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- one like = one Zubin therapy after watching Joe scratch his ass in the line at Costco wholesale
one subscribe = one less time Joe scratches his butt in the line at Costco wholesale
obviously all jokes and not serious. this is straight dumbassery like everything I make
I'll probably make part 2 soon - Фільми й анімація
one like = one Zubin therapy after watching Joe scratch his ass in the line at Costco wholesale
one subscribe = one less time Joe scratches his butt in the line at Costco wholesale
obviously all jokes and not serious. this is straight dumbassery like everything I make
I'll probably make part 2 soon
i remember seeing these two things about rob on pinterest:
"rob seems like the type of guy to wake up and shout "GOOD MORNING WORLD!""
"rob seems like the type of guy to open a wallet and have a fly come out"
Tally Hall the kinda guys to start floating in the air when they smell pie cooling on the windowsill
HEL
Fr
Bruh 😭
joe and ross defo smelled glue at school when they were kids
SOMEONE IN NY 3RD GRADE CLASS PUT THE PURPLE GLUE STICK ON HER LIPS AND CALLED IT "lipstick".
@@sherryrodriguez9648my friends would always glue their upper lip up to make it look bigger and one time one of them got it stuck like that for a little while
I am completely convinced that outside of joe, zubin is the biggest trouble maker, but he always gets away with it because hes 'the good one'. On that note, the primary trio would be absolute terrors if left alone together for too long
He got away with stalking Mary Kate and Ashley
@@TeeHeeTwinkleToes “your honor it was true love I didnt MEAN to stalk them!”
@@Jibitzzfather your honor may i explain-
My brain has claimed it's glory over me@@stranded.IuIIaby
in a comic he really did get away with a bad type of act with rob
Zubin:when are we using this is the real world?
Zubin:*becomes a doctor*
Zubin:oh
Still probably not using Pythagoras theorem, trigonometry or calculus in his doctoring
@@project_letters but at least he uses angles
Joe feel like the type of guy to speak in Shakespeare to bother the other
Doesn't he kinda already do that? 💀
Nah I do that 💀
That’s literally me though
that's just joseph joey joe
Thou were an isleth to thyself
Zubin looks like the sorta guy to yell “food fight”
And get completely ignored
quick reminder that ross does actually listen to lemon demon
So does Joe 👍
This scares me
Wait what, really??!
HUH???
Ross does? Really?
How i assume Tallyhall is gonna react to a mom joke
Andrew: He would take it seriously and try to beat you up
Ross: He would probably cry and ask you to stop being so mean
Rob cantor: Will laugh it off and think of a funnier joke
Zubin: Whould probably say "My mom died"
Joe hawley: Your mother's so fat they didn't call Ghostbusters
Stay Puft Man was all, "I don't trust her"
In other words, she ate him
Stay Puft Man's big, so that's how we know she's fat
Just to clarify
Basketball, a basketball
Yeah, well, your mother is a basketball
I went there, your mother is a basketball
A basketball, she's a basketball
Stop
Everybody take 5
Good show, guys, but I don't feel a vibe
Let it all out, don't hold back; incriminate
Here on this court, you gotta push it to the limit, mate
Reach deep inside, throw the shots, come alive
I'll be here tweeting the whole thing live
So guys, be loquacious
Show off your gall!
What did you say his mother was again?
A basketball
A basketball
After all, she's bouncing like she had a bottle of Adderall
She's also fat, not sure if I mentioned that
Twenty-nine inches wide from all sides, to be exact
Man, that's wack, I object, but, to change the subject
I double dribbled your Mom's bombs and she liked it
Now I'm flying higher than a window wiper
Where you're airing free throws like a drunken sniper
Im'a lead you to reason like the Zeppelin piper
If your mom were on Tinder, I'd swipe her right 'cause I like her
She's spherical, meaningful, clear and clerical,
A leather planet with the gravity that makes you feel the pull
Ooh, feeling it now, moves smooth, so adroit
World's hearing it now, down under to Detroit
Pity the pal who fails to score a swish,
Never gonna hit the buzzer 'cause she just won't fit!
Not that curvy's bad boys, in fact, it's sad
That the women's NBA's not all round and rad
Don't lose ground, be a man
Do they fit basketballs with gastric bands?
Oedipus Rex, Electra complex
Pegasus wings on these foot springs but I digress
Surf's up aboard a tidal wave of jump
'Yo 'boks probably don't even pump, chump!
Sup?!
I got pump up 'boks, I palm a ball in my hand
And shoot infinity points from up across this land
So you can't press the man if you know what's best, son
Lest you wanna become a tripping guessing lesson
Slam dunk!
Foul?
Ref, make the call!
O gee, o gosh, this is all too much
Guys, I gotta confide
I'm just an actress, y'all
Picked last at the dang-blasted casting call
Some games don't have winners
Some chickens don't end up on plates for dinners
They contain the innards
But we know the sun will always rise and always fall
And that your mother will always be a basketball
Basketball, a basketball
If you're listening, your mother is a basketball
That's right, you!
Your mother is a basketball
She's a basketball, bouncy basketball
Over the rainbow in despair
Somehow, somewhen, someway, somewhere
Imagine roasting someone, then they begin singing a song and others join in on it like a musical
the thing about joe saying "shalom" every time he enters a room is something I can vividly imagine. Also that thing about bluey is relatable as hell. My friend came round one time and I kid you not 70% of it was us watching bluey and I have no regrets.
I think he said it at a Tree Town Sound interview lol
I feel like Rob would say "OH MY GOD YOU HAVEN'T HAD A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE???!!!??? " during fall
Your voice sounds like the opposite of a smoker's voice, like you take cigarettes and blow on them instead of inhaling, and it cleans your lungs somehow.
This is the best compliment I have received
@projecty.b.t.f.c you're welcome
Lmao what
It's actually how cigarettes are manufactured, they take me in there and I blow them into existence like this is ancient Egypt. Ironic because I hate cigarettes
@@project_letters SJSJFH WHAT
the fact that Ross is actually a fnaf fan makes this better (take this with a grain of salt I'm unsure about it now)
Where did you get this information
@@Furbzryt I thought I saw it on the wiki but it's like gone???? idk
@@saturnzhornetz44 Anyone can edit the wiki
The fact that all of these assumptions look like they could be true is hilarious 😭
Fun fact: When I first introduced my mom to Tally Hall she absolutely hated Rob since she found his singing voice to be whiney
poor Rob ;_;
My mum initially likes Ross best just by his appearance. Then she heard greener and said that it was "actually good" and she got to hear just apathy and was like "okay yeah, he's the best at songs". I mean... She's incorrect it's Joe but... She likes Rob best
I’m coming for your mama
I think if I showed my mom TallyHall she’d just make fun of me-
Ross and Andrew being Bluey fans while the others laugh at them is an image I didn't know I needed in my head
HAHHAHHAHA
SEEING THEIR BUSTS "SITTING" ON THE SOFA KILLED ME
QUEEF JERKY. THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD 😭😭
He'd also say "juicy fart" for no reason
I like this chanel a lot, bc is one of the very few that doesnt excludes Joe off the group bc of the doc controversy, yes Ive read the doc an I still dont suport his actions, I mean he did it and that doesnt saves him from what he did, but we know for a fact that he was not in his best moments back then, anyways srr about the long text, just thank you^^
Fr
Thank you. Genuinely this means a lot to hear. I joined this community in late January-early February. The community seemed pretty damaged right now. Personally, I had joined because I craved the writing style and singing voice of a specific member that I later found out was Joe. I have always loved red best so that immediately made me really interested in him once I began to take interest in the individual members. I, of course, found out what he had done eventually. Along with this I found this community in shambles essentially. The whole community seemed hardly surviving with content after the events of 2023. The community was full of hate for Joe (some warranted, some outright unnecessary) and it constantly reminded me of the one thing I wanted to forget while I was here and I got the feeling everyone else must feel the same. I had believed the community wanted to see Joe's change even if the chances were slim. I thought they'd understand the severity of what was done and treat what happened with care and nuance but It seemed so many just didn't a d were actively being a problem with jokes, misinformation and everything. Bringing attention to what happened and even turning It into a joke only had negative impacts. It decreased the chance that Joe would get help, put Joe, the victims and his fellow band mates in danger and overall was often unnecessary in most situations. It always felt nice to find a pre-2023 video that was really rare and therefore hadn't been tainted by the modern Tally Hall community. Like a time capsule that held a better time I wished I could experience. That's why I wanted to create a space with that vibe but was modern and constantly had new content to enjoy. It'd feel like the community before 2023 but be existing and updating post 2023. Some people of course don't understand what I'm trying to do and think treating him like a human and acknowledging that he's a very important band member that is responsible for a lot of what we love is excusing his every action. People also think me not talking about drama is saying what happened was justified. It isn't. However, I hope this space is a good escape from the cesspool that is the modern Tally Hall fandom and I hope this positively inspired the Tally Hall fandom to continue on and start a new after everything that went wrong with all the members in 2023. If people continue on like this I can see things getting better in the future as things are already beginning to look up for the band in recent months
TL;DR thank you so much, I'm glad I'm having a positive impact on this community
@@project_letters(first, srr for aswering late) I had the exact same experience with the band!!!! Joe is my favourite member since I heard his voice and listen to all of the songs he wrote, but coming out as a Joe Hawley fan in 2023 was really hard, but thanks to content creators like you I can finally start to open more to the comunity of this amazing band^^ tysm again! (I couldnt express myself the way I would like bc my first languaje is not english, so this is all I can say^^)
Ross looks like the type of guy to go through a garbage bin and find mysterious goo, a skeleton of a fish and an apple core.
He also looks like the type of guy to actually believe that he'll get free candy from a free candy van.
The bluey one was so specific yet so accurate (guys, go watch bluey u won't regret it I promise 😭)
1:43 that could be said for all of them tbh
They are all such start a conversation with the guy next them at the urinal people
joe the typa guy to be "socially liberal, fiscally conservative"
What does that even mean???
Now make the bidding(unconfortable remix) please :D
Every member of tally hall are the type of people to be like
“*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.” When they see someone of the female gender
Img why did I actually imagine that
Omg why did I actually imagine that lmao
The self projecting at the end made this really funny X33
😭 project-ing
A Tally Hall x Lemon Demon collab would be the fabloo version of Passenger (Deftones x TOOL)
(Edit: practically)
I just NEED to make a comic out of that last bit
I just did lol
@@RatKid23let me see
@@project_letters it’s really badly drawn but I’ll show you
Imagine if a Tally sees this
They'll either feel seen or called out
0:50 whyed she have to called out like that/j
IM CRYINGGGGG WE NEED A SEQUEL LMAO THIS IS TOO FUNNY
All the Joe ones aren’t even assumptions, we have photo and video evidence of them.
We got photo evidence of scratching his arse in a line a Costco wholesale, him inhaling helium and saying "queef jerky" while making fun of what his friends eat and him crying in a bathroom about bluey?
The whole Bluey segment had my crying
Ross would be the type to watch Bluey
2:13 Bahamian Rap City reference
I FORGOT HE SAID SHALOM IN THAT SONG, THAT JUST MAKES IT BETTER
My friend is crushing on Joe 💀
Don't blame them. bro has a perm, is tall, has a jaw that can cut class and the voice of an angel
the bluey part is so well though out...
Last one was too real
Looking through your old videos, i have noticed you went throught a gacha phaze, i just privated my 400 gacha videos the other day 💀
Yep, I was unfortunately a gacha kid
@@project_letters I was too 😭
THIS IS SO REAL-
I have them all unlisted in a playlist 😔
3:42 but it’s for BABIES /j
😭 PRAT!
@@project_letters mwahahahahahahahhaha >:)))))))
Congrat on 11k
Thank you!!! ☺️
LEVEL OF FIFA?????? THATS UTTERLY DEPLORABLE
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE LESS ANNOYING AND I'LL CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR INTERESTS
Does Rob's order atleast contain a chicken mcnuggaht,,,,
It's the whole menu... 4 and a half times
@@TeeHeeTwinkleToes what about a chicken enchirito 🙏
QUEEF JERKY REF?!?!
I don't know that but sure
This is so funny 😂
i agree bluey is great!!!1!!1!
Bluey and Tally Hall fans 🔛🔝
Why is this so true
this is pretty accurate
I am assuming these assumptions are correct
You would be right
Amazing
0:55 rickshaw stop flashbacks
I assume you're referring to Zubin's emo hair because I definitely do not remember Joe scratching his ass during Rickshaw Stop
@@project_letters HELP DID I MESS UP THE TIME STAMP 😨
You stamped me saying "emo phase" and not the full sentence so it quickly changed over to Joe scratching his butt 😂 I was thinking "Did... Did Joe scratch his butt on stage during Rickshaw Stop" for like a second. The worst part is that it isn't exactly out of the realm of possibly
@@project_letters OHHH
If you’re reading this I want you to know that I was the first person to comment on this video 🔥
ur pfp
@@rasBrry it’s cool right
@@jpg_yk4 it’s beautiful
@@rasBrry Omg thank you!! 🫶🏼
@@jpg_yk4 yes truly beautiful
I completely agree with all of this
2:47 this isnt projection btw
Yeah totally... Everything from 2:23 onwards definitely isn't me project-ing 😳
1:00 pizza!
JOE IS JIM FROM FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER CONFIRMED 🤨🤨🤨
I should remake a scene from Friday Night Dinner with Tally Hall. There's enough members
@@project_letters Oh My God YESSSSSS AAAAAAAAA EEEEE
EVERONE watch Bluey, then watch Whitefall. It’s just as good as Bluey, if not better. Bluey vs. Whitefall, the battle has begun.
Bluey wins, case closed. I don't care how good white fall is, put aside your bias and opinions and look at the bigger picture. Bluey is known for being an all ages shown that entertains young kids puts older people/adults to tears. The music is well made, the scripts are often flawless and the animation is the most impressive stuff I have ever seen. The series is well thought out with foreshadowing and use of show not tell (rain is a completely silent episode which is something the majority of kids shows couldn't dream of pulling off). It teaches lessons to both adults and children at the same time and still makes for entertainment that's often extremely well made in under 7 minutes (the sign being the exception and that was a 28 minute special the whole show has been building up to). It tackles super difficult topics with care and deliver them so well. It's worst episodes tend to either be average children's TV because they're early episodes (though even early episodes like keepy uppy have an amazing OST) or what would be the best episodes of any other kids show. You can't look the sign and Sleepytime in the eyes and tell me that anything can remotely compare to the charm and perfection of bluey. White fall might have a good story and/or great animation but it will never be as good as bluey /nm
@@project_letters I’m sorry, I was just joking, I see now that Bluey was made to show real world problems and how the characters deal with said problems, but Whitefall is just a show that I like. Again, I am sorry, I will be more considerate next time.
No worries about anything! Sorry if I came off as harsh or forceful, that wasn't my intention :) I'm also sure white fall is good, I'll get to watching it soon
@@project_letters It’s alright! I understand being very passionate about something like that lol.
What about Bora?
What does ybtfc mean
There's a video on my channel that will give you the answer, go watch it
Ah ok
You have no idea what I'm waffling about, do you 😂 gotta hand it to you it's really nice that you've still stuck with my channel since my gacha phase 👍
@@project_letters yeah, cause we're friends :>
real
Heyyyy!!!!! Don't make assumptions 😡
What if they're correct?
@@project_letters it's still rude!