At this time it is advised that you lock all your doors and windows. Do not open the door for anyone even if it looks like a normal human being. Even if you hear door open or your window shatter, do not react. Find a safe hiding place in your home and do not make any noise. If a family member is outside, do not attempt to pick them up. Make sure to turn off all television sets and radios once this broadcast is complete. I repeat, do not have your television on once this broadcast is finished. If you see anyone who looks like a human on your television set with impossible features, look away as quickly as possible. It is very important that you hide all children from television sets with disturbing imagery. If you hear anyone in your yard, or inside your house that sounds like a human, assume it isn't. If you have access to any loaded weaponry, make sure to have it on you at all times. If you see anyone who has biologically impossible features, make sure to run and hide. If you see a clone of yourself or somebody else you know, run and hide. Don't try to save your pets from any harm that may happen if an intrusion occurs because it could cost you your life. Make sure to hide your children and be prepared for the worst.
Exactly. The amber alert sound effect is a nightmare for me. Glad im not the only one! Amazing EAS scenario, alot of people say its a privilege to be scared, but this is not. It is pure nightmare fuel
Man, if I lived in the 1990's (I was born 2007) and saw this on my old box tv...man I WOULD FFREAKING DO WHAT THE TV SAID, IM NOT RISKING EVEN SEEING THAT CREATUE, MAN. 💀💀💀💀☠☠
Basically Mandela Catalogue in EAS form Turn off all technology > An intruder and 6 (even though in the lore they are basically the same person) Hide all children from TV > 6 is able to make kids cry from the preview and when parents enter the room, the child is no longer there Anyone who has biologically impossible features > Undisguised Anyone who looks like someone else or a clone of you > Doppelgänger
I remember on my birth country(Brazil) an person trolled everyone on an town saying an dam collapsed but the city didn't even have an dam,the television looked like an analog horror scenario,this didn't happen on my city but was on the news nationwide,years later,in the town an flood happened recently but an near town suffered an mudslide.
You know, my pet has only enetered life a year ago so why would I cut it short for him? Plus, I know how to defend myself (well not literally but I can defend myself)
The doom player: 🗿 Main character: 🗿 Pitbull named cupcake, princess, other cute name: 🗿 American: 🗿 Shaolin: 🗿 Russian guy with Ak gun: 🗿 Quiet kid: 🗿 Anime kid: 🗿 Millitary and army: 🗿 Dad with belt: 🗿 Mom with slipper: 🗿 Average Asian: 🗿
This article is about the food. For other uses, see Sausage (disambiguation). Kiełbasa biała (white sausage), szynkowa (smoked), śląska and podhalańska styles (Poland) A plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, typical of German cuisine Csabai kolbászok (Hungarian csabai sausages) Full Scottish breakfast: black pudding, Lorne sausage, toast, fried mushrooms and baked beans A sausage is a type of meat product usually made from ground meat-often pork, beef, or poultry-along with salt, spices and other flavourings. Other ingredients, such as grains or breadcrumbs, may be included as fillers or extenders. When used as an uncountable noun, the word sausage can refer to the loose sausage meat, which can be formed into patties or stuffed into a skin. When referred to as "a sausage", the product is usually cylindrical and encased in a skin. Typically, a sausage is formed in a casing traditionally made from intestine, but sometimes from synthetic materials. Sausages that are sold raw are cooked in many ways, including pan-frying, broiling and barbecuing. Some sausages are cooked during processing, and the casing may then be removed. Sausage-making is a traditional food preservation technique. Sausages may be preserved by curing, drying (often in association with fermentation or culturing, which can contribute to preservation), smoking, or freezing. Some cured or smoked sausages can be stored without refrigeration. Most fresh sausages must be refrigerated or frozen until they are cooked. Sausages are made in a wide range of national and regional varieties, which differ by the types of meats that are used, the flavouring or spicing ingredients (e.g., garlic, peppers, wine, etc.), and the manner of preparation. In the 21st century, vegetarian and vegan varieties of sausage in which plant-based ingredients are used instead of meat have become much more widely available and consumed. Etymology The word sausage was first used in English in the mid-15th century, spelled sawsyge.[1] This word came from Old North French saussiche (Modern French saucisse).[1] The French word came from Vulgar Latin salsica ("sausage"), from salsicus ("seasoned with salt").[1] History Sausage making at home Sausage making is a natural outcome of efficient butchery. Traditionally, sausage makers salted various tissues and organs such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat to help preserve them. They then stuffed them into tubular casings made from the cleaned intestines of the animal, producing the characteristic cylindrical shape. Hence, sausages, puddings, and salami are among the oldest of prepared foods, whether cooked and eaten immediately or dried to varying degrees.[citation needed] An Akkadian cuneiform tablet records a dish of intestine casings filled with some sort of forcemeat.[2] Plate of German sausage: Jagdwurst, liver sausage, blood sausage, Westphalian ham The Greek poet Homer mentioned a kind of blood sausage in the Odyssey, Epicharmus wrote a comedy titled The Sausage, and Aristophanes' play The Knights is about a sausage vendor who is elected leader. Evidence suggests that sausages were already popular both among the ancient Greeks and Romans and most likely with the various tribes occupying the larger part of Europe.[3] The most famous sausage in ancient Italy was from Lucania (modern Basilicata) and was called lucanica, a name which lives on in a variety of modern sausages in the Mediterranean.[4] During the reign of the Roman emperor Nero, sausages were associated with the Lupercalia festival.[5] Early in the 10th century during the Byzantine Empire, Leo VI the Wise outlawed the production of blood sausages following cases of food poisoning.[5] A Chinese type of sausage has been described, lap cheong (simplified Chinese: 腊肠; traditional Chinese: 臘腸; pinyin: làcháng) from the Northern and Southern dynasties (420-589), made from goat and lamb meat with salt, and flavoured with green onion, bean sauce, ginger, and pepper. The modern type of lap cheong has a comparatively long shelf life,[6] mainly because of a high content of lactobacilli-so high that it is considered sour by many.[who?] Casings
CheechBurrito: Yo, can i copy your homework? The Mandela Catalogue: Sure, just make sure that you change it up a bit, so it doesn't look like you copied. CheechBurrito: ok.
I love how instead of doing my school work i'm binge watching analog horror lol
My fav hobby
Schoolwork is far scarier tbh
@@aqua1313fr
@aqua1313 REAL
Same
But what if my pet is my child?
Lol run
hide ur childerns didnt u hear
Well?? You take it!!
Do both
@@randomplayer5562
Leave and save it?
WARNING: IF YOU SEE ANOTHER PERSON THAT IS IDENTICAL TO YOU, RUN AWAY AND HIDE
No cause it’s my twin😃😃😃
YOUR RIGHT IF YOU DONT KNOW THEM UNLESS YOU KNOW THEM
@@Val_on_pawzyour twin's funeral:
It's a skinwalker or a doppelgänger
Identical twins: .-.
At this time it is advised that you lock all your doors and windows. Do not open the door for anyone even if it looks like a normal human being. Even if you hear door open or your window shatter, do not react. Find a safe hiding place in your home and do not make any noise. If a family member is outside, do not attempt to pick them up. Make sure to turn off all television sets and radios once this broadcast is complete. I repeat, do not have your television on once this broadcast is finished. If you see anyone who looks like a human on your television set with impossible features, look away as quickly as possible. It is very important that you hide all children from television sets with disturbing imagery. If you hear anyone in your yard, or inside your house that sounds like a human, assume it isn't. If you have access to any loaded weaponry, make sure to have it on you at all times. If you see anyone who has biologically impossible features, make sure to run and hide. If you see a clone of yourself or somebody else you know, run and hide. Don't try to save your pets from any harm that may happen if an intrusion occurs because it could cost you your life. Make sure to hide your children and be prepared for the worst.
Why what is it if its not a human
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Bro is this the whole script
1. Lock all your doors now!
AT
Absolutely terrifying. That amber alert sound effect never fails to tense me up. Good work!!
i was trying too take a shit dude that shit crawled back up inside me☠️
It scares me shitless lol
Exactly. The amber alert sound effect is a nightmare for me. Glad im not the only one! Amazing EAS scenario, alot of people say its a privilege to be scared, but this is not. It is pure nightmare fuel
I'll never get sleep
Ae ae
Strange ass creature: "Hello!"
Guy on the alert: * h e a v y d u t y AK-47 f i r e *
bros going play ultrakill
lock the doors and windows
1:16 The Entity looks like it will twerk in front of the dog 💀
😂😂
LMAO
Gyat dame the cake on entity
Lol
Lucky dog 😩
HELP NOT ME PUTTING THIS ON MY TV AND TELLING MY PARENTS TO COME IN QUICKLY TO PRANK THEM THEY LITERALLY SCREAMED SO F*CKING LOUD💀💀💀
LMAOOOO
Ur dad gon get a hard attack -_-
HELPPPP 💀💀
Tell me more!
I WOULDNT HAVE TYPED THIS COMMENT IF I WOULD HAVE DONE THAT
Man, if I lived in the 1990's (I was born 2007) and saw this on my old box tv...man I WOULD FFREAKING DO WHAT THE TV SAID, IM NOT RISKING EVEN SEEING THAT CREATUE, MAN. 💀💀💀💀☠☠
SAME
As someone who was born in 2008
SAME 😭
AYO YOUR THE SAME AGE AS MY BROTHER
OMG @@Koala.Prepz.13.3 I DIDNT NOTICE
🏴☠️
1:01 they look so friendly tho ;_;
Yessd
IK but it kills u-
Bro the NBA needs a Center!
My new frien fr
@@Napoleonic_France838Bro the lakers need a center 💀
It's been a while, time to go back into *analog horror.*
hold shit this eas scenario given me goosebumps
The thumbnail.. i HATE the height and lankyness of it, its perfect
Basically Mandela Catalogue in EAS form
Turn off all technology > An intruder and 6 (even though in the lore they are basically the same person)
Hide all children from TV > 6 is able to make kids cry from the preview and when parents enter the room, the child is no longer there
Anyone who has biologically impossible features > Undisguised
Anyone who looks like someone else or a clone of you > Doppelgänger
And the Mandela Catalogue's whole concept always reminded me of Gemini Home Entertainment
Is that a bad thing
no@@peashootz9917
@@FaiaHalo GHE is basically Mandela Catalogue and Vita Carnis combined into one piling.
Is this real?
What if I’m in a car?
Floor it 100 mph
Bro is genius
no bro
Tiene color
Tu bro
I will probably live in the ocean
1:23 “prepare for the worst”
That line still scares me to this day…
Pet:”Human? Where are you going? Okay! I stay here!
“Why didn’t you save me? I thought you loved me?….”
That's sad
Nah i would hide my pet instead
In safe place
Bold of you to assume I value my own life more than my pets!
THANK GOD THERE WASNT A JUMPSCARE AT THE END
Bro this whole video is just chilling but when he said be prepared for the worst I stopped breathing
For some reason, the first time the red, tall figure showed on screen, my heart dropped.
same!
@stephenhurst1970 Frfr, rip our phones :(
I'm one of them
So, Mandela Catalogue in a nutshell.
1:17
Somehow, I felt so sad when it said “ don’t try to hide your pets “ and that made me sad, just knowing that your pet might die…
"Look away as fast as possible."
Blind people:I see this as an absolute win
they...t-they *see* this as an absolute win..?
*cackles in broken humor*
@@sweetnuggiez5451 the see I meant was actually think
@@user-pt5rn5wm1c I know lol
And if monster shapeshift as them its gonna be blind
People without attention spans: be both win
0:01 Siren Head appears!
I legit follow these steps irl to entertain myself
as soon as i started the vid my bathroom door slowly opened
Invite the goblin for a pizza roll dinner
AYO 🤨🤨🤨
Hol up, say what now o_O
This hits hard watching at night
why did this give me the chills? BRO ITS NOT REAL BUT ITS SCARY....
Please make more eas scenarios! Theyre my favorite analog horrors and there aren't many that are as creepy as this 💕
watching videos like these is like eating spicy chips, it hurts but gosh hot diggety DAMN it's good
I remember on my birth country(Brazil) an person trolled everyone on an town saying an dam collapsed but the city didn't even have an dam,the television looked like an analog horror scenario,this didn't happen on my city but was on the news nationwide,years later,in the town an flood happened recently but an near town suffered an mudslide.
everybody gangsta till this plays in your real life TV
I'll poop my pants immediately
Your video is so good, so realistic and scary💀
And the sounds, I can't hear anything without subtitle💀👍👍👍
analog horror isnt supposed to be realistic smartass, and the sound is literally an identifying characteristic
Same😂
The average american:🗿
The military:🗿
Mom with belt:🗿
The quiet kid:🗿
The anime kid:🗿
Xiao ling:🗿
Pitbull name Princess: 🗿
@@Seek_hat exactly
One Russia person with a AK-47: 🗿
Pc: sigma
That one main character: 🗿
Naw if a straight up skinwalker is in front my dog while I'm supposed to be hiding, there is no way I'm just gonna leave my dog there. 😭
I pranked my little cousin with this and I acted like it was real. Making him even more scared😭
Nah making a final stand to try and save my dog is a pretty good hill to die on
Granted this scenario would be terrifying though
Easier said than done
Thank you for not letting me sleep tonight! 💕💗
Me after I hear this:
Proceeds to go to in house armory and grabs an m61 Vulcan minigun and a 249 SAW
Bro was definitely a former military marine officer
Broadcast : BE prepared for worst
Me: I aint going to school again bluddy
You know, my pet has only enetered life a year ago so why would I cut it short for him? Plus, I know how to defend myself (well not literally but I can defend myself)
thank fucking god an actually good one in my recommended
Bro took "weapon" to a whole new level💀
The siren at the beginning is horrifying it always make me feel dizzy and makes me turn around, but anyways great work
The doom player: 🗿
Main character: 🗿
Pitbull named cupcake, princess, other cute name: 🗿
American: 🗿
Shaolin: 🗿
Russian guy with Ak gun: 🗿
Quiet kid: 🗿
Anime kid: 🗿
Millitary and army: 🗿
Dad with belt: 🗿
Mom with slipper: 🗿
Average Asian: 🗿
@Daniel-vy6xl nuh uh
Scientist toilet
From ep 60 to 67
@@NotKazuraMiller1557bro skibidi toilet lol it's frickin cringe
The person in the end is the Russian guy with the AK.
Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife.
All fun and games, until you pause the video but the alarm doesn’t stop.
THIS IS SO GOOD OMG. IT' SO SIMILAR TO MY FAVORITR ANALOG HORROR, THE MANDELA CATALOGUE
dam that gives me chills
The “Run and hide” make me calm down
i love watching analog horror at 4AM before i sleep 💀
This article is about the food. For other uses, see Sausage (disambiguation).
Kiełbasa biała (white sausage), szynkowa (smoked), śląska and podhalańska styles (Poland)
A plate of bratwurst, sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, typical of German cuisine
Csabai kolbászok (Hungarian csabai sausages)
Full Scottish breakfast: black pudding, Lorne sausage, toast, fried mushrooms and baked beans
A sausage is a type of meat product usually made from ground meat-often pork, beef, or poultry-along with salt, spices and other flavourings. Other ingredients, such as grains or breadcrumbs, may be included as fillers or extenders.
When used as an uncountable noun, the word sausage can refer to the loose sausage meat, which can be formed into patties or stuffed into a skin. When referred to as "a sausage", the product is usually cylindrical and encased in a skin.
Typically, a sausage is formed in a casing traditionally made from intestine, but sometimes from synthetic materials. Sausages that are sold raw are cooked in many ways, including pan-frying, broiling and barbecuing. Some sausages are cooked during processing, and the casing may then be removed.
Sausage-making is a traditional food preservation technique. Sausages may be preserved by curing, drying (often in association with fermentation or culturing, which can contribute to preservation), smoking, or freezing. Some cured or smoked sausages can be stored without refrigeration. Most fresh sausages must be refrigerated or frozen until they are cooked.
Sausages are made in a wide range of national and regional varieties, which differ by the types of meats that are used, the flavouring or spicing ingredients (e.g., garlic, peppers, wine, etc.), and the manner of preparation. In the 21st century, vegetarian and vegan varieties of sausage in which plant-based ingredients are used instead of meat have become much more widely available and consumed.
Etymology
The word sausage was first used in English in the mid-15th century, spelled sawsyge.[1] This word came from Old North French saussiche (Modern French saucisse).[1] The French word came from Vulgar Latin salsica ("sausage"), from salsicus ("seasoned with salt").[1]
History
Sausage making at home
Sausage making is a natural outcome of efficient butchery. Traditionally, sausage makers salted various tissues and organs such as scraps, organ meats, blood, and fat to help preserve them. They then stuffed them into tubular casings made from the cleaned intestines of the animal, producing the characteristic cylindrical shape. Hence, sausages, puddings, and salami are among the oldest of prepared foods, whether cooked and eaten immediately or dried to varying degrees.[citation needed]
An Akkadian cuneiform tablet records a dish of intestine casings filled with some sort of forcemeat.[2]
Plate of German sausage: Jagdwurst, liver sausage, blood sausage, Westphalian ham
The Greek poet Homer mentioned a kind of blood sausage in the Odyssey, Epicharmus wrote a comedy titled The Sausage, and Aristophanes' play The Knights is about a sausage vendor who is elected leader. Evidence suggests that sausages were already popular both among the ancient Greeks and Romans and most likely with the various tribes occupying the larger part of Europe.[3]
The most famous sausage in ancient Italy was from Lucania (modern Basilicata) and was called lucanica, a name which lives on in a variety of modern sausages in the Mediterranean.[4] During the reign of the Roman emperor Nero, sausages were associated with the Lupercalia festival.[5] Early in the 10th century during the Byzantine Empire, Leo VI the Wise outlawed the production of blood sausages following cases of food poisoning.[5]
A Chinese type of sausage has been described, lap cheong (simplified Chinese: 腊肠; traditional Chinese: 臘腸; pinyin: làcháng) from the Northern and Southern dynasties (420-589), made from goat and lamb meat with salt, and flavoured with green onion, bean sauce, ginger, and pepper. The modern type of lap cheong has a comparatively long shelf life,[6] mainly because of a high content of lactobacilli-so high that it is considered sour by many.[who?]
Casings
Here before it gets popular and gets put on film theory
Me when I’m asked what Nelson’s last name is.
Mandela?
Video scary❌ Voice Scary✅
In what year is gonna start
“Look away as fast as possible”
People with mutation medical conditions, which are real and are very rare: 👁️👄👁️
I have a mutation with my teeth
Eyes…
1:13
How do I know if it’s a clone of my friend or my friend himself ? 🤔
This news from "Mikee's home" it is Analog horror in this News
Since "Feb 25 -> Feb 26 1987"
Imagine hearing this in the dark but every device is off and your door is unlocked but your in your bedroom
But what if im in crutches?
i do love how at 0:58 the dude just pulls out a ak-47
1:04
@@pbshazmat2011 its close enough -_-
nah this is one favorite analog horror videos of all time its scary but its a good story
"Look away from it"
Me: that old golf club is getting some work today
Pov: you are friends with entity
Me: 🗿
My friends who are not friends with the entity: 💀
My pets who are friends with entitys: 🗿
My family: 😟
Bro if i hear this in real life I'm gonna panic so much 🙏
Bro tysfm i needed smth just like this for ghost trolling u saved me
Imagine your just chilling on your house and suddenly theres a tall man out of the window
Turn this to 2x speed trust me
AHHHH! THAT GOT ME SCREAMING ON THE FLOOR!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
Hey how to get voice of that
It’s pretty creepy!
Well done 👍
This shit is terrifying i admit i couldnt even move my legs after this video
1:08 who are those
They r my mom dad and grampa
i love the detail of it saying EBS which is the precursor of EAS and what used to play in the 90's
Where did you get the stickman bed and house and more of them?
Mandela catalogue?
Yeah
Bro on the tv really said: wana play a game?
Can someone add transcripts, please 😥?
Can yall tell me what is this text to speech
This is just basically Mandela catalogue but without religion involved
I watched this at 2 AM bro and my door opened and I heard my grandma FR I AM NOT LYING!!!!!!! But I'm safe
The real scary thing is that I can't really make out what he is saying 😭
I got dizzy by watching this.
Never hide under the bed😢😢😢😢
Mandalen catalog vibes 👀-))
i need the eas sfx because it sounds long and I really need it for a project
How do you know if its a clone of someone you know
CheechBurrito: Yo, can i copy your homework?
The Mandela Catalogue: Sure, just make sure that you change it up a bit, so it doesn't look like you copied.
CheechBurrito: ok.
Me: I'mma watch one last video
The video:
I’m in the apartment how would that get into the apartment without a key fob?
Alternate?!
It’s 11 pm and I’m watching this
Obviously inspired by Mandela Catalogue
This reminds me of the Mandela catalogue and I love it
What are the other stickmens in red means?
this is a certified [*REDACTED*] moment
0:46 ayo intruder
Can i hide my cats they are not heavy and are quiet
Wow great work