Joe Rogan: Bert Kreischer on the Time Ari Shaffir DOSED him
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- Опубліковано 5 лис 2022
- WATCH TO THE END!! In this Video Bert kreischer shares two stories, one of the time joey diaz drugged his dad with infused popcorn and to this day berts dad eats edibles. bert also tells the story of the time ari drugged him and why he forgives him and how imprtant it is to stand by your friends, especially in times that are trying.
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In this video:
Joe Rogan - @joerogan
Bert Kreischer- @bertkreishcer
Ari Shaffir @arishaffir
Tom Segura - @seguratom
Jamie Vernon - @jamievernon
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The best thing about this was seeing Joey Diaz talk about this at the comedy store right after it happened and telling his story about how he drug somebody.
i know right. It’s hilarious when joey does it but ari does it and everyone gets their pitchforks 😂
@@BobbyTMF big difference between weed and molly
@@BobbyTMF if bert didn't have a heart condition then I would agree but weed and molly aren't the same.
@@vexial12 lol weed is just as, if not more, likely to mess with Bert’s heart. You’re drawing a line in your head because most everyone has a relaxed view of weed. Weed is a DRUG the same as moly, and both are liable to raise one’s heart rate, dangerously so if you have a condition like Bert’s. So the reason everyone was freaking out for Bert’s safety, should still be there if someone is drugged with weed.
@@btmilner still morally wrong to drug someone without their consent. Joey's a dick
Bert, if you see this, release the pod. Its a part of history and lore and the fans deserve it.
Bert: I’m protecting Ari by not releasing the podcast.
Also Bert: I’m going to tell this story on every platform possible for the next 36 months.
This is why I can only take Bert in small doses
preach
FR
Bert's exhausting. I do think he has a good heart, but to have him around 5 or 6 days a week as a close friend would drain me so quickly.
Why should ari be protected for doing that? Who knows how many other people he did that to
They all get exhausting after a while
Best JRE clip ever.
Bert with the re hashed stories 100 times.
So is there a limit in how many times you can tell your life stories??? It’s not his fault u watch every single interview he does. Maybe you should get off his dick n u wouldn’t have heard it 100 times. Makes sense right??
Bert's Diaz impersonation is on point 🤣🤣🤣
Lol true.. a lot of comedians can get his shit down on point! It’s kinda easy.
Joe’s impersonation is pretty good too
Bert got a little sympathy from the internet when this event was first talked about, and that convinced him that he is a brave victim, and so here we are 5 years later where he still won't stop talking about it while also pretending that he's defending ari
Yes! My thought exactly!
He was victimized, it was a traumatic event and a funny story. Why do you think he won't keep telling this story until the day he dies?
@@danielhall1226 a little bit of molly is not bad for you lmao at "victim"
@@briangranger1741 victimized* (reading isn't my strong suit either so I get how you were confused) but yea I'd talk about that story til the day I die. Who wouldn't. Unless you're some druggie who does that kind of stuff on the regular
@@briangranger1741 lmao @ that ridiculous dope fiend logic.
Hey a little bit of unwanted ghb is not "bad" for you. Hey a little bit of unwanted penis while you're unconscious isn't bad for you.
A little bit of crack isn't bad for you
Listen up junkie. If someone doesn't want the drugs you love. Giving it to them without their knowledge victimizes them.
I don't know what crackhead school of reason you went to but keep that bullshit to yourself or risk outing yourself as an untrustworthy person. Foh.
Joey Diaz showed up like the wolf in pulp fiction
Bert talks about Ari like a battered spouse.
If any friend of mine ever dosed me that would be the end of the friendship. Why stand by someone who violates your trust like that?
@@dougfromsoanierana that’s you, I wouldn’t mind a mate that would shout me some Molly.
@@UkPome Fr I would really only be pissed off that he was dosed without knowing, and that he had just had a heart thing. But Bert drinks nonstop every fuckin day, so was the molly even really dangerous relative to what he does on a daily basis?
@@dixen9116 yeah man I agree.
Yeah...because it was traumatic? You guys are weird.
great stuff
The thing about a panic attack on drugs is getting it in your head that drugs wear off after you get that it’s smooth sailing
the end was the best ahahahah
“That seems to run in your family” lmao 😂😂😂
If Ari didn't dose Bernt he'd only have one bit.
Release the podcast Bert 😂
3:33 Without lookin, i legit thought that was Joey speaking 😂
“Maybe you’re asking for it”😭😂
To be a standup dude is more valuable than gold. Any real one can relate.
Bert will have Ari drinking out of his new tea cup before long.
It wasn’t funny when Ari dosed Bert, but it woulda been a little funny if he did it again right here 😂😂😂
It wasn’t funny because anything to do with Burt kushner is going to be wholly unfunny
It wouldn't be funny at all
Bert has to get ari to drink out his new tea cup lmao
Lmao that's funny
I hate when we’re all having a good time and that friend starts telling a story they’ve told a million times before
Aww how sweet he still believes his dads stories about not smoking before 😆. My dad used to say the same till he got the ball one drunk night to mention everything he's done. I said thanks explains a lot about both of us
I just don't understand doing something like that to a friend.
1 in 10,000 times, the victim just decides for whatever reason to accept the humour. You’re spot on; no one does that to a friend.
No kidding, Bert should be thanking him for the free drugs. What an asshat
BITD I had a friend who BEGGED the rest of us to spike him. The 'Rave' days in the 90s were somethin else 🤣
@@rockyevans1584
Hahahaha
Oh how dare he give bert a drug that promotes a happy and positive time. OH NO!!!! SOUND THE ALARMS
Its nice to see Bert atleast got a new story to tell now instead of the machine
“New story” lol
@@chldshflmngo2283 ""New story" lol" lol
Bert could have been one of those people who lost their mind on a plane flight.
Weed isn't addictive? But Bert's dad sure got hooked...I wish someone would have said that to Rogan to see his reaction.
That’s not what Bert said though… 😢
Imagine if it was the first time you had a cheeseburger. You'd want one after that, right?
It is addictive, but not in the same way a lot of substances are. Feel free to google it.
Joey Diaz is the best kind of comic. It's just his life stories. Pure hiliarity .
The vibes are all good, these are re fuckin friends right here!👍
You guys make me laugh and I don’t laugh very often thanks
"Stand by your friends"
*abandons chris d'elia*
Bret Krishna making a living off of the same two stories while being obnoxious, respect.
How true. Throw in taking your shirt off & never letting others speak & bingo!
Bret, brother of Hare.
All you need to be famous: keep your shirt off and know Joe Rogan. Only slightly kidding, I think every guest at the table is funny but they ain't no Joey Diaz!
I thought ari was an asshole for doing this at first, now I feel like he did the right thing.
I thought it was Brent crenshnaw.
Bert is the one who lowkey holds a grudge about what you did in middle school.
Intent is everything. Giving your best bro some momo so yall can have a blast together is altogether different from roofing a stranger for you know what... Still ain't right to do as far as potential health and legal consequences in either case but it is clear there is a difference in the maliciousness of intentions.
I remember seeing how HARD they tried to make Ari seem like a date raping Danny who drugs women and shit. Like nah he just gave his best friend some molly to have a nice night, its fucked up he drugged him without knowing but Bert is a daily drinking alcoholic. Even in the OG dosing Sober October story, he talks about how he was so freaked out from being on molly that he starts drinking liquor + orange juice. Bro needs to get over it at this point
Bert does a great Joey Diaz voice
Ari at the end was equal parts hilarious & Evil
I didn't like him after this story first came out but like he said when he first started defending his actions. "It's a good story"
Ari drugged him? You don’t say. Over and over and over again. The fact they are all still friends shows they weren’t as shocked as they originally acted. I’m willing to bet Bert was funnier during the high.
What number podcast was this from I can’t find it
Instead of constantly talking about it why don't you just release that podcast for us.
bert's joey diaz impression is so fucking scary
Because of how awful it is? Agreed.
@@EastonsUA-cam ok tiffany
250mg is my personal dose of edibles, anything less would be uncivilized!
3:33 captions: "Coxsackie aint gonna"
There was a saying about the Grateful Dead in the late 60s early 70s: NEVER take a drink offered to you by the Dead lol. They dosed a lot of people. If you think about it…not too cool, but man I’ve read some pretty funny stories and seen some funny interviews.
Jerry got dosed once and was peeking when they went on stage. It’s in an interview. Freaking hilarious
From what I gathered Bert tells Ari how much he loves him and that’s nice
I’m absolutely not excusing what Ari did in no way shape or form but I can relate to the unconditional love because I still have that to my little brother my b I’ll stop venting😂
its such a slow burn, but people are finally coming around to realise how fucking funny this is, still hoping they'll release the footage some day.
The only reason the story is funny is because comedians are telling it. The story itself is horrifying.
@@vvoof2601 nah its hilarious.
What episode is this 😂
Bert will be in the old people's home one day & will be telling anyone who cares to listen about the time Ari molly him
This camera resolution is bad, does Joe have a better webcam?
Ya gotta love Joey
Honestly if this were all on video it might be the biggest video in any of their history’s
For the record you can play Pebble Beach for $595 a person plus a $50 cart fee . Bert said he paid $6, 000 he's crazy.
wow Bert lies? no way
*Clever perfectly timed joke* Joe - "😐"
*Someone saying the word 'dick'* Joe - "🤣🤣🤣"
THERES ONLY 1000 CAWLMEDIANS IN THE WOOORLD! thank em!
Love Joe's comment at the end about people pretending to care about others when they only care about themselves. Sees right through Bert's bullshit
What do you mean?
Shut up Bert, there I said it.
Bert is the worst
Joey is a treasure
Burt just tells stories. It's his job.
He does like feeling sorry for himself though.
Where is the original podcast where he dosed him?
Berts love for Ari ❤️
did they ever release the footage of ari dosing him
What was hilarious was Barf thinking that anyone would feel sorry for him. What is sad is he has done SO many stupid drunk things, he has to cling to this victim story. He doesn't belong at a table with talented people, he has to let them abuse him to stay relevant. I can't believe ANYONE invested money in a movie staring Bort.
Lmao dude its only 7am too early for this much salt 🤣
I hope your remarks about talented people sitting at a table exclude Ari.
@@brucewayne4483 there’s different time zones… world is bigger than America
It’s crazy & he shows up on CBS Sunday Morning?
@@samanthab1923 to promote Titos tequila to those morning viewers.
Took awhile for people to not completely hate Ari
Omg that was the funniest story
6:10 never seen that joe laugh
None of these guys are going to make it to 65. Each one a cautioanry tale.
Damn, Joeys a G.
I always find it kinda weird when ppl say 250 mgs is a lot… I make my own edibles and put 2 oz in every batch of oil. I use a half stick-full stick of butter when making whatever it is, that’s about 13000 mgs and I can eat a couple pieces n just be buzzed later. Maybe edibles just don’t work for me like others
Same. I eat 10,000 mg like it’s a joke. I’ve never felt the slightest high off an edible, and I’ve tried A LOT. I hear it has something to do with the enzymes in our stomach, but I have no idea what I’m talking about…
Bert what you experienced was Joey Diaz being the Son of Obatala. Obatala is the guardian and owner of our heads; Joey is Initiated as a Son of Obatala in our religion of Santeria. He is known as the man of peace love justice an old wiseman who teaches. The father to all that’s why he has his traits. Joey is Gold Cherish Him. Protect His Head
Holy shit Joey turned Bert's dad into one of us
I hope ari is just waiting for Bert to let his guard down so he can dose him with DMT
I did pure Molly one time and I took too much and was high out of my mind. When you take too much Molly you feel like you are going to die and then pass out.
How can you be a machine when you can't take a little gas in the tank
Gonna pass on the Molly story my god what was he thinking.
Bro I’m glad this story turned out so funny. It could’ve been different lol. Also that Bert said he wants his special to blow up, so sweet :’)
But seriously tho watch Ari’s special, fuckin hilarious. One topic. He just goes hard on it the whole time and it kiiiilllsss
Ari and hilarious don't really go together.
@@DrHDoofenshmirtzphd so I thought as well, watched the special, laughed so much more than I expected. Actually a good watch
Such a big drama over taking some moly.
We get it, Ari just dropped a special on youtube and you guys want to plug it indirectly by getting his name back in the algorithm. This story is old though.
Thankfully we have Tik Tok and Facebook so guys like Bert and Matt Rife can showcase all their talent and ability. Watching either person for more than ten seconds ruins the experience…
One of my best friends can eat a 250mg and it won't even touch him. I hope I never have that tolerance lol. It just kills the whole point to me.
I was definitely against Ari after hearing the story a few years ago. However, after suffering Bert's delusional obnoxious narcissism for years.....I get it. Lol.
200mg isn't "so much".
Ate a half gram of rick Simpson oil over 80% thc once, never again... that shit is overkill
Bert is just a guy who recycles 2 stories over and over...
idk why people talk so much shit about Bert. He's awesome
I wish I could do molly, doesn’t work on me tho, I looked into why it did nothing and the anti depressants I’m on makes molly/ecstasy entirely ineffective. Very disappointing 😂😂
Waste someone else’s time
You can do molly, stop taking anti depressants.
@@callanc3925 wish I could but I’m also bi polar and when I’m off my meds I act like Kanye 😂😂😂
@@ethanporto1745 Im on your side about the jews brother dont let the machine silence your true self !!!!
@@ethanporto1745 you mean you become incredibly talented and not afraid to name (((those))) who have oppressed you?
Damn bruh you should hop off that asap
Weed laced popcorn IS NOT delicious. its not disgusting but it is a funky taste that anyone would notice immediately as "this is not JUST popcorn".
i unno but edibles dont really do much for me, they certainly did one time but after that i can eata bunch and not feel a thing
i heard it could be something to do with the acids in the stomach or something but i can eat hundreds of mg and not feel a thing , spend 25-40 bucks on edibles and feel like i smoked a pinner joint
but when i smoke a bowl, omf ... sometimes i can be wrecked , not able to drive type lol
Bert is such a baby
So many comments calling out Bert for telling the same story and making money off of it. Yet y'all are here in the comments FOR FREE talking trash on him. Says a lot to be honest.
Ive eaten 600 at one point a dont feel anything. Unfortunately edibles dont do anything for me 😢
Only person I like in this clip is joe.
Bert is kind of a drama queen, but he was basically righ everytime he was talking about pissed af. Ari was wrong for that one. And I think he knows, because he obviously didn't done it again
Great wife.
I love how doing a party drug is this guys Vietnam... this should be in a documentary about the feminization of U.S. men
You should try 1000mg chocolates
It’s completely wrong of ari to dose Bert but Bert almost encourages people to fuck around with him with how he acts.
200mg is not alot Joe Rogan
Bert talking about stories of Bert that only Bert will enjoy. Everywhere he is, he just has to make the conversation about him. So hard to listen to shit he is on
Na 250 ain't shit idk if I metabolize it different or what but edibles don't effect me
A lot of mixed emotions about all of this, especially anger towards Ari. But I will say, I am glad they patched things up, and I feel like this podcast was the final "hug-it-out" moment of this little feud.
It’s. Ecstasy. Stop. It’s. Not. A. Roofie. Bert proceeded to drink alcohol. Google was ecstasy does and see if it makes someone kill their family. Ugh you’re the worst person there is
“Ugh I’m so mad at ari for this!!” DUDE you’re not ari’s mom and I would hate to be your son
There was never a feud, Bert was always okay with it because he's weak and willing to let people abuse him. His family hate Ari, due to this and other instances.
@@quickdrawcowboy bro are you on like every fucking comment lmfao why do you care so much
He acts like this was such a big deal… pretty weird coming from such a party animal
"Machine" lmao . more like "crybaby"
He’s not a party animal. He’s a central Florida trash beer drinking frat bro. This guy wouldn’t know a real party if it slapped him in the face he goes to jam band concerts and shit lol