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  • @the_stoner_llama
    @the_stoner_llama 10 місяців тому +84629

    Even your dreams are lactose free and upper middle class" killed me

    • @thebeatnumber
      @thebeatnumber 10 місяців тому +145

      But not HIV free, eh?

    • @thecandyman7807
      @thecandyman7807 10 місяців тому +649

      @@thebeatnumberDepends on how safe they are. I understand this was a joke, but I don’t care. Sorry for the intrusion.

    • @aurora_x86
      @aurora_x86 10 місяців тому +1

      -i know its just a joke but mainstream queer culture being defined by upper class white gay men alienates and erases the vast majority of queer people-

    • @Gojosheadband
      @Gojosheadband 10 місяців тому +213

      @@thebeatnumberwe got prep now

    • @BlapwardKrunkle
      @BlapwardKrunkle 10 місяців тому

      @@thebeatnumber the 80’s called they want their joke back, loser

  • @sebastianmaker6798
    @sebastianmaker6798 10 місяців тому +20100

    The delivery of "sorbet" fucking killed me, i dont know why

    • @mishynaofficial
      @mishynaofficial 10 місяців тому +67

      sorbeyyyy

    • @durgasriullewad5424
      @durgasriullewad5424 8 місяців тому +5

      What does sorbet means ?

    • @name.1031
      @name.1031 7 місяців тому +50

      @@durgasriullewad5424it’s a type of dessert

    • @filiaaut
      @filiaaut 7 місяців тому

      It's kind of like ice cream, but it is made without cream nor milk, just fruit juice/purée (more rarely, some alcohols as well), ice, and sugar, if needed.
      You can't make vanilla or chocolate sorbet, but citrus (especially lemon and lime) and berries (except strawberries) are common sorbet flavours.@@durgasriullewad5424

    • @TreiberSeptim
      @TreiberSeptim 6 місяців тому +51

      It‘s the on point mix of the indian accent and the gay accent.

  • @CLUMSY_CLUTTER
    @CLUMSY_CLUTTER 6 місяців тому +5477

    “He sleeps with a smile on his face!” He’s double gay-
    “No I’m not gay I’m just a loser” very relatable-

    • @RuneKatashima
      @RuneKatashima 3 місяці тому +7

      The one sleeping with a smile on his face is his friend, he refers to *himself* as the loser.

    • @CLUMSY_CLUTTER
      @CLUMSY_CLUTTER 3 місяці тому +1

      @@RuneKatashima I know I was just quoting the different phrases.

    • @zaneleradebe2808
      @zaneleradebe2808 2 місяці тому +11

      ​@@RuneKatashimaI think he means double gay as in 1. Homosexual and 2. Happy

  • @ThomasThings
    @ThomasThings 10 місяців тому +37560

    "I'm not gay, I'm just a loser" is the funniest line I've heard today and relatable sentiment on many levels

    • @Starbuck32123
      @Starbuck32123 10 місяців тому +26

      Best Radiohead song

    • @catblue4690
      @catblue4690 10 місяців тому +72

      “I’m not a groomer, I’m just a loser”

    • @ganimol9691
      @ganimol9691 10 місяців тому +10

      His mom: oh thank god

    • @QuantumPurple
      @QuantumPurple 10 місяців тому +9

      @@catblue4690😭 completely went over my head

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@QuantumPurpleI hope it was a reference to the ukelele girl

  • @DwynTwo
    @DwynTwo 10 місяців тому +95139

    "I'm not gay, I'm just a loserrrrrrrr"

    • @oscarguzman3017
      @oscarguzman3017 10 місяців тому +566

      I relate to this line so hard 😭

    • @Rahul_Sastry
      @Rahul_Sastry 10 місяців тому +365

      Same. 21 about to be 22 next april.
      Fucking pray for me.

    • @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay
      @TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 10 місяців тому +145

      @@Rahul_Sastry
      You’ll get there homes. There’s gonna be someone that’ll fall head over heels for ya.

    • @DwynTwo
      @DwynTwo 10 місяців тому +212

      @@Rahul_Sastry 21? You're basically still a baby, dude lol. Don't let anyone pressure you. 21 is still VERY very young.

    • @cookedinskibidi
      @cookedinskibidi 10 місяців тому +76

      Im both sadly

  • @pixelatedscience
    @pixelatedscience 5 місяців тому +3519

    Incase you're wondering, the subtitle font is Blippo Black.

    • @angusmuir6180
      @angusmuir6180 5 місяців тому +309

      Thank you font-knowing stranger. I will never use this information but I am glad to have it.

    • @g0ld3ncup1d
      @g0ld3ncup1d 4 місяці тому +75

      @@angusmuir6180LMAO AGREED I PROBABLY WONT EITHER BUT ITS GOOD TO KNOW

    • @cartoonfantasy4541
      @cartoonfantasy4541 4 місяці тому +40

      Gold in the iron mine found, love this info

    • @most_ardently_loved
      @most_ardently_loved 4 місяці тому +9

      Thank you!

    • @Tropicalpisces
      @Tropicalpisces 4 місяці тому +3

      How did you guess that?😅

  • @NordicCarved
    @NordicCarved 10 місяців тому +4387

    Plot twist Sorbet was the nickname he gave his boyfriend

  • @princessjello
    @princessjello 10 місяців тому +15761

    The way he said sorbet 😂

    • @oscah_whisky
      @oscah_whisky 10 місяців тому +195

      "Sorbet💅🏾"

    • @durchhalter
      @durchhalter 10 місяців тому +54

      Exactly!😁 And then he‘s always there to watch Shawshank sleep and wake up … is Vir telling us something without telling us?

    • @dj-ux1jr
      @dj-ux1jr 10 місяців тому +22

      Till now i didnt even knew T is silent...😅

    • @Beebz29
      @Beebz29 10 місяців тому +10

      @@oscah_whisky
      “💫✨sorbet✨💫”

    • @Gwennedd
      @Gwennedd 10 місяців тому +9

      @@dj-ux1jr , yup..it's a French based word.

  • @cassidybraband2411
    @cassidybraband2411 5 місяців тому +1073

    "We'll take you to a doctor and fix you." Is wiild😭😔✊️

    • @kriegdeathrider7805
      @kriegdeathrider7805 4 місяці тому

      We are only like 20 years past trying to electrocute the demons out of people being a commonly accepted medical practice I mean it's still an option but most doctors these days wanna try and see if they can make you OD on antipsychotics and antidepressants before they recommend shock therapy, also the conversion camps are stupid AF, take a bunch of gay kids out in the middle of nowhere for weeks at a time with limited supervision what do you think is gonna happen? A: they all learn to conform to traditional gender norms or B: they all won't stop fucking literally everytime they are left alone. They really need to start handing out penicillin shots at those camps

    • @melaniecoughlin7
      @melaniecoughlin7 3 місяці тому

      ​@@fxyo1368No

    • @anonymousguineapig6174
      @anonymousguineapig6174 3 місяці тому

      ​@fxyo1368 not at all. Nowhere scientific is there any form of any proof that homosexuality is a disorder. It's common in animals- lions, penguins and rabbits for example have been documented having homosexual relationships. Please educate yourself instead of being hateful.

    • @mr.shplorb662
      @mr.shplorb662 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@fxyo1368😐

    • @Haduuna_Wrur
      @Haduuna_Wrur 3 місяці тому +33

      @@fxyo1368 Tell that to literally every mammal on earth, bud.

  • @Nobody-f1n
    @Nobody-f1n 10 місяців тому +19610

    His mom was manifesting😂

  • @alim.9801
    @alim.9801 10 місяців тому +4049

    Now these are the gay jokes I've been waiting for 😂😂 the sleeping pose killed me lol

    • @mybaguettes5937
      @mybaguettes5937 10 місяців тому +219

      True most of them are just always “Oh being gay is bad! Lol!” But that’s exactly the kind of jokes I have been actually waiting to hear about! Nothing against the community, just a light hearted joke

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 10 місяців тому +13

      Looked like a very festive Hitler salute.

    • @saturniidspectre
      @saturniidspectre 10 місяців тому +104

      ​@@mybaguettes5937 If only the trans community could have such a luxury! XD

    • @largeboi4678
      @largeboi4678 10 місяців тому +82

      @@saturniidspectresomeday!

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 10 місяців тому

      ​@saturniidspectre your community needs a sense of humour first lol. No hate but a lot of you are thin-skinned as hell.

  • @sivzzz3008
    @sivzzz3008 7 місяців тому +58

    I love the way he speaks. Idk if its the mix of some accents or what, but it's beautiful.

  • @itsradz
    @itsradz 10 місяців тому +44549

    "sleeps with a smile on his face EVERY NIGHT??" 🤔 why are you next to him in bed EVERY NIGHT !! 😂

    • @tanyasingla2860
      @tanyasingla2860 10 місяців тому +660

      😂😂😭bruhhhhhh

    • @theartoflolita935
      @theartoflolita935 10 місяців тому +2343

      Because they were roommates 😉

    • @happilyevernever4289
      @happilyevernever4289 10 місяців тому +760

      You can't sleep next to your gay friends? 🤔🤔

    • @A.D.540
      @A.D.540 10 місяців тому

      why would u,last thing i want is to be touched.@@happilyevernever4289

    • @WillGaylord
      @WillGaylord 10 місяців тому

      ​@@happilyevernever4289People are way too horny fr

  • @satwikskatti
    @satwikskatti 11 місяців тому +7671

    Shawshank really got his redemption huh?? 😂

    • @AmelieKaren7_13
      @AmelieKaren7_13 10 місяців тому +36

      I see what you did there 😂😂

    • @shashi43526
      @shashi43526 10 місяців тому +34

      I've heard this way too many times

    • @satwikskatti
      @satwikskatti 10 місяців тому +10

      @@shashi43526 😅

    • @Pandemia616
      @Pandemia616 10 місяців тому +2

      Damn I wanted to make this joke 😭😂

    • @EmpressLizard81
      @EmpressLizard81 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@shashankgilla95 that's the price of sorbet dreams.

  • @gelusvenn5063
    @gelusvenn5063 10 місяців тому +409

    To be fair, Sorbet good as hell. Your boy definitely has quality dreams.

    • @tahira1
      @tahira1 2 місяці тому +4

      My favourite dessert 🍨

  • @BottledPsychoticMind
    @BottledPsychoticMind 10 місяців тому +6369

    ‘Sorbet :3’
    ‘SORBET?’
    ‘Even your dreams are lactose free and upper-middle class man!’
    got me dying

    • @esmmsfor
      @esmmsfor 6 місяців тому +171

      "Sorbet :3" somehow portrays EXACTLY how he said it 😭😭😭

    • @joltz..2042
      @joltz..2042 5 місяців тому +6

      What that mean to?

    • @MentallyUnstableLolzz
      @MentallyUnstableLolzz 5 місяців тому

      Frfr​@@esmmsfor

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 4 місяці тому +40

      How is that emoticon the exact sound he made 😭

    • @esmmsfor
      @esmmsfor 4 місяці тому +9

      @@jesuschristbutafab9923 ikr 😭

  • @LianaE
    @LianaE 10 місяців тому +1791

    “I’m not gay, I’m just a loser” most relatable sentence ever 🥲

    • @fourthmatchflame
      @fourthmatchflame 10 місяців тому +52

      im both!

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@@fourthmatchflameare you really tho? Not seeing you losing anything rn

    • @Lord-mittens
      @Lord-mittens 10 місяців тому +16

      @@DungEnjoyerris that a compliment or a joke about their virginity? 😂

    • @namvutranngoc6945
      @namvutranngoc6945 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@fourthmatchflamesuddenly library of ruina reference

    • @DungEnjoyerr
      @DungEnjoyerr 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Lord-mittens It's everything you could interpret it as.

  • @heatherlikesoctopi
    @heatherlikesoctopi 5 місяців тому +97

    with such little effort he made shashank an absolutely perfect character. i can literally picture this exact person.

  • @pranjalgoswami1473
    @pranjalgoswami1473 11 місяців тому +56761

    Why are you there when Shashank wakes up?

  • @julhol7482
    @julhol7482 10 місяців тому +616

    "Even your dreams are lactose-free and upper middle class" 🤣

  • @lornaj3310
    @lornaj3310 10 місяців тому +85

    "Those two things are opposite, right?“
    YESSS yes they are 😂

  • @ashexrome7621
    @ashexrome7621 10 місяців тому +303

    “Sorbet 💅🏻“ SENT ME

  • @zedelstein2826
    @zedelstein2826 10 місяців тому +4194

    Gay jokes that aren’t at the expense of the gay individual are my favorite and his delivery is spectacular

  • @iluvboothill
    @iluvboothill 6 місяців тому +10662

    Now THIS is how you make gay jokes, holy shit im wheezing.
    Edit: If you feel the need to reply with some incredibly unique statement about the nature of comedy that'll sway my opinion on alt-right comics or homophobia in general, don't bother. All I'm gonna do is laugh at you. If my comment pissed you off that much, it says more about you than me.

    • @breadloaf1840
      @breadloaf1840 4 місяці тому +83

      Yes!!!

    • @NearsightedNarhwal
      @NearsightedNarhwal 4 місяці тому +398

      I can’t with the delivery of
      “What are you dreaming about??”
      “Sorbet 🥰”
      😭😭😭

    • @dilypopp
      @dilypopp 4 місяці тому +60

      FACTS. I’m CACKLING

    • @crowbard
      @crowbard 4 місяці тому +16

      💯💯💯

    • @goldtiger9453
      @goldtiger9453 4 місяці тому +49

      You can only make gay jokes about them being superior to u or amazing got it

  • @shakkedjaffe4462
    @shakkedjaffe4462 11 місяців тому +2707

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 he sleeps with smile on his face, just hmm💅

  • @Nikita-qb7xd
    @Nikita-qb7xd 11 місяців тому +11153

    My parents never talked about sexuality but they left subtle hints here and there. Like they’d leave the TV on channels where teen shows like Gumrah played to let me know not to get involved with the wrong kind of thing/people. One time they left the news on when they were talking about HIV and left the room. They weren’t so subtle.
    Edit: I guess lots of people have misunderstood the HIV part as me being gay. I’m very much straight. I grew up when awareness about HIV was on the rise in India and parents really wanted their kids to practice safe sex, but didn’t know how to broach the subject.

    • @onepiecegotmeinlove691
      @onepiecegotmeinlove691 11 місяців тому +1047

      ​@@happiyyyyyou could always...talk to your kids? It doesnt have to be a explicit or anything. There is anumber of children's book that break it to them that there are gay people in this world, and although different to what they had seen so far, it didnt mean they are bad or strange etc

    • @happiyyyy
      @happiyyyy 10 місяців тому +55

      @@onepiecegotmeinlove691 i dont have kids. yet. I do it with my younger sibling though. Sensitizing him about these issues. But I meant gumrah was a really good show. I don't wanna police or control my future kids can't see their internet habits. Coz i will also be like my parents no matter what i try. Cant keep up with technology and new trends. Already behind on reels etc. I will put on such shows and movies as cautionary tales.
      Edit: I never said anything about hiv, gay pr sexuality. Can yall please stop assuming things and leave me alone. I just made a lil comment about a show called 'Gumrah' that I liked and news. It is borderline harassment that I'm facing in the replies. The OP said whatever they said about hiv and gay. I didn't. I don't need your unsolicited advices. 🙏🏻
      You don't know me or know what it's like to grow up in India. You are just assuming things. My comment was about the internet. Coz you can't control what children see or are exposed to on the internet. Violence, blackmailing, grooming it affects their development.
      Gumrah was a show for teenagers and not children. And my lived experience and my replies have nothing to do with the comedian. He's like 2 decades older to me and he belongs to a very rich class Like top 1% and its comedy, these events may or may not have happened.

    • @smritipandey07
      @smritipandey07 10 місяців тому +129

      ​@@happiyyyymy thoughts somewhere aligns with u..but i would req u that please share good bonds with your kids..make them feel that it's absolutely okay to discuss huss shush topics with u..u don't have to be so controlling just show them your side of affection and everything will be 👍

    • @RZ.12
      @RZ.12 10 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @theberserker_of_falconia
      @theberserker_of_falconia 10 місяців тому +6

      Your parents are funny

  • @Cryptamen
    @Cryptamen 5 місяців тому +94

    The cut off at the HE DREAMS better than us. So well done, dude

  • @purplemonkey1890
    @purplemonkey1890 10 місяців тому +628

    Even your dreams are lactose free and upper middle class 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fredaenrique6099
    @fredaenrique6099 11 місяців тому +1877

    This man will still stand as one of my favorite comedians well done. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MayurGirhale
      @MayurGirhale 11 місяців тому

      He is one of the most famous fucktards in this world

    • @Ruhi-bz8vs
      @Ruhi-bz8vs 10 місяців тому +2

      Mine tooo😅😅

    • @manikandan1111
      @manikandan1111 10 місяців тому +1

      he is not funny

    • @Flamuski
      @Flamuski 10 місяців тому +4

      @@manikandan1111 ok, tell us a joke :)

  • @Gunuu.
    @Gunuu. 2 місяці тому +6

    "Sorbet 🤠💅🏻✨"
    "Sorbet !??😦🤨🤨"

  • @enderkai618
    @enderkai618 10 місяців тому +402

    "i'm not gay, i'm just a loser" im both 😌

  • @chelinka777
    @chelinka777 10 місяців тому +166

    His voice is so calming

    • @CaptainAMAZINGGG
      @CaptainAMAZINGGG 10 місяців тому +5

      For real, I could listen to him all day ❤ so soothing 😌😌😌

  • @sonakshiawasthi
    @sonakshiawasthi 10 місяців тому +5

    Veer is my absolute favorite. The amount of nuance and class he brings into his comedy is unparalleled.
    Always support 🙌

  • @Romantic_Juliet
    @Romantic_Juliet 10 місяців тому +31

    He's so funny, AND HIS ACCENT MAKES IT FUNNIER-!! 😭💗✨

  • @shakkedjaffe4462
    @shakkedjaffe4462 11 місяців тому +1979

    as a gay person, I enjoyed the joke very much, and approve I sleep every night just hmm

    • @AbdiFater-ze7ns
      @AbdiFater-ze7ns 11 місяців тому +15

      🏳️‍🌈🤢🤢

    • @SeveralGhost
      @SeveralGhost 10 місяців тому +364

      ​@@AbdiFater-ze7ns bro that's your dad you're talking about

    • @AbdiFater-ze7ns
      @AbdiFater-ze7ns 10 місяців тому +22

      @@SeveralGhost Atleast I have a dad, you were a born as a group project💀

    • @SeveralGhost
      @SeveralGhost 10 місяців тому +417

      @@AbdiFater-ze7ns you learning to accept your gay dad is amazing, my 12 parents and I are very proud of you

    • @hinam9684
      @hinam9684 10 місяців тому +144

      ​@@SeveralGhostyour ratios should go down as legends.

  • @meganmarch8769
    @meganmarch8769 10 місяців тому +15

    Lmfao I love that she was like "we'll fix you", then proceeded to list reasons gaes™️ are superior😂😂😂

  • @rossbossdraws6350
    @rossbossdraws6350 10 місяців тому +56

    I love him "I'm not gay I'm just a loser"

  • @parkerlathem2586
    @parkerlathem2586 10 місяців тому +36

    This guy is genuinely funny.

  • @ahtunyarlathoteppy2360
    @ahtunyarlathoteppy2360 2 місяці тому +2

    "Even his dreams are upper-middle class!" That was gold XD

  • @bleedingcowboys7147
    @bleedingcowboys7147 10 місяців тому +12

    "heres what we eat, heres what he- HE DREAMS"
    he had to cut it off there, call that circumcision 💀

  • @ahdumbs1161
    @ahdumbs1161 10 місяців тому +19

    Wow, inoffensive gay jokes that are actually funny!!!!! Who is this guy he’s my new fav

  • @Fennily
    @Fennily 4 місяці тому +7

    Dreaming about sorbet has to be the most wholesome dream ever 🥺

  • @sammeyDay
    @sammeyDay 10 місяців тому +21

    This guy is great! Does he have a Netflix special yet?
    YES, 4 OF THEM. Cleaning is going to very enjoyable today

  • @YourLocalKidnapper
    @YourLocalKidnapper 10 місяців тому +28

    Perhaps Shashank sleeps with a smile knowing that he’ll wake up to Vir’s face every morning 🤨☝️

  • @prudentreality
    @prudentreality 4 місяці тому +6

    I love desi accents in English! The soft t’s and the lilting… It only adds to his delivery, which is already so clean!

  • @rainyrayrae
    @rainyrayrae 10 місяців тому +3318

    as a queer person, this is how you make an _excellent_ gay joke 😂

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 4 місяці тому +75

      best gay joke i've ever heard rofl that sorbet shit killed my ass

    • @lord_ozymandias
      @lord_ozymandias 4 місяці тому +67

      @JoeSnow-ki6xli mean. i understand that in principal but surely a queer person could be able to tell you if a joke abt being queer was funny in the eyes of the general queer community or not 😶

    • @lord_ozymandias
      @lord_ozymandias 4 місяці тому

      @JoeSnow-ki6xl oh i see ur a loser. nvm. have a good day man

    • @AngelaDSato
      @AngelaDSato 4 місяці тому +42

      ​@JoeSnow-ki6xlwoah, you must be the light of the party!
      Because it's the sign to everyone that the club is closing and it's time to go somewhere else.

    • @sharpack
      @sharpack 4 місяці тому +49

      ​@JoeSnow-ki6xl"Your kind"
      Brother, unfunny people are on both sides, and same with funny people. You know Neil Patrick Harris? Barney from How I Met Your Mother, or Count Olaf from the TV series of Series of Unfortunate Events, just an extremely acclaimed comedic actor? They're gay.
      You want new words? Here they are. You say people don't get to say what is or isn't funny, and yet you claim that "Your kind" (a group you don't know everyone in) doesn't have any creativity. How is that? Other people don't get to decide for everyone what is funny, but you can decide that an entire group isn't? Grow up.
      This isn't us against each other anyways. There are disasters and wars around the world that no one agrees with, we should stop attacking each other and focus on helping those in need.

  • @garinpalmer432
    @garinpalmer432 10 місяців тому +8

    One of my new favorite comedians

  • @Archibald-i6y
    @Archibald-i6y 10 місяців тому +1

    You have a natural charisma that draws people in.

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 10 місяців тому +8

    I love this man's accent and voice.

  • @tinnipurkayastha
    @tinnipurkayastha 10 місяців тому +323

    I remember watching satyamev jayate and talking to my parents about sexuality for the first time only to realise how ahead they both are of their time because neither of them tried to avoid the conversation ad after that I became even more friendly with them

  • @Lizzardthething
    @Lizzardthething 3 місяці тому +2

    “I’m not gay, I’m just a loser.”
    AND I AM THE BEST OF BOTH THINGS

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 10 місяців тому +69

    it's true my dreams are just a field of rainbow pillows that i frolic on as i get my rest

    • @anbellfox
      @anbellfox 10 місяців тому +4

      My dreams are good too, I'm a fruit bat, Eating tiny berries in big trees in open fields. It's very nice.

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest 10 місяців тому +1

      maybe being trans alongside being gay canceled it out for me because i dream about giant archaic towers made of corpses

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 9 місяців тому +1

      But what about the unicorns?

    • @yoda5436
      @yoda5436 9 місяців тому +1

      @@SCSilk yk they be prancing

    • @Cal_The_Stainless
      @Cal_The_Stainless 9 місяців тому

      ​@@biggestastiest I think it does honestly, Im trans and straight and dream about voids filled with pillars made of living human hands

  • @InsertName-uq5jn
    @InsertName-uq5jn 10 місяців тому +24

    How many times did you watch this?
    ...
    "Yes."

  • @RwandaBob
    @RwandaBob 3 місяці тому +4

    i’m not indian but having the “i’m not gay im just a loser” talk with my parents was brutal 😂

  • @garetz00
    @garetz00 3 місяці тому +5

    He claims hes not gay, but he sees his "friend" sleep with a smile on his face each night and sees his face as he wakes up.

  • @Dude12Dude2
    @Dude12Dude2 Місяць тому

    This was an amazing audio episode! The little peak into Big D's fears was both eye opening and tension building

  • @Treefoxxi
    @Treefoxxi 5 місяців тому +37

    Love a comedian who doesn't have to curse to be funny

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 4 місяці тому +2

      lolo missed the F bomb eh??

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 3 місяці тому +1

      @@FUBARGunpla I think Treefoxxi meant in comparison to comedians that pretty much do nothing other than curse nonstop, which is definitely still a trend.

    • @Treefoxxi
      @Treefoxxi 2 місяці тому

      @@josephschultz3301 yes it wasnt all vulgarity the whole time and me that's refreshing af

    • @Treefoxxi
      @Treefoxxi 2 місяці тому

      @@FUBARGunpla mm no but there weren't many eh??

    • @FUBARGunpla
      @FUBARGunpla 2 місяці тому

      @@Treefoxxi "doesn't have to curse" *curses*

  • @AretoplexGaming
    @AretoplexGaming 10 місяців тому +3

    I have been listening to this on repeat for about half an hour.

  • @Chillemdafoe
    @Chillemdafoe 7 місяців тому +2

    Dude has my full attention very good delivery

  • @leopardsun
    @leopardsun 10 місяців тому +3875

    This is how you do a good LGBT joke. No preaching, no whining, no homophobia, just genuine comedy.

    • @SeanMoran-ct2xk
      @SeanMoran-ct2xk 10 місяців тому +113

      Comedy is subjective. You dont decide what is good and what is sub-par.

    • @leopardsun
      @leopardsun 10 місяців тому +651

      @@SeanMoran-ct2xk What's funny to individuals is indeed subjective, but you can study and classify comedy. Jokes as a medium are not entirely devoid of objectivity. Much - though certainly not all - comedy about LGBT people is offensive purely for the sake of being shocking and barely even qualifies as humor. I am simply pointing out that this short is an exception.

    • @leopardsun
      @leopardsun 10 місяців тому +414

      @@SeanMoran-ct2xk and before you bring anything else up, I would like to further clarify that I don't believe offensive comedy is inherently bad. I'm a fan of South Park and its brand of humor, for instance. What I despise is when jokes are either lazy or dishonest, and much of the comedy surrounding LGBT people is both. Take, for example, the conservative favorite "I identify as an attack helicopter", which is extremely overused and illogical. I admire creativity above all else - alongside, well, not spreading bigotry and misinformation about marginalized groups, as in the case of Dave Chapelle - which is why I appreciate this short.

    • @ecliiipsssse
      @ecliiipsssse 10 місяців тому +167

      ​@@leopardsun based

    • @SeanMoran-ct2xk
      @SeanMoran-ct2xk 10 місяців тому +26

      @@leopardsunYou dont decide what qualifies as humor. You contradicted yourself in the same paragraph. You only feel this way because you are in said group.

  • @arsonzartz
    @arsonzartz 10 місяців тому +19

    was expecting this to be a homophobic joke, but this is actually really wholesome and funny lol

    • @arsonzartz
      @arsonzartz 4 місяці тому +3

      @JoeSnow-ki6xl the hell you mean-

    • @Quataure
      @Quataure 4 місяці тому

      a homophobic joke, like what? these comedian videos are never some ultra offensive joke, therefore i conclude that you are braindead

    • @rainy1211
      @rainy1211 3 місяці тому +5

      It means that he really wanted an homophobic joke for his down low self but got disappointed so he just calling other's soft ​@@arsonzartz

  • @michaelgarcia1018
    @michaelgarcia1018 2 місяці тому +1

    He so underrated. His comedy is intelligent and funny as hell💯

  • @hessiboi_
    @hessiboi_ 10 місяців тому +7

    "im not gay im just loser"
    welp im both 😭🖐🏽

  • @laceybarker2087
    @laceybarker2087 10 місяців тому +156

    He sleeps with a smile on his face 🙋‍♂️🙂

  • @lauraparker6301
    @lauraparker6301 7 місяців тому +1

    "Even your dreams are lactose free and upper middle class." 😂😭 That sent me

  • @ForJustice_ForGotham
    @ForJustice_ForGotham 4 місяці тому +19

    "Mom I'm not gay, I'm just a loser" is so relatable
    Edit: turns out I was both💀💀
    Edit to the edit: check the other reply

    • @Snowylover
      @Snowylover 3 місяці тому

      Oh, that change is wonderful, glad you discovered yourself

    • @ForJustice_ForGotham
      @ForJustice_ForGotham 3 місяці тому

      @Snowylover hey I might just be a confused ass kid🤷‍♂️
      Edit: after close consideration I have discovered its just women. Sorry for the confusion everybody

  • @Biangly
    @Biangly 3 місяці тому +3

    I legit had a dream last night about eating gelato in an expensive Italian restaurant

  • @indrakshisaha4390
    @indrakshisaha4390 9 місяців тому +1

    "Here's how we dress, here's how he dresses", got me for real. 😂

  • @zjjir
    @zjjir 11 місяців тому +194

    accurate, my parents wouldnt talk about that either.

  • @marlolikesfrogs1960
    @marlolikesfrogs1960 3 місяці тому +4

    A gay joke that doesn't put us down! So refreshing tbh

  • @AuntieMamie
    @AuntieMamie Місяць тому

    He is precious. More please.

  • @EdginLegend
    @EdginLegend 10 місяців тому +4

    Shawshank be going wild

  • @WangXianIsMyLife
    @WangXianIsMyLife 10 місяців тому +18

    Bro no way I'm just the female counter part of a gay man named Shashank
    While being a lesbian named Shashannthika 💀💀💀

  • @EdwiinMotley
    @EdwiinMotley 10 місяців тому +1

    This is so relatable, I love it.

  • @phenomsairam1350
    @phenomsairam1350 10 місяців тому +18

    My mother genuinely asked something similar when I was 13 lol

  • @beanpackk
    @beanpackk 10 місяців тому +32

    the indian accent gives a 25% funniness boost ngl

    • @arighostea
      @arighostea 10 місяців тому +6

      It's the sassiness

  • @syahgisi4226
    @syahgisi4226 3 місяці тому +1

    "Even your dreams are lactose free and upper middle class man!" 😂

  • @albu5646
    @albu5646 10 місяців тому +8

    Nothing is more attractive than a guy who is secure and not homophobic ❤

  • @Mintgumery
    @Mintgumery 5 місяців тому +5

    Im not even lying when saying I did have a dream about sorbet last night and I am in fact a gay man haha

  • @TabethaAurochs
    @TabethaAurochs Місяць тому

    He certainly outgrew "loser who girls wouldn't talk to," like X100 🔥🔥🔥😆

  • @KunchiZeetutu
    @KunchiZeetutu 9 місяців тому +3

    What's up with all the Shashank(s)? How on the earth they are always happy and jolly?😭😂 (My best friend's also Shashank and i couldn't agree more that he's the happiest and the most positive person alive 😭🥹) (may he continues living like this. ❤)

    • @PatelShashank22
      @PatelShashank22 9 місяців тому +2

      @KunchiZeetutu There's always a reason to be happy but there's always a homie on my side if something happens 😂👍🏻

  • @Muflie
    @Muflie 3 місяці тому +4

    Seeing a comedian start talking about gay ppl I usually scary but damn these are actually good jokes

  • @Mattaruu95
    @Mattaruu95 9 місяців тому

    Great timing, subtle but powerful punchlines!

  • @Vik1919
    @Vik1919 10 місяців тому +24

    You are not obligated to have a partner just for the sake of society. Some people prefer being single (and there's nothing wrong with it and it doesn't make you a loser if you prefer being single), as do I, to the point that I even refused a few girls. And yes I am straight because if I were gay, I would have had a gay boyfriend by now.
    It's either true love or being single. Both can be enjoyed to their fullest. Most people who got partners for the sake of society aren't happy. People need to live their own life, not how others want them to live. If you can live your life your own way despite all the crap people say about you, then you have succeeded in life, you are a winner. No one can really stop you from living your life if you don't let them.

    • @theguy7585
      @theguy7585 10 місяців тому +6

      "if I were gay, I would have had a gay boyfriend by now" i mean you're not gonna have a straight boyfriend
      also being bi i can confirm that's false, im out here playing both teams and STILL losing

    • @gourangiverma3947
      @gourangiverma3947 10 місяців тому +1

      honestly ive always preferred waiting for love rather than looking for it. i did wait for a long time and I found it.

  • @billotron5521
    @billotron5521 10 місяців тому +6

    Sometimes my mom likes to (hopefully) jokingly ask if I'm gay and when I always say "no", she or my sister will always ask, "Then why don't you have a girlfriend?" And I've found the best response is, "How would that make me gay? It's not like I've had a boyfriend."

  • @medusagorgon9
    @medusagorgon9 3 місяці тому +1

    🤣😆🤣
    This is so random in my feed and I absolutely love it

  • @jayasri4946
    @jayasri4946 11 місяців тому +39

    When will u perform in Singapore ? PLZ .Looks with comedy 😂. Perfect combo 🎉

  • @le1chu
    @le1chu 9 місяців тому +3

    see? you can joke about sexuality, you just gotta be funny and this guy understood the assignment

  • @salaciousness
    @salaciousness 9 місяців тому +1

    These jokes were refreshing.

  • @aspenx-qc3rm
    @aspenx-qc3rm 10 місяців тому +10

    my mom didn’t even ask me if i was gay, she asked me if i was asexual. progressive parents i guess 😭 (she really isn’t).

  • @ShineComments
    @ShineComments 10 місяців тому +24

    Congrats on your award 🎉

  • @GHOST-h2s
    @GHOST-h2s 9 місяців тому +1

    Now THIS. IS. COMEDY LMFAOO

  • @TatikDoleAa
    @TatikDoleAa 10 місяців тому +8

    Not my Indian ass hearing " 100 rupee" 😭

  • @scottyb8392
    @scottyb8392 10 місяців тому +6

    I love when comedians can do gay jokes that are actually funny 👏

    • @Mili-bedili
      @Mili-bedili 9 місяців тому

      Several comedians have done so. This joke was quite mediocre. I think people are over hyping it because it's "safe" and doesn't push boundaries or challenge anyone's ego as comedy typically does.

    • @kermitthefrog5446
      @kermitthefrog5446 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Mili-bedili name the comedians.

  • @Vinemaple
    @Vinemaple 10 місяців тому +1

    Gorgeously relatable!

  • @QuantumPurple
    @QuantumPurple 10 місяців тому +5

    “Im not gay, im just a loser” too real 😭

  • @Humannnn98
    @Humannnn98 11 місяців тому +6

    Congratulations Bruh❤

  • @weresofansie1457
    @weresofansie1457 4 місяці тому

    there are not words for the joy this brought me.

  • @Tapiokapuddin
    @Tapiokapuddin 7 місяців тому +3

    This is how a straight guy can make a gay joke thats actually funny

    • @primmmariemayfield5165
      @primmmariemayfield5165 3 місяці тому

      Wdym???

    • @jwechols86
      @jwechols86 Місяць тому

      @@primmmariemayfield5165 cause a lot of straight “comedians” just kind of push them down. It’s pretty stupid

  • @virgilsanders8909
    @virgilsanders8909 5 місяців тому +3

    As a gay. I can confirm that is how I sleep.