I love it when someone asks me to contact them or their business on Facebook. I really _must_ tell them that I can't. I explain that as a Conservative, Facebook didn't like me using the truth in discussions. They especially hated it when I'd go after their asshole "Factchecker's" and use truth and logic to destroy their weak, pathetic arguments and excuses. My comments never lasted long, they _did_ get to have the last word, but there's no way I'd let those turds bend me over. So, long story short, I've been banned. ✌😎
It is said that Winston Churchill said something similar to Lady Astor. Of course, it was tea, and Churchill was probably drunk, and it may never have happened, but still it's one of the snappiest comebacks ever.
Woman heckler : "I wouldn't vote for you if you were the Archangel Gabriel." Australian Prime Minister Robert Menzies: "If I were the Archangel Gabriel, Madam, I am afraid you would not be in my constituency."
Also check out Revenge of the Cis, Daywave Radio, and Dregworks. Revenge of the Cis sometimes gets a strike so they then put their episodes on ROTC Clips which is kind of a backup channel. Also their episodes are kind of long so i just skip to when they are reacting to stuff. They are hecka funny and legit so legit that they can’t even get their show monetized on youtube.
@@michelmirmartinez A HS guidance counselor said I should be a lawyer. I responded that I can't lie with a straight face. (Truth---It's been a life-long handicap).
That clip of Eric Swalwell loudly soiling himself on live television never gets old. The best part is how after he does it, he grins like a little baby that just finished filling its diaper.
At this point I feel bad for the Chinese spy who slept with him. No one should have to be there. Idc if they are the enemy that's just cruel and unusual.
"Men pick their favorite sports teams when they're like 11...". Women oughtta love this about men. It shows that we're loyal and can tolerate years of abuse without backing out of our commitment.
Hi 👋 I absolutely love your show!!! My husband and I watch them every time you post. I have a suggestion. It might be fun to ask people to post pictures of themselves if they play the game and lose. My husband and I always wonder if anyone does it and wish we could see the loosers 😂 (I loose 🤣🤣🤣 every time but still have not done any of the punishments) Anyway, we wish you a happy new year 🎆 Thanks Holly
this guy has been the one thing i found during these times. he delivers weeks after weeks... one of those hidden youtube gem :) From a french canadian!
"So, with this minimum wage law, you tell me how much I have to pay my workers, even though I don't work for the government, and they don't work for the government? _"Yes."_ "And you also have to pay the same minimum wage?" _"Yes"_ "And when I run out of money, I close my business, and when you run out of money..." _"We print more."_
I was just dropping off to sleep while listening to Zed's latest episode of "You Laugh You Lose" when I was startled awake by him saying, "I don't know who needs to hear this but you still have clothes in the dryer." Just 30 minutes prior my roommate told me she was doing laundry and I told her I would go ahead and take my clothes out of the dryer so I wouldn't be in her way. Then I promptly forgot and started another UA-cam video and fell asleep. Thank you Zed--your timing is impeccable! LOL.
My son has told me on several occasions that if he could have chosen his mom he would have chosen Kathy Bates ‼️I loved her in Fried Green Tomatoes 🍅 I hope that is the movie he was thinking of ‼️‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣
Yep, Just strapped sheets of plywood on the roof of the Jeep and said, That's not going anywhere. It's mandatory to do so. Don't beep at other jeeps but I've owned 5 so far.
I miss my Jeep Wrangler so much. I had it when I moved to Minnesota and it served me well. Then I took a trip to Texas and she died there. I hate Texas now, and will never return.
The Kobe meme reminded me of a very bizarre baseball record, the most career homeruns by brothers is Hank and Tommie Aaron. Hank hit 755, Tommie hit 13.
Most points by brother's in the NHL, same story, the Gretzky's. Brent had like 2 points in a maybe hour and a half long career with the lightning and then, you know, there's Wayne.
@@scottderkson1336 Bobby Bonds Jr. had a brief pro baseball career, but he never played in the majors. If he had just hit 8 homeruns, him and Barry would have broken the Aaron's record🤣
I waited 84 episodes to watch a you laugh you lose after seeing them on my feed. It was much better than I thought. I actually kept laughing about Tyler’s response to the butt napkins my liege and to the Jeff Bezos credit card info scam ones.
Welcome. Well, you've got the best possible excuse to have a binge, right? 😏 The vast majority of my laughter is also brought on by Zed's reactions. Him laughing can start me off but I usually lose it when he treats us to one of his many lost-for-words expressions of shock and/or disbelief. 🤣
I remember watching Hollywood Squares as a child and seeing sponsors proclaim: "If it doesn't say Amana, it's not a Radar Range." That's what Amana called their microwaves because back around WWII a guy discovered if he stood in front of the RADAR dish the chocolate bar in his pants pocket would melt. No word on what affect it had on the rest of the contents of his pants.
I’ve spent a lot of time being swept by air search radar while on deck watch. You can hear the radiation on your handheld radio every time it swings by. NONE of the other sailors I worked with had male children. I waited a few years after I got out of the Navy to have kids. It was a boy.
Love this every time it is on my IPad and I am going to be a young 79 in March. Keep up your good work Tyler as you make me have some laughs every single time.
Well he will probably pull a leftist. Rules don't apply to him. Case in point he shaved his 70's porn star mustache after 2 weeks during no shave November
My grandmother told me the the phrase “slept like a baby” meant you slept like you didn’t have a care in the world.... It’s the blissful ignorance of a baby, they worry about nothing because they’re responsible for nothing - if that makes sense. 🙃
@@psum6537 - I explained it for anyone who actually wanted to know .... my comment clearly wasn’t for you. Couldn’t you have just kept scrolling until you found one that was ... who’s taking things too serious now??
14:09…That’s going to be one awesome story for the grandkids! “None of you would be here if Grandpa didn’t punch that great white shark to save your grandma!”
I actually still kept last years resolution. I call out stupidity whenever and wherever I see it and confront the person(s) personally and it has been WONDERFUL!
Truly amazing how AB was able to skip and jump and run off the field, only later explaining he had bone fragments moving about in his ankle, which caused him to refuse to go back onto the field and play. He really must have the brain of a grape to have come up with that one.
I just claim diarrhea. I can also vomit any time if i want. Depends on the situation. The puke thing works every time, for sure. It is a... talent. If they really annoy me i puke on them... save that one for the real assholes. Everyone feels bad for you, and you make your exit. I have said too much, i think. Hope nobody i puked on finds this post.
I think one of Nancy's arrows in her quiver was actually jan-6. I remember all the comments then about how she blew a fuse or glitch in matrix. I saw it as a "woops I almost fell for the question" moment. She had to say something.... anything, to cover her almost blunder.
For those who argue with people on the internet...Fighting With Someone On The Internet is like Competing in The Special Olympics...Even If You Win You’re Still Retaded...
I was just in Tesco this morning and didn't see any signs telling me not to throw cabbage at staff, but almost every big store, and certainly every government office has a sign that says not to be "abusive to staff" since it is illegal to hurt anybody's feelings here. Why do think everybody always tell you everything is "lovely"?
Meh, I have an iPhone and I don't have that problem. I went through more charge cords with my Kindle by accidently bending the plug when the Kindle fell on the floor.
I used to pick my favorite team based on the state in which I live. When I was in my early 20s, I started watching Michael Jordan and started picking my favorite team based on my favorite player (not necessarily GOAT like Michael Jordan) so my favorite team can change when my favorite player moves to a new team or I get a new favorite player. That leaves a lot less overall disappointment based on my players' performances rather than JUST the teams' performance.
@@tylerchapman9234 Small world...I was a Tom Brady fan from watching him play for the University of Michigan and 'followed' him to the Patriots. I loved watching him, Gronk, Hernandez (RIP), etc. 'own' football for so long. I was pissed when Belichick let him go to the Buccaneers but freaking thrilled when they won the Super Bowl last year. I too want them to win it all. Oh...BTW...I HATE Aaron Rodgers and the Packers and wish nothing but losses for them. If/when they meet in the playoffs, I will be rooting HARD for Tampa Bay.
Back in the 70s, there was a TV ad for Amanda Radar Range (early micro-wave) where a man asks "does it brown the meat?". That was huge when I was in HS.
Microwave commercials were a thing in the 70s, when they were new and hardly anyone had them. I think now they’re considered a necessity that doesn’t require advertising.
4:41 Shows how much she knows. I've been a Pacers fan since I was 11 and frankly I marvel at how upset people get over them when they have half the team injured and put out for the coof. Now, the Braves before this season, that's another story. And I was 8 when I first started liking them.
I have no respect for anyone who picks "their" teams by won/loss record. I know people who have the jerseys of the last ten Super Bowl Winners in their closets, and wear them until they next year. They will be buying another one this year.
Not only chewing with mouth closed... and quite. BUT also not stuffing food into your mouth BEFORE you've even swallowed the first shovel full.... making you breathe all heavy. No one is going to steal your dammmn food.
Razgriz......my God....what other stunning surprises await for me to discover? I’m not sure I’m ready ....I’ll try to keep my eyes and ears open for what awaits....but....it the adjusting to these cold hard truths that I’m dreading.
They have us duped. I was checking out the Greek alphabet and omicron literally means “little o”. Lol, which means that this so-called variant isn’t serious or doesn’t really exist. Smh, it’s sad out here
Yep, at 10:38 I paused to go shop for the tp holder, found it, bought it, returned for more laughs and still not doing the punishment. Carry on good sir.
Actually, if you put Ketchup in your gas tank, it can often save more than 55% on gas. There's a good chance it'll burn 100% less gas after putting Ketchup in the tank.
Good morning, Sunday morning!
Morning Tyler!
Good Sunday morning!!
What if someone already has a head like Dr. Phil's? Lol
Good Morning 🌄
It is time.
Getting a "strike" on UA-cam or Twitter isn't a "felony"; it's a badge of honor.
Or a ban on reddit
Like the Red Badge of Courage
It probably means you're on to something, and they don't want you to investigate further.
I love it when someone asks me to contact them or their business on Facebook. I really _must_ tell them that I can't. I explain that as a Conservative, Facebook didn't like me using the truth in discussions. They especially hated it when I'd go after their asshole "Factchecker's" and use truth and logic to destroy their weak, pathetic arguments and excuses. My comments never lasted long, they _did_ get to have the last word, but there's no way I'd let those turds bend me over.
So, long story short, I've been banned. ✌😎
Woman: If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your beer.
Man: If you were my wife, I’d drink it.
It is said that Winston Churchill said something similar to Lady Astor. Of course, it was tea, and Churchill was probably drunk, and it may never have happened, but still it's one of the snappiest comebacks ever.
@@howardsmith9342 😂 apparently Churchill was renown for his sardonic wit and biting comebacks…and that one is HILARIOUS!
That made me laugh out loud. That's a rare thing for me.
Woman heckler : "I wouldn't vote for you if you were the Archangel Gabriel."
Australian Prime Minister Robert Menzies: "If I were the Archangel Gabriel, Madam, I am afraid you would not be in my constituency."
I would like to thank you Tyler, for being the only place I can hear somebody normal talk on TV. your show is as good as it gets
Check out Salty Cracker, Liberal Hivemind, Mark Dice, Black Conservative Perspective, The Officer Tatum, and Tim Pool. They're all great.
Also, louder with crowder, ben Shapiro, and believe it or not Russell brand
Also check out Revenge of the Cis, Daywave Radio, and Dregworks. Revenge of the Cis sometimes gets a strike so they then put their episodes on ROTC Clips which is kind of a backup channel. Also their episodes are kind of long so i just skip to when they are reacting to stuff. They are hecka funny and legit so legit that they can’t even get their show monetized on youtube.
@@ColoredDoctor I am laughing at your reply right now. I am going to fully incorporate the word hecka into my vocabulary from now on😂
What do you call a lawyer with a IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Senator.
LET'S GO BRANDON.
Go share that on Mr. Reagan’s channel
I am a lawyer and your made me laugh brother.
I agree...
Lol
@@michelmirmartinez A HS guidance counselor said I should be a lawyer. I responded that I can't lie with a straight face. (Truth---It's been a life-long handicap).
That clip of Eric Swalwell loudly soiling himself on live television never gets old. The best part is how after he does it, he grins like a little baby that just finished filling its diaper.
Because he is a little baby that just finished filling it's diaper.
Not to mention the pause and squeeze method before the smirk...
That clip just shows us, Swalwell is presidential material.
At this point I feel bad for the Chinese spy who slept with him. No one should have to be there. Idc if they are the enemy that's just cruel and unusual.
Seems like he got some rocket style thrust out of it too. ⬆️💨⬆️
"Men pick their favorite sports teams when they're like 11...". Women oughtta love this about men. It shows that we're loyal and can tolerate years of abuse without backing out of our commitment.
This has to be nearly two straight years of Tyler on Sunday. Nothing else in my life has this level of consistency.
I look for them too. The repetitive intro sucks, but it is worth it.
... your poor employer
Try adding Fleccas on rumble every Friday. Guaranteed you can't stop watching...its insane.
@@mmercier0921 gives me a minute to get coffee
My pooping doesn't even have this level of consistency
I have a confession: I have never won a "You Laugh you lose" but I have also never went through with the punishment. Come at me bro! Patriot Rebel!
Go get the Dr. Phill.
This comment made me lose
But are you a REAL rebel?
@@carloselizondo7671 it's NOT the Dr. Phil you Gen z kids! It's the George Costanza.
Alexa...play Fortunate Son
Hi 👋
I absolutely love your show!!! My husband and I watch them every time you post.
I have a suggestion.
It might be fun to ask people to post pictures of themselves if they play the game and lose.
My husband and I always wonder if anyone does it and wish we could see the loosers 😂 (I loose 🤣🤣🤣 every time but still have not done any of the punishments)
Anyway, we wish you a happy new year 🎆
Thanks
Holly
The punishment of eating that thing off president potatoes face makes me gag every time I think of it.
Omg yes def ask ppl to post the pics of them doing the punishments! I have also wondered the same thing! Never thought of pics tho!!
"Nevermind" is the best way to describe Joe Biden
"Pay no mind" also comes to my head.
Obama runs the caliphate from the WH
Don't look behind the curtain
I just think he was there when the last mammoth flew.
@@In.Darkness lol yeah it's like the scene in the wizard of oz when the dog opens the curtain and totally ruins the "wizard's" scheme
@@franklinstower6721 Exactly! Send in the TOTO 🤣
Really glad to see you closing in on a million subscribers, Zed. Been here since about 50k and you always provide the lolz.
Thanks for the laughs
Go get the Dr. Phill.
I didn’t even notice he’s at over 800k now. That’s something to celebrate!
this guy has been the one thing i found during these times. he delivers weeks after weeks... one of those hidden youtube gem :) From a french canadian!
weird flex
@@carloselizondo7671 depends, only if he liked the video, otherwise he never signed up for agreeing with the terms.
"So, with this minimum wage law, you tell me how much I have to pay my workers, even though I don't work for the government, and they don't work for the government?
_"Yes."_
"And you also have to pay the same minimum wage?"
_"Yes"_
"And when I run out of money, I close my business, and when you run out of money..."
_"We print more."_
I was just dropping off to sleep while listening to Zed's latest episode of "You Laugh You Lose" when I was startled awake by him saying, "I don't know who needs to hear this but you still have clothes in the dryer." Just 30 minutes prior my roommate told me she was doing laundry and I told her I would go ahead and take my clothes out of the dryer so I wouldn't be in her way. Then I promptly forgot and started another UA-cam video and fell asleep. Thank you Zed--your timing is impeccable! LOL.
That's pretty funny!
Hey Tyler, I noticed that you laughed quite a bit can't wait to see you rocking that dr. Phil cut.
Greatest comeback of all time, "I punched a shark for you". Argument over.
Big tech: we have to stop the spreading of misinformation.
Also big tech: put ketchup in your gas tank
I’ve seen that ad all over Facebook. Got told irs not a scam.
That haircut isn’t so much the “dr Phil,” as much as it is “the brian Stelter.”
We all got to look that and have the Voice that never changes
Or Joe Rogan
There is only one option for the doctor phil and thats grow it long , dread lock it and become the preadator
@5:56 -- I just watched this. Technically this IS TRUE. Betty White DID say this! It was part of her on David Letterman, reading a Top Ten List.
As a Canadian, I can confirm that ketchup has indeed lowered my car's fuel consumption, but almost by a staggering 100%!!!
An extra bottle will reduce fuel consumption by 200%
Go get the Dr. Phill.
@@carloselizondo7671 You keep telling peeps this. Did you-that's the question.
🇨🇦
Did you use French's ketchup? Cuz if you use Heinz that might have been the problem
In the UK there were a guy who got sentenced to prison sharing content on social media that "offending" someone.
My favorites are the "that didn't age well' pieces. It is unfortunate that mainstream media doesn't share those with the masses.
Kathy Bates scares the crap out of me. Ever sense I saw what she did to James Cann in Misery I have been terrified of her.
My son has told me on several occasions that if he could have chosen his mom he would have chosen Kathy Bates ‼️I loved her in Fried Green Tomatoes 🍅 I hope that is the movie he was thinking of ‼️‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣
You should see Dolores Claiborne. Awesome and just as scary there !
To tell you the truth , waking up to Nancy pelosi telling you it s Sunday morning ain t that soothing when you went to sleep on a Wednesday in 2021.
Yep, Just strapped sheets of plywood on the roof of the Jeep and said, That's not going anywhere. It's mandatory to do so.
Don't beep at other jeeps but I've owned 5 so far.
Thats a lie! That plywood is going up on the roof, along with the Jeep.
I miss my Jeep Wrangler so much. I had it when I moved to Minnesota and it served me well. Then I took a trip to Texas and she died there. I hate Texas now, and will never return.
Only noobs and psychos beep at other jeeps. The rest of us wave!
The beep thing is left over from VW bugs in the '50s.
That toot coming out of Swalwell is the only meaningful and cogent sound to have emerged from his body.
Tyler owes us a “Dr Phil” hair cut too.
Yep. Caught that. 5:40, people. I look forward to seeing his new doo.
@@evanwindom3265 I would settle if he wore a pineapple beret in his hair.
In response to AOC, I'm not into bestiality. Also you're only dating a tall ginger since you mistook him for a giant carrot.
The shade 😎
I can’t imagine how dumb he must be to be able to carry on a conversation with AOC
Bestiality? A talking bobblehead is not an animal.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 She resembles her party's mascot. Look at them chompers.
My dog Schatzi wasn't a bobblehead. But she *was* a ______ .
Tyler, I'm always smiling as I click on your videos. I KNOW it's going to be good. Thank you.
The punishment is far too severe this time, Tyler. It might even violate the Geneva Convention.
Go get the Dr. Phill.
@@carloselizondo7671 its the George Costanza
I wish I had that much hair.
Cruel and unusual punishment...I agree!
Sh violates the constitution as well. This falls under unusual most definitely.
Joke's on Tyler, I already have that haircut.
I'll be laughing the whole video!
Me too, Ryan…me too.
Was just about to make this exact same comment. Lol.
Cheers brothers!!!
Me too
Same!
Me too. Some of us are just naturally gifted.
The reminder of the clothes in the dryer followed by butt napkins had me busting up laughing
The Kobe meme reminded me of a very bizarre baseball record, the most career homeruns by brothers is Hank and Tommie Aaron. Hank hit 755, Tommie hit 13.
Most points by brother's in the NHL, same story, the Gretzky's. Brent had like 2 points in a maybe hour and a half long career with the lightning and then, you know, there's Wayne.
@@scottderkson1336 Bobby Bonds Jr. had a brief pro baseball career, but he never played in the majors. If he had just hit 8 homeruns, him and Barry would have broken the Aaron's record🤣
I think the phrase "I slept like a baby"
Is referring to being carefree, like don't toss n turn or lay there and think for hours.
Gee, thanks for explaining it all
I slept like a baby, not with that reasoning.
Or it could be the whiskey they’d give them for teething
I waited 84 episodes to watch a you laugh you lose after seeing them on my feed. It was much better than I thought. I actually kept laughing about Tyler’s response to the butt napkins my liege and to the Jeff Bezos credit card info scam ones.
Welcome. Well, you've got the best possible excuse to have a binge, right? 😏
The vast majority of my laughter is also brought on by Zed's reactions. Him laughing can start me off but I usually lose it when he treats us to one of his many lost-for-words expressions of shock and/or disbelief. 🤣
Dude you are blessed. You won't be bored for the following month lol. Definitely catch up
Today's Try Not To Laugh was way funnier than this even
Kayaking with the manatees in Florida, a great bastion of Freedom, watching my man Tyler. Perfect Sunday.
Gotta say I’m jealous.
Me too 😞
I remember watching Hollywood Squares as a child and seeing sponsors proclaim: "If it doesn't say Amana, it's not a Radar Range." That's what Amana called their microwaves because back around WWII a guy discovered if he stood in front of the RADAR dish the chocolate bar in his pants pocket would melt. No word on what affect it had on the rest of the contents of his pants.
There IS word on the effects, but they aren't pleasant.😬
I’ve spent a lot of time being swept by air search radar while on deck watch. You can hear the radiation on your handheld radio every time it swings by. NONE of the other sailors I worked with had male children. I waited a few years after I got out of the Navy to have kids. It was a boy.
@@DeltaVTX there's an interesting research topic! How would high frequencies affect gamete sex determination factors
😂🤪😂🤪 this is so educational!!?
@@DeltaVTX it’s proven that radiation takes a leg off of x’s and turns them into y’s. Hope he’s not trans later
These videos are always worth sharing!
Love this every time it is on my IPad and I am going to be a young 79 in March. Keep up your good work Tyler as you make me have some laughs every single time.
Happy early birthday. Keep that humor
Hey granny!
Tyler, you laughed at the first joke can't wait to see your new haircut
His hat would always cover it up 😅
Well he will probably pull a leftist.
Rules don't apply to him.
Case in point he shaved his 70's porn star mustache after 2 weeks during no shave November
We all need to hold him to this!
That drone clip at 4:20 got me soo good.... I hurt myself laughing so hard.
My grandmother told me the the phrase “slept like a baby” meant you slept like you didn’t have a care in the world....
It’s the blissful ignorance of a baby, they worry about nothing because they’re responsible for nothing - if that makes sense. 🙃
Go get the Dr. Phill.
Gosh, buzz kill, it was meant as a joke. Can’t you just laugh? Isn’t that why you’re here?
@@psum6537 - I explained it for anyone who actually wanted to know .... my comment clearly wasn’t for you.
Couldn’t you have just kept scrolling until you found one that was ... who’s taking things too serious now??
I have seen you laugh at a fart joke and I’ve seen you try and hold back the last many times Tyler 😂😂😂
14:09…That’s going to be one awesome story for the grandkids!
“None of you would be here if Grandpa didn’t punch that great white shark to save your grandma!”
Tyler laughed at least 3 times. He has to do the punishment
"You have to get this haircut."
Way ahead of you, dude. The cul-de-sac is a classic.
Could you imagine being Gislaine Maxwell, feverishly trying to name names, that no one in power wants to hear.
Can't let the public know that half the residents in d. C. Are clients huh
She’s just a distraction. Her and ep..stein blackmailed high-level people for mossad.
I laughed several times but the joke is on you Zed. I'm 56, I already have the Dr. Phil!
It gives me a great excuse to not shave my head this week.
Best birthday present. Get to go to church and see this in the same day on my birthday
I actually still kept last years resolution. I call out stupidity whenever and wherever I see it and confront the person(s) personally and it has been WONDERFUL!
Keep it up, bro! U fight a good fight.
I hope the dentist you have seen many times this year doesn't say anything stupid.
@@richardbauer3327 He said he loves the Kimber 1911 I got, your turn. The AK-47 is pretty sweet too, all of them.
@@richardbauer3327 maybe Ill pay you a visit, we'll see how long that x ray device can stay running for.
@@richardbauer3327 They used to call him Dick Bicuspid chatter troth, ya 3 rivers filling the guy up.
Truly amazing how AB was able to skip and jump and run off the field, only later explaining he had bone fragments moving about in his ankle, which caused him to refuse to go back onto the field and play. He really must have the brain of a grape to have come up with that one.
I just claim diarrhea. I can also vomit any time if i want. Depends on the situation. The puke thing works every time, for sure. It is a... talent.
If they really annoy me i puke on them... save that one for the real assholes. Everyone feels bad for you, and you make your exit.
I have said too much, i think. Hope nobody i puked on finds this post.
Fact check: true
@@mmercier0921 excellent advice
I'm not a fan of the guy, but in fairness: he may have CTE
To be fair, field play is dramatically more vigorous than jumping and running around on your own.
Tyler, Pete Davidson is a close second to Beetlejuice, but the real Beetlejuice is Lori Lightfoot 😁
George - "To be clear you're not taking any arrows out of your quiver. You're not ruling anything."
Nancy - "Good morning... Sunday morning..."
I remember being so confused when I saw that live..
I think one of Nancy's arrows in her quiver was actually jan-6.
I remember all the comments then about how she blew a fuse or glitch in matrix. I saw it as a "woops I almost fell for the question" moment. She had to say something.... anything, to cover her almost blunder.
These videos are perfect to start my mornings before work, thanks Zed, your hilarious memes and reactions make my day just a bit brighter 🙂
Go get the Dr. Phill.
"YourWaifu Nextdoor"...
So what's that supposed to mean? You're a good looking woman that looks like some anime character or something?
Same waifu I head out Sunday mornings on the road truckin and its definitely a great way to start the day off while cooking breakfast 😁
Same going on here, For over a year now it's not Sunday without Zed.
On sundays?where the hell do you work?
For those who argue with people on the internet...Fighting With Someone On The Internet is like Competing in The Special Olympics...Even If You Win You’re Still Retaded...
I remember when getting offended got you slammed and made fun of by all your friends for being a baby 😂😂.. ahhhh, good times 🙌🏼
We need those times back those were the days👍
Reading the comments is almost as good as the video. Tyler, you should share a few every time.
The comments on yt is the main reason i cant delete it.i love the comments😂😂😂
I was just in Tesco this morning and didn't see any signs telling me not to throw cabbage at staff, but almost every big store, and certainly every government office has a sign that says not to be "abusive to staff" since it is illegal to hurt anybody's feelings here. Why do think everybody always tell you everything is "lovely"?
The Apple charging cord situation is definitely a problem that we as a species should resolve and punish those responsible accordingly.
Or just get a Samsung...wait, same problem.
just quit buying shit product. boom,done.
Whip them with the cord! But we can’t hang them with it, it’ll just break…
Meh, I have an iPhone and I don't have that problem. I went through more charge cords with my Kindle by accidently bending the plug when the Kindle fell on the floor.
Super glue!
Tyler, you laughed. Several times. Can't wait to see you in the Dr. Phil haircut.
Rules for thee not for me
I used to pick my favorite team based on the state in which I live. When I was in my early 20s, I started watching Michael Jordan and started picking my favorite team based on my favorite player (not necessarily GOAT like Michael Jordan) so my favorite team can change when my favorite player moves to a new team or I get a new favorite player. That leaves a lot less overall disappointment based on my players' performances rather than JUST the teams' performance.
I found out that I was a Brady fan and despite being from Boston I want Tampa Bay to win it all
@@tylerchapman9234 Small world...I was a Tom Brady fan from watching him play for the University of Michigan and 'followed' him to the Patriots. I loved watching him, Gronk, Hernandez (RIP), etc. 'own' football for so long. I was pissed when Belichick let him go to the Buccaneers but freaking thrilled when they won the Super Bowl last year. I too want them to win it all. Oh...BTW...I HATE Aaron Rodgers and the Packers and wish nothing but losses for them. If/when they meet in the playoffs, I will be rooting HARD for Tampa Bay.
I’m only mad that someone STILL wants to be in AOC’s guts.
Unfortunately for me, getting a Dr Phil style is not a matter of cutting my hair, but of actually growing it out. Lol 😂
Never seen an ad for hair brushes or combs and almost every house has one.
Tyler: Cool vehicles, I'm not judging you.
Also Tyler, without taking a breath: You guys are nuts.
I really needed this this morning. Thanks Tyler and crew.
Back in the 70s, there was a TV ad for Amanda Radar Range (early micro-wave) where a man asks "does it brown the meat?". That was huge when I was in HS.
Microwave commercials were a thing in the 70s, when they were new and hardly anyone had them. I think now they’re considered a necessity that doesn’t require advertising.
Radarange!
Like cars? Lol
4:41 Shows how much she knows. I've been a Pacers fan since I was 11 and frankly I marvel at how upset people get over them when they have half the team injured and put out for the coof. Now, the Braves before this season, that's another story. And I was 8 when I first started liking them.
Go get the Dr. Phill.
The Braves... Came here to say that!
I have no respect for anyone who picks "their" teams by won/loss record. I know people who have the jerseys of the last ten Super Bowl Winners in their closets, and wear them until they next year. They will be buying another one this year.
I say we pick our teams and be upset for the reat of our life is to prepare for marriage. . . . 😆
G Maxwell also had a little black book with names in it..... the judge blocked its release saying there's no need for "name-dropping".....
I chose Toad. He was always had the fastest acceleration from my experience.
“I wanna be a Billionaire, like my Uncle!”
“Your uncle’s a Billionaire???”
“Naaa, he just wants to be a Billionaire… too” 😖
I'm working on my second billion. I gave up on the first, so...
I pick Toad everytime. handles turning corners better than most :)
7 minutes and 1.2k likes. It’s ridiculous how good these are that they are that anticipated.
The "take me to your leader" got an audible giggle out of me!
Betty will be missed very much. She was indeed a ray of sunshine.
"And the Austin powers teeth"... I laughed so hard it echoed through my house 🤣
No, Tyler, they're not lying about 55% lower fuel consumption after applying HEINTZ Ketchup. I think the percentages is actually even higher.
That Jeff Bezos one. Dang, poor Murry lmao
Zed: "if you have your tree still up, shame on you! That's a sin."
My confessor: "do you want to come to a Christmas party this Sunday?"
Christmas is 12/24 - 2/2
Leave the trees up
@@sharronanton2315 my tree is still up!
The sleep quote by Betty is an actual quote. There's clips of her actually saying it. I think it was on Jimmy Kimmel but I wouldn't swear to it😉
21:01
Grandpa has a better fighting chance than any Gen Z I've met
Not only chewing with mouth closed... and quite.
BUT also not stuffing food into your mouth BEFORE you've even swallowed the first shovel full.... making you breathe all heavy. No one is going to steal your dammmn food.
😂😂🤪😂🤪❤️💕
Those are the people that were either in prison or the military. LOL
"I'm not judging you. . . but you guys are nuts"
-Tyler Zed, 2022
Quits in the middle of a game. Sounds like Time Magazine found another athlete of the year.
fun fact: the plungers you see in cartoons aren't designed for toilets, they're meant to unclog tubs.
Who would have guessed
Back to square one...
Razgriz......my God....what other stunning surprises await for me to discover? I’m not sure I’m ready ....I’ll try to keep my eyes and ears open for what awaits....but....it the adjusting to these cold hard truths that I’m dreading.
2022…. Now it’s the IMMACOLD variant…. Gotta keep it going until the midterms.
Then until the presidential election 24, then until the midterms 25, then until....
Thats Murr form impractical jokers when the guy was trying to be Jeff Bezos. 😂😂😂
That’s not the Dr. Phil haircut.. that’s the Tim Pool cut!
Go get one.
@@carloselizondo7671 dale gribble already has it underneath his hat too
I laughed, I lost, I hit replay!
Let's go Brandon!
I gotta admit I laughed my ass off at the last Jeff Bezos one.
It'll be interesting on Tuesday to see Tyler in a Dr. Phil haircut... I clearly heard him laugh.
They have us duped. I was checking out the Greek alphabet and omicron literally means “little o”. Lol, which means that this so-called variant isn’t serious or doesn’t really exist. Smh, it’s sad out here
11:20 Jan Matejko's "Stańczyk" is such a meme friendly painting :)
Yep, at 10:38 I paused to go shop for the tp holder, found it, bought it, returned for more laughs and still not doing the punishment. Carry on good sir.
Ah, I see your also a man of culture.
The Brown knight will adorn my commode henceforth as well.
@@johnboats9075 lmao not sure if this makes it better or worse, I am a 52 year old female and will be putting it in the guest bathroom
@@summerp7811 better
I need one, as well. Pure art.
@@summerp7811 Summer, if you find one let me know. I NEED this in my life. Not sure the husband will agree, but we have 2 bathrooms.
Ummm ... Tyler? That's not a "haircut," that's male-pattern baldness.
You mean other then Monks and Asian countries ?
It's Brian Stelter!
@@scottmccloud9029 is it bad that I read that in Mark dices voice. 🤣
@@saltykraken9471 umm it's a hair cut that was popular in some Asian countries ...
@@saltykraken9471 Not to funny are you? I get it was a joke. Just extremely lame one.
Toad is sneaky and underestimated in Mario Kart.
That dude sitting on the toilet with his phone looking for jobs on Indeed while at work is so totally me.
Ha ha, jokes on you Zed, I’ve already got the Dr. Phil haircut 👴🏼
Good.
Its The George Costanza not the Dr. Phil! Ugh you Gen z kids..
@@TheHeroRobertELee OK boomer
NY has pop up tents everywhere as gyms...it's hilarious
Actually, if you put Ketchup in your gas tank, it can often save more than 55% on gas. There's a good chance it'll burn 100% less gas after putting Ketchup in the tank.
Only works in diesels