Selen figures out out why she's so short

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  • @dimosguy
    @dimosguy Рік тому +645

    Selen: These strawberries ain't shi-
    Also selen: huh?

  • @ceresbane
    @ceresbane Рік тому +1032

    wait... she turns red and gains hives that pepper the surface of her face. does Selen become a strawberry when she eats a strawberry?

    • @tdelfino2509
      @tdelfino2509 Рік тому +179

      "Violet...you're turning violet!"

    • @jjlore5634
      @jjlore5634 Рік тому +41

      selen thats not a strawberry thats a Strabby

    • @DeSpaceFairy
      @DeSpaceFairy Рік тому +37

      You're what ya eat or something.

    • @alexkemplen772
      @alexkemplen772 Рік тому +13

      ​@@DeSpaceFairy hmmm.... something like Flamingos where they eat tiny little shrimps that are pink in color and gradually turn pink over time. Or y'know that one Wild Krats episode where the guys turned themselves into Flamingos and eventually ate stuff like grapes, oranges, and what have you.

    • @bored_boar
      @bored_boar Рік тому

      @@DeSpaceFairy Is this why some people are absolute d*ckheads and as*holes?

  • @Exmachinagamma
    @Exmachinagamma Рік тому +274

    "What's the worst that could happen?"
    Bubsy: "What could possibly go wrong?"

  • @blazingkite8983
    @blazingkite8983 Рік тому +220

    So... Selen has a long neck to compensate for her height? suddenly thats more adorable than before.

    • @FatCrowOnAStick
      @FatCrowOnAStick Рік тому +27

      That sounds like evolution to me

    • @MXCN_El1011
      @MXCN_El1011 Рік тому +10

      probably just came about from her having to always look up

    • @zoonzoon123
      @zoonzoon123 Рік тому +2

      Nature finds a way

    • @paulvontarsus729
      @paulvontarsus729 Рік тому +4

      Like a plant that gets taller to reach the sun, Selen got a long neck to reach the cookie jar.

    • @Chordat3
      @Chordat3 Рік тому

      @@FatCrowOnAStick Lamarckian giraffe Selen

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming Рік тому +81

    Selen, talking with Mane-san: But I have the epipen and everything! Come on! The Dragoons would *totally* be on board with this!
    Mane-san: That you think the last is a possibility is more than reason to say no, Selen.

  • @Norrikan
    @Norrikan Рік тому +22

    Yeah, I get that feeling, I have to balance my love for cheese with the desire to breathe.

    • @crazycappie
      @crazycappie Рік тому +1

      love cheese enough and you won't have to worry about the latter for the rest of your life

  • @broom8595
    @broom8595 Рік тому +33

    that sounds quite rare

  • @TerraTheWise
    @TerraTheWise Рік тому +97

    As someone who absolutely loves strawberries this would be a nightmare.

    • @flowerdolphin5648
      @flowerdolphin5648 Рік тому +5

      Absolutely. It would be equally as horrible as being allergic to milk or tomatoes.

    • @KopitioBozynski
      @KopitioBozynski Рік тому +1

      It is, I love all things apples but I can't eat them.

    • @Gottaloveaxolotls
      @Gottaloveaxolotls Рік тому

      @@flowerdolphin5648 as a lactose intolerant person myself, I just say to myself, *WE STAY HUNGRY, WE DEVOUR-*
      Basically I ignore it when I get the desire and deal with the “aftermath” lol

  • @capitalistdingo
    @capitalistdingo Рік тому +267

    Sometimes childhood food allergies go away in adulthood but sometime we developed allergies to things later in life we never had a problem with before. I know someone who became allergic to strawberries in her 50s.
    There is some kind of parasite that make people temporarily allergic to red meat. I doubt I would survive that because I’m not giving up meat for more than a few days.

    • @angelredvivar
      @angelredvivar Рік тому +17

      I drank milk decently when I was in school
      So I guess I became lactose intolerant when it came to milk. Ice cream and cheese I’m fine with but milk messes up my body hard

    • @nicholasthesilly
      @nicholasthesilly Рік тому +21

      I don't think that's temporary. That's why it's so terrifying.
      It's a newly discovered virus carried by certain tick species here in the US and IIRC the allergy it leaves behind is generally permanent.

    • @nicholasthesilly
      @nicholasthesilly Рік тому +13

      @@angelredvivar That's not an allergy though. Your body just stops making the enzyme for it. It's a common result of aging.

    • @raxanne
      @raxanne Рік тому +2

      kinda agree on this one, until high school I was never ever have a problem with seafood, but then I couldn't eat clams, then got a bloated throat after eating crabs and shrimp. Also have the same thought process as selen in college like "aah maybe it's just my mental suggestion that makes me allergy since I didn't like shrimp smell at all" and bought some squid that really looks good at a food vendor, and boy this time just one bite and the allergic reaction already kicks in.
      got lucky that I didn't have a problem with fish but daaang I miss those crabs

    • @BlackKnightsCommander
      @BlackKnightsCommander Рік тому

      There's two parasites that give people red meat allergies. There's the Lone Star Tick and another tick i don't remember the name of off the top of my head

  • @MarqFJA87
    @MarqFJA87 Рік тому +85

    ... The title only applies to the last 5 seconds of this whole video. A much better title would be "How Selen found out that she's allegric to strawberries (+ why she's so short IRL)".

    • @SundaraRamanR
      @SundaraRamanR Рік тому +22

      I don't know why, but clippers have suddenly gotten a lot more clickbaity with their titles/thumbnails in the last few weeks.

    • @Arcyse
      @Arcyse Рік тому +10

      yeah, they really berried the lead on this one

    • @YasaiTsume
      @YasaiTsume Рік тому +8

      ​@SR R not even clickbaity, it's just stupid. Like they didn't lie, but 80% of the real story was about allergies.

    • @mangkanor2944
      @mangkanor2944 Рік тому +1

      this clipper does it again👏

  • @nanamichiaki2657
    @nanamichiaki2657 Рік тому +89

    Oh My God...Hearing this story give me goosebumps and my body suddenly feeling itchy even though I had no allergy...

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 Рік тому

      It is good that her allergic wasn't that deadly.

    • @thatguyjared8560
      @thatguyjared8560 Рік тому +4

      You’re allergic to backstories

  • @Octanis0
    @Octanis0 Рік тому +1

    "What could possibly go wrong?"
    Anaphylaxis, Selen. Anaphylaxis.

  • @milktea2364
    @milktea2364 Рік тому +3

    Selen radiates so much tall energy that I’ve never thought Selen would be short

  • @hmoobdaj
    @hmoobdaj Рік тому +33

    Noct... I'm just saying strawberry pizza is Selen's choice to eat it or not.

  • @deftabyss280
    @deftabyss280 Рік тому +6

    I like that she segwayed about her allergy to strawberries to being short from not drinking strawberry milk lol

  • @_akuma06
    @_akuma06 Рік тому +16

    A lot of strawberry milk doesn't contain any strawberry at all (only chemical flavors). So should be okay to try it.

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow Рік тому +16

      Not the Korean ones she talking about, I seen a lot of videos on them they look amazing. But ya those ones contain fresh strawberry mixed in along with the syrup so its a no go.

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE Рік тому

      Yeah she also talked about how she used to try various things that didn't list strawberries among the ingredients but had allergic reactions, notably fruit punch type things. So she just doesn't take the chance anymore since strawberry allergies are rare and many don't think to list it.

  • @Lex-LutherS
    @Lex-LutherS Рік тому +1

    My sister loved cinnamon, it was her absolute favorite spice and flavor.
    Then one day after church, when we were kids, she suddenly got really sick from a fireball she'd eaten, so our mom took her to the hospital, and it turns out she developed an allergy to cinnamon
    It's rather crazy how one can just develop an allergy to something they were eating perfectly fine the night before.

  • @yowamidesu
    @yowamidesu Рік тому +7

    Man, that sucks. Strawberries are one of my favorite fruits, I can't imagine not being able to eat them.

  • @nicodalusong149
    @nicodalusong149 Рік тому +1

    And this is why being allergic to scents like perfume is more bearable than being allergic to any food item. I just get a stuffy nose compared to crazy swelling that could choke the life out of me.

  • @Top_Nep
    @Top_Nep Рік тому +2

    as someone who gets heat rash only in cold weather.
    *Same*

  • @Slacker2569
    @Slacker2569 Рік тому

    oh wow who would have thought the teacher wouldn't lie about student's health condition

  • @RHINOJL
    @RHINOJL Рік тому +9

    Is this, Cannibalism?

  • @PlushLordOfTheSeas
    @PlushLordOfTheSeas Рік тому +4

    Awwwww, poor Selen!!! Strawberry milk is great, I had one fancy brand here that came in glass bottles and it was like the food of the gods, like ambrosia.
    unfortunately they eventually switched to plastic bottles and the quality went down, I suspect someone bought them out and cut the quality.

    • @PlushLordOfTheSeas
      @PlushLordOfTheSeas Рік тому +4

      also I never would have guessed selen was a shortie, her personality is so big

  • @davidsantiago7808
    @davidsantiago7808 Рік тому +38

    trust me i've drank milk all my life and it doesn't help make you taller.

    • @MrCh0o
      @MrCh0o Рік тому +33

      It's probably more accurate to say that it helps people grow to their full potential. What that potential is is another issue

    • @hio.hinomaru21
      @hio.hinomaru21 Рік тому +12

      ​@@MrCh0o **explosive shid**

    • @coffeetea5915
      @coffeetea5915 Рік тому +1

      *sobs*

    • @Serom_974
      @Serom_974 Рік тому

      Drinking milk only help makes your bones stronger and less easy to brake when you fall. Height is purely based by genetics and luck

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 Рік тому +4

      Yeah I too can attest to that. I'm probably the biggest milk drinker in my house yet I stopped growing at 12, forever stuck at around 5'1, or I think 155cm if I'm not mistaken.

  • @SaeWhat21
    @SaeWhat21 Рік тому

    Allergies are just weaknesses leaving the body. Fuck it up selen, you can do it

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE Рік тому

      Yeah just choke on a swollen throat for a little bit, maybe you'll gain a kink out of it.

  • @caffeinatedx
    @caffeinatedx Рік тому

    I'm allergic to dust. my face swells up every two to three months.

  • @asaasahina896
    @asaasahina896 Рік тому

    Imagine the length of Selen's neck had she been an avid milk drinker

  • @grey57
    @grey57 Рік тому

    she turns into a strawberry!!! its a super power

  • @paulvontarsus729
    @paulvontarsus729 Рік тому

    And that was the day little Selen turned to evil.

  • @triboltz3137
    @triboltz3137 Рік тому +1

    As a short person, I can indeed deconfirm that milk will make you tall. Don't believe their lies

  • @ScmollClipper
    @ScmollClipper Рік тому +1

    Hmmm yeah ...
    Smoll selen (=´ᆺ`=)

  • @Reacts2Reaction
    @Reacts2Reaction Рік тому

    Me infront of Selen: drinks strawberry milk

  • @tylerensminger
    @tylerensminger Рік тому +3

    I'm short yet I drink milk on a regular basis. I didn't get the genes.

  • @SeaCrane1
    @SeaCrane1 Рік тому

    As someone that's also allergic to strawberries in the same way, I feel this in my soul lmao

  • @swagraptor3413
    @swagraptor3413 Рік тому

    When u eat something ur allergic to or drink u will become that 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

  • @ch.811
    @ch.811 Рік тому +1

    🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓 + 🏆 = 💀

  • @02ninjaman
    @02ninjaman Рік тому

    She became what she ate.

  • @MainGoldDragon
    @MainGoldDragon Рік тому +1

    PLEASE Do Not Mess With ALLERGIES!!! Monty Oum, a VERY famous and talented animator at the time, passed away due to an allergic reaction following a “simple medical procedure”.

  • @tl1326
    @tl1326 Рік тому

    im allergic to crustaceans and im willing to eat every seafood in japan even if it kills me
    but, i prefer not to die

  • @minks-doing-stuff
    @minks-doing-stuff Рік тому

    Damn, crazy that Selen doesn't like drinking milk but she...

  • @dr_pibby
    @dr_pibby Рік тому

    To be fair, she's probably more than likely to be allergic to the pesticide used on strawberries. That's usually what the case is from what I've heard

  • @jhanschoo
    @jhanschoo Рік тому

    Hmm, maybe Selen can try artificial strawberry flavored milk and see if she's allergic to that

  • @Velisatra
    @Velisatra Рік тому

    Some strawberry milk doesn't actually have strawberries at all. Someone tell her to buy some Hershey's Strawberry Syrup. You just add that to a glass of milk and stir it up. Ingredients: high fructose corn syrup, water, corn syrup, and less than 2% of: artificial flavor, citric acid, sodium benzoate, xantham gum, artificial color red 40. None of the allergy warnings actually include strawberries. Just have some benadryl and maybe an epi pen on hand just in case, buuut it shouuuuld be fiiiiine.

  • @seanread5556
    @seanread5556 Рік тому

    thats nothing, I have a condition that means I cant eat ANY uncooked fruit or veg, pretty much, or my gut swells EXTREMELY painfully for like an hour or 2. fun times.

  • @Kylemsguy
    @Kylemsguy Рік тому

    “I’m not lactose intolerant. I just don’t like drinking milk”
    That was me for the longest time. I’m still not a big fan of straight milk.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Рік тому

    *"What's the worst that could happen?"* I wish we're as confident as Selen
    She turned herself into strawberry xD
    She might be short but why is she "blessed" unlike Rosem- Finana and Pomu? 🤣

  • @jjlore5634
    @jjlore5634 Рік тому

    strawberry milk is sooo gooood

  • @aliekexie8467
    @aliekexie8467 Рік тому

    I thought shes short cause all of her length went to her neck

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples Рік тому

    Wait, there are videos of people drinking strawberry milk? As in multiple videos? That's a thing?

  • @irkanorphyn
    @irkanorphyn Рік тому +6

    That sucks

  • @randomseasoning5799
    @randomseasoning5799 Рік тому

    I have friends who were allergic to seafood and kept eating them anyway. Eventually, it disappeared. Not saying this is legit medical advice though lol

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE Рік тому +1

      Depends on the degree of reaction. I'm technically allergic to cats and dogs but it's mild and I've lived with and around both all my life, gained a tolerance for it. However I once had a strawberry protein shake and like Selen I broke out in hives all over my body, that's just not something you can mess with.

  • @LNReallyLikeThat
    @LNReallyLikeThat Рік тому +3

    Why is every vtuber so short bro

    • @raccoonchild
      @raccoonchild Рік тому +1

      Maybe I should become one 🤔 (I wouldn't)

    • @TerraTheWise
      @TerraTheWise Рік тому +3

      Many of them are girls and also asian to some degree so just put those together and yea.

    • @Mad___Hatter
      @Mad___Hatter Рік тому +8

      They have to so they can fit inside the screen bro

  • @redacted8983
    @redacted8983 Рік тому

    And what's with NijiEN livers with their lactose intolerance? Like, almost all of them are lactose intolerant

    • @SundaraRamanR
      @SundaraRamanR Рік тому +3

      A lot of them are Asian/part Asian, and I remember reading that it's very common in east Asian folks.

    • @comradeofthebalance3147
      @comradeofthebalance3147 Рік тому +1

      @@SundaraRamanR It is common in the world, except any with mostly Turkic or above Mediterranean Europeans. Of course lactose intolerance is more of a spectrum too

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE Рік тому

      Yeah as stated above its extremely common amongst Asians and many Nijisanji EN members are part or fully Asian

  • @ayakujou_mai
    @ayakujou_mai Рік тому

    I like how just the last 10 seconds-ish of the clip is actually about Selen addressing why is she short.