending time grinding.

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 5 років тому +12

    Before i got on youtube i got myself cup of tea and then Spiffing Brit video. Coincidence? *I think QUEEN sent me a message God save the QUEEN*

  • @OblivionsChild
    @OblivionsChild 5 років тому +23

    Wait, did Spiff take damage in that first encounter? But he said he wouldn't?! -Cleans eyes with Tea-
    Nevermind, false alarm.

  • @wesmantooth6369
    @wesmantooth6369 4 роки тому

    My favorite you tube channel. Please keep making videos Spiff!!!

  • @claytonburns5670
    @claytonburns5670 4 роки тому

    'And it's going to be called British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo!'
    I love you, Spiff. Keep making the videos.

  • @viervonvisonar9889
    @viervonvisonar9889 5 років тому +47

    Petition for spiff to exploit mount and blade warband for real

    • @hlibtarabrov8387
      @hlibtarabrov8387 5 років тому +4

      Tournaments are so good in M&B. Love merchant kid start and just getting 10k by day 2 from betting on yourself

  • @kirron9994
    @kirron9994 5 років тому +29

    Sees 7:11
    "Is that the Cleric Beast from Bloodborne?"

  • @edbeastgaming
    @edbeastgaming 5 років тому +43

    Next up how many ways to take over the world while drinking tea.

  • @Davyboy3324
    @Davyboy3324 4 роки тому

    Thank you my friend. I started playing this recently and so many tips and trick videos never pointed this out. I made this first attempt and by accident though. Still works and it's 10/13/2020.
    Not to mention if you go into traps. Thus leading into both becoming a bomb that poisons once you have the "Rage"? gauge full. I beat the arena at level 13, even before bombs, kept testing it after each level and bomb, Explosive? Made it so much easier.
    America... Guns though are no joke.

  • @stefanmihajlovski1543
    @stefanmihajlovski1543 3 роки тому

    This is the best channel in the exquisite lands of the UA-cams.

  • @mitchellbonds766
    @mitchellbonds766 3 роки тому +11

    I rather enjoyed Greedfall. Sure, it didn't have the polish you expect from a AAA title, and some mechanics were a bit shallow, but all the characters were memorable, the voice acting was great, and playing a diverse quick/rogue/diplomat build was super fun. I'd definitely buy a sequel if they made one.

  • @UltimatelyEverything
    @UltimatelyEverything 3 роки тому +28

    I know this is an old video but we need more of this game it would be cool if you went back and played it again.

  • @strigon012
    @strigon012 2 роки тому +4

    'Guns are OP.' - Sun Tsu, The Art of War

  • @davidlambkin1179
    @davidlambkin1179 2 роки тому +2

    >sells Old Studded Cuirass because he'll "never be able to wear it".
    >4 minutes later
    >loots Old Studded Cuirass and equips it.

  • @Turtlesism
    @Turtlesism 4 роки тому +1

    This isn't so much of an exploit as it is just you grinding. On the other hand, you've convinced me to get and play this game!

  • @kylecruthers4037
    @kylecruthers4037 2 роки тому +6

    I like how it's such a British game so you played it the most American way possible

  • @jarlalleouros7308
    @jarlalleouros7308 5 років тому +4

    First time I've seen a new game exploited so quickly... I smell future releases of many games to be in similar states. It both warms and chills my tea cup.

    • @thespanishinquisition4078
      @thespanishinquisition4078 5 років тому

      Skyrim can literally be exploited before the tutorial ends. (One of the tutorial NPCs is unkillable. He also doesn't attack you. And you DO level up by attacking him.) So if you ignore the dragon and go slap that dude you can reach max lvl on all weapons before even actually entering real combat. Plus a fuckton of health/magic/stamina.
      Also fallout 3 can be cheesed before you even stop being a baby if you glitch the father so he stays behind and leave the room. So leave it to todd howard to make a game that breaks before you even technically have a character, as this happens before you get to the stat choosing screen.

  • @Daniel.K_
    @Daniel.K_ 5 років тому +125

    hey Spiff, i have a little question: are there Exploits in Sunless Sea and Sunless Sky? the games have TEA after all... i like Earl Grey

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 5 років тому +4

      Sunless Sea - Lifebergs
      Sunless Skies - I dunno, haven't played it.

    • @Roalethiago
      @Roalethiago 5 років тому +5

      Earl grey hot?

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 5 років тому +2

      I’m not much of a tea drinker but when I do get a cuppa the good stuff I prefer peppermint.

    • @Dark0neone
      @Dark0neone 5 років тому +3

      Earl Gray brewed in milk is tasty, so you can shush about Earl Gray

    • @Oryxification
      @Oryxification 5 років тому +4

      Well if you upgrade from an Altani-Class Outrider to a Medea-class Destroyer with all your Auxillary slots full each with a different ability like mining assaying and butchering they carry over to the new locomotive even if they aren't equipped anymore!

  • @OctorokSushi
    @OctorokSushi 5 років тому

    I'm so glad this channel showed up in my recommended section, these videos are fantastic lmao.

  • @EvanOfTheDarkness
    @EvanOfTheDarkness 4 роки тому +1

    You have my support. I'd like to see the British Empire 2 Electric Boogaloo. It'll be Majestic!

  • @kustisammul8453
    @kustisammul8453 5 років тому +44

    "Given the chance, players will optimize the fun out of a game"

  • @johncopenhaver4477
    @johncopenhaver4477 3 роки тому +13

    I can never tell, when a Brit talks about the queen if them actually rever her or are being sarcastic and really hate the monarchy.

    • @israelmota9307
      @israelmota9307 2 роки тому +4

      I heard most people love the queen tbh

    • @Rwnds7967
      @Rwnds7967 2 роки тому +3

      Nah, the truth is much more boring. Most people are meh. if anyone gets really fanatical about the royal family then you'll most likely think they're a bit mental. They most likely are a bit mental tbh. how can you have such strong feelings about something that is notoriously neutral?
      Anyway in answer to your original question, those kind of ramblings are just the same as anyone playing a character, it shows none of spiff's real opinion on the queen at all. No correlation.

    • @JohnArktor
      @JohnArktor 2 роки тому

      generally they like the queen, but are more nuanced about the monarchy.

  • @Hellfurian1972
    @Hellfurian1972 2 місяці тому +2

    I love your personality as it reflects my Gemini one lol. I would buy you a beer mate.

  • @ops3892
    @ops3892 5 років тому +2

    Theres no other voice id love to hear other then Spiffing voice after a long stressful day.

  • @NinoEran
    @NinoEran 3 роки тому +1

    I’m going to go this a merry whirl! Cheers, mate!

  • @chuckelator
    @chuckelator Рік тому

    I REALLY loved this game, so glad to see you did this video!

  • @Oryxification
    @Oryxification 3 роки тому +3

    You only really need one point in each talent tree to max out a skill for that moment. Take blacksmithing for example. Kurt in the party gives you +1, wearing the smithing gloves gives another, add in 1 point to BS and suddenly you have mastercrafted upgrades for ALL your gear at the start of the game. If you then add science upgrades to a piece of chest armour and have 2 points in science you can have max ammo at the start of the game. Also get a cape thats one charisma have the magic woman in your party thats another and a point spent thats max charisma allowing you to breeze through all quests with ease.

  • @Barbeque_Sauce_1234
    @Barbeque_Sauce_1234 5 років тому +5

    You know, I like it when a game can be broken to bits and still be perfectly functional. Maybe people will say 'okay, that's not the intended playstyle...', but it's still _a_ playstyle.

  • @grihoriko8800
    @grihoriko8800 4 роки тому +11

    Spiff: launch this game on a rig with rtx2080ti and last gen processor - "30 fps will melt my eyes"
    Me: launch this game on a 10 years old piece of a pc with gtx560ti and first gen i5 - "30 fps is a perfectly balanced"

  • @simracingsemantics9821
    @simracingsemantics9821 4 роки тому

    Oh spiff, my favorite redcoat. Actually bought a box of Yorkshire tea to sip while watching your videos. Keep up the great content, mate

  • @XxBlackXephosxX
    @XxBlackXephosxX 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao i was debating on buyin this game and so I immediately checked your channel to see if you've played it and you've convinced me to get it

  • @Aldrewa
    @Aldrewa 5 років тому +4

    I watched this while drinking a nice Pu-Erh Assam blend. Lovely, just lovely

  • @tatu5539
    @tatu5539 5 років тому +10

    I'll proudly announce that i've done my part in making the British Empire 2: Electric Boogaloo.

  • @MrGreenToS
    @MrGreenToS 2 роки тому +2

    While I quit the game the first time because I wasn't a fan of the gun play I did end up restarting because of this video and went magic and actually beat it. Glad this video made me reconsidered getting around to finally finishing it.

  • @Trashcandobrando
    @Trashcandobrando 4 роки тому

    Spiffs cuts from dark gameplay to the stock photos with the white background brighter than the sun were eye melting

  • @juniorsoares7277
    @juniorsoares7277 5 років тому +4

    Another lovely spiffingbrit video with another nice cup of COFFEE

  • @antonyduhamel1166
    @antonyduhamel1166 4 роки тому +13

    "We're not meant to have 45 bullets at this stage of the game."
    At my current save, I've been buying and crafting bullets so much I've got 445. And no, that's not a typo.

    • @cob6150
      @cob6150 4 роки тому +1

      I have like 80,000. And no, that’s not a typo

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 4 роки тому

      @@cob6150 i have 5 no typo

    • @cob6150
      @cob6150 4 роки тому +1

      @@trla6505 lmao

    • @arvindkhurana8851
      @arvindkhurana8851 3 роки тому

      Why craft that many when you can just replicate that and most of the other consumables?

    • @antonyduhamel1166
      @antonyduhamel1166 3 роки тому

      @@arvindkhurana8851 Because crafting them is easier, simpler and less time consuming?

  • @damien8949
    @damien8949 2 роки тому +3

    When you’re on harder difficulty’s every single beginner mission is worth while as the smallest thing can save you.

  • @Deatomizer
    @Deatomizer 5 років тому

    Looooove the narrating ;) The game is fun as well

  • @thetruesarcasticone6661
    @thetruesarcasticone6661 5 років тому +1

    How spiff makes videos
    90% stock images
    10% game