Hammond, Clarkson and May Most Hated Cars Compilation

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  • I have a Nissan juke btw. It's meh. Spiced up the video with a top notch thumbnail and edit. let me know if you like it. The video includes the Nissan juke, Beetle, Morris Marina and 2CV. There's more but I've gone for the frequent references.
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    Episodes:
    Nissan juke 16.6
    Nissan juke award gt2.4
    hate Nissan juke gt1.3
    gt3.4
    gt3.14
    Morris marina
    13.5
    14.3
    12.7
    12.6
    Beetle
    Botswana
    16.1
    2cv
    Patagonia
    4.8

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  • @MitchellfcNa32
    @MitchellfcNa32 3 роки тому +4524

    Hammond always has an unlimited amount of adjectives up his sleeve

    • @tomfoolery597
      @tomfoolery597 3 роки тому +108

      For example
      “What the fricking hell are you, you great gangly frick knuckle twot, greasy haired vagina bag, frick you.”

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 3 роки тому +16

      *number of adjectives.

    • @Curi0u50ne
      @Curi0u50ne 2 роки тому +1

      Russel Band 🙄
      God make him stop(Russ)

    • @aaroncable340
      @aaroncable340 2 роки тому +2

      And hate

    • @thomaspye4869
      @thomaspye4869 2 роки тому

      Lazy, feckless, flatulent oaf with a mustache leaning against a fence asleep looking at a cactus with a blanket with a hole in the middle on as a coat!

  • @MrJuninho11
    @MrJuninho11 2 роки тому +1076

    "The winner of the Nissan Juke award for worst car of the year is.. The Nissan Juke"
    You already know the punchline of the joke, and it's still hilarious

    • @ThatGuySarabia
      @ThatGuySarabia Рік тому +23

      It should be called Nissan Joke

    • @MoskusMoskiferus1611
      @MoskusMoskiferus1611 Рік тому +9

      Nissan Joke-R

    • @DeadlyLazer
      @DeadlyLazer Рік тому +12

      I wish they didn't cut out the nominations part, because the punchline is funnier when he says the Nissan Juke despite the nominations for the Nissan Juke award being other cars.

    • @jacobdill4499
      @jacobdill4499 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@DeadlyLazer they tended to do that in the older top gear awards as well. You can think of the others as the runners up.

  • @reecedawson6113
    @reecedawson6113 3 роки тому +4112

    I love how Jeremy pronounces juke and stupid

    • @trashcompactorYT
      @trashcompactorYT 3 роки тому +212

      DGUKE

    • @Sgt_Glory
      @Sgt_Glory 3 роки тому +169

      STCHEWPID!!!!

    • @Super.YT_
      @Super.YT_ 3 роки тому +70

      and QashQuai

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 3 роки тому +97

      Stchoopidde

    • @Super.YT_
      @Super.YT_ 3 роки тому +15

      @@MyHeadHz the Nissan joke award goes to. The Nissan juke.

  • @exunderscorejai
    @exunderscorejai 3 роки тому +4571

    Sick of the hatred the Juke gets. That car has done wonders to help other motorists easily identify Karens

    • @kenalba5641
      @kenalba5641 3 роки тому +81

      Lmao

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 2 роки тому +108

      Not gonna lie. The Juke looks like a modernized Chevrolet Aztek in the front

    • @Ps3udonymous
      @Ps3udonymous 2 роки тому +129

      @@TheRealTerranMarine you mean Pontiac right?

    • @concorde837
      @concorde837 2 роки тому +31

      You wouldn't believe that I've seen 5 Nissan Jukes in 1 city.

    • @sebastianthomsen2225
      @sebastianthomsen2225 2 роки тому +4

      🤣👍

  • @IronReece13
    @IronReece13 3 роки тому +2725

    Why do they keep ruining perfectly good pianos with Morrises

    • @historytank5673
      @historytank5673 3 роки тому +24

      Lol

    • @thatpersonsmusic
      @thatpersonsmusic 3 роки тому +19

      As someone who knows literally nothing about the Morris (haven’t even heard of it before this video), what’s wrong with them

    • @isaakwelch3451
      @isaakwelch3451 3 роки тому +20

      @@thatpersonsmusic at the very least, they're cute. Cuter than most MG's, honestly

    • @amojak
      @amojak 3 роки тому +41

      the owners club got upset so they went full pelt on them :)

    • @garfellow5038
      @garfellow5038 3 роки тому +26

      @@thatpersonsmusic Hammond explained it well at 3:26

  • @samuelpacheco5948
    @samuelpacheco5948 3 роки тому +2619

    N I S S A N J U K E

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 3 роки тому +64

      Hideous.

    • @paraskevaspapantonakis
      @paraskevaspapantonakis 3 роки тому +37

      It should not be existed why did they build it to make themselves hideous.
      - Richard hammond

    • @amer2142
      @amer2142 3 роки тому +17

      @muhammad altaf you know ya Muhammad most of the owners of this cars are womens ?
      For me that makes it even worse

    • @TescoRoadman
      @TescoRoadman 3 роки тому +15

      The Juke is the perfect car for Karen’s because it’s fucking ugly as shite just like they are

    • @thehasinhafiz
      @thehasinhafiz 3 роки тому +12

      J O K E *

  • @underworldguardian704
    @underworldguardian704 3 роки тому +927

    “It rains pianos at our track”
    😂

    • @jblyon2
      @jblyon2 3 роки тому +32

      Weather: Cloudy with a chance of Steinway

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 3 роки тому +9

      @@jblyon2
      And lots of them
      😂

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 3 роки тому +5

      In the West Midlands there will be a fortissimo of G notes while down south east there will be a pianississimo of A sharp notes

    • @Lucario0007
      @Lucario0007 2 роки тому +1

      @@underworldguardian704 oh and Nissan Jukes

    • @T_ndhlovunator
      @T_ndhlovunator Рік тому +1

      🤣

  • @JakeFromYoutube
    @JakeFromYoutube 3 роки тому +1210

    May: "Mini countryman?"
    Hammond: "Oh! Yeah hate that"
    Clarkson: "OOOOHHH!! We all hate that!!!"

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 3 роки тому +33

      Meanwhile in France some womans are proud to have one of them

    • @JakeFromYoutube
      @JakeFromYoutube 3 роки тому +8

      @@OutCast907too right mate 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cykelpump33
      @Cykelpump33 3 роки тому +51

      Someone needs to tell the germans that a Mini is suppose to be SMALL.

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 3 роки тому +5

      @@Cykelpump33 - Small ? What this word is ? India ? Get out of here tourist !!

    • @monsieurharry0
      @monsieurharry0 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh they hate their country car brand

  • @ala0284
    @ala0284 3 роки тому +2626

    Nobody hates anything more than these 3 hate the Juke

    • @velvetrosang4684
      @velvetrosang4684 3 роки тому +45

      And The Maurice Marina. Can't forget about that.

    • @danbi2000
      @danbi2000 3 роки тому +31

      morris

    • @arunparkin2552
      @arunparkin2552 3 роки тому +13

      Although they haven't destroyed one... yet

    • @MrIDK2994
      @MrIDK2994 3 роки тому +57

      To be fair, everyone hates the Juke

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 3 роки тому +1

      @@arunparkin2552 is that a marina on your profile picture?
      You seem to fit in with the rest 😂 (they are actually pretty cool looking honestly)

  • @ZX3000GT1
    @ZX3000GT1 2 роки тому +589

    Juke’s design isn’t even the worst part. It’s uselessly small, impractical, has a trash CVT, will easily roll, cheap-ass interior, and it not even fuel efficient.
    It’s really the culmination of the worst things that a car can have.

    • @Cynsham
      @Cynsham 2 роки тому +63

      You just described the majority of Nissan’s lineup of cars nowadays

    • @SaintNyx
      @SaintNyx 2 роки тому +24

      @@Cynsham Ohh how the mighty have fallen. At least they have the 400z, now.

    • @jdpragmatic8644
      @jdpragmatic8644 2 роки тому +7

      My 2005 Honda CRV has a more comforting interior (and exterior) than that hell forsaken Juke

    • @lonyo5377
      @lonyo5377 2 роки тому +6

      Other countries have manual transmissions. Mainly a US issue on CVT only

    • @juanfilipwinifred
      @juanfilipwinifred 2 роки тому

      “Double bug eyes” 💀

  • @ellwill5709
    @ellwill5709 3 роки тому +490

    2:20 May does have a point about the Hurricane though, severely underrated plane

    • @tailssonicteam1604
      @tailssonicteam1604 2 роки тому +31

      Indeed. But tbf clarkson also had a point he said that the spitfire was more inspiring to kids on the ground and it probably was. But the hurricane was probably the better aircraft.

    • @clementpoon120
      @clementpoon120 2 роки тому +1

      there are more hurricanes than spitfires in the early days

    • @Sevastous
      @Sevastous 2 роки тому +8

      @@tailssonicteam1604 IT wasn't a better fighter on performance basis but. Battle of Britain was fought mostly with Hurricanes while spitfire was just starting to increase in numbers. %80 fighter kills were done by hurricanes

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads Рік тому +4

      No.
      EVERY TIME the battle of britain is written about, or a tv or movie made they prattle on about how 'without the hurricane blah fkn blah'.
      Its no damn surprise hurricanes shot down more than the rest put together. 60% of fighter command WAS HURRICANES. Of the remaining 40% , we had, blenheim night fighters. Defiants. Gladiators. I think there was still a squadron flying hawker furies. Westland whirlwinds. And spitfires (i think there was only something like 5 squadrons of spitfires during dunkirk).The AAA was rubbish. Barrage balloons a hilarious joke and the less said about the poorly executed good idea that wws the defiant (give it a couple of guns facing forward) the better...
      So no the bloody hurricane wasnt underrated or forgotten or the unsung hero. Its just a bloody trope that got started and wont go away. Its even wrong if you say 'it wasnt glamorised like the spitfire' because it WAS fast and glamorous in 1937-39. Spitfires barely existed in service then.

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 11 місяців тому +1

      @@sugarnadsAnd don’t forget that one stubborn bastard still flying a S.E.5a.

  • @bghoody5665
    @bghoody5665 3 роки тому +296

    Hammond's little rant at 3:27 is hilarious. I have a copy of every show these three have ever done together (and a lot of their solo stuff as well) but I have to admit it's times like these I'm so glad the internet exists - knowing that anyone can enjoy watching these three together for however long the internet exists gives me a warm, happy feeling.

    • @jollimaiahtacksworth
      @jollimaiahtacksworth Рік тому +2

      If you're able to get an editor or maybe edit them yourself, why not upload a few clip compilations? We're always looking for stuff like this.

  • @AlekWheeler
    @AlekWheeler 3 роки тому +471

    The first time I saw a Mini Countryman I thought it was awful and an oxymoron.
    It’s a MINI! It’s not suppose to be big and ugly, it’s suppose to be fast and small.
    It gets my Nissan Juke award.

    • @schizophrenicgaming365
      @schizophrenicgaming365 3 роки тому +16

      Minis were never fast lmao, slower than a morris thousand.

    • @RD19902010
      @RD19902010 3 роки тому +19

      the Fiat 500L is just as bad.

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 роки тому

      @ What is your favorite Nissan?

    •  3 роки тому

      @@ivanbima5877 so I’ll just say the 350z

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 роки тому +8

      @ I could see the reason why you like Skylines, GTR's, Silvia's, Fairlady Z, Sentra SE-R. But i don't get why you like Juke. I literally having a hard time to know. Because i tried it and there's very little thing i could appreciate on it. The looks are controversially worse than the rest of your favorite list, the performance aren't impressive (Except if you bought Juke R), fuel economy isn't special and it's not that practical compared to it's rival

  • @RusstyytssuR
    @RusstyytssuR 3 роки тому +605

    From what I've gathered, they really don't like boring SUVs, which I can't really argue with, tbh.

    • @gedam131
      @gedam131 3 роки тому +50

      More like cross overs

    • @someweirdoguy6633
      @someweirdoguy6633 3 роки тому +9

      I can't argue with that.

    • @williamg209two
      @williamg209two 3 роки тому +17

      Juke is definitely a crossover

    • @someweirdoguy6633
      @someweirdoguy6633 3 роки тому +28

      @@williamg209two juke seems more like the missing link between crossover and SUV

    • @williamg209two
      @williamg209two 3 роки тому +4

      @@someweirdoguy6633 bsck seats are tiny though I'm 6 2 and it's horrible

  • @BenFM
    @BenFM Рік тому +45

    I love the first interaction, even though Clarkson insults the guy a little, he’s clearly actually quite impressed by his boldness and attitude. Love it

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 3 роки тому +270

    Loss of taste is one of the symptoms of covid 19. It must have been around a lot longer than we realise considering how many Nissan Juke owners there are.

    • @kobrakai007
      @kobrakai007 2 роки тому +17

      I've noticed a lot more Jukes where I live since covid started.

    • @joelikespotatoes8321
      @joelikespotatoes8321 2 роки тому +6

      Damn thats good

    • @PlatinumNath
      @PlatinumNath 2 роки тому +4

      Remember that Nissan also has a Nismo, Nismo RS, and GTR powered R version for the Juke. Oh wait, they also rebranded it as an Infiniti in China.

    • @butcheredalive
      @butcheredalive 16 днів тому

      I'll take the R one solely for the troll factor

  • @dazzaMusic
    @dazzaMusic 3 роки тому +827

    I had a test drive in a Nissan Juke, literally the worst car I’ve ever driven.

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +8

      @ WAAAAAA! WAAAAA!

    •  3 роки тому +6

      @@Sh4dowgale
      I think that abortion is wrong for developing babies.

    • @ksatrya
      @ksatrya 3 роки тому +95

      Just curious, why were you test driving a juke

    • @ThatCyberpunkGuy
      @ThatCyberpunkGuy 3 роки тому +5

      What was it like

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 3 роки тому +75

      @@ksatrya Hammond's enemy had him do it at gunpoint.

  • @amyshaw893
    @amyshaw893 3 роки тому +187

    I've always thought the headlights on the Nissan Juke look like someone put a big blob of melten plastic under the bonnet and slammed it down really hard

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +6

      @ WAAAAA! WAAAAA!

    • @TheCriminalViolin
      @TheCriminalViolin 2 роки тому +3

      It does actually! Or akin to when you accidentally have a plastic spoon or lid too close to a burner of a stove haha. They were just like, "You know what? That'll do nicely as a aesthetic design for the front of our new car"

    • @lonyo5377
      @lonyo5377 2 роки тому

      Boxster

  • @Bav-s30z
    @Bav-s30z 3 роки тому +85

    The comedic timing between clarkson bashing the marinas door and laugh to the piano drop is frighteningly genius.

  • @georgewashington8007
    @georgewashington8007 3 роки тому +67

    "I feel like hammonds worst nightmare is being traped in a circle of nissan jukes"

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 роки тому +6

      A fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 2 місяці тому

      If not, he probably has nightmares where he’s forced to drive a Nissan Duke from one side of Russia to the other.

  • @ltccherno2536
    @ltccherno2536 3 роки тому +51

    The ominous music as the Beetle approaches gets me every time.

  • @JVHShack
    @JVHShack 3 роки тому +114

    I always thought that Nissan was being cheap by using a "U" instead of "O" in the Juke nameplate...

    • @dunzjos9754
      @dunzjos9754 3 роки тому +17

      Or a J instead of a P ???

    • @matthiasona
      @matthiasona 3 роки тому +5

      @ its called a joke.
      but you must love that car i see you everywhere defending that thing

  • @jackandyaron6186
    @jackandyaron6186 3 роки тому +651

    fun fact: Juke in hebrew means cockroach

    • @avishai7830
      @avishai7830 3 роки тому +47

      I'm so surprised no other Israelis point this out, I think we just keep it to ourselves to laugh at 🤣

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 3 роки тому +33

      An honest and fitting name for the thing, Nissan had to take design ideas from an insect. Slap 6 legs on it instead of 4 wheels and you'll have something I want to smash even more

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 3 роки тому +19

      That would be a more fitting name: the Nissan cockroach

    • @hyper_5pace902
      @hyper_5pace902 3 роки тому +2

      @ Yes

    •  3 роки тому

      @@hyper_5pace902 no

  • @tonychan8558
    @tonychan8558 3 роки тому +35

    Hammond kept a straight face when Sir Roger Moore told him his favourite Bond car was the Citroen 2CV from 'For Your Eyes Only'. Well played, Hammond!

    • @hmdwgf
      @hmdwgf 2 роки тому +16

      Moore then said about the 2CV that “it didn’t matter if you damaged it”

    • @JRS06
      @JRS06 Рік тому +3

      I was watching the video and wondered why Hammond didn't react furiously towards Moore when he said that was his favourite.

  • @Sackmatters
    @Sackmatters 3 роки тому +175

    Lol when half of the video is on the juke.

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 3 роки тому +16

      Justified. It's a fucking awful car.

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 3 роки тому +4

      @ no it isn't

    •  3 роки тому

      @@Zero_Ninety then explain why there was a Nismo version, an even powerful version of the Nismo version and even a fusion between a Juke and an R35.

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 3 роки тому +8

      @ Still a shit car, don't care what engine it's got in it. In fact the NISMO version is even more ridiculous that the normal version.

    •  3 роки тому

      @@Zero_Ninety well atleast it’s better than a Lancia/crysler Ypsillon and the BMW X3, and the Nismo version is supposed to be a more sportier version of the Juke and it also encouraged Nismo to tune/upgrade regular nissans like the Sentra,Micra/March, Serena and the Leaf.

  • @semihskc
    @semihskc 3 роки тому +464

    The fact that most of the cars these three say that they don't like are SUVs, crossovers or, well, Juke says a lot about the automotive industry of this era and collective failure of people about picking good cars instead of good/logical cars. These people are kings of automotive journalism (along with Chris Harris) (I know that for a fact that I translated their magazine into my native language for a few years) and their knowledge on what is a good car and what is not is beyond comprehension of a person who doesn't know the first thing about a car and yet they can trust their friend who has that car and says it's "OK" and make their spouse pay for these pieces of junks. It infuriates me to hear people say "oh, I like the new Q5, it looks so cool" or "if I were rich, I would buy the biggest X-series car I can get". That's why BMW has 7 X-series models along with their M versions.
    Ps: don't tell me that people might drive them because they may go off-road occasionally. Nobody goes off-road on 21" rims with 2" offsets.
    Ps#2: sorry for possibly bad English.

    • @aitor9158
      @aitor9158 3 роки тому +47

      Man...i 100% agree with you
      I reject the excistense of EVERY SUV or crossover ever to exsist, if i ever buy one is for doing a goddamn demolition/banger derby specially if it is an ev
      I couldn't find a more pice of awful missery boring uncreative mass produced garbage fast food inspired junk than a EV suv/crossover or any kind of MISSERABLE electric vehicle

    • @justinl2009
      @justinl2009 3 роки тому +16

      I honestly don't think SUV's and crossovers are as bad as people say they are (what I consider crossovers in this sense are compact SUVs). I agree with them on the Juke however, it truly is a vile looking car and is properly useless.

    • @aleasd7905
      @aleasd7905 2 роки тому +29

      SUVs are fucking stupid. Imagine overpaying for a car that doesn't even have 4x4 capabilities

    • @hughmongous5089
      @hughmongous5089 2 роки тому +2

      Honestly, while these three are fun to watch, no one should take their opinions on cars at face value. I think actual automotive journalism done by them was in the late 90s (obviously few exceptions).

    • @hughmongous5089
      @hughmongous5089 2 роки тому +5

      @@aitor9158 every SUV? even good ones like an old hilux, trailblazer, suburban, cherokee, expedition etc
      See this is actually something I wanted to say in my other comment. These three also instill bad/pointless ideas about how a car should be (though in this case I think they just don't like the people that never take em off road and you took it a step further)

  • @godhammerof5141
    @godhammerof5141 3 роки тому +131

    When we broke up, my ex needed a car, so I bought her a Nissan Juke!!!

    • @underworldguardian704
      @underworldguardian704 3 роки тому +23

      Did you hate her that much?!!!

    • @Kiwi-hv8fg
      @Kiwi-hv8fg 3 роки тому +46

      @@underworldguardian704 yeah, he didn't just leave, he had to curse her with the frog face car. Like damn... That's spite lol

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 3 роки тому +1

      Niiiice one.

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому

      @ I bet you love the Pontiac Aztek, you philistine.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 роки тому +4

      A fate worse than death

  • @Jedi_Spartan
    @Jedi_Spartan 3 роки тому +262

    How about Top Gear/The Grand Tour 'deaths' complation (including the studio parts)? Eg: Jeremy saying "I've been killed, I've definitely been killed!" after falling out of a hovercraft or when 'James' drove off a cliff in Albania.

    • @niksv4165
      @niksv4165  3 роки тому +31

      ua-cam.com/video/B9nAZt_f8tU/v-deo.html

  • @Hoganply
    @Hoganply 2 роки тому +8

    I'm constantly astounded at how frequently I see a Juke on the road, and each time I do I have the same bewildered reaction as I do to seeing a man nail his testicles to the floor.

  • @JakeFromYoutube
    @JakeFromYoutube 3 роки тому +90

    "You look like that and you've got Golf diesel? That's fantastic!"

  • @BenDover-qu9jn
    @BenDover-qu9jn 3 роки тому +132

    A few more:
    Austin Allegro (Top Gear: India Special)
    Ford Scorpio (Top Gear: Africa Special)

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 3 роки тому +4

      Scorpio with the Cosworth tuned V6 is a sleeper

    • @PG-20
      @PG-20 3 роки тому +3

      James used a Scorpio hearse in the Ambulance challenge

    • @BenDover-qu9jn
      @BenDover-qu9jn 3 роки тому

      @Ken Norcott same

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 3 роки тому

      I'd totally have a Mahindra Scorpio though.

    • @mcfireballs3491
      @mcfireballs3491 3 роки тому +1

      I used to have a scorpio Ghia, I loved that car

  • @OsellaSquadraCorse
    @OsellaSquadraCorse 3 роки тому +131

    The Beetle is interesting - because when May triumphantly announced it's death (end of production), Hammond and Clarkson reacted with apathy. Clarkson even asked why May disliked it, said there was nothing wrong with the Beetle.
    Later on of course, for effect they all decided they 'hated' certain cars they previously liked/reviewed highly/didn't care about. Some genuine, but a lot for the characters they were playing.

    • @MitchellfcNa32
      @MitchellfcNa32 3 роки тому +19

      I noticed that, but they could of course just changed their mind.

    • @Brebgon
      @Brebgon 2 роки тому

      James actually said in "James May's Cars of the People" that he liked the Beetle as a car. However, he mentioned how he didn't like that it was used by the Nazi's to scam the German people, plus he didn't like the hippie movement either.

    • @theskycavedin
      @theskycavedin Рік тому +3

      No Beetles are genuinely awful

    • @thedubwhisperer2157
      @thedubwhisperer2157 Рік тому +12

      @@theskycavedin They must have been bad to be the best selling car of all time...

    • @Cichac_Prdu
      @Cichac_Prdu Рік тому +3

      Exactly. For example, Jeremy liked the Jag X-Type, yet for some reason they all ‘hated’ it in that GT epidode. Maybe just because choosing only 1 or 2 cars they all legitimately hated wouldn’t prove their point, or maybe they all fell for the “just a fancy Mondeo” hoax after Jeremy had reviewed it.

  • @smilezor
    @smilezor 3 роки тому +26

    richards reaction to spotting the marina and his face for the beetle are some of my favourite old top gear bits

  • @MultiTopgearfan
    @MultiTopgearfan 3 роки тому +215

    Listening to them listing out cars they don’t like, it’s a joy to watch 😂

  • @nicholasharshbarger4454
    @nicholasharshbarger4454 3 роки тому +12

    The saga of Top Gear vs the Morris Marina Owners Club was one of the funniest things in all of TV.

  • @brianwong7285
    @brianwong7285 3 роки тому +17

    Only positive thing about this compilation: 4 Morris Marinas are on their way to hell, NEVER to come back AGAIN.

  • @kanseidorito6335
    @kanseidorito6335 3 роки тому +582

    The video could basically be them review anything French

    • @ThatPetrolPotterHead
      @ThatPetrolPotterHead 3 роки тому +32

      Rightfully so

    • @shr2000
      @shr2000 3 роки тому +13

      Coming sooner than you think. New gt special is french car based

    • @ThatPetrolPotterHead
      @ThatPetrolPotterHead 3 роки тому +2

      @@shr2000 IK

    • @ThatPetrolPotterHead
      @ThatPetrolPotterHead 3 роки тому +2

      I Know

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 3 роки тому +32

      They sung the praises of Pre-00's Peugeot (before they were just spit & kleenex), and some of Citreon's post-2CV vehicles. Renault rarely gets flak from them either.

  • @AsinineComment
    @AsinineComment 3 роки тому +95

    Who decides to buy a reasonably priced new car, and after considering the implausibly broad variety available, finally settles on a Nissan Juke?
    What are their priorities?
    What aspect of its external design stands out for them?
    What do they require from a car, that the Juke delivers the most?
    I simply _cannot_ imagine being in such a place... 😶

    • @patrickmartin3322
      @patrickmartin3322 3 роки тому +10

      The Juke Nismo is cool just because of how absurd and stupid of an idea it was to build it

    • @mariodacostamosteiro7262
      @mariodacostamosteiro7262 3 роки тому +1

      @@patrickmartin3322 don't forget the on that carried a GTR engine

    • @aceeeed
      @aceeeed 3 роки тому +15

      The Juke: a car that combines the disadvantages of an SUV (weight, size, less fuel efficient) with the disadvantages of a sports car (poor interior space). Loathe some car

    • @emiratesaviation33
      @emiratesaviation33 3 роки тому

      Well you are all dumb cause it's actually a brilliant car when you drive it

    • @crazy031089
      @crazy031089 3 роки тому

      @@emiratesaviation33 well, go ahead and explain us why this is supposedly good

  • @PhilWood82
    @PhilWood82 3 роки тому +47

    Declaration of Independence: $2.4 million US
    Action Comics #1: $8-10 million US
    Screen test video of Jeremy Clarkson ranting about the 2CV: Priceless

  • @sukhdevr3489
    @sukhdevr3489 3 роки тому +202

    I love that Beetle purely because of Herbie lol.

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli 3 роки тому +18

      Yup same. Especially in that color.

    • @magicbadjames2810
      @magicbadjames2810 3 роки тому +13

      In fact someone use a herbie paint scheme for the nascar proinvitational race

    • @ofs82
      @ofs82 3 роки тому +5

      @@magicbadjames2810 is it related to Brumos Racing? They've been doing Porsches in that white with red-and-blue go faster stripes for many many years in the States, and kept the paint scheme and style for their Daytona Prototypes too (Mk I ugly ones, not the good ones we have now), so would make sense if they have any cross-pollination into NASCAR that they'd keep that theme

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 3 роки тому +14

      I daily a Beetle, never liked any other car as well. And even these three admitted that it did better than any of their cars in the Botswana special, it had no trouble whatsoever and was donated - fully functional - to their guide at the end. I don't mourn the one they dropped from the helicopter though, it was a stripped-out banged-up shell, no loss.

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 3 роки тому +7

      @@quillmaurer6563 when they dropped that 80s-90 red one, I cried (I was pretty young when it aired, like 6-7-8 maybe?)

  • @RiteTheWrongs
    @RiteTheWrongs 2 роки тому +9

    I was laughing so hard cause my mum drives a juke, but then I got sad because I’m a hardcore beetle fan.

  • @notroll1279
    @notroll1279 3 роки тому +65

    I've never driven a Beetle or a 2CV but given the opportunity, I'd be open minded enough to try one.
    They were successful in their days because they were better at providing affordable transport than everything else at the time. And later on, they were well liked because they didn't radiate their drivers' bitterness - which I always found the Renault 4 did.

    • @kennorcott7074
      @kennorcott7074 3 роки тому +13

      I’ve driven both and both are great. Ignore the baggage of both and experience them as cars, the beetle is a good to drive and fun car, and decently powerful for the time. the 2CV with its 9 hp isn’t fast, but it’s insanely robust and light. That’s why they picked it for the plane scene

    • @notesl5576
      @notesl5576 3 роки тому +10

      The beetle is a very well loved car around thr world, idk why the three dont like it

    • @totallynoteverything1.
      @totallynoteverything1. 2 роки тому

      @@notesl5576 yeah lol

    • @corvetcoyote443
      @corvetcoyote443 2 роки тому +2

      I've driven a friend's 62 Beetle and test drove a 74, they are fun to cruise around town in.

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 2 роки тому +7

      They're both wonderful cars for their time. They're from another era, but distinctive-looking, dead simple, and eminently reliable. They just run and run and run. I owned a Beetle for years, and if they were still being built, I'd probably buy one.

  • @jensvanwinckel4776
    @jensvanwinckel4776 3 роки тому +11

    That piano falling is how they made the ps2 start up sound

  • @Croz89
    @Croz89 3 роки тому +241

    1:40 auto generated subtitles went a bit Godwin there!

    • @niksv4165
      @niksv4165  3 роки тому +40

      Holy crap. UA-cam Sus

    • @spaghettiman2.052
      @spaghettiman2.052 3 роки тому +21

      @@niksv4165 Sus........... SUS?!?!?!? AMONGUS SUS?!???!??! RED SUS!!!!!! (I want to hang myself after writing this)

    • @kwardozz
      @kwardozz 3 роки тому +8

      @@spaghettiman2.052 😐🤨

    • @orenthalgregoriasmudbone7988
      @orenthalgregoriasmudbone7988 3 роки тому +27

      Richard "Goebbels" Hammond

    • @Markzilla214
      @Markzilla214 3 роки тому +12

      UA-cam be kinda based.

  • @TackleTheDog
    @TackleTheDog 3 роки тому +6

    “Yes the 2CV doesnt like cross-winds” i dont know why but that killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @scrappydooinalobstercostum4523
    @scrappydooinalobstercostum4523 3 роки тому +21

    damn the 2cv and the beetle are some of my favorite cars

  • @shamimazad007
    @shamimazad007 3 роки тому +19

    The hatred they have against the Juke is soo genuine and I have a mutual bond with that hate as I despise that car.

  • @vanyasphonecollection4074
    @vanyasphonecollection4074 3 роки тому +17

    The VW Beetle and the Citroen 2cv are two of my most favorite cars

  • @JaidenJimenez86
    @JaidenJimenez86 3 роки тому +45

    Hammond's feelings for the Juke is almost exactly how I feel about EVERY CROSSOVER

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +1

      Same.

    • @Kevin-mx1vi
      @Kevin-mx1vi 3 роки тому +3

      Likewise. They're all designed to be inoffensive rather than actually good at something. I have no idea how anyone could feel good about owning one.

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому

      @ Crossovers are crap.

    •  3 роки тому +1

      @@Sh4dowgale
      Crossovers are good, you’re not you simp.

    • @michaelusswisconsin6002
      @michaelusswisconsin6002 3 роки тому

      They did an episode on SUVs on Grand Tour but the vehicles they chosen were cross overs and they suck. They suck as an off roader and you can’t tow anything.

  • @RudivanGoch
    @RudivanGoch 3 роки тому +22

    Suggestion! Every time someone says captain (fill in the blank) Examples: Captain Slow, Captain Pokewash, Captain sense of direction.

    • @theshadowsquadhd215
      @theshadowsquadhd215 3 роки тому +2

      I think you mean Pugwash. It’s a reference to a British children’s show filled with sexual innuendos.

    • @RudivanGoch
      @RudivanGoch 3 роки тому +1

      @@theshadowsquadhd215 Ahh right XD

  • @michaelkeaton5394
    @michaelkeaton5394 3 роки тому +4

    I love how the final clip is just the editor having fun with the score of lord of the ring...

  • @brown78az499
    @brown78az499 3 роки тому +51

    Ah yes the Nissan Juke, the Chrysler PT Cruiser's personal Kohai.

    • @edrawarwickshire3701
      @edrawarwickshire3701 3 роки тому +4

      Last one...Pontiac Aztec

    • @kobrakai007
      @kobrakai007 3 роки тому +3

      @ lmao, just stop. You're making yourself look like a complete arse. If you like the juke, then fair enough. Just don't go bitching to everyone who slanders it.

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 роки тому +4

      @ I'm sorry, mate. You may like the Juke, but i prefer the X3. And i come from a country where lot's of people like Japanese cars. I know that X3 is more expensive than Juke, but at least it's more practical. I already tried Nissan Juke and it's horrible. The back seats are too cramped, the boot/trunk is pathetic, performance is meh, fuel economy isn't special, and the design literally looks like melted 370Z. I can't see anything that makes me consider it's a good car.
      As a daily driver crossover, i'm more interested in Ford Ecosport, Honda HRV/Vezel, Subaru XV or Nissan Kicks

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 роки тому +1

      @ I realized about it, mate. Honestly, i'm already guessing you'll bring that point up.

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 3 роки тому +3

      @@ivanbima5877 All the SUV sucks more than their owner anyway

  • @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask
    @Bill_Oddie_Face_Mask 8 місяців тому +3

    RIP all the beautiful pianos sacrificed to destroy those Morris Marinas.

  • @mxbx307
    @mxbx307 3 роки тому +24

    The optional roof-mounted piano was a much coveted extra for the Marina that few could afford, thus not that many came off the BL production lines. Rare examples can fetch an absolute fortune these days.

  • @fabulouschild2005
    @fabulouschild2005 3 роки тому +19

    It's rare to see the Top Gear (and later Grand Tour) lads agree on anything, but they all agree on what cars are rubbish

  • @nocturnechanson
    @nocturnechanson 3 роки тому +12

    When the Juke first hit the market I saw two side by side at a Nissan dealership. One bright green one bright red. I thought 🤔 they kinda look like tree frogs.🐸

    •  3 роки тому

      Atleast you’re not shitting on it

  • @monibashraf4058
    @monibashraf4058 2 роки тому +9

    As a previous Juke owner, their hatred is totally justified!

  • @soulzzplaysgames
    @soulzzplaysgames 3 роки тому +11

    Wasn't our fault, a piano fell on it 🤣

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +10

    0:35 - why are all golf guys weird?
    -GTI guy

  • @theredguy8746
    @theredguy8746 Місяць тому +1

    First few clips just about the Nissan Juke, and very well deserved.

  • @creeper4481
    @creeper4481 6 місяців тому +3

    1:07 Great, now I can't unsee Bumblebee transforming into that

  • @amalon4618
    @amalon4618 3 роки тому +20

    Clarkson and May talking about the war compilation

  • @klausjackklaus
    @klausjackklaus 3 роки тому +4

    Most car people hate the Juke (and I am one of them), but apparently I see them everywhere in suburban neighborhoods here in the Midwest. I think its because people think having AWD Cross-Overs make them feel safe in the winter even though they probably will not know what to do if they get stuck

  • @carlosbarton763
    @carlosbarton763 6 місяців тому +1

    Should've included the Vauxhall Astra: "If you put a hyperactive child in there he'd be fast asleep in 3 minutes flat" 🤣

  • @A_Very_Attentive_747
    @A_Very_Attentive_747 2 роки тому +15

    3:27 this is how I feel about the Mustang Mach E

    • @sk1dzzz608
      @sk1dzzz608 2 роки тому +4

      That's how I feel too,I hate that ugly electric abomination,it's not a real mustang

    • @A_Very_Attentive_747
      @A_Very_Attentive_747 2 роки тому +3

      @@sk1dzzz608 I feel really happy that finally someone agrees with me, no one has yet

    • @Badboythatsgenuine
      @Badboythatsgenuine 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@A_Very_Attentive_747I agree with you man. People at ford were deliberately smoking some shit when they designed that

  • @Sh4quille0atmeal
    @Sh4quille0atmeal 2 роки тому +3

    My old home town still has a 2012 advert for the Nissan Duke on someone's house

  • @Sevastous
    @Sevastous Рік тому +3

    4:22 My god, that Trotskyite Crap part is gold!

  • @erander7879
    @erander7879 3 роки тому +9

    "Anyone who breaks down would need to continue jounrye with the beetle"
    *horror movie music sounds*

  • @d34dR0d3n7
    @d34dR0d3n7 3 роки тому +11

    Never experienced a Nissan Juke, but do drive a Rogue (not by choice, long story) which seems like the spiritual successor.
    It's...not bad, but not great. 0-60 is garbage, ton of road noise. Otherwise, that opinion may change next time I finally decide to switch it to sport mode for going through Houston on I-10. Hasn't been any reason to, but it maybe more fun and can let me dance around lanes/slow drivers easier. A sub-suv in even having a "sport" mode just seems...almost wrong.
    For nobody that cares: my two favorite cars I've ever owned/driven: 2) '87 Ford Thunderbird. My first car. Wonderful noise, nice body, power (for what was left and me learning), and a total refusal to be driven. Proper muscle, had a lot of fun with it on dirt backroads. 1) '91 Civic (hatch) DX. Just sold it a few years ago because didn't have money for all the repairs it needed, but GODS did I love that little thing. Still had a good 0-60 (for its age. Think last clocked it at 13something).
    [for those in EU/UK] Small cars aren't that common here in America, so that thing was so fun to drive. My Mom had to drive it about for about 10mi of highway and when she got out, she said "I think I shit myself about three times! That's like taking a go-cart on the highway, but able to go at everyone else's speed. I...might actually like driving now!"

  • @jasonkhoury4328
    @jasonkhoury4328 8 днів тому

    Hammond's rant at 03:27 😂 ...
    "I'll guarantee that nothing exciting, vibrant, dynamic, new, creative, hopeful, or beneficial in any way to humanity has ever been done, thought of, or driven to in that drab, dreary, entirely beige, willfully awful pile of misery."
    Best commentary I've ever heard (Speaking of the Morris Marina) 😂😂😂

  • @ljsrailwayvideos2370
    @ljsrailwayvideos2370 3 роки тому +8

    Alternative title: Clarkson, May & Hammond hate the Nissan Juke

    • @ljsrailwayvideos2370
      @ljsrailwayvideos2370 3 роки тому +2

      @ yes, but most the video is about the juke

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +2

      @ It's hated on because it's dogshit.

  • @blackswan7568
    @blackswan7568 Рік тому +1

    If Walter White was British, he would've driven a Nissan Juke. It really is the spiritual successor to the Pontiac Aztek.

  • @drvlive2023
    @drvlive2023 3 роки тому +8

    The beetle has a villain score track hahaha

  • @JBofBrisbane
    @JBofBrisbane Рік тому +2

    How's this fir a slogan?
    "Nissan Juke - for those times when the Micra JUST ISN'T FUGLY ENOUGH!"

  • @berendoldenburger
    @berendoldenburger 3 роки тому +13

    Can you make a compilation of them showing us Christmas present ideas in the news segment?

  • @willwoolf
    @willwoolf 24 дні тому +1

    My first ever driving lesson was in a Nissan Juke, I found a different instructor immediately.

  • @jazzman1626
    @jazzman1626 3 роки тому +8

    The Nissan Juke looks like a kit car that the designer started but when he went for a break, his dog finished the drawing.

    • @jazzman1626
      @jazzman1626 3 роки тому +5

      @
      Ooooh yes it does!

    •  3 роки тому

      @@jazzman1626 well explain the Nismo version, Nismo RS, Juke R and if it wasn’t for the Juke, what will influence Nismo to turn/upgrade boring Nissans into killing machines like the Sentra, Mica, Serena and the Leaf?

    • @jazzman1626
      @jazzman1626 3 роки тому +2

      @
      I just agree with Clarkson, May and Hammond that it’s an ugly looking car.

    • @ivanbima5877
      @ivanbima5877 3 роки тому +1

      @ I just remind you, okay. Some of those Nismo's are focused on aesthetics, rather than performance. Just like how Toyota put TRD Sportivo on some of their cars. Even if there are some upgrades, they might only tune the ECU & Suspension slightly + added bodykit = called it a day. So i'm not so sure if they are "Killing Machine". I only agree if you say that to 350Z/370Z Nismo & GTR Nismo

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +1

      @ It does, though.

  • @mbbarnes80
    @mbbarnes80 3 роки тому +2

    Is it me or is that clip of the blue marina being squashed by a piano still funny as hell

  • @goncalocs5
    @goncalocs5 3 роки тому +22

    You could a compilation of Hammond saying: "Leave it, leave it". Please, that would be awesome.

  • @pilcrow1546
    @pilcrow1546 15 днів тому +1

    I've recently bought a new house, but I actually had two close options that I was struggling to choose between. However one option was immediately eliminated as soon as I discovered that the neighbour had a Nissan Juke. I'm deadly serious.

  • @kyleholloway3470
    @kyleholloway3470 3 роки тому +150

    Every time I see a Juke, I get extremely angry. I want to hurt them. I HATE crossovers, and the Juke is definitely one of the worst offenders.

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +6

      @ WAAAAAAA! WAAAAAA!

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +6

      @ You're the baby. You have a tantrum when anybody insults the juke.

    • @retardedthomasthetank1059
      @retardedthomasthetank1059 3 роки тому +5

      I totally agree with you on that

    •  3 роки тому +1

      @@Sh4dowgalereported for continued targeted harassment over multiple videos and blocked. Can’t wait until you grow up and mature

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 3 роки тому +3

      @@The_Harmonics Then what about the Ford Puma ? They ruined everything with it

  • @ducomaritiem7160
    @ducomaritiem7160 3 роки тому +12

    2cv a wacky car? My parents had one, we went multiple times to France with it. That's what it's made for: driving through the countryside, open roof, entering the camping, meeting your friends at the campfire there. Really, that's what a 2cv is. Happy holidays.

    • @MaartenvanHeek
      @MaartenvanHeek 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I get it that they hate the Juke and maybe the marina because apparently it was drab when it was new, but at least the 2cv had a purpose

  • @baronvonjo1929
    @baronvonjo1929 3 роки тому +8

    The car I loathe the most is the last gen Ford fiesta sedan.
    Also the new BMWs look awful.
    I genuinely think the Juke look better than a lot of new BMW designs.

  • @joelikespotatoes8321
    @joelikespotatoes8321 3 роки тому +3

    They need a special were its all of them packed into a Nissan juke

  • @aidankreltszheim3599
    @aidankreltszheim3599 3 роки тому +6

    Richards face at 5:42 is incredible

  • @duke1331
    @duke1331 3 роки тому +12

    1:42 I think we cal all agree with what Hammond is saying

  • @goforgold7082
    @goforgold7082 2 роки тому +4

    My choice for ugly would be the Fiat Multiplas and the Chrysler PT Cruiser although I actually appreciated it as it looked so different from any other mass produced cars

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy 25 днів тому

    I never truly understood how it felt to hate a car the way Richard hates the Juke until the Cybertruck was released

  • @KSE828
    @KSE828 3 роки тому +34

    I don’t understand how you can hate the OG Beetle.

    • @tomfoolery597
      @tomfoolery597 3 роки тому +9

      They went too far with that

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 3 роки тому +2

      And the 2CV

    • @alphatrion100
      @alphatrion100 3 роки тому +5

      Because they are british and the beetle was a Nazi car

    • @PG-20
      @PG-20 2 роки тому

      Well the beetle was a Nazi car

  • @corbinselanne7990
    @corbinselanne7990 Рік тому

    No 'hated car' compilation involving Captain Slow, Captain Crash, and Jeremy would be complete without at least one piano falling onto a Morris Marina

  • @abdulmajed5679
    @abdulmajed5679 3 роки тому +3

    My dad once rented out a juke and dear it had soo uncomfortable in the rear. Even the doors were inconvenient to open.

  • @Majima_Nowhere
    @Majima_Nowhere 2 роки тому +2

    I don't know what's worse: the fact that the Juke exists, or the fact that the Nismo Juke exists.

  • @raze167
    @raze167 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact: portuguese people call the 2CV the "Two Horsepower" since cv stands for "cavalos"

    • @gabrielcoelho2346
      @gabrielcoelho2346 2 роки тому +1

      2 CV significa mesmo 2 cavolos, deux chevaux. A unidade CV é o cavalo vapor, uma unidade diferente do cavalo hp.

    • @raze167
      @raze167 2 роки тому +1

      @@gabrielcoelho2346 olha essa não sabia!

  • @sunsetexplorer63936
    @sunsetexplorer63936 6 місяців тому +1

    I drove a Juke for work the other day and amazingly it was the most crammed car I’ve ever drove.
    The top spec Qashqais are starting to grow on me though, I’ve drove a few of them too and am starting to find them comfortable and enjoyable, and I’m saying this as a Golf driver.

    • @buster5661
      @buster5661 3 місяці тому

      It's clearly designed to be a small car. It's not that hard to figure out champ

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 роки тому +11

    4:29 "They had the affrontery, the bare-face cheek to call this a 'Super'? I suppose they weren't allowed back then to call it 'Trotskyite Crap'. Maybe that's what the 'TC' version stood for!"

  • @AgentLTK
    @AgentLTK 3 роки тому +1

    YOU OWN A JUKE I'M NEVER WATCHING ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS

  • @justcolday
    @justcolday 2 роки тому +2

    I love how the most of cars, they hates, its a compact crossovers

  • @zem69666
    @zem69666 2 роки тому +1

    while being a superfan of this guys and my mom having a nissan juke, it’s kinda great to experience.

  • @chrisdavidson911
    @chrisdavidson911 3 роки тому +8

    is the Juke a melted Pontiac Aztek?

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 3 роки тому +3

      @ Waaa! Waaaa! I like the Juke! Waaaa! Quit crying.

    • @worldofdoom995
      @worldofdoom995 3 роки тому +1

      It makes the Aztek look like a camaro

  • @noahboat580
    @noahboat580 2 роки тому +1

    I know a coworker that drives a Nissan Juke. And i work at a country club so theres teslas and Porches and other fine automobiles, but then i look at the Juke, and it stuck out to me out of all the cars in the parking lot.
    Then the guys from Top Gear talks about it, and it goes full circle