MILITARY COMPARISON | Countryballs Compilation
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
- My military is bigger than your military because reasons 😤
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“With military like that, you surely never lost a war”
*SILENCE*
to be fair, the military hasn't lost any wars, the politicians on the other hand....
ViEtNaM wAr
-Afghanistan-
Vietnam 🇻🇳 war
Vietnam flashback!
0:59 "yes, futebol team very strong"
That killed me
2014 germany would like to disagree
@@yeheaelzeiny4193 They still use it, when something goes REALLY wrong. I think our team made a impact that day :D
@@yeheaelzeiny4193 yo ney sunny innit got revenge 2 years later in rio 2016
@@yeheaelzeiny4193 💔still hurts😂😂😂😂
Que dia normal k
"World leader in forgetting about the past" no we never forget Kamerad.
Comrade
Omg that’s the exact opposite of the truth. The Germans won’t shut up about WW2, apparently it’s the bulk of what they learn about in history class. I went on a date with a German girl, and we saw a painting with the German Empires flag in it; she couldn’t recognize it.
@@upprrdimensions892 tum hi ho gao
Indian Bhai pls 🙏🙏🙏
@@jakemckeown9459 you know that there is less successful students as well and that this girl might be one of these? I can guarantee you that at least 95% would recognize the Germans Empires flag. Also I can guarantee you that at least 98% of germans think about the time of the 2 world wars as the darkest in our countries history and are aware of the crimes our ancestors did. The other 2 or less % dont know about this time, or they are nazis or Conspiracy theorist. And you said "The Germans won't shut up about WW2" but this is not true. In almost every country Germans travel, people ask them if they are nazis or something like that ( Especially in the US). Most Germans don't want to talk about this topic because it annoys them. Imagine there was a war 80 years ago and you are still asked about it, while you and your people moved on and have a (mostly) peaceful life.
Stalin: Do you want to hear a joke?
Hitler: Sure.
Stalin: Moscow
Hitler: I don’t get it.
Stalin: Exactly!
BRUH first reply!!! HOOOOOOT
😂😂👍👍
Bruh have seen this multiple times.
Funni
Stalin: Want to hear another joke?
Hitler: Wouldn’t Hurt
Stalin: Berlin
Hitler: I still don’t get it
Stalin: Oh but I do comrade
UK: "Plus a strong navy, strong naval tradition, and isolated by a large body of water"
*Scotland walks by in the background, panics and runs off.
Scotland is a part of the UK, you're thinking of Britain
@@KingOreo2017 Scotland is part of Great Britan, you’re thinking of England
@@KingOreo2017 hehe
@@GrimblyGoo No, Great Britain is the island that contains Wales, Scotland, and Britain, the UK is the countries of Northern Ireland, Wales, Scotland, and Britain.
Can everyone just go watch CGP Grey’s video? Also technically the UK is touching Ireland, so…
India Ball:
"World Leader In Dance Sequences In Movies" lmao
I thought Siam was...
@@cellbuilder2I think India have dance in almost every movie
Stop making stereotypes of india. it's already too much
@@unseenvideos9447 take a joke bro
Even though I am an Indian , I feel glad that I am not having romanian stereotypes of vampires and draculas
5:11 "Size is irrelevant"
*SAYS THE LARGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD*
lol
And on the ways to become even larger
@@clementbianchini8651 lets hope not
I thought vatican city was the largest
"Looks don't matter"
*-attractive people*
3:55 "with a military like that, youve surely never lost a war!" *vietnam flashbacks*
@Johannes Weiss lol
@Johannes Weiss oh i didnt know that we lost in afghanistan
@Johannes Weiss ah ok
US military havent lost a war politicians are different
Yeah, the US lost some wars to Afghanistan and Vietnam.
I love how they give each country ball a personality by enhancing the stereotypes of the country lol
And the best thing is they don’t do it in an offensive way!
i liked the "yes, futebol team very strong" in the first compilation
cheers from argentina
pd: argentina "futebol" team very strong too
Vamos 🇦🇷
Bom dia.
@@gameboyadvance8420 bom dia!!1!11!
@@12ayashmehra58 AGUANTE ARGENTINA
Bom dia vizinhos.
I am hoping that see Turkey in animations for more than 1 second :D
Same, we need more countryballs not only Usa, UK, Canada, Poland, etc.
@@dogegoodman2826 we got the same profile pic
@@Bruh-- noice
@@dogegoodman2826 Agree. I like the channel, but all the time are the same countries. It is getting repetitive.
That was even Turkey as Turkey, that was the Ottoman Empire
1:29 Never thought I'd identify so much with a cube.
The bouncing is what got me
Its get me wonder, why does israel is cube?
@@Yuri_mf yup
@Weasel no like, the other is shape like a ball while israel is cube
@@Yuri_mf singapore is triangle/pyramid and chile is long/cylinder
I love how japan was recognized for its anime content
But not recognised for its JDM cars content, drifting and street racing :(
@@jmdriftboy what's wrong with that? I love their car culture!
1:47
I'm Chad
Oh, so you think you're cool...
Had me dying 😂
They are not eating a des(s)ert but ... You guess by the braces what.
bro how did you laugh from that
Some Indians Groups are really good at
Hip-hop dance & Traditional Dance
I fully agree with you PWA 🇮🇳
Germany: Poland surely you know about my military strength.
Lol I laughed so hard when he said that
heh, but Poland lost after Soviet, German and Slovakia invasion, not just German... as opposed to rest of Europe ; p
@@johnborys3898 *German Empire, 3 reich not germany
@@ImmortalSpelldagger Maby im wrong, but Its same for me. Countries names changed all the time, but not nations
@@johnborys3898 germany never existed without any additions before also Country is recignized by Flag and Name Not LANGUAGE
@@ImmortalSpelldagger In my opinion, language is much more important than flag and name. When GB will be got Albanian flag, peoples will be still british... becouse they got their own language ; )
Serbia is here again! All these "World leader in:" got me laughing hard, I died when Romania and Serbia started chasing Bulgaria
And this is what Balkanization do. 😁
@@wazzup233 ?
I did too
romania was given a piece of Bulgaria instead of money, we gave that piece back, you can't eat bulgarians, gib us money for winning WW1 !!
and romania should be chasing russia...we chased them once before, drunken jerks! we chased them good in WW2
I don't get it ☹️
Despite it's small military, Canada is one of the few places that has never lost a war.
BRUH!!!!!! FIRST REPLYYYYYYYY
Domain of kanada….
Didn't they have to help USA in Vietnam?
You have to be strong so you’re not killed by Canadian geese.
@@Canadoggo the geese make Australia's wildlife look tame
Top 5 strongest nations by military in order
USA
Russia
China
India
Japan
Isreal:I'm surrounded by idiots
India: you're not alone 🤝🙌🤣
I don't know about Israel but the countries surrounding India (or their regions that border India) were once a part of India so in this case we just have Indias surrounding India but they are the dumb varients
(btw I don't mean to bully any country and saying this as a joke so please don't get offended, I don't really mean it when I say dumber versions)
@@Sanmoh_yt no worries
@KekYemez yeah very good countries
@KekYemez umm there are more than 3 countries surrounding India so I guess we should include others too and not just the 3
*sad in bangladeshi*
But fair xD
New Zealand’s description of “World leader in not being plagued by infectious diseases” is gold, considering we’re breaking our case records daily, new record being 450. Thanks omicron.
How many deaths though?
the new record goes to anguilla, a not yet free british overseas territory with a earth-shattering 9 cases
Why did you spell China omicron?
Another cool comparison would be military spending as a ratio to their overall available spending budget. Nations like China and the USA have bigger budgets than Canada.
For victories I’m surprised US wasn’t lower considering it’s age compared to the other countries.
@🅱️O🅱️UX PRO🅱️UCTIONS USA Was in a war for example WW2 Or WW1 Or the gulf war
If you watch the source for the military victory count, it counted the civil war, which inflated America's count
@@decepticontechno-organic3777 Not even close. People underestimate how often America went to war; it wasn't just the Civil War, it was many other wars.
@@decepticontechno-organic3777 no only 100 wins were counted out of the 833 and they didnt even count the confederate wins only the union wins, and England/UK, France, and Russia also had civil wars and France had several revolutions against them selves plus the civil wars and religion wars all those other European countries had against them selves back in the medieval times so all of those inflated all the other military victory counts for the other countries too
@@UserName-om6ft I'm not saying other countries don't have civil wars - the discussion wasn't about them, it was about the victories America received in a short amount of time. Before the start of the civil war in 1860, America had 149 victories. At the end of the war in 1865, it was 378, around ~230, which is significant since it's about a quarter of their total military victories. Along with WW2, that would make up 600 victories. If they counted confederate victories, which is clear that they don't, it would add 100-150 to the count, unsurprising considering how bloody the Civil War was. I don't hate America, I just think that the civil war gets overlooked when discussing America's military victories from those numbers in particular. Also, some comments were memeing about it in the original video.
I also don't think it's a fair comparison to discuss medieval battles, since recordings were very poor back then. For reference, France recorded ~30 victories in the 100 years war, a very low percentage of their total, and while you can argue that England was dominant during the first part of the war, England's count during that period was just under 40. The French wars of religion also show similarly low numbers.
Since France and her habit of revolting came up, I think it's a testament to France's strength as a military power in Europe since shortly after declaring the First French Republic, France proceeded to have multiple empires declare coalition wars against her while the country was in shambles. From the video, France's sudden increase in victories from ~380 to ~760 only really got started with the start of the war of the first coalition in 1792 rather than the beginning of the revolution in 1789. There's no denying the way the coalition wars inflated France's military count - Napoleon is heavily associated with French military power, but it would be disingenuous to call the string of French victories during this period a civil war since they managed to wrangle so many victories despite crushing odds. Even battles between royalists and revolutionaries during the revolutionary wars heavily involved other empires. For example, the Siege of Toulon was only possible due to French royalists, but in the end, involved the navies and forces of the UK and Spain.
It's great to see Turkeyball finally have a debut on your channel
Technically that's the Ottomans.
@@gengarzilla1685 Update your brain
@@gengarzilla1685 that was the turkey flag there is a difference
@@shreddedbagelwabiwabo8342 afraid its too late
@@shreddedbagelwabiwabo8342 It's the flag of Turkey but it was representing the Ottomans unless you're joking or something
2:12 Finally Turkeyball has arrived.
Vietnam: "World leader in hide and seek" and "Germany, you should socialize" got me dying of laughter
I guess Turkey is one of the new country balls
For 1 second
It was seen in past 1 sec
bulgaria is too
Shhhh you have to call them Turkiye new official english name lol they are no more a sofisticated chicken.
@@Exoneos TURKIYE
*VIETNAM BALL*
World Leader in Hide and Seek 😂😂
Mongolia: I used to rule the world.
Poland: yeah i Remember you were my first nightmare.
Mark that, Turkey's debut on PWA
thanks for adding turkey 🥺😌☺
Austria :- "atleast they don't blame me "
That joke is underatted
as a romanian, when romania just said "THE BALKANS BELONG TO ROMANIA" and started bouncing, i lost my shit
And you have a long lost brother from Africa by the name of Chad. 😁
Number of soldiers
France: "I have a special trick. If I give an assault riffle to each of my civil servants, I'll have 5 millions soldiers."
The emus definitely explain Australia right now. Damn emus.
1:39 "GERMANY BALL : World Leader in forgetting about the past."
That's the most inaccurate thing I heard today.
Imagine that thing was with Hitler he would already forget about the war plans Lol
Also I like the Bismarck made by Germany
Ikr Japan's the world leader in that
Vietnam one line
"I beaten USA" 😁
Funnily enough they are now close friends with USA.
and USA beat Britain, and Finland beat Russia, and Europe would have lost both world wars if the US didnt save them, and Germany lost both world wars because USA stepped in, and Australia lost a war to Emus
@@UserName-om6ft USA might have saved the allies in ww1 but in ww2 USSR hard carried and would probably have beaten Germany even without the Normandy landings, Stalin was just getting a bit pissed
@@11am2 in WW2 USSR lose without US Lend Lease
im so happy to see turkey in a countryball animation video
Best scene 1:28
1:58 "world leader in hide and seek"
As a Vietnamese, I can say that we are the trees
3:58 the burn 🔥🔥
not a burn since the US military hasnt lost a war politicians are different
@@UserName-om6ft they lost the Vietnam war
@@11am2 nope thats a political withdraw not a military defeat doesnt count try again
So, at least he put Ottoman WW1 flag on thumbnail.
Yay
"You don't need a lot of men to destroy Russia" - Finland, Sheeeesh
Germany does not forget its past. Almost every German has 3 years of history lessons in school where the main thing is about that.
7:09 always love Star Wars references. It's over Australia, I have the high ground.
Gracias por los videos, PWA; me gustan mucho. :D
İ expected more from Turkey but this is also enough
1:20 yeah there is a lot of dance in our movies
5:58 I LIKE THIS PART BECAUSE IT IS VERY DETAILED
"Serbia Ball: World Leader in Serbia" I cant
8:13 was damn funny
I love how Mexico silently passed him...
finnaly Turkey is in The PWA
yeh
I see an inconsistency: When the countryball grows, its new volume do no correlate well with the parameter it tries to represent.
It seems that their grow is done correlating the value to their height, but not by their volume.
Here, I will leave you an ecuation for calculating how tall the ball has to be in order to showcase its statistic better:
X = Numerical Value that will be showcased and compared between countries.
A = Constant value, equal to 3/(4π) (Roughly 0.2387324)
H = Final height of the ball.
H = 2*(X*A)^(1/3)
So, if, for example, a country A spends 10 billions in healthcare and another country B spent 100 billions, their height would be, aprox:
A = 2*(10*0.2387)^(1/3) = 2.67 units.
B = 2*(100*0.2387)^(1/3) = 5.76 units.
The height of the country B would be twice and a bit more than A, but its volume would be 10 times bigger, giving a better correlation and comparison!
Hope it helps you to make even better content!
Edit: Math correction.
Edit 2: As of late videos, I am sure PWA just elimimated all mathemathical correlation and just put the ball like twice as high with just a 10% increase in the statistic to troll me lol.
shhhh shhhh that's the type of nitpicking that leads you to ''accidently'' fall off a fifth story window
EH ?
NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDD
Take a brake bro
Good effort, comrade!
7:37 got me cracked up 😂 😂 😂
Same lol
Now the only ones you are missing are africa, Caribe and Central America Country Balls!
We deserve some love too! :(
They are too irrelevant and no u don't
@@zylnexxd842 lmao
@@zylnexxd842 you are too irellevant
Russia would have the most, since basically all of their land is conquered….
That's all land everywhere chap
Top 5 powerful military countries
1.USA
2.Russia
3.China
4.India
5.Japan
"You're basically european"
They're basically the entire continent
1:05 My military- The Balkans Belong to me! Bulgaria: No me! wait IM SORRY!
FINALLY TURKEYBALL
İKR 😭 2:15
i love how PWA makes Canada seem like a really kind and innocent ball, but irl a lot Canadians are snobby like France
not saying they are ALL like this, just tryna point this out... no offense to anyone
Une personne ayant comme langue maternelle le français, aura toujours le caractère d'un français
@@missev6256 ma première langue est le français. c'est vrai que les Canadiens viennent de France, donc tu as raison.
1:19 India's description 😂😂😂 (I'm an Indian too)
Was that really turkey? No, i am wrong. Pwa never add turkey in his videos
That was the Ottoman Empire
" I used to rule the world "
Just me, or ColdPlays?
Remember: The Countryverse Part 1 is coming out on February 25th on MrSpherical's channel!
Part 2 on PWA's channel.
1:19
India ball: World leader in dance sequences in movies
DAMNN U DIDNT HAD TO BE SO TRUE XD
I feel like I've seen this one before
A have a video idea for you. So can you do planetballs? Like on Earth whenever some country is trying to speak then zoom in to where the country is and then place that countryball in and then they can talk and when earth is talking after zoom out but when another country is talking go there and zoom closer for stateballs.
2:18 Austrian Empire became Austria Hungary way after Poland Lithuania was partitioned for the last time
Canada: Don't encourage him!
Russia: Do it, bitch
I love this new countryball comic. Polandball community is dead on politigram...so it's good to see the new version of it here.
Finally u added the turkey. I’m proud of you.
Us Canadians have never lost a war. We have small army but a mighty one
i like canadians
they're really nice people
also i can relate to you about the cold cause i'm british and it snows *really* hard where i live
Canada lost to Azerbaijan in 1920
@@UserName-om6ft no we didn't we were not involved in Azerbaijan at all
@@alexandert6489 in the Armenian-Azerbaijan war 1918-1920 the UK, Australia, and Canada were supporting the Armenians and sent troops to help fight for them and they lost to Azerbaijan
Murica Ball: we have the strongest military
Vietnam ball: we're good at hide & seek
Vietnam didn't just beat US they also beat China.
Vietnam superpower when?
And France beat Vietnam, so France > USA, Vietnam and China
@@OrlandoFerreiraJunior To my recolection the vietnam war has three phases
Vietnam vs France
Vietnam vs America
And Vietnam vs China
Did Vietnam lose any of those?
Vietnam is Poland of Asia
@@anguswaterhouse9255 No. Later they also allied with USA.
@@TheRezro Yes Vietnam are US allies against china now but at the time they were buddys with the USSR
Germany: Give up, I have the high ground.
*Emus form in the background*
Australia: EMUS! ASSEMBLE!
*World leader in being cube lol* the best title anyone could ask for
A AUSTRO-HUNGRAIN COUNTRY BALL MY DAY IS MADE
İ really want to see turkey on the videos
0:12 WHY IS MEXICO ALWAYS WEARING THAT COWBOY HAT?
We Mexicans always wear cowboy hats, even while sleeping
You should have counted pakistan they are world leader in Begging 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol 😂😂😂
Pwa ❤🇮🇳
I'm glad my country was included today 🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬
Bulgaria
@@icebird8575 да
Aw…it’s so sweet how they bounce when they talk
I love these vids keep them up
Lol Liked the thing that Egypt and two other countries laughing behind Israel Cube
Keep up the great vids!
We don’t wanna know what happened to Germany off camera
Such a fun and accurate world history channel!!
0:45 Adidas is life Adidas is culture Adidas everyday Adidas everywhere
i can finally live peacefully, thanks pwa, i hope the god will bless you
Snoberry means robbery 🤫
1:40 IF WE ONLY HAD A MILITARY! :(
Don't you have a military?
If im wrong, then I apologise
@@tammaral-alyawy9156 We have a military and for humanitary missions, they go out and help. But thanks to our gouverment and some austerity measures over years it's drasticly underarmed compared to some other armys. (We mostly joke about it like "Wow. Our submarines can really dive long... in our harbours" ^^) Also: Our Bundeswehr is a defensive army and not for attacking :)
@@Anthyrion oh, well thanks for the info
YES FINNALY TURKEY BALL IS INCLUDED YESSS
2:33 Canada just fixed war
Canada will keep happiness
thank you for the effort in making everything recent. like i just learned about the russian olympic scandal today!
1:39 that ain’t Poland, that be Monaco or Indonesia (here flag -> indonesia 🇮🇩 Poland 🇵🇱)
I see you aren't a man of culture... The polish flag is flipped in countryballs because of reasons
That is a inside joke...
Australia :- Teams up with emus .
The whole world :- The chosen one has been bestowed upon us by the grace of Almighty .
You can also enter the turkey in your video pls
Finally turkey is in a thumbnail and video! Thank you!