You can almost tell that Richard had practiced reading his parts of the book at home and James and Jeremy were just like "Nah it'll be fine when we get there!" 😂
"THE MIGHTY USS NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC" "THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER,UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN IT'S WAKE" "Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle"
It was moments like this that made Top Gear great (or, as my mom puts it, "the best show on television"). Even if, like me, you aren't a huge car fanatic, the chemistry of those three made the show worth coming back to again and again. They had a good long run on BBC. Onward and upward, I guess.
I love how Jeremy on the first take reads "the mighty USS blazed out of control in the middle of the north Atlantic" really enthusiastically only to find he was reading the wrong part!
Hammond is the best at reading his lines, he was the only one who got them right at each take. I loved his laugh when Jeremy read The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and led on it's way! Take 3 was the best.
This was for a series called the Big Read where the BBC attempted to find out what the nation's favourite book was. (Hitchhiker's came second to Lord of the Rings.) At one point during the final, a montage of celebrities read out passages of their favourite books, including the guys. Nicely-bottomed Fiona Bruce also read out a bit from Hitchhiker's. (The part where Ford asks for six pints.)
"Constable," she said, "But be gentle." The funny thing is he managed to say it with a straight face. Try watching the whole thing without smiling or laughing, I fail miserably at Jeremy reading so enthusiastically on the first page, only to find that he was on the wrong page!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you not three grown man cocking it up on the bonnet of a car, but three TV-legends that, unlike the woman at the beginning are known throughout the world for their fantastic sense of humor and their outstanding show, which is more addicting than any drug one could buy today.
"ALRIGHT!"
"Constable, she said, but be gentle."
LMAO
James may: being the funniest in the most unexpected times.
Hes an expert on that moment
That’s straight out of a adult romcom
"Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle". >>>>>>>>>
pretty sure he sad cuntstable
The exact moment when I killed my old laptop by snorting coffee all over the poor thing!
What is that from tho?
@@KaitlynBurtonISaGOD found out yet? I feel that it isnt a reference but just a funny statement
@@tis_ace honestly I cant remember writing this
You can almost tell that Richard had practiced reading his parts of the book at home and James and Jeremy were just like "Nah it'll be fine when we get there!" 😂
"THE MIGHTY USS NIMITZ BLAZED OUT OF CONTROL IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC"
"THE F15 CAME OUT OF THE CLOUDS ON COMBAT POWER,UNLEASHING A TRAIL OF DEATH AND LEAD IN IT'S WAKE"
"Alright Constable," she said, "but be gentle"
"The F15 came outta the clouds on combat power! Unleashing a trial of death and lead in its wake!"
Thats the book I want to read!
The mighty USS Nimitz blazed out of control in the middle of the North Atlantic.
… wrong book, mate. 😂😂😂
@Ian Robert Davies Red Storm Rising - Tom Clancy
@@grassman9622thanks. 0:32: 😂😅
Jezza:
"On tonight's show, we all try to read a book! I mean, how hard can it be?"
"As it turned out... very!"
Supuerb comment
With episode and series???
“I mean reading… how hard can it be?”
"Alright constable" she said "but be gentle" LOL
James always manages to get the best lines because no one expects it from him
Notice that only Hammond was perfect the entire time. :P
+Paianni but Mays #3 made the best entry i guess :)
James MaY had it perfect as well on Take 3...
i guess you can say he was....Alright
It was moments like this that made Top Gear great (or, as my mom puts it, "the best show on television"). Even if, like me, you aren't a huge car fanatic, the chemistry of those three made the show worth coming back to again and again. They had a good long run on BBC. Onward and upward, I guess.
‘Alright!’
‘Constable’ she said ‘but be gentle’
I’ll always howl laughing at that
but be gentle" was A GENUINE LAUGH OUT LOUD MOMENT.
The three dipsticks we all can't get enough of :D
The three perfect hosts :D
"Alright!" "Counstable, but be gentle" XD
2:01 when Richard found out about jeremy's suspension.
The bloopers don't started as I already died when the woman said "little Richard" xD
You know you cracked an absolutely legendary joke when people laugh AND applaud. That’s what makes James May so great. It comes from nowhere but man
I love how Jeremy on the first take reads "the mighty USS blazed out of control in the middle of the north Atlantic" really enthusiastically only to find he was reading the wrong part!
I'm pretty sure he was messing around quoting an entirely different novel. Sounds like a Tom Clancy book.
I bet Clarksons children get one hell of a bead-time story!!!
It would of been brilliant if clarkson came out with "he endured blistering winds and scorching desserts!"
Hammond is the best at reading his lines, he was the only one who got them right at each take. I loved his laugh when Jeremy read The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power, unleashing a trail of death and led on it's way! Take 3 was the best.
This was for a series called the Big Read where the BBC attempted to find out what the nation's favourite book was. (Hitchhiker's came second to Lord of the Rings.)
At one point during the final, a montage of celebrities read out passages of their favourite books, including the guys. Nicely-bottomed Fiona Bruce also read out a bit from Hitchhiker's. (The part where Ford asks for six pints.)
"Thank You to three Dip Sticks". That was surprisingly a great line.
Jeremy is reading tom clancy's 'red strom rising'
"Alright, Constable. But be gentle...." LMFAO
I love this! Everytime I watch this video, I laugh uncontrollably.
The TG trio are comedy geniuses!
I'd buy audiobooks if these three read them. :D
to be fair Hammond didn't mess up
it would have been funny if clarkson had a completely different book
"The F15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and leed in it's way!" 0:45
Hammond's exhasperation at the end is wonderful!
James' contribution is by far the best!!
Richard running off screaming 🤣🤣🤣
Best outtake ever on TV history, I can't stop watching it.
Hahaha! The scream and the run!! EPIC
At 2:01 Looks like the hanster is gonna kill someone
I remember watching this on tv years ago, so glad I found it again!
The funniest outtakes I have ever seen
I want these guys voices for a GPS! HAHA!!! Its epic, they crack me up!
Like if you want Jeremy to write that book. xD
Richards face at the end was just epic!!!!
i love james may's line!! best in the whole thing!!! but i love this video loads. one of my favourites
I now need a Red Storm Rising audiobook narrated by Jeremy pumped directly in my veins
THIS is The Top Gear we all know & love!
0:99 Funniest Bit Ever
i love at the end hammond makes epic face and bolts off.
Been trying to find that bit for AGES!!!!! (2:01) THANK YOU!!!
lmao at hammond!! "ARGHHHH WE WERE ONE LINE FROM THE END!" ahah
The F-15 came out of the clouds on combat power unleashing a trail of death and lead in its wake.
Great stuff!Love the three dipsticks!
1:00 lol 😂
Thank you for sending this
Legends!!! Long live Top Gear!!
I miss the mid 2000s so much.
God I love Outtakes xD
And the book is brilliant!
Little Richard hehehe ^^
Three genuine friends
lol, I love how hamster is the only one who can get his lines right!
"Constable," she said, "But be gentle." The funny thing is he managed to say it with a straight face. Try watching the whole thing without smiling or laughing, I fail miserably at Jeremy reading so enthusiastically on the first page, only to find that he was on the wrong page!!!
42!
Thats why we love them.
hahahahaaaaaa Hammond's reaction at the end!
what james says makes me laugh everytime
Hilarious as always. Love it. :)
Everytime i watch this, I laugh so much that my stomach hurts!
You'd have to have a soul out of custard not to laugh.
i love that womans witch like laugh in the crowd loool
funniest blooper EVER!!
I cried laughing when I first saw this. :'D
This really makes me laugh so funny
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you not three grown man cocking it up on the bonnet of a car, but three TV-legends that, unlike the woman at the beginning are known throughout the world for their fantastic sense of humor and their outstanding show, which is more addicting than any drug one could buy today.
Legends...
Hammond is so funny
Hammond is funny when he says
"I perfer his this is alright but his is better"
My god, they can even make reading a simple passage this funny? This is what you called legends!
the hamster was so serious. lol
hahah love hammonds freak out at 1:59
What bloody book was Jezza quoting from!?!? It's killing me!
How much fun could these three make like reading textbooks and stuff? XD
Take 3 is the best!
2:00 epic richard is epic!!! :D
genius
Any know what season this is from? Clearly a good many years back since none of them have gray hair.
It's not from Top Gear, it's from en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Read
3 dipsticks you love to watch XD
now that after watching the movie, i understand this better
I thought that they would end the "ultimate question" stuff with the question of life or death: How hard can it be?
HAHA OMG Hammonds face and reaction at the end was priceless I freaking love these guys!!! XD
@alonderis: I think the USS Nimiz part is the best!
Where can I find the final take?
There's so much shade thrown in the intro
lol, Richard just lost it for a moment there.... :)
the BBC was a bit silly in asking them to try and do that....it was always gunna end in tears
x
oh it's an outtake :D
Is there a witch laughing in the background?
3 dipsticks & a witch
Could someon please tell me where to download the top gear theme as a mp3??
what episode is this? I don't remember seeing this. Was this an outtake?
What book was the F15 passage from?
A Tom Clancy book I believe
I dont believe its from any book, just Clarkson's manly fantasy bullshit.
Tom Clancy’s Red Storm Rising
keep pressing 5 for James may head banging to the audiences clapping. TRUE MUSIC
1:59 oh truck, you said that wrong.
James is the funniest of them
ROFL "Little Richard" xD I don't think he appreciate that...
But this clip is cute :D
I can hear guinea pigs communicating in the background
Hammonds face at 1.59 lol