17:25 Fun fact, the tablet was intentionally nerfed to not always give double money. The devs thought that having an always accessible early game item that can one shot almost any enemy and also give double gold was overpowered, so they added a small hit box to the center of the tablet that counts as a player projectile when thrown.
Fun fact fun fact: "Discarding" the tablet by dragging and dropping it out of your inventory screen instead of throwing it ignores the extra hitbox, allowing it to always count as a trick kill.
just finished my university studies for the year and am extremely burnt out, i’m watching all the Albino videos i see while i’m trying to regain my energy and try to not decompose. issac and noita are my favourites
agreed, i really like the noita videos as well. just good to chill out to since albino doesn't have a shitton of annoying ass editing, but it's still well put together.
2:42 Fun fact! You can also figure out some stats of a wand from its appearance: - if it has one of those oval gems on it, it's non-shuffle - Longer wands have larger spell capacity. Shorter wands have lower capacity - Typical wands have individual pixels that are lighter coloured compared to the rest of the wand; these are the wand's tips. The number of tips on the wand indicates the number of spells/cast (I've found that one tip almost always means one spell/cast) - Wider wands tend to have a higher cast delay
repulsion field is one of the best non-jank perks. It's just that concentrated spells lets you get absolutely stupid amounts of dps with minimal effort if you know what you're doing
@@stymlice2332 if your run is on the weaker side, multiplying your damage by orders of magnitude is definitely preferable to the future chance of maybe finding healing bolt and piercing before circle of healing
@@Salim-RS Oh no, bro, just play Teardown or something, rogue like games are trash I should know because I've spent over 4k hours in Noita+other games There's something about constant guaranteed failing that's obsviously not the most optimal thing for your health Trust me, just go try out the game called ''Salt'' instead (in case the reader is wondering, Teardown and Salt are the very exact opposite of rogu-likes, where you can always and only win and where everything is always very noice - I highly recommend them both
@@Salim-RS I have 260 hours and have completed many secrets, I still learned something from this video. I didn't know that you could grab the egg loaded with a spell and save it for later, and consequently also did not know that when the egg trigger eventually happens it will go off with modifiers you had at the time of the original cast.
Having melee immunity, Tinker and Perk lottery in one mountain and Perk lottery not triggering is either the greatest of rigs or Albino's ironic punishment.
hey albino, just here to say i’m struggling with major depressive disorder and your videos always cheer me up for a little while. Thank you man, this year has been tough for me.
Its funny how it seems like the educational noita videos end up always getting the black hole, concentrated spells, teleport, as if the game is trying to make it as hard as possible to teach someone how to actually survive with average luck.
actually this is the best tutorial I ever see, not to discredit the other tutorials, but Albino gets to the point and shows u some fast tips while he plays his game without getting Noita'd, nothing advance like how to do op wands with "advanced arithmetic because this is how it works" he just tells u "put this thing here, and this thing here and u woke up in a new bugatti with this wand 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥". Amazing Edit: he got Noita'd
27:10 And that's definitely the end of the game. Nothing more to see here folks. There are absolutely no secrets. no alternative endings, no hidden mini-bosses, and nothing outside of the main cave biomes you travel down.
The explanation in this video makes it way easier to understand what's going on. Your Isaac videos can be confusing if you don't have a lot of knowledge of the game so this is a nice change of pace
Great educational video, I especially liked when you showcased the most common cause of character death in Noita: killing yourself with your own over powered wand.
You're always learning something new about noita. I'm 260 hours in, I've done the sun quest, opened both the hell and heaven chests, gotten the end of everything, taken the curse of greed to the avarice diamond, completed a 33 orb run, but today I learned you can grab the egg and store the loaded spell for later.
16:00 This is why I write in my Spells guide how dangerous Arc effects are. By god they're strong, but WOW can they screw you over. And he mixed it with electric arc, too. If he so much as touched water (or blood) by accident with that thing equipped, he could've just died. Straight up.
For my hit Noita fact: In the "Chemical Curiosities" mod (albino has used in a few videos) the "slicing liquid" can be put into the small pool before the first level's boss spawn in the orb room, if you have anything to make fire you can throw it in when the boss comes around the corner to spawn around 500 sawblades and kill it
Thank you for making more Noita content, I love the game and do t have enough time to play it but I can dip in and out of your vids and it’s just great
It's so weird seeing Albino beating the game No funny mods, no absurd world destroying deaths, no sun creating parallel universe destroying bullshit, just... beating the game
I think the best goal for me to have when playing Noita is to just have fun and engage in chaos. Like, I have the mod that allows you to combine spells into a higher rank, and having the goal to get a rank 5 spell that is utterly ridiculous, then I can have a lot of fun with that.
I laughed at this 10:31 when I was watching this stream thinking "Really? wow" 2 runs later I lost a really good run to an Ukko while not looking, taking a direct hit, and dying at 415 max hp at stage 3. a few more runs later, I lose another decent run because a teleport mage tped me a few meters next to an Ukko blocked by the fog of war whilst in the Fungal Forest. And at that moment I understood the rage and anger people had for that blue smurf motherfucker.
finally, i understand 0.1% of the game for real tho, watching this reminded me how similarly educational commentary in the first isaac videos i was watching back in the day got me way more engaged in the game than they would've otherwise to the point where it's now one of my favourite games of al time obviously it's often underestimated how much even just the most basic tips can help new players enjoy watching and maybe even playing the game more
i would love a series of videos like this on noita, i want to pick up the game but it doesn't explain shit, i like roguelikes but there should still be ways to understand how things work without doing the run 10 times and having the luck to encounter them
Albino has a great voice to narrate over a nordic hockey match
putting this on my resume
@@NotAlbinoIs it true that you have monkeys in your basement that rig your Isaac runs?
local nordic hockey match interrupted by entire moose entering the rink
@@Samookelyit ca happuhn
@@NotAlbinoput my name in it too for an #shoutout
17:25
Fun fact, the tablet was intentionally nerfed to not always give double money. The devs thought that having an always accessible early game item that can one shot almost any enemy and also give double gold was overpowered, so they added a small hit box to the center of the tablet that counts as a player projectile when thrown.
i am pretty sure they added the projectile component because the tablet would sometimes just not deal damage. Not entirely certain though
i find it funny that the tablet has those 2 fuctions and instead of nerfing the "one shot any enemy" they nerf the "double gold" lmao
Fun fact fun fact: "Discarding" the tablet by dragging and dropping it out of your inventory screen instead of throwing it ignores the extra hitbox, allowing it to always count as a trick kill.
just finished my university studies for the year and am extremely burnt out, i’m watching all the Albino videos i see while i’m trying to regain my energy and try to not decompose. issac and noita are my favourites
Doing actually the same after my engineer final exam
agreed, i really like the noita videos as well. just good to chill out to since albino doesn't have a shitton of annoying ass editing, but it's still well put together.
Programming shit, in college.
@@cattunger i'm glad to hear we are all suffering and bonding over the same things
Amen brother,keep it up and rember to drink water!
2:42
Fun fact! You can also figure out some stats of a wand from its appearance:
- if it has one of those oval gems on it, it's non-shuffle
- Longer wands have larger spell capacity. Shorter wands have lower capacity
- Typical wands have individual pixels that are lighter coloured compared to the rest of the wand; these are the wand's tips. The number of tips on the wand indicates the number of spells/cast (I've found that one tip almost always means one spell/cast)
- Wider wands tend to have a higher cast delay
10:32 The fact that he got projectile repulsion field to not make the game easy and then he proceeds to be saved by it is hillarious
repulsion field is one of the best non-jank perks. It's just that concentrated spells lets you get absolutely stupid amounts of dps with minimal effort if you know what you're doing
@@lred1383 well, it does have a downside of healing spells hurting you, which is kinda inconvenient in the long run
@@stymlice2332 if your run is on the weaker side, multiplying your damage by orders of magnitude is definitely preferable to the future chance of maybe finding healing bolt and piercing before circle of healing
@@lred1383even then it’s really not necessary cause with pheromones u got free heals
As a lad with only like 10 hours into Noita, this lowkey helps to get some sort of understanding on what to look for, big bless Mr. Binos
Let me spare your life, just don't play it. It's not worth it
@@MiauFritotoo late, Rougelikes is like crack to me and my ass is enjoying it wew
@@Salim-RS Oh no, bro, just play Teardown or something, rogue like games are trash
I should know because I've spent over 4k hours in Noita+other games
There's something about constant guaranteed failing that's obsviously not the most optimal thing for your health
Trust me, just go try out the game called ''Salt'' instead
(in case the reader is wondering, Teardown and Salt are the very exact opposite of rogu-likes, where you can always and only win and where everything is always very noice - I highly recommend them both
@@Salim-RS I have 260 hours and have completed many secrets, I still learned something from this video. I didn't know that you could grab the egg loaded with a spell and save it for later, and consequently also did not know that when the egg trigger eventually happens it will go off with modifiers you had at the time of the original cast.
Having melee immunity, Tinker and Perk lottery in one mountain and Perk lottery not triggering is either the greatest of rigs or Albino's ironic punishment.
"I will take Electricity for hiisi base" - statements said moments before disaster
Fun fact, item radar shows heart pickups and a great first perk due to how many hearts the coal pits have
10:32 when you're watching an Albino video and the most god tier editing comes in out of nowhere
hey albino, just here to say i’m struggling with major depressive disorder and your videos always cheer me up for a little while. Thank you man, this year has been tough for me.
Its funny how it seems like the educational noita videos end up always getting the black hole, concentrated spells, teleport, as if the game is trying to make it as hard as possible to teach someone how to actually survive with average luck.
actually this is the best tutorial I ever see, not to discredit the other tutorials, but Albino gets to the point and shows u some fast tips while he plays his game without getting Noita'd, nothing advance like how to do op wands with "advanced arithmetic because this is how it works" he just tells u "put this thing here, and this thing here and u woke up in a new bugatti with this wand 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥". Amazing
Edit: he got Noita'd
I love when the intro spoils the best moment
true
gotta get that watch time up
Thanks to you, I skipped instantly
all he did was statue kick steve
It's just a Steve kick
One week into Noita burnout, impecable timing, as ever. 💀 Thank you mister Bino, i'll try again.
I actually love this kind of "educational" content.
Now we wait for "Somewhat Educational Slay The Spire" and "Somewhat Educational Issac"
one of my first ever wins was breathless + electricity + sea of water spam at the start of every level. still one of my favorites, too
Ill be watching this on loop and understand only 18% what he said
Hes fine most of the time but goes giga turbo for a sentence xd
@@ashleyking8851XQC mode
A whole 18%!? You must be deeply familiar with eldritch entities
Albino I love this educational content so much, please make more !
Rimworld sound track made this elite
4:07 To the editor, whosoever it might be: your work is appreciated
27:10 And that's definitely the end of the game. Nothing more to see here folks. There are absolutely no secrets. no alternative endings, no hidden mini-bosses, and nothing outside of the main cave biomes you travel down.
This will be a normal educational run
proceeds to rigg the game
That's the education: success in Noita is primarily determined by how much you can rig the game in your favor through creative exploits.
As someone with over a thousand hours in Noita, you'll have to be more specific than 'rigg the game', ha!
@@cortster12 I have almost 300 its not like I dont know the game it was just a joke
@@Kabongo-pc6kv I was joking too, my bad! My joke was saying that anything can look like rigging, so I couldn't know which 'rigged' thing you meant.
Item radar is good for early runs as well since it tracks Hearts as well, helping you find Max HP+ stuff more easily.
This game is so absolutely addicting
and I’m not even playing it lol
The explanation in this video makes it way easier to understand what's going on. Your Isaac videos can be confusing if you don't have a lot of knowledge of the game so this is a nice change of pace
Learning about the medic is by far the greatest piece of information I got from this video. This will be my run saver
Great educational video, I especially liked when you showcased the most common cause of character death in Noita: killing yourself with your own over powered wand.
the rimworld music in the background is a nice touch, fits noita pretty well
Your noita content is amazing, Albino. Please keep it up.
I love your Noita Videos. Was just watching one of your old vids, when I saw you uploaded in the last 15 minutes.
"Cast to get progress" they said
"Giga nuke" echoed through the dungeon
You're always learning something new about noita. I'm 260 hours in, I've done the sun quest, opened both the hell and heaven chests, gotten the end of everything, taken the curse of greed to the avarice diamond, completed a 33 orb run, but today I learned you can grab the egg and store the loaded spell for later.
Waiting on a procedure to remove a kidney stone, this video was exactly what i needed in a time like this.
Keep up the good content maggot man. 👍
16:00 This is why I write in my Spells guide how dangerous Arc effects are. By god they're strong, but WOW can they screw you over. And he mixed it with electric arc, too. If he so much as touched water (or blood) by accident with that thing equipped, he could've just died. Straight up.
For my hit Noita fact: In the "Chemical Curiosities" mod (albino has used in a few videos) the "slicing liquid" can be put into the small pool before the first level's boss spawn in the orb room, if you have anything to make fire you can throw it in when the boss comes around the corner to spawn around 500 sawblades and kill it
Do all finish people talk in 120 mph?
Thank you bino I bought the game because of you playing it. Now I know what to do
Unironically I have used some of your previous videos as a sudo tutorial of sorts, have helped quite a bit xD
doodlez knocked it out of the park with editing on this give him a raise you sly swede
Thank you for making more Noita content, I love the game and do t have enough time to play it but I can dip in and out of your vids and it’s just great
This was genuinely enlightening. There's so many cool little tricks I didn't know in this video!
The slanted line to avoid the Holy Mountain collapse is the best tip.
Every time Mr.Bino wears that white long sleeve its hard not to notice neco arc in the background and ponder.
Been waiting on that spells tier list for 2 years 🗿
Amazing video as always, Doodlez
It's so weird seeing Albino beating the game
No funny mods, no absurd world destroying deaths, no sun creating parallel universe destroying bullshit, just... beating the game
I've been playing rimworld a lot recently and you got the music edited in so well I keep thinking I have it open.
You can burn while covered in glue even when stained with water- Learned that in Apotheosis
Albino your intro keeps giving me a panic attack
I appreciated that there was some analysis of the wand stats
I think the best goal for me to have when playing Noita is to just have fun and engage in chaos. Like, I have the mod that allows you to combine spells into a higher rank, and having the goal to get a rank 5 spell that is utterly ridiculous, then I can have a lot of fun with that.
Actually learned quite a bit of tricks from this, cheers Bino!~
Albino would be the kind of teacher that would make for heptic but reasonable classes
Dude, the thumbnail for this video was perfect. Certified Maggot Classic ;)
I love how the electricity wand killed Albino in 0.2 seconds of being unlucky
Ive reached a point in my life where I now only relate the ph intro jingle as the albino intro
I don't understand what's happening on the screen or what language the mustache is speaking but I was still entertained
You the goat got me into noita like 2 years ago
I really enjoyed that and would love to see more of that
if it isn't my favorite channel to learn about Noita...
DrunkAndSmash
man you make this game look easy. I get folded in the 3rd layer every time
Albino is amazing at teaching what not to do XD
I laughed at this 10:31 when I was watching this stream thinking "Really? wow"
2 runs later I lost a really good run to an Ukko while not looking, taking a direct hit, and dying at 415 max hp at stage 3.
a few more runs later, I lose another decent run because a teleport mage tped me a few meters next to an Ukko blocked by the fog of war whilst in the Fungal Forest.
And at that moment I understood the rage and anger people had for that blue smurf motherfucker.
the noita vids give me life l
Taking electricity before hiiisi base turns propane tanks into proximity mines
Ive been taking my notes… labbing wands… the gods aint ready for my plans…
i adore how albinos imposter pronounces maggot
I submitted my Noita homework and all Mr. Bino wrote as feedback was "maggot."
father I hunger for slay the spire
Yes some more noita logic from the maggot
Wizard pasta noodle
NOITA'S BACK BABY
Nah Bino, the most dangerous enemy in the mines is when the game spawns the lightning elemental man in it.
Thanks for the great lesson Mr Bino
finally, i understand 0.1% of the game
for real tho, watching this reminded me how similarly educational commentary in the first isaac videos i was watching back in the day got me way more engaged in the game than they would've otherwise
to the point where it's now one of my favourite games of al time obviously
it's often underestimated how much even just the most basic tips can help new players enjoy watching and maybe even playing the game more
This is perfect
I have Noita
ah rimworld music and noita gameplay
my two favorite games
i already did the sun quest but i wonder what 'bino will teach to his maggots
I made the mistake of doing the sun quest that gives the crown before the other variations. Now, in order to do the rest, I will lose my crown.
ronaldinho soccer is the best meme ever
Thank you, my rigga.
i find it funny maggot hates rimworld but still uses its music for his videos
thanks for this video bro i get absolutely rolled up and smoked in noita
Gracias Señor Not Albino por entregar tips para hacer mas llevadera la experiencia de Noita. 😄
I always called the accidental death money their life insurance.
Babe wake up, FuryForged dropped a new tutorial video.
Very funny timing cause I just got Noita to try and get into it
Yeeeeeeeeees! More noitaaaa!
i would love a series of videos like this on noita, i want to pick up the game but it doesn't explain shit, i like roguelikes but there should still be ways to understand how things work without doing the run 10 times and having the luck to encounter them
IMO a lot of the fun in Noita comes from knowing nothing and figuring out what works and what doesn't.
There's a youtuber called dunkorslam that goes over a lot of noita stuff if you want help getting into it.
Seeing how Fortnite chapter 1 is back, it makes me hope we'll get a new Fortnite montage video after 4 years.
I’ve only watched oneyplays play this game I didn’t know there was so much content
My dad is in the credits of noita. Yeah, big flex
Love the Rimworld music
Rimworld ost with noita gameplay almost gave me a stroke
WE HAD HOMEWORK?
Finally albino noita
Masters in Noita Puzzles
Silly Danish man teaches his ways in a video game
yayyyyy more albino noita
Babe wake up albino posted