Everything Wrong With Genesis 2 in the Bible

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  • @TheRazz1717
    @TheRazz1717 3 роки тому +272

    I was literally taught in church that men had one less rib than women. When in biology class I was asked how to tell a male skeleton from a female. I said the male had one less rib. The teacher laughed at me. I was so embarrassed o decided to read other books than the Bible.

    • @chrisdee1583
      @chrisdee1583 2 роки тому +32

      Best decision ever made! 😂👍

    • @flux_switch25
      @flux_switch25 2 роки тому +11

      @@chris2fur401 Your preaching is not welcome here.

    • @andyvv7172
      @andyvv7172 2 роки тому +11

      @@chris2fur401 evidence please, no secondhand testimonies

    • @andyvv7172
      @andyvv7172 2 роки тому +12

      @@chris2fur401 you don't have to be sorry for me, my life has been just fine without one of many gods in it. Crazy, your cousin has to be the first person ever to heal from CP. I guess he just doesn't care about mine, who has it too and is slowly dying 🤷🏻‍♂️ if that's your god, I don't want anything to do with him

    • @anonymous.1303
      @anonymous.1303 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah this isn't the Bibles fault

  • @celticbabs3105
    @celticbabs3105 Рік тому +44

    When I re-read Genesis over the summer after being out of the religion for 25 yrs, the thing that really stood out to me was that the creation of woman was an afterthought. In fact the whole book shows there's no blueprint God was following or original plan. He literally made it up as he went along.
    When God thought to himself, in his omniscience, that his man should have a suitable helper (didn't he think of that BEFORE?) the very next verse was that God created all the animals, birds, etc and brought them to Adam, "but no suitable helper was found among them." This tells me God expected Adam to find a helpmate from the animal kingdom, but when that didn't work, he then performed invasive surgery without Adam's consent. Why wasn't she formed from the dirt and breathed into like Adam was? Makes no sense.
    The only conclusion I can come to is that this was the author's way of making woman subservient to the man even in her creation - but that wasn't good enough so then in the next chapter totally set her up to take the blame of the fall of man. What better way to set in stone the patriarchal privledge the men enjoyed while simultaneously stigmatizing half of the population for all time because of the literal interpretation and not recognizing it's a mythological story seemingly written by a kid (that's how it reads to me). So much pain and suffering women from all cultures have suffered because of this horrific book.

  • @blairhitchings5218
    @blairhitchings5218 4 роки тому +390

    So god made 99% species on the planet with a partner and forgot that Adam would need one?

    • @che-maticschemistrymathema7044
      @che-maticschemistrymathema7044 4 роки тому +3

      😅

    • @che-maticschemistrymathema7044
      @che-maticschemistrymathema7044 4 роки тому +14

      @GABRIELA MENDOZA I don't like that type of God😒

    • @kellycowley3535
      @kellycowley3535 3 роки тому +40

      +Dino PH
      Well that doesn't make sense since your god is meant to be all knowing. If god created women because adam wanted one then god would of known adam wanted a women from the start, so it goes back to why god didn't make one from the start.

    • @mangamel8714
      @mangamel8714 3 роки тому +2

      @@kellycowley3535 God gives us free will

    • @kellycowley3535
      @kellycowley3535 3 роки тому +29

      @@mangamel8714
      How does that answer my question, whether Adam had 'woman' or not it doesn't really affect his free will. If anything the 'free will' argument goes against this part of the bible since adam can do more with another person than on his own (which means he has more freedom or 'free will' with eve than without) so creating the 'woman' later just takes away a few things he could of done at the start.

  • @Akira625
    @Akira625 5 років тому +442

    Biblical literalists defend this story as actual history, despite it reading like ancient mythology.

    • @LeBonkJordan
      @LeBonkJordan 5 років тому +83

      *despite it literally being ancient mythology

    • @diamonddog2638
      @diamonddog2638 5 років тому +66

      Exactly. That's what I don't understand. This is literally just ancient mythology. Yet people will think you're insane if you believe in mythology but not in religion today.... If anything, I'd prefer for people to believe in mythology, because the gods are shown to have emotions and to not be all knowing and perfect, and that's far more realistic than the Christian god.

    • @mattbrock124
      @mattbrock124 4 роки тому +7

      John Daedalus to understand the Bible, you first have to realize that each book differs by author. Meaning, some books/chapters are meant to be taken literally, while others are metaphorical. When you get that wrong, such as the fool in this video - you lose all comprehension to illiteracy.

    • @punctuationpatrolman1615
      @punctuationpatrolman1615 4 роки тому +1

      100th like ;)

    • @michaelturnage3395
      @michaelturnage3395 4 роки тому +3

      There is a difference between literal (studying the Hebrew in it's original context) and literalistic (sticking to a watered down English translation). Genesis 1:1 is the quickest example. The Hebrew word for "in the beginning" is breshit, which contextually doesn't refer to a single point in time, but a long process.
      Jewish translations of the Tanakh even translate breshit to "when". So it is actually "when God created the heavens and the earth". Therefore the text is "literally" true, but "literalistically" it is taken out of context. Literalists take a high context text and violently force a low context interpretation. If you unearth it in it's originally meaning you get something far more practical.
      In fact, according to Jewish translations it is "when God created the heavens and the earth". The clues are in the contextual usage of the Hebrew word. The same goes for a lot of Hebrew words. English and ancient biblical Hebrew are so vastly different, culturally and ideologically, that you can't get an exact match. The fact of the matter is that the Hebrew wordplay in Genesis 1-3 is by far the most poetic out of the entire book. The word usage is very vague and enigmatic, in stark contrast to the plain, straightforward, and watered-down English translations. Here are countless more reasons why evolution and science is perfectly compatible with the Bible:
      ua-cam.com/play/PLsYCe6PgQNj0nYYSxeAzHuDflxRQ_V69t.html

  • @brandin7294
    @brandin7294 3 роки тому +70

    I was literally told in church that men have one less rib than women do.

    • @jrsmith1998
      @jrsmith1998 2 роки тому

      Well your church was stupid. That isn’t The Bible’s fault. Dummy.

    • @lucyloo2520
      @lucyloo2520 Місяць тому

      Same, catholic

  • @TottenvilleMiddleSchool
    @TottenvilleMiddleSchool Рік тому +26

    Why people want to use this book as a guidebook to life is beyond me…

  • @onlyhalfbad333
    @onlyhalfbad333 5 років тому +344

    How did Adam name the creatures of the sea?? Did he go swimming? Does he know how to deep dive? Did he have scuba gear or was he able to breath underwater?

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +44

      only half bad: doncha know? god brought them to him one by one inside water bubbles and then put them back. Magic, of course! I want to know how Adam managed to name them all in Latin. What an inventive guy!
      Wow! Turdus migratorious alone is worth a few god-points. (The common American robin.)

    • @helenaconstantine
      @helenaconstantine 5 років тому +24

      Well, according to the Talmud, Adam had sex with each of the animals when he interviewed them about being his help-meet, so he obviously saw them somehow.

    • @onlyhalfbad333
      @onlyhalfbad333 5 років тому +31

      @@helenaconstantine
      So mermaids are real? I knew it!
      Adam fucked a fish!!

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +8

      Helena Constantine: that's what I heard once. I think even in the bible it's clear neither Adam nor god has much of a clue as to what "help" would be "meet" for Adam. It's a very, very strange story!

    • @jilliansmith7123
      @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +6

      DebbyAbqNM: like, what, another dead one? DAMN! Nope, not at all fit for an help meet for me! Signed, Adam.

  • @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301
    @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301 4 роки тому +137

    I'm surprised you didn't say anything about god first having Adam look for a suitable partner among the animals. When he couldn't find one, THEN god decided to make eve.

    • @vasilhandy1914
      @vasilhandy1914 3 роки тому +11

      Did Adam try the animals and found them inconvenient to him?

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 роки тому +9

      Man God supported bestiality

    • @kirakookie
      @kirakookie 2 роки тому +2

      @@RGC_animation a furry perhaps

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 2 роки тому +12

      @@kirakookie no. Bestiality. He mad Adam bone all the animals. *ALL* the animals.

    • @kirakookie
      @kirakookie 2 роки тому +1

      @@cdogthehedgehog6923 well, that somehow the same direction. Dont know how to call it other than furry tbh

  • @haydenlarock9225
    @haydenlarock9225 3 роки тому +107

    Atheist: "What came first, people or plants?"
    Genesis: Y E S

    • @haydenlarock9225
      @haydenlarock9225 3 роки тому +3

      @Denise Richardson how to make such an assumption?

    • @tgstudio85
      @tgstudio85 3 роки тому +2

      @Denise Richardson You didn't prove that this "soul" you are talking exist yet that it must be saved, you just run away from every comment section;) You only proven that you just say something and run away from every post, like a little scared cat.

    • @tgstudio85
      @tgstudio85 3 роки тому +4

      @Denise Richardson And I don't have to believe any word you say, quite simple isn't it?

    • @haydenlarock9225
      @haydenlarock9225 3 роки тому +3

      @Denise Richardson how about you leave everyone else alone with your irrational nonsense (religion). You do not have enough evidence to satiate the burden of proof. Sit down and move on!

    • @haydenlarock9225
      @haydenlarock9225 3 роки тому +2

      @Denise Richardson I dont need to. It's my comment bigot. Sucks to suck.

  • @hakureikura9052
    @hakureikura9052 5 років тому +173

    Everything wrong with the bible both old and new testaments:
    1. the bible.

    • @LETSBEBEAUTIFULREMIX
      @LETSBEBEAUTIFULREMIX 5 років тому +9

      It's the best seller fiction book all times. For only 2.99$ book at your local stores near you

    • @skyjoshuavlogtv1751
      @skyjoshuavlogtv1751 4 роки тому

      @Listening to Life with KaZ that your belief good luck God is truth it is great to believe in God rather than human

    • @simanchalnag5909
      @simanchalnag5909 4 роки тому +1

      Bible is not just a book bro it is the word of God. I am sure that you realise one day .god bless you .amen

    • @hakureikura9052
      @hakureikura9052 4 роки тому +12

      @@simanchalnag5909 dumbfuck...
      1. you have not proven your god exists.
      2. you have not proven god wrote the bible.
      3. you claim to know that god wrote the book? how do you know?

    • @Homebody662
      @Homebody662 4 роки тому

      haKurei kura When you look around do you think this all by chance? And the Bible is inspired by God.

  • @mistyhaney5565
    @mistyhaney5565 4 роки тому +24

    Amazing that the bible's first telling of the creation of humans has male and female created simultaneously, but the version every Christian pastor refers to is the version that has woman created as a helper.

    • @sereanaduwai8313
      @sereanaduwai8313 Рік тому +2

      There are 2 Creation stories in Genesis. In the first both man and woman were created, the first woman was Lilith. That is in Jewish beliefs and tradition. The 2 creation was the creation of Eve! This begs a whole lot of question that Christian’s avoid . What happened to
      Lilith and where did she come from?

  • @grilledcheeseandsoup1652
    @grilledcheeseandsoup1652 3 роки тому +63

    The verse that said "But for Adam no suitable helper was found." is oddly worded. So if Adam had a thing for beastiality women wouldn't have been created?

    • @Road_Rash
      @Road_Rash 3 роки тому +12

      Maybe he was banging animals & none were found to be suitable...what if God came down one day & found Adam balls deep in a warthog or something & thought, 'Oh shit...this is completely unsuitable...better make him a female of his own species...' It could happen...I mean God wouldn't let him eat from the smart making tree, so there's no telling what he was doing when God wasn't looking...he was an idiot because no eat smart thinky tree fruits...

    • @nataliaborys1554
      @nataliaborys1554 3 роки тому +10

      It raises the question, what did God plan to do with the first humans, had they not eaten the fruit? Because the more I think about it, the more it feels like a person playing Sims with a custom made city

    • @ronhansen8471
      @ronhansen8471 3 роки тому

      @@Road_Rash said: Maybe he was banging animals & none were found to be suitable
      Ron's response: Adam was perfect and didn't sneak around like Satan. If you read the incident it was the woman that thoroughly deceived the man. Adam on his own free will chose to follow Eve. He knew what the consequence was for disobedience. You do know that bestiality was punishable by death along with fornication and homosexuality. Adam and Eve disobeyed a simple command nothing more. The true God explained to Adam what the law was and the consequences for breaking that law. It gives us an example of what happens when you are disobedient

    • @ronhansen8471
      @ronhansen8471 3 роки тому

      @Road Rash's Redline Resto Rods said:So god made 99% species on the planet with a partner and forgot that Adam would need one?
      Ron's response: Did you know that in heaven there is no such thing as female and male. After all Adam was created in God's image. And when ever heavenly creatures are referenced it is always in the masculine gender.

    • @nataliaborys1554
      @nataliaborys1554 3 роки тому +2

      @@ronhansen8471 ...so that person accidentally argued that gender is a social structure, huh? Since in heaven, where there's only souls, there is no male/female division

  • @hrithik1114
    @hrithik1114 5 років тому +352

    you should do it cinemasins style with a "sin" counter

    • @Jean-Berry
      @Jean-Berry 5 років тому +28

      that would be hilarious!

    • @evelynindge7581
      @evelynindge7581 5 років тому +14

      Yes!!!

    • @jimmyferdinand5883
      @jimmyferdinand5883 4 роки тому +9

      That would be a copyright strike 🤣

    • @ianburton5053
      @ianburton5053 4 роки тому +3

      That would be cool ! Good idea if you could do it.

    • @ashzole
      @ashzole 4 роки тому +1

      sin means something like sexual disgusting perversion knowledge of good and evil is knowing good sex and bad sex. example of bad sex prfophilia

  • @Charlie94781
    @Charlie94781 4 роки тому +72

    God basically created a scenario of entrapment with a “forbidden” tree then got pissed off that the two humans gained knowledge by consuming the magic fruit, despite being omnipotent

    • @dinard38
      @dinard38 3 роки тому +23

      Lol....i literally just made this same argument to some Christian posting in these comments. They don't seem to get that by God forbidding Adam and Eve from eating from the Tree of Knowledge, that means he wanted them to be dumb and unintelligent. How do they not see something inherently wrong with that??? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @thakraken6995
      @thakraken6995 3 роки тому +7

      Everybody seems to forget though that Eve was not Adam's first wife. Lilith was

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 3 роки тому +5

      What's weird is God could have had angels guard the Tree of Knowledge. He got them to guard the Tree of Life just so Adam and Eve couldn't eat from it after they disobeyed Him.

    • @ronhansen8471
      @ronhansen8471 3 роки тому +1

      Charles said: God basically created a scenario of entrapment with a “forbidden” tree then got pissed off that the two humans gained knowledge by consuming the magic fruit, despite being omnipotent
      Ron's response; Yes that would be a human way of describing Genesis. But then most people on this planet has no earthly idea what the bible teaches or why the bible exist. (Genesis 17:1; Hebrews 4:13; Revelation 11:17) The true God has a dwelling place. Jesus said “In the house of my father there are many abodes. . . . I am going my way to prepare a place for you.” (John 14:2)

    • @gina1126
      @gina1126 3 роки тому +1

      God told Adam and Eve not to eat from one tree....they had literally all of the other trees in the garden. He was warning them, not entrapping them. If you had a child and you knew something would happen if they did x,y, or z and didn't tell them about it that would be messed up. He put the tree there because it was part of creation, if humans couldn't obey then how is that on God? And remember God finds a way to redeem us and save us anyway.

  • @shriggs55
    @shriggs55 5 років тому +197

    " I could teach you something,but then I'd have to kill you." Hilarious! But really gets to the point in a way I've never heard before.Can I quote you on that?

    • @speaklife9084
      @speaklife9084 4 роки тому

      Carol Neace right!!!! Everything out of nothing!!! Hilarious 😂

    • @tongasmith910
      @tongasmith910 4 роки тому

      Rory Nicole CBC Jbvnbb lçln

    • @ftumusiclover1239
      @ftumusiclover1239 4 роки тому +5

      @@speaklife9084 a talking a snake, a human that can walk on water, a human that can heal, yes that’s hilarious 🤣

    • @tommywhisman6128
      @tommywhisman6128 3 роки тому

      @@ftumusiclover1239 it was not a physical death but a death of innocence and the snake is descriptive term,people get healed everyday.How do you know he didn't walk on water.

    • @ftumusiclover1239
      @ftumusiclover1239 3 роки тому +3

      @@tommywhisman6128 and how do you know he did walk on water?? Also if people get “healed” then why haven’t I seen any news about an amputated limb suddenly growing back, an incurable genetic disease is cured, or someone who suddenly survived Stage 4 cancer??

  • @maxcovfefe
    @maxcovfefe 4 роки тому +38

    Bible mythology is so messed up. You're gonna need to add trigger warnings at the beginning of these videos soon. God doesn't stay in gardening mode very long.

    • @shinykyogre7197
      @shinykyogre7197 4 роки тому +2

      Exactly

    • @maxcovfefe
      @maxcovfefe 3 роки тому +1

      @Soggy Android I feel the same. Asking "God" to change "his plan" seems a bit, uh, egomaniacal to me. *IF* there's a god with any actual plan, it's way beyond my petty comprehension. *IF* god exists, he's out there making planets and blowing up stars and shit. WTF does he care whether my team wins the Superbowl or not?

    • @RJWM1999
      @RJWM1999 3 роки тому

      @@maxcovfefe well you're missing the point. He's God. He's literally everywhere and anywhere at the same time.
      He's in the beginning rn. And he's also at the end of time. He's with you and he's with me and everyone in the world.
      The whole point is He's God. He can do it all.
      THE BIG THINGS the small things. Really doesn't make a difference when a being is all-powerful and all present.
      So yes he could be creating stars Right now. But he's also taking care of little tiny birds in the sky rn. Or the little ant getting food right now.
      He's God. Nothing is too big or small for him.
      What's more He's a personal God. He wants to be involved in the lives of His creation. Because He knows that, that's what's best for us.
      Being with Him is literally in our best interest therefore He takes interest in us

    • @maxcovfefe
      @maxcovfefe 3 роки тому +2

      @@RJWM1999 If all that is true, then why can't he forgive everyone? Why does his book say you need to believe in him to go to heaven?

    • @tggjackpot6462
      @tggjackpot6462 3 роки тому

      @@maxcovfefe Because God gave us free will to do what we want to do that’s why he gave us a choice to follow him

  • @TripDaly
    @TripDaly 5 років тому +90

    We were this close to having bird and wobird. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 3 роки тому +1

      Feminist Wobird when they realizes wobird contains bird:

  • @maximelecompte4446
    @maximelecompte4446 10 місяців тому +5

    Eve: Adam, do you love me?
    Adam : Do I have any alternative?

  • @pouncerlion4022
    @pouncerlion4022 5 років тому +53

    For some reason when you started reading I'm thinking, "This is the account of the heavens and the Earth, Wind and Fire. It was a very funky time!"

  • @helixsol7171
    @helixsol7171 3 роки тому +37

    "I created you, now here's a list of chores."
    Sounds like every parent ever

    • @helixsol7171
      @helixsol7171 2 роки тому +2

      @333piercingtruth
      That wasn't my point lol

    • @helixsol7171
      @helixsol7171 2 роки тому +1

      @333piercingtruth
      Chill I was just making a joke about a joke made in the video

  • @doctorshell7118
    @doctorshell7118 5 років тому +72

    God overlooked it when Adam chose the sheep as his “help meet”.

    • @NurseEmilie
      @NurseEmilie 5 років тому +2

      The Bible doesn't say that. The fool has said in his heart: "There is no God!" Stephen Hawking said these exact words in 2011. He, like all atheists who profess to be wise, are just plain fools. Guess where he is now.

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 4 роки тому +16

      @@NurseEmilie Steven hawking was born with a illness that would of killed him in his youth. But he was live and adapt to it. So your choice is God kept him alive in pain and agony, he some how went against gods plan and lived longer or there is no God or God is a uncaring God.

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @denisemcdougal6445
      @denisemcdougal6445 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @littlesunshine9805
      @littlesunshine9805 3 роки тому +4

      @@NurseEmilie 6 ft under the ground... like how you will too once the time comes

  • @aspirativemusicproduction2135
    @aspirativemusicproduction2135 3 роки тому +8

    People didn't have much science when they wrote this. They made up some stories to shut their children up when they asked "where are we coming from."

  • @EmpressMermaid
    @EmpressMermaid 4 роки тому +35

    I've learned more about the Bible from these videos than I ever did growing up in church.

  • @mundusuys8739
    @mundusuys8739 Рік тому +6

    Adam and Eve discovers a tree. Adam: "Umdubloovooquoo?" Eve: "No, tree"

  • @Melisamonet
    @Melisamonet 3 роки тому +17

    All your responses to all the verses are all the questions I asked as a child !!! I was born into a United Pentecostal church I lived that way for 35 years I'm so glad I'm awake

    • @WetbackNoSetback
      @WetbackNoSetback Рік тому

      Dont let florida find out you’re woke now but welcome to the club sis

  • @ladysnow3444
    @ladysnow3444 4 роки тому +17

    Woman made from a rib sounds like witchcraft.

  • @bf08191
    @bf08191 3 роки тому +19

    God is like my friend's dad:
    He has two moms

  • @rachelday5406
    @rachelday5406 3 роки тому +16

    The whole “and god called her woman because she was taken out of man” thing doesn’t make any sense to me. Like the English language did not exist back then. I’m pretty sure the worlds first language didn’t follow the same rules as English

    • @ronhansen8471
      @ronhansen8471 3 роки тому

      Rachel Day said The whole “and god called her woman because she was taken out of man” thing doesn’t make any sense to me. Like the English language did not exist back then. I’m pretty sure the worlds first language didn’t follow the same rules as English
      Ron's response: (Genesis 2:20) "So the man named all the domestic animals and the flying creatures of the heavens and every wild animal of the field, but for man there was no helper as a complement of him". Adam and Eve had a perfectly functioning language.

    • @rachelday5406
      @rachelday5406 3 роки тому

      @@ronhansen8471 I’m not saying their language wasn’t functioning. I’m saying it probably didn’t follow the same rules as English.

    • @ronhansen8471
      @ronhansen8471 3 роки тому

      Adam and Eve spoke in the Hebrew language that is much different then today's Hebrew

    • @stephengibson4823
      @stephengibson4823 3 роки тому +1

      @@ronhansen8471 I think you should go and re-assess your logic. If you have a language that calls something X in their language and you mistakenly translate it into something in your language call Y thinking it means X Then you will continually perpetuate that error.
      Give me the name of the animal that has four legs, a tail, and gives milk and you could be describing a cow, a sheep, a goat, or even a horse because no one specified that the milk was for human consumption.
      You quote Genesis 2: 20 from a version of a book you KNOW contains many errors in translation and expect people to accept it as true lol

    • @adeldizz
      @adeldizz 3 роки тому

      That’s because they didn’t speak English Rachel. Pretty sure that was obvious as Genesis was translated from Hebrew to Greek to English.

  • @deewesthill1358
    @deewesthill1358 3 роки тому +22

    When God rests, he lies down on his chaise longue by his swimming pool and snaps his fingers for one of his angel-slaves to "mix me up a tall cold one and also bring some hors d'oeuvres".

  • @atheistechoes9594
    @atheistechoes9594 3 роки тому +11

    This all sounds like we created god

    • @stephengibson4823
      @stephengibson4823 3 роки тому +1

      We did, but don't tell the theists. They are told we stole knowledge and that's a sin to them lol

  • @jeffclark1129
    @jeffclark1129 4 роки тому +48

    Love these videos! I can't wait to see you expose and tear apart Noah's Ark and the Biblical Flood! There are many Flood myths in all ancient cultures, the Epic of Gilgamesh from ancient Sumeria, and Deucalion and Pyrrha from the Greek Flood myth. The Bible is used to justify racism, sexism, holy wars, censorship etc. And I do own a Bible, it isn't the King James Version either!

    • @bc8648
      @bc8648 2 роки тому +1

      Read it

    • @steviekaiser9974
      @steviekaiser9974 2 роки тому +3

      There is actual evidence of a world wide flood around 10 to 14 thousand years ago. The part that is dumb is that a guy was told buy God to build a boat....did nobody else have working boats? Also how would retrieve 2 of every animal if you are I'm one place? How did you get to the other continents? Also did your boat have a climate controlled system for all the different climates needed? It starts to sound like mediocre writing after awhile...

    • @ZackRichardson21
      @ZackRichardson21 Рік тому

      Please, read the Bible and ask God for your heart to be soften

    • @antonionacionreluya8707
      @antonionacionreluya8707 Рік тому

      @@ZackRichardson21 Keep your god and his lies to yourself and enjoy it. I think you will enjoy being a deceived masochist.

  • @thakraken6995
    @thakraken6995 3 роки тому +9

    Eve wasn't Adam's first wife btw. Lilith was

  • @rossf5945
    @rossf5945 4 роки тому +20

    Good work Hemant, have you noticed in all depictions of Adam and Eve they have belly buttons ?
    Ha ! Ha! Ha!

    • @ericscaillet2232
      @ericscaillet2232 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly...a gross overlook by all painters😒

    • @dinard38
      @dinard38 4 роки тому +6

      Great observation! Which makes me think.....if man was created in God's image, why would God have a belly button??? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @kellycowley3535
      @kellycowley3535 3 роки тому +4

      @@dinard38
      I think Ross is getting onto the how belly buttons form, a belly button is what remains after a person umbilical cord (a cord connecting them to their mother when they are born) gets cut and dried out. If adam and eve were created though (not born) then by logic they shouldn't really have a belly button.

    • @dinard38
      @dinard38 3 роки тому +4

      @@kellycowley3535 Haha. Well, I'd make both arguments. Why would Adam and Eve have belly buttons, AND if God created humans in his image, why would he have a belly button. 😉
      Or penis! 😱😱😱 Oh dear. Did I go there?? 😱

    • @ronhansen8471
      @ronhansen8471 3 роки тому

      Russ F said: Good work Hemant, have you noticed in all depictions of Adam and Eve they have belly buttons ?
      Ron's response: Why do you think Adam and Eve should have belly buttons? Most likely they didn't for obvious reasons.

  • @squeezy_uchiha907
    @squeezy_uchiha907 3 роки тому +4

    Christians say that the reason the tree of knowledge was there because of free will. But if you pay attention Adam and Eve had free will before they ate the fruit

  • @p.bamygdala2139
    @p.bamygdala2139 4 роки тому +5

    Maybe the authors of Genesis thought that god needed to rest because they projected their own conditions on to god: anxiety, depression, migraines, chronic fatigue syndrome, etc.

    • @ronhansen8471
      @ronhansen8471 3 роки тому

      Maybe the authors of Genesis thought that god needed to rest because they projected their own conditions on to god: anxiety, depression, migraines, chronic fatigue syndrome, etc.
      Ron's response: God is not responsible for those things Satan is

  • @kundrapuharitha5187
    @kundrapuharitha5187 4 роки тому +6

    Satan gave us knowledge.
    We are indebted to him.
    If we are wearing different outfits it's due to knowledge given by satan.
    Otherwise we would have been naked roaming like early man

    • @dinard38
      @dinard38 4 роки тому +1

      That's the part that has ALWAYS baffled me....about the tree of life and the tree of knowledge. So God never wanted us to have knowledge of what's right and what's wrong. Makes no sense.

    • @dorinamary7863
      @dorinamary7863 7 місяців тому

      Maybe think in terms of dimensions. There are many higher than where we are, and some of them are very ethereal where clothes like we wear are not needed. We sank into or fell into this lower dimension because of Satan's trick.

    • @dorinamary7863
      @dorinamary7863 7 місяців тому

      @@dinard38 It's actually really knowledge of duality, which we acquired by the "fall". A physical world has to have polar opposites. We're in a lower dimension/ physicality because of this fall.

    • @dinard38
      @dinard38 7 місяців тому

      @@dorinamary7863Huh????
      Geez!!! Y’all religious people just make this shit up as you go along, don’t you??

  • @TheWrongBrother
    @TheWrongBrother 4 роки тому +6

    You forgot to ask another important thing. Where did Adam learn language and which was it? These names he was giving out are in which dialect?

    • @Leith_Crowther
      @Leith_Crowther Рік тому

      This was before the Tower of Babel story, so it wouldn’t be a language that we’ve ever seen. Humans had some kind of universal language, they’d say.

  • @ShinyGoldBacon
    @ShinyGoldBacon 2 роки тому +4

    Genesis is just a retelling of older creation myths.
    Ancient Mesopotamians believed the earth and sky literally had a big dome "firmament" over it all, which the sun, moon and stars were set in. And above this big dome was a vast ocean which the firmament held up. Rain was when water leaked through cracks in the firmament dome. This view of the world is explained in the enuma elish, a story of the ancient god Marduk slaying the gigantic chaos goddess Tiamat and using her carcass as a firmament under which he then created the earth and sky and stars.

    • @Lowtiersorcerer
      @Lowtiersorcerer 28 днів тому

      The whole thing is just a joke they were even stories about half gods born from virgins even before “jesus” and stories like the flood in different parts of the world the bible kinda copied those ideas

  • @jilliansmith7123
    @jilliansmith7123 5 років тому +22

    Not only would it have been Adam and stEve, but then stEve had to be transgendered to make Eve.

  • @jillymo527
    @jillymo527 4 роки тому +22

    This is brilliant! My late holy roller grandmother believed the B book was literal. She hated it when I countered the verses with logic. However, you do a much better job at it. Well done!!! I'm a fan!

    • @dianestafford6968
      @dianestafford6968 3 роки тому

      You Grandmother is in Heaven. I pray that someday you will see her again.

    • @jillymo527
      @jillymo527 3 роки тому +6

      @@dianestafford6968 Did it ever occur to you that maybe I don't want to see her again? You don't know me, toots, so don't even try it. You go on believing your mythology. I'll enjoy basking in intellect, logic, and reality. 🙄🙄

    • @dianestafford6968
      @dianestafford6968 3 роки тому

      @Denise Richardson Amen!

    • @dianestafford6968
      @dianestafford6968 3 роки тому

      @@jillymo527 we are all free to make our own choices but we are not free from the consequences of our choices

    • @whatdidyoujustsay3656
      @whatdidyoujustsay3656 2 роки тому +1

      @Denise Richardson If salvation matters to your god, he should have made the bible clear and readily understood and not studded with contradictions and subject to interpretations. Your god has the moral obligation to show up to straighten things out and say, "Hey, you assholes, this is what I meant by..." God's word my ass.

  • @bruceedwards3481
    @bruceedwards3481 2 роки тому +5

    It almost sounds like Adam and Eve were like animals they didn’t know right from wrong but some how Adam was smart enough to name all the animals ,which is pure confusion…Why would God
    tell them not to eat from a tree and
    he knows they don’t have a since of
    knowing right from wrong..That’s like leaving a loaded gun around a 3 year
    old and blame it on them when they
    blow their brains out…God set them up
    for failure why would he even put that
    tree around them in the first place
    and then get mad and punish them when they
    eat from the tree but he knows they don’t have a since of what right
    or wrong is..This is pure foolishness..

  • @johnobrien6415
    @johnobrien6415 3 роки тому +6

    If I were Adam and Eve, I'd totally sue God for having an attractive nuisance. That fact that he brought out the flaming swords to protect the tree of life afterwards shows that he was capable of guarding the tree of knowledge but chose not to. It'd be a slam-dunk case. However, I think God would be judgement proof, making it hard to collect damages. You could try collecting from a church but they are going to say that they are not liable for God. They can collect in his name, but they are just not liable in his name. Totally sucks.

  • @drlegendre
    @drlegendre 3 роки тому +3

    Never understood how god knew to create all of the sexually reproducing animals in pairs, but when it came to man, the pinnacle of his work, he completely overlooked this fact.

    • @michaelhenry1763
      @michaelhenry1763 3 роки тому +1

      It just shows the competing creation narratives and how the editors did not smooth out the contradictions between the two. So, in chapter 1, humans are created at the sometime, male and female. Then in the very next chapter, we are given a completely new and different creation story, with Adam being created before the animals or plants or even Eve.

      You would think they would have been caught that.

    • @drlegendre
      @drlegendre 3 роки тому

      @@michaelhenry1763 I'm not sure I understand you. I'm well aware of the two different creation stories - but what does that fact have to do with the obvious oversight (lack of a mate) in one of them?

    • @michaelhenry1763
      @michaelhenry1763 3 роки тому

      @@drlegendre Well, I misread your statement. I though you were actually asking a question to engage in the texts. I suppose you were not.
      The second creation story is not forgetting about a mate. It is asking the questions: Where did women come from? Where did the word come from? Where did the relationship between men and women come from?
      I believe that the authors of the second chapter thought the creation story of the first chapter was unsatisfying.

  • @rc4688
    @rc4688 3 роки тому +1

    Actually the definition of "rest" is "inactivity". It doesn't meant god was tired and needed to sleep. It simply means he stopped doing anything, stepped back and watched his creation work on it's own. This would require evolution to take control, yet christians believe god is controlling everything which means he is not at rest. If god needs to control everything then even one day of rest means all his work falls apart.

  • @KennyFromPhilly
    @KennyFromPhilly 5 років тому +9

    If you referred to God as female in this post, you would really get under the KKKristian’s skin!
    Keep doing these in-depth Bible studies, Hemant! This is fantastic epistemology!

  • @akl561
    @akl561 5 років тому +9

    Of this whole chapter, I think the thing xians took the most seriously is that women don''t get names, or at least have to change their name when they get married.

    • @oscargordon
      @oscargordon 5 років тому +1

      It reminds we how just about all of the women in the New Testament are named Mary. It reminds when I was learning about the Puritans in New England when I was in High School. I thought all of their first names were "Goody".

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 4 роки тому +4

    Everyone forgets about the Tree of Life. It was right next to the Tree of the knowledge of good and evil and it's fruit would make you immortal. Fun fact- god never said not to eat from it, but later put an angel in front of it with a flaming sword to guard it.

    • @maitisanw.j7453
      @maitisanw.j7453 3 роки тому

      Same with Jesus the second man from God was tested thru same devil but both of them used free choice either to obey or disobey satan. One side freedom other restriction, but the weak human mindset always like a free life to do what he wants and say what he likes just like Hemant he has a free will which way to chose either christianity or atheism.

  • @Coyotesarecool
    @Coyotesarecool 4 роки тому +10

    7:34 That's because Yahweh created Lilith and Adam, at the same time and from the same materials so they would be equal. However, Adam demanded Lilith to be subservient to him and to be beneath him during sex, while Lilith wanted to be seen and treated as an equal to Adam. Lilith got frustrated and said the ineffable name of God which granted her supernatural powers which she used to fly away. Adam complained to Yahweh that his wife had gone, so he sent three angels to force her to come back to be Adam's subservient wife, and if she didn't return, she would have to accept that a hundred of her children would be murdered every day. She refused to return, so Yahweh murdered a hundred of her children every day and in vengeful retaliation to Adam and God's unfair treatment to her, she vowed to murder Adam's children during the night.
    ...And that's the story of Lilith that Christians don't want you to know about! :D

    • @lavacat2632
      @lavacat2632 2 роки тому +2

      Jesus, no wonder Lilith killed Adams's children. God straight up killed her children every day just because she wanted to be an independent individual.

    • @michaeldeglory777
      @michaeldeglory777 2 роки тому

      Who Told You This ?

  • @Nick23at63
    @Nick23at63 5 років тому +7

    If I try to talk to many Christians I know about this topic, they just shrug it off and say it doesn't matter. So what if there really wasn't a talking snake, or if Eve didn't come from a rib, or if Adam didn't come from dust, all that matters is that God made us and he loves us. They deep down realize it's a bunch of BS, they just don't want to believe that there isn't some loving creator looking out for us and promising a heaven to go to. And here in SW Georgia, there are almost no agnostics or atheists, or at least any that admit to it. Logical thinkers are very few.

    • @fredworthmn
      @fredworthmn 5 років тому +1

      Try this one with your Xian friends. Genesis was written AFTER 600 BCE based on tales they heard while in Babylon captivity. This is agreed upon by all Jewish scholars and those Xian scholars who will admit it. Xians get so excited about finding "the Tower of Babel" without realizing that it negates the prehistoric origin claims made about Genesis. This tower was built just prior to 600 BCE and would have been the first thing the Exiles saw as they approached their new home. The tower was functional for around 250 years before it fell into disrepair and was cannibalized for other building projects.
      This from a Rabbi, "Eden" is a metaphor for Temple of Holys. Xians still don't understand metaphors and allegories except when the text forbids something that they want to do. (That's called "justification".)

    • @nlucodeine2564
      @nlucodeine2564 23 дні тому

      I will talk with you about this topic. What makes you not believe in god?

    • @Nick23at63
      @Nick23at63 23 дні тому

      @@nlucodeine2564 Oh, I believe there is a god, just not the one most Christians believe in. I see no evidence of a loving, just god.

    • @nlucodeine2564
      @nlucodeine2564 23 дні тому

      @ I’m curious as to what makes you believe that. I want to have a discussion if your open. I have been walking my journey with God for not long now and I’d like to build my debate skills if your down to get started. But what makes Jesus Christ a non loving and just God. How can you claim this. After all the only king to rule in this world without a sword

    • @nlucodeine2564
      @nlucodeine2564 23 дні тому

      @@Nick23at63 ^

  • @aimlesscrown647
    @aimlesscrown647 3 роки тому +4

    God: Don't be a baby. Ribs grow back. (No they don't)

  • @thetransplanner
    @thetransplanner 3 роки тому +9

    I just remember “Simpsons Bible Stories,” where Homer (as Adam) names animals “land monster” (groundhog) and “branch monster” (snake).

  • @RossOneEyed
    @RossOneEyed 3 роки тому +5

    When you are copying Babylonian creation myths, you get what you get....and sometimes, it doesn't make sense.

  • @jean-louispech4921
    @jean-louispech4921 3 роки тому +7

    eve from the rib has a logical explanation :
    this story is taken from the mythic story " Enki and Ninhursag " a myth about creation ... by sex between divinities.
    along the story between the both divinities who happens in a ... garden with water , Enki eats plants who are in fact his daughters ( this is a myth not a claim of real history, it is all about symbols ) while he was forbidden to do it by Ninhursag , and as a punishment Ninhursag punish him by giving him a disease for each plan eaten in a place on his body, and it is painful for Enki.
    And one place is ... the rib.
    But Ninhursag takes Enki in pity and decide to cure him, by removing each plant and making a daughter from each disease.
    And then the "lady from the the rib" ( ninti in sumerian ) is called ninti , meaning lady who gives life.
    And then redactor of the genesis 2 , were just copying the myth for the creation of eve, lady who gives life.
    There are great chances that the garden of Eden is just inspired by the garden of dilum from Sumerian myth.
    In any other cases it does not makes sense.

  • @rainbowgirl3225
    @rainbowgirl3225 2 роки тому +2

    does a handful of things, has no one to talk to, takes a depression nap. same god. same

  • @pavelgavlikmusic
    @pavelgavlikmusic 5 років тому +25

    Even as a christian i find this very amusing

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 5 років тому +8

      Well, at least you see the funny side, many people become instantly defensive when their beliefs are questioned, it's one of our greatest flaws, cognitive bias.
      We all have it, but so many of us refuse to admit they we suffer from it, because we so readily associate being wrong with being unintelligent or something like that, when in fact, being wrong should be celebrated as an important part of the learning process.
      I'm not saying you are wrong, just saying that when we refuse to accept the possibility that we could be wrong, we can never find out if we are.
      Anyways, all the best from an atheist in Australia. We clearly have no morals lol

    • @martins96244
      @martins96244 5 років тому +6

      Because in christian environments nothing is ever tested

    • @christianhawk592
      @christianhawk592 4 роки тому +2

      Martins no we just know what this dude is saying is crap

    • @exillens
      @exillens 4 роки тому +1

      @@christianhawk592 If he's saying "crap" and he's getting his words from the bible, then it stands to reason...

    • @diosa1987
      @diosa1987 4 роки тому +2

      Are you truly a Christian then ? Colossians 3:1- So if you're serious about living this new resurrection life with Christ, act like it. Pursue the things over which Christ presides.

  • @mariapawlisz5883
    @mariapawlisz5883 4 роки тому +7

    Came across your videos and I'm so glad I did.

  • @grillmadeofrecycledgrenade3197
    @grillmadeofrecycledgrenade3197 5 років тому +26

    Can't wait for Everything Wrong With Deuteronomy 22

    • @Wistful77
      @Wistful77 5 років тому +6

      all of deuteronomy...

    • @Wistful77
      @Wistful77 5 років тому +2

      @Het heilige boek van de islam. Yes, it matters, when people use those writings to justify their actions. ;0

    • @Wistful77
      @Wistful77 5 років тому +2

      @Het heilige boek van de islam. There are plenty of examples. Shall I really be compelled to list them for you?

    • @Wistful77
      @Wistful77 5 років тому +2

      @Het heilige boek van de islam. Yes it matters. Why shouldn't it?what are you proposing? That mistakes should never be corrected? Listen to reason.
      ua-cam.com/video/Gpw-TSd36l8/v-deo.html

    • @ohiobuckeye5828
      @ohiobuckeye5828 5 років тому

      @Thomas
      By all means tell us what is wrong with Deuteronomy 22?

  • @benadams3569
    @benadams3569 5 років тому +25

    "He has no friends to hang out with."
    Me: LOL

  • @frenchloverstalker
    @frenchloverstalker 3 роки тому +7

    I created you, here is a list of chores!
    Me to my child 🤣

    • @DioDeezBrando
      @DioDeezBrando 3 роки тому +3

      I read this right when he said it....

  • @TheSteveTell
    @TheSteveTell 5 років тому +43

    Love these. Cant wait to see more.

  • @GeneralArmorus
    @GeneralArmorus 5 років тому +7

    Do all chapters like this!

  • @ancantiladodecaminante623
    @ancantiladodecaminante623 5 років тому +10

    Awesome, that you are back in full swing.. missed your humor and common sense!

  • @natureboihikes7827
    @natureboihikes7827 5 років тому +4

    So many good sarcastic lines and points about the stupidity of the text. Looking forward to more, Hemant.

  • @Sparkplug.223
    @Sparkplug.223 3 роки тому +2

    9:15 if you wanna be factual if god is real he could do that it's not that far fetched especially with the other claims in the bible I believe in god but not the bible because anyone can write a book but no one can make you feel that holy spirit

  • @angelofmusic997
    @angelofmusic997 3 роки тому +9

    These are all quite interesting points. I've also heard that "Adam" is a transliteration of the Hebrew word for "earth" (or "dirt") so I've been quite curious as to when Adam became a "name" instead of just Man, esp as Eve was just Woman.

    • @adrisyoung556
      @adrisyoung556 2 роки тому +3

      Eve is either his sister..... why do women get pregnant if the women was made out of men shouldn't the men be the one to get pregnant?

  • @MegaDragoz
    @MegaDragoz 5 років тому +9

    I thought the "God rested" thing was stupid myself, so I googled it and found a site that said that's mainly a mistranslation. It's a Hebrew word that can mean rest as in to stop. Like "The rolling ball came to a rest."

    • @kundrapuharitha5187
      @kundrapuharitha5187 4 роки тому +2

      Stopping is right but what about creating trees after that sun and moon on fourth day.
      He created trees then he created creatures in sea.
      Which contradicts the science.

    • @darinb.3273
      @darinb.3273 3 роки тому

      @@kundrapuharitha5187 Ummmm I was COMPLETELY unaware science has a voice science is data nothing more, scientists that study the data draw conclusions and hypothesis from it. My question is simply this, who says those men are correct in said conclusions and hypotheses?

    • @LunarChaos
      @LunarChaos 3 роки тому

      @@darinb.3273 lmao so this is the let's not believe what goes on in front of our faces because we can pretend something else is going on. Interesting...
      So its like God is making you a good person. But he also gave you free will to be a good person.
      But your life is planned out.
      So your not actually free to do anything.
      So God really gave us consciousness to f**k with our mental states. And instead of reseting us..literally cause he can do whatever he wants. He rather us sit around and argue for millions of years, kill each other, and keep repopulationg the earth with our flaw beings. That we are in his image. So really he is just like us. Isn't that strange to you.

    • @darinb.3273
      @darinb.3273 3 роки тому

      @@LunarChaos lmao so this is the let's not believe what goes on in front of our faces because we can pretend something else is going on. Interesting...
      ME: Thats a bit of a problem, it didn't happen in front of our faces. What you believe is an interpretation of science data, and it is INTERPRETED by a man that cannot create ANY TYPE of life. Care to take on the challenge of creating a seed that can grow a unseen or unheard of flower or some type of new fruit? You are aware that man THINKS we evolved from apes right? EVERY SINGLE skull and bone fragments found IS NOT any kind of proof simply because there was NOT enough to tell what these fragments WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY BEEN. So man used computer models designed by him to fill in the missing portions and structures. In other words NOTHING MORE THAN SPECULATION. The rest of what man THINKS happened is the same SPECULATION. That IS NOT FACT, the fact is he found skulls and bone fragments and THATS IT.
      So its like God is making you a good person.
      ME: Ummmmm no God doesn't make anyone good or bad. Every person has their own mind and can make their own choices.
      But he also gave you free will to be a good person.
      ME: Or do evil.
      But your life is planned out.
      ME: NO IT ISN'T. A person has the complete choice of what they do.
      So your not actually free to do anything.
      ME: Already covered that. To prove this I'll ask you a couple of questions, did anyone other than you decide to respond to what I wrote and were you forced to write anything in a specific manner? In other words you were completely free to write what YOU chose to write.
      So God really gave us consciousness to f**k with our mental states.
      ME: My conscience steers my behavior to do what's right. However some have conscious that the individual ignores and the feel NOTHING. The Bible says the conscience has been seared as with a hot iron.
      And instead of reseting us..literally cause he can do whatever he wants. He rather us sit around and argue for millions of years, kill each other, and keep repopulationg the earth with our flaw beings.
      ME: Why would he "reset" us? He might as well made robots in that case and the programming would keep ANYTHING from going wrong. The reason he didn't is because it WOULD NOT be real, no capacity to love. The ONLY WAY that love can exist is for beings to have choice. Imagine a child hugging their parent and telling them "I love you", imagine now that it is just a robot running a program. Is that real?
      That we are in his image. So really he is just like us. Isn't that strange to you.
      ME: Genesis 1:26 Then God said, “Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, over [a]all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.”
      Ummmmm no NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE to being like us. God made the universe. You know ANY human beings that can speak light into existence how about create earth and give it an atmosphere and then create life on the planet. No that isn't strange at all to me, what is strange is man THINKS everything came from a Big expansion and after billions and billions and billions of years here we are in the earth as we know it today. YEAH that's OFF THE CHART STRANGE as well as IGNORANT.

    • @FrankCastle-tq9bz
      @FrankCastle-tq9bz 3 роки тому

      That doesn’t really make a difference - why would an omni-max deity need to stop creating? Why couldn’t it just keep creating indefinitely?

  • @maitisanw.j7453
    @maitisanw.j7453 3 роки тому +3

    When our mind is wrong and negative whatever we read or see is wrong. Its good to be positive and think positive let the negative have its own fruits.

  • @akshara487
    @akshara487 3 роки тому +4

    It feels like God was playing a game of sort like people play sims

    • @thaimperial97
      @thaimperial97 3 роки тому +2

      Well...this god is definitely good at the game of hide n seek 🙈

    • @akshara487
      @akshara487 3 роки тому +3

      @@thaimperial97 yeah😁

  • @jeanine219
    @jeanine219 3 роки тому +5

    Best and most in-depth, logical and science based analysis of these biblical passages.....with huge amounts of wit and humor. Thank you Hemant!

    • @dyerseve07
      @dyerseve07 3 роки тому +1

      For since the creation of the world His invisible attributes are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even His eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse - Romans 12:1

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 роки тому

      @@dyerseve07 Myth, legend, superstition, say nothing of anti-scientific. I presume the idea of a loving sky daddy makes you feel good, but that certainly doesn't make it true. As a matter of fact, if you have faith in something that completely lacks hard evidence, but makes you feel good, it's likely nothing more than wishful thinking.

    • @dyerseve07
      @dyerseve07 3 роки тому

      @@jeanine219 How do you know God doesn't exist? Where's your scientific proof? Where's your evidence? What faith do you have? Why are you here? Why do you exist? What's your purpose? What's for you after it's all over?
      It's more cruel to believe there's nothing after life than to think there's a just God.

    • @jeanine219
      @jeanine219 3 роки тому

      @@dyerseve07 Yes, what you are attempting to describe, Its called science, progress, technology, logic, intelligence. But you go ahead and stay in your ¨right wing extremist¨ Abrahamic religious mindset. You are clearly closed minded, and still blindly focused on ancient idiocy and mythology. I would venture that you are one of those that believe that at your death you will be immediately beamed up to a ḧeavenly highly pleasurable existence, in which you will continue to exist for trillions and trillions of years (and that´s just the beginning) And Iĺl bet you are one of those that also believe all of those billions of people who didńt and don´t believe EXACTLY as you do will be tortured in hell for trillions and trillions of years (and that´s just the beginning of that as well------Itś called torturous eternal repetition). Believing in that kind of unethical, immoral ideological mythology , and being completely ignorant when it comes to science and logic is ubiquitous with narcissism, grandiose delusions, lack of empathy, ignorance and a lower IQ.......The christian people I converse with are more often the ones who have minimal critical thinking skills and global lack of knowledge when it comes to even the basics of every area of scientific research and fact....Archeology, Astronomy, Cosmology, Anthropology, Einsteins theories of general and special relativity, natural selection, etc, etc, etc which all blatantly contradict the entire bible....But on the other hand, I would surmise youŕe undoubtedly a bona fide expert on pseudoscience, ghosts and goblins, demons, conspiracy theories, and the like. Oh, one more thing, I dare you to be courageous enough to read the brilliant Richard Dawkins book: The God Delusion¨, as well as read the king james bible passages on the web site evilbible.com. But my bet is you wont, because you people are also cowards when it comes to any suggestion even, that there isn´t a benevolent entity in the sky constantly watching over you, and especially that your brain is going to die, and you are not going anywhere after that.

    • @dyerseve07
      @dyerseve07 3 роки тому

      @@jeanine219 You are assuming a lot about me ( and even attacking with insults) which is not really needed, I am being quite polite to you. I merely asked sincere questions, which were ignored, but you ask me to read a book. I would be more than happy to read the book, I am not closed minded as you presume, but do in fact, read and watch materials of the sort to get a perspective from the other side.
      I like to approach a conversation with an open mind and kindness and not insinuate that people have a low I.Q., I lack empathy, etc.

  • @char8095
    @char8095 3 роки тому +10

    I know this was posted a year ago but when you started to talk of the forbidden fruit I had to chuckle... how many videos have you seen parents of small children stick a bowl of delicious candy in front of them and tell them not to touch it while they leave the room 🤣

    • @StopWhining491
      @StopWhining491 2 роки тому

      ...or to tell them that apples are good for them.

  • @desmondellis657
    @desmondellis657 5 років тому +6

    The sad, and scary, part of this is that there are GROWN men and women it the 21st Century that think this really happened!

    • @EvicFiniteGen13
      @EvicFiniteGen13 5 років тому

      That's why God is coming again, to save the fools.

    • @EvicFiniteGen13
      @EvicFiniteGen13 4 роки тому

      @Telirium I'm already saved my man... you can too. Trust me Jesus is coming and it's not going be a nice coming either... he's coming with a vengeance.

    • @EvicFiniteGen13
      @EvicFiniteGen13 4 роки тому

      @Telirium of course you would think it's hide and seek... their is reason for man to be under the sun by himself. Their is a very good reason God is doing this. Who do you think then fallen angels are?

    • @nunezm338
      @nunezm338 3 роки тому

      What did happen then ? And why?

    • @leroyh8977
      @leroyh8977 Рік тому +1

      @@EvicFiniteGen13I thought he was coming like a thief in the night?

  • @infinitemonkey917
    @infinitemonkey917 5 років тому +10

    Determining what is wrong with Genesis is no different than doing the same with Harry Potter. They are both fantasies.

    • @geoffmower8729
      @geoffmower8729 5 років тому +3

      At least Harry Potter makes sense .May be we should worship J. K. Rowling!

    • @KennyFromPhilly
      @KennyFromPhilly 5 років тому +2

      I agree. Harry Potter is such a better message: friendship, bravery, cleverness, compassion, etc. I read the entire series twice and can’t say the same about the Bible (getting through that the 1st time was difficult enough!).

  • @SawtoothWaves
    @SawtoothWaves 5 років тому +24

    5:40 my parents to me

  • @onuorax9574
    @onuorax9574 3 роки тому +2

    God did not make man in his own image, rather man made God in his own image

  • @resery1
    @resery1 4 роки тому +3

    "she doesn't even get a name, she's just 'wife' or 'helper'"........that cracked me up. 2000 years later nothing much has changed.

  • @albussr1589
    @albussr1589 3 роки тому +5

    "Adam wasn't hitchhiking"
    I proceded to die on the Spot. Too good

  • @Lobo243
    @Lobo243 5 років тому +8

    I'm atheist ...I love this man ...😁👍 Very good videos 👌

  • @Pfhreak
    @Pfhreak 4 роки тому +5

    Reminds me of the Rimmerworld episode of Red Dwarf. "It seemed entirely possible for me to create a fully grown female clone, using my own DNA as a template. This of course created the most enormous moral dilemma. Technically, she would be my sister, and therefore unable to take me as her lover. After much soul searching, I reluctantly decided, 'What the hell', I just wouldn't tell her." Yahweh has the same moral compass as Arnold Judas Rimmer.

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 4 роки тому +2

      Hehehe, *Rimmer*
      Also i think it would be even closer than a sister, as there are variations in sperms /egg cells.

  • @hainleysimpson1507
    @hainleysimpson1507 3 роки тому +1

    Well according to Christians Adam and Lilith were created at the same time, Lilith didn't want to be treated as less than since that's what Adam and Yahweh wanted so she left. Then Adam got lonely so Yahweh put him to sleep took out one of his ribs and somehow made Eve who was treated as less than since she's Adam's helper and not his equal, Eve not knowing better just accepted it

  • @chrisitl
    @chrisitl 3 роки тому +1

    Something that my brother told me. Our bodies are made of up to 60% water, if god truly made us from dirt, or dust, we would need to eat it, just like we need WATER. Also there is no dirt, dust or mud in our body. This is where my true questions began. Wouldn't god have made us from water? Or why do we have blood in our veins and not dirt? Idk lol

  • @pablosorbara2280
    @pablosorbara2280 4 роки тому +4

    2:15 shhhh it is foreshadowing for the part he decides to commit mass genocide and kill every living thing on earth except some drunk dude

  • @e.rvanrood7373
    @e.rvanrood7373 3 роки тому +12

    Gen 1: Eat all plants
    Gen 2: Don't eat that specific tree

    • @mysticwine
      @mysticwine 3 роки тому

      It's allegorical, nitwit.

    • @tgstudio85
      @tgstudio85 3 роки тому

      @@mysticwine agree, all Bible is pure crap.

    • @mysticwine
      @mysticwine 3 роки тому

      @@tgstudio85 So, fool what is your bible? A Communist Manifesto? No something even better Dianetics? You drag destruction with you wherever you go!

  • @luanamayana6742
    @luanamayana6742 5 років тому +3

    Make a video on everything wrong in the New Testament, cause Christian usually ignore the old one because Jesus wasn’t there and that there was no “love, grace and forgiveness” but there are some horrible things too

    • @shriggs55
      @shriggs55 5 років тому +1

      There is a couple of passages in the New Test. that should be bothersome to just about everybody(but fundamentalists Christians).There is one passage(I can't think of it's location off the top of my head.)-where Jesus tells a parable about a man that is turned over to "the tormentors"until he pays his death.And then he says,"This is what God will do to you(torment/torture)if you don't forgive your brother(not sister)from your heart." What a motivation to "forgive from your heart!" In Revelation,speaking of Jezebel's children,Jesus says that he will "kill her children with plague."Whether this is symbolic or not,to state it like that -is just nasty!

    • @luanamayana6742
      @luanamayana6742 5 років тому

      Joseph Riggs it will be interesting to have a good talking about these passages in details

    • @shriggs55
      @shriggs55 5 років тому

      @@luanamayana6742 okay,then.

    • @kinkukua
      @kinkukua 5 років тому +1

      Christian nitpicking good verses and disregard bad verses for their convenience. How is that acceptable

    • @derekallen4568
      @derekallen4568 5 років тому

      "Slaves obey your masters "

  • @kokteonggan7499
    @kokteonggan7499 4 роки тому +3

    Greeting from Malaysia. Your video is going to make many to stand on their toe and start some serious thinking about the bible.amen

    • @kokteonggan7499
      @kokteonggan7499 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dnd884 I have try to log in but cannot get result.anyway tu so much.

  • @S_tierr
    @S_tierr Рік тому +1

    it’s interesting how the bible says god created male and female but somehow forgot to mention intersex people?

  • @galvatron7881
    @galvatron7881 5 років тому +26

    That whole book is a unholy mess

    • @mrcurly1147
      @mrcurly1147 5 років тому +2

      Be sure to put your Hazmat gloves on before you handle one of those things! Call in the disposal team - let them deal with it.

  • @laurajarrell6187
    @laurajarrell6187 5 років тому +7

    Hemant, oh please, I know your videos are a lot of work, but please keep going. You've had me in tears and almost didn't get to the bathroom! 👏💝☮️🎃

    • @FriendlyAtheist1
      @FriendlyAtheist1  5 років тому +2

      Working on it :)

    • @themegamindtm1444
      @themegamindtm1444 3 роки тому

      @@FriendlyAtheist1 if time traveling is possible u r current status is hanging a tree in the edan. And helping howa to pick the fruit(ur narration of bible is extra ordenery satanic keep going on ...the fallen angel)ur action is proof of100%exicitince of god🐍🐍🐍😂😂

  • @richardho8283
    @richardho8283 5 років тому +5

    Good analysis and good questions. Very entertaining. Keep it up. I like this.

  • @pensivelyrebelling
    @pensivelyrebelling Рік тому +2

    This is the best Sunday school lesson ever. So many Sunday mornings wasted!

  • @vipservices1631
    @vipservices1631 3 роки тому +1

    The term rested never meant or means he was tired.. words change meaning over time.. rested in this sense means he stopped or cease all creation.. no other work to be done

    • @stephengibson4823
      @stephengibson4823 3 роки тому

      No kidding wonderbrain. You ever heard of sarcasm? Tell me though, If he stopped and ceased ALL creation, with no other work to be done, how come he then created an Eve AFTER this time? He is all knowing and all powerful. He would have KNOWN this Adam would need a mate or had he never planned on a human race to worship him in the future? None of it makes any logical sense and yet the theists keep coming up with "twist to fit" theories and claims so easily blown away

    • @vipservices1631
      @vipservices1631 3 роки тому

      @@stephengibson4823 Eve is an extension to man. Not a new creation. The thing is that God saw it fit for Adam to be alone with himself at creation. It was the desire of Adam after observing the animals to want a mate. The thing is, God allows us choices as humans. He never required us to be robot servants. He wants us to have free will but to us free will is a sin. A sin bound to happen. Don’t get me wrong. I do believe many bible stories have flaws in translation.. many many like the flood and Tower of Babel and many others… but like all stories they loose their trueness during translation and people interpretations of the facts.

    • @vipservices1631
      @vipservices1631 3 роки тому

      @@stephengibson4823 another thing. The 66 books were not and are not the only books that are here for us to peruse. There is no religion or science facts that totally makes sense of a creation story. To me , the Bible and it’s other books that are not found in the canon comes the closest. Evolution is rubbish.. Big Bang is garbage.. steady state is thrash… expanding universe defies the very thought that matter cannot be created or destroyed ( where is the new matter coming from that is causing our universe ever expand) all religions and science ultimately point to energy as being the thing that is the something that came from nothing which is the chaos in the order, hence, a in the beginning will always be necessary to explain the ever present energy that came from out of nowhere.

    • @stephengibson4823
      @stephengibson4823 3 роки тому

      @@vipservices1631 In your opinion. LOL.
      Your god is Omnipresent, Omniscient and Omnipotent he would have KNOWN your Adam would want a mate before Adam did. He also KNEW that this had to occur so that mankind would exist to "worship" him to satisfy his own narcissistic obsessions.
      Free will ??? Chose me or eternal damnation where HE will put you. That's not free will, that's bullying coercion. I choose NOW not to go to your hell. Now the ball is in your god's court. His move. The "free will" you talk of has conditions. That is not free will. Your amateur theology is flawed.

    • @vipservices1631
      @vipservices1631 3 роки тому

      @@stephengibson4823 the thing is with free will there are many alternative endings like in a movie.. each action we do influences the actions of others, hence, may and will change the course of history. Free will is inconceivable by just trying to rationalize your logic. The biblical translations of many text paint the creator as with flaws and to those I don’t subscribe as I am sure watered down translations are skewed especially if one has a motion. An ever present and knowing god has no limitations except to sin or to go back on his words..in fact he had to subject himself to death and hell. Two phenomena that’s way pass out understanding and yet he is still lord of lords.. be Good and good will follow

  • @chickenmanfan4977
    @chickenmanfan4977 5 років тому +18

    I love your stuff, Hemant. Thank you. 😊

  • @dennison2509
    @dennison2509 5 років тому +25

    This was really excellent, hope you create videos about other books and chapters in the bible like Isaiah, Exodus etc, as they have gruesome texts and contradictions. Way to go dude! #thinkingatheist #skeptic

    • @Wistful77
      @Wistful77 5 років тому +3

      deuteronomy ;[

  • @philliphuckaby9661
    @philliphuckaby9661 3 роки тому +3

    Still praying for you.

    • @tgstudio85
      @tgstudio85 3 роки тому +1

      Still thinking of you;)

  • @SmartVideosJarkaWatched
    @SmartVideosJarkaWatched 3 роки тому +1

    "It is not good for the man to be alone" because--with no one to correct you--you'll oftentimes think that you're doing everything right and you won't realize you're doing it wrong until too late ... For example, - - - no examples are coming to mind; probably because I'm alone, and thus think that every word I think of saying is worth writing ...

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 5 років тому +5

    Ok, so what happened next?

  • @isaacg3327
    @isaacg3327 5 років тому +8

    I think we can all agree that the Bible was written by people that didn’t know shit about anything...

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 5 років тому +1

      I wish we could all agree on that.... superstitions like religion plus cognitive bias are one of the most harmful things in the world right now. I wish checking cognitive bias was taught at school

    • @trybunt
      @trybunt 5 років тому

      I wish a lot of things, I just don't expect them to come true without everyone working together, lol
      Just thought I'd clear that up

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      @user-gj1np9rp4d 5 років тому

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  • @Drums-ve8on
    @Drums-ve8on 3 роки тому +4

    This is my second time viewing this series and it is even more hilarious! Thanks.

  • @nicolasandre9886
    @nicolasandre9886 4 роки тому +3

    What does god do when he rests? Same as everyone else, he gets high and/or wasted. How else would you explain the rest of his mess?

    • @nicolasandre9886
      @nicolasandre9886 3 роки тому

      @@Dnd884 : not only does this video lack any answer regarding why god would need to rest, it also spends its whole time telling that god, a being that is supposed to know everything, is repeatedly testing the humans he is supposed to have desgined.
      Almost as if.... he was not really that omniscient.
      And it's also explaining that the serpent in the garden of eden turned god's test into a trap? Did god not know what the serpent was doing? Was being trapped part of the test?
      Good job bringing more questions instead of answers.

  • @martincooper8559
    @martincooper8559 5 років тому +7

    You're soo good!! I like your straightness!! Well done!!

  • @canadiankewldude
    @canadiankewldude 4 роки тому +2

    Mat 10:14 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.