I Ate Edibles and Tried Yoga
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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** I know no one asked for this but I had to do this one for me and me only. the title is pretty self explanatory - I ate edibles and tried yoga. I took 70mg and followed this video ( • 30 minute Full Body Po... ) by Sarah Beth yoga. enjoy this hot mess
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Chris Klemens how long did it take you to get in that pose in the beginning? Lol you did more than I could ever do
Chris Klemens you literally took me out of my depression with your Australian accent!!!
i love you!
How do we apply for help in this time?
Chris Klemens please do this again with a chill Yoga with Adrienne video 🙏🏻
😂😂😂omg I loved every minute!! I knew the bear walk was coming, your reaction did not disappoint! literally wheeze-laughed through the whole thing!
Oh my god! I do yoga with you and I lost my mind when he said your name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was gonna comment “Why is Chris so normal when he’s high” then he started cry shouting at a fly
Alison Claire also in an accent😂😂😂😂😂
Who doesn’t do that?!
😂😂
Emma Jones i was gonna say this 😂 people who think you hallucinate or completely change when you’re high have never smoked and it shows 💀
Literally as I read this comment, he turned Australian and started yelling at the fly 😂
when he started talking to the fly with the accent i freaking DIED
ikr XD
Lmao I’m screaming at the accent 😭😭😭
Why was it literally the BEST accent too?!
Is it meant to be an Aussie accent HAHAHA
“In my new fucking SKIMS”
The Australian accent at the fly in the room SENT ME
it sounded lowkey accurate 💀💀
SENT
big h2o: just add water vibes
11:35
just wanna say, i was the 666th like ;)
Sorry is it just me or is Chris single handly CARRYING youtube during quarantine?
Sarah Robinson and Carly n Erin
I feel the same way. Chris is flourishing
king of the consistent quality content we all need rn
HE IS
Sarah baska playing ‘life is strange’ is also helping carry UA-cam!!
"I honestly don't even know if I'm high or just out of breath"
2 mins later: *yelling at a fly in an Australian accent*
🤣🤣🤣
I saw edibles and clicked in 2.5 seconds cos Chris high gives me life
No way did Chris like my comment I'm fucking crying
you must be high because 2,5 seconds is kind of a long time to click on a video
I love anything that involves edibles !! Daily edible user. Love being stoned w/ Chris
Isn't that him all the time though...... Not to call you out or anything, Chris. Buuuuuut me fucking too.
Tom Jo who’s the UA-camr who gets high and orders shit online because Chris and that ho gives me life 😂
STARRING IN SAUSAGE PARTY AS THE LITERAL SAUSAGE
zebrastr1pes i laughed so hard
“Guys she literally just did this”
*does it flawlessly*
i choked when he did that, my lentil soup? on the floor.
Right!? I was expecting him to mess it up or something but he didn't lol
“That’s what my downstairs looks like? Jesus Christ.”
My mom is a yoga teacher I’m sending her this video
She thought it was funny to watch you struggle lol.
So some teachers enjoy to see the students (?) struggling lol
When did you buy crocs last Katie rose?
Stay the fuck out of this Dan
Like if weed is still illegal for you. I’m curious.
Mya Q I live in Kansas : (
It’s illegal for me. Sad.
Texas here. Probably won’t ever be legal or it’ll be the last to legalize
I wish it was. I wanna try it so bad
New York here
okay but that handstand in the beginning was soooo impressive
Demi Netto That pose is so fun!
“when can i go to the watering hole the cow needs to drink”😂😂😂
“My body guides me to the fridge every night at 11pm.” Sammeee
When you said “I can’t hear you over the sound of my own breath.” I FELT THAT.
Please making a cooking segment called Baked with Chris, my life would be complete
“For those wondering, it is exhausting being me.”
BIGGEST. MOOD. EVER.
Thank you Chris for always making content that makes me laugh sooo much. I know I can always count on a smile when a new video pops up.
Honestly.... when have you ACTUALLY had the hats? And are they ever coming back? Like, EVER!?!?
Anna K 😂 Shane! Conspiracy!
someone checked a while ago, he had hats in October 😂
Vilaa Svilaa
WHO checked!? Do we have proof!? 🤨🤔🧐
@@vildanahamzic6512 I have been subbed for *at least* a year and I feel like he hasn't ever had hats while I've been watching
@@vildanahamzic6512 Ok so I actually went back and checked. Turns out he did have hats when I first started watching but he hasn't had them since April 2019. The last vid he had them in was Asking Strangers About Billie Eilish from 31st March 2019.
When Chris started yelling at the fly in an Australian accent I fucking DIED 😂😂😂
“WE DONT HAVE THE BUDGET FOR YOU”
psa: shapewear and athletic wear are not interchangeable lmaoo
HAHAHAH
or you could wear shape wear to do yoga and just yell "WHAT THE FUCK KIM"
18 seconds in and i’m scared
yeah fair
Do a "I ate edibles and learned tiktok dances"
OMG YES!😂😂😂
I love this
i like dis
So we are not gonna talk about the beef Chris had with the ceiling light thing
Guess not, but we can talk about the sausage shot if you want to. 😉
Glenda yeah we can 😂
“The cow needs to drink” omg I nearly died laughing
this sounds like something your uncle who just got out of prison would do
i want to be offended by his Australian accent but thats exactly how i sound...
chris trying to figure out how to put his hands behind his back is literally me trying to figure out life.
'she is like fully windshield wiping my car" YOOOOLMFAOSOAOAO
Last time I was this early we could still leave the house. Now imma go cry at the memories... 😂
Same
Fly comes into the room
Chris: “you don’t even go here!”
I just finished my last final! I’m an official college graduate with my BA in Psychology; graduating Magna Cum Laude! I haven’t been able to celebrate, obviously, so I just wanted to share my achievement with someone. Congrats to all the other 2020 graduates at whatever stage ❤️
Congrats!! I'm getting my BA in Psyc next year so I'm very jealous right now hayhaha
Congrats to you. I feel so bad that you can't properly celebrate at this time. Once the majority of medical experts all agree that it's safe to return to our normal activities, perhaps the 2020 seniors and graduates will be allowed to hold proms and grad walks or will be included in the 2021 festivities.😊
I'm truly proud of you stranger. Congrats!!!
That's incredible! Congrats on all of your hard work and achievements
Congratulations!
chris yelling at the fly sounded exactly like ja'mie, private high school girl
😅 I'm dead. Honestly, this was impressive. If I took 70 mg of Sativa all I'd be able to do is eat icing straight out of the jar while being extremely paranoid that the FBI is gonna kick down my door any minute.
Linz _ zee omg I was thinking the same! His tolerance is no joke!
Linz _ zee hopefully one day I’ll know what that’s like... come on Florida be like California!
@@lynnhobby32321 Agreed.. I'm in Florida too girl
Is it just or does sativa make u tired also lol
Milligrams
😂💚🙌🏼 ILY
THE INTRO POSE IM CRYINGGG
“Omg she looks like a life alert commercial” 💀
I swear i never click this fast for any other youtuber. Your content SLAPS
I’m convinced chris just doesn’t wanna make any more hats at this point lmao
last time i was this early he had hats in the store...
Laura Barnes so.... never 🥴
at this point i just got used to say "buy my shirts, buy my hats, BUY IT ALL....... i AlSo HaVe A pLaYlISt, stream it NOW" everytime i watch your videos
at this point, what hasn’t chris done
Walked up to Hillary duff in the coffee shop
woken up without anxiety, to start
the bratz challenge lmao if ya know, ya know!
As an aussie, i am confident in saying that you have the BEST Australian accent I've ever heard with Robert Downey Jr coming in at second. When you yelled at that fly, I rolled onto my back from the violent weeze I did
"How California can Chris become" I'm done 😂
“Hi my name is Chris, I’m starting in Sausage party as the literal sausage.”......*spits Chinese food ALL over countertop*
“Honey... my knee doesn’t do that anymore.” Says Chris at 26... but i feel it.😂
Smoking a doob right now and can’t wait to have a good laugh! High Chris! Hugs from Canada
Only way to watch Chris 🤓
WHY IS SHE GOING SO FAST 😭😭
I’m having a hard time breathing just watching this, can’t imagine you doing this high
"when are we going to the watering hole? the cow needs to drink" I CANT
Omg one of his plants looks like it's still alive ( I don't know why I had to point that out ) 🌿🌝
DO PEOPLE WANT A PLANT UPDATE VIDEO???
@@chrisklemens YES WE DO
That’s the first thing I noticed 😂
again lemme say it: CHRIS DESERVES MORE FOLLOWERS
“This is like a life alert commercial” so dead
chris uploads *drops everything*
“we don’t have the budget for you” is me talking to myself ordering clothes online
OMG WHEN YOU DID THE AUSTRALIAN ACCENT I STARTED SCREAMING CLEOOOOO 😂😂😂
"my body guides me to the fridge every night at 11 pm" i felt that.
do you ever do anything not intoxicated?
because i honestly don’t since quarantine😅
the way he flopped his head on the mat 😂
I never realized how watching someone else do yoga while you do absolutely nothing could be so calming, thanks Chris!
7:59 "guys she literally just did this" *does it perfectly*
Hahah I was impressed when he did that!
“I’m inhale cow, exhale cat, moon-Scorpio”
I get high and can't even pour myself a glass of water
I seriously was watching this and couldn't stop laughing. Chris is comedy gold. 😂
I wonder how much weed Chris has smoked this quarantine?
I haven’t laughed this hard in so long! You’re the best
the title is already a mood. Also is it bad that ive officially watched 164 million tik toks😐 IM BORED YOU CANT BLAME ME
This is probably a bad idea but- I ate edibles and watched bad ASMR or Mukbangs
Honestly Chris should’ve just skipped the yoga
70MG!?!?! bruh..... I accidentally did a 20mg gummy one time and not only blacked out.. but pretty sure was sucked into a fucking time warp. 70 would k*ll me lmao
I just sent this to my mom who is a yoga teacher, she told me she was honored to receive this video. Fully cry laughing the entire time, this was incredible.
You are BRAVE lol
Hahaha you sounded like Ja'mie :-p That actually wasn't a terrible Aussie impression 😄🌹❤ Usually people butcher our accent so much that they sound British or South African, but you can actually tell that was an Aussie attempt, so well done 🌹 (Its at 11:40)
at least someone is being productive in this quarantine
My brother-in-laws mom does what she calls hot yoga (which exists already) but her version is getting high, going to the beach, run for five minutes, then just sit there high as a kite hahaha
Only thing good that came out of being in quarantine was finding out about his channel from the legendary Romaine lettuce exchange with Chrissy
A. C NOOOO WAYYYY ahh what I would do to discover him again.. pls watch all the molds and crafts and hair dye okay I’m so happy for u
I remember when I was watching Chris when he was at 20k+ subs. He’s come such a long way and it’s so nice to see x
Haven’t laughed this hard in a whileeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😂😂🤣😭😭😂😫😩😂 I’m in stitches
had me cackling the ENTIRE video. you win Chris. you just win
The “where are you?” To the fly has me gone 😂
why did i think this was a good idea to watch while eating, i litterally CHOKED and almost died on my food😂
You yelling at the fly while doing an accent caught me so off guard
I love doing yoga high😂 Extremely entertaing video as always❤
The last time I was this early there was still hats
ive been getting high and watching your videos during quarantine... more like binge watching them actually. Just just thank you for existing :)
imagine being a yoga professional and watching this tomfoolery
This is one of my favorite videos from Chris I needs more views omg
Follow a yoga tutorial but you cant watch it, you can only listen
Why is this exactly what we used to do to warm up for one of my dance classes... did my teacher legit copy this it’s EXACT
“now my nuts are divided into 18 states” whyshsy
this is my favourite video I have ever watched !!!!
Chris fully gerrymandered his undercarriage lol
i could not stop laughing omg my stomach hurts now
You need to collab with Brandi TV!!!!!!
I have never heard parenthesis used in any other video apart from when Clare half sour does her making things gourmet 😂
Chris you should do a Shaun T insanity workout
Last time I took edibles I thought I was having a seizure and I threw up 4 times 🙃 so you’re doing great sweaty
I'm out of breath watching this..
this was an ironically stressful video