Eriette, Mother of all Psyops

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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
  • I too would betray everyone and everything I have known for one singular hair twirl from a goth witch.
    #magicthegathering #mtg #mtgcommunity #cardgame #mtgcommander

КОМЕНТАРІ • 331

  • @wingdinggaster6737
    @wingdinggaster6737 8 місяців тому +703

    Slight problem: once you become enchanted by her, you can’t get closer

    • @priestofbenism1775
      @priestofbenism1775 8 місяців тому +90

      She keeps you exactly where she wants you

    • @slayinderp7501
      @slayinderp7501 8 місяців тому +58

      I mean, it only _says_ "attack". You can get as close as you want, you just can't touch.

    • @OMAGAICE122
      @OMAGAICE122 8 місяців тому

      But she can certainly touch you!

    • @fraser7211
      @fraser7211 8 місяців тому +8

      She can't enchant players just their creatures.....unless she starts playing curses......

    • @wingdinggaster6737
      @wingdinggaster6737 8 місяців тому +27

      @@fraser7211she clearly does not need curses to enchant people. Have you seen the way Mald looks at her?

  • @noahmorris1015
    @noahmorris1015 8 місяців тому +451

    i appreciate that we didnt even need to wait to find out if she can get it. we open strong with "mean sugar mommy" at the 0:01 mark

    • @dzello
      @dzello 8 місяців тому +1

      She's a 14/10 on a bad day, of course she's gonna get it.

    • @Paeper_Shredder
      @Paeper_Shredder 8 місяців тому +8

      Followed shortly afterwards by "MILF"

  • @Ephemeral_Sins
    @Ephemeral_Sins 8 місяців тому +284

    Maldhound needs to find a way to make a deck called, "The answer is yes, can they get it, is the question." I think the theme behind it is fairly simple.

    • @azelight7931
      @azelight7931 8 місяців тому +7

      So i assume the commander would be Sisay?

    • @seanheath4492
      @seanheath4492 8 місяців тому +21

      @@azelight7931Plot twist: it's actually Omnath, Locus of All.

    • @azelight7931
      @azelight7931 8 місяців тому +5

      @@seanheath4492 I don't know doesnt look like "get it" material

    • @seanheath4492
      @seanheath4492 8 місяців тому +3

      @@azelight7931 I'm sure someone, somewhere is into that. :P

    • @azelight7931
      @azelight7931 8 місяців тому

      @@seanheath4492 you probably right

  • @ElChaseReturns
    @ElChaseReturns 8 місяців тому +106

    "The only thing she can't get from me is a break". Liked and subbed for that one

  • @joshuabloomfield5196
    @joshuabloomfield5196 8 місяців тому +111

    Everyone needs to go have a closer look at the art, specifically the collar. Because Eriette is a magical catfish who is using the facetune app in real time.

    • @christian5256
      @christian5256 8 місяців тому +14

      OH SNAP

    • @wydx120
      @wydx120 7 місяців тому +12

      The facetune app can stay on in the bedroom I don't mind

    • @darkanayer5867
      @darkanayer5867 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@wydx120this. If the dream is good why tf wake me up?
      Edit: they deleted the comment I was replying to, sadly, it was basically a "Yeah, but who cares, I'm not asking her to take the illusion off when we bone" or something like that

  • @joshprice4855
    @joshprice4855 8 місяців тому +90

    I like how wizards looked at Kaima, the fractured calm, and said, "That but hot lady and in drain colors"

    • @origaminosferatu3357
      @origaminosferatu3357 8 місяців тому +1

      Kaima is still super fun to play though.

    • @ferdithetank7535
      @ferdithetank7535 8 місяців тому +4

      Giant boar turning into a smexy lady indeed sounds like a cool rendition of Beauty and the Beast.

    • @engma5151
      @engma5151 8 місяців тому

      As someone who owns a Kaima deck, this is too accurate

  • @DAsrada
    @DAsrada 8 місяців тому +50

    "Well, this has been manageable so far. I can't think it'll get too ba---"
    Light-Paws: I'M HERE NOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

  • @williamchristensen7354
    @williamchristensen7354 8 місяців тому +53

    Thanks comment section, I literally didn't notice that her collar is a mirror reflecting her true self until you mentioned it here. I just thought her collar had a weird design. That's a crafty include on the artist's part.

    • @collinbeal
      @collinbeal 8 місяців тому +7

      Magali Villeneuve GOATed

  • @noahmegill3716
    @noahmegill3716 8 місяців тому +92

    Just when you think comedic dialogue can't get any tighter; killed it with every word of this one, Mald.
    *New Commander acquired*

  • @janmelantu7490
    @janmelantu7490 8 місяців тому +65

    She seems absolutely nuts in a 2-headed giant game: buff up your partner’s creatures (they weren’t attacking you anyway), then double-drain your opponents (each opponent loses life which means their team loses twice)

  • @Shpeedle
    @Shpeedle 8 місяців тому +147

    As someone who deeply appreciates the art of being stepped upon. Building this deck is tempting as fuck

    • @allenridenour1826
      @allenridenour1826 8 місяців тому

      It is a lot of fun too

    • @Powersd451
      @Powersd451 8 місяців тому +1

      But it prevents opponents creatures from stepping on you!

    • @hugmonger
      @hugmonger 8 місяців тому +2

      try to fill it wih as much art of people being brought to heel or being stepped on as possible XD

    • @c-mac9902
      @c-mac9902 8 місяців тому +1

      I finally made one about 3 weeks ago. My biggest problem was board wipes, removing all of my enchantments, so I have switched my strategy to aura curses on players instead.
      I’ve only played, tested it once since then, but it looks to be promising.

    • @supermarilink
      @supermarilink 8 місяців тому

      @@c-mac9902Board wipes really hurt the strategy, but cards like Replenish, Brilliant Restoration or Open the Vaults are really clutch

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 8 місяців тому +36

    5 seconds in and we’ve already got an unhinged line. Never change Maldhound

  • @MisterJackTheAttack
    @MisterJackTheAttack 8 місяців тому +15

    Yes! This is one of my decks, and I smiled from ear to ear that I had all of the cards you showed.

  • @18nightc322
    @18nightc322 8 місяців тому +15

    The mirror did not know what it was talking about when it said this wasn't the finest mommy of them all.

  • @gankgoat8334
    @gankgoat8334 8 місяців тому +21

    When the dommy mommy brings out the toys

  • @NovaZero100
    @NovaZero100 8 місяців тому +13

    First and foremost, thank you, Sir, for giving Orzhov Power Mommy Dommy the spotlight.
    Thing about this build is; it really REALLY doesn't take much of shit to keep the entire table at bay while you laugh and dance around;
    A) Commanders. Can't take 21 from Big Stompy if it can't hit you.
    B) Darksteel Colossi. The number of enchantments you can buck around at instant speed for 2 mana or less is something to behold, truly.
    C) Life totals in general. Trust that you have become Premiere when piloting this, and remember that you've come into Extort colors. 1 mana enchantment? Extort, and suck up all that Sweet Sweet. It's truly unstable how fast you can get to 100+ life while the rest of the table wastes away.

  • @syrelian
    @syrelian 8 місяців тому +24

    Something not mentioned is that she exists in the same set as Role Aura Tokens, so you don't even NEED CARDS at times

    • @51gunner
      @51gunner 8 місяців тому +6

      Spellbook Vendor goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @Ceracio
      @Ceracio 8 місяців тому +4

      (Un)fortunately most effects that create Role tokens specify that they are created attached "to a creature you control".

    • @tatsuyakaiyo416
      @tatsuyakaiyo416 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Ceraciostill works for the life drain

    • @supermarilink
      @supermarilink 8 місяців тому +1

      @@51gunnerspellbook vendor goes crazy in this deck

  • @Buchaus
    @Buchaus 8 місяців тому +12

    Forever referring to Eriette decks as "Rizz Gatling Gun" decks now

  • @clarencealger8380
    @clarencealger8380 8 місяців тому +8

    Not to mention she arrived in a set where the big gimmick is spreading aura tokens like the plague.

  • @seanheath4492
    @seanheath4492 8 місяців тому +9

    Now that you've done Eriette, you should do her sister Hylda.

  • @Hermesxthree
    @Hermesxthree 8 місяців тому +6

    You are on fire with this consistency. keep up the great work!

  • @Not_Ecrev
    @Not_Ecrev 8 місяців тому +6

    Be carefull Mald because if inspect the card closer you might see Eriette face is not quite hers.

  • @napaim1038
    @napaim1038 8 місяців тому +5

    Speaking of mothers, we need our iconic Mother, Oona Queen of the Fae. She's as mother as it gets.

  • @alanbeatty4314
    @alanbeatty4314 8 місяців тому +3

    Friendly reminder that if you return an Aura to the battlefield with Sun Titan or Obzedat's Aid, the object you attach it to is chosen, not targeted, so it gets around shroud, hexproof and ward.

  • @LunarNights_
    @LunarNights_ 8 місяців тому +4

    I just started playing magic in August, and this was the first commander I made a deck for. I’ve been watching your content since I started playing and tbh this feels like a rite of passage seeing a video made about my first commander.

  • @DKN_Sinosis
    @DKN_Sinosis 8 місяців тому +2

    Eriette is like... a mean sugar great grand mommy. She could get it but, she's older than dirt itself.

  • @ColorfulHelices
    @ColorfulHelices 8 місяців тому +1

    "Rizz Gatling Gun."
    - Maldhound, 2023
    Unprompted next to woman with mysterious aura

  • @arachnofiend2859
    @arachnofiend2859 8 місяців тому +2

    Oh this is the PERFECT card to make the commander for a deck with the ojou-sama Smothering Tide.

  • @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy
    @The1AndOnlyGoldenboy 8 місяців тому +2

    Just a reminder that, canonically, Eriette is the maternal great aunt of Rowan and Will Kenrith... meaning she old AF. That BJ would more like a GJ, all gums.

  • @Interrobang212
    @Interrobang212 8 місяців тому +1

    Ok those get it jokes are staying fresh as hell man 😂 I love it

  • @TheBloodswordsman
    @TheBloodswordsman 8 місяців тому +2

    I built this commander solely because I was tired of getting ganked by the Ur Dragon, Magister sphinx combo... I am head overr heels in love with it now.

  • @raonair
    @raonair 8 місяців тому +5

    Remember guys, the real Eriette is the old woman in the reflection, the pretty mommy is just a lie

    • @antoniobautista1840
      @antoniobautista1840 8 місяців тому +1

      Yeah but…. Pretty face.

    • @raonair
      @raonair 8 місяців тому

      @@antoniobautista1840 don't be fooled by it! A kiss would probably feel disgusting!

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 8 місяців тому

      @@raonair That's our kink.

    • @aaronloiselle3651
      @aaronloiselle3651 6 місяців тому

      Yeah but...... grow a spine.@@antoniobautista1840

    • @Executioner9000
      @Executioner9000 Місяць тому

      ​@@raonairdepends on how good the disguise magic is..

  • @pencilwatchesstuff791
    @pencilwatchesstuff791 8 місяців тому +1

    Inb4 her price skyrockets after you described her as a mean sugar mommy.

  • @Lightbringer-777
    @Lightbringer-777 8 місяців тому +2

    Love this card, love enchantments, and I have a Voltron light paws deck that'll have you scooping in 4 turns.
    Good vid Maldy.

  • @Zenphoshen
    @Zenphoshen 6 місяців тому

    I absolutely love these. She just wants to be friends, with or without your consent hahaha.

  • @KendaraDark
    @KendaraDark 8 місяців тому +1

    Mirri, is still one of my favorites to play. attach some equipment, auras, enchantments, whatever you like, and then perceed to tell opponents you can only block with one - except not because I'm gonna tap down that one. She's also the bane of ever token deck ever.

  • @chrisludwig4729
    @chrisludwig4729 26 днів тому

    The collar art detail is wild. I'd love a playmat of it

  • @kirbymaster7491
    @kirbymaster7491 8 місяців тому +1

    And even wilder is that Wilds of Eldraine made enchantment tokens a thing to just spray everywhere all the time

  • @khristian625
    @khristian625 8 місяців тому

    Eriette player boosting your creature: “Stick out your gyat for the rizzler.”

  • @MasterTobiification
    @MasterTobiification 7 місяців тому

    "coughs at some time your bug now" i would never "hides stack full of locked down enchantment cards."

  • @TouchDirt
    @TouchDirt 8 місяців тому +1

    Accept that Isshin isnt doing anything but getting his cool friends to say Fuck you, but twice.

  • @isaacjames2682
    @isaacjames2682 8 місяців тому +2

    I've been looking her over for my Black/White deck. I'm glad my play-time-unseen opinion of her seems to be correct. I'm looking forward to seeing her in action one day.
    This is my however-many times request for Marchesa the Black Rose.

  • @zairejordan4410
    @zairejordan4410 8 місяців тому +1

    I agree, she definitely not getting a break.

  • @daemonxblaze
    @daemonxblaze 8 місяців тому

    Yet once more I beseech the Lord of Roasts to take a chance on Eight-and-a-Half-Tails

  • @joeymanos4474
    @joeymanos4474 8 місяців тому

    i run an eriette deck and this is the most accurate description of her and my deck ive ever seen

  • @ZeroExillerius
    @ZeroExillerius 8 місяців тому

    "Fuck you, BOGO" is the most accurate comment I have ever heard about Light-Paws.

  • @grahamsommers4876
    @grahamsommers4876 23 дні тому

    "Shitty low grade arms dealing" until double strike and flying get involved

  • @Malord-lx4vn
    @Malord-lx4vn 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm telling you, Zedruu the Great-hearted
    If you've never been dunked by the world greatest switcheroo, one, two bubble someone else's shoe, then you don't know what you're missing

  • @chrisdavis5948
    @chrisdavis5948 8 місяців тому

    Bring my the Sherei reaction !!! *Smashes my mug on the ground *

  • @marcoottina654
    @marcoottina654 8 місяців тому

    Don't forget the mighty "Nomad Mythmaker" to recur all possible nice Auras in ALL Graveyards

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 8 місяців тому

    This Commander shall join my Orzhov rotation.

  • @Ceyx000
    @Ceyx000 7 місяців тому

    Q: "How many auras could they possibly get to play?"
    A: "All 'em."

  • @Polyoctopus1
    @Polyoctopus1 8 місяців тому +1

    Her anime artwork from polluted bonds is so good

    • @ardenorcrush649
      @ardenorcrush649 8 місяців тому

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

  • @stoneoflight6685
    @stoneoflight6685 8 місяців тому +1

    I am once again asking for my main Mardu man, Isshin, to be the next contestant on "Fuck this Card!"

  • @demonscarecrow91
    @demonscarecrow91 8 місяців тому +1

    Surprised she could get it. My man not seen the reflections? 👀

  • @christopherwilson7410
    @christopherwilson7410 8 місяців тому

    Amen brother this is the most "can get it" ive seen on here yet

  • @hatchell18
    @hatchell18 7 місяців тому +1

    She’s sooo good I love playing her. Can shut down the entire board

  • @colinbamsey5262
    @colinbamsey5262 8 місяців тому +1

    As the person who kept recommending Eriette, thank you for doing the girl good, so she can get back to doing everyone else dirty with horses and cantrips

  • @colinbroyles2602
    @colinbroyles2602 Місяць тому

    "rizz gatling gun" got me

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 8 місяців тому

    You had me signed up 3 seconds into the upload ngl

  • @demolisherman1763
    @demolisherman1763 8 місяців тому

    Nearly forgot to ask for the Saheeli, Sun’s Brilliance roast!

  • @DraygaFlight
    @DraygaFlight 7 місяців тому

    Removal is awesome! Especially when you turn her into a bug...

  • @dhantefranklin336
    @dhantefranklin336 8 місяців тому

    Light-paws definitely needs a video.

  • @jessicakrios9382
    @jessicakrios9382 8 місяців тому

    Giving out free hugs and will keep giving free stuff until Phelddagrif's demands are met

  • @hotdachsbun
    @hotdachsbun 8 місяців тому +1

    That was great Funny man.

  • @nikoiscreative
    @nikoiscreative 8 місяців тому

    Now naming my Lightpaws deck "Fuck You, BOGO."

  • @varsoonhks3211
    @varsoonhks3211 8 місяців тому

    Peek the reflection in her collar, Mald.

  • @pansyfowler7076
    @pansyfowler7076 4 місяці тому

    The only thing she can't get from me is a break is wild 😂😂😂😂

  • @XNewRomanMusic
    @XNewRomanMusic 3 місяці тому

    This might be my next build! Would love to see one done about my boi Blanka, Ferocious Friend if you haven't yet!

  • @86Kadi
    @86Kadi 2 місяці тому

    For that extra Spicy hate throw in a few Cards with bestow.
    Sets you up to swing after somebody inevitably board wipes.

  • @Noah-qx3qn
    @Noah-qx3qn 8 місяців тому

    I won with that card as commander. I can just recommand it to you, it's also really funny!

  • @calebcobb2883
    @calebcobb2883 8 місяців тому +1

    Eriette, My Beloved, FINALLY!

  • @JamesStow
    @JamesStow 7 місяців тому

    Kresh the Bloodbraided my man!

  • @rogersmith940
    @rogersmith940 8 місяців тому +1

    If you run wedding ring you can go all in on the 2v2 gameplay.

  • @KingG4ost
    @KingG4ost 8 місяців тому +2

    This was my next commander build anyway, now i just have a bit more of an idea

  • @lukelaw13ll
    @lukelaw13ll 8 місяців тому

    Begging for a Firesong and Sunspeaker Roast

  • @R_J8
    @R_J8 8 місяців тому

    As if Benalith wasnt already annoying with Necrogen, she now has a Goku to her Vegeta.

  • @Mtgreenftw
    @Mtgreenftw 8 місяців тому +2

    I hate that I love her

  • @murrowmench1565
    @murrowmench1565 8 місяців тому

    The very last line got me to like the vid

  • @makenawatkins
    @makenawatkins 8 місяців тому

    I tell my play group that you could dump out any random long box in a LGS and you will still somehow make an S tier competitive enchantress deck.

  • @ProfBrunoClemente
    @ProfBrunoClemente 8 місяців тому

    Narci, Fable Singer deserves your attention!

  • @takeyouforgranite7850
    @takeyouforgranite7850 8 місяців тому +1

    Smeagol, Helpful Guide, I am BEGGING, I am CRYING, I am PISSING, I am SHITTING, please I am begging

  • @evangrizzle4417
    @evangrizzle4417 8 місяців тому

    Desperately need to see your take on the Unhinged Timmy Gaming™️ that is Jetmir, Nexus of Revels

  • @Did_No_Wrong
    @Did_No_Wrong 8 місяців тому

    Kinda reminds me of that one Curse commander, but the big difference is that this one has insurance to make sure your not gonna get decked by a +14/14 with trample because you put a treasure curse on someone

  • @michelebenedetti7507
    @michelebenedetti7507 8 місяців тому +2

    This is some "Evil group-hug" deck if I've ever seen one (Marked it down for possible new deck)
    Also I'm back to ask you if you will ever do that roast of Malik, Grim Manipulator, right now it's my favourite Mardu commander and it's not very known

  • @tomas_riv4134
    @tomas_riv4134 8 місяців тому

    I can't believe how dependant I have become for these to come out geeze, loved the Thrun one as my local Jeskai player is closer to punching me in the liver than playing again against me.

  • @luismartinez1056
    @luismartinez1056 8 місяців тому

    Zur the enchanter directly searches them 😀

  • @Jasta125
    @Jasta125 8 місяців тому

    Another day, another Nekusar roast request

  • @glazedsteel6321
    @glazedsteel6321 8 місяців тому

    this is like orzhov kaima, the fractured calm.

  • @JamDonut11
    @JamDonut11 8 місяців тому +1

    Now we just gotta convince Mald into doing the other two... day 1 of asking for a General Ferrous Rokiric roast

  • @StrongButAwkward
    @StrongButAwkward 8 місяців тому +1

    I thought it would be super cool to make her a deck about scattered cursed role tokens around and yucking it up but there just aren't enough of those because we only get one set in Eldraine instead of a block 😢

  • @jerrykwan150
    @jerrykwan150 10 днів тому

    Thinking about how a good number of cards give you monarch in black too, card draw really doesnt seem to be too bad once you goad everyone's creatures via eriette or even just the good ol impetus enchants from baldur's gate. Card draw everywhere.

  • @TheSOGchronicles
    @TheSOGchronicles 8 місяців тому

    She is the wicked rizz of the west

  • @spenserroxsox
    @spenserroxsox 8 місяців тому

    put eriette on the field, become hated, get all the removal, enemy plays atraxa and wins.

  • @VultureXV
    @VultureXV 8 місяців тому

    Day 2 of Grist, the Hunger Tide. The best insect!

  • @hiimemily
    @hiimemily 8 місяців тому

    My man is down horrendous, and honestly? Same.

  • @Kelebriel
    @Kelebriel 8 місяців тому +1

    Yeah absolutely. Cannot hit "smash" hard enough.

  • @ytho7228
    @ytho7228 8 місяців тому

    Wait till he hears about sythis

  • @Metphies
    @Metphies 8 місяців тому

    I am here once again asking for Rograkh, Son of Roghahh.

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut 8 місяців тому

    This channel is priceless.