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    og vid • Pity the Guardsmen

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  • @Lazare7782
    @Lazare7782 7 місяців тому +1080

    Lovecrafian horrors beyond Comprehension vs the indomitable human spirit

    • @blacktemplar1139
      @blacktemplar1139 7 місяців тому +47

      That spirit does not belong to a human, it belongs to a _man_

    • @bruhed1117
      @bruhed1117 7 місяців тому +46

      When faced with the incomprehensible, man is given two choices: to go mad, or GET MAD

    • @jinametarasu5117
      @jinametarasu5117 7 місяців тому +5

      Sounds fair enough to me

    • @NonPlantBasedOrganism
      @NonPlantBasedOrganism 7 місяців тому +8

      EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY

    • @shortnotice6936
      @shortnotice6936 7 місяців тому +7

      "Good, we're evenly matched" the master chief said whilst slamming another clip into his ma5b

  • @thebighurt2495
    @thebighurt2495 7 місяців тому +723

    Tbf, the Guard can reliably handle 90% of the battles in 40k. We see Astartes saving them because they're showing up to the rare battles the Guard actually needs help in.

    • @devindeocharan8323
      @devindeocharan8323 7 місяців тому

      Honestly? True
      Most things, like Orks, random xenos, uprisings and the like are put down silently, be it by the quiet shot of a gaurdsmen, the unnoticed gunshot from a PDF trooper or planetary security, or quick strike from an axe of a devotee of machine god
      Countlesd wars occur and end by the efforts of the unnoticed, it is only when the great hordes arrive do the likes of astartes are needed

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 7 місяців тому +25

      Reliably? Eeehhhh. It varies WILDLY depending on who you're fighting.

    • @chasepalestrant1264
      @chasepalestrant1264 7 місяців тому +26

      I mean with competent leadership yes. But most IG officers seem to subscribe to the drown the enemy in bodies tactic.

    • @captainfordo6142
      @captainfordo6142 7 місяців тому +64

      ​@@kostakatsoulis2922guardsmen have fought against everything. Orcs demons space marines they still win a lot of battles
      Sure they may lose but one loss isn't the end of the war
      Death corpse Kraig are willing to charge space marines of chaos
      It's not depending on what they're fighting. It's depending on what the guardsmen are fighting for

    • @kostakatsoulis2922
      @kostakatsoulis2922 7 місяців тому +11

      @@captainfordo6142 okay, but it also depends a lot on what you're. Orks? Yeah, you have a half-decent chance of coming out on top. Tyranids? Probably not. Cultists or plain rebels? Odds are pretty good unless they have some actual Chaotic support backing them.

  • @luminaaeterna1259
    @luminaaeterna1259 7 місяців тому +608

    A Chaplain says this and all Guardsmen will be hitting on 2s

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 7 місяців тому +53

      A Custodes says this a guardsman will be hitting on ones.

    • @soffren
      @soffren 7 місяців тому +23

      Wounding on 4s with lethal wounds

    • @CucumberSadness
      @CucumberSadness 7 місяців тому +23

      The weak sack of flesh and bone already hit, the weak sack of flesh and bone already wounded... the weak sack of flesh and bone is waiting for you to realise you failed your save, that your last wound is gone, and that you and your army of monsters are all already dead.

    • @Lazare7782
      @Lazare7782 7 місяців тому +1

      Nah, hitting on 1s and rerolling on 1s

  • @Hunter-zf7rt
    @Hunter-zf7rt 7 місяців тому +331

    For the imperium, for the emperor.. For the gaurdsmen!!!

    • @byrd5156
      @byrd5156 7 місяців тому +5

      Fuck yeah

    • @Hunter-zf7rt
      @Hunter-zf7rt 7 місяців тому +3

      @@byrd5156 hell yeah,cadia stands!!!

  • @jackuellee
    @jackuellee 7 місяців тому +449

    God, naturallyRP is so good

    • @M1Autistic
      @M1Autistic 7 місяців тому +1

      Nah, this is way too good to be natural, this had to have been scripted

    • @RezTheKing
      @RezTheKing 7 місяців тому +29

      ​@@M1Autisticnah bro that's the UA-camr name

    • @joshm9782
      @joshm9782 7 місяців тому +9

      ⁠@@M1Autisticthe audio is from a channel called “naturally rp voiceover”

  • @Жнец-ь1ы
    @Жнец-ь1ы 7 місяців тому +119

    "THIS IS YOUR LAST STAND! NO DOUBT! NO FEAR!"

  • @sarahhillary7698
    @sarahhillary7698 7 місяців тому +114

    Praise the Guardsman for his willingness to lay down his life for the glory of the God Emperor.
    Only in death does duty end.

    • @warblerblue
      @warblerblue 7 місяців тому +2

      The Guardsman lays his life down for his comrades, not some abstract like a mostly dead moldering Emperor.

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@warblerblue Brother, that sounds like heresy. Please reconsider before I'm forced to bring out the heavy flamer.

    • @ducklord1021
      @ducklord1021 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@warblerbluee reconsider your heresy

    • @sarahhillary7698
      @sarahhillary7698 7 місяців тому +1

      @@warblerblue your regiments Commissar would like to have a word with you about your faith Guardsman.

    • @warblerblue
      @warblerblue 7 місяців тому

      @@sarahhillary7698 The Commisar can wait till im good n ready.

  • @jinametarasu5117
    @jinametarasu5117 7 місяців тому +78

    There is something soo primal within every man alive to face incomprehensible horrors and yet still have the guts to stand

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 7 місяців тому

      Fear me but stand with me - random commissar

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 місяців тому +3

      It goes to human instinct of fight or flight. Sufficiently roused anyone can stand defiant against tall odds with a smile on their face

  • @ApsalusSigma
    @ApsalusSigma 7 місяців тому +248

    I love how it sounds an Eldar saying all of this.
    Even the haughty space elves give the simple human mon'keigh their due.

    • @spoonyhalo90k
      @spoonyhalo90k 7 місяців тому +55

      considering that they see the imperium as their bulwark against chaos they gotta give them SOME respect

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 7 місяців тому +22

      It could be a Harlequin. Those dudes have been known to be surprisingly chill with Humans. They'll even show up on Human worlds sometimes just to perform and peace out.

  • @nyogtheeldritchgentleman
    @nyogtheeldritchgentleman 7 місяців тому +136

    Well that gave me goosebumps. Now I want to go check and clean my kit.

  • @spiderintucs4281
    @spiderintucs4281 7 місяців тому +59

    The planet fell before the line did

    • @PheonixRising2988
      @PheonixRising2988 7 місяців тому +5

      We are the Imperial Guard!! We die standing!!

    • @floridamen1689
      @floridamen1689 7 місяців тому +4

      In life, war
      In death, peace
      In life, shame
      In death, atonement
      We inherit a cursed bloodline, tainted by rebellion, and we will fight for the emperor, the mountains of corpses serving as sacrifices for the good of Krieg

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 7 місяців тому

      @@floridamen1689 there are no civilians on krieg only soldiers

  • @spook9155
    @spook9155 7 місяців тому +97

    If commissars spat fire like this instead of just shooting deserters in the back, the imperium would have re-conquered the galaxy by now.

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 7 місяців тому +4

      So Caiaphas Kane if he was brave from the start?

    • @angelavery3840
      @angelavery3840 6 місяців тому

      @@thelordofthelostbraincells cane*

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 6 місяців тому

      @@angelavery3840 potato tomato. Same difference

    • @Bosshuntman
      @Bosshuntman 6 місяців тому

      ​@@angelavery3840Cain*

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 місяців тому +1

      Ibram Gaunt was that Commissar. Man lead his troops not from the fear he created but by the loyalty and devotion of his Ghosts

  • @0blivionShadow
    @0blivionShadow 7 місяців тому +26

    Everyone thinks the space marines are the chads of the emperium…but it’s actually the guardsman.

  • @TY-PO
    @TY-PO 7 місяців тому +90

    I love how this sounds like an Eldar is saying this. It sounds like he’s lecturing a chaos marine which is even cooler!

    • @identity7536
      @identity7536 7 місяців тому +16

      „For all their faults your less cousins have to be respected for their defiance at the least. Look at your defiles form Mon-kheig you believe yourself their better but you are weaker in your will than all those lowly things you slay. You broke all your oaths and fell for the great enemy so easily. We didn‘t see what we did, but you knew… you new and fell willingly and blindly as only humans can. I find your kin distasteful creature, but I find you disgusting.“

    • @Curzedidnowrong
      @Curzedidnowrong 7 місяців тому +6

      He is actually, in the old one animation by some other dude, it shows an ultramarine saving a guardsman, lecturing a chaos marine, nice catch.

    • @TY-PO
      @TY-PO 7 місяців тому +3

      @@Curzedidnowrong I remember the original animation, but this one is also a good take for other races showing respect.

    • @MrWhimsicalNonsense
      @MrWhimsicalNonsense 6 місяців тому

      The VA is a guy named christopher tester, he does a bunch of good speeches from 40k

  • @icecraftgaming8661
    @icecraftgaming8661 7 місяців тому +12

    Bro dropped the hardest guardsman edit and thought we wouldnt notice

  • @shahanwansa2723
    @shahanwansa2723 5 місяців тому +2

    The indomitable human spirit is perfect for this

  • @Dyrivids
    @Dyrivids 7 місяців тому +7

    "What's your excuse monster?"
    Cashier: "Sir, this is a Wendy's"

  • @PlasticAddict301
    @PlasticAddict301 7 місяців тому +16

    Warriors guitar solo was the perfect song for this.

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 місяців тому

      The raw visceral sound of the Guitar perfectly captures the raw visceral nature of a chainsword

  • @beefzerkee
    @beefzerkee 7 місяців тому +21

    Goosebumps. God Emperor I almost shed a tear. This is 40k, not "SaTiRe!!1!!". This is what 40k is all about

    • @Probably_Satan_NGL
      @Probably_Satan_NGL 7 місяців тому +1

      You entirely missed the point of the entire game if you think warhammer isn't satire. Hell, the CREATORS OF WARHAMMER said that everyone in 40k is evil.

    • @beefzerkee
      @beefzerkee 7 місяців тому

      @@Probably_Satan_NGL nice try satan

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Probably_Satan_NGL Even though 40k is a satire, I think this is the one exception where ignoring that is okay. Every person on Earth deserves to feel that them being just a fallible and brittle being is what makes is great. It's one of the most inspiring notions I ever thought about, and it deserves to be spread.

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 місяців тому

      @@Probably_Satan_NGLthere is good in evil acts and evil in good acts. I would say this exemplifies a more noble aspect of the Imperium. That being the selfless dedication and indomitable spirit of those who defend the Imperium with mass produced weapons and disposable equipment. For the safety and lives of those you love, how much would you sacrifice?

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ChadVulpesthe indomitable human spirit is our greatest strength and one that we should scream defiantly into the void of a cold and uncaring universe

  • @ThemaninSCP-5000
    @ThemaninSCP-5000 7 місяців тому +7

    Pov: mostly destroyed Dreadnought talking to a T'au Commander

  • @leonturtle9521
    @leonturtle9521 7 місяців тому +45

    This needs more like

  • @heinricc
    @heinricc 7 місяців тому +117

    HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU NOT GET NOTICED FOR THIS. GET NOTICED, NOW!

    • @julonkrutor4649
      @julonkrutor4649 7 місяців тому +6

      Because its old, really old - just with new footage and music ... still good ^^

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 7 місяців тому

      Noticed

  • @alexmiller1800
    @alexmiller1800 7 місяців тому +6

    In a world of super soldiers, undead Egyptian space terminators, 1000 year old elven space wizards, 8ft tall mushrooms bred for war and literal daemons, the most fearless and badass warrior is the normal human caught way outside their depth. What makes them special isn’t their strength or powers, it’s their choice to stand defiant against the likes of gods and monsters. They are weaker, and that makes it all the more special when they win.

  • @TheWoodsman308
    @TheWoodsman308 6 місяців тому +2

    I immagine the scene being a chaos astartes moking a salamander on his guradsmen allies, and the astartes is heard by everyone on the battlefield, and pointing out that they are in the same war but with the difference being that the astartes are made for this, humans are not, but they still fight together. I just love immagining an angel of the emperor say that he believes in you, every guardsman on that battlefield woult turn into a Primarch on the spot.

  • @Winslow19
    @Winslow19 4 місяці тому +2

    "Cadia broke before the guard did." One of the single most hard hitting lines you can hear when it comes to the Imperium of Man.

  • @Soul_404.
    @Soul_404. 7 місяців тому +6

    As someone with a guard army is nice to see there aren’t only Krieg animations, although it’s weird to me that some people forget that, at *minimum*, men and women are enlisted.

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 7 місяців тому +5

    Man will never go quietly into the night. If we ever go, we will go kicking and screaming defiance till the end. Well, at least the best of us will.

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 7 місяців тому +8

    I would kill for a Lamenters series fighting desperately aside the guard to save every last man possible. Only for them to sacrifice themselves to save the lamenters.

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes 6 місяців тому

      Man, Lamenters are my favorite chapter. Your idea is awesome.

  • @spoonyhalo90k
    @spoonyhalo90k 7 місяців тому +37

    considering the softness of the voice i like to think that its an eldar saying this
    (i said this on the og vid)

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 7 місяців тому +5

      POV: You're an Emperor's Children Astartes and the Harlequin wanted to get in one last mock before he kills you

  • @RezTheKing
    @RezTheKing 7 місяців тому +20

    This was done by Natural RP voice over

  • @Christopher-hi6rw
    @Christopher-hi6rw 7 місяців тому +4

    Honestly this made me weeps some and gave me more motivation than I've had in a few months. Good job man

  • @snaplordmeep6748
    @snaplordmeep6748 7 місяців тому +12

    That hit hard good work man 👍

    • @ODSTfilmz1917
      @ODSTfilmz1917  7 місяців тому +5

      its a reupload thank the og creator

    • @snaplordmeep6748
      @snaplordmeep6748 7 місяців тому +1

      Who’s the original creator?

    • @ODSTfilmz1917
      @ODSTfilmz1917  7 місяців тому +1

      its in the description of the video

  • @joshuaswofford9216
    @joshuaswofford9216 7 місяців тому +2

    This is why the guard will forever be my favorite faction ❤

  • @patrioticchild5570
    @patrioticchild5570 7 місяців тому +2

    Genuinely a fantastic speech, let us go and claim the stars as is our birthright!!

  • @alexcovey1200
    @alexcovey1200 7 місяців тому +2

    This powers my fucking existence

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe 7 місяців тому +3

    This makes me want to fight for the Emperor.

  • @hoopsonwheels
    @hoopsonwheels 5 місяців тому

    This encapsulates my reasons for the guard being my favorite faction

  • @nitromonkeyz21
    @nitromonkeyz21 7 місяців тому +3

    now this is a good speech..

  • @KingOfStopMotion
    @KingOfStopMotion 7 місяців тому +2

    "In life War, in death Peace.
    In life Shame, in death Atonement!"

  • @callmesenpaidesu1506
    @callmesenpaidesu1506 7 місяців тому +10

    hope to see yall in helldivers2

  • @NobodyM.D
    @NobodyM.D 3 місяці тому

    "For 10,000 years the hearts of men have stood united against a galaxy that despises them for no reason, save that they have the AUDACITY not to lay down and DIE."
    Damn... that hits... that hits so fucking hard.

  • @disgustingweeb
    @disgustingweeb 7 місяців тому

    I can imagine a non-corrupted Man of Iron that's still kicking saying this to a CSM while basically shaking off Bolter rounds. Which sounds rad as hell, ngl

  • @dalekmasterblaster585
    @dalekmasterblaster585 7 місяців тому +1

    This line of dialouge would go hard with a Helldivers 2 edit. I'm speaking for the Brothers and Sisters of Democracy.

  • @teatedflower2264
    @teatedflower2264 7 місяців тому +10

    Cadia broke before the guard did

  • @madmanfenrir
    @madmanfenrir 5 місяців тому

    This brought a tear to my eye and that’s ok. CADIA STANDS

  • @ivangilaso3419
    @ivangilaso3419 7 місяців тому +6

    so goood

  • @nathansteinfromarkham7109
    @nathansteinfromarkham7109 4 місяці тому

    The Stormtroopers when competent.

  • @21Wyvern
    @21Wyvern Місяць тому

    Chaos: "I am invisible, inevitable, forever. Resistance is futile"
    The Guardsmans: "are you sure, because I'm still here and you'll never break me, so FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT"

  • @edenshusaku3909
    @edenshusaku3909 5 місяців тому

    I am a guardsman of the imperium.
    The imperium of collective human intellect.
    And I will fight until my last breath.

  • @coltondaugherty6311
    @coltondaugherty6311 7 місяців тому +1

    If I ever need to be motivated for something I'll watch this

  • @mohmedfadly8256
    @mohmedfadly8256 22 дні тому

    Dude that was amazing

  • @albertoteshiba316
    @albertoteshiba316 24 дні тому

    No better lyrics for those that have held the line for 10k years:
    Here we are, don't turn away now
    We are the warriors that built this town
    From dust

  • @RichtofenE115
    @RichtofenE115 8 днів тому

    “If we are fools then how are you beaten by us?”

  • @6theMSDemon
    @6theMSDemon 6 місяців тому

    Pov: You're the last squadron fighting a Xenos army.

  • @theimperiumofman102
    @theimperiumofman102 6 місяців тому

    Through faith and fury, courage and unity, the line will be held.

  • @khoanguyentuan8034
    @khoanguyentuan8034 7 місяців тому +5

    Damn

  • @marchindley9856
    @marchindley9856 7 місяців тому

    Also this was incredible. Subscribed.

  • @IDGF420WTF
    @IDGF420WTF 7 місяців тому +1

    The Emperor of Mankind is the Light and the Way, and all his actions are for the benefit of mankind, which is his people. The Emperor is God and God is the Emperor, so it is taught in the Lectio Divinitatus, and above all things, the Emperor will protect...

  • @Fh3fg
    @Fh3fg 6 місяців тому +2

    You would laugh.. Monster
    But let me remind you within that weak sack of meat and bone, uncared for by his god and wept for by none..
    Beats a heart.. A human heart that carries with it the strength and courage of all mankind within the sack of meat in sconce
    The hope, The will, And the fury of every man women and child from every corner of the Imprerium, Within that weak
    sack of meat festooned in thin armor and weapons only powerful in numbers BEATS THE HEART OF A MAN, and FOR 10,000 YEARS
    The hearts of men have beaten strongly in defiance of your so called powers, for 10,000 years the hearts of men have stood united
    against a galaxy that despises them for no reason say that they have the audacity not to lay down and die
    FOR 10,00 YEARS, YOUR BLACK CRUSADES HAVE BEEN PUSHED BACK, BEATEN DOWN AND MADE A MOCKERY OF BY WEAK SACKS OF FLESH
    WITH CHEAP WEAPONS AND DISPOSABLE EQUIPMENT. That weak sack of flesh that so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior
    No creature cast by chaos like YOU!.. He is a man, an Imperial Guardsman, drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium
    to fight his species and for the safety of the people he loves, He's a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, a father, a brother,
    a son, a mere man.. and against creatures like you teaming and numberless powered by a very will of a thirsting god.. HE HOLDS THE LINE
    LINE, and he has held the line for 10,000 years.. So.. What's your excuse..? Monster

  • @Cinderman851
    @Cinderman851 5 місяців тому +1

    Going back to Vraks with this one!

  • @justicebinder6544
    @justicebinder6544 7 місяців тому

    And this is why the Imperium must never fall, and will never fall.

  • @alexandervlaescu9901
    @alexandervlaescu9901 6 місяців тому +1

    This reminds me the Pandorica Speech from the Eleventh Doctor.

  • @ChristopherDonahoe-dl4ph
    @ChristopherDonahoe-dl4ph 7 місяців тому

    The entire galaxy: all united to kill humanity...
    Humans: nah, i'd win.

  • @joselitobertulfo8080
    @joselitobertulfo8080 7 місяців тому

    And they shall continue to do so for tens of thousand more.

  • @wilhelmheinrich272
    @wilhelmheinrich272 7 місяців тому +1

    *Laughs in kreig*

  • @nathantower1733
    @nathantower1733 7 місяців тому

    We may die. BUT WE DIE STANDING!

  • @LawofCasualty
    @LawofCasualty 6 місяців тому

    Why does GW ever make anything this good.

  • @bathtubmeggee7751
    @bathtubmeggee7751 7 місяців тому

    The one thing that can rival any opponent, that can rival any false god, is the spirit of man

  • @MarkHealth-oi1fg
    @MarkHealth-oi1fg 5 місяців тому

    Istg bro ive heard of guardsman pushing back the black legion.

  • @wesleybartoszek425
    @wesleybartoszek425 7 місяців тому +1

    I know we already have a couple 40k games but it feels like none truly hit it home at least for me I think we need one where you play as a space marine or a Kraig soldier and your part of a army not turn base not whatever you call dark tide something like bolting a first person shooter but on a bigger scale I’m not sure about all the details but something like helldivers I suppose or ryson son of Rome

  • @wondedbear8967
    @wondedbear8967 7 місяців тому

    Epic dam nearly slipped a tear

  • @darkheart5110
    @darkheart5110 7 місяців тому

    Warhammer monologues hit different

  • @nickcruz8748
    @nickcruz8748 7 місяців тому

    Damn, great speech.

  • @reeseraymond8886
    @reeseraymond8886 7 місяців тому +1

    Shit gave me chills

  • @LordBucketsMK2
    @LordBucketsMK2 7 місяців тому +10

    I need to know who said that speech

    • @sketch-R
      @sketch-R 7 місяців тому +6

      A voice actor, I'll probably be able to find him hang on. He does an excellent ork boss take too, if I remember correctly.

    • @sketch-R
      @sketch-R 7 місяців тому

      www.youtube.com/@NaturallyRPVoiceover

  • @Runner-hd7ug
    @Runner-hd7ug 7 місяців тому

    Humans are the most efficiently built intelligent organism possible, the greatest things ever if you will.
    Despite what some may try and argue, not even a machine can compare to the potential of the human body

  • @thechuhal13
    @thechuhal13 7 місяців тому

    We are the first and the last defence of mankind.

  • @anerd4460
    @anerd4460 5 місяців тому

    Guys look at this and go YES

  • @GioSantiago-z2j
    @GioSantiago-z2j 7 місяців тому

    bro cooked

  • @karolzielke4760
    @karolzielke4760 7 місяців тому

    As The Man-Emperor of Mankind intended!!!

  • @zakunag
    @zakunag 5 місяців тому

    the voice actor reminds me of kitten from tts

  • @marchindley9856
    @marchindley9856 7 місяців тому

    For Cadia.

  • @nathansteinfromarkham7109
    @nathansteinfromarkham7109 4 місяці тому

    Not a burn unit adequate enough for this one.

  • @Ferrum_
    @Ferrum_ 7 місяців тому +2

    Так, куда мне нужно пройти чтобы записаться в ряды Имперской Гвардии?

  • @northernsupernova1
    @northernsupernova1 6 місяців тому

    pity the broken man

  • @monochrome2838
    @monochrome2838 7 місяців тому

    Ey, I know that VA! Can't come up with them off the top of my head though.

  • @NESLENEESBURGE
    @NESLENEESBURGE 7 місяців тому

    Space marines don't have crap against the gard

  • @manaspuranik8353
    @manaspuranik8353 7 місяців тому

    cadia broke before the guard did

    • @DeHerg
      @DeHerg 6 місяців тому

      Yet they still BOTH broke.

  • @tylergarner2312
    @tylergarner2312 7 місяців тому

    Were persistent

  • @altaiajhin2332
    @altaiajhin2332 7 місяців тому +666

    I hope when humanity is long gone an alien race finds Warhammer 40k and mistakes it for our history lmao

    • @arthurcodeco1462
      @arthurcodeco1462 7 місяців тому +68

      This would be confusing qnd funny

    • @TheCaptainCheese
      @TheCaptainCheese 7 місяців тому +85

      Bro them aliens would be scared as shit

    • @altaiajhin2332
      @altaiajhin2332 7 місяців тому +75

      Our Final Troll upon the galaxy was convincing them we actually did something.

    • @ellifahmerril6611
      @ellifahmerril6611 7 місяців тому +36

      How are you so sure our history hasn't already been confused by us?

    • @altaiajhin2332
      @altaiajhin2332 7 місяців тому +25

      @@ellifahmerril6611 *xfiles theme*

  • @YourLocalKriegGuardsman
    @YourLocalKriegGuardsman 7 місяців тому

    In battle, I shall take the lives of ten traitors before I shall be allowed to rest. The curs were who damned Krieg to it's fate, and me to mine. I shall deliver their punishment in kind, or face my Commissar's blade.
    For every day of my worthless life that I toil in the factorums or fight on our blackened fields, I near my absolution in His eyes. To give my life for Him is to cleanse myself of the sins of my forefathers.
    My only purpose is to die in the name of He who our forefathers had forsaken so long ago. My body is as expendable as a bullet, and I shall pave the way to victory. Over the hills we shall march and in every battle we shall maintain our lines.
    In His eyes, our cleamency can only be bought through the sacrifice of us sons of Krieg, on the fields of mankind's struggles. We are not heroes; we are only the tool to see ends gained. Our blood greases the cogs of war and our bodies fuel the machine's vessel.
    My body shall be laid to rest within the fields of war, as had those of millions of men before me. A shell hole shall be my grave, and the blasted mountains shall form my headstone. No man, from the enlistees of the Hives to our highest general, is worthy of any other fate.
    All my family works to see Krieg one day freed of its sins, when He sees fit that we have been absolved of the Council of Traitors' sins. Until then, our lives shall be spent creating the arms that our brothers shall use or to die for Him. Our bodies are expendenable for our home's exoneration.
    In His name, we shall fight.
    In His name, let none survive.
    In His name, we shall die.
    In life, war.
    In death, peace.
    In life, shame.
    In death, atonement.

  • @etherstar1137
    @etherstar1137 7 місяців тому

    FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND!!!!!!

  • @Boss2623.
    @Boss2623. 7 місяців тому

    It sounds like a tech priest to be honest

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 7 місяців тому

    Warhammer 40k the series.

  • @alexmath1579
    @alexmath1579 7 місяців тому

    HOLD THE LINE

  • @sebastianmezzanatto5056
    @sebastianmezzanatto5056 7 місяців тому +2

    Did you come up with the script of that on your own or is that from a book?

    • @thebighurt2495
      @thebighurt2495 7 місяців тому

      The line is from a fan animation called "Pity the Guardsman"

    • @madnimrod2489
      @madnimrod2489 7 місяців тому +1

      The original dialogue is taken from a warhammer reddit thread. It started with an anon playing a Chaos Marine mocking the Guardsman and the Imperium, and the above speech is from another anon being the Guardsman.

  • @SirusCreed
    @SirusCreed 7 місяців тому

    Why is a kriegsman gilling a tau

  • @ryanhupp5240
    @ryanhupp5240 7 місяців тому +1

    Puny human, FOR THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • @kevinthomas2622
    @kevinthomas2622 7 місяців тому

    Great speech...but if you throw enough of anything against something, you'll likely get a result
    Not heresy...Just sayin'

  • @MAILMAN9936
    @MAILMAN9936 7 місяців тому

    I need song