STEVE ... For Noobs

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  • @TheMacroShow
    @TheMacroShow  4 роки тому +3476

    so we back in the mine

  • @gavinzhu3833
    @gavinzhu3833 4 роки тому +208

    "Take a note that Steve's attacks lack a lot of range"
    Steve in Minecraft: 6 block reach

    • @glad5409
      @glad5409 4 роки тому +3

      His reach is 5 tho, 3 or 2 with a sword on 1.8

    • @Zephy3
      @Zephy3 4 роки тому +6

      If you play on mobile creative mode, you have about 15 blocks of reach

    • @gloopy4535
      @gloopy4535 4 роки тому

      @@Zephy3 WHAT

  • @Ab7y-x6z
    @Ab7y-x6z 4 роки тому +469

    "worst to best is wood, stone, iron, gold, diamonds"
    people who play Minecraft: wait thats illegal

    • @randomgamer6352
      @randomgamer6352 4 роки тому +33

      Maybe he learned how to wield a golden sword like a zombie pigman.

    • @misterlion4700
      @misterlion4700 4 роки тому +31

      Gold isn't better then iron, even sakurai said it, its just more valuable and quicker

    • @ItsJavaJawa
      @ItsJavaJawa 4 роки тому +6

      Where's netherite

    • @samuelyang8458
      @samuelyang8458 4 роки тому +23

      I mean... Does steve have the time to build and light a nether portal?

    • @PeterJamesVillegas
      @PeterJamesVillegas 4 роки тому +3

      @@ItsJavaJawa My guess is that they [Nintendo] wanted to be faithful to its original MC.

  • @dariencorprew2211
    @dariencorprew2211 4 роки тому +379

    Macro: "I'm a minecraft expert"
    Also macro: "I didn't even know u can fly in minecraft"

    • @ThunderBlastvideo
      @ThunderBlastvideo 4 роки тому +7

      Typical old minecraft player that stopped playing... I hate those people

    • @madchad8080
      @madchad8080 4 роки тому +25

      @@ThunderBlastvideo You hate them for losing interest in a game? thats kind of a dick move

    • @sophiea7
      @sophiea7 4 роки тому +9

      @@ThunderBlastvideo well then you might hate me.

    • @PeterJamesVillegas
      @PeterJamesVillegas 4 роки тому +4

      Maybe he played the Older Version of Minecraft, since Elytra Wings were announced in 1.9

    • @santhoshsridhar5887
      @santhoshsridhar5887 4 роки тому +3

      @@ThunderBlastvideo tbh he did start playing minecraft only lasy year.

  • @catco123
    @catco123 4 роки тому +136

    “steve has bad range”
    *laughs in steve having one of the longest grab ranges in the game*

  • @BasicStockMan
    @BasicStockMan 4 роки тому +303

    “Make the smart economic decision”
    SEE! You did need your degree! Stay in school kids.

  • @asher3777
    @asher3777 4 роки тому +706

    When are we getting "LIFE ... For Noobs" ?!?

    • @Eg-yf3lu
      @Eg-yf3lu 4 роки тому +17

      So i gotta suicide when life is for noobs.

    • @slickprick1030
      @slickprick1030 4 роки тому +18

      @@Eg-yf3lu uhh how about you don't do that :D if you don't kill urself you can be a pro

    • @sideofeggs590
      @sideofeggs590 4 роки тому +2

      oof

    • @cheenobi6123
      @cheenobi6123 4 роки тому +2

      We want that

    • @idiotlol9436
      @idiotlol9436 4 роки тому +3

      ya its so hard to grind in this LiFe

  • @maezhang1477
    @maezhang1477 4 роки тому +630

    Imagine if his Ult was just like 100 wolfs attacking a player

  • @mucusman7511
    @mucusman7511 4 роки тому +19

    They put more thought into Steve than 90% of the cast. They did a surprising amount of "research" into Minecraft and the character himself because they new the fans would eat them alive if they didn't.

  • @laakeacreeperyt5821
    @laakeacreeperyt5821 4 роки тому +91

    Macro: Steve is hard for a noob, and I don’t suggest playing him until you are a bit experienced.
    Me: How bout I do *anyway*

    • @roserazor4807
      @roserazor4807 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @RioluHazbin
      @RioluHazbin 3 роки тому +2

      yes İ played him and he is pretty easy to master for me and İ am a noob

    • @calmack6637
      @calmack6637 3 роки тому

      Bill wurtz

  • @AmusedOrange
    @AmusedOrange 4 роки тому +110

    Come on Macro you forgot when Steve tames the Ender Dragon, how could you.

  • @pkthegod2685
    @pkthegod2685 4 роки тому +59

    Steven has graced smash with his presence.

  • @swamming
    @swamming 4 роки тому +41

    6:58 this is the most satisfying thing I've seen in a while

  • @MooshPaw
    @MooshPaw 4 роки тому +102

    "Steve is the most hype character since probably cloud"
    *Looks at joker*

    • @justbl4ck
      @justbl4ck 4 роки тому +2

      @Stal / ᓭד ̣ ᔑꖎ lmao, you don't know what is Persona, just shut up kiddo

    • @fattytan1377
      @fattytan1377 4 роки тому +18

      @@justbl4ck cough.
      Steve broke twitter.
      Joker didn't

    • @mangird1
      @mangird1 4 роки тому +4

      Looks at sans

    • @Zephy3
      @Zephy3 4 роки тому +6

      @Elijah The Banana He's just a mii costume... IN THE GAME

    • @krm1930
      @krm1930 4 роки тому

      I think hes the most hyped character period.

  • @m1ss1ngnumb3r
    @m1ss1ngnumb3r 3 роки тому +6

    I wouldn’t say Sakurai didn’t want to make him. I’d say he just knew it was going to be a big challenge and one of the most difficult characters.

  • @theultimatepenguinbtw9936
    @theultimatepenguinbtw9936 4 роки тому +330

    Dude Just Imagine
    "Tracer Blinks Into The Battle!"
    Like bruh

    • @pablopereyra7126
      @pablopereyra7126 4 роки тому +32

      Fornite default skin drops from Tilted Towers!

    • @gerfrump1815
      @gerfrump1815 4 роки тому +36

      Roblox Noob sends a friend request

    • @msaas9232
      @msaas9232 4 роки тому +25

      Fall guys fall into battle

    • @shanespires2663
      @shanespires2663 4 роки тому +22

      Among us acting sus in battle

    • @alexgrady5869
      @alexgrady5869 4 роки тому +27

      Octane Stims into the Fight

  • @monsieurdice6717
    @monsieurdice6717 4 роки тому +141

    When you play Steve you aren’t a noob, you become a level 60 mafia boss

    • @averyepicguy
      @averyepicguy 4 роки тому +12

      @@freshfanboi7009 I’m reporting for identity fraud and spam

    • @secretsilver3662
      @secretsilver3662 4 роки тому

      it’s a bot dumbass reporting it doesn’t do anything

    • @CasualCat64
      @CasualCat64 4 роки тому

      @@secretsilver3662 lol right

    • @luiswalenty
      @luiswalenty 4 роки тому

      *lvl 100

  • @saarthakksuri51
    @saarthakksuri51 4 роки тому +29

    Steve shaking his meat is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

    • @mageflame7477
      @mageflame7477 4 роки тому +4

      ..uh.........ok....um..........right......
      .......yikes....

    • @gloopy4535
      @gloopy4535 4 роки тому +3

      This sentence sounds so cursed-

    • @meco7956
      @meco7956 4 роки тому

      Excuse me what

    • @quiteking2442
      @quiteking2442 3 роки тому

      r/cursedcomments

    • @me12.12
      @me12.12 2 роки тому

      PAUSE ⁉️

  • @gzmgavin0729
    @gzmgavin0729 4 роки тому +7

    I love how he never tells you that you can cancel out of the anvil, almost as if he doesn't even know.

  • @ultrainstinct1491
    @ultrainstinct1491 4 роки тому +5

    Hi Macro, thanks for making this video. I was having a pretty bad morning, and this video cheered me up a bit. I appreciate it.

  • @rahulgautam7824
    @rahulgautam7824 4 роки тому +41

    Me: sees the notification
    My nervous pulse:I AM SPEEDDD!!!

  • @gianttacogod
    @gianttacogod 4 роки тому +85

    Those transitions tho.

    • @owenc.0
      @owenc.0 4 роки тому

      Yay was clean

    • @gianttacogod
      @gianttacogod 4 роки тому

      @@freshfanboi7009 I think you aren’t mr beast

    • @Shreezy
      @Shreezy 4 роки тому

      @@freshfanboi7009 please stop

  • @jamesmellor2029
    @jamesmellor2029 4 роки тому +99

    *goT OuR pICkAxE sWiNGing FRoM sIDe tO SiDe, SidE, sIDe to SIDE*

  • @elijaharnold9050
    @elijaharnold9050 4 роки тому +41

    “Steve is the MOST hype character since Cloud...”
    Sad Banjo noises

    • @uzhers
      @uzhers 4 роки тому +3

      *sad sans noises*

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 4 роки тому +2

      Steve change Cloud to his CLOUT

    • @Piercing_Vision
      @Piercing_Vision 4 роки тому +1

      @@davidgumazon yes, but only if cloud is underpowered and dont use his full arsenal. ^^
      one Ultima and steve is gone. :-)

    • @davidgumazon
      @davidgumazon 4 роки тому +1

      @@Piercing_Vision I'm joking about changing his name into CLOUT x'D

    • @Piercing_Vision
      @Piercing_Vision 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@davidgumazon very good boy
      :pats head:

  • @gostynovic8257
    @gostynovic8257 4 роки тому +7

    Steve is kinda op but the fact that you need to mine and craft for stuff makes him balanced

  • @devilsMasquerade
    @devilsMasquerade 4 роки тому +15

    When will we get a noob tier list? to rank from easy to hard for noobs.

  • @desertttted
    @desertttted 4 роки тому +10

    5:11, Yo Macro I didn't know you could god bridge that easily.

  • @beani9360
    @beani9360 4 роки тому +73

    If only we got to see Etika react to Steve

  • @jaydhdincarnate1129
    @jaydhdincarnate1129 4 роки тому +58

    "STEEEVE!!"
    "Alex.."

  • @nateuq6872
    @nateuq6872 4 роки тому +2

    Steve is a pretty good fighter, he should get his own game.

  • @cowinatux6763
    @cowinatux6763 4 роки тому +23

    “Episode #6889”
    Why must you do this to us macro. We were so close to greatness, but was stopped by one number

    • @magnetzadame
      @magnetzadame 4 роки тому

      I aggre man

    • @Honest-King
      @Honest-King 4 роки тому +1

      @@freshfanboi7009
      Shut up

    • @r3xSean
      @r3xSean 4 роки тому +2

      6890?

    • @unknownguy6260
      @unknownguy6260 4 роки тому

      @@r3xSeanbro nope he telling about 69 should be there on start
      Idk about what that means

    • @KhaosOfficialYT
      @KhaosOfficialYT 4 роки тому

      Whats so special about 6890?

  • @blabbermouth0598
    @blabbermouth0598 4 роки тому +6

    Finally, the moment we’ve all been waiting for

  • @axula_1246
    @axula_1246 4 роки тому +80

    I didn’t get the notification I just opened UA-cam and saw it 😂😂

  • @angelalexisify
    @angelalexisify 4 роки тому +2

    I love how he says he is an expert on Minecraft after saying he didn't know about elytra until now.
    Nice video! I love it!

  • @michaelgarcia7954
    @michaelgarcia7954 4 роки тому +1

    This is a cool dlc for Minecraft, I want that mod

  • @whaledone251
    @whaledone251 4 роки тому +44

    If they add netherite, a smash attack would kill at 0%

    • @jacobpartridge4758
      @jacobpartridge4758 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah but what about... emerald sword that kills with a jab at 0%

    • @halo7690
      @halo7690 4 роки тому +1

      This is steve with mustache so there is no netherite

    • @themarioking7127
      @themarioking7127 4 роки тому

      @@halo7690 no, there is no overworld nether.

  • @Azunyan__
    @Azunyan__ 4 роки тому +3

    I don’t even play Super Smash, and I’m hyped af

  • @samflickinger
    @samflickinger 4 роки тому +10

    I woke up 2 minutes ago to this masterpiece

  • @TheCommentor-
    @TheCommentor- 4 роки тому +2

    Finally, I waited do long for another macros Minecraft meyhem

  • @jarfrey
    @jarfrey 4 роки тому +1

    3:23
    Side to side,
    Side side to side
    This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds to night night night, night night night night

  • @ToasterCat0622
    @ToasterCat0622 4 роки тому +3

    They need to make steve’s anvil actually use hight physics cause you can place it right on the enemy which is kinda op (especially with the super armor)

  • @seiohan
    @seiohan 4 роки тому +51

    what about alex for noobs

  • @KaioCresendo
    @KaioCresendo 4 роки тому +5

    How has steve made it to smash and waluigi hasn’t

  • @RunItBackRoyal
    @RunItBackRoyal 4 роки тому +2

    It hurts me to see how dedicated he is to Minecraft yet didn't even know that the elytra exists lol

  • @annoyingdog9646
    @annoyingdog9646 4 роки тому +2

    This is literally the one video I've been waiting for I've checked every day and it's finally here

  • @A_Random_Artis
    @A_Random_Artis 4 роки тому +20

    This is what people want:
    *Tracer for noobs*

    • @yassoboi9737
      @yassoboi9737 4 роки тому +3

      but i want reinhart for nubs

    • @maezhang1477
      @maezhang1477 4 роки тому

      I really do

    • @cripple8339
      @cripple8339 4 роки тому

      @@yassoboi9737 team fortress two for noobs p, it may be a dead game, but boy a for noobs episode would be fun

    • @mtkoru.292
      @mtkoru.292 4 роки тому

      @@cripple8339 yeah maybe almost dead game but remembering that comunite is comeback because scream fortress is great time to play now

    • @cripple8339
      @cripple8339 4 роки тому

      @@mtkoru.292 until mr braaaaaap12, f1 and owl hub.com join the server and start headshotting the entire server, it’s a good game, they just need to focus on dealing with the amount of bots in servers, I bet if it were csgo that had this scale of the boys problem, it would be deadly with in a flash

  • @pinqhitz9398
    @pinqhitz9398 4 роки тому +30

    play Overwatch 2 story mode when that comes out

    • @pizzaperson2237
      @pizzaperson2237 4 роки тому +2

      Lol when blizzard annouced Diablo three it took four years for it to release. Dont expect Overwatch 2 to release any time soon

    • @bz-almaz77____44
      @bz-almaz77____44 4 роки тому +1

      So overwatch 2 will stay forever there is no overwatch 3 like tf2 it will be dead

    • @pinqhitz9398
      @pinqhitz9398 4 роки тому +1

      Well the overwatch team and diablo team aren't the same and Jeff said he wanted to finish within the first half of the year 2021

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 3 роки тому +5

    Steve is the most chill smash character.
    I mean he literally eats a damn steak while someone fricking dies behind him

  • @articusrex1500
    @articusrex1500 4 роки тому +1

    Says he is a Minecraft master but does not even know what the Elytra is

  • @UnderWoter
    @UnderWoter 4 роки тому +1

    3:24 for those who didn’t get that joke,
    RIP
    Here lies your childhood

  • @maloneyr6309
    @maloneyr6309 4 роки тому +4

    I would have love to see etikas reaction to Steve in smash rip Desmond

  • @I_luv_u-and_KITTYZ
    @I_luv_u-and_KITTYZ 4 роки тому +5

    1:52 i’m pretty sure that’s pokimane

  • @Mama-Kenobi
    @Mama-Kenobi 4 роки тому +6

    There’s only one thing I noticed and it’s that he doesn’t have a bow and i know a lot of characters already have bows but it’s one of the biggest things a player can have, or at least a crossbow. And I think the wonder pearl would have been a better “up B” then the Electra, especially if you can control where the ended pearl goes

    • @ragnarock5043
      @ragnarock5043 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah but the ender pearl would make his recover way worst especially if you miss so I think the current up B is better

  • @Warrior-zn5vn
    @Warrior-zn5vn 4 роки тому +2

    Macro: So if you haven't played minecraft the highest selling game of all time...
    GTA: Hold my beer

  • @sus_dying3540
    @sus_dying3540 4 роки тому +2

    "Nothing really changes when you change"
    - Macro 2020

  • @kishoregollapati7603
    @kishoregollapati7603 4 роки тому +4

    Do a Skye for noobs

  • @aprameyanaganur2934
    @aprameyanaganur2934 4 роки тому +4

    I'm fast as hecck

  • @treylingeorge9588
    @treylingeorge9588 4 роки тому +3

    This is how many times macro said STEVE
    ⬇️

  • @purbydruby
    @purbydruby 4 роки тому

    "ive made over a thousand minecraft mayhem videos so im pretty much an expert" didnt know you can fly in minecraft until today

  • @Tijmen-z6q
    @Tijmen-z6q 4 роки тому

    He's calling us a noob when he doesn't even know that you could fly after 6889 episodes.

  • @-Sharky_
    @-Sharky_ 4 роки тому +6

    I'm so early OMG

    • @sinnamontoastcrunch3
      @sinnamontoastcrunch3 4 роки тому

      @@freshfanboi7009 No u

    • @draydra
      @draydra 4 роки тому

      stfu both of ya ( i mean, the "early guy" and the scammer)

    • @ItsEds7
      @ItsEds7 4 роки тому

      Early gang

    • @maro-uy2ig
      @maro-uy2ig 4 роки тому +1

      @@freshfanboi7009 wow I wonder why you don't have the verified icon

    • @byyanvanoscqyr4yyrhfw109
      @byyanvanoscqyr4yyrhfw109 4 роки тому

      @@freshfanboi7009 this one is fake look he caping this ain’t real fresh cap 🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

  • @xJaydagreatest
    @xJaydagreatest 4 роки тому

    3:56 I felt the crowed on that one 💀😂

  • @jimdaizel463
    @jimdaizel463 4 роки тому

    Macro:I’m a minecraft expert
    Also Macro:I didn’t know you could fly In minecraft

  • @PrathamSharmaa
    @PrathamSharmaa 4 роки тому +1

    *_Come On Guys Let's Get Our Macro Boi To Atleast A Million Subscribers_*

  • @RandomFBIguy
    @RandomFBIguy 3 роки тому

    Sakurai with Steve be like:
    *"I've created a monster"*

  • @dekucake
    @dekucake 4 роки тому

    Macro: I'm a bit of an expert at minecraft
    Also Macro: was unaware that elytras exist until now

  • @r1_playz639
    @r1_playz639 4 роки тому

    well i’m glad this episode of Macro’s Minecraft Mayhem didn’t get hacked by sombra

  • @reaper2197
    @reaper2197 4 роки тому

    we need macro's Minecraft mayhem as a series, seriously macro, it would be funny

  • @madcap1129
    @madcap1129 4 роки тому

    Macro: I am a Minecraft expert.
    Also Macro: I didn’t know you could fly in Minecraft.

  • @c_jarvis_21
    @c_jarvis_21 4 роки тому

    Macro: I'm a minecraft pro
    Also Macro: I didnt know you could fly in minecraft

  • @NoiNoii808
    @NoiNoii808 4 роки тому

    Marco: Side to side
    Me: *singing Side, Side to side!!! Cuz baby tonighttttt!!!

  • @ericgibson9441
    @ericgibson9441 4 роки тому

    We have all been waiting for this for years... and now it’s here

  • @frostyy6605
    @frostyy6605 4 роки тому +1

    Can't wait for the next episode of Macro's Minecraft Meyhem

  • @gagagvdjebe1314
    @gagagvdjebe1314 4 роки тому

    "So that's everything you can do as Steve, or Alex, or Enderman"
    Zombie: Am I a joke to you

  • @shadowfire04
    @shadowfire04 4 роки тому

    1:35 this singlehandedly punched me back in time to 2015

  • @sawdawg8487
    @sawdawg8487 4 роки тому

    Macro I just spent the last 3 months saving up enough money to buy your rated N for noobs sweatshirt and I love your videos and I hope you get to 1 million subs soon because you deserve it

  • @musteektheoneandonly7946
    @musteektheoneandonly7946 4 роки тому

    Macros minecraft madness is back!!! YES!

  • @ismailmostafa7494
    @ismailmostafa7494 4 роки тому

    6:57 holy hell that was the most satisfying combo i have ever seen

  • @maddoxpereida8019
    @maddoxpereida8019 4 роки тому +1

    ladies and gentlemen this is the moment we have been waiting for

  • @srihariomjewellers-blr639
    @srihariomjewellers-blr639 4 роки тому

    I like how Steve is like "oh the opponent gonna fall off time for mining!!"

  • @pepsican1
    @pepsican1 4 роки тому +2

    3:23 if u don’t get that then u aren’t a human

  • @Bluemansonic
    @Bluemansonic 4 роки тому

    I was about to test Steve once I got home cuz nobody has uploaded an in-depth guide on ALL of his moves. Thank you Macro

  • @iansantiago6526
    @iansantiago6526 4 роки тому

    Wow macro,you have grown soo much!
    Been here since 140k,you deserved these subs,you're content is amazing!

  • @lhart8929
    @lhart8929 2 роки тому

    At 0:54 the face he made was amazing

  • @CLXE_
    @CLXE_ 4 роки тому +1

    Who else remembers when
    Steve being in Smash was a joke

  • @shuni4223
    @shuni4223 4 роки тому

    This was the only video I could find on UA-cam that actually told me the button layout for Steve

  • @johnd.3195
    @johnd.3195 4 роки тому

    baby tonight, the creeper tryna steal our stuff again

  • @knowledgeturner9701
    @knowledgeturner9701 3 роки тому

    6:38 if you wanna know. This is pixlriffs’ Minecraft survival guide series

  • @turrytheturret
    @turrytheturret 4 роки тому +1

    GUYS MACROS MINECRAFT MAYHEM IS BACK

  • @ChefHin
    @ChefHin 4 роки тому +1

    If the starter first playing Minecraft Steve is your first person

  • @thirteen3678
    @thirteen3678 4 роки тому +1

    He keeps teasing Macro's Minecraft Mayhem, *MACRO, WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER?*

  • @geobroplayz
    @geobroplayz 4 роки тому +2

    Macro on April Fools should upload a video
    ‘... for Pros’
    Like so he can see

  • @Raindrop_2401
    @Raindrop_2401 4 роки тому

    "Nothing really changes when you change the suits"
    TCNick: You are not optimal

  • @harmoniousdiscord7411
    @harmoniousdiscord7411 4 роки тому +1

    The house of effing boom

  • @Eli_Becker
    @Eli_Becker 4 роки тому +1

    I was the first person to ask for this video on discord THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @samyueru_iii8565
    @samyueru_iii8565 4 роки тому

    Macro: doesnt know you can fly in minecraft
    Also Macro:iM A mIneCRafT eXpERt

  • @Mystizal
    @Mystizal 4 роки тому +1

    We need a let’s play so macro can build off camera and find the rarest ore and be on episode 2.

  • @cakespender
    @cakespender 4 роки тому +1

    I’m a og minecraft gamer I don’t know way I watched this but do you remember when you hit a sheep and all them near the sheep booked it those where the good days

  • @viralclipsdaily_
    @viralclipsdaily_ 4 роки тому

    Legend has it, macro is still stuck in the smash realm

  • @seanf404
    @seanf404 4 роки тому

    Got our pickaxe swingin’ from side to side, side side to side.