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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  2 роки тому +581

    Good morning, Sunday morning!

  • @soloridertv
    @soloridertv 2 роки тому +137

    Getting a "strike" on UA-cam or Twitter isn't a "felony"; it's a badge of honor.

    • @JFDSmit-rm6tw
      @JFDSmit-rm6tw 2 роки тому +4

      Or a ban on reddit

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому +3

      Like the Red Badge of Courage

    • @thislazylife
      @thislazylife 2 роки тому +6

      It probably means you're on to something, and they don't want you to investigate further.

    • @rexeverything4578
      @rexeverything4578 2 роки тому +3

      I love it when someone asks me to contact them or their business on Facebook. I really _must_ tell them that I can't. I explain that as a Conservative, Facebook didn't like me using the truth in discussions. They especially hated it when I'd go after their asshole "Factchecker's" and use truth and logic to destroy their weak, pathetic arguments and excuses. My comments never lasted long, they _did_ get to have the last word, but there's no way I'd let those turds bend me over.
      So, long story short, I've been banned. ✌😎

  • @tom7601
    @tom7601 2 роки тому +86

    Woman: If you were my husband, I’d put poison in your beer.
    Man: If you were my wife, I’d drink it.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 2 роки тому +17

      It is said that Winston Churchill said something similar to Lady Astor. Of course, it was tea, and Churchill was probably drunk, and it may never have happened, but still it's one of the snappiest comebacks ever.

    • @mtlbstrd
      @mtlbstrd 2 роки тому +2

      @@howardsmith9342 😂 apparently Churchill was renown for his sardonic wit and biting comebacks…and that one is HILARIOUS!

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 2 роки тому

      That made me laugh out loud. That's a rare thing for me.

    • @beertruk2429
      @beertruk2429 2 роки тому +4

      Woman heckler : "I wouldn't vote for you if you were the Archangel Gabriel."
      Australian Prime Minister Robert Menzies: "If I were the Archangel Gabriel, Madam, I am afraid you would not be in my constituency."

  • @rosshumbert
    @rosshumbert 2 роки тому +79

    I would like to thank you Tyler, for being the only place I can hear somebody normal talk on TV. your show is as good as it gets

    • @MyHeadHurts32
      @MyHeadHurts32 2 роки тому +5

      Check out Salty Cracker, Liberal Hivemind, Mark Dice, Black Conservative Perspective, The Officer Tatum, and Tim Pool. They're all great.

    • @bamuz
      @bamuz 2 роки тому +3

      Also, louder with crowder, ben Shapiro, and believe it or not Russell brand

    • @ColoredDoctor
      @ColoredDoctor 2 роки тому +2

      Also check out Revenge of the Cis, Daywave Radio, and Dregworks. Revenge of the Cis sometimes gets a strike so they then put their episodes on ROTC Clips which is kind of a backup channel. Also their episodes are kind of long so i just skip to when they are reacting to stuff. They are hecka funny and legit so legit that they can’t even get their show monetized on youtube.

    • @rosshumbert
      @rosshumbert 2 роки тому

      @@ColoredDoctor I am laughing at your reply right now. I am going to fully incorporate the word hecka into my vocabulary from now on😂

  • @rkirschner7175
    @rkirschner7175 2 роки тому +79

    What do you call a lawyer with a IQ of 100?
    Your Honor.
    What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
    Senator.
    LET'S GO BRANDON.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 2 роки тому

      Go share that on Mr. Reagan’s channel

    • @michelmirmartinez
      @michelmirmartinez 2 роки тому +1

      I am a lawyer and your made me laugh brother.

    • @pennylane3746
      @pennylane3746 2 роки тому

      I agree...
      Lol

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 2 роки тому +3

      @@michelmirmartinez A HS guidance counselor said I should be a lawyer. I responded that I can't lie with a straight face. (Truth---It's been a life-long handicap).

  • @joeboyko8013
    @joeboyko8013 2 роки тому +316

    That clip of Eric Swalwell loudly soiling himself on live television never gets old. The best part is how after he does it, he grins like a little baby that just finished filling its diaper.

    • @howardsmith9342
      @howardsmith9342 2 роки тому +39

      Because he is a little baby that just finished filling it's diaper.

    • @charliedavis8894
      @charliedavis8894 2 роки тому +24

      Not to mention the pause and squeeze method before the smirk...

    • @josephgaviota
      @josephgaviota 2 роки тому +25

      That clip just shows us, Swalwell is presidential material.

    • @andrewterry9577
      @andrewterry9577 2 роки тому +24

      At this point I feel bad for the Chinese spy who slept with him. No one should have to be there. Idc if they are the enemy that's just cruel and unusual.

    • @KoshN
      @KoshN 2 роки тому +12

      Seems like he got some rocket style thrust out of it too. ⬆️💨⬆️

  • @vikingshark2634
    @vikingshark2634 2 роки тому +3

    "Men pick their favorite sports teams when they're like 11...". Women oughtta love this about men. It shows that we're loyal and can tolerate years of abuse without backing out of our commitment.

  • @jpswaddle7899
    @jpswaddle7899 2 роки тому +321

    This has to be nearly two straight years of Tyler on Sunday. Nothing else in my life has this level of consistency.

    • @mmercier0921
      @mmercier0921 2 роки тому +4

      I look for them too. The repetitive intro sucks, but it is worth it.

    • @asdrubaelvect8038
      @asdrubaelvect8038 2 роки тому +3

      ... your poor employer

    • @kelp4est
      @kelp4est 2 роки тому +1

      Try adding Fleccas on rumble every Friday. Guaranteed you can't stop watching...its insane.

    • @PolPotsPieHole
      @PolPotsPieHole 2 роки тому +2

      @@mmercier0921 gives me a minute to get coffee

    • @manuelmonarrez359
      @manuelmonarrez359 2 роки тому +8

      My pooping doesn't even have this level of consistency

  • @sonnikdoh2510
    @sonnikdoh2510 2 роки тому +176

    I have a confession: I have never won a "You Laugh you lose" but I have also never went through with the punishment. Come at me bro! Patriot Rebel!

  • @zephyrfrog26
    @zephyrfrog26 2 роки тому +22

    Hi 👋
    I absolutely love your show!!! My husband and I watch them every time you post.
    I have a suggestion.
    It might be fun to ask people to post pictures of themselves if they play the game and lose.
    My husband and I always wonder if anyone does it and wish we could see the loosers 😂 (I loose 🤣🤣🤣 every time but still have not done any of the punishments)
    Anyway, we wish you a happy new year 🎆
    Thanks
    Holly

    • @kristimcintosh7725
      @kristimcintosh7725 2 роки тому +1

      The punishment of eating that thing off president potatoes face makes me gag every time I think of it.

    • @MyHeadHurts32
      @MyHeadHurts32 2 роки тому

      Omg yes def ask ppl to post the pics of them doing the punishments! I have also wondered the same thing! Never thought of pics tho!!

  • @franklinstower6721
    @franklinstower6721 2 роки тому +130

    "Nevermind" is the best way to describe Joe Biden

    • @aikou2886
      @aikou2886 2 роки тому +8

      "Pay no mind" also comes to my head.

    • @In.Darkness
      @In.Darkness 2 роки тому +10

      Obama runs the caliphate from the WH
      Don't look behind the curtain

    • @mcuembedded
      @mcuembedded 2 роки тому +6

      I just think he was there when the last mammoth flew.

    • @franklinstower6721
      @franklinstower6721 2 роки тому +5

      @@In.Darkness lol yeah it's like the scene in the wizard of oz when the dog opens the curtain and totally ruins the "wizard's" scheme

    • @In.Darkness
      @In.Darkness 2 роки тому +5

      @@franklinstower6721 Exactly! Send in the TOTO 🤣

  • @marinejcksn1
    @marinejcksn1 2 роки тому +577

    Really glad to see you closing in on a million subscribers, Zed. Been here since about 50k and you always provide the lolz.
    Thanks for the laughs

    • @carloselizondo7671
      @carloselizondo7671 2 роки тому +12

      Go get the Dr. Phill.

    • @heavnxbound
      @heavnxbound 2 роки тому +11

      I didn’t even notice he’s at over 800k now. That’s something to celebrate!

    • @halogod5426
      @halogod5426 2 роки тому +17

      this guy has been the one thing i found during these times. he delivers weeks after weeks... one of those hidden youtube gem :) From a french canadian!

    • @clipsedrag13
      @clipsedrag13 2 роки тому +1

      weird flex

    • @samuelc6246
      @samuelc6246 2 роки тому +4

      @@carloselizondo7671 depends, only if he liked the video, otherwise he never signed up for agreeing with the terms.

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 2 роки тому +4

    "So, with this minimum wage law, you tell me how much I have to pay my workers, even though I don't work for the government, and they don't work for the government?
    _"Yes."_
    "And you also have to pay the same minimum wage?"
    _"Yes"_
    "And when I run out of money, I close my business, and when you run out of money..."
    _"We print more."_

  • @montebateman5840
    @montebateman5840 2 роки тому +189

    I was just dropping off to sleep while listening to Zed's latest episode of "You Laugh You Lose" when I was startled awake by him saying, "I don't know who needs to hear this but you still have clothes in the dryer." Just 30 minutes prior my roommate told me she was doing laundry and I told her I would go ahead and take my clothes out of the dryer so I wouldn't be in her way. Then I promptly forgot and started another UA-cam video and fell asleep. Thank you Zed--your timing is impeccable! LOL.

  • @josephsollender8487
    @josephsollender8487 2 роки тому +66

    Hey Tyler, I noticed that you laughed quite a bit can't wait to see you rocking that dr. Phil cut.

  • @valariezacharias4776
    @valariezacharias4776 2 роки тому

    Greatest comeback of all time, "I punched a shark for you". Argument over.

  • @GageLawrinse
    @GageLawrinse 2 роки тому +23

    Big tech: we have to stop the spreading of misinformation.
    Also big tech: put ketchup in your gas tank

    • @madtabby66
      @madtabby66 2 роки тому

      I’ve seen that ad all over Facebook. Got told irs not a scam.

  • @brmicmatthews8398
    @brmicmatthews8398 2 роки тому +42

    That haircut isn’t so much the “dr Phil,” as much as it is “the brian Stelter.”

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 2 роки тому +1

      We all got to look that and have the Voice that never changes

    • @sriddle3569
      @sriddle3569 2 роки тому +1

      Or Joe Rogan

    • @djdeemz7651
      @djdeemz7651 2 роки тому

      There is only one option for the doctor phil and thats grow it long , dread lock it and become the preadator

  • @Cliff_Dixon_42
    @Cliff_Dixon_42 2 роки тому +1

    @5:56 -- I just watched this. Technically this IS TRUE. Betty White DID say this! It was part of her on David Letterman, reading a Top Ten List.

  • @voyager7
    @voyager7 2 роки тому +265

    As a Canadian, I can confirm that ketchup has indeed lowered my car's fuel consumption, but almost by a staggering 100%!!!

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 2 роки тому +14

      An extra bottle will reduce fuel consumption by 200%

    • @carloselizondo7671
      @carloselizondo7671 2 роки тому +10

      Go get the Dr. Phill.

    • @DominicknRobin
      @DominicknRobin 2 роки тому +5

      @@carloselizondo7671 You keep telling peeps this. Did you-that's the question.

    • @In.Darkness
      @In.Darkness 2 роки тому +4

      🇨🇦

    • @grizzly8859
      @grizzly8859 2 роки тому +10

      Did you use French's ketchup? Cuz if you use Heinz that might have been the problem

  • @Phecabooth
    @Phecabooth 2 роки тому +10

    In the UK there were a guy who got sentenced to prison sharing content on social media that "offending" someone.

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 2 роки тому +1

    My favorites are the "that didn't age well' pieces. It is unfortunate that mainstream media doesn't share those with the masses.

  • @brettsteele7386
    @brettsteele7386 2 роки тому +32

    Kathy Bates scares the crap out of me. Ever sense I saw what she did to James Cann in Misery I have been terrified of her.

    • @susiecarrollmcvey9774
      @susiecarrollmcvey9774 2 роки тому +2

      My son has told me on several occasions that if he could have chosen his mom he would have chosen Kathy Bates ‼️I loved her in Fried Green Tomatoes 🍅 I hope that is the movie he was thinking of ‼️‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣

    • @bo2720
      @bo2720 2 роки тому

      You should see Dolores Claiborne. Awesome and just as scary there !

    • @martinemjt
      @martinemjt 2 роки тому

      To tell you the truth , waking up to Nancy pelosi telling you it s Sunday morning ain t that soothing when you went to sleep on a Wednesday in 2021.

  • @lavapix
    @lavapix 2 роки тому +74

    Yep, Just strapped sheets of plywood on the roof of the Jeep and said, That's not going anywhere. It's mandatory to do so.
    Don't beep at other jeeps but I've owned 5 so far.

    • @theeffete3396
      @theeffete3396 2 роки тому +3

      Thats a lie! That plywood is going up on the roof, along with the Jeep.

    • @simdoughnut659
      @simdoughnut659 2 роки тому +2

      I miss my Jeep Wrangler so much. I had it when I moved to Minnesota and it served me well. Then I took a trip to Texas and she died there. I hate Texas now, and will never return.

    • @RobCalhounPGH
      @RobCalhounPGH 2 роки тому +4

      Only noobs and psychos beep at other jeeps. The rest of us wave!

    • @tomfrazier1103
      @tomfrazier1103 2 роки тому +1

      The beep thing is left over from VW bugs in the '50s.

  • @wintonhudelson2252
    @wintonhudelson2252 2 роки тому

    That toot coming out of Swalwell is the only meaningful and cogent sound to have emerged from his body.

  • @JohnsonDaChumplie
    @JohnsonDaChumplie 2 роки тому +67

    Tyler owes us a “Dr Phil” hair cut too.

    • @evanwindom3265
      @evanwindom3265 2 роки тому +2

      Yep. Caught that. 5:40, people. I look forward to seeing his new doo.

    • @JohnsonDaChumplie
      @JohnsonDaChumplie 2 роки тому

      @@evanwindom3265 I would settle if he wore a pineapple beret in his hair.

  • @tdata545
    @tdata545 2 роки тому +36

    In response to AOC, I'm not into bestiality. Also you're only dating a tall ginger since you mistook him for a giant carrot.

    • @spikesgirl9371
      @spikesgirl9371 2 роки тому

      The shade 😎

    • @cardboardboxification
      @cardboardboxification 2 роки тому +3

      I can’t imagine how dumb he must be to be able to carry on a conversation with AOC

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 2 роки тому +6

      Bestiality? A talking bobblehead is not an animal.

    • @tdata545
      @tdata545 2 роки тому

      @@palaceofwisdom9448 She resembles her party's mascot. Look at them chompers.

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 2 роки тому

      My dog Schatzi wasn't a bobblehead. But she *was* a ______ .

  • @nemo227
    @nemo227 2 роки тому +24

    Tyler, I'm always smiling as I click on your videos. I KNOW it's going to be good. Thank you.

  • @Lenoh
    @Lenoh 2 роки тому +104

    The punishment is far too severe this time, Tyler. It might even violate the Geneva Convention.

    • @carloselizondo7671
      @carloselizondo7671 2 роки тому +1

      Go get the Dr. Phill.

    • @TheHeroRobertELee
      @TheHeroRobertELee 2 роки тому +3

      @@carloselizondo7671 its the George Costanza

    • @richmcintyre1178
      @richmcintyre1178 2 роки тому

      I wish I had that much hair.

    • @kimvibk9242
      @kimvibk9242 2 роки тому +2

      Cruel and unusual punishment...I agree!

    • @j-schnab6338
      @j-schnab6338 2 роки тому

      Sh violates the constitution as well. This falls under unusual most definitely.

  • @RyanVJones
    @RyanVJones 2 роки тому +133

    Joke's on Tyler, I already have that haircut.
    I'll be laughing the whole video!

  • @thorbridge9093
    @thorbridge9093 2 роки тому +5

    The reminder of the clothes in the dryer followed by butt napkins had me busting up laughing

  • @markzuckergecko621
    @markzuckergecko621 2 роки тому +36

    The Kobe meme reminded me of a very bizarre baseball record, the most career homeruns by brothers is Hank and Tommie Aaron. Hank hit 755, Tommie hit 13.

    • @scottderkson1336
      @scottderkson1336 2 роки тому +7

      Most points by brother's in the NHL, same story, the Gretzky's. Brent had like 2 points in a maybe hour and a half long career with the lightning and then, you know, there's Wayne.

    • @markzuckergecko621
      @markzuckergecko621 2 роки тому +5

      @@scottderkson1336 Bobby Bonds Jr. had a brief pro baseball career, but he never played in the majors. If he had just hit 8 homeruns, him and Barry would have broken the Aaron's record🤣

  • @halfassranch8363
    @halfassranch8363 2 роки тому +28

    I think the phrase "I slept like a baby"
    Is referring to being carefree, like don't toss n turn or lay there and think for hours.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 2 роки тому +5

      Gee, thanks for explaining it all

    • @benito2056
      @benito2056 2 роки тому +1

      I slept like a baby, not with that reasoning.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 2 роки тому

      Or it could be the whiskey they’d give them for teething

  • @BreakdancingMiracle
    @BreakdancingMiracle 2 роки тому +16

    I waited 84 episodes to watch a you laugh you lose after seeing them on my feed. It was much better than I thought. I actually kept laughing about Tyler’s response to the butt napkins my liege and to the Jeff Bezos credit card info scam ones.

    • @rexeverything4578
      @rexeverything4578 2 роки тому +3

      Welcome. Well, you've got the best possible excuse to have a binge, right? 😏
      The vast majority of my laughter is also brought on by Zed's reactions. Him laughing can start me off but I usually lose it when he treats us to one of his many lost-for-words expressions of shock and/or disbelief. 🤣

    • @oceanwaves83
      @oceanwaves83 2 роки тому +2

      Dude you are blessed. You won't be bored for the following month lol. Definitely catch up

    • @TemperedMedia
      @TemperedMedia 2 роки тому

      Today's Try Not To Laugh was way funnier than this even

  • @onyxraze
    @onyxraze 2 роки тому +11

    Kayaking with the manatees in Florida, a great bastion of Freedom, watching my man Tyler. Perfect Sunday.

  • @markseay4930
    @markseay4930 2 роки тому +18

    I remember watching Hollywood Squares as a child and seeing sponsors proclaim: "If it doesn't say Amana, it's not a Radar Range." That's what Amana called their microwaves because back around WWII a guy discovered if he stood in front of the RADAR dish the chocolate bar in his pants pocket would melt. No word on what affect it had on the rest of the contents of his pants.

    • @rondanakamura2655
      @rondanakamura2655 2 роки тому

      There IS word on the effects, but they aren't pleasant.😬

    • @DeltaVTX
      @DeltaVTX 2 роки тому +3

      I’ve spent a lot of time being swept by air search radar while on deck watch. You can hear the radiation on your handheld radio every time it swings by. NONE of the other sailors I worked with had male children. I waited a few years after I got out of the Navy to have kids. It was a boy.

    • @jcmick8430
      @jcmick8430 2 роки тому +2

      @@DeltaVTX there's an interesting research topic! How would high frequencies affect gamete sex determination factors

    • @leahg3926
      @leahg3926 2 роки тому

      😂🤪😂🤪 this is so educational!!?

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 2 роки тому

      @@DeltaVTX it’s proven that radiation takes a leg off of x’s and turns them into y’s. Hope he’s not trans later

  • @kengerman9722
    @kengerman9722 2 роки тому +2

    These videos are always worth sharing!

  • @marciakeichel3990
    @marciakeichel3990 2 роки тому +37

    Love this every time it is on my IPad and I am going to be a young 79 in March. Keep up your good work Tyler as you make me have some laughs every single time.

  • @sfrsteel
    @sfrsteel 2 роки тому +57

    Tyler, you laughed at the first joke can't wait to see your new haircut

    • @n44t3
      @n44t3 2 роки тому +1

      His hat would always cover it up 😅

    • @troypost4033
      @troypost4033 2 роки тому +3

      Well he will probably pull a leftist.
      Rules don't apply to him.
      Case in point he shaved his 70's porn star mustache after 2 weeks during no shave November

    • @DaRealKing303
      @DaRealKing303 2 роки тому +1

      We all need to hold him to this!

  • @rahxephonmanga9802
    @rahxephonmanga9802 2 роки тому +3

    That drone clip at 4:20 got me soo good.... I hurt myself laughing so hard.

  • @ketogorl
    @ketogorl 2 роки тому +23

    My grandmother told me the the phrase “slept like a baby” meant you slept like you didn’t have a care in the world....
    It’s the blissful ignorance of a baby, they worry about nothing because they’re responsible for nothing - if that makes sense. 🙃

    • @carloselizondo7671
      @carloselizondo7671 2 роки тому

      Go get the Dr. Phill.

    • @psum6537
      @psum6537 2 роки тому

      Gosh, buzz kill, it was meant as a joke. Can’t you just laugh? Isn’t that why you’re here?

    • @ketogorl
      @ketogorl 2 роки тому

      @@psum6537 - I explained it for anyone who actually wanted to know .... my comment clearly wasn’t for you.
      Couldn’t you have just kept scrolling until you found one that was ... who’s taking things too serious now??

  • @ceceliatodd4327
    @ceceliatodd4327 2 роки тому +5

    I have seen you laugh at a fart joke and I’ve seen you try and hold back the last many times Tyler 😂😂😂

  • @mr.ramjangles5165
    @mr.ramjangles5165 2 роки тому +13

    14:09…That’s going to be one awesome story for the grandkids!
    “None of you would be here if Grandpa didn’t punch that great white shark to save your grandma!”

  • @kierluke2018
    @kierluke2018 2 роки тому +17

    Tyler laughed at least 3 times. He has to do the punishment

  • @nopewmopan
    @nopewmopan 2 роки тому +1

    "You have to get this haircut."
    Way ahead of you, dude. The cul-de-sac is a classic.

  • @jamespoteat9361
    @jamespoteat9361 2 роки тому +10

    Could you imagine being Gislaine Maxwell, feverishly trying to name names, that no one in power wants to hear.

    • @benh6452
      @benh6452 2 роки тому +2

      Can't let the public know that half the residents in d. C. Are clients huh

    • @jonkR96
      @jonkR96 2 роки тому +1

      She’s just a distraction. Her and ep..stein blackmailed high-level people for mossad.

  • @fredbowers4256
    @fredbowers4256 2 роки тому +33

    I laughed several times but the joke is on you Zed. I'm 56, I already have the Dr. Phil!

    • @derekm9155
      @derekm9155 2 роки тому +5

      It gives me a great excuse to not shave my head this week.

  • @SpicyGoose.
    @SpicyGoose. 2 роки тому +1

    Best birthday present. Get to go to church and see this in the same day on my birthday

  • @ranbymonkeys2384
    @ranbymonkeys2384 2 роки тому +18

    I actually still kept last years resolution. I call out stupidity whenever and wherever I see it and confront the person(s) personally and it has been WONDERFUL!

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 2 роки тому +1

      Keep it up, bro! U fight a good fight.

    • @richardbauer3327
      @richardbauer3327 2 роки тому

      I hope the dentist you have seen many times this year doesn't say anything stupid.

    • @ranbymonkeys2384
      @ranbymonkeys2384 2 роки тому

      @@richardbauer3327 He said he loves the Kimber 1911 I got, your turn. The AK-47 is pretty sweet too, all of them.

    • @ranbymonkeys2384
      @ranbymonkeys2384 2 роки тому

      @@richardbauer3327 maybe Ill pay you a visit, we'll see how long that x ray device can stay running for.

    • @ranbymonkeys2384
      @ranbymonkeys2384 2 роки тому

      @@richardbauer3327 They used to call him Dick Bicuspid chatter troth, ya 3 rivers filling the guy up.

  • @klackon1
    @klackon1 2 роки тому +159

    Truly amazing how AB was able to skip and jump and run off the field, only later explaining he had bone fragments moving about in his ankle, which caused him to refuse to go back onto the field and play. He really must have the brain of a grape to have come up with that one.

    • @mmercier0921
      @mmercier0921 2 роки тому +16

      I just claim diarrhea. I can also vomit any time if i want. Depends on the situation. The puke thing works every time, for sure. It is a... talent.
      If they really annoy me i puke on them... save that one for the real assholes. Everyone feels bad for you, and you make your exit.
      I have said too much, i think. Hope nobody i puked on finds this post.

    • @frankthetank6558
      @frankthetank6558 2 роки тому +1

      Fact check: true

    • @brie6889
      @brie6889 2 роки тому +4

      @@mmercier0921 excellent advice

    • @jimc.goodfellas
      @jimc.goodfellas 2 роки тому +6

      I'm not a fan of the guy, but in fairness: he may have CTE

    • @HerculesBallsInc
      @HerculesBallsInc 2 роки тому +7

      To be fair, field play is dramatically more vigorous than jumping and running around on your own.

  • @kathleenthompson3140
    @kathleenthompson3140 2 роки тому +2

    Tyler, Pete Davidson is a close second to Beetlejuice, but the real Beetlejuice is Lori Lightfoot 😁

  • @ProphetJayWyatt
    @ProphetJayWyatt 2 роки тому +31

    George - "To be clear you're not taking any arrows out of your quiver. You're not ruling anything."
    Nancy - "Good morning... Sunday morning..."

    • @randyflamethrower6150
      @randyflamethrower6150 2 роки тому +6

      I remember being so confused when I saw that live..

    • @levelhead1153
      @levelhead1153 2 роки тому +5

      I think one of Nancy's arrows in her quiver was actually jan-6.
      I remember all the comments then about how she blew a fuse or glitch in matrix. I saw it as a "woops I almost fell for the question" moment. She had to say something.... anything, to cover her almost blunder.

  • @XRandomXShinigamiX
    @XRandomXShinigamiX 2 роки тому +184

    These videos are perfect to start my mornings before work, thanks Zed, your hilarious memes and reactions make my day just a bit brighter 🙂

    • @carloselizondo7671
      @carloselizondo7671 2 роки тому +2

      Go get the Dr. Phill.

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 2 роки тому

      "YourWaifu Nextdoor"...
      So what's that supposed to mean? You're a good looking woman that looks like some anime character or something?

    • @jessejames8475
      @jessejames8475 2 роки тому +2

      Same waifu I head out Sunday mornings on the road truckin and its definitely a great way to start the day off while cooking breakfast 😁

    • @hughjanus5518
      @hughjanus5518 2 роки тому +2

      Same going on here, For over a year now it's not Sunday without Zed.

    • @PanzerShrek94
      @PanzerShrek94 2 роки тому +1

      On sundays?where the hell do you work?

  • @bjrollick5262
    @bjrollick5262 2 роки тому +5

    For those who argue with people on the internet...Fighting With Someone On The Internet is like Competing in The Special Olympics...Even If You Win You’re Still Retaded...

  • @jusschiillin6736
    @jusschiillin6736 2 роки тому +33

    I remember when getting offended got you slammed and made fun of by all your friends for being a baby 😂😂.. ahhhh, good times 🙌🏼

    • @Thrashmetal2130
      @Thrashmetal2130 2 роки тому +1

      We need those times back those were the days👍

  • @kenschmidt6522
    @kenschmidt6522 2 роки тому +56

    Reading the comments is almost as good as the video. Tyler, you should share a few every time.

  • @AutomotiveEvangelist
    @AutomotiveEvangelist 2 роки тому

    I was just in Tesco this morning and didn't see any signs telling me not to throw cabbage at staff, but almost every big store, and certainly every government office has a sign that says not to be "abusive to staff" since it is illegal to hurt anybody's feelings here. Why do think everybody always tell you everything is "lovely"?

  • @jeremylewellen
    @jeremylewellen 2 роки тому +19

    The Apple charging cord situation is definitely a problem that we as a species should resolve and punish those responsible accordingly.

    • @kenschmidt6522
      @kenschmidt6522 2 роки тому

      Or just get a Samsung...wait, same problem.

    • @crazymic79
      @crazymic79 2 роки тому

      just quit buying shit product. boom,done.

    • @okidokinawa1753
      @okidokinawa1753 2 роки тому

      Whip them with the cord! But we can’t hang them with it, it’ll just break…

    • @blankcanvas8717
      @blankcanvas8717 2 роки тому

      Meh, I have an iPhone and I don't have that problem. I went through more charge cords with my Kindle by accidently bending the plug when the Kindle fell on the floor.

    • @johnminer1407
      @johnminer1407 2 роки тому

      Super glue!

  • @CalicoShadowPlusCat
    @CalicoShadowPlusCat 2 роки тому +35

    Tyler, you laughed. Several times. Can't wait to see you in the Dr. Phil haircut.

  • @gwood696969
    @gwood696969 2 роки тому +1

    I used to pick my favorite team based on the state in which I live. When I was in my early 20s, I started watching Michael Jordan and started picking my favorite team based on my favorite player (not necessarily GOAT like Michael Jordan) so my favorite team can change when my favorite player moves to a new team or I get a new favorite player. That leaves a lot less overall disappointment based on my players' performances rather than JUST the teams' performance.

    • @tylerchapman9234
      @tylerchapman9234 2 роки тому

      I found out that I was a Brady fan and despite being from Boston I want Tampa Bay to win it all

    • @gwood696969
      @gwood696969 2 роки тому

      @@tylerchapman9234 Small world...I was a Tom Brady fan from watching him play for the University of Michigan and 'followed' him to the Patriots. I loved watching him, Gronk, Hernandez (RIP), etc. 'own' football for so long. I was pissed when Belichick let him go to the Buccaneers but freaking thrilled when they won the Super Bowl last year. I too want them to win it all. Oh...BTW...I HATE Aaron Rodgers and the Packers and wish nothing but losses for them. If/when they meet in the playoffs, I will be rooting HARD for Tampa Bay.

  • @mikemartinez9703
    @mikemartinez9703 2 роки тому +12

    I’m only mad that someone STILL wants to be in AOC’s guts.

  • @plumtiger1
    @plumtiger1 2 роки тому +16

    Unfortunately for me, getting a Dr Phil style is not a matter of cutting my hair, but of actually growing it out. Lol 😂

  • @amorgan5844
    @amorgan5844 2 роки тому +1

    Never seen an ad for hair brushes or combs and almost every house has one.

  • @kristinacleveland1805
    @kristinacleveland1805 2 роки тому +49

    Tyler: Cool vehicles, I'm not judging you.
    Also Tyler, without taking a breath: You guys are nuts.

  • @Jimmy_Watt
    @Jimmy_Watt 2 роки тому +19

    I really needed this this morning. Thanks Tyler and crew.

  • @oriolesandravens
    @oriolesandravens 2 роки тому

    Back in the 70s, there was a TV ad for Amanda Radar Range (early micro-wave) where a man asks "does it brown the meat?". That was huge when I was in HS.

  • @llamasugar5478
    @llamasugar5478 2 роки тому +10

    Microwave commercials were a thing in the 70s, when they were new and hardly anyone had them. I think now they’re considered a necessity that doesn’t require advertising.

  • @SamtheBravesFan
    @SamtheBravesFan 2 роки тому +19

    4:41 Shows how much she knows. I've been a Pacers fan since I was 11 and frankly I marvel at how upset people get over them when they have half the team injured and put out for the coof. Now, the Braves before this season, that's another story. And I was 8 when I first started liking them.

    • @carloselizondo7671
      @carloselizondo7671 2 роки тому +1

      Go get the Dr. Phill.

    • @danielsitaras8396
      @danielsitaras8396 2 роки тому +2

      The Braves... Came here to say that!

    • @1950Grendel
      @1950Grendel 2 роки тому +2

      I have no respect for anyone who picks "their" teams by won/loss record. I know people who have the jerseys of the last ten Super Bowl Winners in their closets, and wear them until they next year. They will be buying another one this year.

    • @richardtomasetti8401
      @richardtomasetti8401 2 роки тому +1

      I say we pick our teams and be upset for the reat of our life is to prepare for marriage. . . . 😆

  • @codyhaddican4754
    @codyhaddican4754 2 роки тому

    G Maxwell also had a little black book with names in it..... the judge blocked its release saying there's no need for "name-dropping".....

  • @jaygee2116
    @jaygee2116 2 роки тому +5

    I chose Toad. He was always had the fastest acceleration from my experience.

  • @TheGeoDaddy
    @TheGeoDaddy 2 роки тому +22

    “I wanna be a Billionaire, like my Uncle!”
    “Your uncle’s a Billionaire???”
    “Naaa, he just wants to be a Billionaire… too” 😖

    • @paddyofurniture7723
      @paddyofurniture7723 2 роки тому

      I'm working on my second billion. I gave up on the first, so...

  • @xx8782
    @xx8782 2 роки тому

    I pick Toad everytime. handles turning corners better than most :)

  • @dang6832
    @dang6832 2 роки тому +29

    7 minutes and 1.2k likes. It’s ridiculous how good these are that they are that anticipated.

  • @angelchild4942
    @angelchild4942 2 роки тому +7

    The "take me to your leader" got an audible giggle out of me!

  • @rh1507
    @rh1507 2 роки тому

    Betty will be missed very much. She was indeed a ray of sunshine.

  • @Nepherael
    @Nepherael 2 роки тому +6

    "And the Austin powers teeth"... I laughed so hard it echoed through my house 🤣

  • @manoman0
    @manoman0 2 роки тому +8

    No, Tyler, they're not lying about 55% lower fuel consumption after applying HEINTZ Ketchup. I think the percentages is actually even higher.

  • @V8.77
    @V8.77 2 роки тому +1

    That Jeff Bezos one. Dang, poor Murry lmao

  • @carissstewart3211
    @carissstewart3211 2 роки тому +48

    Zed: "if you have your tree still up, shame on you! That's a sin."
    My confessor: "do you want to come to a Christmas party this Sunday?"

  • @reneeg9406
    @reneeg9406 2 роки тому +6

    The sleep quote by Betty is an actual quote. There's clips of her actually saying it. I think it was on Jimmy Kimmel but I wouldn't swear to it😉

  • @willk3807
    @willk3807 2 роки тому +2

    21:01
    Grandpa has a better fighting chance than any Gen Z I've met

  • @EN-qh6ss
    @EN-qh6ss 2 роки тому +7

    Not only chewing with mouth closed... and quite.
    BUT also not stuffing food into your mouth BEFORE you've even swallowed the first shovel full.... making you breathe all heavy. No one is going to steal your dammmn food.

    • @leahg3926
      @leahg3926 2 роки тому

      😂😂🤪😂🤪❤️💕

    • @mockfanatik
      @mockfanatik 2 роки тому

      Those are the people that were either in prison or the military. LOL

  • @GS-hb2
    @GS-hb2 2 роки тому +6

    "I'm not judging you. . . but you guys are nuts"
    -Tyler Zed, 2022

  • @samuelschick8813
    @samuelschick8813 2 роки тому +1

    Quits in the middle of a game. Sounds like Time Magazine found another athlete of the year.

  • @Razgriz85
    @Razgriz85 2 роки тому +12

    fun fact: the plungers you see in cartoons aren't designed for toilets, they're meant to unclog tubs.

    • @cardboardboxification
      @cardboardboxification 2 роки тому +1

      Who would have guessed

    • @lizbrown7232
      @lizbrown7232 2 роки тому +2

      Back to square one...

    • @eileenheitman4351
      @eileenheitman4351 2 роки тому +2

      Razgriz......my God....what other stunning surprises await for me to discover? I’m not sure I’m ready ....I’ll try to keep my eyes and ears open for what awaits....but....it the adjusting to these cold hard truths that I’m dreading.

  • @baseballmomof8
    @baseballmomof8 2 роки тому +11

    2022…. Now it’s the IMMACOLD variant…. Gotta keep it going until the midterms.

    • @johnboats9075
      @johnboats9075 2 роки тому +3

      Then until the presidential election 24, then until the midterms 25, then until....

  • @calvinsellers1036
    @calvinsellers1036 2 роки тому

    Thats Murr form impractical jokers when the guy was trying to be Jeff Bezos. 😂😂😂

  • @MrRastephen
    @MrRastephen 2 роки тому +10

    That’s not the Dr. Phil haircut.. that’s the Tim Pool cut!

  • @CyanCerulian
    @CyanCerulian 2 роки тому +15

    I laughed, I lost, I hit replay!
    Let's go Brandon!

  • @sc0tte1-416
    @sc0tte1-416 2 роки тому +3

    I gotta admit I laughed my ass off at the last Jeff Bezos one.

  • @livedandletdie
    @livedandletdie 2 роки тому +8

    It'll be interesting on Tuesday to see Tyler in a Dr. Phil haircut... I clearly heard him laugh.

  • @macygray2611
    @macygray2611 2 роки тому +11

    They have us duped. I was checking out the Greek alphabet and omicron literally means “little o”. Lol, which means that this so-called variant isn’t serious or doesn’t really exist. Smh, it’s sad out here

  • @KeepHimAtBay
    @KeepHimAtBay 2 роки тому

    11:20 Jan Matejko's "Stańczyk" is such a meme friendly painting :)

  • @summerp7811
    @summerp7811 2 роки тому +22

    Yep, at 10:38 I paused to go shop for the tp holder, found it, bought it, returned for more laughs and still not doing the punishment. Carry on good sir.

    • @johnboats9075
      @johnboats9075 2 роки тому +5

      Ah, I see your also a man of culture.
      The Brown knight will adorn my commode henceforth as well.

    • @summerp7811
      @summerp7811 2 роки тому +5

      @@johnboats9075 lmao not sure if this makes it better or worse, I am a 52 year old female and will be putting it in the guest bathroom

    • @johnboats9075
      @johnboats9075 2 роки тому +2

      @@summerp7811 better

    • @allisonvero2142
      @allisonvero2142 2 роки тому +2

      I need one, as well. Pure art.

    • @allisonvero2142
      @allisonvero2142 2 роки тому +1

      @@summerp7811 Summer, if you find one let me know. I NEED this in my life. Not sure the husband will agree, but we have 2 bathrooms.

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter 2 роки тому +27

    Ummm ... Tyler? That's not a "haircut," that's male-pattern baldness.

    • @billweirdo9657
      @billweirdo9657 2 роки тому

      You mean other then Monks and Asian countries ?

    • @scottmccloud9029
      @scottmccloud9029 2 роки тому +5

      It's Brian Stelter!

    • @saltykraken9471
      @saltykraken9471 2 роки тому +2

      @@scottmccloud9029 is it bad that I read that in Mark dices voice. 🤣

    • @billweirdo9657
      @billweirdo9657 2 роки тому +1

      @@saltykraken9471 umm it's a hair cut that was popular in some Asian countries ...

    • @billweirdo9657
      @billweirdo9657 2 роки тому

      @@saltykraken9471 Not to funny are you? I get it was a joke. Just extremely lame one.

  • @christiansorensen7567
    @christiansorensen7567 2 роки тому

    Toad is sneaky and underestimated in Mario Kart.

  • @theredneckalien5964
    @theredneckalien5964 2 роки тому +4

    That dude sitting on the toilet with his phone looking for jobs on Indeed while at work is so totally me.

  • @coolchange1970
    @coolchange1970 2 роки тому +24

    Ha ha, jokes on you Zed, I’ve already got the Dr. Phil haircut 👴🏼

  • @davidkavetsky2377
    @davidkavetsky2377 2 роки тому

    NY has pop up tents everywhere as gyms...it's hilarious

  • @lakojake4215
    @lakojake4215 2 роки тому +5

    Actually, if you put Ketchup in your gas tank, it can often save more than 55% on gas. There's a good chance it'll burn 100% less gas after putting Ketchup in the tank.