That ain’t even a cow it’s a prison punishment loaf you get in solitary confinement slapped between soggy bread and pieces of flavored plastic labeled bacon and slime that is labeled as Gouda cheese
I feel like a lot of these products were developed for old army C-rations, didn't make the cut, but the companies that made them were like "well we can't let these absolute gems go to waste!"
I read an article back in the 1980s that explained how almost all of the foods in the grocery store were repackaged and commercialized versions of military rations developed during world war two and the early years of the cold war. Even boil in bag meals were adaptations of developments at Natick labs when they were creating the new MRE rations. Frozen foods, canned foods, dehydrated or reconstituted meats and vegetables, etc.
@@orangeisthenewblack1012 I can remember several situations that I've been in that would make you eat your words let alone a burger in a can. You've obviously lived an easy life.
Instead of this just get in n out/ five guys/ that one local place that your dad would used to take you too but you still can’t remember the name even tho it’s amazing every time. You know the one.
In the 70s, my dad opened a burger in a can at the grocery store, took a few bites, said he was fine, he went to the next aisle where someone had farted, and dad projectiled puked the burger and about 7 beers, everything smelled like Cheetos, that started a chain reaction, I was dry heaving, some old guy barfed in the soup aisle, just was nasty
When a country exports a food they usually only have to obey the countries food laws that they're exporting to, some European countries will sell high fructose corn syrup or other foods that are illegal, restricted, or just unwanted in the EU. Coke for example sells real sugar sodas outside the US and uses High Fructose Corn Syrup locally. There are/were some canned burgers made and/or marketed in the US that had similar ingredients. They dont need many flavor enhancers or preservatives since they use a shelf stable bread, fake cheese, and a metric shitload of salt and the whole thing is extremely dry to the point that it's basically 2 crackers with a piece of jerky between them with most of the "moisture" coming from all the fat and oil in the burger and cheese. That's actually the reason that McDonalds burgers can sometimes go weeks, months, or years without getting moldy: they have so much salt and so little moisture once they dry out that the meat is basically jerky and anything salty and dry enough is essentially immune to mold and bacteria (fortunately dad's are immune to salt poisoning and have evolved to hunt and devour insanely salty foods like these keeping their population in check).
Jannie Schlüter not sure if you know how insurance benefits you...try to buy prescription drugs without insurance, see how far youll get before youre on the streets
It's the same with military MRE's: the MRE pizza is horrifying compared to real pizza but it's worth its weight in gold when you're 500 miles from the nearest pizzeria.
666phoenix27 We don't have that in the UK. I tried 5 guys though, they've set up here recently. It was overpriced averageness. If I can make it at home then I won't go out and buy it!
HRHooChicken agreed. and I didn't think in n out would be anything special until it came to my town and I tried it. its better quality and cheaper than everything else somehow. I hope you may try it someday
Viva Loca Just asking cause you said fallout but in the game fallout all the food is 200 years old and there is Salisbury steak wonder what that'd be like in real life....but it never expires still...
Will KA lol I don’t like canned food like this...I mean you saw the video the burger was cooked medium rare...I would have not eaten this and the life span of 3 years?!’v idk I wouldn’t want to put my taste buds through misery
@@xHaloxReviewerx117x I'm guessing the burger is red due to preservatives. nitrites will keep meat red even when it's fully cooked but the outside can turn brown due to chemical reactions or oxidation since its closer to the air than the center.
Let me give you my two cents: Your pronunciation of "Worcestershiresauce" was spot on. Nowhere on the can does it say anything about chocolate powder (Schokoladenpulver or Kakaopulver in German). It doesn't look very appetizing, I give you that, but since it's made in Germany and we have some of the most strict laws worldwide when it comes to food, I'd eat it without any hesitation whatsoever. All the best and stay healthy 👍
@@shawnferguson7477 Where on the can did you spot potato powder (Kartoffelpulver) ? There is no potato powder listed, only potato starch (Kartoffelstärke) which he translated correctly. Besides, he pretty much read out everything in the correct order and only at the end he added the mysterious chocolate powder. I'm starting to believe he did it on purpose just to confuse us 🤨😁 Nice headstand btw 👍
Ich hol mir auch ein paar ^^ Will mal wissen wie die schmecken. ist mit sicherheit um einiges billiger als bei McDonalds oder so wahrscheinlich schmeckts sogar besser haha
I've tried a regular hamburger in a can before, you can salvage it a little by pulling the bun away and sticking it in a toaster, give it some texture too!
WHy do they put the burger in the can all together? Imagine if everything was separated. Bread vacuum sealed, sauce in packets, etc. Then you just open the can and put it together. It might not be the best burger in the world but it'd be a lot better than this slimy mess.
True they should also include a mini portable grill and some pickles and ketchup packets and a side of fries and maybe a large soda and a #3 also. These aren’t for everyday consumption. They are for times where you need tightly packed and long lasting meals for travel or emergencies. Go to McDonald’s if you have the time and space to do all that.
@@albivex8610 Yea because adding plastic barriers is equal to putting a grill in there. Everything separately packaged and vacuum sealed wouldn't taken extra space. If anything it would probably be smaller. And for emergency consumption and long travels it would be especially important that the food stays edible. Wet bread isn't a good at staying shelf stable. It can become a breeding ground for bacteria extremely easily.
@@BenRajan it’s more space 100% and more waste to carry and more cost for the manufacturers. Don’t think these guys had the word “edible” in mind when creating this thing.
Yeah here in Bavaria we eat that all the time :D The dude who thought up that monstrosity was actually on TV over here. Maybe 10 years ago. Considering our food regulations here which are much tighter than in the US I would prefer this ugly thing over some things he ate on this channel :D
Hey look it’s Cram. Cram restores 5 Hit Points but also gives you a small amount of radiation in the form of 3 rads. In addition, it is used in the recipe for caravan lunch and fire ant fricassée.
Torxx "Man I don't know why I got cancer! I did everything possible to avoid it! I dont know anymore..." *chewing canned burger and smoking a cigarette*
@@barelywokesparethejokerare3315 "homie" ... That thing wouldn't exist if not a single person in the world didn't eat those things. Yes, some people in the U.S do eat those things. lol.
I just randomly came upon this video and when you got the part where you said " I spit it out" I have never felt more relief for another human being in my whole life. Dear lord. Thanks for doing this for us lol.
Bethany Henderson, I'm not a fan of Ramsey. As a Marine, I couldn't take the screaming of a chef seriously, lol. However I do give him mad respect on his success.
In the end its about the amount eaten. If it's small enough all those acids will kill everything left and even if something survives, that is what we got an immune system for.
This Wolfe guy is annoying as fuck, always freaking out about things not being safe (even though they're always produced in countries with rigorous food safety standards) or having to eat "soggy broccoli." I bet as a kid he was one of those irritating little fucks who wouldn't eat meals that had been made for him and was always picking at his food and making faces. I know stuff out a can isn't exactly fine dining but I wish he would actually give stuff a try. Ashens is way better.
You have already failed if you are pussy enough to get disgusted by a burger in a can. Honestly I didn't know it till now but I am pretty sure you won't die from it! And if you won't die, you can eat it!
"If the zombie apocalypse was upon us this wouldn't be to bad, but if you have other food to eat this IS bad". I love it epic line! love how you said it.
I remember when I was about 12, I put a can of “All day breakfast” in the shopping trolley and my mum gave me a real hard time about it. Me being me though, kept arguing until she gave in. I swear to God, you never listen to your parents when you’re a kid and because of that you do make some dumb choices. It amazes me that this kind of shit is produced for supermarkets. It’s literally death in a can
@@JohnDoeplaceuknown haha. No, so did I back then. I thought it was great but it’s only now I’m older and I realise how toxic it is for you 🤮 would never eat that shit now
@@emelyne2232 it’s got like a mini scotch egg in it, a button mushroom, bits of bacon that may as well be dog food and sausages you wouldn’t feed TO a dog 🤢 honestly you’ve heard it here first, don’t try it 🙅🏻♂️
I've been on dash diet for high blood pressure. I've gotten used to minimal salt. I think this would make my whole body shrivel up at this point lol. Great video
Yeah you impugn the "burger in a can" now, but just wait until the zombie apocalypse hits. After 18 months of scrabbling for anything edible (assuming you survive that long), you'll be thinking the bacon cheeseburger-in-a-can is the finest meal you've ever had. ;)
You pronounced Worcestershire sauce correctly... I don’t know why people would be telling you that you can’t pronounce it! There’s not many people who do not live here in the uk that can pronounce it.. good job 👍🏼
I never understood people who cannot pronounce this word. Worce-ster-shire. 'Wur-ster-shur'. My dear god. It like the retards who don't grasp the correct pronunciation of the name 'Dufresne'.
This looks like something intended for people who live far from ordinary stores. Like in certain areas of Alaska. Maybe the Alps. If you were snowed in, or trapped by an avalanche this might be good to have in the pantry.
Exactly. Everyone acting like this is something people would just crack open on a Tuesday night are ridiculous. It would go in a preparedness kit or with emergency rations.
My theory is as follows. This must be mostly purchased and eaten by dirt poor people with little intelligence (usually the reason they are dirt poor). Basically they will have no food what so ever in there apartment or cardboard box, and only some loose change in their pocket. They will proceed to the store, buy this, take it home, open it, and even as stupid as they are probably realize it's gross. But considering it is literally the only food they have they end up eating it. In turn it kills some brain cells and cuts years of their lifespan, thereby removing some of the stupidity from the world. Meanwhile in some penthouse a rich elitist is laughing as his personal chef prepares him a meal that would cost the poor person 2 months salary. And he probably doesn't even finish it all.
If it's german food, than it can't be toxic. And the good thing about it's canned is, that you can eat it like 100 years later, 'cause it's kind of unperishable.
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You are not supposed to eat it cold. Not an honest review at all.
I'm German and I've never seen this before, I guess it's cause my parents love me
Some Guy Hahaha 😃😂😐😐
Some Guy I'm german too. Just wanted to put that out there.
Madchen do muslims love you
Nazgûl r u Muslim I am and if ur being mean shut the thing up
Nazgûl 😭😭😭
It expires today
O.o
good job buddy. you can read :)
@@pagebrad fuck you
mashed potatoes | your name is mashed potatoes and your profile picture is a cat. bye lmao
Ishtar / Stepmaniac you have an anime profile picture which disregards your opinion and before you pull the ninja card I’m joking
RIP to the cow that gave its life to be an undercooked, soggy, canned cheese burger
That ain’t even a cow it’s a prison punishment loaf you get in solitary confinement slapped between soggy bread and pieces of flavored plastic labeled bacon and slime that is labeled as Gouda cheese
Lol I laughed so hard at this comment
that aint from no cow, plastic maybe?
Should be the same sensation for a tree that became paper to a Justin Bieber notebook.
@@85square human maybe 💀
I feel like a lot of these products were developed for old army C-rations, didn't make the cut, but the companies that made them were like "well we can't let these absolute gems go to waste!"
Thats what I was thinking... I wonder what this man would think of veggie omelet 😂
I read an article back in the 1980s that explained how almost all of the foods in the grocery store were repackaged and commercialized versions of military rations developed during world war two and the early years of the cold war.
Even boil in bag meals were adaptations of developments at Natick labs when they were creating the new MRE rations. Frozen foods, canned foods, dehydrated or reconstituted meats and vegetables, etc.
A stray cat would not eat that shit that came out of a can disgusting.
Definitely a possibility.. or just developed for people who want to hold onto an emergency food supply for one reason or another.
@@orangeisthenewblack1012 I can remember several situations that I've been in that would make you eat your words let alone a burger in a can. You've obviously lived an easy life.
this burger look like the nasty patty from spongebob
OH MY GOD, IT’S- Yoshimaniac.
Yos
Instead of this just get in n out/ five guys/ that one local place that your dad would used to take you too but you still can’t remember the name even tho it’s amazing every time. You know the one.
I always wanted to eat the nasty burger tbh it always looked good to me ik how it sounds sorry
I think he killed the inspector
“I’ll be here all week” I mean maybe not if you eat that burger
Good one 😂😂
Haha!
Dude that was super good.
Wish-ter-shire !
good one
In the 70s, my dad opened a burger in a can at the grocery store, took a few bites, said he was fine, he went to the next aisle where someone had farted, and dad projectiled puked the burger and about 7 beers, everything smelled like Cheetos, that started a chain reaction, I was dry heaving, some old guy barfed in the soup aisle, just was nasty
Jesus christ
@@christophermykal2604 it was horrifying, I won't ever forget that day, I want to say it was 1977
Please tell more
Lmao
Thanks for making me laugh today
ah, nothing beats the old canned burger video
i come back here every so often to remember that this really exists
I almost forgot watching this in 2022. Almost.
Sane here. :D
Mostly for survival, starvation situations where you would be grateful to eat a canned burger. x'D
Or if you want to die
I'd eat a squirrel first.
I would eat my arm first
@@paulsecrest9427 lol
you,d kill for it during a nuclear holocaust
When the zombie apocalypse happens...This will be a gourmet meal
ConfusedProgrammer closer than you think
It's actually happening.
May
Mr. Wolff no it isn’t, covid-19 is not the worst thing ever.
Twinkies will be a fine dessert to go with that burger
oh wow...
No.... Just no.......
Todd's Kitchen Todd!
Todd's Kitchen
The inner Chef in Todd puked out so much, I think Todd puked as well
I think they should separate the ingredients to reduce soggy ness having everything together was stupid
Todd's Kitchen in a event of an apocalypse, food would be scarse and this would probably taste really good by then
Todd's Kitchen You are correct Sir!!
Bacon Cheeseburger in a can sounds really dystopian.
Had to google that word. Good word
Wait for the can of supreme nachos with beans and cheese sauce.
yeah, seriously. like something you'd find in Fallout
Cyberpunk 2077
They should send all of these to North Korea. Sure beats eating rats
It says premium quality twice. I'm convinced.
3 times
No doubt 😁
They can only say it twice if it's true.
I feel bad for the cows how died to be a burger in a can
Kevinc4666 Deez nuts I'd want to be a five guys burger 😂
Kevinc4666 Deez nuts "cows"
Kevinc4666 Deez nuts
>Cows
>Implying this is real beef
I would want to be a chick fil a sandwich because I wouldn't be killed 😄
It's European burger... There's probably horse meat mixed in with the beef.
The burger finally expired
Who cares it was already opened
Juan Davila r/woosh
civilians : thats disgusting
soldier : wow we getting michelin restaurant stuff now ?
Lol. Hard out. Especially In the trenches of WW1.
Word.
hahahahahahahaha so funny dude
@James Wakefield What do you have to say about MRE Steve though? He seems to enjoy the MREs
Imagine being lost and after days with no food you find this in a cave..
In a survival situation, this can save your life. In all other situations, it will ruin it.
LOL Thanks for watching!
I would rather eat roaches and scorpions like man vs wild.
I think I'd rather starve
agent475816 Are you gonna drink your own piss too? I've tasted mine and that shit ain't right.
Michael I don't know who's stupider. The person for suggesting to drink their own piss or you, who actually did it
It probably has the same nutritional value as sock
I got Lumbago you don’t know what a joke is do you friend?
Cotton or Rayon?
A sock would at least have less salt content
Bro If presented with said options....bitch gimme the sock!
@@thatsalrightwithmeman7867 shut the fuck up
What came out of that can looked like an old army ration from 1950 that was just opened after 70 years.
Let's get this out onto a tray
*NICE.*
Nice
Did it have a nice hiss at least?
Still can't believe 1950 was 70 years ago
Nice hiss.
I would pay so much money to watch Gordon Ramsey review this.
he'd literally blow up in rage
W
"IT'S SOAKING WET DIAPER SHIT" here you go
he will throw the can in the garbage without even opening it!
That needs to happen. No matter how bad these crimes against food are, he's eaten worse on Kitchen Nightmares.
Don’t eat for 3 days out in the bush and they’re delicious
Thats the key.
Except that when you're in the bush and haven't eaten for 3 days, you'll hardly find a burger in a can.
That's why it should be categorized as survival food, not everyday consumption.
I mean, heat it up, it would be fine. Rehydrate it a bit with some water.
I’d hug the hangman too if he was the first one I saw after wandering lost in the bush for three days.
Just saying, this could worth a rolex in the apocalypse.
i´d rather eat a rolex than this in case of the apocalypse.
But who would need a Rolex during the apocalypse..
AChocolateStarr Well, you need to know time.
Touka Kirishima 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
AChocolateStarr worth a Rolex, not need a Rolex. Dumb ass
+7 Rads
+2 HP
(Fallout players)
Sir Galahad hahah good one 😂
Lol
Goddamit... i was enjoying my 200+ year old Nuka cola while seeing this
@Benosoar or the vault dwellers...
Increases thirst
Those ingredients were surprisingly good. If it were an American product, the ingredients wouldn’t fit on that label
But the fact that the German goverment allowed this...
@@chew7656 Not that bad considering things they’ve allowed in the past LOL
@@xCkillaxC bruh
When a country exports a food they usually only have to obey the countries food laws that they're exporting to, some European countries will sell high fructose corn syrup or other foods that are illegal, restricted, or just unwanted in the EU. Coke for example sells real sugar sodas outside the US and uses High Fructose Corn Syrup locally. There are/were some canned burgers made and/or marketed in the US that had similar ingredients. They dont need many flavor enhancers or preservatives since they use a shelf stable bread, fake cheese, and a metric shitload of salt and the whole thing is extremely dry to the point that it's basically 2 crackers with a piece of jerky between them with most of the "moisture" coming from all the fat and oil in the burger and cheese. That's actually the reason that McDonalds burgers can sometimes go weeks, months, or years without getting moldy: they have so much salt and so little moisture once they dry out that the meat is basically jerky and anything salty and dry enough is essentially immune to mold and bacteria (fortunately dad's are immune to salt poisoning and have evolved to hunt and devour insanely salty foods like these keeping their population in check).
I would love to see gordon ramsay critique this atrocity, we all know he would do a beautiful job of doing so
"soggy, fucking dry and bland"
- Gordon Ramsay
Its fuckin Raw!
*WHERREESS THE LAMB SAAAUCCEE!!!*
Noah Meakin he'd probably cry just looking at it.
He’d have a fucking stroke
You said worcestershire sauce correctly!
Dr Jake's Very British Reviews better then hearing "worchester" sauce
worchester is the region the sauce comes from though
CRIPPLEDBEEF27 not true you stupid bugger
CRIPPLEDBEEF27 fuck you bugga
But not cumin
Dont let your health insurance company watch you eating this stuff.
Health insurances don't want people to be "healthy". They want people to work AND to be on prescription drugs. Hope this woke you up.
Jannie Schlüter not sure if you know how insurance benefits you...try to buy prescription drugs without insurance, see how far youll get before youre on the streets
@bape gawd kakashi
You did not understand the point. lol
@Soviet who Cuts
Sleep more, sheep.
Health insurance agents HATE him!
Imagine, you got lost for some weeks and you found this can. This would feel like christmas.
I'd use this as bait to trap a dog (post apocalypse, of course). "Fire up the grill, we eat tonight!"
It's the same with military MRE's: the MRE pizza is horrifying compared to real pizza but it's worth its weight in gold when you're 500 miles from the nearest pizzeria.
Let’s get this onto a tray...nice...oh wait wrong UA-camr
Haha
Steve rocks
Who is Steve
My guy lol
@Border Reiver bitch, stfu
these will be delicacies after the apocalypse lmfao
LOL Thanks for watching!
slycooper2002 No. In the year NEVER.
Echi this made my day
Facts
There is so much oil, the US wants to invade that burger.
Hue hue *MY OIL*
Nice
No thank you. I think we’ll pass on this.
WuzNab And Islam is a religion of peace 👌🏻
We don't invade other countries for oil. We invade them for Israel.
That canned hamburger is actually healthier than the hamburger's they sell at the gas station.
Maybe avoid both?
@@karangtavana1283 yes
@@karangtavana1283 unless you want to guest star in a ChubbyEmu video.
yet losers eat em
@@ForExampleJonpresenting ☝️to the emergency room
Starving to death probably tastes better than this shit
Cam Cannon I was laughing so hard when I read your comment 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Big Chops 7.62x39 lmaooo
No
at least it has more meat than McDonald's big mac
How dare you imply disdain for the Big Mac. The Big Mac is the best burger in world. A good burger isn't just a lump of beef in a bun.
HRHooChicken you ever had in n out bruh? Best burger ever
666phoenix27 We don't have that in the UK. I tried 5 guys though, they've set up here recently. It was overpriced averageness. If I can make it at home then I won't go out and buy it!
HRHooChicken agreed. and I didn't think in n out would be anything special until it came to my town and I tried it. its better quality and cheaper than everything else somehow. I hope you may try it someday
IN N Out is in Cali only I think. i have a bunch where I live and it's bomb. FR its fresh and everything but the fries suck
Oh, come on! If people can eat Tide pods you can swallow that burger!
Shamus Farmer your nasty you sound like you eat tide pods
prettygirl twinkle Dude, it's a joke.
prettygirl twinkle How do you know what he sounds like?
prettygirl twinkle You can hear text from a monitor?
Im a German, and im a little bit concerned about such products leaving our country, because we never see them inside the country haha
@doubleheadergr also from Michigan....I'll second that lmao
German food is very poor. This doesn't surprise me.
@@michaelairley2015 You should come to Austria for good food
@@nicowatzek325 Haha. Come on. Joking right? Austria has no food to speak of.
They are made in the U.K.
Even maggots spit this burger out and ask for some rotten meat
jojibot josuke is best jojo
frootjooce climb on down off that high horse.
Fucking idiots.
CIAO DOWN.
Faster than the fastest Fast Food you can find.
Guaranteed to give you the runs.
CIAO DOWN.
great food in case of a fallout
hmmm if you boil it yhey are actually delicious with a bit of mayo
Viva Loca Exactly. When you don't have anything else, this would probably taste amazing.
Viva Loca this fuckin burger is fallout. the no generate power for 600 homes off this one burger
Viva Loca Just asking cause you said fallout but in the game fallout all the food is 200 years old and there is Salisbury steak wonder what that'd be like in real life....but it never expires still...
yes i'd just stack up on these and Blamco Mac and Cheese
imagine someone actually comes home looking forward to eating that burger
Will KA I do everyday
xHaloxReviewerx117x wouldn't be surprised I've ate food like that before and i actually liked it lol
Will KA lol I don’t like canned food like this...I mean you saw the video the burger was cooked medium rare...I would have not eaten this and the life span of 3 years?!’v idk I wouldn’t want to put my taste buds through misery
@@xHaloxReviewerx117x I'm guessing the burger is red due to preservatives. nitrites will keep meat red even when it's fully cooked but the outside can turn brown due to chemical reactions or oxidation since its closer to the air than the center.
I won’t mind eating it.
Let me give you my two cents: Your pronunciation of "Worcestershiresauce" was spot on. Nowhere on the can does it say anything about chocolate powder (Schokoladenpulver or Kakaopulver in German). It doesn't look very appetizing, I give you that, but since it's made in Germany and we have some of the most strict laws worldwide when it comes to food, I'd eat it without any hesitation whatsoever. All the best and stay healthy 👍
Wird in UK hergestellt.
@@mYm_StaGe6 Dann schau mal bei 1:26. Da steht in gut lesbaren Lettern: Hergestellt in Deutschland/Produced in Germany. Der Firmensitz ist im UK 👍
@@BloodyBrilliant ach du scheisse
i think he translated the potato powder wrong (kartoffelpulver)
@@shawnferguson7477 Where on the can did you spot potato powder (Kartoffelpulver) ? There is no potato powder listed, only potato starch (Kartoffelstärke) which he translated correctly. Besides, he pretty much read out everything in the correct order and only at the end he added the mysterious chocolate powder. I'm starting to believe he did it on purpose just to confuse us 🤨😁 Nice headstand btw 👍
That burger looks like what they give me at school
Zelada212; You sure?
+The Ultimate Gamer2016 I've seen those burgers at school and Zelada is not exaggerating.
Just a lot less meat and cheese and no bacon and usually a hard dry whole grain bun, yep. That shit sucks.
foreal hes not lying and it would make your stomach hurt smelling it
Same in my school which it cost like $3
*"The state of mind of the person who put a whole cheeseburger in a can"*
he's killing it today
It really started out as a army ration is no different than spam and lots of people eat spam no different than Vienna sausages people eat that stuff
Looks like a krabby patty supreme
Spongebob would deffinently eat that lol
krazy raccoon98 nasty patty
Lmaooo
Don't you mean crappy patty
Do not tarnish the Krusty Krab😤
This is worthy of its weight in gold in a zombie apocalypse
This. The trade value after 18 months would be unreal
Gold is useless but you’ll need lot of toilet paper.
You throw it at the zombies?
Okay im from germany, I gotta find out where I can get that stuff. This will make a perfect Christmas present for my best friend lmao
aldi bro aldi
eBay or Amazon
Ich glaub die gibts bei EDEKA usw
Haha ich schau mal nach, bin ja mal gespannt :D
Ich hol mir auch ein paar ^^ Will mal wissen wie die schmecken. ist mit sicherheit um einiges billiger als bei McDonalds oder so wahrscheinlich schmeckts sogar besser haha
Now, I know where my school get their foods.
No, but I'm serious.
+Hanaihau Hargous lol
@@ScottOctober Never thought I would see myself again here.
Thank you for helping me lose weight
You are a genius. I will channel my disgust into food avoidance
“With the amount of salt in it, nothing can live”
Including humans
He died three days later. Rip you hero
Lol 😂
I've tried a regular hamburger in a can before, you can salvage it a little by pulling the bun away and sticking it in a toaster, give it some texture too!
Larry Bundy Jr shut the fuck up hack
Does she leave a ot of comments on random youtube videos too then? :D
Larry Bundy Jr ...
Larry Bundy Jr. Dude I'm in a Wolfe Pit video when Larry Bundy Jr. shows up! Crossover! "What Are We Playing"????
Considering how many Collab's you've done with Ashens... I'm honestly unsurprised you know how to salvage these things...
Bet you hit a million views on this video before that expiration date passes.
Joey Z It happened!!
Joey Z I bet he does too 😂
Joey Z come on back he did
Welllppp 😩
Joey Z no
WHy do they put the burger in the can all together? Imagine if everything was separated. Bread vacuum sealed, sauce in packets, etc. Then you just open the can and put it together. It might not be the best burger in the world but it'd be a lot better than this slimy mess.
Because its a burgir
True they should also include a mini portable grill and some pickles and ketchup packets and a side of fries and maybe a large soda and a #3 also. These aren’t for everyday consumption. They are for times where you need tightly packed and long lasting meals for travel or emergencies. Go to McDonald’s if you have the time and space to do all that.
@@albivex8610 They should also include a little telephone booth on the side of the Canned meat so you can call McDonalds.
@@albivex8610 Yea because adding plastic barriers is equal to putting a grill in there. Everything separately packaged and vacuum sealed wouldn't taken extra space. If anything it would probably be smaller. And for emergency consumption and long travels it would be especially important that the food stays edible. Wet bread isn't a good at staying shelf stable. It can become a breeding ground for bacteria extremely easily.
@@BenRajan it’s more space 100% and more waste to carry and more cost for the manufacturers. Don’t think these guys had the word “edible” in mind when creating this thing.
Zombie apocalypse levels of survival kinda food.
Jon Showen I rather be eaten by a zombie that survive on this crap
😂😁🤣🤣🤣😃
This is actually luxury if you talk about a Shits hit the fan scenario x)
I'd still rather eat this than a possum
Yup
I love this guy's sense of humor. 😂
M y t h i c a l B e a r ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ german food
M y t h i c a l B e a r ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
I like Bobby Hill's sense of humor better.
M y t h i c a l B e a r ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ that giggle
M y t h i c a l B e a r ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 200th like
G A Y
This is German cuisine at it's finest and I speak from experience.
Yeah here in Bavaria we eat that all the time :D The dude who thought up that monstrosity was actually on TV over here. Maybe 10 years ago. Considering our food regulations here which are much tighter than in the US I would prefer this ugly thing over some things he ate on this channel :D
Knorkrax That’s racist!
no its not lol
alter, seid ihr ok da unten? xD meine arterien verstopfen allein bei dem anblick, ekelhaft
Can confirm. Im from Germany and Im eating 3 cans of burgers and 1 can of hotdogs while watching this.
Man that's really disgusting
Je l' da?
@@starship9629 baš vala
I'm somewhat impressed that it actually kinda looked like a burger.
It did, but it sure didn't taste like one! LOL
TheWolfePit I love your channel..The jokes the sarcasm everything lol Awesome!!!! You have a new subscriber 👍🏽
Thank you very much Tim I appreciate it!!
The REAL reason why Germany was divided during the Cold War
whether bacon cheeseburger in a can should be a thing or not
Avery, this confirms it. We were destined to be together. Will you marry me?
Yo this guy is unintentionally hilarious. 😂
That's the ultimate type of hilarious!
Facts.
I lol'ed after I read the title.
Isham2 W yes lolll
Gavin James why tf you calling somebody a bitch?
Well, he clearly scripts it to be funny.
If society ever broke down and the food supply was cut shit like this would be worth its weight in gold.
Rat burger would taste just as good!
This would be a delicacy
Except when you eat it and can’t see a doctor because they all closed down
You’re gonna shit your body weight
Feels like that might not be far away.
I think I got food poisoning just from watching this . lol
I got diarrhea.
Same
Trust 🤢
Ingredients of the burger itself: reasonable
Ingredients of cheese: perfectly fine
Ingredients of the bun: Good golly that boi’s a sinner.
I had sheppards pie in a can. It looked like sombody already ate it once. It tasted even worse.
rapturekevin We live in a special time in history where we can get nearly anything in a can.
I can confirm this, I also tried it and it looked like vomit!
Shepard’s pie on its own is good, heck ironically at school we just had some for lunch. Shepard’s pie in a CAN however, no thank you.
you should be lucky it wasn't haggis in a can!
rapturekevin THIS IS F UNNY
Last time I seen one of those burgers it was heated up in a boiling water while in the can, though even properly cooked I wouldn’t recommend them.
Ah! That makes SO much sense!
“I got up the nerve to give the burger a try.”
*Hand starts shaking uncontrollably*
eat this while playing Fallout 4...
Hafizin Khairi *you've gained 500 rads
Hafizin Khairi *you’ve crippled all limbs
Hey look it’s Cram.
Cram restores 5 Hit Points but also gives you a small amount of radiation in the form of 3 rads. In addition, it is used in the recipe for caravan lunch and fire ant fricassée.
Hafizin Khairi fat fuck
Legends say that if you eat it it will Give you Distress calls from fucking Settlements under attack
And ppl still ask themselves why everyone's got cancer these days...
Torxx "Man I don't know why I got cancer! I did everything possible to avoid it! I dont know anymore..." *chewing canned burger and smoking a cigarette*
dunno about over in america but most people dont eat this shit
@@CrAzYpOtHeAd420time homie, nobody in the world, would ever choose to eat that, does it really have to be discussed.
@@barelywokesparethejokerare3315 "homie" ... That thing wouldn't exist if not a single person in the world didn't eat those things. Yes, some people in the U.S do eat those things. lol.
@@barelywokesparethejokerare3315 calm down homeboy
That looks like something you feed people to get them to confess to something, lol.
HAHAHA!
I just randomly came upon this video and when you got the part where you said " I spit it out" I have never felt more relief for another human being in my whole life. Dear lord. Thanks for doing this for us lol.
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Where's Gordon Ramsey when you need him?
Can you IMAGINE his reaction to this?
Can you shut the fuck up? Crack head BITCH.
Bethany Henderson, I'm not a fan of Ramsey. As a Marine, I couldn't take the screaming of a chef seriously, lol. However I do give him mad respect on his success.
In this timeliine his name is Ramsay. He is an alternate version of the Ramsey we used to know. This is an example of the Mandela Effect.
Why did the savv guy get so aggressove
3:27
even the can didnt want to be near it anymore
Excellent
3:28 Love how the can just rolls of and returns to the wild in the background.
Hmmm don't know why this was in my recommended vids but why not?
SteveMRE will eat food from WWII and this dude wont even eat canned food
Let's get it on a tray nice lol we love steve
@@frydemwingz that escalated quickly
In the end its about the amount eaten. If it's small enough all those acids will kill everything left and even if something survives, that is what we got an immune system for.
@@frydemwingz Actually made me lol
This Wolfe guy is annoying as fuck, always freaking out about things not being safe (even though they're always produced in countries with rigorous food safety standards) or having to eat "soggy broccoli." I bet as a kid he was one of those irritating little fucks who wouldn't eat meals that had been made for him and was always picking at his food and making faces. I know stuff out a can isn't exactly fine dining but I wish he would actually give stuff a try. Ashens is way better.
These things were originally made for war.
Goof Radema I remember I had one of these back in Vietnam.
Goof Radema You eat them while playing Battlefield
As projectiles? :D
Marco Resendez lol
theuglykwan lol
As a German man I wholeheartedly apologize to all cows and people for this abomination on behalf of all my countrymen and -women!
Amen Bruder
We Pardon You.
You have failed as a parent if you make your kids eat this.
@Bill Blass You are overreacting to a joke.
Nill Blass I do all that too with my kids, I mean I also molest them but it is only 1 thing so I didn't fail as a parent
You have already failed if you are pussy enough to get disgusted by a burger in a can. Honestly I didn't know it till now but I am pretty sure you won't die from it! And if you won't die, you can eat it!
@@nacho74 there's a lot of things that won't kill you if you eat it but you'd be better off not eating at all
@@theodosios2615 might be a little overboard
"If the zombie apocalypse was upon us this wouldn't be to bad, but if you have other food to eat this IS bad". I love it epic line! love how you said it.
guys in prison gets better burgers
Michiel Marto That's nothing. In third world country public schools they get better burgers.
guys in prison eats better than you
Michiel Marto never lie
I remember when I was about 12, I put a can of “All day breakfast” in the shopping trolley and my mum gave me a real hard time about it. Me being me though, kept arguing until she gave in. I swear to God, you never listen to your parents when you’re a kid and because of that you do make some dumb choices. It amazes me that this kind of shit is produced for supermarkets. It’s literally death in a can
I had the same experience but actually liked it
@@JohnDoeplaceuknown haha. No, so did I back then. I thought it was great but it’s only now I’m older and I realise how toxic it is for you 🤮 would never eat that shit now
Whats an "all day" breakfast??? Lol
@@emelyne2232 it’s got like a mini scotch egg in it, a button mushroom, bits of bacon that may as well be dog food and sausages you wouldn’t feed TO a dog 🤢 honestly you’ve heard it here first, don’t try it 🙅🏻♂️
Well, that answers the age-old question: "Spit or swallow?"
J Ellner wow
J Ellner its irrelevent,in some cases you've already lost once you put in your mouth
>:D
J Ellner a highlighted reply to your own statement.....wtf
J Ellner your mom swollows
After some stank dank I could probably get into that
Frankie Williams hahaha i fw this comment
Frankie Williams exactly
people look at me crazy because i eat hormel tamales in a can! (when high lol)
ThesexyMrX those things come in clutch though!
ThesexyMrX me too 😁
Washyoursister sauce
Lol
Lmao..#Nailedit
I was totally relieved when you said you weren't swallowing and spit it out.
@David Dieni I care
As the burger inventor
the fact this exists is a sin
Look it's little rocket man...... A little phat man who thinks he's tougher than he really is
I was scared but couldn’t look away!!!!!
R Brown Like the people in the movies who just stand there and scream
No like the blondes who run and trip over grass and die.
So are the buns made from canned bread??
I dont why this comment made me laugh...😂
Canned coochieeeeee
@@Leo-dm5ij beat me to it lmao
Squidward will love this
I've been on dash diet for high blood pressure. I've gotten used to minimal salt. I think this would make my whole body shrivel up at this point lol. Great video
At least it serves you well when zombie/any apocalypse happens and there is no food. It would be your first in years to finally have a burger lol.
Yeah you impugn the "burger in a can" now, but just wait until the zombie apocalypse hits. After 18 months of scrabbling for anything edible (assuming you survive that long), you'll be thinking the bacon cheeseburger-in-a-can is the finest meal you've ever had. ;)
lisarenee3505 You played yourself
lisarenee3505 Yeah because it's completly possible for a zombie apocalypse to happen.
+Star Flatinum, What? Dude, it was a joke, as indicated by the little smiley-winky face at the end. Lighten up.
+Elvyn André Cuevas Moreno, Do you not recognize a joke when you see one?
lisarenee3505 Sorry din't see the read more button
even a starving animal wouldn't eat that
Please, never ever change the background music. It's comforting. And so is your voice. I can even fall asleep to it.
I wouldn't feed that shit to a stray dog yuk
Barnabas Collins No doubt about that lol
+Barnabas Collins I would give it a try I love cheese burgers it just needs to be warmed up in the microwave
Barnabas Collins! I love your username I freaking love dark shadows.
Barnabas Collins I will try just about everything and he said it tastes good just looked weird Merry Christmas to you
Funny... food to disgusting to be fed to humans was referred to dogs. That decision was reversed...
You pronounced Worcestershire sauce correctly... I don’t know why people would be telling you that you can’t pronounce it! There’s not many people who do not live here in the uk that can pronounce it.. good job 👍🏼
The German pronounciation is kinda like war chester sauce.
I don't get it either.
I never understood people who cannot pronounce this word. Worce-ster-shire. 'Wur-ster-shur'. My dear god. It like the retards who don't grasp the correct pronunciation of the name 'Dufresne'.
Most slack jawed yokals would pronounce it " War-chester-shy-er"
🤨
He didn’t pronounce it correctly. I live in Worcester and he said it in the commonly mistaken way.
L B 🙄
That looks terrible who in the world said let's stuff a burger in a can
ten22crew
in survival situation you'll be sorry if you did not have this stuff. and some folks go many months stranded in natural disasters
Doris C I enjoy the survival concept my self Fire starting shelter building I believe I'd eat a few grub worms before that
Doris C I enjoy the survival concept my self Fire starting shelter building I believe I'd eat a few grub worms before that.
ten22crew some master torturer
Someone trying to get rich quick
This looks like something intended for people who live far from ordinary stores. Like in certain areas of Alaska. Maybe the Alps. If you were snowed in, or trapped by an avalanche this might be good to have in the pantry.
Exactly. Everyone acting like this is something people would just crack open on a Tuesday night are ridiculous. It would go in a preparedness kit or with emergency rations.
Hold up..is this for real?! This is legal to produce and sell?! And people ever ate this?! Wtf......
My theory is as follows.
This must be mostly purchased and eaten by dirt poor people with little intelligence (usually the reason they are dirt poor).
Basically they will have no food what so ever in there apartment or cardboard box, and only some loose change in their pocket. They will proceed to the store, buy this, take it home, open it, and even as stupid as they are probably realize it's gross. But considering it is literally the only food they have they end up eating it. In turn it kills some brain cells and cuts years of their lifespan, thereby removing some of the stupidity from the world.
Meanwhile in some penthouse a rich elitist is laughing as his personal chef prepares him a meal that would cost the poor person 2 months salary. And he probably doesn't even finish it all.
Yawg moth man if you get on food stamps you can do way better than this lol
John Doe Those things only exist in america so yeah.
If it's german food, than it can't be toxic. And the good thing about it's canned is, that you can eat it like 100 years later, 'cause it's kind of unperishable.
it is canned gourmet food lol was there any instructions on heating it up?
"That's what they give prisoners to punish them" -Wife
Guess they'd rather eat confinement loaf.
Dear God, I hope you are okay after eating this...........
he didn't swallow it.
Charred dont swallow
lol ^^
lol
Trust me, he is not okay, for many reasons.