My favorite part of the lil yachty thing is his realization “I thought squidward played the cello, he don’t.” Like aww shit man he’s getting it “that’s a flute.” Nevermind.
I think Squidward did have a cello in one of the episodes, but it was spongebob attempting to play it, then smashing it because of his anger at Patrick.
"Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts" is from 'The Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang and it's a joke song, it's supposed to be bad and not serious at all.
Honorable mention to Hot Chelle Rae’s “Tonight Tonight” for the throwaway line, “Even the white kids!” as if the song was made for literally any other demographic.
Everyone hates that song because it's so lame. But I've always had the feeling it knows how corny it is and just willingly becomes a parody of itself. It's one of my favorite songs; no joke.
Why is Blank Space used for Taylor Swift instead of "I scratch your head, you fall asleep. Like a tattooed golden retriever" or "Hey kids, spelling is fun!"
i think a lot of Taylor Swift lyrics can be epitomized by that Blank Space lyric, though. they all broach that "Really Close To A Banger." territory. which unfortunately often walks into "Tattooed Golden Retriever" territory.
Spelling is fun was a great line until she backed off it. The way she delivered it with her whole chest and sheer confidence just to take it off the album version because of backlash is just sad.
Someone called out that garbage line in Hey Soul Sister, but ignored a couple of absolute gems in Drive By (also by Train): “just a shy guy looking for a two-ply/Hefty bag to hold my-y-y-y-y-y-y love” “my love for you went viral” “they don’t like it, sue me/mmmm the way you do me”… I’m convinced the dude from Train never re-read anything he wrote
i always assumed "hefty bag" was referring to it literally being hefty and tough, like he's got so much love to give that he needs the strongest one there is. only just found out last month that hefty is a garbage bag brand 😭
I don’t know if Father Stretch My Hands is gonna get mentioned, but that is one of the worst examples of “hey I’m vibing to this oh my God why the hell did he say that this just ruined the song”
My favourite genius lyric annotation is on the song "life" by Yumi. The line "saline in my blue eyes" is annotated with "Yumi does not have blue eyes." This cracks me up every time I see it 🤣
My favorite is from One Eyed Jacks by The Mechanisms where the line "Here at One Eyed Jack's, we only play with 52 cards, no jokers, but suicide kings are wild" is annotated with "This is literally the most common set of cards. “We only play with 52 cards” stfu jack you ain’t special."
8:00 As a guy whose native language is not english, up until this moment i thought that a cello is a bagpipe (literally just had to look up the latter word). Because it's what it sounded like on my old casio synthesizer.
The fact that even if it’s a sample from Lotus Juice, it’s still just…like who wrote those lyrics? Who looked at those and thought those would rhyme well?
to be perfectly honest only 3oh!3 song i’ve ever listened to and i appreciate that lyric for what it is but i can’t ever think about it because it’s just TOO much
Mentioning Taylor Swift lyrics and not bringing up the "sexy baby" line from Anti Hero was surprising. I think the line from Blank Space is fine but the line from Anti Hero is so strange.
So uncomfortable!! And she slant rhymes it with “city” so it’s not even like it had to be “baby”. “Lady” would’ve been no weird vibes and MORE of a rhyme!!
Doesn't she mean that everybody is young and beautiful and sexualized and she feels like an old monster I don't know a lot about her but that's what I got from that line Hell I feel a little like that at 26. Feels like everybody younger than me has perfect skin and knows how to do flawless makeup, makes me feel kinda ugly and awkward and weird
@@sorrelbee113that is exactly what she means. The first thought I had when I heard it was Annie from Community being sexy-cute Santa (? I haven't watched the episode in ages) and she just starts descending into gibberish while trying to be all cute and sexy and coy. It's the sexy-cute thing that's really popular now with all the young women and girls being so young and making themselves look younger and cute and also being sexy and seductive. I'm nearly 30 and I don't go on tiktok or anything but I definitely feel it. I feel very old on the internet sometimes, especially as a woman who has things like grey hair and no botox. I understand where she's coming from with that lyric. And even though I'm short, my mum is about the same height as Taylor Swift and she has told me about how she was bullied for being so tall and it made her feel insecure about her height when she was younger, so I understand secondhand from that point of view too. I don't think it's the best way she could have phrased it, but it resonates with a lot of people so it's not just nonsense
"Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby" is a weird line. "And I cry like a baby coming home from the bar" makes me think of a literal drunk infant being carried out of a bar. Maybe Taylor Swift should just not use the word "baby" anymore.
Worst line I’ve heard recently was Kanye’s line in “Carnival”. “Got my kids in the fake school, we ain’t.” And the chorus starts. He doesn’t finish his sentence, he just ends it.
Drowing by Boogie Wit Da Hoodie has the lyric "Im the shit im fartin, i dont know how to potty", my friend and i could not breathe after hearing it for the first time
I can't remember many bad lyrical lines, but here are two of my favorite silly lines from Metallica. 1. "I'm madly at anger with you." When I first heard this line, I had to giggle. It's such a corny line that slaps a smirk on your face. I love how it's so blunt and feels so grammatically incorrect. Like, why say at instead of in? 2. "Just a rhyme without a reason." Before I decided to actually let my brain digest each lyric of Master of Puppets, I kinda always assumed this line had that metaphorical grip on how drugs are so controlling of people's lives, but nope! This lyric is exactly what it means, and I find it so funny everytime I hear it. James Hetfield didn't know a good rhyme for "now your life is out of season," and so he just slapped a random rhyme in to fit.
At work they play a lot of terrible songs, but one of the worst I’ve ever heard includes the chorus: “she's a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in her head”, and I can’t believe a real human being somewhere out there wrote that
Finally, someone who also has the same view of "hey soul sister". Such a weird and like slight racist song that seems to fly over literally everyone's head
@@kioro4221 hes a white guy saying that he does things that a stereotypical black guy would do to get a girl. if he wasnt he'd probably say something like "im so handsome im so cool" to the "soul sister". it isnt the most racist shit but its in really bad taste. edit: thats what ive heard. i dont really think its supposed to be racist either but it can definitely be interpreted that way. love yall, i didnt mean to cause discourse
@@jonathant.6382 I am almost embarrassed to admit this but I discovered them through the Power Rangers Ninja Storm soundtrack in like 2012 and proceeded to manually rip every single song they had off UA-cam to put in my iTunes xD And then when I had my emo phase in high school, it was Relient K that I had my teen anguish to! My friends showed me things like MCR and FOB and at the time they just felt way too aggressive for me... My soft scared lil sixteen year old self could only handle light Jesus rock even while at peak angst. I clown on Life After Death but I know it word for word. Sahara still goes hard AF. Apathetic Way To Be? I think they got a little confused at the end there about the definition of the word is but they got it most of the way and I relate for sure. Elephant Parade? Are you Kidding me? This one is Still on my angry playlist. Hahahaha
I saw a dubstep video with very little actual vocal sounds, but the electronic sounds and even the beat were still given lyrics like: fwu papapapapa paparappa pwowww
Katy Perry’s got a LOT of weird/terrible lyrics “You think that I am fragile like a fabergé” -Hey Hey Hey “Getting our nails did all Japanese-y” -This Is How We Do “Your words are like Chinese water torture” -Deja Vu You’re about as cute as an old coupon expired” -Swish Swish Literally the whole song “Peacock”
"Put Moly up in her champagne, she'n'een'oe. I took her home and enjoyed that, she'n'een'oe. " - Rick Ross. I will never let him live that line down, and I encourage everyone else to do the same.
What Does The Fox Say's lyrics are particularly bad because the guy bought a ready-to-go high quality instrumental and just dumped horrible meme lyrics onto it.
There's this one punk band in the Czech Republic called Tři Sestry (Three Sisters) and they have pretty good music, but some of the most stupid lyrics and vocals, so it makes me kinda embarassed to be showing someone a really good song which is unfortunately singing about boobs
That’s me with Rammstein. When put together, all of their songs are fucking bangers. But translated, their lyrics read like a 3rd grade writing report. It’s music made specifically for monolingual Americans.
@@cornfield2120As someone raised speaking German, Rammstein’s music being for “monolingual Americans” is so perfectly put, LOL. Still love their music though.
The Bad Touch by bloodhound gang is entirely sexual lyrics, and that's the point. Put your hand down my pants is immediately followed by reference to Siskel and Ebert, the film critics. It is not a serious song. Like What does the fox say, you aren't supposed to think hard about it.
I was probably the only one excited for The Chainsmokers' first album but hated it the moment it came out. Apart from their Coldplay collab, I haven't really listened to that album since. The only thing about the album I remember is how it had the strangest, cringy, and straight-up terrible lyric that topped my worst lyrics of the 2010s list: "She wants to break up every night / Then tries to fuck me back to life". I mean, it's such a gross line, right? And what's weirder is that it isn't even their most explicit song on the album!
Thank you for agreeing that the lyrics on that Hypochondriac album aren’t that good. Like, I criticized the lyrics but people accused me of just parroting Fantano’s opinion. Bruh, I get it that their standards for lyrics aren’t that high, but c’mon. The production is insane and his vocals are stellar, but if you’re someone over 21, you might find the lyrics to be cringy as heck. My god the lyrics on that album is “I’m 14 and this is deep” “I was tryna make a living. Well I did, and now I don’t wanna live at all” 🙄🙄
Same problem with Kanye's Back to me. I loved the song first because of the awesome beat and rythm, but when i discovered the lyrics, i decided to delete that song from my liked songs
Another recommendation from "Wish" is the entirety of "I'm a Star". The entire song looks like it was run through a paraphraser. Tons of words that could have been replaced by better ones that would have actually worked. Like replace "here I are" with "here we are", or "eloquent dancers" to "elegant dancers"
I know someone didn't really send you a bad touch lyric. That's just a fun, immature, joke song. Just like most of their songs. Still enjoy some of their songs time to time.
What a Time To Be Alive by Fall Out Boy is the only one in recent memory for which the lyrics alone were a total dealbreaker for my enjoyment of the song. And like, Hey Soul Sister is an unironic guilty pleasure song of mine, that's how high my tolerance for bad lyrics is, so that's saying something.
Train really loves to just randomly throw some of worst lyrics ever created into his mostly alright songs “I love eco sandals on you.” Mermaid “Fell and no one caught her.” 50 ways to say goodbye “When you move me, everything is groovy They don't like it, sue me Mmm, the way you do me” Drive by And ofc he made Play That Song to the exact theme of Heart and Soul and starts with “Hey, Mr. DJ, when you gonna spin it?” Sounds soooooo fucking dumb 💀💀💀💀 Again, most of their songs are p good, but OOF does he ever like to throw a stink bomb when you aren’t expecting it 💀
I Prevail fixed the lyric in Blank Space in their cover when they said "I can make the good girls bad for a weekend," it makes a lot more sense that way.
Unfortunately. Punk is a genre that exists and there are some bands with incredible lyricists being held down by a band that couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket. And those bands got popular and now people are doing it on purpose to mimic them.
Around half these lyrics I've actually heard before are very good to me. The lyrics don't have to create a sensical narrative, they just have to flow together and invoke enough ideas adequately enough to create associations. I use music as a way to guide my thoughts more so than an analysis exercise or emotional experience.
the fall out boy cover of beat it (michael jackson) is pretty rough… i don’t even think they change any of the lyrics they just make it weirdly s*xual???
Burning Man's Soul - Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet And if there's too many heads in my blunt, I won't spark it, I'll put it in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel. Until everyone's gone and it's cool Then I spark it up with my brother. My mom calls him Mo, but I call him Mo' Lover. And he's more than a cover, he's a quilt. We're putting crap together like the house that John built. On the hill, cus this crap's gonna feel like velvet, Turtle My style feels tighter than a girdle. If ya hate it, then you can just leave it, like Beaver. But in a day or two I'll make you a true believer in me Because like the alphabet you'll "C" That 'Ism kicks a rhyme, not your everyday soliloquy. Like chef Boyardee, my rhyme is truly cookin' Peace to Matty Rich cause he's straight out of Brooklyn, New York. I don't eat Pork or Swine when I dine, I drink a cup of kool-aid not a big glass of wine, Or a Henn, a Heine, if you have time, I'll drop rhyme, again.
"Reach for the stars, and if you dont grab them at least youll be on top of the world" is a decent lyric from pitbull if we ignore that after he talks about falling on top of a woman
the only thing worse than Boing Boing is that glee did a cover of that song so you have to hear matthew morrison say Boing Boing among other criminal lyrics
I think the lyrics that took me out of a song the most was "I will tickle you internally" from ghosts "Mary on a cross". I will never forget the first time hearing it and being like surely that's not the actual lyric, then spending about 20 minutes thinking surely they don't mean it like that. They sure as hell did mean it like that.
NO! the lyric is “so why you wanna link? / i’d rather finger f*ck strings” and then two lyrics later it goes “no, i don’t wanna be intimate / you want me playin’ you like an instrument” it’s literally just that he plays guitar, he plays guitar well, he’d rather play his guitar than hookup, playing his guitar (to him) is equivalent to hooking up, that the way he plays his guitar is attractive to others, and that others wish he’d play with them-but he only cares about the guitar. (also, “link” is a reoccurring figure in the album-as in link zelda legend of zelda-with more specific references to ocarina of time and the minish cap… i’m not too sure WHAT it’s playing on, but it IS wordplay!)
THANK YOU! BRAKENCE DEFENDERS UNITE I hate when people dunk on “like the ring is Elden” too because it is also word play. he says he’s fighting for his will… the lore of Elden Ring begins with a god named “The Greater Will” people are always like “oh haha hard thing like hard game” like NO! he is referencing the story of the game! to make a bar!
I will listen to a song and know the words but not recognize that they are actually things in said song. Then I focus on the words and realize what the song is about
I know nobody's gonna know what this is, but... "I suppose you're quite content in your swimming pool" "You're only six inches away from becoming one" -Tally Hall Look, I love Be Born. It's my favorite Tally Hall song. But some of the lyrics are a little... gross. The whole thing is about a father telling his unborn child to, well, be born. But the way he compares the womb to a swimming pool and the whole six inches away thing are kinda weird lyrics in an otherwise sweet song.
Hah I love be born as well I thought it was weird the first time I heard it but I thought that for all Tally Hall songs so it wasn’t particularly special. I think I just got used to it over time tho.
I like the way you describe music listeners. I’m mostly a lyric listener. Most of my favorite songs have awful music but the lyrics feel like a dagger straight through the heart. But I do like the occasional bad lyric
“I wish I was in the 1830s without all the racists” deserves a mention lol
No one's racist back then, they all took initiative
@@NOBLESIX-UNSC BRO IS ONTO NOTHING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@@Meeshilin_Man I mean, why be racist when you can just own them?
@@NOBLESIX-UNSC
1) not how that's works
2) obvious bad attempt at dark humor
@@Meeshilin_Man sorry my humor is kinda hit or miss
Yummy had to be satire, there was no way bro was vibing to “yea you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yum” in the studio
i dont think they know what satire is
"Yummy" isn't satire, dude. Nobody would *try* to cheat their way to a #1 hit for a satirical song! 😆
You're an ooey gooey yummy wummy tasty little snack
i would hope so, considering he posted pictures of "yummy" babies on his insta to promote that song🤢
The reason Yummy was hated was because it pushed so hard
I'm sorry, but him reading the "what does the fox say" lyrics so deadpan was unbelivably funny
No need to apologize
You will be.
My favorite part of the lil yachty thing is his realization “I thought squidward played the cello, he don’t.” Like aww shit man he’s getting it “that’s a flute.” Nevermind.
Yachty a sweetheart ong 😂
His music is not my vibe but he totally is 😂😂
His reaction was kinda adorable tbh
I think Squidward did have a cello in one of the episodes, but it was spongebob attempting to play it, then smashing it because of his anger at Patrick.
"Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts" is from 'The Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang and it's a joke song, it's supposed to be bad and not serious at all.
Yeah the bloodhound gang wanted to make shitty lyrics and that line is actually pretty smart tbf
you and me baby aint nothing but mammals 🎶
@@ronan-outoftime so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Honestly, the Bad Touch's lyrics are clever, just in general bad things to say.
Real af
Is no one gonna say anything about lil yachty calling the clarinet a cello, and then calling it a flute instead 💀
it was so funny
The funniest part is that he thought that’s what it was called because of Squidward lol
The guy put it in the verdict text afterwards (sorry I'm new, I don't know his name)
Well.... at least a flute is Closer to what a clarinet is than cello lmfao
@bnashee Aww, you are FAR too kind 😅💗
Honorable mention to Hot Chelle Rae’s “Tonight Tonight” for the throwaway line, “Even the white kids!” as if the song was made for literally any other demographic.
That one was one that ALWAYS stuck out as dogshit, even when I was a kid I was sitting there like “I know the whitest sounding singer ain’t talking”
Omg yes lmao wtf is that supposed even mean
That was funny. He didn’t just sound white, he was in a band of white men and was white
Crazy because the demographic for that song wasn’t even for white people. It was for white white people.
Everyone hates that song because it's so lame. But I've always had the feeling it knows how corny it is and just willingly becomes a parody of itself. It's one of my favorite songs; no joke.
Why is Blank Space used for Taylor Swift instead of "I scratch your head, you fall asleep. Like a tattooed golden retriever" or "Hey kids, spelling is fun!"
i think a lot of Taylor Swift lyrics can be epitomized by that Blank Space lyric, though. they all broach that "Really Close To A Banger." territory. which unfortunately often walks into "Tattooed Golden Retriever" territory.
Spelling is fun was a great line until she backed off it. The way she delivered it with her whole chest and sheer confidence just to take it off the album version because of backlash is just sad.
Lol. "Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto" is another classic.
@@grayw00f That one's actually just good (she was intentionally using humor for a lot of her newest album, but not the golden retriever line)
@@craigmoon2121 then we have very different definitions of good. To each their own.
I think the T Swift lyric implies she can turn a “bad boy” obedient
goddamn if this were a good lyrics competition-
“I try to see the glass as half-full, but I’d probably just drink that too”
Will Wood moment
Oh heavens! Will Wood
The" snap crackle pop of the Geiger" line in suburbia overture is genius
@@air8536 oh my god i just looked at it
"my face was shattered like a stain glass window
Jesus in pieces and I'm still picking up my molars and putt'n 'em back in my face"
Someone called out that garbage line in Hey Soul Sister, but ignored a couple of absolute gems in Drive By (also by Train): “just a shy guy looking for a two-ply/Hefty bag to hold my-y-y-y-y-y-y love” “my love for you went viral” “they don’t like it, sue me/mmmm the way you do me”… I’m convinced the dude from Train never re-read anything he wrote
the only human who has heard a second train song
That and the one song where he just describes a lot of ways his ex girlfriend died so he dosent have to admit they broke up
@@Eyepainzzz damn it I've heard that one in my coworker's playlist but didnt know it was train
i always assumed "hefty bag" was referring to it literally being hefty and tough, like he's got so much love to give that he needs the strongest one there is. only just found out last month that hefty is a garbage bag brand 😭
@@Eyepainzzzgod that song is awful
I don’t know if Father Stretch My Hands is gonna get mentioned, but that is one of the worst examples of “hey I’m vibing to this oh my God why the hell did he say that this just ruined the song”
Nah bro, that line is classic. Best part of the song.
thats my fav song of all time including that lyric
What is it?
@@msjkramey this is the one 😂
“Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an asshole”
@@msjkrameysomething about a bleached asshole
At the mention of yummy I had to go rewatch Danny Gonzalez’s version
We still don’t know what law that horse broke
@@s4ltenj0y3r Probably for the best
@s4ltenj0y3r all we know is, he's on the run from the police, and we don't want that crazy horse to hurt us please, begging on our knees, baby,
That video is to this day my only context for the real song… still don’t know what it actually sounds like.
@@RisingSunfish same here
why is the URL of this video calling me a slur
yeah 💀
Lmao
Ok British pork meatballs
Uhh I’m not a cigarette
Cause it's based
My favourite genius lyric annotation is on the song "life" by Yumi. The line "saline in my blue eyes" is annotated with "Yumi does not have blue eyes." This cracks me up every time I see it 🤣
On genius, the song “stealing society” - soad has this weird image annotated to serj’s name in the first verse. It’s hilarious!
My favorite is from One Eyed Jacks by The Mechanisms where the line "Here at One Eyed Jack's, we only play with 52 cards, no jokers, but suicide kings are wild" is annotated with "This is literally the most common set of cards. “We only play with 52 cards” stfu jack you ain’t special."
@@DRGPlarp SYSTEM OF A DOWN MENTIONED!!!!
@@DRGPlarp Dawg what Serj doing? I saw the image and it's hilarious!
@@Toenail_VR The Rolling Giant
8:00 As a guy whose native language is not english, up until this moment i thought that a cello is a bagpipe (literally just had to look up the latter word). Because it's what it sounded like on my old casio synthesizer.
😂
"I'm in the house like carpet, and if there's too many heads on my blunt I won't spark it."
The fact that even if it’s a sample from Lotus Juice, it’s still just…like who wrote those lyrics? Who looked at those and thought those would rhyme well?
I'll put in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel ⛽🔥
Ok but "in the house like carpet" has become meme for me and my friends
Is it the house John built tho
"like Velvet... turtle
"You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him" has to be the corniest line ever written
Nah that shit go hard.
to be perfectly honest only 3oh!3 song i’ve ever listened to and i appreciate that lyric for what it is but i can’t ever think about it because it’s just TOO much
That's the early 2000s for ya
@Jack-px8lf Exactly I blame Eminem for cringey millennials
Ahh… before vegetarians got annoying af.
Mentioning Taylor Swift lyrics and not bringing up the "sexy baby" line from Anti Hero was surprising.
I think the line from Blank Space is fine but the line from Anti Hero is so strange.
So uncomfortable!! And she slant rhymes it with “city” so it’s not even like it had to be “baby”. “Lady” would’ve been no weird vibes and MORE of a rhyme!!
Doesn't she mean that everybody is young and beautiful and sexualized and she feels like an old monster
I don't know a lot about her but that's what I got from that line
Hell I feel a little like that at 26. Feels like everybody younger than me has perfect skin and knows how to do flawless makeup, makes me feel kinda ugly and awkward and weird
@@sorrelbee113that is exactly what she means. The first thought I had when I heard it was Annie from Community being sexy-cute Santa (? I haven't watched the episode in ages) and she just starts descending into gibberish while trying to be all cute and sexy and coy. It's the sexy-cute thing that's really popular now with all the young women and girls being so young and making themselves look younger and cute and also being sexy and seductive. I'm nearly 30 and I don't go on tiktok or anything but I definitely feel it. I feel very old on the internet sometimes, especially as a woman who has things like grey hair and no botox. I understand where she's coming from with that lyric. And even though I'm short, my mum is about the same height as Taylor Swift and she has told me about how she was bullied for being so tall and it made her feel insecure about her height when she was younger, so I understand secondhand from that point of view too. I don't think it's the best way she could have phrased it, but it resonates with a lot of people so it's not just nonsense
"Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby" is a weird line. "And I cry like a baby coming home from the bar" makes me think of a literal drunk infant being carried out of a bar. Maybe Taylor Swift should just not use the word "baby" anymore.
She hasn’t had a good release since 1989 and that’s being generous.
Worst line I’ve heard recently was Kanye’s line in “Carnival”. “Got my kids in the fake school, we ain’t.” And the chorus starts. He doesn’t finish his sentence, he just ends it.
in the original version it goes like “we ain’t JEWISH” 💀💀💀
his typical antisemitism 😭
"i thought Squidward played the cello. That's a flute!" that's a clarinet lmao i love it
Drowing by Boogie Wit Da Hoodie has the lyric "Im the shit im fartin, i dont know how to potty", my friend and i could not breathe after hearing it for the first time
Love the "Dale" after Pitbull lyrics
thank u for ignoring the mispell
brakence lyrics are so funny one line will be wonderful and relatable and the next one is an elden ring bar
But musically some of those songs are frikin bangers
lmaoo fr
“Touch me while your boys play grand theft auto.” is the worst
“You tried to play nice,
everybody just took advantage
You left your fridge open,
somebody just a took a sandwich” -Kanye 😂
Lyrics are so deep /j
That’s a good line tho?
I can't remember many bad lyrical lines, but here are two of my favorite silly lines from Metallica.
1. "I'm madly at anger with you." When I first heard this line, I had to giggle. It's such a corny line that slaps a smirk on your face. I love how it's so blunt and feels so grammatically incorrect. Like, why say at instead of in?
2. "Just a rhyme without a reason." Before I decided to actually let my brain digest each lyric of Master of Puppets, I kinda always assumed this line had that metaphorical grip on how drugs are so controlling of people's lives, but nope! This lyric is exactly what it means, and I find it so funny everytime I hear it. James Hetfield didn't know a good rhyme for "now your life is out of season," and so he just slapped a random rhyme in to fit.
How does “madly in anger with you” make anymore sense than “at”??
MY LIFESTYLE
DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE
@@ghoultoothbecause it at least makes it more clear it’s playing off the phrase “i’m madly in love with you” i would assume
Calling Soul Sister 'weird' is a deep insult to anything weird. I would really appreciate a mean insult like "F this stupid trash song"
At work they play a lot of terrible songs, but one of the worst I’ve ever heard includes the chorus: “she's a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in her head”, and I can’t believe a real human being somewhere out there wrote that
Finally, someone who also has the same view of "hey soul sister". Such a weird and like slight racist song that seems to fly over literally everyone's head
theres a great video by pat finnerty about hey soul sister that you should watch
Wtf is racist about it
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@@kioro4221 hes a white guy saying that he does things that a stereotypical black guy would do to get a girl. if he wasnt he'd probably say something like "im so handsome im so cool" to the "soul sister". it isnt the most racist shit but its in really bad taste.
edit: thats what ive heard. i dont really think its supposed to be racist either but it can definitely be interpreted that way. love yall, i didnt mean to cause discourse
@@heatheretaithaha in this case it is the listener that is associating being gangster and a thug with being black, not the lyricist
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel...
How on earth do u not know this banger???
fucking classic!
I so badly want to dislike that lyric but it kinda goes absolutely crazy
@@equally.marketable just embrace it my guy
@@equally.marketableit’s the rhythm I think it’s just so funky
That song was all over German radio in the early 2000s
“What’s next, what’s next, what’s n-x-e-t?!” Will never be forgotten.
The amount of funny Kanye lyrics you could’ve used is amazing
That url is definitely one of the urls of all time.
"Every breath that I inhale is followed by exhaling" -Relient K, Life After Death & Taxes
Damn I thought I was the only one on earth who knew about relient k
@@jonathant.6382 I am almost embarrassed to admit this but I discovered them through the Power Rangers Ninja Storm soundtrack in like 2012 and proceeded to manually rip every single song they had off UA-cam to put in my iTunes xD And then when I had my emo phase in high school, it was Relient K that I had my teen anguish to! My friends showed me things like MCR and FOB and at the time they just felt way too aggressive for me... My soft scared lil sixteen year old self could only handle light Jesus rock even while at peak angst. I clown on Life After Death but I know it word for word. Sahara still goes hard AF. Apathetic Way To Be? I think they got a little confused at the end there about the definition of the word is but they got it most of the way and I relate for sure. Elephant Parade? Are you Kidding me? This one is Still on my angry playlist. Hahahaha
Theres a brazilian music that says "tava na França, bebendo numa praia em Dubai" (i was on France, drinking on a beach in Dubai)
I saw a dubstep video with very little actual vocal sounds, but the electronic sounds and even the beat were still given lyrics like: fwu papapapapa paparappa pwowww
Katy Perry’s got a LOT of weird/terrible lyrics
“You think that I am fragile like a fabergé” -Hey Hey Hey
“Getting our nails did all Japanese-y” -This Is How We Do
“Your words are like Chinese water torture” -Deja Vu
You’re about as cute as an old coupon expired” -Swish Swish
Literally the whole song “Peacock”
I mean, "cello" can be flipped to "oboe" and still fit the syllabic and rhyme structure and make the line make sense
"Put Moly up in her champagne, she'n'een'oe. I took her home and enjoyed that, she'n'een'oe. " - Rick Ross.
I will never let him live that line down, and I encourage everyone else to do the same.
It's so rare to find a weird lyric list without rickyboy making an appearance
What Does The Fox Say's lyrics are particularly bad because the guy bought a ready-to-go high quality instrumental and just dumped horrible meme lyrics onto it.
The cello one is amazing but also so innocent. Everyone has blind spots.
But man, I would have at least looked it up quickly to make sure.
Blank Space is an absolute banger but its lyrics are almost incomprehensible
Absolutely
how so? The lyrics seem perfectly cogent to me as a lighthearted satire on how many exes she's had
idk man Mudvayne's
"DIG
BURY ME
WATER ME
EVERYTHING THAT I AM!" is simultaneously really dumb and absolutely genius
Hate to be that person but it actually goes “Dig, Bury Me, Underneath everything that I am” lol
@@AxelTheAussie Frick
Came from TikTok and love your editing style! Underrated af
ayy i appreciate it!
i forever think about "in the house like carpet" from the song burning men's soul
You could put any of the lyrics in this video
There's this one punk band in the Czech Republic called Tři Sestry (Three Sisters) and they have pretty good music, but some of the most stupid lyrics and vocals, so it makes me kinda embarassed to be showing someone a really good song which is unfortunately singing about boobs
That’s me with Rammstein. When put together, all of their songs are fucking bangers. But translated, their lyrics read like a 3rd grade writing report. It’s music made specifically for monolingual Americans.
@@cornfield2120 Dicke Titten type shit
@@cornfield2120As someone raised speaking German, Rammstein’s music being for “monolingual Americans” is so perfectly put, LOL. Still love their music though.
11:20 well the album is about being bipolar so it makes sense that it sticks out and is out of the blue.
touch me while your bros play grand theft auto
“Never let me slip, cause if I slip then I’m slipping” Dre with the wtf bars
What does the fox say is stupid because it says yip. It fucking yips. It doesn't sound like the Annoying Orange's imitation of an iPhone alarm.
“That’s a flute” close it’s a clarinet
I'll be honest, I'm shocked to see a "worst lyrics" video without a single mention of a Lenny Kravitz song
"Drinking screwdrivers at the hardware store" -ecco
My vote would go to "WHO ARE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE" my gf was not spitting 🤦♂️
3:18 It semlls like gas,i think somebody farted would have been way better,cause poop is either solid or liquid,when a fart is a gas
The Bad Touch by bloodhound gang is entirely sexual lyrics, and that's the point.
Put your hand down my pants is immediately followed by reference to Siskel and Ebert, the film critics. It is not a serious song. Like What does the fox say, you aren't supposed to think hard about it.
Yeah. What Does the Fox Say is just a song full of silly sounds.
"wow, these lyrics are pretty bad, these surely couldnt get any worse"
Tyler, the Creator with Goblin: "allow me to kill-I mean introduce myself"
When my brother 1st heard the "poopity scoop" song, he was laughing soooo hard. He was on the floor & everything
I was probably the only one excited for The Chainsmokers' first album but hated it the moment it came out. Apart from their Coldplay collab, I haven't really listened to that album since. The only thing about the album I remember is how it had the strangest, cringy, and straight-up terrible lyric that topped my worst lyrics of the 2010s list: "She wants to break up every night / Then tries to fuck me back to life". I mean, it's such a gross line, right? And what's weirder is that it isn't even their most explicit song on the album!
Thank you for agreeing that the lyrics on that Hypochondriac album aren’t that good. Like, I criticized the lyrics but people accused me of just parroting Fantano’s opinion. Bruh, I get it that their standards for lyrics aren’t that high, but c’mon. The production is insane and his vocals are stellar, but if you’re someone over 21, you might find the lyrics to be cringy as heck. My god the lyrics on that album is “I’m 14 and this is deep”
“I was tryna make a living. Well I did, and now I don’t wanna live at all” 🙄🙄
i love brakence and honestly yeah this is true
Hypochondriac is the ultimate example of awesome album, bad lyrics
the one I can't handle on hypochondriac is "you can't fix me now, I'm too broken" like please..... I love the sound of that album but..
“You left your fridge open, somebody took a sandwich,” Is my favorite Kanye bar
4:12 the literal old fart cap says otherwise
“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle, touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto” -Taylor Swift
Same problem with Kanye's Back to me. I loved the song first because of the awesome beat and rythm, but when i discovered the lyrics, i decided to delete that song from my liked songs
yeahhh alot of that album had that effect
Another recommendation from "Wish" is the entirety of "I'm a Star". The entire song looks like it was run through a paraphraser. Tons of words that could have been replaced by better ones that would have actually worked.
Like replace "here I are" with "here we are", or "eloquent dancers" to "elegant dancers"
I know someone didn't really send you a bad touch lyric. That's just a fun, immature, joke song. Just like most of their songs. Still enjoy some of their songs time to time.
Sepultura's older albums are pretty hilarious but they had to translate everything to English using a physical dictionary as none of them knew English
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What a Time To Be Alive by Fall Out Boy is the only one in recent memory for which the lyrics alone were a total dealbreaker for my enjoyment of the song. And like, Hey Soul Sister is an unironic guilty pleasure song of mine, that's how high my tolerance for bad lyrics is, so that's saying something.
that brakence lyric being in this video surprised the hell out of me 'cause that's, like, my favourite line in the whole song lmao
RIGHT
I appreciate kanyes goofy ass lyrics. Skooptity poop, wooptity scoop really touched my soul
Train really loves to just randomly throw some of worst lyrics ever created into his mostly alright songs
“I love eco sandals on you.” Mermaid
“Fell and no one caught her.” 50 ways to say goodbye
“When you move me, everything is groovy
They don't like it, sue me
Mmm, the way you do me” Drive by
And ofc he made Play That Song to the exact theme of Heart and Soul and starts with “Hey, Mr. DJ, when you gonna spin it?” Sounds soooooo fucking dumb 💀💀💀💀
Again, most of their songs are p good, but OOF does he ever like to throw a stink bomb when you aren’t expecting it 💀
I Prevail fixed the lyric in Blank Space in their cover when they said "I can make the good girls bad for a weekend," it makes a lot more sense that way.
Maybe in the Calvin Harris one he means that the two of them are under the forcefield together?? Or maybe I'm trying too hard to make sense of it
Every line in Friday by Rebecca Black is terrible, particularly, "Tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards," and Patrice Wilson's entire part.
1:25 I would say he’s another kinda ‘Certified’ something….
Certified Pedo Boy
“Im fucked up I thought squidward played cello”
Great quote
I refuse to believe that there are people who listen to music only for the lyrics without caring about the actual fucking song
Unfortunately. Punk is a genre that exists and there are some bands with incredible lyricists being held down by a band that couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
And those bands got popular and now people are doing it on purpose to mimic them.
2:18 there is in fact a good song with this melody with actual words being said named “The only house that’s not on fire yet”
Just came from the related hivemind video and I'm shocked you didn't have the one where the rapper brags about trying to get his 1-year-old some head.
wait was my vid recommended after hivemind?? wow i’ve made it
Around half these lyrics I've actually heard before are very good to me. The lyrics don't have to create a sensical narrative, they just have to flow together and invoke enough ideas adequately enough to create associations. I use music as a way to guide my thoughts more so than an analysis exercise or emotional experience.
the fall out boy cover of beat it (michael jackson) is pretty rough… i don’t even think they change any of the lyrics they just make it weirdly s*xual???
No mention of fivio "Ice cream (Ice cream), scooping (Baow)
Shittin' (Shittin'), poopin'
Huh, shittin', huh, poopin' "?
Burning Man's Soul -
Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet
And if there's too many heads in my blunt, I won't spark it,
I'll put it in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel.
Until everyone's gone and it's cool
Then I spark it up with my brother.
My mom calls him Mo, but I call him Mo' Lover.
And he's more than a cover, he's a quilt.
We're putting crap together like the house that John built.
On the hill, cus this crap's gonna feel like velvet,
Turtle
My style feels tighter than a girdle.
If ya hate it, then you can just leave it, like Beaver.
But in a day or two I'll make you a true believer in me
Because like the alphabet you'll "C"
That 'Ism kicks a rhyme, not your everyday soliloquy.
Like chef Boyardee, my rhyme is truly cookin'
Peace to Matty Rich cause he's straight out of Brooklyn, New York.
I don't eat Pork or Swine when I dine,
I drink a cup of kool-aid not a big glass of wine,
Or a Henn, a Heine, if you have time, I'll drop rhyme, again.
"Reach for the stars, and if you dont grab them at least youll be on top of the world" is a decent lyric from pitbull if we ignore that after he talks about falling on top of a woman
I have one! Lives are lost, but at what cost? Band: Sabaton, Song: Long live the king. It's weird because Sabaton's lyrics are usually really good.
"Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts" is about as Bloodhound Gang as lyrics can get
the only thing worse than Boing Boing is that glee did a cover of that song so you have to hear matthew morrison say Boing Boing among other criminal lyrics
Cocky want boing boing
“She got a big booty so I call her big booty”
2 chainz most goated bar. It’s both terrible and hilarious
Bloodhound gang has to be cheating.
agreed, bloodhound gang is fire regardless
I think the lyrics that took me out of a song the most was "I will tickle you internally" from ghosts "Mary on a cross". I will never forget the first time hearing it and being like surely that's not the actual lyric, then spending about 20 minutes thinking surely they don't mean it like that. They sure as hell did mean it like that.
NO! the lyric is “so why you wanna link? / i’d rather finger f*ck strings” and then two lyrics later it goes “no, i don’t wanna be intimate / you want me playin’ you like an instrument” it’s literally just that he plays guitar, he plays guitar well, he’d rather play his guitar than hookup, playing his guitar (to him) is equivalent to hooking up, that the way he plays his guitar is attractive to others, and that others wish he’d play with them-but he only cares about the guitar. (also, “link” is a reoccurring figure in the album-as in link zelda legend of zelda-with more specific references to ocarina of time and the minish cap… i’m not too sure WHAT it’s playing on, but it IS wordplay!)
THANK YOU! BRAKENCE DEFENDERS UNITE
I hate when people dunk on “like the ring is Elden” too because it is also word play. he says he’s fighting for his will… the lore of Elden Ring begins with a god named “The Greater Will” people are always like “oh haha hard thing like hard game” like NO! he is referencing the story of the game! to make a bar!
I'd like to nominate "Look Behind You" by Flatline.
"I will lie in bed until I am dead,
My pride is that my eyes are red"
ur so underrated
i appreciate it 😤
"I can make the bad guys good for the weekend" is a perfectly good line. It's not even in the bottom half of taylor's lyrics
I will listen to a song and know the words but not recognize that they are actually things in said song. Then I focus on the words and realize what the song is about
this video makes me feel so much better about my own songwriting abilities. thank you.
I know nobody's gonna know what this is, but...
"I suppose you're quite content in your swimming pool"
"You're only six inches away from becoming one"
-Tally Hall
Look, I love Be Born. It's my favorite Tally Hall song. But some of the lyrics are a little... gross. The whole thing is about a father telling his unborn child to, well, be born. But the way he compares the womb to a swimming pool and the whole six inches away thing are kinda weird lyrics in an otherwise sweet song.
oh god yes be born is my favourite song of theirs as well but i can't help cringing at those lines
Hah
I love be born as well
I thought it was weird the first time I heard it but I thought that for all Tally Hall songs so it wasn’t particularly special. I think I just got used to it over time tho.
respectfully, leave tally hall out of this. 😂
@@egghamsilnah that weird ass lyric deserved being called out 😂
TALLY HALL, I was Joe Hawley for halloween cause now with the stuff about him, he's kinda scary.
I like the way you describe music listeners. I’m mostly a lyric listener. Most of my favorite songs have awful music but the lyrics feel like a dagger straight through the heart. But I do like the occasional bad lyric