Absolute Mad Lads - The Video Game Lawyer, Jack Thompson

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  • @CountDankula
    @CountDankula  3 роки тому +549

    Go to buyraycon.com/dankula​ 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon.

  • @gaspee3457
    @gaspee3457 3 роки тому +6368

    Everybody knows that before video games the world was a peaceful utopia

    • @koatam
      @koatam 3 роки тому +331

      Gamer words didn't exist until gamers invented them.

    • @traceyrinaldi4759
      @traceyrinaldi4759 3 роки тому +326

      I too remember when prior to video games we used to just hug and sing kumbaya. Afterwards it was nothing but brutal melee conflicts, school shootings and castle sieges.

    • @lrballistics
      @lrballistics 3 роки тому +342

      Can't imagine what video games Hitler played

    • @bucktiger33
      @bucktiger33 3 роки тому +259

      @@lrballistics monopoly would make anyone commit genocide

    • @thymbandit
      @thymbandit 3 роки тому +98

      I know right, the Second World War was such a peaceful time 🙂

  • @petitponeydu7727
    @petitponeydu7727 3 роки тому +812

    in GTA IV there is a mission where you can kill a lawyer called "Tom Goldberg" that looks a lot like Jack, if you pull out a firearm in front of him he'll say "come on man, guns don't kill video games do !"

    • @matthewpunk2012
      @matthewpunk2012 3 роки тому +109

      Based Niko.

    • @animepussy8356
      @animepussy8356 3 роки тому +114

      >goldberg

    • @gameandgamer1479
      @gameandgamer1479 3 роки тому +43

      @@animepussy8356
      based username, based comment, cringe making me use the word based.

    • @LThaPunisha
      @LThaPunisha 3 роки тому +32

      @@gameandgamer1479 Gay.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +16

      personally I think Jack was a genius form of advertising. if not in the early phase of sabotage from Hollywood for the competition. the Golden Age of Gaming essentially came from the controversy.
      Look who gets rich and then analyze it.
      The situation with Jack is really no different than the scalper scapegoat that the current consoles are using. And At some point people have to realize Jack was basically either paid by Hollywood or the gaming industry or both.
      Hollywood didn't like the competition that the gaming industry was bringing in and the late 80s early 90s. In fact they still don't like it.
      The gaming industry initially may have disliked Jack for his attacks on the gaming industry.
      But his attacks on the gaming Industries just caused more people to purchase the games. so most people would view him as a useful idiot.
      As were any businessman worth their salt would realize Jack was most likely paid by some group to destroy another. and another group because controversy equals more game sales.
      Both Hollywood and overall leftist entertainment as well as the Gaming Community have never really cared for the religious right.
      So just at the right time a crazy idiot magically comes along to fulfill a stereotype that ends up making both Industries more profitable.
      Side Note. This is why if you really know the background most people realize that the Flat Earth movement was actually started by the Liberals.

  • @samhighvoltage
    @samhighvoltage 3 роки тому +2372

    So lemme get this straight. The man told everyone he was Batman, bought himself a Batman watch and some underoos to romp around the office, but didn't buy himself a Batsuit for the courtroom? No balls.

    • @aguyontheinternet9095
      @aguyontheinternet9095 3 роки тому +72

      Wouldn’t surprise me if it was a ploy to get people to think he was nuts.
      Which he was, just not in a specific manner that would get him institutionalized.

    • @BruceEsinemUK
      @BruceEsinemUK 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah but he did go to court with his undies over his trousers :-D

    • @theuzzlepuzzle2656
      @theuzzlepuzzle2656 3 роки тому +27

      He claimed to be playing the role of Batman, but I don't see him running around beating up poor people.
      Seriously though wouldn't Batman be an example of "violent media" in his eyes?

    • @realchilldude1271
      @realchilldude1271 3 роки тому +10

      He exits the courtroom and is swarmed by media. "Yeah...we wont have to worry about that guy anymore." then he sits down in his batmobile and fires it up and the after burner blasts a couple times as the 1960s batman theme starts playing from his radio and he peels out. "Wow....that guys a douchebag." says one of the reporters. lol

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 роки тому +4

      @@theuzzlepuzzle2656 no, he beats up the guys jack hates. That's probably why he likes him so much

  • @thareinpotuhera5255
    @thareinpotuhera5255 3 роки тому +265

    "I'm pretty impressed that Jack survived, actually." Pure comedy gold.

    • @redneckson
      @redneckson Рік тому

      could have been suicided by the Clinton's death squad

  • @tuomio5043
    @tuomio5043 3 роки тому +1106

    "This mussolini guy might be onto something"
    -Count Dankula

    • @chriswalken6129
      @chriswalken6129 3 роки тому +4

      Please start talking About the virus / you need to

    • @tuomio5043
      @tuomio5043 3 роки тому +3

      @@chriswalken6129 me?

    • @asailijhijr
      @asailijhijr 3 роки тому +1

      Wait till you see his chest tattoo.

    • @Volvith
      @Volvith 3 роки тому +10

      @@asailijhijr I still find his defence laughable.
      "I'm not a Nazi because i used to be a communist."
      Shut up. Just shut up.
      Listen... ... _HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF NATIONAL BOLSHEVISM?_

    • @tuomio5043
      @tuomio5043 3 роки тому +28

      @@Volvith he's not a nazi because he is a classical liberal advocating for equal rights and freedom of speech.

  • @MrJobocan
    @MrJobocan 3 роки тому +1264

    I remember Jack Thompson as that time when games journalists seemed to be anti-censorship and pro-consumer. That they were on the side of the gamer. And that's the last time they ever were.

    • @LardAss420
      @LardAss420 3 роки тому +82

      Feels like an eternity ago...

    • @jidk6565
      @jidk6565 3 роки тому +31

      Honestly the more I looked the more I see pro consumer journalism, and bad outliers that get pointed out more often because they are so atrocious
      The biggest problem with journalism I've seen is the absolutely break neck whiplash you get from the quality spikes and drops

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 3 роки тому +36

      I'm going to assume that they were also competent at video games back then as well

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 3 роки тому +24

      @@8-bitsarda747 I wonder if Thompson can get past the Cuphead tutorial.

    • @brendanpelkey120
      @brendanpelkey120 3 роки тому +10

      @@8-bitsarda747 sort of, god hand still got bad review on ign because they were shit at it.

  • @billclinton3862
    @billclinton3862 3 роки тому +1047

    "Something about a stained dress"
    Nice one...

    • @windhelmguard2328
      @windhelmguard2328 3 роки тому +11

      Lol

    • @Goldberg1337
      @Goldberg1337 3 роки тому +44

      Nice to see you in the UA-cam comments section, President Clinton!

    • @billclinton3862
      @billclinton3862 3 роки тому +36

      @@Goldberg1337 Nice to see you too

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 3 роки тому +13

      @@billclinton3862
      Hey Clinton! Get back to work!!

    • @billclinton3862
      @billclinton3862 3 роки тому +48

      @@residentelect Get back to work on your mom!

  • @droidzilla22
    @droidzilla22 3 роки тому +881

    And yet still this guy knew more about video games than Anita Sarkeesian.

    • @catsandalcohol99
      @catsandalcohol99 3 роки тому +96

      At least Jack believes adults can enjoy whatever they want. Basically he's like Helena Lovejoy

    • @ancogaming
      @ancogaming 3 роки тому +4

      hahaha!

    • @3xclusiv3sodak
      @3xclusiv3sodak 3 роки тому +1

      @@catsandalcohol99 unless it's gay sex I guess

    • @-Gax-
      @-Gax- 3 роки тому +1

      @@3xclusiv3sodak
      Do you think he has a problem with "hetro anal"?

    • @masonasaro2118
      @masonasaro2118 2 роки тому +31

      i’ll take 10 jack thompsons over 1 anita sarkeesian any day!

  • @djtripnosys
    @djtripnosys 3 роки тому +1200

    Jack: "It's basically a murder simulator"
    Gamers: "Manhunt is a thing"

    • @valentinegonsalves7322
      @valentinegonsalves7322 3 роки тому +86

      That's the one piece Dank missed.
      Jack Thompson did go after Manhunt and Manhunt 2. And gamers blame him for Rockstar never making Manhunt 3.
      All because of the 2004 Warren Leblanc case in England.
      Leblanc, 17, murdered a 14-year-old kid called Stefan P, who was a friend of his. Police found a copy of Manhunt in LeBlanc's bedroom. Cue Jack Thompson. Look it up.

    • @Sternburg
      @Sternburg 3 роки тому +26

      @@valentinegonsalves7322 But did he kill because he was playing vient games? Or did he always want to kill and therefore play this kind of games?

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 3 роки тому +13

      Manhunt was some fucking OTHER shit. Lmao

    • @gurtissstaggolee4848
      @gurtissstaggolee4848 3 роки тому +12

      What a game

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +11

      overall I think Jack was basically a genius part of advertising. either competitors trying to take out each other. for outrage controversy making for more sales.
      The situation with Jack is really no different than the scalper scapegoat that the current consoles are using. And At some point people have to realize Jack was basically either paid by Hollywood or the gaming industry or both.
      Hollywood didn't like the competition that the gaming industry was bringing in and the late 80s early 90s. In fact they still don't like it.
      The gaming industry initially may have disliked Jack for his attacks on the gaming industry.
      But his attacks on the gaming Industries just caused more people to purchase the games. so most people would view him as a useful idiot.
      As were any businessman worth their salt would realize Jack was most likely paid by some group to destroy another. and another group because controversy equals more game sales.
      Both Hollywood and overall leftist entertainment as well as the Gaming Community have never really cared for the religious right.
      So just at the right time a crazy idiot magically comes along to fulfill a stereotype that ends up making both Industries more profitable.
      Side Note. This is why if you really know the background most people realize that the Flat Earth movement was actually started by the Liberals.

  • @kanescrimes4848
    @kanescrimes4848 3 роки тому +344

    Jack should've played video games to help him release some of that anger.

    • @YugoM92
      @YugoM92 2 роки тому +14

      He would've sued the developers anyway because he sucked at them.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 2 роки тому +6

      @@YugoM92 I remember seeing a photo of him in 2008, holding a copy of GTA 4 and smiling while either being unshaven or trying to grow a beard. I'm not sure what the context was for the photo.

    • @Batman-p7f
      @Batman-p7f Рік тому +4

      Since he's a Batman fan he should play some Batman: Arkham games.

    • @gustavesoucy-breton6841
      @gustavesoucy-breton6841 Рік тому +4

      petition: make whiny lawyers play violent video games

  • @Ganerrr
    @Ganerrr 3 роки тому +3036

    I disagree with Jack on every level, but hes kinda hilarious ngl

    • @smuketherealbigboyman
      @smuketherealbigboyman 3 роки тому +115

      The type of scumbag thats just admirable

    • @omega1231
      @omega1231 3 роки тому +276

      @@smuketherealbigboyman You have to kinda admire his persistence in hindsight, Anita Sarkeesian is just boring to listen to, much rather have someone breaking out into homophobic rants in the middle of a court room, a wildcard.

    • @MultiSycorax
      @MultiSycorax 3 роки тому +53

      You disagree with representing sexual assault victims for free? The man had opinions you didn't share, but there was alot of objective good he was responsible for.

    • @gravepatch
      @gravepatch 3 роки тому +141

      @@MultiSycorax i doubt they took his work on sexual assault cases into consideration when making this comment. Chill.

    • @gravepatch
      @gravepatch 3 роки тому +78

      @@MultiSycorax he also did a lot of good but the man himself has always held a massively overblown ego that became more and more apparent as he aged. Seriously the batman schtick? My sides are killing me.

  • @partofthetribe3277
    @partofthetribe3277 Рік тому +175

    Dude declaring himself the only certified sane lawyer in Florida after they made him get a psychiatric exam was a 4D chess move.

    • @themanwithnoname1839
      @themanwithnoname1839 11 місяців тому +8

      Yea but what he didnt realise was.... The others didnt NEED to have one COURT ORDERED upon them..... Lmfao rofl

  • @Dragonwolfworm
    @Dragonwolfworm 3 роки тому +780

    We all know Hilter was a peaceful Austrian who just wanted to paint. Then he played Pac-Man and turned into a monster. Damn video games!

    • @bobhoskins124
      @bobhoskins124 3 роки тому +30

      After the game he would just eat white pills and yell about ghost genocide.

    • @HeronSight
      @HeronSight 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah he played too much of H G wells wargame "little wars" as a teen and then joined the german army.

    • @nathanielcrosby2426
      @nathanielcrosby2426 3 роки тому +13

      Man, vidya games really are based.

    • @Nicole7073.
      @Nicole7073. 3 роки тому +8

      He played Command and Conquer and was never the same

    • @bobhoskins124
      @bobhoskins124 3 роки тому +8

      @@Nicole7073. he really went off the deep end when he chased commie tim curry to the moon. Haha

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 3 роки тому +1112

    “Sick burn. Still doesn’t make up for Waco.”
    David Koresh Madlad when?

    • @ZombiiChix
      @ZombiiChix 3 роки тому +44

      YES

    • @sageofthetiger4166
      @sageofthetiger4166 3 роки тому +44

      i live in texas and just learned this was a thing a couple of days ago im royally pissed

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 3 роки тому +80

      @@sageofthetiger4166 pissed at what side? Better be pissed at the atf lol

    • @conservativegrandpavaushyo4450
      @conservativegrandpavaushyo4450 3 роки тому +25

      @@t6amygdala I presume he is referring to the atf.

    • @4everhabs
      @4everhabs 3 роки тому +45

      @@t6amygdala Abolish the ATF!

  • @halglick
    @halglick 3 роки тому +334

    Am I the only one who sees a missed opportunity here?
    Absolute Mad Lad: Jack Thompson
    Sponsored by: Raid: Shadow Legends

  • @Carnyzzle
    @Carnyzzle 3 роки тому +113

    The most amazing thing about Jack Thompson is that he knows more about video games than Twitter leftists do

  • @Igor-ug1uo
    @Igor-ug1uo 3 роки тому +1251

    Funny how back in the 80s a simple Parental Advisory sticker was seen as censorship. Nowadays destroying people's careers is seen as justice.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 3 роки тому +120

      Of note: The attempt at music censorship was led by a Democrat's wife.

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 3 роки тому +61

      @@NefariousKoel Are we going to pretend a women married to a Democrat doesn't have a 99% chance of being a Democrat?

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 3 роки тому +14

      @@NefariousKoel ok? This doesn’t have to or with political parties.

    • @v0dka885
      @v0dka885 3 роки тому +46

      Any time i see that sticker on any metal album, I know some good shit is gonna be on that Album.

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 3 роки тому +27

      @@v0dka885 yea at least they made the logo look badass

  • @TheNickSweat
    @TheNickSweat 3 роки тому +341

    "I've made a severe and continuous lapse in judgment." - Jack Thompson Eventually

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 3 роки тому

      Sounds like me when it comes to my ex-wife, 17 years is a long time.

    • @NomTheDom
      @NomTheDom 3 роки тому

      @@darksu6947 ok?

    • @humblestman
      @humblestman 3 роки тому

      @@darksu6947 what did you have for breakfast?

    • @taxevasion4870
      @taxevasion4870 3 роки тому +2

      Oh look, a dead body in a forest. I wonder if he was a gamer.

    • @natejennings5884
      @natejennings5884 3 роки тому +2

      Irony: Jack Thompson was inspired by CS Lewis, yet CS Lewis was critical of "tyranny for the good of its victim" which Jack Thompson took part in.

  • @drudgefood6207
    @drudgefood6207 3 роки тому +383

    Jack also appeared on "Penn and Tellers Bullshit"
    He also participated in a debate hosted by Screwattack which he described as "the most fun he's had with his clothes on."

    • @jaysmom1998
      @jaysmom1998 3 роки тому +1

      Got a link to the debate?

    • @Canzary
      @Canzary 3 роки тому +3

      And what episode of bullshit? Such a good show

    • @zamb4010
      @zamb4010 3 роки тому +3

      @@Canzary probably the episode about video games. S7E03

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 3 роки тому +2

      And Penn basically called his crusade total bullshit and pointed out that even if video games DID caused every school shooting, they still have a lower child body count than football.

  • @TaiidanOnslaught
    @TaiidanOnslaught 3 роки тому +71

    “This is unconstitutional, because it’s gay”
    Yeah, sounds about right. (I died laughing, rip)

  • @ollymuirs
    @ollymuirs 3 роки тому +494

    Have you ever heard of Harith Al Sudani? He was an Iraqi soldier who infiltrated ISIS. His story is nothing short of incredible. Be good to see a madlad of him :)

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 3 роки тому +10

      He does sound interesting.

    • @dennisfischer7676
      @dennisfischer7676 3 роки тому +12

      Upboated and liked and bumped and retwattered

    • @mileslong3904
      @mileslong3904 3 роки тому +16

      All you have to do to infiltrate ISIS is speak hebrew.

    • @ollymuirs
      @ollymuirs 3 роки тому +47

      @@mileslong3904 Not sure if you've looked him up yet but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. He posed as a trustee, delivering suicide bombers and vehicle bombs to their "destinations" when in reality, he was taking them to secure locations and dismantling the bombs. They would then contact local news agencies to run fake stories that the bombs had detonated, to make sure his cover was never blown. Until he was sadly detected and ultimately killed he saved the city of Baghdad from around 30 vehicle bombs, saving hundreds of lives no doubt.

    • @JaelaOrdo
      @JaelaOrdo 3 роки тому +3

      Great suggestion 👍🏽

  • @AstroBioMan
    @AstroBioMan 3 роки тому +435

    The 90s Christian pushback against Doom is especially hilarious considering you're fighting against Hell in the game

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 роки тому +51

      If Jack was forced to experience the Christianity of 1000 years ago, he would be aghast and attempt to censor it. Christians of the past would've thought Doom was fucking awesome, and anyone who didn't was a heretic and/or pussy. Emphasis on "and."

    • @StainsStainsStains
      @StainsStainsStains 3 роки тому +36

      I got to play a little devil's advocate here, the Christian bible says that Christians are not supposed to even think of Satan or the devil so by portraying a character killing demons, it probably fueled a bit of their hatred for Doom, that and the violence. However, banning Doom was never really about adhering to christian principles, it was about censoring something and relishing in the superficial sense of power that it gave you.

    • @ethanschenck9714
      @ethanschenck9714 3 роки тому +42

      @@StainsStainsStains And yet so many of the loudest Christians can never shut up about the devil, and constantly use him as a scapegoat.

    • @bruhbruh-us6gl
      @bruhbruh-us6gl 3 роки тому +19

      @@StainsStainsStains
      Where the fuck does the Bible tell you to not even think about the devil? The Bible I read told me to always be on my guard because he’s constantly trying some fuckery

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 3 роки тому +7

      @@bruhbruh-us6gl almost like the bible can be interpreted differently

  • @Richter-89
    @Richter-89 3 роки тому +609

    Meanwhile there's people that act just like Jack in congress and the white house. So much for that whole "no government intervention" thing.

    • @ClearPathBeats
      @ClearPathBeats 3 роки тому +5

      To be fair most of it is just boomer saber rattling

    • @bobhonkhonk9843
      @bobhonkhonk9843 3 роки тому +24

      They act worse, jack or the right never had this much control over society and most of the things they were worrying over came true and all the slippery slopes have now occured.

    • @punkrockmonke7185
      @punkrockmonke7185 3 роки тому +5

      hey john are you going to bring my kid back to my home he's been at your home for an awfully long time

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +4

      The situation with Jack is really no different than the scalper scapegoat that the current consoles are using. And At some point people have to realize Jack was basically either paid by Hollywood or the gaming industry or both.
      Hollywood didn't like the competition that the gaming industry was bringing in and the late 80s early 90s. In fact they still don't like it.
      The gaming industry initially may have disliked Jack for his attacks on the gaming industry.
      But his attacks on the gaming Industries just caused more people to purchase the games. so most people would view him as a useful idiot.
      As were any businessman worth their salt would realize Jack was most likely paid by some group to destroy another. and another group because controversy equals more game sales.
      Both Hollywood and overall leftist entertainment as well as the Gaming Community have never really cared for the religious right.
      So just at the right time a crazy idiot magically comes along to fulfill a stereotype that ends up making both Industries more profitable.
      Side Note. This is why if you really know the background most people realize that the Flat Earth movement was actually started by the Liberals.

    • @bobhonkhonk9843
      @bobhonkhonk9843 3 роки тому +3

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 globetard opinion duly noted... AND IGNORED!

  • @mikhailkalashnikov285
    @mikhailkalashnikov285 3 роки тому +114

    Imagine what it would've been like if he saw MW2's "no russian"

    • @JonnyHorseman
      @JonnyHorseman 3 роки тому +16

      Imagine what would've happened if he saw Mass Effect's romance scenes

    • @mariatarango4417
      @mariatarango4417 3 роки тому +13

      Or spec ops: the line

    • @squirrel_disaster
      @squirrel_disaster 3 роки тому +3

      Hatred

    • @Holuunderbeere
      @Holuunderbeere 3 роки тому +2

      @@mariatarango4417 well spec ops is Anti war

    • @aliaborez3987
      @aliaborez3987 3 роки тому +6

      @@Holuunderbeere not if you take it out of context

  • @thenextbondvillainklaussch3266
    @thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 3 роки тому +622

    Kids at my school used to just randomly say "Fuck Jack Thompson"
    He was litteraly a Hashtag before Hashtags were a thing.

    • @WalknTalknStevnHawkn
      @WalknTalknStevnHawkn 3 роки тому +2

      No they didn’t.

    • @thenextbondvillainklaussch3266
      @thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 3 роки тому +68

      @@WalknTalknStevnHawkn Oh did you go to my school?

    • @WalknTalknStevnHawkn
      @WalknTalknStevnHawkn 3 роки тому +4

      @@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266 Making up stories on the internet is not cool.

    • @janpavel1441
      @janpavel1441 3 роки тому +66

      @@WalknTalknStevnHawkn just because something sounds implausible because it happened outside of your personal bubble doesn't mean it's not true

    • @WalknTalknStevnHawkn
      @WalknTalknStevnHawkn 3 роки тому +1

      @@janpavel1441 Do you believe everything you see on the internet? More specifically people lying over nothing important just because they want to feel like they're living in a movie?

  • @TheFireMage100
    @TheFireMage100 3 роки тому +424

    "This boy plays DOOM, reads Steven King and watches an angsty teen movie. Clearly hes going to kill someone"
    "But every teenage boy is currently doing that right now"
    "WE HAVE A GENERATION OF SINNERS BEING MADE!"

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 3 роки тому +5

      "Doom" achieved a negative perception because of the shooting at Columbine High School, Steven King books are considered works of literary art (I am genuinely impressed with his 1983 novel "Christine" as it was adapted into a major motion picture and served as the creative inspiration for Carrie Underwood when she released the music video for her 2013 song "Two Black Cadillacs.") While the car in "Christine" was a red and white 1958 Plymouth Fury; the car that Carrie Underwood drove in the music video for "Two Black Cadillacs" was a black 1964 Cadillac DeVille. Angsty teen movies are just nothing more than entertainment; a prime example of this is the 1994 movie "Reality Bites."

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 2 роки тому +3

      @@michaellovely6601 I absolutely love his dark tower series, it's long but so worth it, under the dome was another favorite of mine where he systematically destroys all hope you have

    • @colinwalker4824
      @colinwalker4824 Рік тому +3

      2022 logic- oh wow he’s reading a novel! Must be a good kid.

  • @lankygit1942
    @lankygit1942 3 роки тому +384

    GTA: Exists
    "This made Udeyy fly into a rage."

  • @marialiyubman
    @marialiyubman 2 роки тому +4

    “He thought the judge was too stupid to read his notes… which is why he gave him a picture book” 😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @psycho_dog33
    @psycho_dog33 3 роки тому +302

    It really amuses me that my best friend is actually named Jack Thompson, and he's an avid gamer.

    • @UpperNileGuy
      @UpperNileGuy 3 роки тому +2

      ,zz,,z,,ASSEMBLY SWW

    • @maxthepaladin2147
      @maxthepaladin2147 2 роки тому +22

      Time traveler: *kicks a stone*
      The timeline:

    • @RydaChet
      @RydaChet 2 роки тому +14

      My neighbour was also called Jack Thompson… and he looked like Brian Cox

    • @simoneidson21
      @simoneidson21 2 роки тому +15

      @@RydaChet That’s fucking hilarious because Jack Thompson railed against Rockstar’s Manhunt, which starred Brian Cox

    • @trevortec2989
      @trevortec2989 Рік тому +2

      thats cool, whats his SSN#??

  • @Tony-pp2ms
    @Tony-pp2ms 3 роки тому +619

    He's such a conflicted character. His drive and principles seemed mostly in line with keeping children safe however he chose to go about it in a morally reprehensible way.

    • @tryanything5473
      @tryanything5473 3 роки тому +8

      Excactly it's hard to judge him

    • @WaspCameraInSpringfield
      @WaspCameraInSpringfield 3 роки тому +120

      He is (or was) like a lot of modern SJWs we have today. He's got a goal that's good on paper ("I want to keep children safe" / "I want to stop racism"), but he uses his own conviction that he's on the good side as carte blanche to act as awful as possible without accepting accountability.

    • @tryanything5473
      @tryanything5473 3 роки тому +17

      I mean helping rape victims is a major plus, but in the end he is human and the bad outweights the good.

    • @eternalsentinel2089
      @eternalsentinel2089 3 роки тому +32

      The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

    • @leetman102
      @leetman102 3 роки тому +18

      It's a little tragic looking back at it. Poor bastard poured his heart and soul in what would be good intentions if he didn't go about things the way he did. In the end, willful ignorance and pride blinded him to the truth and boy, did he suffer for it.
      It's a shame he learned his lesson too late. He would have been a stalwart ally against microtransactions.

  • @vojtaliska1430
    @vojtaliska1430 3 роки тому +239

    The psychiatrist be like: I diagnose you with terminal cringe

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +1

      personally I think the Jack guy was a paid actor. look at who made money overall through the whole situation..
      The situation with Jack is really no different than the scalper scapegoat that the current consoles are using. And At some point people have to realize Jack was basically either paid by Hollywood or the gaming industry or both.
      Hollywood didn't like the competition that the gaming industry was bringing in and the late 80s early 90s. In fact they still don't like it.
      The gaming industry initially may have disliked Jack for his attacks on the gaming industry.
      But his attacks on the gaming Industries just caused more people to purchase the games. so most people would view him as a useful idiot.
      As were any businessman worth their salt would realize Jack was most likely paid by some group to destroy another. and another group because controversy equals more game sales.
      Both Hollywood and overall leftist entertainment as well as the Gaming Community have never really cared for the religious right.
      So just at the right time a crazy idiot magically comes along to fulfill a stereotype that ends up making both Industries more profitable.
      Side Note. This is why if you really know the background most people realize that the Flat Earth movement was actually started by the Liberals.

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 роки тому

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 No, this is stupid. This is unfounded. This is conspiracy.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +2

      @@BigPuddin Well.. Prove me wrong.
      Because it may just be that Chad isn't capable of seeing what's going on around him.
      In a joker voice. Because you're not really much of a Chad at all.

    • @callumwarren3342
      @callumwarren3342 3 роки тому +1

      @@otrogreandcorgi9818 the burden of proof is on you mr conspiracy man.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +2

      @@callumwarren3342 It's funny how NPCs will call everything a conspiracy. When it's really just the fact that they don't actually remember history or had any experience in it.
      But all the same I'll just copy and paste the previous answer.
      Way back in the day the left Wingers used to criticize the religious right by saying.
      These people take their Authority from a book that says the Earth is flat.. Lol!
      It wasn't exactly uncommon to hear that argument even back before the 90s when Atheism was actually a fight.
      And because you had the Religious right on one side.
      It basically forced a lot of Scientists and Atheist to side with the left for no other reason then at the time they made more sense.
      Because the left and the scientists and atheists generally had a mutual disdain for religion in general.
      The left wing didn't like religion because they had made their own God out of Marxism. AKA worship of the government.
      And Scientists and Atheist generally didn't care for religion because it seemed like complete BS that was holding back Society and Freedom of Choice.
      So along the way occasionally pointing out that these people believed in a flat Earth if they truly believe their Bible..
      Debate Tactical Gold.
      Things like this were what actually what conceived what would become eventually the Proto version of a meme about the Flat Earth movement.
      And then as a protest against the left Wingers and atheist.
      What would be considered the version of internet trolls of the past. Basically pre internet trolls.
      Just started rolling with it to Mess with the other side. Or any side for the entertainment of it.
      And because there's money to made in controversy. There's always somebody asking for donations to prove someone else wrong.
      That's where you see the snake oil salesman come out of the woodwork proclaiming the Earth is flat. Lol!
      But the initial spark that started it all was a joke that the left Wingers and Atheist would say against the Religious Right.
      And in the long run. The left Wingers use the legitimate nut jobs. And the paid hacks as a way to distinguish that they were more intelligent than the Religious Right.
      Because when it comes to running a budget they couldn't claim that.
      But when it comes to making entertaining smear peace. That worked great.
      This is just like Jack with the gaming. You get some useful idiots to make a controversy so you can have the controlled opposition.
      Every once in awhile in society they roll out one of these people or groups as a distraction. And to give legitimacy to the current power structure.
      The controversy is a distraction either to make them seem more powerful. Or make you not notice what's going on.
      Notice how Flat Earth movement happened around the same time Obama was around in office..
      And the leftover hangover of War on Terror during Obama era was easier to ignore with flat Earth idiots around.
      But then Flat Earth and people's interest on the war on terror started to fade away when the race Consciousness stuff happened around Tray Von Martin.
      you can usually time date these movements and distractions if you look at it from the long perspective.
      Anyhow you have a good day.. And try not to be such an NPC.

  • @livingfailure7264
    @livingfailure7264 3 роки тому +47

    Honestly I think Jack was just way ahead of his time, filing lawsuits because he was offended

  • @ianalexander7267
    @ianalexander7267 3 роки тому +329

    This makes me wish that Jack and GG Allin would have done an interview together. The shit show that would have followed would have been pure gold.

    • @azelia2464
      @azelia2464 3 роки тому +32

      "shit show." I see what you did there ;)

    • @JK-gm6kk
      @JK-gm6kk 3 роки тому +16

      A quite literal shit show, indeed

    • @thesurvivalist1996
      @thesurvivalist1996 3 роки тому +4

      That would've been hilarious.

    • @ImageLimestone
      @ImageLimestone 3 роки тому +6

      For some reason I think they'd get along.

  • @neverpresent
    @neverpresent 3 роки тому +371

    At this point in time, he's an absolute madlad for rolling out these so quickly

    • @CK05374
      @CK05374 3 роки тому +15

      The power of not having to do everything himself and having a baby being born very soon

    • @Resistance_Is_Futile_Band
      @Resistance_Is_Futile_Band 3 роки тому +6

      You see the one he did about himself a couple months ago? Comedy gold lol.

    • @panzerfich
      @panzerfich 3 роки тому +4

      @@Resistance_Is_Futile_Band That "The Big PP meme is dead" part made my sides go into orbit

    • @nascour5991
      @nascour5991 3 роки тому

      I mean the research is what the hard part is, his videos vary in difficulty depending on how much he has to edit out or footage he has to add.

    • @Deefoz
      @Deefoz 3 роки тому

      Didn’t he already do himself?

  • @astronerd-ij2vz
    @astronerd-ij2vz 3 роки тому +210

    *Count dankula smiling at the camera*
    "Get good"
    This needs to be memed.

    • @H.Liddell
      @H.Liddell 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao 🤣😆 same thoughts here

    • @stein1885
      @stein1885 3 роки тому

      It would be crap and only applies to a small audience, how long did it take some basic meme channel like dolan to get popular and have his stuff posted around?

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 3 роки тому +1

      it sure does baby, it sure does...

  • @AkkadDaily
    @AkkadDaily 3 роки тому +223

    CHANGE MY MIND.

  • @kirbles2035
    @kirbles2035 3 роки тому +133

    Interesting fact. "I'm okay" was actually made by the creator of spelunky and he said that the challenge is what got him back into game development. So in other words: we have Jack Thompson to thank for spelunky.

    • @BlackWidowSoldier099
      @BlackWidowSoldier099 3 роки тому +9

      So Thompson made a positive contribution for the gaming industry….something I’m sure he was not a fan of lol

  • @typhonviserys8288
    @typhonviserys8288 3 роки тому +195

    "Sick burn... still doesn't make up for Waco!"
    ...which was also a sick burn.

  • @ThatMfTaika
    @ThatMfTaika 3 роки тому +165

    Hate to say it but Thompson was right on the ESRB being shit.

    • @ulfrick11
      @ulfrick11 3 роки тому +33

      They've always been shit. Look into what they did with The Punisher when that game came out.

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna 3 роки тому +3

      @@ulfrick11 Yeah the esrb been shit since looking back at M games then to M now yeah M then are teen games now.

    • @YugoM92
      @YugoM92 2 роки тому

      @@ExeErdna I never understood why Ghost Recon 1 was M

    • @goldylover1000
      @goldylover1000 Рік тому +2

      @@ExeErdna look at the original doom from 1993 it’s virtually a Teen rated game
      Literally the only thing that may make it M rated was the background bloody body decoration and some of the bosses deaths.

  • @Roach1776
    @Roach1776 3 роки тому +23

    13% of the time he says the word "despite" 50% of what ever i am drinking at the moment ends up in my lap due to my immaturity and excessive keks

  • @noahhess4955
    @noahhess4955 3 роки тому +136

    Whoever judged this man to be sane was obviously playing a sick joke to see how far his shenanigans would go

  • @samwoodley7625
    @samwoodley7625 3 роки тому +148

    Some say that on the 19th April 1993, Janet Reno was heard to ask her pug “Do you wanna gas the kids?”.

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 3 роки тому +1

      Needs more upvotes.

    • @Hazed64
      @Hazed64 3 роки тому +1

      Hey the cult stockpiled enough gas masks for the adults but not the kids soooooo.....

  • @ihatecommunism9958
    @ihatecommunism9958 3 роки тому +271

    Jack: "I survived the Clinton's, so you should definitely support me. I'm basically the Terminatior at this point."

  • @oscarlundberg7462
    @oscarlundberg7462 3 роки тому +59

    Describe this man in one sentence:
    "No Fun Allowed!"

    • @GITAHxgCoo
      @GITAHxgCoo 3 роки тому +3

      "They hated him because he told the truth."

  • @boowompthecat
    @boowompthecat 3 роки тому +122

    Shoots gun in video game: Smiles.
    Accidently strokes my cat in the wrong place: Cries

    • @boowompthecat
      @boowompthecat 3 роки тому +8

      @M G yes. If I don't stroke my cats in specific ways they get angry

    • @boowompthecat
      @boowompthecat 3 роки тому +13

      @M G no.. Its just cats being cats.. Lol

    • @Ghettojaku
      @Ghettojaku 3 роки тому +4

      @@boowompthecat my cat used to nip me when i petted him in a wrong way. He stoped after he bit me and i didnt pet him for a week. Now he accepts all pets.

    • @boowompthecat
      @boowompthecat 3 роки тому

      @@Ghettojaku so.. Let my cats bully me then not pet them then they will love me?
      Sounds like a plan!

    • @psychologymajorptsd62
      @psychologymajorptsd62 3 роки тому

      That’s because your cat took immediate revenge. There are no consequences for shooting in a video game.

  • @FrozenPhotonX_X
    @FrozenPhotonX_X 3 роки тому +185

    Absolute Mad Lads - Ned Kelly. The Aussie outlaw who had plans to steal the most amount of money in Australian history. With a suit of METAL ARMOR.

  • @atraxian5881
    @atraxian5881 3 роки тому +50

    Why is he a mad lad? He has a certificate saying he is not mad!

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 роки тому +5

      but he is indeed a lad with mad tendencies

    • @fromthefire4176
      @fromthefire4176 3 роки тому

      Sypher yeah I mean using that to market himself as the only certified sane lawyer in the state was mad genius.

  • @andrewostman3135
    @andrewostman3135 3 роки тому +86

    Before gta and simulated crime i needed to go out and commit real crime to get the same kick. I swear if the sims didnt exist for me to torture, i would have built a SAW house in college

    • @dmitritelvanni4068
      @dmitritelvanni4068 3 роки тому +12

      Oh man ikr. Oblivion saved me from going on a mass swording(totally a word).

    • @Squeeble00
      @Squeeble00 3 роки тому +11

      @@dmitritelvanni4068 not only that, but you have to gib waaay more people irl to get invited into the dark brotherhood.

    • @synchronizedelbow5702
      @synchronizedelbow5702 3 роки тому +4

      Man, do you have any idea of the carnage I'd leave in the streets had Burnout not exist?!?

    • @Davros539
      @Davros539 3 роки тому

      yikes

  • @King_Stranger
    @King_Stranger 3 роки тому +163

    "the only officially certified sane lawyer in the entire state of florida" That's not saying much

    • @ProblmSolvd
      @ProblmSolvd 3 роки тому +5

      Florida man

    • @Rakanarshi2
      @Rakanarshi2 3 роки тому +1

      Kind of says a lot when you think about it. There has got to be heaps of crazy Florida lawyers out there.

    • @King_Stranger
      @King_Stranger 3 роки тому +4

      @@ProblmSolvd im going to assume by your lack of any sort of context you are from florida.

    • @ProblmSolvd
      @ProblmSolvd 3 роки тому +4

      @@King_Stranger New Zealand, Australias Florida

    • @doomy156
      @doomy156 3 роки тому +4

      @@ProblmSolvd as a Florida man I approve this message

  • @whiskeytango9040
    @whiskeytango9040 3 роки тому +88

    Jack: "I was just pretending bro, I don't actually want to give money to charity!"

  • @mra8162
    @mra8162 3 роки тому +318

    Absolute mad lads : My nan, because she shouts at cheese in tescos when she forgets her meds

  • @MegaTaurus30
    @MegaTaurus30 3 роки тому +48

    He made a picture book for the judges !
    He deserves “Mad Lad” status just for that blatant level of contempt for the presiding judges alone.
    Not gonna lie though, I lost respect for him for not following through on his word and paying the 10k to charity for the game developers making a game in which they got killed etc.

  • @GizmoHibiki
    @GizmoHibiki 3 роки тому +141

    I'm surprised Dankula missed the interview that Jack Thompson had with Destin when he was a part of Screwattack, in wich coincidently right after he was reported to be disbarred. Also, Jack Thompson had a debate with another lawyer in SGC, Screw Attack Gaming Convention in wich both parties had a limited amount of time to explain their side in wich Jack actually had been diplomatic and earnest, even making the gamers watching laugh at a couple of his jokes and cheer when he revealed to play Space Invaders.

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому +7

      personally I think Jack was actually a genius form of advertising. or in the early years it might have just been Hollywood trying to attack the gaming industry. but the controversy made gaming more popular overall.
      The situation with Jack is really no different than the scalper scapegoat that the current consoles are using. And At some point people have to realize Jack was basically either paid by Hollywood or the gaming industry or both.
      Hollywood didn't like the competition that the gaming industry was bringing in and the late 80s early 90s. In fact they still don't like it.
      The gaming industry initially may have disliked Jack for his attacks on the gaming industry.
      But his attacks on the gaming Industries just caused more people to purchase the games. so most people would view him as a useful idiot.
      As were any businessman worth their salt would realize Jack was most likely paid by some group to destroy another. and another group because controversy equals more game sales.
      Both Hollywood and overall leftist entertainment as well as the Gaming Community have never really cared for the religious right.
      So just at the right time a crazy idiot magically comes along to fulfill a stereotype that ends up making both Industries more profitable.
      Side Note. This is why if you really know the background most people realize that the Flat Earth movement was actually started by the Liberals.

  • @sportbrand1171
    @sportbrand1171 3 роки тому +40

    "Your honor, IM BATMAN" -Jack Thompson

  • @Shawn_White
    @Shawn_White 3 роки тому +39

    Jack Thompson is the human embodiment of "years from now we'll all laugh about this"

  • @Pedantic_Brit
    @Pedantic_Brit 3 роки тому +14

    Nah dank, you're safe, he wont sue you. He'll sue UA-cam for hosting this video.

  • @four-dollardiscount1723
    @four-dollardiscount1723 3 роки тому +196

    I mean look, he sounds like a somewhat decent guy who was trying to do what he thought was "the right thing" but ended up going about it in the worst possible way, overall, just a nutter trying to make a difference.

    • @shredtildeath777
      @shredtildeath777 3 роки тому +14

      “ yeah this guy gets it “ - Joseph Stalin

    • @crimsononaut_in_space
      @crimsononaut_in_space 3 роки тому +7

      @@shredtildeath777 *cough cough* german man with mustache *cough cough*

    • @TheUndeadOhioan1999
      @TheUndeadOhioan1999 3 роки тому

      May god have mercy if Jack ever had kids, especially if they want to play video games

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 3 роки тому

      You can say that about every radical political activist

  • @epintherager9479
    @epintherager9479 3 роки тому +831

    What happens when the "iM tElLiNg ThE tEaChEr" kid never grows up

    • @odinbiflindi
      @odinbiflindi 3 роки тому +3

      Yes every class no matter where or when had those, Universal balance.

    • @SenhorKoringa
      @SenhorKoringa 3 роки тому +9

      Wah wah everyone is against me and doesn’t realize how intelligent and sexy and perfect I am in every imaginable way. Wah wah

    • @brendo7363
      @brendo7363 3 роки тому +15

      Nah, they become reddit mods.

    • @ManOfPillowDoom
      @ManOfPillowDoom 3 роки тому

      Teiling???

    • @epintherager9479
      @epintherager9479 3 роки тому

      @@ManOfPillowDoom Lower case L my guy

  • @jimmaloney1121
    @jimmaloney1121 3 роки тому +107

    The fact he got 31% of the vote in Dade County is astounding.

    • @STOPSYPHER
      @STOPSYPHER 3 роки тому +11

      should've got 100%

    • @LardAss420
      @LardAss420 3 роки тому +3

      It's Florida.

    • @c.l.bdesign2625
      @c.l.bdesign2625 3 роки тому

      @@LardAss420 No....it's Dade County. Nuff said.

    • @LardAss420
      @LardAss420 3 роки тому

      @@c.l.bdesign2625 lol

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 2 роки тому

      @@c.l.bdesign2625, @Lardass69, fellas... fellas...
      It's the Gulf Coast States.

  • @Lakefront_Khan
    @Lakefront_Khan 3 роки тому +20

    "In a world without videos games we might have been heroes."

  • @RealLilVodka
    @RealLilVodka 3 роки тому +65

    Jack Thomson. That name sounds like something some gangster in the 40’s/50’s would be named.

    • @muglypunt968
      @muglypunt968 3 роки тому

      Uh huh I know like 3 jack Thompson must be an American thing about normal names being seen as gangsta

    • @ihavenoson3384
      @ihavenoson3384 3 роки тому +1

      "Say hello to my little friend Tommy."

    • @arandomhuman8475
      @arandomhuman8475 3 роки тому

      “Hey! Here comes Jackie T, you should go before he starts shooting everyone.”-Some mob dude probably

  • @deussalt8108
    @deussalt8108 3 роки тому +425

    So basically Jack Thompson is the grand daddy of Karens everywhere.

    • @marcoe.3314
      @marcoe.3314 3 роки тому +38

      Basically... except back then we used to call ‘em Soccer Moms and they were way worse.
      They not only spent all their time smashing copies of GTA and any other video games that had a rating above E but they used to play Kidz Bop at full volume in their gas guzzling ozone destroying SUV’s. They worshipped Jack Thompson and acted like he was their patron saint.
      Karen’s today got nothing on the ones from two decades ago.

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 3 роки тому +41

      @@marcoe.3314 the soccer mums were not getting A LOT of people fired. Getting cops to aggressively deal with high risk people. Social media has weaponised these terrible people far worse and explains the entire reason Twitter is cancerous... an entire social media platform dedicated to the Karen lifestyle.

    • @goldylover1000
      @goldylover1000 3 роки тому +10

      @@marcoe.3314 pretty much, the ones that got pissed that
      Regular show said piss in it.
      And rango had smoking.

    • @jonathanwells223
      @jonathanwells223 3 роки тому

      @@marcoe.3314 what happened to our villains?

    • @marcoe.3314
      @marcoe.3314 3 роки тому

      @@jonathanwells223 Soccer Moms eventually started to disappear as their kids eventually became adults and left them.

  • @dok7037
    @dok7037 3 роки тому +163

    Cover Roy Benavidez, he has a very interesting story to look into. He’s practically the real Rambo.

    • @linkthor5247
      @linkthor5247 3 роки тому +2

      I agree

    • @antpatrick2635
      @antpatrick2635 3 роки тому +1

      This

    • @rakuencallisto
      @rakuencallisto 3 роки тому

      100%.
      Dude is probably tier for maddest lad.

    • @linkthor5247
      @linkthor5247 3 роки тому +1

      NOT TRYING TO UP MY LIKES, but I seem to have more traction so if you like my post he's more likely to see it. this dude needs to be remembered

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny 3 роки тому +2

      I’ve been requesting Roy Benavidez for a Mad Lads episode since I’ve discovered Count Dankula’s channel!

  • @ImPacosTacos
    @ImPacosTacos 3 роки тому +38

    Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.... Jack Thompson purposely jumped and landed on an unlit candle stick!

  • @originalname6349
    @originalname6349 3 роки тому +146

    "So basically Vaush in a suit"
    At least Jack doesn't condone CP.

    • @hazardousascent3050
      @hazardousascent3050 3 роки тому +6

      Y'all still taking that out of context XD but it is understandable though it is like a 2-hour interview you have to go through and in the middle is where you actually get the contacts and where he says it but still Jesus Christ man it wasn't literal

    • @hazardousascent3050
      @hazardousascent3050 3 роки тому

      @TDFPL he doesn't defend cp he says you need the context, he was relating to what someone said is fine too that he doesn't think CB is fine he doesn't like it at all he said that on multiple occasions

    • @hazardousascent3050
      @hazardousascent3050 3 роки тому +1

      @TDFPL in that context i won't lie he did but it was only to show the absurdity of the claim that the person made

    • @bonda_racing3579
      @bonda_racing3579 3 роки тому +19

      @@hazardousascent3050 As much as i dislike vaush. He used the cp comments as some kind example for something he was talking about. He's still has his sins for having sexual harassment claims against him and "debating" dankula in that stream where he Accuses him of supporting nazi's or ethno staters.

    • @ScowlCzumly
      @ScowlCzumly 3 роки тому +5

      Not the biggest Vaush fan, but he only said that because he wanted to highlight the hypocrisies people have regarding exploitation of children. He could have worded it a helluva lot better but that was the point. Also good video Dank

  • @theexistentialnihilist2070
    @theexistentialnihilist2070 3 роки тому +411

    Turns out all Jack Thompson had to do was wait another ten years, identify as a Woman and then say that games are oppressive and concern troll the companies.

    • @Rakanarshi2
      @Rakanarshi2 3 роки тому +42

      I'm glad he didn't know that. Imagine how worse the last few years would have been. Wonder if he would have hooked up with that Anita women we don't hear about any more.

    • @Jim90117
      @Jim90117 3 роки тому +24

      20 years ago people lived in the real world not fantasies in their head and so Thompson was not only dismissed but mocked and rightly so.

    • @Rakanarshi2
      @Rakanarshi2 3 роки тому +16

      @@Jim90117 Now look at us. We truly have fallen.

    • @theexistentialnihilist2070
      @theexistentialnihilist2070 3 роки тому +12

      @@ThomasOwOD You're in hostile territory, Wokeite.

    • @ZombieCSSTutorials
      @ZombieCSSTutorials 3 роки тому +9

      @@ThomasOwOD Respects other people?!!? HAHAHAHAHAHA couldn't be more further from the truth on that. Your petty tribalism (or "showing respect" as you delusionaly call it) is no different from conservative christians from the 80s preaching their "morals", the tide will turn against your asses as it did them.

  • @dracish123456789
    @dracish123456789 3 роки тому +159

    Absolute mad lad Steve Irwin, the crocoduile hunter

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean 3 роки тому +20

      or do an Absolute Mad Lad episode on that one stingray that used to hunt crocodile hunters

    • @fidelio9301
      @fidelio9301 3 роки тому

      YEEES

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 3 роки тому

      Admit it, you used to hope a crocodile would get him someday.

    • @violenceislife1987
      @violenceislife1987 3 роки тому

      THIS

    • @Ghettojaku
      @Ghettojaku 3 роки тому

      @@TransRoofKorean shame on you my man. Shame on you haha

  • @gregoreisenhorn5093
    @gregoreisenhorn5093 2 роки тому +4

    I loved playing Postal 2. A truly fun, creative game. Few games let you wander around with your nob out, then, when confronted by the peelers, letting you piss in their face. Or setting a trail of gasoline for the school marching band and when they walk through it.... *fwoosh!* So many people on fire my pc lagged. Great wholesome fun.

  • @eepuli4224
    @eepuli4224 3 роки тому +340

    Video games don't do that - "Remember, No Russian"

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 3 роки тому +19

      Ah I love that.
      BTW this level contains content you may find offensive. Not going to tell you what it is or why you may want to skip it. Now enjoy literally taking part in a terror attack.
      Also note any actual CIA operation would've pulled the plug long before any y'know acts of literal _WAR_

    • @bearkennedy5054
      @bearkennedy5054 3 роки тому +23

      @@simonnachreiner8380 strangely no kids on that level... I remember thinking "murdering all these innocent people is great and everything... but where's all the kids?"

    • @thesmallestminorityisthein4045
      @thesmallestminorityisthein4045 3 роки тому +11

      @@bearkennedy5054 same reason fallout and skyrim doesnt made kids untouchable, people really don't like seeing dead kills.

    • @CorundumDevil
      @CorundumDevil 3 роки тому +14

      @@simonnachreiner8380 Mmmmnnnnn I dunno... The CIA is pretty batshit.

    • @bearkennedy5054
      @bearkennedy5054 3 роки тому +2

      @@thesmallestminorityisthein4045 unless they're youngling Jedi?coding them untouchable would have been funnier, with them hunching and crying over their murdered parents,etc... there just happened to be no kids at all. I thought it was a interesting decision

  • @Laughing_Chinaman
    @Laughing_Chinaman 3 роки тому +111

    its sad to say but i long for the days of Jack Thompson vs the trash we have to put up with today

    • @DeadPixel1105
      @DeadPixel1105 3 роки тому +28

      Yeah, back in those days, the far right lunatics like Jack Thompson were laughed at by their superiors and by the majority of society. Nowadays, with the far left acting like the lunatics, they ARE the government; they are the people controlling culture and society; they are the media; they're the people making decisions that impact the lives of many; and they're at least half of the US population. Nowadays, the 'extreme nut jobs' aren't just a fringe element that nobody takes seriously. 'Extreme nut job' has become like 'mainstream' these days. It sucks.
      I miss the 90s too.

    • @eroszakos9042
      @eroszakos9042 3 роки тому +22

      @@DeadPixel1105 It's like Jack Thompson was right that all the stuff being pushed in the media back then would have a negative impact on the culture, leading to where we are today.

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 3 роки тому +6

      I kind of miss batman watch guy he was hilarious, the censors these days are not only depressing but more successful.

    • @vane909090
      @vane909090 3 роки тому +4

      Probably because Jack was very inefficient and a lolcow, while nowadays the Karens manage to get some games censored/changed.

    • @garretth8224
      @garretth8224 3 роки тому

      @@DeadPixel1105 Who stormed the Capitol for a self absorbed businessman that doesn't give a fuck about his supporters, along with falsely claiming the election was stolen? The right did. If that isn't being crazy, i don't know what is. Btw im not a Dem just so you don't say it.

  • @TonyAlloa
    @TonyAlloa 3 роки тому +379

    Sir Christopher Lee - if he wasn't an actor, he would still be the most interesting Man in the world.

    • @carlkillough4196
      @carlkillough4196 3 роки тому +11

      Count DOOKOO forever! (seriously who would ever agree to play a character named Dookoo without demanding a name change?)

    • @spencer6735
      @spencer6735 3 роки тому +3

      He lied about 90% of the shit he did

    • @drunorthodox
      @drunorthodox 3 роки тому +13

      He has a metal band

    • @jamiedalton2623
      @jamiedalton2623 3 роки тому +2

      Great shout

    • @jamiedalton2623
      @jamiedalton2623 3 роки тому +47

      @@spencer6735 He never talked about 90% of the shit he did

  • @gwendeerlin
    @gwendeerlin Рік тому +3

    Imagine he sues you and plays every clip of you talking about femboys in court and calls you gay.

  • @scottpickering2382
    @scottpickering2382 3 роки тому +179

    Absolute Mad Lads Animal Edition: Gustav the Killer Crocodile.
    Gigantic Croc so fierce even hippos wouldn’t dare mess with him.

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 3 роки тому +2

      What about Wojtek the Bear?

    • @AquaticAgis
      @AquaticAgis 3 роки тому +1

      He still needs to do that

    • @badradness6817
      @badradness6817 3 роки тому +9

      @@TheAkrillion he did wojtek

    • @TheAkrillion
      @TheAkrillion 3 роки тому

      @@badradness6817 Oh. I've only ever seen a couple of mad lads, first few ones and a couple after. I only remember watching Aum Shinrikiyo, Dread Pirate Roberts, General Butt Naked and that one about the guy blasted some drug dealer with a shotgun or whatever

    • @elzar5987
      @elzar5987 3 роки тому +7

      Soldiers reported the croc to be bulletproof too

  • @ohitsthatguy8079
    @ohitsthatguy8079 3 роки тому +177

    Dankula: He’s pretty much Vaush in a suit.
    Vaush: Do you have a study to prove that?

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 3 роки тому +12

      "Is that a bad faith comparison?"

    • @thedude4840
      @thedude4840 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheSlammurai why didn’t he just submit?

    •  3 роки тому

      There isn’t a wall big enough to put that far fuck against.

  • @chilkootsailor492
    @chilkootsailor492 3 роки тому +37

    When Jack Thompson enters the room, video games hear doom music.

  • @Siegetower
    @Siegetower 3 роки тому +5

    "Don't do that! Don't do that!"
    "Take that you stupid squirrel!"

  • @EATSxBABIES
    @EATSxBABIES 3 роки тому +18

    It really exhausts me when I keep hearing about these people who throw around lawsuits like they are growing on the sidewalks. I've been trying to get a malpractice attorney for a year now and these lunatics can their agenda in the courts as easy as pouring a glass of water.

  • @sodapopcowboy8620
    @sodapopcowboy8620 3 роки тому +35

    What really happened to him is that he became a Florida Man. No further description needed.

  • @Matthew-.-
    @Matthew-.- 3 роки тому +14

    In the end it was all just an elaborate ruse to get himself in GTA.

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 3 роки тому +2

    The Raycon modelling at the beginning was fucking hilarious. I actually skipped back a couple of times so I could watch again. Most I’ve ever laughed at a sponsor promo!!

  • @canhead08
    @canhead08 3 роки тому +77

    I really enjoyed the bit where you showed your massive shaft

  • @memebump7612
    @memebump7612 3 роки тому +105

    "The bad parts of the left." Wow, it's rare to hear anyone with a negative thing to say about the left or right to not completely generalise the lot of them.

    • @callumwarren3342
      @callumwarren3342 3 роки тому +20

      Ah rational people. Never would have figured those exist.

    • @SoulTransient
      @SoulTransient 3 роки тому +5

      I mean destiny ain't so bad sometimes....

    • @GameGod77
      @GameGod77 3 роки тому

      @@SoulTransient Do you consider Destiny a lefty or a righty? It's interesting how people position him given he's a moderate dude all things considered.

    • @cannaroe1213
      @cannaroe1213 3 роки тому +11

      @@GameGod77 i think its ok to just say hes a midwit

    • @screwgoogle4993
      @screwgoogle4993 3 роки тому +2

      @@cannaroe1213 aka a halfwit

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 3 роки тому +136

    I think Jack was more of a zealot than evil. He used underhanded tactics, but it came from a genuine belief that people were being harmed.
    And that's a very easy trap to fall into when you become self-righteous.

    • @ExeErdna
      @ExeErdna 3 роки тому +15

      Maybe Jack was a warning of how we should have dealt with SJW's since Jack seems to be the prototype. Good intent yet a yellowbricked road right to Hell and Doomguy's blasting can be heard.

    • @theuzzlepuzzle2656
      @theuzzlepuzzle2656 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah, I've often found that the people who believe they're doing the right thing in the face of adversity, with the best intentions in mind, can cause the most suffering.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +9

      @@theuzzlepuzzle2656 "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some points be satiated; but those who torment us for their own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -C.S. Lewis

    • @deus0rcinus889
      @deus0rcinus889 2 роки тому +2

      @ Uzzle Puzzle the road to hell is paved with good intentions and all that

  • @PengusKhan
    @PengusKhan 3 роки тому

    this came on via autoplay and i hadn't seen it yet as of me typing this, but as you started talking leading up to the name... I don't want to think about how my heart dropped

  • @DeathSongoftheThreeStorms
    @DeathSongoftheThreeStorms 3 роки тому +522

    Right-wing: blames the video game for the mass shooting.
    Left-wing: blames the gun for the mass shooting.
    The person who did the mass shooting never gets blamed.

    • @jaspermcminnis5538
      @jaspermcminnis5538 3 роки тому +25

      Yep, isn't it grand?😒

    • @GunFunZS
      @GunFunZS 3 роки тому +40

      Also they forget that it wasn't just right-wing it was pretty well even across Congress. All of the music censorship stuff which was kind of the same groups were backed by people like Tipper Gore. The video game censorship stuff and the music censorship stuff was pretty bipartisan.

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 3 роки тому +39

      Moralists on both sides of the political spectrum all behave the same way.

    • @christophermonteith2774
      @christophermonteith2774 3 роки тому

      yup

    • @HeronSight
      @HeronSight 3 роки тому +1

      Most the time they'll even get defended!

  • @jackfortyfour1435
    @jackfortyfour1435 3 роки тому +45

    'I'm not mad, I've been tested' - Jack Thompson, probably

    • @SpanglesYT
      @SpanglesYT 3 роки тому

      "Are you positive ?"

    • @otrogreandcorgi9818
      @otrogreandcorgi9818 3 роки тому

      personally I think Jack was a genius form of advertisement for the gaming industry. could have even been away for Hollywood to attack the gaming industry initially. Either way the gaming industry got bigger because of the controversy.
      The Golden Age of Gaming.
      The situation with Jack is really no different than the scalper scapegoat that the current consoles are using. And At some point people have to realize Jack was basically either paid by Hollywood or the gaming industry or both.
      Hollywood didn't like the competition that the gaming industry was bringing in and the late 80s early 90s. In fact they still don't like it.
      The gaming industry initially may have disliked Jack for his attacks on the gaming industry.
      But his attacks on the gaming Industries just caused more people to purchase the games. so most people would view him as a useful idiot.
      As were any businessman worth their salt would realize Jack was most likely paid by some group to destroy another. and another group because controversy equals more game sales.
      Both Hollywood and overall leftist entertainment as well as the Gaming Community have never really cared for the religious right.
      So just at the right time a crazy idiot magically comes along to fulfill a stereotype that ends up making both Industries more profitable.
      Side Note. This is why if you really know the background most people realize that the Flat Earth movement was actually started by the Liberals.

  • @kaplahworm
    @kaplahworm 3 роки тому +58

    I'm a teacher and I have to say that I agree with Jack. Games can make children do terrible things.
    The amount of times I've had to tell kids to sit the fuck down because they're Fortnite dancing is fucking depressing.

    • @unchi1999
      @unchi1999 Рік тому

      ⁠And this is why consoles like PS2 make you violent folks. I remember back in April 9, 2018, I had this teacher named Ms Moran back when i was 11-12 years old back in Baldwin School and at age 18 in senior high I wasn't doing my school work, i was screwing around on the school laptops instead of my math and even when she knew i was doing without even looking at the screen, She said she was gonna write me up for no reason and then i totally lost my cool, started yelling my teacher telling her shes the one who should be written up and then started throwing a pencil across the classroom and started kicking chairs around. And then when my dad went to go pick me up while talking to my dean teacher, Out of nowhere i started hitting my dean teacher and boy was my dad pissed as fuck when he started driving me home? My dad was SO SO pissed off that day, he called me a bitch and a motherfucker and said Fuck you to me so many times and even told me to stay out of his life because i was too aggressive. He even started blaming GTA at me and said i was acting like the character and then he said he was gonna crack my games in half. Not only that, If he saw me on my PC, He said along the lines with "Bitch if i ever see you on that PC, I'll walk right in with a yellow hammer and smash that bitch!"

    • @VendettaSleazy
      @VendettaSleazy 10 місяців тому +2

      This comment literally made me choke 😂😂😂😂

    • @unchi1999
      @unchi1999 10 місяців тому +1

      @@VendettaSleazy OK

  • @theflamingpi
    @theflamingpi 3 роки тому +11

    I remember Jack. I have to say... Jack was right. I started reenacting video games before I hit my 20s. By my 30s, this turned into a thriving underground business, only available for purchase on the darkest parts of the dark web.
    So, if ghosts are haunting your home, come find me. I will eat them and you get to keep the cherries as a souvenir. Lowest price ghost eater on the dark web. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

  • @HighlandFemboy
    @HighlandFemboy 3 роки тому +20

    12:01 That mention of Waco has convinced me we need a David Koresh madlad.

    • @MrDylanm842
      @MrDylanm842 3 роки тому +1

      Good to see my admirals share my opinions

    • @michaellovely6601
      @michaellovely6601 3 роки тому

      As long as we don't get an episode of "Absolute Mad Lads" wherein Count Dankula profiles Timothy McVeigh; the Oklahoma City bomber. Timothy McVeigh is the definition of evil because he killed 168 people; nineteen of whom were children. I would however be interested if Count Dankula profiles Clara Harris and Susan Wright. Clara Harris is also known as the Driller Killer because she once worked in the Dentistry profession and killed her lying cheating son of a bitch husband David Harris by running him over three times with her Mercedes-Benz in the parking lot of the Nassau Bay Hilton Hotel in July of 2002. Despite having been sentenced to twenty years in prison for murdering David; Clara was released from prison in 2018, after serving fifteen of the twenty years. Susan Wright is also known as the Blue-eyed Butcher because she slaughtered her abusive cheating drug addicted son of a bitch husband Jeff Wright by tying him to their bed, stabbing him 193 times and burying his body in the backyard of their Houston area home in January of 2003. During the trial of Susan Wright; prosecutor Kelly Siegler reenacted the stabbing of Jeff Wright using the Wrights bed for the reenactment, bloodstained mattress and all. Kelly portrayed Susan and a male colleague of hers portrayed Jeff. Though what bewildered me is when Kelly Siegler said that because Susan Wright once worked as a topless dancer her emotions in court were insincere. How does a person's job dictate the sincerity of their emotions? Kelly painted Susan Wright as an unrepentant bloodthirsty psychopath who committed the murder of Jeff Wright because of his life insurance policy. The courts sentenced Susan to twenty-five years in prison; but Susan's sentence was reduced to twenty years on appeal due to Susan's attorneys providing ineffective counsel. During the appeal; a former fiancée of Jeff Wright by the name of Misty McMichael testified that Jeff had abused her during their relationship. In addition; an autopsy of Jeff Wright revealed that he was heavily addicted to cocaine and steroids which made him a rampaging monster. During the autopsy; the coroner discovered that Jeff's body hadn't metabolized all of the cocaine he had snorted before he died. In January of this year; Susan was released from prison after serving only sixteen years of her prison sentence.

  • @eaglebearer
    @eaglebearer 3 роки тому +23

    So in the end, Jack didn't want to donate, and his excuse was "It's just a prank bro."

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 3 роки тому +1

      I knew Dank was going to say he sued the people who donated for him though lol.

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 3 роки тому +186

    ESRB: This game is inappropriate for minors
    Also ESRB: HA HA! Slot machine go BRRR!

    • @daskampffredchen
      @daskampffredchen 3 роки тому +2

      For a release in Germany developers often had to remove gambling. Pokemon in Germany has no slots if I remember correctly

    • @daskampffredchen
      @daskampffredchen 3 роки тому +1

      @Duy An Tran I am unsure. I think they removed it in the GBA versions. I am just going off memory

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 2 місяці тому

    The bully court case ending with the jury trying the game and Jack losing his shit over it sounds like the ending of a bad buddy comedy

  • @uranium54321
    @uranium54321 3 роки тому +104

    Wym Janet Reno’s sick burn doesn’t make up for Waco, Waco was an even sicker burn

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 роки тому +1

      While I'm no fan of Reno or how the ATF handles things, the world is infinitely better off without those cultist nutjobs.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 3 роки тому +35

      @@BigPuddin and there's the fed.

    • @gregc3614
      @gregc3614 3 роки тому

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh snap

    • @legin777
      @legin777 3 роки тому

      I see what you did there.....

    • @worldcure7883
      @worldcure7883 3 роки тому +16

      @@BigPuddin ever think you're the nutjob living in a nutjob society that criminalizes free thought and speech?
      Might want to use your brain here.

  • @kebabkebob7808
    @kebabkebob7808 3 роки тому +20

    I actually got his phone number when I was in middle school (I don't think he realized it but a lot of the activist groups he associated with put his phone number on their websites since I guess they didn't know that wasn't a good idea) and he sure as hell wasn't willing to chat with us. Granted he didn't answer and we just left him a message but the message he left us was loaded with threats to have us arrested and about how we were going to be in tears when the cops came to get us.

  • @dim0n578
    @dim0n578 3 роки тому +95

    Absolute Mad Lads - Ted Kaczynski

  • @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski
    @JozefLucifugeKorzeniowski Рік тому +2

    literally every male human child that was in existence during the 90s played doom. it was mandatory.

  • @seankrkovich2869
    @seankrkovich2869 3 роки тому +51

    I'm glad they took his license away. It was good for him.

    • @Parbruek
      @Parbruek 3 роки тому +1

      He couldn't see anything from his opponent's position. He was an idiot in the most Greek meaning of the word; id (self) iota (center point).

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 3 роки тому

      @@Parbruek huh, is that actually the origin of the word? if so... ya learn something new everyday 🤷‍♂️

    • @BigPuddin
      @BigPuddin 3 роки тому

      Delusion, righteous indignation, and conviction are powerful drugs that set you on the course to self-destruction. Jack could've focused on any number of more important, actual injustices (i.e. victims of sexual assault in his early career,) but he chose to focus on the most irrelevant, mundane shit.

  • @urdadshog
    @urdadshog 3 роки тому +17

    the hand gestures and facial expressions while advertising the raycons were excellent, proper QVC stuff

    • @anno5936
      @anno5936 3 роки тому

      Yeah, there's a few 'tubers that really set standards... Dank is among the top 5 IMHO, i could watch an entire video him doing that

  • @okamikitsune4870
    @okamikitsune4870 3 роки тому +23

    "Lawyer's for the yanks"
    Thank you Marcus.