You Should NEVER Pee in This Spot. Here’s Why. | The Yard
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This week, the boys talk about the creator clash drama, unboxing knives in CSGO cases, and embarrassing stories from when they were younger... (Episode 89)
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00:00:00 - intro
00:00:33 - ludwig has been dodging slime
00:01:10 - juvee
00:03:02 - money laundering
00:04:15 - celebrating ludwig's victory from last episode (he did not win)
00:05:14 - ludwig broke edge?
00:06:50 - slime has to stop calling people this in the workplace
00:09:00 - the creator clash drama
00:15:37 - nick gets put on the spot in a valorant match
00:16:13 - mogul mail is destroying the pillars of journalism
00:18:34 - rocketmoney!
00:20:14 - twitter spaces exposed slime
00:21:04 - the twitter space dark web
00:23:06 - nsfw channel
00:24:00 - HR is getting involved
00:25:43 - the mogul moves beverage
00:26:41 - the olympics esports
00:27:53 - drinking juvee from the Glass Oil Burner
00:29:05 - ludwig is writing a song with other streamers
00:30:49 - the yard cypher 2023
00:32:03 - yan is bald
00:33:15 - nonces look like nonces
00:35:10 - guess the nonce
00:37:42 - how much to make nick break edge
00:38:45 - breaking crack edge
00:40:15 - ludwig hasn't fixed how he talks yet
00:40:49 - manscaped!
00:43:23 - are we mother?
00:45:05 - the boys were cracking csgo cases
00:46:26 - hasan opened cases because of the boys
00:50:54 - butterball
00:52:00 - slime name's one woman
00:53:48 - the boys guess the nonce
00:56:50 - the cheerio strategy
00:57:20 - where do you pee in the toilet
01:00:28 - nick use to pee in the bin
01:01:50 - sorry nicks mom
01:03:15 - factor!
01:05:08 - when the boys pissed the bed
01:10:18 - toilet coordinates
01:11:15 - the 2nd great aiden & ludwig debate
01:15:16 - shy bladder syndrome
01:16:39 - ludwig talks to Joe
01:20:21 - the adin ross clip
01:22:30 - kanye's new post
01:26:05 - how ludwig relates to each of the boys
01:29:30 - thanks for watching
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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I find it so unexpectedly wholesome how every dozen episodes slime discovers some new stan culture word or phrase and then proceeds to confidently misuse it at any opportunity he can find.
Slime is so mother for that bestie
@@jaredcostello9782 swag out
he's using it 100% correctly, he absolutely is mother
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hes such an old man its great
"I think having sex with Slime is worse then crack addiction" - Falco, Nick - 2023
Than* but we get it still
Aiden is mother by process of elimination but I think Slime has the most potential for mother-related camp.
agreed
exactly
Don’t know what any of these words mean but speak your truth bro
@@braedenwillingham855 A true ally
If Slime was also bisexual he'd be more mother than Aiden.
ludwig complaining about sexual harassment with slime and nick one minute and the next bullying nick into swallowing a drink from a crack pipe was beautiful
Slime declaring himself as mother is insane. Lud is right, if ANYONE is mother it’s Aiden. Serving looks, always. The pink hair is giving Super Bass but ft Eminem.
AND if we consult the 3rd volume of Slime's Valorant Digest (ua-cam.com/video/Pkf-RN9-_Ik/v-deo.html), he IS Marshall Mathers (around the 10m30s mark).
ABSOLUTELY
I think Aiden is clearly babygirl he doesnt have the power hes too weak.
@@cameronharvey4746 I'm with you on this one. he's certainly serving but he's not mother. If anyone's mother it's Nick.
Aiden is also a milf compared to them all, so lovable 😂
I love that the recent ad reads are them trying to get slime to read whatever he’s supposed to, and slime is just being a creative genius.
Slime is the biggest contributor to the pod's individuality, and nothing proves it more than the ad reads
@@samt3412 slime doesn't carry the podcast, it's definitely shared well among the group, however slime *is* like the centerboard of their boat
@@QuinnMiller he doesn't carry, but he's the best member. Personally, my ranking is Slime>Aiden>Lud>Nick
crazy episode for the 3% of female listeners- the peeing talk just went straight over my head
i skipped half of this episode lol
@crapple329 my fellow Yardigan friend told me this is a B tier episode and he was dead on
@@samt3412 no shot, clearly a P tier episode
@@samt3412 nah this ep was pretty good
@@samt3412 every ep is so similar to me. Except for ones where someone is missing or the tier list ep
Insane that Ludwig thinks he won the Monaco argument when multiple geographers in the yard discord confirmed that Aiden was right
Incredible to learn that there are *multiple geographers* in the yard discord
17:00 Ludwig was actually 100% correct but misunderstood what “phishing” is. Phishing is the delivery method for malware, and malware is the attack itself. Linus had a spear phishing (targeted phishing) email that was loaded with malware that stole their “cookies” (simplified version). They used the “cookies” to trick UA-cam into gaining access to accounts without needing a password or two-factor code. Ludwig was very accurate and shouted out the Linus details that went into specifics of the situation. Great journalist!
ah yes i am also studying for my security +
@@mediumchicago_pizza defcon yard meetup
Theres a DNA test where they can mathematically figure out which pair would have the best sex in a group. I feel like slime could benefit from this knowledge
My perosis story for you Slime: when I was 17 I was charged with usage of marijuana. The cops found 2 grams on my floorboards. I had 6 months of probation and a big ole fine. Every 2 weeks they’d call me in for a piss test. I stopped smoking but had suuch a hard pissing in that cup with the old dude staring over my shoulder. I’d come in bursting at the seams and it would take me 5 trips to the bathroom sometimes. When the stream would finally start I could’ve filled 3 cups.
same thing. i had to get my lawyer to convince them to allow blood testing because i sat at the courthouse for 3 days and couldnt piss with old man probation officer staring at me.
I hope you peed all over the outside of the -cop- cup for good measure
@@lilyuckyboi5802 Lol This was me in the Marine Corps 😂 We do random piss tests and my last unit did them almost every week but I've always been piss-shy. So it usually led with me drinking more than a gallon of water, timing the test perfectly so that the line is long enough that I have to piss, but not too long that it'll hurt too much. Worse times ever haha
@@kibblesnbits3174 how many marines did you know on gear? jus curious
cause gear is poppin off with the reserves (no suprise there just a bunch of heated angry wanna be soldiers just sitting on the sidelines stacking roid rage.)
you all lick the same rubber to me so.
You like ever commited hate crimes in the barracks or did hate crimes get committed onto you
@@nyxx7813 what? No hate crimes from what I experienced in 8 years. Plenty of barracks fights but that’s idiot young adults being drunk. As for deployments I did know a good amount of guys who were taking some sort of gear and then they stopped when they came back. That being said we were in deployments where we needed to perform. I never took PEDs but I don’t really blame people that did. It’s their body
I have NEVER heard ANYONE talk about the piss bubbles. My game when I was a little lad was I imagined the bubbles as money and Mr. Krabs was happy when I made all the bubbles but then I always tried to pop as many of the bubbles, which infuriated him.kind of as a two phase game where i had to feel out halfway through my piss.
No chance anyone gets this info out of me
this is based
@@slimewire you’re based ❤️
@@slimewire lmk if you need a new metal guy. I got some connects in the copper industry
i reread this 5 times and still am lost. what does this mean
Nick spilling his drink on himself is so funny
effortlessly funny even
time stamp?
can't wait for the yard bevvies called "Mogul Malt", "Slime Soda", and the bevvy marketed to the military "Nick Napalm"
Mogul ale perhaps?
Mother is a term from drag/ballroom culture and it usually refers to the queen that takes you under her wing and mentors you. If there is a house system in your area, it will usually have a drag mother.
When used casually to describe someone it can mean powerful, imposing, nurturing, iconic. So in short, none of y'all are Mother
thank god someone actually explained this
lud pretty iconic, he kinda mother
that's not how stan twitter uses it though, it's basically the same as just calling a handsome older man "daddy", especially a celebrity. i'm not saying you're wrong about that term, but what you're saying is a different use that is unrelated in origin
@@gwen6622 not exactly unrelated in origin, more so an extension/evolution of the use of the word
@@chancemoran4324 well no, i dont think so. both uses come from the english word "mother" which means a female parent, of course. they both come from that, but are separate.
I watched this episode right after watching the last episode, and so far, it is quite literally a continue conversation from the last podcast which I find is absolutely wild. It’s like a week didn’t happen for them this is awesome
Don't they debate the dumbest topics ever like, every episode 😂
there was a premium episode where they spent 40 minutes arguing about donuts, so yes definitely.
Now youre catching on
@@RoyTheCyclops thats still my fav yard ep to day
@@RoyTheCyclops you mean the one where aimen gamen was calling a croissant a donut
@@RoyTheCyclops which primo is that?
absolutely loving aimens tomato hair this week. keep it up king
Lud still not being able to hold that L from the last episode is hilarious.
Very good episode.
This podcast makes me laugh like nothing else. The chemistry and the constant 'yes, and..' mentality is so good and so natural.
Aimen is mother.
Been real sick this week, listening to a lot of old Yard eps so very happy to see a new one. Thanks Aimen.
noteb r😅
aiden gets funnier every episode i think
I gotta respect Ludwig's commitment to trying to sound right even when he's wrong on every level.
This episode was so good, I mean Aiden's head was literally on fire.
Slime's comment about Aiden having a baby toilet still may be one of the funniest and puzzlingly accurate things I've heard him say. He's so right and I have no idea why
It's insane that Aimen is the only person who uses a urinal right
I have no idea how the others are getting splashback. I don't even aim, I just stand super close and just let it droop and that works fine, are they standing like 3 feet away or something?
@@gabrielhicks8043 You have a weak ass stream my dude.
"YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SMELL CAR SEATS" 😂😂😂 OMFG NICK
They’re finally discussing the most important topic, thank god.
Nick's "are you fucking kidding me" got me so bad
Thanks to the sponsors for allowing entertaining ad spots that I actually watch.
40 seconds in, their best ep yet
To be honest I felt so reassured when lud talked bout shitting sitting directly on the porcelain. I love it this way, and I'll never change. Keep on!
Slime with new hard evidence of him being a true genius 44:27 really proves his genius can't be beaten by any other member of the yard. Slime is truly the one true god of both the world and the podcast since there is no one that can come up with such solid reasoning
"it's giving ate" will forever be one of my favorite quotes from the pod
The Yard is the only podcast I can't skip past the ads, just too good. sponsors truly getting their moneys worth
Nothings changed.. I love it
Nick went crazy this episode 80% of what he said made me laugh.
This podcast is too perfect I love it
That ending was both insane and an Aimen W
I had shy bladder syndrome in middle and high school. I could have a painfully full bladder and still not be able to pee from someone being in there or the fear of someone coming in, I’d have to sit there for 15 minutes to even get something out. It improved in high school because I was able to go during classes or just when I knew nobody would be there, but even then it was hard. I had to wait for the last possible second so that I didn’t spend too much time, and so I got really good at holding it for hours and hours.
It’s really weird because even if you don’t feel actual anxiety at the time it may still just not come out. In really desperate situations I found that sometimes giving yourself a pep talk and really really focusing on it while pressing under your stomach so you aren’t thinking about other people helped get at least some out.
Yard is thee goat, love the content
Slime positioned the beanie perfectly to make his head look like and egg and I love it.
aiden should do a Gekko cosplay
wait that's perfect
and slime would be his little wingman
Still waiting for Nick to explain why zipper 2 thought slime is cringe
Slime is actually so relatable that story abt making the most bubbles, my man
This might be my top 3 favourite episode
only podcast I can enjoy an ad read
Aimen's last joke of the pod was great 😂 My hero 🍁
As someone who has never stood to piss, I learned so much this episode.
I love that at the very end of the Factor read ( 1:05:00 ) you can faintly hear what sounds like "It was bad" coming from Zipper. I'm not 100% sure but if it is, ZIpper needs a mic so he can chime in every once in a while cause that was funny. Even Zipper was clowning on Slime's freestyle.
i have no evidence for this but i feel like it was aiden stretching away from the mic and saying it
When they were taking about how Aiden still uses his training potty at 1:09:27 I was imagining him sitting down on it looking like Waluigi in Mario Kart... Like a lil grasshopper
man i just noticed how nice the lighting looks
such a good ep, just started it
the yard beverage would be soooo good as a lemonade or smth like from the yard sale
Love this ep, watched the whole thing
the mothering segment and the continuation of it later literally had me cracking up. i listened to this ep on audio first but it's so much funnier watching it
Finally Thursday let's go
@44:26 is the reason why this podcast is my favorite podcast lmfao! Who in the hell would end up where Slime ended up going?!? Lol it was factual then just goes in the funniest direction 😂
Something about ludwig saying "Mogul Mails cooking" never ceases to make me laugh a little.
does ludwig just never hear what aidens actually saying i swear to god he repeats the same point but slower and everytime ludwig just suprise pikachu faces and goes "thats not what you said" LMAO its too funny
Me and Slime do the same washroom thing and would try to make as many layers of foam as I could and hitting the water with as much force made the most bubbles everytime, glad to hear I'm not alone 🎉
Adin just losing it at 42:07 at Slime's ridiculous question gets me
Getting hit with a happy upbeat ad IMMEDIATELY after 1:20:10 "no she drowned" is BEST comedic timing ever
So many killer ep 100 ideas in this one boys
the mother topic was so out of nowhere i started cry laughing on the bus.
cheerio training method is one of my earliest memories and ive been a stellar gamer ever since
GOATED rocket money ad read
episode 146 is going crazyyy
One of the best episodes ever
the yard might have the best ad reads ever
This one is a top 5 episode
haha i saw that nightmare blunt rotation tweet too!
Nick is 1000% right about the pissing on porcelain thing. Pissing in the silent zone causes unseen floor and shower curtain splash back. Aiden and the other two are crazy for that
that thumbnail is very accurate, i thought i was the only one with that knowledge
Love this episode
all the boys in the yard get rowdy
That's an insane title and thumbnail for a podcast
Aimen looks like if Scott Wieland was a philosophy major in this episode and I'm here for it.
I was trying to find the new episode before my shower and here it is after I was done smh 😔💔
Oh my lord lud is insane for sitting on the porcelain
i actually laughed so hard at slime asking if he’s mother 😭 43:25
Slime discovering mother the best thing since slime discovering snatched
41:16 this might be one of my favorite Nick bits
aiden before his haircut was baby girl, after the haircut he’s mother.
I have paruresis and finally feel seen, thank you slime/crew. It's always a real bummer when the bros want to cross streams for funsies but I can never get it going Sadge
1:12:48 “the ones you eat!”😂
Never knew paruresis was such a thing until this episode. Thanks for making me feel valid
I lost it when zipper just googled "hard candy"
Patreon goal for Gummy’d Up Nick
aiden hits the random character customization button every ep
Yall should do an anxiety tier list
Man Zipper killed the pictures of the convicted felons lmaoooo
im telling you right now nothing turned my head faster than seeing the formula to pissing standing up in the thumbnail
Me and my friend were “managers” for our middle school football team (glorified water boys) but decided later on in the season that we wanted to play. When we finally did we were actually cracked as fuck so our coach gave us nicknames and my homie was “butterball” because he was short and stout so thank you slime for bringing that to mind.
Good episode, very good
FYI people have done market manipulation with skins or other things on steam,. Steam has internal alerts to sketchy actions that resemble market manipulation and will review it and potential suspend/ban you from the platform
In the original clip adin looks at it for 18 seconds before closing it lmao
I did see some of a documentary about Paruresis on tv and they go through like stages of group training, like they start with peeing in the stall but keep the door open haha
looks like another week of preparing to have banger comments for when slime gets his hair
I for one would love to be non-traumatically missionaried by Slime!