The Worst Lyrics of All Time

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  • Опубліковано 22 чер 2024
  • I asked you guys what the worst lyrics of all time were.. and had some interesting answers.
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    0:00 intro
    1:05 drake questions his sexuality
    1:50 yummy yummy yummy
    2:41 21 savage pooped
    3:23 you not even the fart
    4:08 disney ai lyrics
    4:42 what does the fox sayyy
    5:20 taylor swift??
    6:05 pitbull
    6:48 brakence is young
    7:51 lil yachty
    8:50 big sean go boing boing
    9:05 hey soul sister
    9:46 i bet you'll go nuts
    10:05 i feel so close to you
    10:40 a series of kanye lyrics
    12:16 outro
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  • @spyral43
    @spyral43 2 місяці тому +3347

    why is the URL of this video calling me a slur

    • @mr-kow
      @mr-kow 2 місяці тому +107

      yeah 💀

    • @ivyssauro123
      @ivyssauro123 2 місяці тому +56

      Lmao

    • @yushfaandromedha
      @yushfaandromedha 2 місяці тому +89

      Ok British pork meatballs

    • @ratwithafork
      @ratwithafork 2 місяці тому +171

      Uhh I’m not a cigarette

    • @3k298
      @3k298 2 місяці тому +41

      Cause it's based

  • @mexa_t6534
    @mexa_t6534 Місяць тому +575

    “I wish I was in the 1830s without all the racists” deserves a mention lol

    • @TheBABY131
      @TheBABY131 Місяць тому +9

      No one's racist back then, they all took initiative

    • @Meeshilin_Man
      @Meeshilin_Man Місяць тому +103

      ​@@TheBABY131 BRO IS ONTO NOTHING 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @TheBABY131
      @TheBABY131 Місяць тому +11

      @@Meeshilin_Man I mean, why be racist when you can just own them?

    • @Meeshilin_Man
      @Meeshilin_Man Місяць тому +80

      @@TheBABY131
      1) not how that's works
      2) obvious bad attempt at dark humor

    • @TheBABY131
      @TheBABY131 Місяць тому +5

      @@Meeshilin_Man sorry my humor is kinda hit or miss

  • @AstroVanilla
    @AstroVanilla Місяць тому +703

    I'm sorry, but him reading the "what does the fox say" lyrics so deadpan was unbelivably funny

  • @craigmoon2121
    @craigmoon2121 Місяць тому +627

    Why is Blank Space used for Taylor Swift instead of "I scratch your head, you fall asleep. Like a tattooed golden retriever" or "Hey kids, spelling is fun!"

    • @immabananana
      @immabananana Місяць тому +61

      i think a lot of Taylor Swift lyrics can be epitomized by that Blank Space lyric, though. they all broach that "Really Close To A Banger." territory. which unfortunately often walks into "Tattooed Golden Retriever" territory.

    • @ThePi314Man
      @ThePi314Man 25 днів тому +36

      Spelling is fun was a great line until she backed off it. The way she delivered it with her whole chest and sheer confidence just to take it off the album version because of backlash is just sad.

    • @grayw00f
      @grayw00f 24 дні тому +27

      Lol. "Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto" is another classic.

    • @craigmoon2121
      @craigmoon2121 24 дні тому +10

      @@grayw00f That one's actually just good (she was intentionally using humor for a lot of her newest album, but not the golden retriever line)

    • @grayw00f
      @grayw00f 24 дні тому +11

      @@craigmoon2121 then we have very different definitions of good. To each their own.

  • @jaylovett6697
    @jaylovett6697 Місяць тому +672

    Yummy had to be satire, there was no way bro was vibing to “yea you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yum” in the studio

    • @ph03beuwu
      @ph03beuwu Місяць тому +19

      i dont think they know what satire is

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 Місяць тому +17

      "Yummy" isn't satire, dude. Nobody would *try* to cheat their way to a #1 hit for a satirical song! 😆

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Місяць тому

      You're an ooey gooey yummy wummy tasty little snack

    • @KeroseneKerosine
      @KeroseneKerosine Місяць тому +13

      ​@@thema1998you would be surprised. 69? Eminem? I mean it happens a lot

    • @luna10617
      @luna10617 23 дні тому +7

      i would hope so, considering he posted pictures of "yummy" babies on his insta to promote that song🤢

  • @futuristic.handgun
    @futuristic.handgun 2 місяці тому +878

    "Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts" is from 'The Bad Touch' by Bloodhound Gang and it's a joke song, it's supposed to be bad and not serious at all.

    • @MpanzuSolos
      @MpanzuSolos Місяць тому +110

      Yeah the bloodhound gang wanted to make shitty lyrics and that line is actually pretty smart tbf

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime Місяць тому +62

      you and me baby aint nothing but mammals 🎶

    • @MpanzuSolos
      @MpanzuSolos Місяць тому +49

      @@ronan-outoftime so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

    • @alexkunce2002
      @alexkunce2002 Місяць тому +50

      Honestly, the Bad Touch's lyrics are clever, just in general bad things to say.

    • @PoseidonLm2
      @PoseidonLm2 Місяць тому +5

      Real af

  • @kadoggie7808
    @kadoggie7808 Місяць тому +205

    Is no one gonna say anything about lil yachty calling the clarinet a cello, and then calling it a flute instead 💀

    • @jasperwisecarver
      @jasperwisecarver Місяць тому +12

      it was so funny

    • @wmpx34
      @wmpx34 18 днів тому +6

      The funniest part is that he thought that’s what it was called because of Squidward lol

    • @thestupidnintendokid
      @thestupidnintendokid 16 днів тому

      The guy put it in the verdict text afterwards (sorry I'm new, I don't know his name)

    • @bnashee
      @bnashee 15 днів тому +2

      Well.... at least a flute is Closer to what a clarinet is than cello lmfao

  • @ShockValue666
    @ShockValue666 2 місяці тому +505

    At the mention of yummy I had to go rewatch Danny Gonzalez’s version

    • @s4ltenj0y3r
      @s4ltenj0y3r Місяць тому +48

      We still don’t know what law that horse broke

    • @ProfessorBuge
      @ProfessorBuge Місяць тому

      ​@@s4ltenj0y3r Probably for the best

    • @immabananana
      @immabananana Місяць тому

      ​@s4ltenj0y3r all we know is, he's on the run from the police, and we don't want that crazy horse to hurt us please, begging on our knees, baby,

    • @RisingSunfish
      @RisingSunfish 18 днів тому +7

      That video is to this day my only context for the real song… still don’t know what it actually sounds like.

    • @plutojelly
      @plutojelly 18 днів тому

      ​@@RisingSunfish same, and i'm gonna keep it that way

  • @upsidedownpyramid7617
    @upsidedownpyramid7617 Місяць тому +93

    My favorite part of the lil yachty thing is his realization “I thought squidward played the cello, he don’t.” Like aww shit man he’s getting it “that’s a flute.” Nevermind.

    • @Nobody_Cares913
      @Nobody_Cares913 19 днів тому +7

      Yachty a sweetheart ong 😂
      His music is not my vibe but he totally is 😂😂

    • @kayakat1869
      @kayakat1869 13 днів тому +3

      His reaction was kinda adorable tbh

    • @tensixtyoclock
      @tensixtyoclock 11 днів тому +2

      I think Squidward did have a cello in one of the episodes, but it was spongebob attempting to play it, then smashing it because of his anger at Patrick.

  • @dylanwalker7006
    @dylanwalker7006 Місяць тому +250

    Honorable mention to Hot Chelle Rae’s “Tonight Tonight” for the throwaway line, “Even the white kids!” as if the song was made for literally any other demographic.

    • @upsidedownpyramid7617
      @upsidedownpyramid7617 Місяць тому +42

      That one was one that ALWAYS stuck out as dogshit, even when I was a kid I was sitting there like “I know the whitest sounding singer ain’t talking”

    • @aesthetix3398
      @aesthetix3398 Місяць тому +19

      Omg yes lmao wtf is that supposed even mean

    • @Meela9088
      @Meela9088 Місяць тому +30

      That was funny. He didn’t just sound white, he was in a band of white men and was white

    • @austingee238
      @austingee238 Місяць тому

      Crazy because the demographic for that song wasn’t even for white people. It was for white white people.

    • @cdifreakguy
      @cdifreakguy 19 днів тому +9

      Everyone hates that song because it's so lame. But I've always had the feeling it knows how corny it is and just willingly becomes a parody of itself. It's one of my favorite songs; no joke.

  • @JeffersonSteelflexx
    @JeffersonSteelflexx Місяць тому +48

    I think the T Swift lyric implies she can turn a “bad boy” obedient

  • @monti0120
    @monti0120 Місяць тому +387

    "You tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef
    That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him" has to be the corniest line ever written

    • @wired-up5677
      @wired-up5677 Місяць тому +142

      Nah that shit go hard.

    • @klawmachin
      @klawmachin Місяць тому +41

      to be perfectly honest only 3oh!3 song i’ve ever listened to and i appreciate that lyric for what it is but i can’t ever think about it because it’s just TOO much

    • @Meeshilin_Man
      @Meeshilin_Man Місяць тому +17

      That's the early 2000s for ya

    • @Jack-px8lf
      @Jack-px8lf Місяць тому +11

      its kinda eminem/slim shady-esque a lot of people emulating his sorts of bars back then he was a phenomenon.

    • @Meeshilin_Man
      @Meeshilin_Man Місяць тому +10

      @@Jack-px8lf Exactly I blame Eminem for cringey millennials

  • @twix-official7329
    @twix-official7329 Місяць тому +123

    goddamn if this were a good lyrics competition-
    “I try to see the glass as half-full, but I’d probably just drink that too”

    • @OkthenBi
      @OkthenBi Місяць тому +8

      Will Wood moment

    • @fairypink.
      @fairypink. Місяць тому +1

      Oh heavens! Will Wood

    • @air8536
      @air8536 Місяць тому +7

      The" snap crackle pop of the Geiger" line in suburbia overture is genius

    • @twix-official7329
      @twix-official7329 Місяць тому +1

      @@air8536 oh my god i just looked at it

    • @air8536
      @air8536 Місяць тому +2

      "my face was shattered like a stain glass window
      Jesus in pieces and I'm still picking up my molars and putt'n 'em back in my face"

  • @benmunn7481
    @benmunn7481 Місяць тому +69

    My favourite genius lyric annotation is on the song "life" by Yumi. The line "saline in my blue eyes" is annotated with "Yumi does not have blue eyes." This cracks me up every time I see it 🤣

    • @DRGPlarp
      @DRGPlarp 25 днів тому +2

      On genius, the song “stealing society” - soad has this weird image annotated to serj’s name in the first verse. It’s hilarious!

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 25 днів тому +3

      My favorite is from One Eyed Jacks by The Mechanisms where the line "Here at One Eyed Jack's, we only play with 52 cards, no jokers, but suicide kings are wild" is annotated with "This is literally the most common set of cards. “We only play with 52 cards” stfu jack you ain’t special."

    • @Toenail_VR
      @Toenail_VR 22 дні тому

      @@DRGPlarp SYSTEM OF A DOWN MENTIONED!!!!

    • @Toenail_VR
      @Toenail_VR 22 дні тому +1

      @@DRGPlarp Dawg what Serj doing? I saw the image and it's hilarious!

  • @jerrys1
    @jerrys1 2 місяці тому +174

    I don’t know if Father Stretch My Hands is gonna get mentioned, but that is one of the worst examples of “hey I’m vibing to this oh my God why the hell did he say that this just ruined the song”

    • @cboisandlin9601
      @cboisandlin9601 2 місяці тому +24

      Nah bro, that line is classic. Best part of the song.

    • @unevenly4376
      @unevenly4376 Місяць тому +11

      thats my fav song of all time including that lyric

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Місяць тому +5

      What is it?

    • @theproducers1967
      @theproducers1967 Місяць тому

      @@msjkramey this is the one 😂
      “Now if I fuck this model
      And she just bleached her asshole
      And I get bleach on my T-shirt
      I'ma feel like an asshole”

    • @dogeater5795
      @dogeater5795 Місяць тому

      @@msjkrameysomething about a bleached asshole

  • @jeele_fish
    @jeele_fish Місяць тому +82

    "I'm in the house like carpet, and if there's too many heads on my blunt I won't spark it."

    • @DigiPlayz
      @DigiPlayz Місяць тому +5

      The fact that even if it’s a sample from Lotus Juice, it’s still just…like who wrote those lyrics? Who looked at those and thought those would rhyme well?

    • @ellakociba6058
      @ellakociba6058 Місяць тому +6

      I'll put in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel ⛽🔥

    • @sorrelbee113
      @sorrelbee113 Місяць тому +8

      Ok but "in the house like carpet" has become meme for me and my friends

    • @Mauripsu
      @Mauripsu 29 днів тому

      Is it the house John built tho

  • @cma.ksiezycowa
    @cma.ksiezycowa 2 місяці тому +150

    Love the "Dale" after Pitbull lyrics

    • @blustre
      @blustre  2 місяці тому +14

      thank u for ignoring the mispell

  • @BanNerdHogs
    @BanNerdHogs Місяць тому +78

    8:00 As a guy whose native language is not english, up until this moment i thought that a cello is a bagpipe (literally just had to look up the latter word). Because it's what it sounded like on my old casio synthesizer.

  • @4everincomplete
    @4everincomplete 2 місяці тому +384

    Someone called out that garbage line in Hey Soul Sister, but ignored a couple of absolute gems in Drive By (also by Train): “just a shy guy looking for a two-ply/Hefty bag to hold my-y-y-y-y-y-y love” “my love for you went viral” “they don’t like it, sue me/mmmm the way you do me”… I’m convinced the dude from Train never re-read anything he wrote

    • @Benjiroyoface
      @Benjiroyoface 2 місяці тому +82

      the only human who has heard a second train song

    • @dragoneyedraws
      @dragoneyedraws 2 місяці тому +56

      That and the one song where he just describes a lot of ways his ex girlfriend died so he dosent have to admit they broke up

    • @Benjiroyoface
      @Benjiroyoface 2 місяці тому +10

      @@dragoneyedraws damn it I've heard that one in my coworker's playlist but didnt know it was train

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime Місяць тому +24

      i always assumed "hefty bag" was referring to it literally being hefty and tough, like he's got so much love to give that he needs the strongest one there is. only just found out last month that hefty is a garbage bag brand 😭

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime Місяць тому +2

      @@dragoneyedrawsgod that song is awful

  • @aeroxoxo
    @aeroxoxo Місяць тому +143

    Mentioning Taylor Swift lyrics and not bringing up the "sexy baby" line from Anti Hero was surprising.
    I think the line from Blank Space is fine but the line from Anti Hero is so strange.

    • @danielleoliver9768
      @danielleoliver9768 Місяць тому +30

      So uncomfortable!! And she slant rhymes it with “city” so it’s not even like it had to be “baby”. “Lady” would’ve been no weird vibes and MORE of a rhyme!!

    • @sorrelbee113
      @sorrelbee113 Місяць тому +22

      Doesn't she mean that everybody is young and beautiful and sexualized and she feels like an old monster
      I don't know a lot about her but that's what I got from that line
      Hell I feel a little like that at 26. Feels like everybody younger than me has perfect skin and knows how to do flawless makeup, makes me feel kinda ugly and awkward and weird

    • @rosehipowl
      @rosehipowl 22 дні тому +6

      ​@@sorrelbee113that is exactly what she means. The first thought I had when I heard it was Annie from Community being sexy-cute Santa (? I haven't watched the episode in ages) and she just starts descending into gibberish while trying to be all cute and sexy and coy. It's the sexy-cute thing that's really popular now with all the young women and girls being so young and making themselves look younger and cute and also being sexy and seductive. I'm nearly 30 and I don't go on tiktok or anything but I definitely feel it. I feel very old on the internet sometimes, especially as a woman who has things like grey hair and no botox. I understand where she's coming from with that lyric. And even though I'm short, my mum is about the same height as Taylor Swift and she has told me about how she was bullied for being so tall and it made her feel insecure about her height when she was younger, so I understand secondhand from that point of view too. I don't think it's the best way she could have phrased it, but it resonates with a lot of people so it's not just nonsense

    • @cdifreakguy
      @cdifreakguy 19 днів тому +5

      "Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby" is a weird line. "And I cry like a baby coming home from the bar" makes me think of a literal drunk infant being carried out of a bar. Maybe Taylor Swift should just not use the word "baby" anymore.

    • @paigey-poo4235
      @paigey-poo4235 16 днів тому +4

      She hasn’t had a good release since 1989 and that’s being generous.

  • @jasperwisecarver
    @jasperwisecarver Місяць тому +14

    "i thought Squidward played the cello. That's a flute!" that's a clarinet lmao i love it

  • @klasrem
    @klasrem Місяць тому +46

    I can't remember many bad lyrical lines, but here are two of my favorite silly lines from Metallica.
    1. "I'm madly at anger with you." When I first heard this line, I had to giggle. It's such a corny line that slaps a smirk on your face. I love how it's so blunt and feels so grammatically incorrect. Like, why say at instead of in?
    2. "Just a rhyme without a reason." Before I decided to actually let my brain digest each lyric of Master of Puppets, I kinda always assumed this line had that metaphorical grip on how drugs are so controlling of people's lives, but nope! This lyric is exactly what it means, and I find it so funny everytime I hear it. James Hetfield didn't know a good rhyme for "now your life is out of season," and so he just slapped a random rhyme in to fit.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Місяць тому +2

      How does “madly in anger with you” make anymore sense than “at”??

    • @asdfghjkl2261
      @asdfghjkl2261 Місяць тому +3

      MY LIFESTYLE
      DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet Місяць тому +2

      ⁠@@ghoultoothbecause it at least makes it more clear it’s playing off the phrase “i’m madly in love with you” i would assume

  • @snottymane7042
    @snottymane7042 2 місяці тому +86

    brakence lyrics are so funny one line will be wonderful and relatable and the next one is an elden ring bar

    • @jerrys1
      @jerrys1 2 місяці тому +6

      But musically some of those songs are frikin bangers

    • @blustre
      @blustre  2 місяці тому +7

      lmaoo fr

  • @isruabebaw6743
    @isruabebaw6743 2 місяці тому +46

    “You tried to play nice,
    everybody just took advantage
    You left your fridge open,
    somebody just a took a sandwich” -Kanye 😂

  • @Destrixio
    @Destrixio Місяць тому +12

    “What’s next, what’s next, what’s n-x-e-t?!” Will never be forgotten.

  • @DMack6464
    @DMack6464 Місяць тому +42

    You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel...
    How on earth do u not know this banger???

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime Місяць тому +5

      fucking classic!

    • @equally.marketable
      @equally.marketable Місяць тому +13

      I so badly want to dislike that lyric but it kinda goes absolutely crazy

    • @mushr--m
      @mushr--m Місяць тому +9

      ​@@equally.marketable just embrace it my guy

    • @elliottbow2819
      @elliottbow2819 18 днів тому

      @@equally.marketableit’s the rhythm I think it’s just so funky

  • @caracalcontinuum3118
    @caracalcontinuum3118 Місяць тому +24

    Worst line I’ve heard recently was Kanye’s line in “Carnival”. “Got my kids in the fake school, we ain’t.” And the chorus starts. He doesn’t finish his sentence, he just ends it.

  • @everettbadgerow8041
    @everettbadgerow8041 2 місяці тому +759

    Finally, someone who also has the same view of "hey soul sister". Such a weird and like slight racist song that seems to fly over literally everyone's head

    • @jenconvertibles
      @jenconvertibles 2 місяці тому +51

      theres a great video by pat finnerty about hey soul sister that you should watch

    • @kioro4221
      @kioro4221 2 місяці тому +17

      Wtf is racist about it

    • @jrdindiana
      @jrdindiana 2 місяці тому

      ua-cam.com/video/8JeAfVoA_iE/v-deo.htmlsi=QwvB8998XQMsL7Pp

    • @heatheretaithaha
      @heatheretaithaha 2 місяці тому +91

      @@kioro4221 hes a white guy saying that he does things that a stereotypical black guy would do to get a girl. if he wasnt he'd probably say something like "im so handsome im so cool" to the "soul sister". it isnt the most racist shit but its in really bad taste.
      edit: thats what ive heard. i dont really think its supposed to be racist either but it can definitely be interpreted that way. love yall, i didnt mean to cause discourse

    • @kioro4221
      @kioro4221 2 місяці тому +60

      ​@@heatheretaithaha in this case it is the listener that is associating being gangster and a thug with being black, not the lyricist

  • @TheAmazinBlazin
    @TheAmazinBlazin 24 дні тому +10

    Drowing by Boogie Wit Da Hoodie has the lyric "Im the shit im fartin, i dont know how to potty", my friend and i could not breathe after hearing it for the first time

  • @danmilew
    @danmilew 2 місяці тому +35

    The amount of funny Kanye lyrics you could’ve used is amazing

  • @morfy2581
    @morfy2581 22 дні тому +5

    The cello one is amazing but also so innocent. Everyone has blind spots.
    But man, I would have at least looked it up quickly to make sure.

  • @GirrlyCreeper
    @GirrlyCreeper Місяць тому +14

    "Every breath that I inhale is followed by exhaling" -Relient K, Life After Death & Taxes

    • @jonathant.6382
      @jonathant.6382 Місяць тому +1

      Damn I thought I was the only one on earth who knew about relient k

    • @GirrlyCreeper
      @GirrlyCreeper Місяць тому

      @@jonathant.6382 I am almost embarrassed to admit this but I discovered them through the Power Rangers Ninja Storm soundtrack in like 2012 and proceeded to manually rip every single song they had off UA-cam to put in my iTunes xD And then when I had my emo phase in high school, it was Relient K that I had my teen anguish to! My friends showed me things like MCR and FOB and at the time they just felt way too aggressive for me... My soft scared lil sixteen year old self could only handle light Jesus rock even while at peak angst. I clown on Life After Death but I know it word for word. Sahara still goes hard AF. Apathetic Way To Be? I think they got a little confused at the end there about the definition of the word is but they got it most of the way and I relate for sure. Elephant Parade? Are you Kidding me? This one is Still on my angry playlist. Hahahaha

  • @maxpogfrog
    @maxpogfrog Місяць тому +19

    That url is definitely one of the urls of all time.

  • @vermillion2023
    @vermillion2023 Місяць тому +50

    There's this one punk band in the Czech Republic called Tři Sestry (Three Sisters) and they have pretty good music, but some of the most stupid lyrics and vocals, so it makes me kinda embarassed to be showing someone a really good song which is unfortunately singing about boobs

    • @cornfield2120
      @cornfield2120 Місяць тому +16

      That’s me with Rammstein. When put together, all of their songs are fucking bangers. But translated, their lyrics read like a 3rd grade writing report. It’s music made specifically for monolingual Americans.

    • @vermillion2023
      @vermillion2023 Місяць тому

      @@cornfield2120 Dicke Titten type shit

    • @Sanguivore
      @Sanguivore 21 день тому +2

      ⁠@@cornfield2120As someone raised speaking German, Rammstein’s music being for “monolingual Americans” is so perfectly put, LOL. Still love their music though.

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 22 дні тому +3

    “Touch me while your boys play grand theft auto.” is the worst

  • @SqueakingSquad
    @SqueakingSquad Місяць тому +15

    i forever think about "in the house like carpet" from the song burning men's soul

    • @deadmeme7030
      @deadmeme7030 24 дні тому

      You could put any of the lyrics in this video

  • @QuantemDeconstructor
    @QuantemDeconstructor Місяць тому +14

    idk man Mudvayne's
    "DIG
    BURY ME
    WATER ME
    EVERYTHING THAT I AM!" is simultaneously really dumb and absolutely genius

    • @AxelTheAussie
      @AxelTheAussie Місяць тому +4

      Hate to be that person but it actually goes “Dig, Bury Me, Underneath everything that I am” lol

    • @QuantemDeconstructor
      @QuantemDeconstructor Місяць тому +2

      @@AxelTheAussie Frick

  • @LimeCultivist
    @LimeCultivist Місяць тому +6

    At work they play a lot of terrible songs, but one of the worst I’ve ever heard includes the chorus: “she's a maniac in the bed, but a brainiac in her head”, and I can’t believe a real human being somewhere out there wrote that

  • @darkstarr984
    @darkstarr984 Місяць тому +9

    Blank Space is an absolute banger but its lyrics are almost incomprehensible

    • @rusty-button
      @rusty-button Місяць тому

      Absolutely

    • @frameturtle
      @frameturtle 15 днів тому +1

      how so? The lyrics seem perfectly cogent to me as a lighthearted satire on how many exes she's had

  • @phewiss3066
    @phewiss3066 2 місяці тому +60

    My vote would go to "WHO ARE YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE" my gf was not spitting 🤦‍♂️

  • @Nuclearbombeater
    @Nuclearbombeater Місяць тому +6

    I saw a dubstep video with very little actual vocal sounds, but the electronic sounds and even the beat were still given lyrics like: fwu papapapapa paparappa pwowww

  • @Dman333WS
    @Dman333WS 2 місяці тому +80

    Calling Soul Sister 'weird' is a deep insult to anything weird. I would really appreciate a mean insult like "F this stupid trash song"

  • @redwillb7423
    @redwillb7423 Місяць тому +11

    Burning Man's Soul -
    Check it out, I'm in the house like carpet
    And if there's too many heads in my blunt, I won't spark it,
    I'll put it in my pocket and save it like rocket fuel.
    Until everyone's gone and it's cool
    Then I spark it up with my brother.
    My mom calls him Mo, but I call him Mo' Lover.
    And he's more than a cover, he's a quilt.
    We're putting crap together like the house that John built.
    On the hill, cus this crap's gonna feel like velvet,
    Turtle
    My style feels tighter than a girdle.
    If ya hate it, then you can just leave it, like Beaver.
    But in a day or two I'll make you a true believer in me
    Because like the alphabet you'll "C"
    That 'Ism kicks a rhyme, not your everyday soliloquy.
    Like chef Boyardee, my rhyme is truly cookin'
    Peace to Matty Rich cause he's straight out of Brooklyn, New York.
    I don't eat Pork or Swine when I dine,
    I drink a cup of kool-aid not a big glass of wine,
    Or a Henn, a Heine, if you have time, I'll drop rhyme, again.

  • @GustavoDallarosa-br5oq
    @GustavoDallarosa-br5oq Місяць тому +8

    Theres a brazilian music that says "tava na França, bebendo numa praia em Dubai" (i was on France, drinking on a beach in Dubai)

  • @arjunrao824
    @arjunrao824 2 місяці тому +32

    Came from TikTok and love your editing style! Underrated af

    • @blustre
      @blustre  2 місяці тому +3

      ayy i appreciate it!

  • @randomguy7719
    @randomguy7719 Місяць тому +23

    touch me while your bros play grand theft auto

  • @givemysundaeback
    @givemysundaeback Місяць тому +4

    What does the fox say is stupid because it says yip. It fucking yips. It doesn't sound like the Annoying Orange's imitation of an iPhone alarm.

  • @dominicjannazo7144
    @dominicjannazo7144 Місяць тому +8

    The Bad Touch by bloodhound gang is entirely sexual lyrics, and that's the point.
    Put your hand down my pants is immediately followed by reference to Siskel and Ebert, the film critics. It is not a serious song. Like What does the fox say, you aren't supposed to think hard about it.

    • @darkstarr984
      @darkstarr984 Місяць тому +2

      Yeah. What Does the Fox Say is just a song full of silly sounds.

  • @liquid_dihydrogen_monoxide
    @liquid_dihydrogen_monoxide 24 дні тому +2

    Sepultura's older albums are pretty hilarious but they had to translate everything to English using a physical dictionary as none of them knew English

  • @dylanjoaquin2033
    @dylanjoaquin2033 23 дні тому +3

    “That’s a flute” close it’s a clarinet

  • @klawmachin
    @klawmachin Місяць тому +5

    the fall out boy cover of beat it (michael jackson) is pretty rough… i don’t even think they change any of the lyrics they just make it weirdly s*xual???

  • @im_skrunkly
    @im_skrunkly Місяць тому +5

    11:20 well the album is about being bipolar so it makes sense that it sticks out and is out of the blue.

  • @Kalitayy
    @Kalitayy 2 місяці тому +35

    Thank you for agreeing that the lyrics on that Hypochondriac album aren’t that good. Like, I criticized the lyrics but people accused me of just parroting Fantano’s opinion. Bruh, I get it that their standards for lyrics aren’t that high, but c’mon. The production is insane and his vocals are stellar, but if you’re someone over 21, you might find the lyrics to be cringy as heck. My god the lyrics on that album is “I’m 14 and this is deep”
    “I was tryna make a living. Well I did, and now I don’t wanna live at all” 🙄🙄

    • @pietastix
      @pietastix 2 місяці тому +3

      i love brakence and honestly yeah this is true

    • @jerrys1
      @jerrys1 2 місяці тому +2

      Hypochondriac is the ultimate example of awesome album, bad lyrics

    • @max-jb9fr
      @max-jb9fr 14 днів тому

      the one I can't handle on hypochondriac is "you can't fix me now, I'm too broken" like please..... I love the sound of that album but..

  • @wemz2782
    @wemz2782 2 місяці тому +29

    babe wake up new goat upload

  • @scissorcorn9956
    @scissorcorn9956 Місяць тому +7

    Train really loves to just randomly throw some of worst lyrics ever created into his mostly alright songs
    “I love eco sandals on you.” Mermaid
    “Fell and no one caught her.” 50 ways to say goodbye
    “When you move me, everything is groovy
    They don't like it, sue me
    Mmm, the way you do me” Drive by
    And ofc he made Play That Song to the exact theme of Heart and Soul and starts with “Hey, Mr. DJ, when you gonna spin it?” Sounds soooooo fucking dumb 💀💀💀💀
    Again, most of their songs are p good, but OOF does he ever like to throw a stink bomb when you aren’t expecting it 💀

  • @ncebinathisithole7559
    @ncebinathisithole7559 2 місяці тому +12

    4:12 the literal old fart cap says otherwise

  • @YayapLives
    @YayapLives Місяць тому +4

    Just came from the related hivemind video and I'm shocked you didn't have the one where the rapper brags about trying to get his 1-year-old some head.

    • @blustre
      @blustre  Місяць тому

      wait was my vid recommended after hivemind?? wow i’ve made it

  • @josephbartholomew
    @josephbartholomew 2 місяці тому +10

    I know someone didn't really send you a bad touch lyric. That's just a fun, immature, joke song. Just like most of their songs. Still enjoy some of their songs time to time.

  • @Mark_Miedema
    @Mark_Miedema 2 місяці тому +16

    Same problem with Kanye's Back to me. I loved the song first because of the awesome beat and rythm, but when i discovered the lyrics, i decided to delete that song from my liked songs

    • @blustre
      @blustre  2 місяці тому +5

      yeahhh alot of that album had that effect

  • @nathanwilkins6107
    @nathanwilkins6107 2 місяці тому +8

    Bloodhound gang has to be cheating.

    • @sneko2860
      @sneko2860 Місяць тому +1

      agreed, bloodhound gang is fire regardless

  • @sniperfreak223
    @sniperfreak223 25 днів тому +3

    I mean, "cello" can be flipped to "oboe" and still fit the syllabic and rhyme structure and make the line make sense

  • @tabbed.
    @tabbed. 2 місяці тому +5

    that brakence lyric being in this video surprised the hell out of me 'cause that's, like, my favourite line in the whole song lmao

  • @nangu8896
    @nangu8896 2 місяці тому +22

    ur so underrated

    • @blustre
      @blustre  2 місяці тому +2

      i appreciate it 😤

  • @jackiemoffitt6780
    @jackiemoffitt6780 2 місяці тому +4

    Maybe in the Calvin Harris one he means that the two of them are under the forcefield together?? Or maybe I'm trying too hard to make sense of it

  • @klawmachin
    @klawmachin Місяць тому +10

    NO! the lyric is “so why you wanna link? / i’d rather finger f*ck strings” and then two lyrics later it goes “no, i don’t wanna be intimate / you want me playin’ you like an instrument” it’s literally just that he plays guitar, he plays guitar well, he’d rather play his guitar than hookup, playing his guitar (to him) is equivalent to hooking up, that the way he plays his guitar is attractive to others, and that others wish he’d play with them-but he only cares about the guitar. (also, “link” is a reoccurring figure in the album-as in link zelda legend of zelda-with more specific references to ocarina of time and the minish cap… i’m not too sure WHAT it’s playing on, but it IS wordplay!)

    • @redwizxrd
      @redwizxrd Місяць тому

      THANK YOU! BRAKENCE DEFENDERS UNITE
      I hate when people dunk on “like the ring is Elden” too because it is also word play. he says he’s fighting for his will… the lore of Elden Ring begins with a god named “The Greater Will” people are always like “oh haha hard thing like hard game” like NO! he is referencing the story of the game! to make a bar!

  • @MalcomHeavy
    @MalcomHeavy 17 днів тому +3

    "Put Moly up in her champagne, she'n'een'oe. I took her home and enjoyed that, she'n'een'oe. " - Rick Ross.
    I will never let him live that line down, and I encourage everyone else to do the same.

    • @anulu-momento
      @anulu-momento 16 днів тому

      It's so rare to find a weird lyric list without rickyboy making an appearance

  • @Robdeltonie
    @Robdeltonie 2 місяці тому +7

    I was probably the only one excited for The Chainsmokers' first album but hated it the moment it came out. Apart from their Coldplay collab, I haven't really listened to that album since. The only thing about the album I remember is how it had the strangest, cringy, and straight-up terrible lyric that topped my worst lyrics of the 2010s list: "She wants to break up every night / Then tries to fuck me back to life". I mean, it's such a gross line, right? And what's weirder is that it isn't even their most explicit song on the album!

  • @penieweenieselenie7435
    @penieweenieselenie7435 Місяць тому +1

    When my brother 1st heard the "poopity scoop" song, he was laughing soooo hard. He was on the floor & everything

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 2 місяці тому +23

    I know nobody's gonna know what this is, but...
    "I suppose you're quite content in your swimming pool"
    "You're only six inches away from becoming one"
    -Tally Hall
    Look, I love Be Born. It's my favorite Tally Hall song. But some of the lyrics are a little... gross. The whole thing is about a father telling his unborn child to, well, be born. But the way he compares the womb to a swimming pool and the whole six inches away thing are kinda weird lyrics in an otherwise sweet song.

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime Місяць тому +3

      oh god yes be born is my favourite song of theirs as well but i can't help cringing at those lines

    • @usernameunavailable580
      @usernameunavailable580 Місяць тому +7

      Hah
      I love be born as well
      I thought it was weird the first time I heard it but I thought that for all Tally Hall songs so it wasn’t particularly special. I think I just got used to it over time tho.

    • @egghamsil
      @egghamsil Місяць тому +8

      respectfully, leave tally hall out of this. 😂

    • @user-kt3qm8jy8y
      @user-kt3qm8jy8y 29 днів тому +4

      ​@@egghamsilnah that weird ass lyric deserved being called out 😂

    • @Toenail_VR
      @Toenail_VR 22 дні тому

      TALLY HALL, I was Joe Hawley for halloween cause now with the stuff about him, he's kinda scary.

  • @elile8567
    @elile8567 2 місяці тому +10

    You defending the terrible 21 Savage line but diss that legendary Ice Spice line

    • @GT_Mr.C
      @GT_Mr.C 2 місяці тому

      hers is cornier

    • @elile8567
      @elile8567 2 місяці тому +3

      @@GT_Mr.C disagreed

    • @GT_Mr.C
      @GT_Mr.C 2 місяці тому

      @@elile8567 insane of you to defend garbage

    • @elile8567
      @elile8567 2 місяці тому +2

      @@GT_Mr.C insane of you to respond in such a way from me responding with a single word

    • @GT_Mr.C
      @GT_Mr.C 2 місяці тому

      @@elile8567 bc her music is garbage. hope that helps

  • @catlovingtrio
    @catlovingtrio Місяць тому +4

    I have one! Lives are lost, but at what cost? Band: Sabaton, Song: Long live the king. It's weird because Sabaton's lyrics are usually really good.

  • @fishthatusedtobeabird
    @fishthatusedtobeabird Місяць тому +5

    banana banana banana banana terracotta

  • @songwritersupport
    @songwritersupport 2 місяці тому +1

    Definitely interesting takes. I just subbed!

  • @xanatharstudios
    @xanatharstudios 15 днів тому +1

    "Drinking screwdrivers at the hardware store" -ecco

  • @johnsmovies287
    @johnsmovies287 Місяць тому +2

    Bro is NOT beating the Fantano Gonzalez rumors

  • @jesseburgener442
    @jesseburgener442 17 днів тому +1

    I'll be honest, I'm shocked to see a "worst lyrics" video without a single mention of a Lenny Kravitz song

  • @Found_Heaven_25
    @Found_Heaven_25 2 місяці тому +6

    I will listen to a song and know the words but not recognize that they are actually things in said song. Then I focus on the words and realize what the song is about

  • @matthewstone8515
    @matthewstone8515 Місяць тому +3

    What does the fox say sounds are actually The sounds foxes make

  • @pinkshortcomedy
    @pinkshortcomedy Місяць тому +1

    this video makes me feel so much better about my own songwriting abilities. thank you.

  • @MCDexpo
    @MCDexpo Місяць тому +1

    One of the opening lines to Kesha's mega hit Tik Tok is stupid
    "Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack..."
    I'm sorry?

    • @retrobeans24
      @retrobeans24 Місяць тому +5

      I think “I wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy” is probably worse.

  • @rachamanda13
    @rachamanda13 Місяць тому +3

    the only thing worse than Boing Boing is that glee did a cover of that song so you have to hear matthew morrison say Boing Boing among other criminal lyrics

  • @Yo_mama058
    @Yo_mama058 2 місяці тому +20

    Crazy no one said “tron cat” by Tyler the creator, the lyrics of that song just CRAZY

  • @eosinophilipshead2886
    @eosinophilipshead2886 15 днів тому

    “I would be so sad that would make me sad” moving - the happy fits

  • @ptolemyhenson6838
    @ptolemyhenson6838 20 днів тому +1

    Around half these lyrics I've actually heard before are very good to me. The lyrics don't have to create a sensical narrative, they just have to flow together and invoke enough ideas adequately enough to create associations. I use music as a way to guide my thoughts more so than an analysis exercise or emotional experience.

  • @edenwayne8407
    @edenwayne8407 Місяць тому +1

    Another recommendation from "Wish" is the entirety of "I'm a Star". The entire song looks like it was run through a paraphraser. Tons of words that could have been replaced by better ones that would have actually worked.
    Like replace "here I are" with "here we are", or "eloquent dancers" to "elegant dancers"

  • @Ikattcat
    @Ikattcat 19 днів тому +1

    I thought the ice spice "You not even the fart (grah!)" was like a misheard lyrics thing until i checked the lyrics and yes those are the actual words being said..

    • @maxaltenkirch1022
      @maxaltenkirch1022 16 днів тому

      Me too, when I first heard it I thought it was from a parody or something

  • @siennasamuel
    @siennasamuel 19 днів тому +1

    I appreciate kanyes goofy ass lyrics. Skooptity poop, wooptity scoop really touched my soul

  • @BossSkyfall
    @BossSkyfall Місяць тому

    good video i didn’t even know you were a small youtuber

  • @pietastix
    @pietastix 2 місяці тому +3

    hooooly shit youre underrated. sharing this with all my friends you NEED recognition

    • @blustre
      @blustre  2 місяці тому +3

      omg thank you 🥹

  • @animationolives9285
    @animationolives9285 Місяць тому +1

    "Reach for the stars, and if you dont grab them at least youll be on top of the world" is a decent lyric from pitbull if we ignore that after he talks about falling on top of a woman

  • @kanayadeliz2584
    @kanayadeliz2584 19 днів тому +1

    I'd like to nominate "Look Behind You" by Flatline.
    "I will lie in bed until I am dead,
    My pride is that my eyes are red"

  • @jordanr.2120
    @jordanr.2120 17 днів тому +1

    What a Time To Be Alive by Fall Out Boy is the only one in recent memory for which the lyrics alone were a total dealbreaker for my enjoyment of the song. And like, Hey Soul Sister is an unironic guilty pleasure song of mine, that's how high my tolerance for bad lyrics is, so that's saying something.

  • @juliansandler4569
    @juliansandler4569 Місяць тому +3

    I refuse to believe that there are people who listen to music only for the lyrics without caring about the actual fucking song

    • @paigey-poo4235
      @paigey-poo4235 16 днів тому

      Unfortunately. Punk is a genre that exists and there are some bands with incredible lyricists being held down by a band that couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket.
      And those bands got popular and now people are doing it on purpose to mimic them.

  • @GamingtheOtter
    @GamingtheOtter 16 днів тому +1

    I thought the thumbnail lyric was from hey soul sister by train. 😂

  • @BoogerFart956
    @BoogerFart956 Місяць тому +1

    2:18 there is in fact a good song with this melody with actual words being said named “The only house that’s not on fire yet”

  • @dancinglamb9001
    @dancinglamb9001 Місяць тому

    I'll never be able to get over "shush girl, shut your lips. Do the helen keller, and talk with your hips!"

  • @heyitsnyixie_1559
    @heyitsnyixie_1559 15 днів тому

    Crazy that "I'm the shit I'm fartin' don't know how to potty" isn't here if "you're not even the fart" is.

  • @dumpertron1
    @dumpertron1 18 днів тому

    “It smell gas like someone poop”, - the greatest lyrical mind of our era

  • @_dood
    @_dood 2 місяці тому +3

    Blustre upload everything else can wait

  • @Kowjja
    @Kowjja 15 днів тому

    "I thought Squidward played the cello" lmao