Everything Wrong With Exodus 20 in the Bible
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- Опубліковано 4 сер 2024
- It's time for the Ten Commandments. Which are really, like, two good rules and a whole lot of fluff.
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I swear if you get through the whole bible you deserve an award!
That would take 23 years...
@@freedapeeple4049 would watch for all 23 years.
@@grrsss8335 me too
"forget the devil ! Grammar is god's worst enemy" lolllll
Re ya go e fetsa.
This series has quickly become my favorite way to read the bible. I hope he gets through the entire thing!
I once read the bible cover to cover, this is much more fun 😁
Have you calculated how long it would take? I have not but I don’t think I will live through it all.
@@richardkranium2944 lmao! If I did the math correctly, it'll take almost 23 years to get through, if he uploads once a week. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jeremyrodriguez324 that’s a long time. He will look like Santa Claus by the time he’s done.
@@richardkranium2944 it'll probably fill up the interweb.
Maybe one of the commandments should've been, "Do as I say, not as I do".
Thou shalt not do as I do, Thou shalt do as I say
At least that would have made God sound more like a father figure. ; )
He kinda says that in Isaiah 55:8
"For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways," declares the LORD.
That comment is a masterpiece
It is Genesis 14:4 - the 4th song of Genesis 14th album - "Jesus He Loves Me" :-)
I like the verse that says, "...Moses approached the thick darkness where God was."
Seems very appropriate since everything about this god resides in a black hole of ignorance and immorality.
See also Psalm 18:9-12; Isaiah 45:7.
I wonder if God is a thick Boi.
I love that these premiere on Sundays, and I love how many atheists are getting an annotated reading of the Bible.
Check out the annotated bible on rationalwiki. It can be good in places. No links allowed tho it seems 👍😂
@@harveywabbit9541 And Kevin Costner in Waterworld 😂. Actually, I was born in Clackmannan in Scotland. Later lived on the Isle of Mannan ( Isle of man ). Both named after the Celtic sea God Mannin. Now I live in China, named after emperor Chin, who became a God. I reckon, if not for the Jesus thing, Moses would be long forgotton. In worshiping terms. All goes back to Pagans I suppose.
Except people in places like Australia, where it's Monday for us.
@@skepticusmaximus184 Me in China.. Sunday just.. 11pm 😂
3:20 am Down under. 😉
The 10 commandments are so important that the different denominators can't even agree on how to count them.
I'm disappointed Hemant didn't run a tally. There's really eleven or twelve of them (or more, depending on how you parse the "covet" rules.)
my particular sect is the right one!!!!!!!!1111111111111
There are at least 40,000 different Christian denominations because none of them can agree on what the Bible says. And no two Christians interpret the Bible the same way. What all knowing god couldn’t have his supposed word written so everyone could understand it and interpret it equally? If simplicity is genius then god is an imbecile.
In fact, Catholics leave out the graven images commandment entirely, that's why they divide the coveting list.
There are 4 sets of commandments and 613 laws by ‘god’. Almost all of the 613 laws pertain to the primitive era in which they were written but both ‘god’ and Jesus specifically state that all those laws will be in effect until the end of time. You could understand primitive writers of the Bible to believe their backward era would never change. But a god or Jesus who are all knowing KNEW things would change and almost all of those 613 laws wouldn’t apply in modern days. This proves that no god wrote those laws. Men did.
I’m amused at many of them. One of the 613 says is a man sleeps with his daughter in law then both the man and the daughter in law must be executed. But later in the Bible Mr Lot’s daughters get their daddy drunk and rape him on successive nights. Another law says if a child curses at his father that child must be executed. So according to god it’s okay to drug and rape your father but if you cuss at him you get executed.
And it’s okay to god to rape your father but it’s a death sentence if a man and daughter have a consensual affair.
No wonder Christians are the most prolific cherry pickers in the history of cherry-picking. If they actually adhered to god’s 613 laws none would be alive or have eyesight.
Jesus said to gouge out your eyes if you feel lust. Every normal human experiences lust so if you see a Christian without a seeing eye dog he’s a damned hypocrite.
Christians like to weasel out of laws by saying “Well, that was in the old testament so it doesn’t count”. That’s bullshit since the Ten Commandments were in the old testament and they want to erect the Ten Commandments in front of every building in the country.
Christians try to excuse god’s horrible wrath and the draconian laws in the Old Testament by saying those laws ceased to be in effect when Jesus arrived. But they are not being honest and they haven’t even read the Bible they say is the word of the god they worship. In Matthew 5:17-18 Jesus says he has come to ENFORCE the Old Testament laws. And to Christians who say Old Testament laws cease to be valid when Jesus appeared why do they say they follow the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament?
MATTHEW 5:17-18
“Think not that I have come to abolish the law and the prophets; I have NOT come to abolish them but to FULFILL THEM!”
“For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, NOT one iota, NOT a dot, will pass from the law until all is accomplished.”
Jesus loves the laws of the Old Testament and likes having people stoned to death, even innocent rape victims. And he believes if you eat shellfish you’re going to hell. And if you masturbate you’re going to hell.
Jesus’ affirming all the Old Testament laws in Matthew 5:17-18 completely debunks the myth that Jesus is all about love. Jesus even said “Slaves obey your masters, even the cruel ones”. Jesus was pro slavery. (1 Peter 2:18) The Bible says you can beat your adult and child slaves almost to the point of death. What just or moral god could advocate ownership of other humans and beating them almost to death?
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My mother struggles with severe mental illness and was very abusive toward me and my siblings and as we got older and started fighting back and calling her on her behavior this was literally her biggest explanation why she can do whatever she wanted to us and we just have to deal. Honor your mother and your father. She kicked my dad out and raised us alone so it just came down to honor your mother. And she felt like that gave her free reign and zero responsibility for her actions.
Narcissistic mothers…. I have one.
Parents, provoke not thy children to wrath! Ephesians 6:4. Used this all the time as a child to respond to my mom’s “Children obey your parents.” Confused the heck out of her.
To you and Art Bok. A virtual hug through the internet. You awareness of their shortcomings and understanding that it is not you but them, will stand you in good stead in life. People who have not had parental love can have self loathing feelings and be taken advantage of by those who pretend to be a friend or lover.
Glad you sound ok.
Take a look at Theramin Trees who does some great talks on the damage all this does to folks, if interested.
@@onedaya_martian1238 thank you! I have been through the self loathing faze. I’ve questioned more times then I can count why she treated us the way she did. I haven’t seen or spoken to her or my siblings in several years and I’ve spent a lot of time reflecting on our relationship and come to the simple fact that it’s not that she just didn’t love me, I’m sure she does in her own way, but because of her illness and trauma she’s not capable of seeing her actions and how truly harmful they are. She only sees the good times we had and doesn’t see the screaming and hitting and tears. She doesn’t remember the manipulation degradation, but all the sacrifices she made to raise five children alone. My husband is bipolar and if he’s off his meds and falls down a rabbit hole, he doesn’t remember it very well afterwards. I see similar behavior in my mother but he chose to get help and treatment to be better she hid behind her religion and fake smiles. I know this happens to kids every single day and my heart bleeds for them, I want them to know they’re not alone and that the suffering is temporary. We are here for you if you need us. 🖤
@@esssmo9285 I'm crying. Such love. This is what my definition of BEING a saint is..., it is sometimes impossibly difficult, yet compassionate; heartbreaking, yet forgiving as best as possible, sad but able to reach out with empathy and comfort. ..so many things. The somment shows so much understanding !
Hope you touch as many people with that heart as you have mine.
We can't misuse God's name.
Does that mean people can't misrepresent it by claiming God to be good and loving.
Oh wait, there's the one about honesty already.
You mean the "false witness" one? That only says that you can't lie about your neighbor. You can lie away about anything else.
Is there, now? I love how apologists dance around that one...
Your wife could work on Sabbath. She's not mentioned in the commandments.
I heard that somewhere the work that could be done on the Sabbath was delineated. It was all work traditionally done by women, so the "day of rest" was really just for the men.
Slaves could be forced to work also
Bible considers women as second class citizens. Its not surprising it forgot to mention women in the Sabbath commandment
That's because the Bible consistently describes women and animals equally with them having the same purpose (to serve men) and them being described in parallel e.g. "hire of a whore, or the price of a dog."
The commandments also make much more sense if you imagine women the same way you would dogs, instead of human beings. They are expected to serve men for their divine reward, not directly follow man's commandments (except when it's them explicitly).
As a side note, the price of a dog being illegal is a lot more sinister than it sounds to us today.
Dogs are a vital part of keeping livestock safe and have so many essential uses, Having complete control over who gets dogs by making selling them "immoral" the cult this was written for (not yet softened its positions) has massive control of its followers and ensures compliance.
This a good example of why you shouldn't trust the Bible's authors or have faith in their morality.
Holy *MOSES* (irony 😂) !! This video is *bursting* with zingers. 🤣 Well _done_ Hemanth. One of your best yet. 👏👏
If God had a therapist he could have saved plenty of commandments. Sounds like he had an inferiority complex despite all his powers.
Iron chariots ... don't mention iron chariots ...
spazbog123 said: If God had a therapist he could have saved plenty of commandments. Sounds like he had an inferiority complex despite all his powers.
Ron's response: If God the all sovereign had a therapist? I'm stepping out of bounds here but when are people going to get it? Man chose the life they are living and the true God has provided humans with plenty of time to prove themselves as well as an out. It's evident that humans have failed miserably and don't care about the free gift God has to offer. Making a jokes out of the arrangement of the true God will not help save your life when the fours angel let loose the four winds. (Revelation 7:1-3) After this I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding tight the four winds of the earth, so that no wind could blow on the earth or on the sea or on any tree. And I saw another angel ascending from the sunrise, having a seal of the living God; and he called with a loud voice to the four angels to whom it was granted to harm the earth and the sea, saying: “Do not harm the earth or the sea or the trees, until after we have sealed the slaves of our God in their foreheads.”
@@ronhansen8471 -- If God was real, he'd need a therapist second and a lawyer first. There are many million people who'd like to have a word with him. Molten core, lack of fresh water, utter lack of support in concentration camps, birth defect ... the list is endless.
@@ronhansen8471 man chose the life they're living? I'm sorry dimwit but I didn't ask to be created nor did I ask to be punished for the "sins " of my supposed ancestors. The Bible is sh!t and you can believe in it all you want but welcome to reality.
@@ronhansen8471 The four angels let loose the four winds? Man, I completely forgot about the farting angels. It's easy to forget among all the dragons and whores in Revelations.
The fact that "honor your mother and father" is written differently than the rest, as he pointed, makes me think that Moses just snuck that one because his children were driving him crazy
Hmm, you'd think that the "guy" who keeps inviting him up the mountain to tell him about this (more than once) would notice that.
@@onedaya_martian1238 The God character in the Bible may say it is omniscient a few times, but it sure gets surprised often.
I haven't read the whole book. Does god ever demonstrate omniscience?
@@hamjudo Ha ha ha... the whole book is inconsistent. Omniscient ? Just ? More like petty and capricious.
The final chapter is an acid trip. An eternal "being" has 7 years of crap, then judgement, oh and horses come down from heaven, and there are dragons. Then there is a 1000 year period of peace and then another judgement and... if the ending of that book doesn't convince people its all BS, they deserve any scorn shown to them. (PS - billions of dollars selling books and bove have been made exploiting the interpretation of that wretched section)
"Build your monuments to me out of non-cut stone", so all of these churches that are built using cement, steel, glass, etc. are actually going against God's wishes?
Yep.
No commandment to not rape, in fact no where in the Bible does it say rape is wrong, like slavery.
Rape is adultery. Its covered. Also, slavery is condemned. (Galatians 5:1) Christians are not supposed to have slaves. For we are slaves to Christ. Which ironically makes us free.
@@PracticalBibleStudies Adultery is consensual sex between a married person and someone who is not their spouse. Rape is not adultery, its not consensual. And Galatians 5:1 is not god condemning slavery, its Paul calling for a rebellion against it, a bit different of a context.
@@MG-ot2yr No, adultery is any sex outside consensual marriage. Meaning rape is covered under that umbrella.
@@PracticalBibleStudies rape can still happen inside marriage, if one of the partners forces themselves on the other one without their consent.
@@PracticalBibleStudies Um no it isn't, again adultery is consensual and rape is not consensual, that's a very distinct difference.
So, worship God because he got them out of Egypt in an extremely convoluted way, but let's ignore the fact that he just let them be enslaved and needed multiple reminders to help them.
And yeah, let's worship the guy who includes "I am a jealous God" in his commandments. 🙄
And also actively worked against them by hardening the pharoh's heart
@@ironmilutin
Over and over and over.
Can't wait for the next one...Exodus 21...the big bomb of the bible
Golden calf..
SPOILERS!
(Psalm 14:1)- “Only fools say in their hearts, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, and their actions are evil; not one of them does good!”
(Psalm 42:10)-The people keep saying , “where is this God of yours?”
(Jeremiah 5:14)- “and because the people are talking like this.....
(Ezekiel 12:28)- Tell them , ‘This is what the Sovereign LORD says: No more delays! I will now do everything I have threatened. I, the Sovereign LORD, have spoken!’”
(Amos 4:12)- “Prepare to meet your God in Judgment”
(Ezekiel 20:35)” I will judge you face to face.”
(Ezekiel 21:6)- “when it comes true, the boldest heart will melt with fear; all strength will disappear. And Strong knees will become as weak as water.”
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430
Are you African?
Oh yeah! Sunday morning Bible school! Dig it!
(Psalm 14:1)- “Only fools say in their hearts, “There is no God.” They are corrupt, and their actions are evil; not one of them does good!”
(Psalm 42:10)-The people keep saying , “where is this God of yours?”
(Jeremiah 5:14)- “and because the people are talking like this.....
(Ezekiel 12:28)- Tell them , ‘This is what the Sovereign LORD says: No more delays! I will now do everything I have threatened. I, the Sovereign LORD, have spoken!’”
(Amos 4:12)- “Prepare to meet your God in Judgment”
(Ezekiel 20:35)” I will judge you face to face.”
(Ezekiel 21:6)- “when it comes true, the boldest heart will melt with fear; all strength will disappear. And Strong knees will become as weak as water.”
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 that's awesome. Thanks!
A lot of people like to think God's love is unconditional in spite of the fact that, not only in this chapter, but throughout the Bible, God confirms over & over just how conditional his love is...there's conditions mentioned all over the place...
Just imagine if God had only worked for two days and then rested for five? Now that’s a God I would happily worship.
The whole thing is idiotic anyway, because God only ever worked these 6 days. In total. Not per week.
@@haraldschuster3067 He's still on his day off?
@@terryriley8963 - A very long day off. :) Next milestone in the divine plan is Armageddon. Until then he's off fishing, probably.
@@haraldschuster3067 well he organized a worldwide pool party since then atleast.
@@brotbrotsen1100 -- Yeah, I agree that yon party was a real killer ... :)
I wish we could have these twice a week ... waiting till Sunday is giving me anxiety 🙄🤦🏽♀️
Another good listen!
You sir are loved! 😊
Does using God as an excuse to commit war, etc. count as misusing God's name? That is a lot more serious than saying 'God damn it' in the heat of the moment.
I stopped feeling guilty from saying Goddammit when I realized "God" isn't His name, LOL.
It's mostly about praying to God for a new Cadillac or a private jet.
Yaweh: The Ultimate Peeping Tom
Wait, what happens is if I am a True Believer™ I get god's blessing down 100 generations, but what if someone in that hundred stops believing? Does the blessing skip 4 generations? Does it cut the whole line completely? Does it stop the blessings for all my other descendant generations? Why are things this important so vague?
Look at it this way. Vague sayings in a book with god's "wisdom" allows people to get people together and be told the interpretation, and then they pay money for those holy people to do that. Bad service manuals are great for mechanics to keep their jobs. Books stores are filled with better advice than any of the religious books and science books actually describe reality.
So the "ten commandments" were actually some bozo trying to interpret the eruption of a volcano with smoke and fire and thunder and lightning. Amazing.
I totally pictured that as I read it. Perfect
I Wandered in the desert of Christianity for 40 years.
Same.
Good one!!! Same here!!!!
I tried to be a christian for 50 years, but it never took. I wasted so many years thinking I was the one who was broken, because my mind couldn't accept any of the bible as truth.
I bought a copy of Robert Crumb's illustrated *Book of Genesis* for my 19 year old son ten years ago, because he's an artist and I knew he would love Crumb's style.
It's a brilliant book, because it changes nothing as it's written. There are graphic depictions of famous bible scenes, such as Lot's daughter's getting dad drunk and riding him like a pony.
It was actually reading the book of Genesis, and especially hearing Hemant's excellent series of Genesis videos that finally helped me see there was nothing wrong with my "lack of faith".
I may have "lost" most of my evangelical family, but I'm free from their hateful, misogynistic, genocidal fantasy world forever.
I faked it for quite a while after I abandoned my plan on being a pastor. Fake it til you make it was a terrible thing to suggest to me. I wondered how many others were doing just that. I made it out before the age of 25.
Same here but Islam these same things in the Koran
So these guys got scared by a little lightning and noise. Can you imagine them at a Rammstein concert? Oh, boy...
It sounds like God was a volcano with thunder storms.
Or...they get freaked out by the harsh German being sung by the lead singer, and they start believing it's the language of demons. 😂😂
@@rhaenyralikesyoutube6289 Rammstein uses Tesla coils, confetti cannons, light and sound effects and pyrotechnics. Combined with the music itself Moses would think he was seeing hell on Earth 🤣🤣🤣
These make me laugh 😂 had no idea you have such a good sense of humor
Great! We have entered the rules list! Prepare to listen to rules for the next 10 weeks!
That commandment about making no images has been broken by countless churches, including the Sistine Chapel, the ceiling painted by Michelangelo...and all churches with stained glass images....AND the image of Jesus on the cross in many churches around the Easter holidays...
Yep. There it is in black and white.
This is the only way I enjoy the Bible!
same here
It wasn't written for you anyway heathen! So you shouldn't enjoy it at all, you'll see why in do time.
@@DrSmith-so2dl it wasn’t written for anyone who has the ability to engage rational thought
Yeah the Ten commandments, first edition! The one without the stone tablets, golden calf and unrest!
Thanks Hemant for your as usual irreverent and refreshing take on the Bible. Your emphasis on the silliness of some of the verses really drives home that these could not possibly be the words of a God such as Christians depict Him. I have always wondered why would a being with the power to create the universe be jealous of anything? What could possibly diminish his might? If his omnipotence is real, why is he so insecure?
But a human tribal warlord would need to assert his dominance on a constant basis, lest some young upstart try to take his place. All worship the Alpha male primate!
I’ve oft been told by learned friars,
That wishing and the crime are one,
And Heaven punishes desires,
As much as if the deed were done,
So if wishing damns us you and I -
are damned to all our hearts’ content,
Come now that we may at least enjoy,
Some pleasure for our punishment.
- Thomas Moore
It’s a good point. If God thinks lust is the same as adultery then you may as well just act on your lust and try to bang every bit of arse you walk past.
Wouldn’t you think that they would want God to speak to them??? Good exit strategy!!! No way to determine if God were REAL!!!!
The Hebrews were henotheistic not monotheistic as was Christianity in its early days.
valid point
Yes, hens _are_ adorable... and *wrathful*🔥🐔⚡("buk buk baaak" )
@@avimohan6738 😆 very funny!
Henotheism is the belief that there are many gods and goddesses, but the focus of worship is only directed towards one deity.
And ask a Mormon how many God's he thinks exist.
I especially love Carlin's reaction to Covet thy neighbor's goods.
This one is just f**king stupid.Coveting creates jobs. Leave it alone-George Carlin😂
Would todays donkey, be your neibors new corvette?
My neighbor had a donkey, right up until the police led him away....
I thought it was your neighbour's ass? One of my neighbours has a really nice one.
Whenever I listen/watch this chapter, it reminds me of Carlin on how he reduced the 10th commandments and came up with only 3 logical rules
I am going through all of these in reverse. Exodus 19 next. Also am watching your videos on The Atheist Voice. I was brought up in a Fundamental Conservative Baptist home. Even when I was around 5 years old, I saw so many contradictions and had so many doubts. When I was in my 20s, I found the tools to thoroughly research religions, philosophy, atheism and science. I came to a very definite conclusion. I am now an atheist, and science advocate. My whole family is still very religious, and I am no longer in contact with them. Thank you Hemant. These are so affirming, validating and comforting. Your presentations are superior to anything else I have experienced on this topic.....and you make me laugh a lot which is a good thing!!!!
Thank you for actually making going through the Bible so much fun! I always look forward to watching these videos, and seeing your commentary on that weeks Bible verse 😂🤣😂
One week left for Exodus 21 who is excited?
What happens on Exodus 21?
@@yep6925 do you want spoilers? because it's really good
Can't wait!
@@idaniluz652 yes
@@yep6925 in Exodus 21 god gives rules on how to handle slaves, like: a Hebrew slave will be yours for a few years unless you trick them to say that they want to be your slaves for life. other slaves are automatically for life.
you can beat your slave as hard as you want, as long as they don't die within a day or two.
I hope this never stops. Until he completes the entire Bible of course. I look forward to this every week.
I am looking forward to the really crazy stories about superheroes with magical hair and stuff:)
It's important to note the first commandment because, when God appears to his prophets, he makes sure they have no doubt he is the one and only. This never happens with Jesus, who never tells his followers this.
Like you said, these are not the 10 commandments. You'll find the real 10 commandments (different from this so-called 10 commandments) later on in the Bible.
What exactly is Jesus saying in Mt5, 17-18?
@@hitman5782 Definition of fulfill: To accomplish; to perform; to complete. Jesus was referring to the Law of the Old Testament, which is all 613 of them, not the supposed 10 commandments (whatever they really are). No Christian can ever fulfill or perform the Law. Totally impossible. They cannot do anything Jesus said. But they do what Jesus did not say - fight abortion and homosexuality.
@@erictan8432 So you are not mentally able to understand what he is talking about in this verse, is ok, was worth a try.
@@hitman5782 From Matt :17 “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. 18 For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.
I understand you mean Jesus is the fulfillment of the Law, but note he clearly said "until heaven and earth disappear". Heaven & earth are still here, so not the least stroke, etc will disappear. So the Law is still applicable now.
@@erictan8432 Ok, let me help you to solve this problem. Jesus is talking about the crazy and cruel laws from the OT and he is demonstrating that he has in no way the intention to abolish them.
I didn't think I'd like this series, but I am enjoying this readthrough.
I can't wait to hear the real "Ten Commandments" in chapter 34.
In preparation I'm boiling some lamb in it's mother's milk....mmm mmm blasphemy for dinner.
🤦🤣🤣🤣 there's another one?
@@faithgoga3983 The boiling a baby goat is Exodus 23:19 but there are a lot of commandments in Exodus, not just the top 10. There's also a lot of argument about the top 10 no longer being relevant because Moses smashed them but there is a line referring back to the originals.
Lies are allowed, but not in court against another Israelite. Read the commandment properly.. 😉
So you’re saying the Bible is telling us to be exclusionary? That some people are better than others?
@@aaronlewis9769 Yes. It was made for "chosen" nation. The bible itself is telling so.
@@przemysawkulak4275 so God is racist? Not my God.
@@aaronlewis9769 so you invented another imaginary God...
@@przemysawkulak4275 no. I’ve come to understand what most scholars have. The Bible was written by men and not God himself. The translation is loose and shouldn’t be taken literally. Much was included not as the word of God, but the restrictions of man.
That second commandment let you know he's the invisible psychopath in the sky. And it has a petty human emotion, jealousy. And his punishments far exceed any crime you committed. Like it's been said god didn't make man In his image man made god In his image.
1. I'm really insecure about my position.
2. I'm completely unreasonable.
3. I hate stutters and speak impediments.
4. Take a day off, or else.
5. Be good or else your parents can kill you.
6. Don't kill, unless I tell you to (or you think I did).
7. Only one partner at a time. But don't worry about consent.
8. Don't pinch stuff, if your likely to get caught.
9. Don't lie, except to yourself.
10. Don't be envious. So no capitalism.
Also yet to see a church not made of dressed stone.
I will know wait for the all loving Christians to now be hateful.
God doesn't lie?--"But if the prophet is "deceived"and speaks a message,it was I,the Lord, who "deceived"that prophet.(Ezek.14:9)
I guess that lets you know that whoever wrote this, don't have any other gods before me, believed that other gods existed just that Yahweh was the baddest and biggest kid on the block.
Pretty much😂
Yes, it's called henotheism.
God is probably the youngest of 12 brother gods. That's why he is such a petty narcissist.
@@kevinvorster9777 I've heard he started out as the god of bakers. That's why he loves tossing people into his oven 😉
Yes. It is "monolatrism". Many gods exist, but Yahweh is supreme, and you must worship him alone. (Exodus 15:11; Deuteronomy 32:43 (in Dead Sea scroll 4q44); Psalm 97:7,9). The warrior storm / volcano god Yahweh seems to have gotten conflated with the creator god El. By the way, it is literally: you must have no other gods "against my face".
Your commentary makes reading the tales much more interesting, love your series!
This chapter feels like the typical midseason finale episode that tries to be excessively dramatic while simultaneously affecting nothing in future episodes.
Another point to note is that Exodus 20:8-11 also confirms the creation days in Genesis as 24 hour earth days, despite Christians trying to claim god days could be thousands or millions of years long.
Good point!
I don't know why the Lord keeps hardening Hemant's heart so that he keeps on releasing just one chapter ever after seven days.
Maybe we should offer some sacrifice. Or maybe it's just a punishment for us for being too much atheists 😢😢
false cause fallacy: you assert that Hemant keeps releasing videos because god keeps hardening his heart, while ignoring other explanations, like that he does it of his own free will, no brainwashing involved.
@@idaniluz652 Don't be silly, Hemant has no free will and that is easy to prove, Hemant will release another video next Sunday. There, I have made a scientific prediction based on the hardening heart theory and when you can accurately predict future events, your scientific theory is verified. Your theory of free will would be proven if Hemant ever chose not to release a video so you're 0 for 20 so far, it's the heart thing!
@@yoursotruly congratulations! you have managed to follow a basic pattern and make an educated guess based on that pattern.
just because he follows a very easy to predict pattern doesn't mean that a higher power is forcing him to, that just means that he is consistent with his uploads (which would be a great thing if you want to make money of UA-cam)
The fourth commandment even forbids our animals to work. Tell your cat she cannot hunt mice on Sunday lol.
Tell your cow or goat they aren't going to get milked today.
Huge props to you for saying asterisks correctly. Can't tell you how many people I've heard say "astericks."
Coffee and cookies are available in the foyer before today's Sarcastic Sunday School begins, please limit your children to two cookies each, and child care will be available when we begin as this lesson is not suitable for children or other thinking creatures.
After the lesson, there will be coffee and fellowship including more cookies because American Christianity is built on caffeine and sugar.
I never got why people say that the Ten Commandments are the basis for our legal system.Only three of them deal with human beings and God & his followers break them constantly😂
They seem to think that no one in any culture thought of making laws against murder or stealing before this
What about the Code of Hammurabi. I might have spelled it wrong but doesn't that predate the Bible?🤔😂
@@dragowolfraven3806 I remember that they had objections against it, but yeah. Basically every culture had some variation of that, you don't really need God to tell you that.
If thinking lustfully is so bad, then why isn’t thinking of killing somebody also as bad?
“ If thou heart causes thou to kill another man, it is best to stab your own heart because…reasons?”
Matthew's Jesus says it is. That bit with adultery being extended into lust is from Matthew 5:27-32. Just before that is Matthew 5:21-26, which extends murder into hatred/anger. And Matthew 5:43-48 extends loving your neighbor into loving your enemy.
"The Lord, Jehova, has given unto you these 15" *3rd tablet falls and breaks* "Oi. Ten, Ten Commandments!"
ua-cam.com/video/nXeTsWGPT0w/v-deo.html ...Mel Brooks is hilarious!!!!!!
Me after hearing commandment 3: Goddammit!! Hello, satan? Room for 1 please. 😥
God didn’t say what Jesus reportedly have said.
It's not about lies but more about slander. Lies are fine ... there are 2000+ pages full of them in the bible. :)
also it only applies to your neighbours (translation may vary,but in this one it is)
@@thierrybock3847 - Even that is relative. Jews were not supposed to take fellow jews as slaves. Post Noah, everyone is a descendant of jews. So - where do these slaves come from in Roman times? What "un-jewed" them to allow for enslaving them?
"You shall have not other Gods before me". Silly eh, only you have made yourself one, Mr All Knowing!
"Forget the devil... grammar is god's biggest enemy"..... hahahahahahahahaha...... HILARIOUSLY witty.... hahahahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
It's really amazing that the christian bible is considered a good source of morals and ethics.
yeah well, we are not on the Christian Bible yet, that's the New Testament
@@cayenigma Seriously ? Seriously ?? Why is the Ark Encounter a christian tourist stop ? The trinity was all in on that flood. Prove that wrong.
@@onedaya_martian1238 you made the claim, so you have the burden of proof.
@@cayenigma The christian bible is a large document, divided into two halves, the old and the new testament, so this is part of the christian bible.
@@idaniluz652 The proof is that the christian bible includes both the old and new testament. Why are their anti-evolutionist, young earth creationist christians. Because christians claim their god is the god of all that; which includes the insanity of the old testament. Was this comment from a "real christian" ?
i like how you explained every verses on point! i will definitely continue to watch this bible saga. Keep it up!
Thank you for this, Hemant. I love you.
Yeah and it's actually 613 Commandments. And when you get down to it Mosaic law isn't all that different from Sharia.
If you go through them one by one, though, there are duplications and others that are so close they could be the same.
don't tell the american talibangeicals that... their heads will explode
Well Sharia is taken from the OT so yes.
Yeah, the Jews never call them ‘the ten commandments’, which in Hebrew would be ‘aseret ha’mitzvot’. They are referred to as ‘aseret ha’d’varim’ (the ten words) or ‘aseret ha’dibrot’ (the ten statements).
As mentioned, the Jewish law (Hebrew: Torah) has 613 commandments (Hebrew: mitzvot), most of which Christians don’t observe, while Orthodox Jews do (though there are some mitzvot that cannot be observed today due to the lack of a Temple).
Interestingly, Jehovah’s Witnesses base their refusal to accept blood transfusions on the Jewish commandment (mitzvah) to abstain from eating blood. Yet you never see them keep any of the other 612 commandments (or even the literal interpretation of the commandment against eating blood; I don’t think they only eat kosher meat).
One theory I've heard, was that the Jewish rules were only meant to be applied to fellow Jews. Everyone outside the group is on their own I guess.
Oh and also apparently, like most Christian leaders, God is in the camp of do what I say, not what I do.
When reading the Bible I often wondered about all the animal sacrifices that were to be left at the temple. There’s a lot of that. And there’s even one point where I remember “God” also requested salt, sort of like an afterthought.
Do we think this was the priests looking for free food? Seriously.
That first commandment joke cracked me up, I was laughing real hard.
If I sold a substandard product using god's name as an indorsement, would that be commandment 3 fucked???
Well being that most sects of Christianity are considered substandard by most other sects...
The thing is that we still don't know what God's name is.
Love your sense of humor 👍
I just binge watched all the Exodus videos and now I have to wait 7 hours for the next one.
This series is some of the funniest things I have seen on UA-cam
Here comes the nonsensical law
Friendly Atheist, Hement, you make these so fun! For people who've never actually read the bible, the real 10, the ones the book calls the 10, is a real shocker, lol. Especially the 10th, not to boil a kid,(lamb or goat) in it's own mothers' milk! 👍🥰🤎✌🎃
I know, that's just creepy. Always use another goat's milk.
In fourteen weeks my dear. Fourteen weeks.
They wore robes and underwear had not been invented, as far as I am aware. this is in reference to the "do not go up steps to my alter" commandment. essentially they risked flashing the neighbors.
Wow! Fantastic job, thanks again!
I can’t wait for the Apocalypse.
When we get to Revelation, I'll be older than Methuselah and we'll be worshipping our alien overlords, religion never dies, it just mutates to fit modern gullibilities.
Do you mean the book of revelation or the second coming of Christ?
We have to covent in this capitalistic system. You know keeping up with the Joneses or the Kardashians.
Some years before he died George Carlin did a brilliant routine on narrowing the commandments down to 2
Thanks
"You shall not covet your neighbour's belongings"
those are the same people who taught me at church that feeling angry was not a sin itself, but acting on it was. The irony.
I was the 666th like. Just wanted to throw that out there!
I already thought that the bibble was a story book for the oppression of the feeble minded, but I have learned so much more about it, thanks to these weekly instalments.
I love to see this bible reading spread among believers that would make them unbelievers real fast, excellent comments even if there could be more of them since almost any sentence is low hanging fruit and deserves to be ridiculed. I'm looking forward to the rest of it and also the follow up when you do the Koran :)
I'm going to say "I'm hungry I'm going to eat this God" to confuse people
I’ve always found it to be impressive that the people responsible for these silly myths actually accomplished bronze. It almost makes me think the first metal worker that came up with bronze in those times was an atheist.
The first metal worker was probably using the scientific method without knowing it....doing experiments, testing things.
Meanwhile his wife was likely spending his money and getting him to do free work for the temple. When you read about how Eve, Delilah and Bathsheba all fkd over their partners, you have to believe that the ancient writers of the bible were warning men about more than what god would do to them.
There's an idea that the Yahweh cult might have originated with copper smelters, involving an association of volcano gods with metallurgy.
@@qbasicmichael Interesting
You are the best!!!
People seem to miss that the second commandment doesn't say an image of God, it says an image of anything in heaven or on Earth. So you can't make images of anything at all
That is the same law that the islamic extremist (Taliban) follow...even children are not allowed to draw pictures of animals...
once again thanks the video! i enjoyed it.
so according to the second commandment any drawing of Jesus is a sin
Is this why in all picture of Jesus he's depicted as being white. To fool god into thinking it's not actually him....
@@lucywillis4535 lmao
Also, of God the Father, the Holy Spirit, The Crucifix,The BV Mary, the Saints, the Angels, or any of the relics that Catholics worship or kneel before.
Yup, and a few hundred years later the church forbade any art _except_ religious iconography
The funny thing is christians think they want the Ten Commandments put up everywhere, but if they actually knew what all ten of them were, they would change their minds real fast.
Really? Tell us why.
@@wprandall2452 It would only serve to prove their own hypocrisy, not to mention how easy it would make it for people to realize the Ten Commandments have very little to do with actual law.
Freedom of Religion in America for example goes against the first commandment. Taking the lord's name in vain, working on the sabbath, not honoring one's parents, adultery, and coveting are not illegal. That just leaves false testimony, stealing, and killing, and this video already went over how Moses and his people got around those.
@@wprandall2452 Then there is also Christopher Hitchens' point: "When you hear people demanding that the Ten Commandments be displayed in courtrooms and schoolrooms, always be sure to ask which set. It works every time".
@@alanthompson8515 Which set? There are 13 commands given by God on Mt Sinai = narrowed to a basic 10. Moses broke the fist set in anger, and then received another set from God.
@@alanthompson8515 Which set? There are 13 commands given to Israel by God on Mt. Sinai. They can be narrowed to a basic 10. Moses broke the first set in anger. God had Moses write up a second set with the same commands. These laws are what our justice system is based on, including our rights.
The second states 'You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below' This would imply that even a drawing of a simple fish would be banned as well as of birds, trees, flowers as well as paintings of Jesus or statues of the Virgin Mary, every painting ever painted and sculpture ever made would fall under this commanment except abstracts or fantasy.
Thanks Hemant! My Father and Mother just brought over some pork chops they made for me. I am honoring them right now!
I'm thankful that I never read bible when I was young. 😆😉😎
When young, it felt like this nonsense was just to keep the kids entertained, just like Santa Claus and cartoons. Alas, people make millions on this sh-t off of adults.
@@onedaya_martian1238 Ur right bro but many people use this us a tool's for profit and they got it to make them rich 😆😆😆
This stuff is super CRAZY!!!!
The followers are worse.
All this time I thought you were recording with too little volume and it was my phone the whole time. Needed to add a volume booster. I can hear you loud and clear now!
On slavery and not killing - you can see the writer/s having a very human trait - treating something as wrong not because it is wrong by itself, but because “it was done to me”.
On the sabbath - it can be seen somewhat as a social rule to give people some rest time. Of course it was modified to be something else.
It's like it WAS written by men or a man.