TRY NOT TO LAUGH #38

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  • Опубліковано 7 лис 2024

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  • @herbderbler1585
    @herbderbler1585 2 роки тому +220

    Some points concerning the plane at 3:03 that will hopefully make you feel a bit better about what you're seeing:
    They aren't taping over a hole someone punched in the plane. They're blocking off the access panel for the electrical connection the plane plugs into when it's parked at the gate or inside a hangar where the engines and APU* can't be run. Certain systems can be deactivated for a limited time for repairs if they're redundant or not critical for flight. External electrical power is one of those systems. It kinda sucks for maintenance and ground crew when you don't have it, but that plane has four generators to provide its own power, so regular operations for pilots and passengers won't be significantly impacted.
    Duct tape is not FAA approved. They're using what is generally called speed tape, which is basically heavy aluminum foil with glue backing. It's commonly used as mentioned in the first paragraph, to block off a deactivated system. It is also used for temporary aerodynamic protection when non-critical damage is found so the plane can be flown where it needs to go for repairs without 400mph wind causing further damage. This is usually for stuff like paint, composites, or the epoxy sealants that are found in seams and joints, around access panels, etc... It's never used for structural repairs.
    If structural damage does happen, there's a whole system of FAA approved temporary and permanent repairs that must be sussed out with engineering before the plane can fly anywhere. If it affects the pressurized part of the plane, it can be flown unpressurized at low altitude with no passengers using a special Ferry Flight Permit once it's been determined that the damage is not immediately dangerous, such as a hole in the skin with no underlying frame damage. If the damage is more significant, it sits where it landed until it's repaired. Sometimes some poor SOB has to sit out in the rain and snow bucking rivets for awhile to get it flyable so they can go to a maintenance base and put the plane back to 100%.
    Source: I am an airline mechanic. The plane in the video is an Embraer 170/175, which is what I fix for a living.
    *APU = Auxiliary Power Unit. Tiny engine in the tail that provides electrical and pneumatic power on the ground or as an emergency backup.

    • @cindyknudson2715
      @cindyknudson2715 2 роки тому +21

      Thank you! 🙂

    • @roblee7411
      @roblee7411 2 роки тому +24

      Just make sure you don’t let the people on the plane see you doing this! 😳😳😳🤦🏻🤦🏻😂😂😂👍🏼

    • @AlexandraVioletta
      @AlexandraVioletta 2 роки тому +13

      Wow. Thank you! Learned something new. ☺️

    • @Thorcc
      @Thorcc 2 роки тому +11

      fyi preparing a 767 for unpressurized ferry flight = PIA. some wires have to be moved and jumpered. and glad you know the plane, boeings the external power connection is on the right. any way i had to speed tape an erosion strip on a filler panel the other night on a frozen ramp. the ladder work was fun. 5 minute job 4 and a half hours to get a 1 page engineering order approved.

    • @kcsunshine6416
      @kcsunshine6416 2 роки тому +6

      You sound quite expert and I would trust your judgement. However, walking up to board I have no idea what the duct tape is covering, and I would nope right out of there.

  • @LuckkyCanuck
    @LuckkyCanuck 2 роки тому +323

    The look of pure disdain on Tyler's face during the Kamala cackling sequence. Priceless.

    • @JadieJamz
      @JadieJamz 2 роки тому +21

      She is the face of evil

    • @MrBeegs88
      @MrBeegs88 2 роки тому +15

      I was making the same face. At first I thought it was nervous laughter, but now I'm starting to feel like she is mocking us. "We are taking your tax dollars and doing fuck all with it, we are ensuring this country goes bankrupt and we will never have to be held accountable. There isn't a damn thing you can do about it, peasants"

    • @KlaustheViking
      @KlaustheViking 2 роки тому +10

      I had the same face without noticing. I can’t stand that… creature

    • @debstawecki6843
      @debstawecki6843 2 роки тому

      Yes, Tyler knows what's up.

    • @jerryleroy9187
      @jerryleroy9187 2 роки тому +4

      @@MrBeegs88 And I'm getting super rich.

  • @susansmith493
    @susansmith493 2 роки тому +23

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE the guy who reminded his wife what he "bought" her all year long. He's my hero.

  • @Harloha
    @Harloha 2 роки тому +1112

    Hat's off to the dude with all of those very expensive Christmas gifts.

    • @gpearson27
      @gpearson27 2 роки тому +65

      Truly a Boss.

    • @billwell9266
      @billwell9266 2 роки тому +20

      She's pretty hot though ... might be worth it :D

    • @billstephens396
      @billstephens396 2 роки тому +57

      @@billwell9266 - takes off your glasses and cleans them -
      I got the rose off of those for ya...

    • @billwell9266
      @billwell9266 2 роки тому +4

      @@billstephens396 ??? ok ???

    • @RichWhiteUM
      @RichWhiteUM 2 роки тому +8

      @@billwell9266 You're not wrong...

  • @phyllissweetpea4926
    @phyllissweetpea4926 2 роки тому +179

    Harris cackling is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

    • @shadowbanthis3018
      @shadowbanthis3018 2 роки тому +11

      Every time I hear her voice I want to put a drill in my skull

    • @fishinglunkies3629
      @fishinglunkies3629 2 роки тому +8

      For me, it is when she said….”it was a debate, cackle cackle cackle”….B, you are soo crooked and condescending

    • @killianmiller6107
      @killianmiller6107 2 роки тому +8

      That’s insulting to fingernails on a chalkboard

    • @edwardcook2973
      @edwardcook2973 2 роки тому +5

      The compilation of Harris cackles could've been used as torture in the movie " Clockwork Orange ".

    • @crazycoffee
      @crazycoffee 2 роки тому

      @@shadowbanthis3018 a drill is a underwhelming. Get some heavy equipment or a well drill

  • @chandrachauhan4068
    @chandrachauhan4068 2 роки тому +20

    Tyler's face the entire time while he's watching Kamala Harris cackling, is the best. Lol

  • @kheldaur2107
    @kheldaur2107 2 роки тому +68

    That baby's first bite of pizza is the best thing I've seen this year so far.

  • @taylorsessions4143
    @taylorsessions4143 2 роки тому +112

    10:05 Tyler's reaction to watching Kamala laughing is a sweet mixture of depression, rage and hopelessness.

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 2 роки тому +1

      Those range of expressions he goes through is entire mood for me

    • @Joseywales414
      @Joseywales414 2 роки тому +2

      They should make a Witch movie staring Hitliary, Piglosi, and cakeling chicken Harris. Wicked witches of the beast.

    • @psyenz8946
      @psyenz8946 2 роки тому +1

      pair it with the ending of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" where all the bad guys died from laughing

  • @lindaseel8633
    @lindaseel8633 2 роки тому +16

    I am getting over the flu. You made me laugh up a lung and now I am sure I am cured. Thanks Tyler!

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 2 роки тому +4

      I hope you start feeling better

    • @lindaseel8633
      @lindaseel8633 2 роки тому +2

      @@darksu6947 Oh thank you kind person! God bless you.

  • @MrsLockenload
    @MrsLockenload 2 роки тому +194

    Tyler had the same face as all of us during the harris cackle 😖

    • @InsideOfMyOwnMind
      @InsideOfMyOwnMind 2 роки тому +7

      Because that is her solution to all our problems. Just laugh them away.

    • @ChronoSquare
      @ChronoSquare 2 роки тому +6

      I don't think I've seen Tyler as angry as when he had to sit through those laughs.

    • @benblake479
      @benblake479 2 роки тому +7

      My face was more disgusted than his. I think it's because he's more used to it, whereas I'm Canadian and don't get as much American coverage.

    • @paulnailor6723
      @paulnailor6723 2 роки тому +6

      I hear the Omen theme every time.

    • @georgegentile4788
      @georgegentile4788 2 роки тому +8

      She's kackling at everyone that didn't vote 4 her .so that's everyone .

  • @valengreymoon5623
    @valengreymoon5623 2 роки тому +205

    Those people on the "McExercise" bikes are actually powering the location's electrical system. LOL

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 2 роки тому +8

      Rick & Morty

    • @douglasjay9561
      @douglasjay9561 2 роки тому +2

      So good.

    • @Anon-greyman
      @Anon-greyman 2 роки тому +11

      It's not a big Mac, it's a little commie, beyond meat, grasshopper bread, and she's a slave who was told to pretend to be a normal person eating mcdonalds.. look how awkward she is, eating like she's never seen that stuff before...

    • @peartree460
      @peartree460 2 роки тому +4

      More likely to have the mcbike powered like an e bike drawing from the coal powered grid.

    • @danielkinn782
      @danielkinn782 2 роки тому +5

      Anyone see the Black Mirror episode with the exercise bikes

  • @silverhand8744
    @silverhand8744 2 роки тому +10

    I love how you can see zeds expression go negative during the harris/laughter bit

  • @unknownname1681
    @unknownname1681 2 роки тому +666

    Zed: You guys know I hate flying
    Also Zed: Joins Air Force

    • @Southernguy41
      @Southernguy41 2 роки тому +20

      Marines, Army and navy: Hefty, hefty hefty.
      Same groups to the Air Force: Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy
      😂🤣

    • @Simply_American
      @Simply_American 2 роки тому +35

      I have met serval people from the navy (one was a recruiter) and they all told me they don’t like boats.

    • @Ratkill9000
      @Ratkill9000 2 роки тому +14

      As a medic

    • @Luckylady77777
      @Luckylady77777 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 2 роки тому +20

      He’s in the plane so he doesn’t have to see the plane

  • @declanmckenna9389
    @declanmckenna9389 2 роки тому +84

    The look of disgust on your face looking at Kamala laughing was brilliant. Happy new year from Ireland.

  • @imhappyandyou.4003
    @imhappyandyou.4003 2 роки тому +25

    Thanks Tyler, Dev and really everyone who makes this channel and Zedcast so great!. Have a wonderful weekend everyone and be sure to enjoy yourself ok!?. 🙏🙏🍻

  • @bjrnericwang2093
    @bjrnericwang2093 2 роки тому +74

    Republicans answer to Biden, "We had the problem ever since you took office!" Lets go Brandon!

    • @dementiabiden1621
      @dementiabiden1621 2 роки тому +5

      stole* office.

    • @joesmith1574
      @joesmith1574 2 роки тому +1

      It’s funny when he talks tough, just makes my day! How can anyone take this imbecile seriously? Let’s go, Brandon!

    • @greecoboost
      @greecoboost 2 роки тому

      Let's go, Brandon!

  • @henrietteoberholzer2378
    @henrietteoberholzer2378 2 роки тому +45

    Tyler's face during the Kamala clip had me dead!💀🤣 10:05 Go watch it again but only watch Tyler.

    • @Harloha
      @Harloha 2 роки тому +3

      That was my reaction too, and in my head I was saying " make it stop! Is this ever going to stop? I can't take....ahhh thank God, it stopped "

    • @koreagirl2977
      @koreagirl2977 2 роки тому +3

      You're right, I had to re watch. Tyler's facial expression is hilarious.

    • @deborahcooper9085
      @deborahcooper9085 2 роки тому +2

      😂 I did and he was truly disgusted just like I was!!

    • @danielquick8914
      @danielquick8914 2 роки тому +3

      I checked that out and realized I was making the same face😦😦😦

    • @herbderbler1585
      @herbderbler1585 2 роки тому +2

      His face is like a custom disgust-o-meter slowly rising all the way to redline.

  • @hopelessnerd6677
    @hopelessnerd6677 2 роки тому +4

    The look on Zed's face watching kackling Kamala was priceless.

    • @orange_cat
      @orange_cat Рік тому +1

      I actually had to fast forward over that bit.
      Videos of people being killed slowly using pliers? No problem.
      Kamala cackling? Problem.

  • @mantistoboggenmd5612
    @mantistoboggenmd5612 2 роки тому +142

    Look at the baby's hand after they took the bite of pizza, immediately turned Italian!

    • @koralr33fer79
      @koralr33fer79 2 роки тому +17

      I didnt even notice that! It was normal before the pizza hid it, and immediate italian after. That just adds to the already funny clip

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 роки тому +11

      *chef's kiss*

    • @HelloKitty-jz5gm
      @HelloKitty-jz5gm 2 роки тому +7

      I had to go back and look. 🤌😂😂

    • @manbabymonke
      @manbabymonke 2 роки тому +4

      The guy holding the pizza is committing a war crime

  • @mattc3696
    @mattc3696 2 роки тому +238

    This was a laughfest! That guy gifting his wife at Christmas, and the other dad who threw out the kids. Among others. Well done Mr. Zed.

    • @freshasadaisy4782
      @freshasadaisy4782 2 роки тому

      Well done?

    • @mikef8023
      @mikef8023 2 роки тому +2

      xmas dude is boss level straight. boom. zed i lose again. just not on sundays

    • @canespugnaces2126
      @canespugnaces2126 2 роки тому +6

      If the Christmas guy's wife leaves him then she doesn't appreciate at all what he provides her all year long. If that's the case I hope he finds a real and good woman who appreciates all that he does for them.

  • @ricksunderland1421
    @ricksunderland1421 2 роки тому +130

    The look on Jill Biden’s face, closing her eyes so she doesn’t roll them at her idiot husband, is magnificent.

    • @stephenturner757
      @stephenturner757 2 роки тому

      Where is Commie-La's husband at? Someone needs to slap that chucklehead into having some sense for a change. And she has the audacity to say she's unpopular because of her color and gender. Biden and her are the worst 'leaders' America has ever had.

  • @christopherconard2831
    @christopherconard2831 2 роки тому +100

    The guy handing out "What I did for you already this year" notes has achieved full Dad mode.

  • @MMGhost123
    @MMGhost123 2 роки тому +166

    That guy who wrapped all the "paid bills" notes as Christmas gifts is hilarious 😂 This is exactly why my boyfriend and I don't do Christmas presents. It's enough for us that we both work hard and pay the bills. It keeps he drama out of life (especially holidays). I swear, some women are so ungrateful!

    • @mee23chelle
      @mee23chelle 2 роки тому +29

      What blows my mind is that this lady has everything paid for! I can't even imagine someone paying all my bills...I'd be like, that's right man!! You don't need to get me a present, I'll buy YOU one!! or many. She's beyond blessed.

    • @MMGhost123
      @MMGhost123 2 роки тому +20

      @@mee23chelle I totally feel the same way. My boyfriend works so hard, I don't need a "thing" to make me happy 😍

    • @schmassbinder
      @schmassbinder 2 роки тому +19

      Tyler said she'd leave him...let her leave.

    • @adammarko1992
      @adammarko1992 2 роки тому +1

      You're a very smart couple. Holidays are a scam away lol

    • @adammarko1992
      @adammarko1992 2 роки тому +2

      That "Bald headed friends" line tho! bruuuuuuuuuuuuuu lol

  • @karichamberslaugharn6603
    @karichamberslaugharn6603 2 роки тому +2

    Omfgoodness....Tyler's face during the Kamala compilation. Priceless. 😆

  • @afiblacksails23
    @afiblacksails23 2 роки тому +278

    Anyone else impressed that she was that mad at those gifts yet still didn’t break a Freddy Krueger nail ripping them boxes open?

    • @xConundrumx
      @xConundrumx 2 роки тому +12

      Dude them things were scary af...

    • @daleford8621
      @daleford8621 2 роки тому +27

      I'll never understand women's obsession with those stupid things. They look disgusting, and make your hands damn near useless. What the fuck is the point of having them?

    • @jevgenkova
      @jevgenkova 2 роки тому +19

      @@daleford8621 simple - when you use your hands only for holding the phone - might as well put that shit on your nails.

    • @xConundrumx
      @xConundrumx 2 роки тому +7

      @@daleford8621 To maim men who give them crappy Xmas presents?

    • @daleford8621
      @daleford8621 2 роки тому +8

      @@xConundrumx nah those things pop off if they do damn near anything.

  • @dennythomas8887
    @dennythomas8887 2 роки тому +13

    As just retired A&P mechanic I can tell you for a fact that that tape job is 100% legit. That is a temporary repair using "speed tape" which is heavy duty aluminum tape. I've done this a bunch in my 45 years working on aircraft. It will be reinspected every so many flight hours until the next heavy check and then a permanent repair will be completed.

  • @susansmith493
    @susansmith493 2 роки тому +4

    I like the "mixer" woman. She was cut off from saying "this is why I need a fancy stand kitchenaid mixer." Well played.

    • @orange_cat
      @orange_cat Рік тому

      I do not work for KitchenAid but I can verify that they are very nice. I bought one for a relative who loves to cook and she loves it. I have become a little bit fatter thanks to that machine and her making cookies.

  • @theman4884
    @theman4884 2 роки тому +50

    Tyler: I was in the Air Force
    Also Tyler: I hate to fly.

  • @kalebmayes2918
    @kalebmayes2918 2 роки тому +296

    I trust that plane more than I do Biden at this point 😂

    • @eaglerider1826
      @eaglerider1826 2 роки тому +14

      I trust out of date 7-11 burrito's more than Biden .

    • @michaelglover2871
      @michaelglover2871 2 роки тому +10

      Let's go Brandon, I agree.👴

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 2 роки тому +4

      🙋🙋🙋🙋 Same

    • @Yashael341
      @Yashael341 2 роки тому +10

      I'd trust that plane more than Biden if the duct tape was holding both wings on.

    • @brad506th
      @brad506th 2 роки тому +6

      I trust Jared from subway to babysit my kids more than I trust Biden.

  • @grizzlygrizzle
    @grizzlygrizzle 2 роки тому +3

    Regarding the slippery floors and the waitress, a lot of places never seem to teach their staff to use less soap and to rinse the freaking floors, so they end up with a thick layer of gelatinized soap. They could use plain hot water to mop up two out of three nights, and the floors would come out fine.

  • @wearetomorrowspast.5617
    @wearetomorrowspast.5617 2 роки тому +70

    The bit with OJ was real. British comedian did a documentary series and he really did that.
    She did a sort of epilogue to the the doc where she explains how terrified she felt at his actions.

    • @pwbpeter
      @pwbpeter 2 роки тому +6

      That was Ruby Wax, though I never saw that clip before .

    • @grizzlygrizzle
      @grizzlygrizzle 2 роки тому +6

      Now THAT was authentically cringey!

    • @nellz72
      @nellz72 2 роки тому +9

      I don't blame her for being scared! I would be too. That was just creepy as hell.

    • @toshamccarty5115
      @toshamccarty5115 2 роки тому +3

      Thanks for the details

  • @robertmontalvo597
    @robertmontalvo597 2 роки тому +35

    OJ has a sharp sense of humor

    • @merlin-ju6fu
      @merlin-ju6fu 2 роки тому +1

      The way OJ's eyes rolled up to a certain location may mean something. Some eye cues indicate the person is accessing memory.

    • @BJMauck
      @BJMauck 2 роки тому

      Clever!

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 2 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah, he’s a real cut-up.

  • @Dakarn
    @Dakarn 2 роки тому +3

    I don't know if any of you noticed, but the pizza baby made the Italian hand gesture while eating the pizza... easily number 1 meme of all time.

  • @jbaz007
    @jbaz007 2 роки тому +38

    That actually isn't duct tape on that plane. It is something in the aviation industry known as high speed tape. It is designed to not peel at speeds less than some ridiculously high speed. Generally it is used to limit superficial damage to paint or seal a small leak in the pressure vessel as the aircraft makes its way to a base for maintenance. Its actually highly regulated in its use by qualified personnel and is effective.

    • @lucasbassani9014
      @lucasbassani9014 2 роки тому +1

      Is there anyway to like this comment more than once?
      I cringe hard when people say stuff like that.. i mean do you really think that a highly regulated industry such as aviation, dealing with the lives of hundreds of people at a time, would use freaking silver tape to fix anything?

    • @jbaz007
      @jbaz007 2 роки тому

      @@lucasbassani9014 lmao thanks man

    • @byronlabelle7569
      @byronlabelle7569 2 роки тому

      Yup we called it 950mph tape.

    • @jbaz007
      @jbaz007 2 роки тому

      @@byronlabelle7569 thats some fast effin tape there bud

  • @MrTea1000
    @MrTea1000 2 роки тому +109

    No worries, Tyler. That stuff on the plane is called high speed tape and is OK to mend minor damage and that is an approved procedure.
    Btw, happy new year from Germany! 😊🍻

    • @baliktad8
      @baliktad8 2 роки тому +15

      Being an aircraft mechanic myself, I agree.

    • @07rioclick
      @07rioclick 2 роки тому +8

      Flight attendant here. Seen that stuff up close. That ain't no normal tape! Lots of aviation jokes about just slap some duct tape on it.

    • @rogersheddy6414
      @rogersheddy6414 2 роки тому +4

      Not being a mechanic, I would have thought they could have at least run the tape to go in the direction of airflow, instead of against it...

    • @hp9mm
      @hp9mm 2 роки тому +4

      @@rogersheddy6414 Its actually better to tape it perpendicular to the airflow, but make an overlap with the most forward piece installed last so the airflow goes over it. Also the airflow closest to the aircraft skin is the slowest flowing over it, you see this in fluida lessons.

    • @hubristicmystic
      @hubristicmystic 2 роки тому

      And it’s not the “hill” of the plane lmao you big fuselage

  • @mjsmith-jones7607
    @mjsmith-jones7607 2 роки тому +2

    This is the best news channel in the United States

  • @mr.awesome8399
    @mr.awesome8399 2 роки тому +66

    A workout machine at Mcdonalds... That's almost as funny as Biden saying "Let's go Brandon, I agree!"

    • @stephanie4698
      @stephanie4698 2 роки тому

      You could be on that thing for the rest of the day, and you wouldn't even come close to burning off your fries, nevermind the whole meal.

  • @JDoors
    @JDoors 2 роки тому +27

    You got me with the "baby's first bite of pizza." Yup, that's the expression all right.

  • @fernsnyder7072
    @fernsnyder7072 2 роки тому

    Tylers face watching Kameltoe was hilarious!

  • @GreatJim54
    @GreatJim54 2 роки тому +64

    I literally had to go throw up my breakfast during the “cackle fest.”

    • @trumpsextratesticle8590
      @trumpsextratesticle8590 2 роки тому +5

      She cant stop laughing because she knows they stole the elections.

    • @_AndromedaGalaxy_
      @_AndromedaGalaxy_ 2 роки тому +2

      that was the most aggravating thing ive ever seen. thank god the red tsunami hits next year. if potato joe drops dead this year or next(since hes the Zero Curse Resident) congress will be able to bounce Kamaltoe out of office.

    • @changingoftheguard7256
      @changingoftheguard7256 2 роки тому +7

      I think everyone watching had a taste of murder in their gullet

    • @wlonsdale1
      @wlonsdale1 2 роки тому +1

      @@_AndromedaGalaxy_ if there was no election in 2020 what makes you think we’ll ever have another?

    • @GreatJim54
      @GreatJim54 2 роки тому

      @@wlonsdale1 we certainly will not if the democrats pass their “election reform”.

  • @D.C..
    @D.C.. 2 роки тому +39

    Tyler’s face while watching Kamala laugh is priceless

    • @IAmNoeyes
      @IAmNoeyes 2 роки тому +1

      Way to add a comment that shows up right on time for the clip. I was comment scrolling and BAM. Tyler's face.

    • @angelchild4942
      @angelchild4942 2 роки тому +1

      He was about to wretch

  • @shhhitsjustyoder2350
    @shhhitsjustyoder2350 2 роки тому +3

    Story time. I was flying to Florida a few years back and a piece of sheet metal was sticking up on the top of the wing. I pointed it out to the fight attendant who told the captain. Got the announcement that there will be a 20 minute delay. A few minutes later i see a guy climb up a ladder, pull out a roll of duct tape and put about 6-8 strips on to hold it down. Not so surprisingly, somewhere over North Carolina the tape and the sheet of metal flew right off. We landed safely in Orlando but i was genuinely positive i was going to die that day.

  • @iknklst
    @iknklst 2 роки тому +58

    "Last couple of years, there hasn't been anything to laugh about."
    I dunno bout that. Every time Brandon gets up to speak I'm in hysterics.

  • @conservativeeducator3696
    @conservativeeducator3696 2 роки тому +25

    She only left him if she had somewhere else to have her rent, electricity, car, and phone paid for…🤣

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf 2 роки тому +2

    The look on his face when Kamaltoe Hyena was laughing - priceless

  • @Prince_Phaedru
    @Prince_Phaedru 2 роки тому +20

    14:27 Tyler "Don't drive that thing. Get to the tire shop now." Nah, there's still a good 1000 on those bad boys

  • @lordsquidleton
    @lordsquidleton 2 роки тому +28

    Does anyone else get fits of rages whenever they hear kamala laugh? Or is that just me

  • @rebeccahherdener2068
    @rebeccahherdener2068 2 роки тому +4

    The lady falling multiple times while everyone round her was walking round fine, had me dying.
    The first one, I was all "OH!" Then everyone after proceeded to make it more funny.😂🤣😂🤣

  • @danninmatthews5640
    @danninmatthews5640 2 роки тому +61

    She literally went head over heels for her friend.

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 2 роки тому +2

      At least one of them landed on something soft.

  • @frankmueller2781
    @frankmueller2781 2 роки тому +21

    Dear Zed, after the first three seconds, Kamala's laugh becomes actual torture.

  • @zachconant7031
    @zachconant7031 2 роки тому +3

    The guy with the stickers is a troll who watches Whistlin’ Diesel and I respect him for trolling people irl.

  • @truegrit2060
    @truegrit2060 2 роки тому +11

    (9:55) I lost it with the vacuum cleaner & the mustard pop.
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @sweetmary3233
    @sweetmary3233 2 роки тому +45

    He's paying all the bills, she ain't going nowhere 😂 that was funny. I'm sure he gave her a present after he stopped filming. You have to care about someone to want to take care of them.

    • @grizzlygrizzle
      @grizzlygrizzle 2 роки тому +3

      But some people on the receiving end don't seem to have a lot of appreciation.

  • @keenanmcbreen7073
    @keenanmcbreen7073 2 роки тому +1

    Merrrrrr Chrismasss. Dude is clownin so hard lol.

  • @V0ltron
    @V0ltron 2 роки тому +56

    Universities : "No science or math lab, no gym, no cafeteria, no library. AND you can't leave the county."
    Parents : "What are we paying for?!"

    • @jacobg8640
      @jacobg8640 2 роки тому +8

      "The college experience"

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 2 роки тому +4

      @@jacobg8640 and even that’s not true because men aren’t getting laid anymore

    • @billstephens396
      @billstephens396 2 роки тому +2

      @@notproductiveproductions3504 Ain't that the truth!

    • @chuckc111
      @chuckc111 2 роки тому +2

      @@notproductiveproductions3504 Not by women anyway!

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 2 роки тому +2

      @@jacobg8640 which is the CC ride for women.

  • @weekendmom
    @weekendmom 2 роки тому +49

    No, I beg to differ on Lyle being Biden. Lyle was more articulate and self-aware. And, dammit, he was actually successful at his job of being a farmer, unlike our sentient potato of a president.

    • @midnight_x_edits
      @midnight_x_edits 2 роки тому +1

      “Forgot my checkbook hope you dont mind i pay ya in change”

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 2 роки тому +6

      In other words, Lyle grew smarter potatoes than the DNC did.

    • @timmiller1
      @timmiller1 2 роки тому

      Have you heard joe talk about chickens, though? We might be on to something here.

    • @weekendmom
      @weekendmom 2 роки тому +1

      @@timmiller1 I think the only thing that could be learned from that is Joe Biden sucks at impersonating a farmer.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 2 роки тому +1

      @@weekendmom He sucks at impersonating a president also. But he's a great potato.

  • @sez1742
    @sez1742 2 роки тому +1

    Best Christmas present ever!!! Lol!!

  • @girlwriteswhat
    @girlwriteswhat 2 роки тому +202

    So when I was growing up, we lived next door to my best friend, who had an older brother named Donny. One day, when he was about 16, Donny comes knocking on our door. There's a mixer with two beaters hanging from his hand. His fingers are completely tangled up in the beaters.
    He'd been baking a birthday cake for his mom, and dipped his finger in the batter to taste it. It got caught in the beaters, and they pulled the rest of his fingers in. He couldn't unclip the beaters one-handed, so there he was on our porch.
    From that day forward, he was known to us as Stupid Donny.

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 2 роки тому +9

      Jesus! Did his fingers survive?

    • @alwaysdtf2197
      @alwaysdtf2197 2 роки тому +9

      poor freakin donny

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 роки тому +11

      I bet you are a real pleasure to any long queue for the DMV or coffee shop. You have so many great stories Karen. Maybe you should make videos again, of your stories?

    • @ihateliberals518
      @ihateliberals518 2 роки тому +5

      Lol🤕😂😂

    • @Mister_Speaker
      @Mister_Speaker 2 роки тому +7

      Karen! Wow! Love your videos! Love you! 🥰🥰🥰 been subscribed for yeaaaaaars! So happy to see you comment here! If people here only knew how much you have done for people's rights!
      Love, peace ✌️ and respect.

  • @AlphaStoutland
    @AlphaStoutland 2 роки тому +37

    14:58 The face she made when she licked that mustard Popsicle is priceless 🤣

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 2 роки тому +1

      She looks like she needs an exorcism.

    • @Onemadgnome-ls2wq
      @Onemadgnome-ls2wq 2 роки тому +1

      To: Alpha...
      IKR... That look !
      Absolutely clsssic backstab !

  • @Frostshokula
    @Frostshokula 2 роки тому +1

    8:54
    Did u not see the gifts he gave her? Not that easy to walk away from lol

  • @Kayla-dr2zg
    @Kayla-dr2zg 2 роки тому +15

    Tyler's face while watching Kamala laugh took me out😂

  • @Coffee_n_Opera
    @Coffee_n_Opera 2 роки тому +17

    Zed…. These videos get me though my days. From the bottom of my heart… THANK YOU GUYS FOR WHAT YOU DO 🙌🏽🔥♥️

  • @Andrew_JB
    @Andrew_JB 2 роки тому +2

    9:10 That had me laughing my ass off.

  • @greasy7494
    @greasy7494 2 роки тому +32

    9:00 Props to the man willing to tell it like it really is and is tired of being driven into the ground and used like a utility!

    • @TheTW13
      @TheTW13 2 роки тому +2

      And she was still ungrateful 🙄

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 роки тому

      @@TheTW13 its a skit, so yeah

  • @marksavage7960
    @marksavage7960 2 роки тому +10

    The expression on your face during the K.Harris laugh fest was priceless!

  • @lavapix
    @lavapix 2 роки тому +4

    2021 New Years' resolution, Don't die. It was a good year. 2022 and onward the same.
    Yep, broke my tailbone tobogganing one night. Never be the one at the very back. It's like a catapult when you hit a bump.

  • @ketogorl
    @ketogorl 2 роки тому +71

    My father use to say he’s never seen anyone clumsier then me ..... I’m definitely sending him the clip of the waitress!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HelloKitty-jz5gm
      @HelloKitty-jz5gm 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 I was laughing hysterically at her.

    • @weaksause6878
      @weaksause6878 2 роки тому +5

      She makes me feel better about myself

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah what was up with her?

    • @ProximaCen-Tori
      @ProximaCen-Tori 2 роки тому

      @@RedRoseSeptember22 she probably needs non-slip shoes. My friend that works in the food service has to wear them. As for the dropping stuff, I'm just as clumsy as she is so sadly I don't know what can be done for that, lol

    • @michelemarino3579
      @michelemarino3579 2 роки тому

      But have you broken a bone in a bouncy house?

  • @brianblose
    @brianblose 2 роки тому +27

    I get the same look on my face that Tyler had while the vice president is nervously laughing her way thru the next 3 yrs.

  • @DavidFrancis24824
    @DavidFrancis24824 2 роки тому +1

    Christmas gift one was the best! That shit was funny as hell

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 2 роки тому +5

    The dude who wrapped up all those notes with the different bills is the ultimate way to end a relationship when you're tired of their shit

  • @doinksinthePM
    @doinksinthePM 2 роки тому +17

    16:30 Oh man, the way that kid had his neck wedged tightly between the concrete step and a steel rail had me puckered like my butt just ate a lemon! Don't put yourself in any position remotely like that - where your neck/spine are restrained while the rest of your body is free to move independently. Even if his friend had just rolled over him with a glancing blow of the wheel to his stomach/ribs/esp his groin - the stimuli would cause him to instinctively roll his body away as hard as possible and it would do just that - but his head would stay right where it was likely severely fracturing/breaking several extremely important vertebrae in his neck and if it didn't kill him he'd be a quadriplegic for the rest of his days.
    Always plan your jumps to the finest detail guys! That means you think about every single possible way that you might screw it up! And trust me you'll still find a way to mess it up that you never even thought of but that's how you learn. From your mistakes more so than your successes. Cause you remember the lessons that pain imparts to you very well!

    • @michelemarino3579
      @michelemarino3579 2 роки тому

      Glad I'm not the only one who cringed when I saw that

  • @Alexander2020
    @Alexander2020 2 роки тому +1

    One of the funniest episodes yet 🤣

  • @thesisypheanjournal1271
    @thesisypheanjournal1271 2 роки тому +11

    When we were kids, our favorite sledding hill had a barbed-wire fence at the bottom with a gap between two of the posts. Once I lost control and went under the fence, which grabbed my snowmobile suit and pulled it right off me and tore my pants down the back and did a number on my legs. So I went to my friend's house and called my mom and asked if I could stay overnight. We could mend the snowmobile suit and mom never noticed and I wore a pair of my friend's pants home the next day. My parents went to their graves never knowing that we went sledding on that hill -- and a backup hill that ran from one kid's back yard onto a dirt road then across a street into a field. We'd have one kid stand at the street to watch for traffic. It's a miracle we made it to adulthood.

    • @orange_cat
      @orange_cat Рік тому +1

      My friends and I, as pre-teens, went sledding down some crazy hills like this and somehow nobody ever got hurt despite hitting rocks and tumbling over and over, feet in the air, backwards, whatever.
      50 years later, this morning, I bumped my leg a little bit on the staircase and my knee still hurts.

  • @Toekneepowers
    @Toekneepowers 2 роки тому +8

    I had the same look on my face as Tyler did listening to Kamel Toe Harris cackling.

  • @benjamindover7399
    @benjamindover7399 2 роки тому +2

    I love living in another Country and seeing Zed while Kamala laughs.

  • @calhig3794
    @calhig3794 2 роки тому +11

    Story from a fellow AF member who got a spec ride with the Hurricane Hunters. Flying thru the wall of the storm, part of the wall blew in. Crew member looked over and then slapped some speed tape over the hole. The ride-along looked around more closely - there were speed tape patches all over the place. He was in a plane that was held together with tape, flying thru a hurricane . . .

  • @b1bmsgt
    @b1bmsgt 2 роки тому +13

    It's called speed tape, Tyler. It's actually a metal tape, not cloth like duct tape. It's used for a temporary repair in a non-critical area. That said, as an FAA licensed Aircraft Mechanic and retired USAF Master Sergeant in the Aircraft Maintenance field, I categorically refuse to fly anymore...

  • @psyenz8946
    @psyenz8946 2 роки тому +1

    10:03 This clip would go perfectly with the ending of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" where all the bad guys died from laughing.... sadly funny tho

  • @reidblundell8703
    @reidblundell8703 2 роки тому +17

    really appreciate the immense amount of content (seems to have increased) in the last half year! Much love to Zed!

  • @HughJazz69696
    @HughJazz69696 2 роки тому +42

    I agree Z....she prolly left him....and he's better off for it. Merry Christmas to you and your bald ass friends!!!!😂🤣

  • @breakfreebefree6852
    @breakfreebefree6852 2 роки тому +4

    An airman who hates flying? Tyler.... we need a detailed explanation. It's like a devil dog afraid to swim.

  • @nopewmopan
    @nopewmopan 2 роки тому +11

    It's one thing to make a joke "too soon" or in "poor taste." It's a completely different level when the person accused of murder is making the murder jokes. I was floored when that O.J. clip first aired.

  • @theguru143
    @theguru143 2 роки тому +13

    OMG, if those Kamala clips were on "if you cringe, you lose" then the entire world would be doing a punishment. I spent that entire clip with my face scrunched up

    • @1eyedjacksRwild
      @1eyedjacksRwild 2 роки тому

      How about calling them " If Kamala laughs we all lose"?

  • @reluctantly_human77
    @reluctantly_human77 2 роки тому

    The entire video was beyond worth it for Tyler’s face during the Cackling Kamala compilation.
    And IRL Peter Griffin.

  • @czntrm
    @czntrm 2 роки тому +4

    "Look at me...
    ... I'm gonna kill you."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    That killed me! I haven't laughed that hard in 12 hours! 😂

  • @larayrosenberry103
    @larayrosenberry103 2 роки тому +19

    Dude Zed always delivers 150%

  • @Americancitizen1
    @Americancitizen1 2 роки тому

    The vacuum prank was gold!

  • @merryhineline7781
    @merryhineline7781 2 роки тому +7

    When I was little, my parents took the family to Santa’s Village each year before Christmas. They had a 6ft “North Pole” made of ice. I decided to lick the ice to see if North Pole ice tasted different than the ice in our freezer. Of course, my tongue became stuck and I started to cry because everyone was laughing so hard there were tears in their eyes.

  • @stephsman51
    @stephsman51 2 роки тому +31

    I genuinely laughed this time. It doesn't happen every time so well done Tyler lol

  • @angieburnett4341
    @angieburnett4341 2 роки тому +2

    I lost in 3 seconds. Great episode, laughed a lot on this one! Thanks as always for keeping laughter in our lives. 💞

    • @athel10
      @athel10 2 роки тому +1

      same here. Love Zed soooo much !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @kumaahito3927
    @kumaahito3927 2 роки тому +51

    They should give out fliers with the burger that tells you the amount you'd need to exercise to get rid of that amount of calories (roughly). People have no idea simply that pushing a few times doesn't do shit.

    • @jazzyj7834
      @jazzyj7834 2 роки тому +10

      I work a very physical job, and I'm on my feet all week. I decided to get a step counter last week to see how much I really walk. Between December 26th and Jan 1st, I walked 47.4 miles while at work. This was 19 hours of pure walking, not including any lifting or what I did while in place. How many calories did this burn, a little over 4200. How many calories are in a big mac meal? Just shy of 1100.
      You'd have to walk almost 10 miles for every big mac meal just to break even. If I ate 5 big mac meals, I'd have canceled out over 100,000 steps I did that week.
      Pedaling a bike for 15 minutes ain't going to do anything for you.

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 2 роки тому +2

      @@jazzyj7834 I went from that to a sit down job.

    • @SamtheBravesFan
      @SamtheBravesFan 2 роки тому +3

      That's why exercise itself isn't a weight reducer. It helps, but hou have to cut your calories or change your diet.

    • @_AndromedaGalaxy_
      @_AndromedaGalaxy_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@SamtheBravesFan as a diabetic i completely agree.

    • @Zulu2020
      @Zulu2020 2 роки тому

      You sound like a liberal trying to take care of the world

  • @jayeclements6452
    @jayeclements6452 2 роки тому +5

    The O J Simpson excerpt is from an interview with Ruby Wax and was first broadcast in 1998. Ruby is originally from the US but has lived and worked in the UK for many years. She's done some interesting interviews, including one with Donald Trump where he propositioned her, but this is probably her most well known.
    As someone who works in psychology and has an extensive knowledge of body language, I have rarely seen anyone as guilty as O J.

    • @ElCid48
      @ElCid48 2 роки тому

      what happen to him in the trail was getting off because you are black

  • @rhonda8231
    @rhonda8231 2 роки тому +5

    That girl that got her tongue stuck was funny. When I went to school in Saskatchewan long time ago every recess the teachers would have water onto boil. There was always multiple kids who would get our tongues frozen. They would bring out boiling water. It was so cold that by the time they would get to us it would be cooling off. Fun times....BTW you would typically lose the skin on your tongue for a couple days. But it was all good. Now they have things like snow days and staying in for recess, crazy lol

    • @dallymoo7816
      @dallymoo7816 2 роки тому

      What if you gave no water... lol spit?

  • @donnabrockable
    @donnabrockable 2 роки тому +8

    Laughed my freakin ass off. Good luck to you sir on making me laugh Sunday! Gauntlet served!

  • @deadlybladesmith3093
    @deadlybladesmith3093 2 роки тому +12

    The girl having her sweatshirt almost eaten by the mixer reminded me of what can happen if you screw up with an angle grinder. Except its about much worse, and bloody.

  • @SaintMatthieuSimard
    @SaintMatthieuSimard 2 роки тому

    I lost at 2nd. Couldn't help it. Too funny to see them fail that hug and crumble!

  • @GageLawrinse
    @GageLawrinse 2 роки тому +48

    "Get ready BAL, you're gone in fer a problem."
    The funny thing is I can understand Lyle perfectly... "Over there in that creek bed I found a couple Shoshone arrowheads."

    • @DragonAurora
      @DragonAurora 2 роки тому +5

      That's what I heard as well.

    • @IAmNoeyes
      @IAmNoeyes 2 роки тому +3

      Lyle was awesome, he is the egg cracker, and the arrowhead finder.
      Napoleon Dynamite is one of the best movies ever made. I watched it in the theater like 5 times. Then bought the DVD and watched it like 100 times.

  • @anthoniebouchard2448
    @anthoniebouchard2448 2 роки тому +14

    The slow mo, sledding faceplant got me pretty good. I can just picture the crevasse that guy's face carved into the snow 😂

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 2 роки тому +1

      SNOW-motion video----LOL

  • @josephfergestrom842
    @josephfergestrom842 2 роки тому

    Yo Tyler, that one inch punch is real. Speed and power.

  • @AlexandraVioletta
    @AlexandraVioletta 2 роки тому +6

    I absolutely love your videos.
    Always makes me laugh 😁