To be honest, the fact that these guys are like, 15 or 16 and actually have a part-time job, means they're doing a lot better than most high schoolers.
Also in general, this character is really good Most adults they interact with, its just truly a straight man that they banter to, and are basically ignored it seems, this guy actually reacts to their stuff
Beavis was just built that way. He's always liked things that are more graphic and violent in nature. He's definitely the more aggressive one of the two!
@@Nitro_Pegasus Definitely. There are multiple episodes that show how much Butthead influences Beavis, especially the episode where they show what his life would be like without Butthead, and Beavis has a normal job. lol
@@jonbourgoin182 They got a large settlement from the hospital from dropping Butthead on the head when he was born. With a good lawyer, that'll buy a house, braces, and then some.
@@nb2008nc : They must have gotten some pretty good settlements from when Attorney Adler sued the school, and sued the girl for giving Beavis a stiffy, and sued the temptress's parents, and sued the judge for giving both Beavis and Butt-head stiffies, and sued Van Driessen for lack of duty of care, and sued the police for assaulting Beavis and giving him whiplash etc.
"Something you can really sink your teeth in." "Wait a minute..." "Woah, you're disgusting." "Yeah I mean come on... that's enough." My stomach hurt so bad from laughing at this
I have been around town and adult video stores seem to have survived better than blockbuster video. I am in Arizona and there is several mom and pop shops and a string of major chains here. I think people want to keep things offline.
@@xarporte There's one adult video store by my place in California, been there as long as I can remember lol. I still see people walking in sometimes when I drive by it haha.
Renting movies has always been stupid that's why Blockbuster failed. Why rent when you can own your DVDs? The reason porn places have survived is because they sell videos. Who would rent porn? The box would be covered in... nevermind. Ultimately, it's the anonymity that keeps porn stores open. People can find out what you buy online, harder to do if you buy DVDs from a "porn palace" LOL
I had jobs at video porn places, Video Liquidators and Le Sex Shoppe, now Romantix. I don't even know how I ended up working there. But I have had like a thousand jobs.
For some reason I can't define, my favorite thing about the show is when Beavis subtly talks a bit like a normal guy under his breath. "So you really like to get involved!" "Oh yeah, yeah..." Like he's just figuring it out there at that moment for some reason.
@@raven4k998Did you wonder if Beavis had seen when Bart Simpson dreamt about wrecking his school or is it not a case of The Simpsons did it and Bart copied Beavis?
Mike Judge must have a ball in the studio when voicing Beavis. He even said in an interview it's one of his favourite voices to do. Him and Van Driessen.
This is one I haven't seen yet. As soon as the guy said "duty" I knew they were going to start laughing. But I didn't expect them to hammer the joke like that. Priceless.
"Have you ever thought about working in a video store? Even owning one?" From the point of view of our present day reality *that* is a *bad* future career choice. I actually recall telling a lady sometimes back in 2004 that her son's "video rental store" was not going to last to which she was really upset. I straight up told her:"Listen lady, I don't know what year you think it is but everybody I know download their videos from the internet and I don't think that is going to change or disappear, on the contrary I believe that videos from the internet will be the future so nobody will have to go to video rental stores anymore." Looks like I was right.
I always loved how they would always have them together in school. I had a friend in highschool that would always get me going in class and I would get kicked out. Our shop teacher always called us beavis and butthead. Tho we never cut off any appendages!
Back when things were normal, nowadays the teacher would get fired, the school board sued and the kids become LGBTQABCD+¿§ ... what new shit it is now because they were traumatized bla bla bla....
The grass is always greener. Just appreciate your time. I get to see my parents like once a year for a week. I thought I'd have time after college once "real life" started to see people. That was 4 years ago. My aunts and uncles and my parents are just getting older. What will it be like in another 6 or 7 years when I can maybe see them more? They'll be in their 60s. My remaining 3 grandparents all died less than a year apart in 2020-2021. At least they got to see me get married before that.
In 2021, Butt-Head's porn video shop went bankrupt because all the guys nowadays are watching porn online, whereas Beavis has been replaced by an auto-pilot construction machine using AI.
My homie and I tried doing everything together in 96-99 during middle school. Of course our guidance counselor said we couldn't sit in the same career session together, because we weren't Beavis and Butthead.
I love how the counselor actually tried and came up with a pretty good career idea for Butthead. Even though video stores aren’t a thing anymore, if Butthead pivoted to selling sex toys, lingerie, and other paraphernelia as well, his store could still be successful. The counselor definitely under-estimated Beavis’s irresponsibility though, you can’t trust that guy with heavy machinery! Maybe Beavis could go into waste management, since he doesn’t mind filth and is fascinated by poop. Poop!
sounds like one of of their songs that didnt make it; but you know most females sound very similar to that right? an i would think that could be from the same movies zombie stole from.
I was a teenage dropout in the 90s. Now I drive an excavator and fell trees I love it. If I had worked hard at school I would have to get a proper job. I have never been inside an office building. Sometimes the reward for hard work is more hard work. I think they would have been O.K.
They are prepared to come back this year; but a few differences. They will be on Comedy Central and, supposedly, they will be middle aged, or at least older than they were before.
reminds me how my employer told me to watch beavis and butthead after I resigned and told them to frick off (it was a douche-ie investment bank). I am starting to see why. i tend to see myself as more intelligent than them, but I must admit, her insight that at the core both these jerks and I are an iconoclast were spot on.
To be fair, no matter how sleezy some folks might find adult entertainment stores, there's a demand for them and you need someone to own and operate them. I don't see why it shouldn't be Beavis and/or Butthead, at least it'll probably keep them busy.
IF they actually were to have interest in EITHER of those places- like with Butthead, working at EVEN AN ADULT store is not that bad of an idea- ESPECIALLY if he wound up RUNNING ONE, there's STILL ones making money even in 2022! LOL!
"Get your hands dirty." "Oh yeah, well, sometimes" 😂
I'm mean, yeah... True for all of us. That's why I use several sheets of TP for my bong hole per wipe lol
It sucks when you do! Been there!
Lmao did u catch the guy do a hand jerk when he said that
@@Solisium-Channel u use tp lol ????
@@Solisium-Channel same
To be honest, the fact that these guys are like, 15 or 16 and actually have a part-time job, means they're doing a lot better than most high schoolers.
The 90's were a different time.
@@Bapuji42 Yeah, working was normal since 10 years old.
@@Mewingmaster42 I don't know about that but yeah.
We all had jobs or were going door to door looking for jobs after school in the 90s
I was born in 85, everyone I knew had a part time job by 14.... it’s called “having good parents and not internet obsessed liberal snowflakes”
"something you can really sink your teeth into"
"You're disgusting"
"Yeah, come on now" haha
"That's enough."
They thought he was talking about masturbation and eat sperm
I'have never seen this on tv but youtube is showing me that its genious
@@gpxjimmy I'm pretty sure they thought he was talking about taking a dump.
Ya know, with all of his talking about "duties" and all.
@@gpxjimmy he was talking about "dooty" or poop.
“Get yer hands dirty...”
“Well yeah sometimes!”
Wait a minute.
You’re disgusting
Yeah yeah really
Something you really sink your teeth into 😂😂
@@Toxic_Death Come on....that's enough.
@@Nitro_Pegasus yo profile picture 💀 you one of those ppl
@@oscarthagrouch I stay away from those types.
Beavis shows that he knows the basic understanding of operating a wrecking ball
Only in his fantasy.
Uh huh huh, "ball"
@@mydadownsadealership he said ball 😆😆😆
H-WAAAAAAH
@@mike2652 uhuhhuhuh, uhuhuhuh, bung hole, uhhuhuhuh
This is a good sketch, but honestly this counselor is really good at his job and really involved
really sunk his teeth into his doodi 😂 lol
Ikr
I even feel kinda bad for him
I wish all councelors were like him
Uh huh huh huh you said 'in' uh huh huh huh
Also in general, this character is really good
Most adults they interact with, its just truly a straight man that they banter to, and are basically ignored it seems, this guy actually reacts to their stuff
I like how Beavis envisioned himself in demolition when the counselor mentioned construction. "Get out of the way, McDicker! I'm trying to work!" 🤣
Beavis was just built that way. He's always liked things that are more graphic and violent in nature. He's definitely the more aggressive one of the two!
Beavis envisioned DESTRUCTION, not CONSTRUCTION.
*McDicker
"B E A V I S Y O U B A S T A R D !"
2:27 "get outta the way McDicker! I’m tryin to work!!"
I love it when Beavis says, “Plop!”
Yes! One of his best trademark quotes
Poop!
@@oystermornay6267 bunghole
I also find it funny when he's like "oh yeah yeah" really quickly.
@@Nitro_Pegasus Definitely. There are multiple episodes that show how much Butthead influences Beavis, especially the episode where they show what his life would be like without Butthead, and Beavis has a normal job. lol
Dude seeing beavis and butthead just stop laughing out of disgust was priceless. 😂
They keep laughing 😂😂😂😂
Their professionals and professionals have standards.
It kills me how Beavis imagined the principal calling him a “Bastard”
Who paid for butthead's braces? Who is his healthcare provider?
😂
Better yet how do they pay their mortgage? They actually live in a nice neighborhood
@@jonbourgoin182 They got a large settlement from the hospital from dropping Butthead on the head when he was born. With a good lawyer, that'll buy a house, braces, and then some.
They dropped him actually?
@@nb2008nc : They must have gotten some pretty good settlements from when Attorney Adler sued the school, and sued the girl for giving Beavis a stiffy, and sued the temptress's parents, and sued the judge for giving both Beavis and Butt-head stiffies, and sued Van Driessen for lack of duty of care, and sued the police for assaulting Beavis and giving him whiplash etc.
I’m a grown ass adult and these dudes still crack me up.
"Something you can really sink your teeth in."
"Wait a minute..."
"Woah, you're disgusting."
"Yeah I mean come on... that's enough."
My stomach hurt so bad from laughing at this
Butthead's porn palace🤣
"Chicks are only one thing."
"No way, chicks have two things." 😂😂
😂😂😂" no way, chicks have two things"
Well, technically three. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeah, you know - blubblebubble-blubblebelub
15
20
I don't believe it! Beavis actually got something right, for a change!
McVicker's panicked "Oh, no!" always cracks me up. 🤣
Get out of the way, McDicker!
Yeah 😂
2:32 I love how it cuts back to Beavis spazzing out in the office 😂😂😂
It was classic!
i thought that was called wigging out
Beavis actually taking time to consider his favourite turd
Owning a video store in the 21st century seems like the perfect career choice for Butthead.
The career counselor sure didn't foresee the decline of video stores, including adult ones. 😆
I have been around town and adult video stores seem to have survived better than blockbuster video. I am in Arizona and there is several mom and pop shops and a string of major chains here. I think people want to keep things offline.
@@xarporte There's one adult video store by my place in California, been there as long as I can remember lol. I still see people walking in sometimes when I drive by it haha.
Renting movies has always been stupid that's why Blockbuster failed. Why rent when you can own your DVDs? The reason porn places have survived is because they sell videos. Who would rent porn? The box would be covered in... nevermind. Ultimately, it's the anonymity that keeps porn stores open. People can find out what you buy online, harder to do if you buy DVDs from a "porn palace" LOL
I had jobs at video porn places, Video Liquidators and Le Sex Shoppe, now Romantix.
I don't even know how I ended up working there. But I have had like a thousand jobs.
@@Charles_Anthony you have no idea what you're talking about.
For some reason I can't define, my favorite thing about the show is when Beavis subtly talks a bit like a normal guy under his breath.
"So you really like to get involved!"
"Oh yeah, yeah..."
Like he's just figuring it out there at that moment for some reason.
Yep .. heh, i know what ya mean .
I always lose it when he whispers "Come to Butthead".
“hey how’s it goin?” is one of my favourite beavis phrases, esp when he says it to those AA members lmao all casual
I like how even in Beavis' imagination, he would still never hurt principal McVicker.
Beavis is tearing the school down again🤣
*McDicker
@@raven4k998Did you wonder if Beavis had seen when Bart Simpson dreamt about wrecking his school or is it not a case of The Simpsons did it and Bart copied Beavis?
let’s be honest, we all daydreamed about what Beavis did to that school with the bulldozer at least once 😂
That wasn't a bulldozer dude 😆😂
Was a flight of A-10's for me. That would have done the trick.
Right??
Beavis stole that daydream from Bart Simpson.
I've been out of high school for fifteen years and I still daydream about it.
The delivery on some of these lines is literal comedy genius: “yeah , well sometimes!” … Nearly fell off my chair laughing so hard.
2:34
Had me laughing hard, too
Yeah.
Beavis and Butt-Head would make good twitch streamers.
Notre best way to your right now
Loved that the guidance counselor wasn't even gonna try talking about college with these two
😂
Sometimes ya just can't put a 4-year hurdle between a man and his dreams.
If they were female that would have been the first thing he suggested.
@@thystaff742 why?
@@blakfloyd Look up affirmation action, gender quotas, and giving all women minority status.
Every teenager dreams of taking a wrecking ball to their school.
I didn't. I actually liked the layout and architecture of my schools and I still nostalgically visit them every year.
@@-Joyfullyea like nostalgia hits me hard everytime i think about school good times in retrospect
0:58 butthead the video store manager comes in with his bike out front 😂
And his little moustache, open shirt, chain and whole sleazy vibe.
@@elijahrobinson2362 Also, not a bad take on what an adult video store looks like. I've seen them look this way for decades.
2:21
"Uuuuu Oh No! Beavis You BASTARD! Uuuuuu what the hell are you doing?!?"
"Get out of the way McDicker! I'm trying to work!"
@@Cronest14 “NOOO!”
Mike Judge must have a ball in the studio when voicing Beavis. He even said in an interview it's one of his favourite voices to do. Him and Van Driessen.
uhuhuhuh, he said Ball
Beavis on the wrecking ball - "get out of the way McVicker" - now that was FUNNY ROFL
I love beavis' cut off shirt while operating the wrecking ball
I noticed that too.
uh, huh-huh, 'ball'
This is one I haven't seen yet. As soon as the guy said "duty" I knew they were going to start laughing. But I didn't expect them to hammer the joke like that. Priceless.
Man mike judge is the most immature person on earth and i love every minute of it!!!
Where is he today when we need him??
@@wjvlodek8769 Old.
Actually, he's middle aged now.
It's too fuckin hilarious how they're still laughing throughout being utterly repulsed by the thought of eating shit.
"Have you ever thought about working in a video store? Even owning one?"
From the point of view of our present day reality *that* is a *bad* future career choice.
I actually recall telling a lady sometimes back in 2004 that her son's "video rental store" was not going to last to which she was really upset. I straight up told her:"Listen lady, I don't know what year you think it is but everybody I know download their videos from the internet and I don't think that is going to change or disappear, on the contrary I believe that videos from the internet will be the future so nobody will have to go to video rental stores anymore."
Looks like I was right.
I always loved how they would always have them together in school.
I had a friend in highschool that would always get me going in class and I would get kicked out.
Our shop teacher always called us beavis and butthead.
Tho we never cut off any appendages!
Back when things were normal, nowadays the teacher would get fired, the school board sued and the kids become LGBTQABCD+¿§ ... what new shit it is now because they were traumatized bla bla bla....
...yet.
@@blakfloyd true
Two of my high school buddies LOOKED LIKE B and B!
The most productive thinking the two of them have ever done.
this is one of the few times Beavis had a successful cutaway, very proud of him.
It’s ok boys. I didn’t do shit with my life.
It be like that sometimes
How old are you?
Me too and I'm 38.
@@pauljordan4452 31
The grass is always greener. Just appreciate your time. I get to see my parents like once a year for a week. I thought I'd have time after college once "real life" started to see people. That was 4 years ago. My aunts and uncles and my parents are just getting older. What will it be like in another 6 or 7 years when I can maybe see them more? They'll be in their 60s. My remaining 3 grandparents all died less than a year apart in 2020-2021. At least they got to see me get married before that.
Beavis is PERFECT for Construction.
For school destruction
Huhuhuh, yeah, heheheh huhuh
the physical antithesis of OSHA regulations
the counselor is by far the most level headed and competent school professional at Highland High
I would legitimately love to have a job counselor like that
In 2021, Butt-Head's porn video shop went bankrupt because all the guys nowadays are watching porn online, whereas Beavis has been replaced by an auto-pilot construction machine using AI.
“I’d like to do chicks” 😂😂
This whole thing had me dying on the floor with laughter.
"Oldies, Goldies & Moldies"
LMAO
Beavis is so diabolical it's hilarious
My homie and I tried doing everything together in 96-99 during middle school. Of course our guidance counselor said we couldn't sit in the same career session together, because we weren't Beavis and Butthead.
Childhood classic😀😃😄😂😅
I like how the guidance counsellor suggests construction, and Beavis’s mind goes to demolition instead
“Get your hands dirty... something you can really sink your teeth into” 🤣
"Wait a minute"
Beavis and butt head ruled in the 90s!👻👻
Chicks have two things....
“Yea yea....you know” *blubbering
Frickin Hi Larry us!
Dick Gaylord is such a genuine guy.
Thank you so much for uploading these!!
The guidance counselor suggested construction 🏗 not demolition but we see where Beavis went with this 🤣🤣🤣😎
“That’s enough”😂😂😂
I once had a coworker in a demolition company that reminded me of Beavis, he was pretty cool!
2:17 don’t lie people we’ve always wanted to do this 😂
I love all the motivational signs around the office.
1:45 well yeah sometimes💀
What he says after that
I love how the counselor actually tried and came up with a pretty good career idea for Butthead. Even though video stores aren’t a thing anymore, if Butthead pivoted to selling sex toys, lingerie, and other paraphernelia as well, his store could still be successful.
The counselor definitely under-estimated Beavis’s irresponsibility though, you can’t trust that guy with heavy machinery! Maybe Beavis could go into waste management, since he doesn’t mind filth and is fascinated by poop. Poop!
With as many music videos they watch they should be experts on music. They could be rock stars.
I always thought they'd make good broadcasters or radio hosts. Maybe have their own show on MTV ;)
I always liked how people were oblivious to their stupidity
I love how in his fantasy beavis doesn't try to hurt McVicker with the wrecking ball. He may be highly destructive but at least he's not violent.
2:24 "Beavis you bastard!"
Holy fuck, the sound bite of the chick at 1:00 is the same sound bite Dream Theater uses in their song Home
I never expected to see a Dream Theater reference here lmao
sounds like one of of their songs that didnt make it; but you know most females sound very similar to that right? an i would think that could be from the same movies zombie stole from.
Yes.i was wondering when someone would pick that up. Outstanding observation
I was a teenage dropout in the 90s. Now I drive an excavator and fell trees I love it. If I had worked hard at school I would have to get a proper job. I have never been inside an office building. Sometimes the reward for hard work is more hard work. I think they would have been O.K.
These coffee break mini clips are f**kin’ GREAT!
Judge audda phone up FX and start workin’ on a B & BH reboot...like YESTERDAY! 👍🏻😄
I loved beavis and butthead they need to bring this show back on tv!! in fact bring all the 80s and 90s shows back !!
They are prepared to come back this year; but a few differences. They will be on Comedy Central and, supposedly, they will be middle aged, or at least older than they were before.
This show was made in the 90s not 80s
reminds me how my employer told me to watch beavis and butthead after I resigned and told them to frick off (it was a douche-ie investment bank). I am starting to see why. i tend to see myself as more intelligent than them, but I must admit, her insight that at the core both these jerks and I are an iconoclast were spot on.
1:04
am I the only one who thought he's dressed like Tommy Vercetti?
I see it
Nope
Beavice City
Beavis seems more smarter than Butthead.
I laughed really hard when I saw the counselor's name 😆
That *yeah* at the end was icing on the cake
We just gonna ignore the fact Beavus imagined himself destroying a school in the DAY TIME? Y’know, when students are supposed to be there 😂🫣
It could have been the weekend...lol
Okay, so - B&B no doubt spent 38 minutes straight cackling at the name on the door before he got up and let them in himself.
To be fair, no matter how sleezy some folks might find adult entertainment stores, there's a demand for them and you need someone to own and operate them. I don't see why it shouldn't be Beavis and/or Butthead, at least it'll probably keep them busy.
I tried to get a job at my local Family Video for fucking YEARS. They only hired hot chicks.
Chicks don't have 2 things, they have 3 things! They're thingys!
4 if you count asses
According to Jim Norton.. chicks also have peckahs… half a fruit
Just realized how strange it is that they do absolutely everything together
Yeah lol it’s funny how basically everyone treats them as a single person
Construction is a good trade. Beavis is making bank if hes in charge of a wrecking ball
Dick Gaylord is the guidance counselor.
I said gay
😂 Upload more Beavis and Butthead clips
The name of the guidance counsellor is itself a major joke.
Something tells me video stores don’t have a lot of job security 😏
Not even 3 minutes and I'm crying hard and can't breathe
0:16 that is some intense nose picking.
Beavis likes all of his doodies
This show is amazing
Ask yourself, are you more Beavis or more Butthead?
Beavis
Beavis. I actually dug trenches for a month. Was amazing.
Butthead
Beavis
Is butthead the alpha dog of the two?
Beavis, I think we should come up with some ‘other’ ideas for you 😂
I hated this show and now I like it for some strange reason
Because you grew up
Interesting.
Because you used to be a dumbass.
I've always loved this show, The saying goes "You either love B&B or hate it to death" and you can always come to the dark side...
Same. Probably because these days everything is so in your face and toxic, that this show now comes off as innocent cheese.
Beavis likes all his duties 😏
When MTV mattered
IF they actually were to have interest in EITHER of those places- like with Butthead, working at EVEN AN ADULT store is not that bad of an idea- ESPECIALLY if he wound up RUNNING ONE, there's STILL ones making money even in 2022! LOL!
0:45 they actually dodged a bullet there.
They should bring these guys back
There are two more seasons and a movie coming out later this year.
@@kenhollis6197 who told you this
Well, what do you know, they actually did!
Wait I thought Butthead worked at Burger World too
I dont know why they degrade Beavis career as an construction worker he would easily be making over 6 figures a year.
Because it's *Beavis* as a construction worker in particular.