Dreamworld - The Scam MMO alpha is here...

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @GuidesForUsAll
    @GuidesForUsAll 3 роки тому +24498

    Taquito Bandito been real quiet since this dropped

    • @ClericOfHeresy
      @ClericOfHeresy 3 роки тому +1925

      They're playing Dreamworld lol

    • @hermanspaerman3490
      @hermanspaerman3490 3 роки тому +815

      Yes, was searching for the apology but there is none. Maybe later it will show up.

    • @ChaoticBarbarian
      @ChaoticBarbarian 3 роки тому +103

      UIM series when

    • @Fourside__
      @Fourside__ 3 роки тому +373

      fuck that bit had me laughing hard

    • @Fryzzi
      @Fryzzi 3 роки тому +70

      hahahahaha, that was soooo goood xDDDD

  • @Meitti
    @Meitti 3 роки тому +6498

    Taquito has a one-time chance of saying "Ok I was wrong and I apologize", get thousands of thumbs up and he's skipping it.

    • @sentryward8744
      @sentryward8744 3 роки тому +192

      I will thumb up this comment instead

    • @luckyducky4066
      @luckyducky4066 3 роки тому +40

      Likes are useless

    • @pmt1103
      @pmt1103 3 роки тому +114

      They're a Troll, they don't get satisfaction from that. They only feel complete in life by drama

    • @unamed1142
      @unamed1142 3 роки тому +61

      I could've respected Taquito if he said that, but this is just too funny.

    • @stevewilks8141
      @stevewilks8141 3 роки тому +40

      He has a one time chance of being a better person, forget the upvotes

  • @chonahli3367
    @chonahli3367 3 роки тому +3104

    Fake, fake, fake! This is a simple combination of clever greenscreen trickery and VR tech, anyone can easily tell that Josh is just a 3d Vtuber avatar.
    No actual non CG british person has that good teeth, also Josh's 5 o'clock shade is clearly just a layer made in Photoshop.

    • @UltimatePerfection
      @UltimatePerfection 3 роки тому +198

      The cup is what seals it, though. There are no cups like that and any cup with that shape would be most inconvenient to drink from, so it must be a 3d model.

    • @beansheeran7322
      @beansheeran7322 3 роки тому +55

      His voice is computerised too!

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 3 роки тому +60

      He's not even a real person, he was part of the greenscreen all along.

    • @HappyJoyKill
      @HappyJoyKill 3 роки тому +13

      oof you nearly had me with the teeth comment =3

    • @saibalaji4713
      @saibalaji4713 3 роки тому +13

      I think this game uses Unreal Engine

  • @emerett2409
    @emerett2409 2 роки тому +2970

    For those wondering why they would release the game in this state: It's not fraud if they actually deliver a product.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 роки тому +180

      It's not fraud if they just sell you the flipped assets they showcased*

    • @hherpdderp
      @hherpdderp 2 роки тому +61

      It's like that movie.. "the producers"

    • @SifGreyfang
      @SifGreyfang 2 роки тому +42

      I hate how disturbingly right that quote is

    • @peterp2195
      @peterp2195 2 роки тому +42

      It's ethically fraud, but there's also a legal loophole.

    • @AzureKyle
      @AzureKyle 2 роки тому +81

      Like Josh said in a previous video, technically all they promised to deliver was an alpha. And now they have. Regardless of how bad it is, or the fact they probably used little of the money they got to buy the assets they used, they delivered on what they promised. So legally, it is not fraud.

  • @narayanmiani5913
    @narayanmiani5913 3 роки тому +3414

    As a developer in Unreal engine. Even if you know nothing about unreal, it is hard, to make something look this bad.

    • @tobiaslandmann54
      @tobiaslandmann54 3 роки тому +257

      I myself who never attempted to make a game did a better job to create an overworld with free store assets in unreal engine 4

    • @wailfulcrab
      @wailfulcrab 3 роки тому +233

      To be honest, it's even hard to make something that works this bad, judging from the view culling distance.

    • @piprod01
      @piprod01 3 роки тому +136

      Epic: What type of lighting do you want?
      DreamWorld: Yes.

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 3 роки тому +93

      This is so bad that it again reminds me of the Steam asset flips of stuff like UnitZ (Remember when Jim Sterling was covering crap like that on a regular basis?)

    • @hellsing1009
      @hellsing1009 3 роки тому +26

      im not developer,but i messed couple times with unreal engina and unity, looks a lot like stuff i done in week messing around

  • @GazzaGu
    @GazzaGu 3 роки тому +2245

    I can't believe Mr. Hayes made a real life replica of his green screen background. That's dedication.

    • @Freya_the_Valkyrie
      @Freya_the_Valkyrie 3 роки тому +77

      Fuck the Indomitus Set isnt even available anymore. You're not wrong. That is dedication.

    • @abardstale1019
      @abardstale1019 3 роки тому +5

      I hope it's a joke lol.

    • @Defenseman61913
      @Defenseman61913 3 роки тому +50

      IKR??? That's a lot of work just to win an argument

    • @klyffjohnson
      @klyffjohnson 3 роки тому +50

      @@Defenseman61913 He did say he was petty

    • @maybelikealittlebit
      @maybelikealittlebit 3 роки тому +39

      he’s incorporated his entire entity into the green screen. he has become one with the green screen.

  • @griffca4814
    @griffca4814 3 роки тому +1195

    "plaques in process"
    "Medium Text"
    Truly enchanting.

    • @bloodlustshiva1
      @bloodlustshiva1 3 роки тому +37

      The process part is what got me. Isn't this supposed "developer" from the US? Who should know how to speak basic English. Like, in PROGRESS, not PROCESS?! Jfc.

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia 3 роки тому +13

      @@bloodlustshiva1 omg lmao that's what "process" was supposed to say?? I hadn't even realized that

    • @CritLoren
      @CritLoren 3 роки тому +18

      @@bloodlustshiva1 I wouldn't be surprised if this "game" was actually made by someone on fiverr

    • @fus132
      @fus132 3 роки тому +15

      Very cool.
      Bottom Text

    • @OverseerXIII
      @OverseerXIII 3 роки тому +18

      @@fus132 reject bottom text. Evolve to Medium text

  • @arneseifert7992
    @arneseifert7992 2 роки тому +665

    Not sure what is worse. The MMO scam, or Taquito Bandito not manning up.

  • @nickcampbell5626
    @nickcampbell5626 3 роки тому +2669

    This guy's green screen skills are off the charts. It really looked like he interacted with his "collection". And severing his fingertips so they looked like they were behind the back of that box was next level.

    • @polarphy
      @polarphy 3 роки тому +130

      Clearly he puts a lot of effort than the devs

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 роки тому +81

      He should become a speedrunner with splicing skills like that!

    • @kooliokylio3250
      @kooliokylio3250 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @imaginekudryavka9485
      @imaginekudryavka9485 3 роки тому +37

      @@kosmonothkosmonoth7651 Yeah, how could he be that handsome? I'm calling bs!

    • @exaltedwings16
      @exaltedwings16 3 роки тому +8

      Technology has gone too far

  • @018FLP
    @018FLP 3 роки тому +2051

    DAMN, "TAQUITO IS WRONG" WAS TOO WILD AND I LOVE IT.

    • @CristobalFilio
      @CristobalFilio 3 роки тому +68

      omfg i died when he put that sign up, i did not expect it

    • @018FLP
      @018FLP 3 роки тому +23

      @Honudes Gai yep, classic validation-creep problem.Gotta mock' em all!

    • @randomsandwichian
      @randomsandwichian 3 роки тому +8

      Suck it Taquito!

    • @DarkExcalibur42
      @DarkExcalibur42 3 роки тому +42

      This is the best part of the video.
      I mean... you can see his head reflecting off the funco pop plastic boxes... it's not green screen.

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 3 роки тому +9

      As someone who always thought it wasn't green screen cause of the differences in different videos that story was HILARIOUS and the background gag even more so.

  • @CrowMercury
    @CrowMercury 3 роки тому +765

    Shouts to all those who knew this game was a scam but are still scrolling the comments to find the elusive Taquito Bandito.

    • @3ftninja132
      @3ftninja132 3 роки тому +20

      Tempted to make a shitpost mythos around Taquito, about him being the saviour and everyone seeing him as a false prophet.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому +1

      Haha,
      i never thought thats a Green-Screen.

    • @aliceiscalling
      @aliceiscalling 3 роки тому +16

      @@3ftninja132 Reminds me of that "They hated Jesus because he told the truth" comic page.
      Make Taquito the prophet and perpetuate a conspiracy theory that the background is CGI.

    • @Eira_99
      @Eira_99 3 роки тому

      YOO!! Will pfp, based. (Ed in the Japanese and european version)

    • @bofaf3tt
      @bofaf3tt 3 роки тому

      who?

  • @resetget
    @resetget 2 роки тому +1207

    The fact that they made a frame rate that you can actually count with the naked eye accurately is a very fun and interactive gameplay feature. I can't believe more devs haven't come up with something similar.

    • @Skishe
      @Skishe 11 місяців тому +7

      I was wondering what was weird... Turns out it was my subconscious mind counting the goddamned frames.
      Thank you for pointing this out

    • @O.M-
      @O.M- 10 місяців тому +1

      Say that to the 7 days to die's devs

  • @OpenMawProductions
    @OpenMawProductions 3 роки тому +3673

    You know what really bugs me about this? I'm an indie dev. I have a game on Steam. It's not the greatest thing in the universe, but I did put my heart into it, and I struggled to get noticed. My game is finished, you can play it, you can beat it. I think it's fun. The people who tested it for me thought it was a fun little challenge. It's dirt cheap.
    Yet these two can swindle people, make thousands in donations, and very likely they'll walk away with the money. It just sickens me. It's demoralizing, honestly.

    • @yercynia4076
      @yercynia4076 3 роки тому +189

      @Al3x福 it’s called Save The Astronaut

    • @mauricioc.7746
      @mauricioc.7746 3 роки тому +333

      Those people are not developers, they are scammers, and you should not compare yourself to them. Thieves, scammers, swindlers... All live great lives, but they are greedy scum, who eventually bite more than they can chew and drive themselves into ruin.

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 3 роки тому +184

      @Al3x福 It's called Save The Astronaut. It's a small platformer done in an NES style. Ahead of announcing my next project I plan to release an update for STA to address a few small issues.

    • @JesseTheGameDev
      @JesseTheGameDev 3 роки тому +60

      They actually made a total of $8 million in crowdfunding, if I remember correctly. I know it was at least 6mil.

    • @OpenMawProductions
      @OpenMawProductions 3 роки тому +54

      @@JesseTheGameDev Jesus...

  • @Caddynars
    @Caddynars 3 роки тому +618

    “Our expectations for you were low, but holy fuck.”

    • @kariissmol9172
      @kariissmol9172 3 роки тому +16

      That kinda sums it up perfectly.

    • @kevo300
      @kevo300 3 роки тому +2

      Looool I just read that sign on another video im dead

    • @juliette1374
      @juliette1374 3 роки тому +11

      I expected nothing from them and yet I'm still offended to high hell.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 роки тому +4

      “I had no expectations and I was still let down”

    • @rahmathadi855
      @rahmathadi855 3 роки тому +10

      When you put your expectation low on the ground but they bring shovel

  • @HumanityAsCode
    @HumanityAsCode 3 роки тому +524

    Digging through the comments looking for taquito bandito like 👀

    • @TheRealAtello
      @TheRealAtello 3 роки тому +69

      He'll never apologize. People who are that aggressively incorrect, never do.

    • @evak5673
      @evak5673 3 роки тому +10

      I'm not caught up in the Dreamworld videos' comment section lore, who is this elusive man?
      Edit: The background is a weird hill to die on

    • @Oxygen1004
      @Oxygen1004 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @lordhighwind6230
      @lordhighwind6230 3 роки тому

      That’s hilarious

    • @jmc3179
      @jmc3179 3 роки тому

      Me too hehehe

  • @littleshoes3293
    @littleshoes3293 Рік тому +576

    The "Taquito bandito is wrong" sign that josh put up in the background is a new level of pettiness and I am here for it!

    • @davidbrown8546
      @davidbrown8546 8 місяців тому +1

      It's obviously CGI!

    • @sissichu
      @sissichu 4 місяці тому

      I've quite liked Josh's video that I've watched so far, but that made me laugh out loud. Josh is brilliant, even though I don't quite agree on all of his opinions.

  • @ResonantRTS
    @ResonantRTS 3 роки тому +4451

    So i've been following this whole thing and i actually cant wrap my head around why anyone though the promo material looked good in the first place? The trailers showed a horrendous looking game to start with. "This is what we were promised, and this is what we got"... they actually did deliver what they promised cus the alpha looked as shite as the promo material did

    • @sterver3097
      @sterver3097 3 роки тому +99

      exactly lol

    • @TethoSama
      @TethoSama 3 роки тому +67

      pips are idiots with their money man...

    • @SirMalorak
      @SirMalorak 3 роки тому +251

      Seriously, I've played a shitton of MMORPGs and even the stuff that was promised looked generic as hell at best, and just...Thematically crazily incoherent at worst. What is this game even?

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 3 роки тому +98

      The name is actually pretty fitting, ain't it? Something like the game they advertised does not even exist in fiction, it only exists in dreams. Meanwhile the thing they actually sold was crap and people actually bought it in the hope of it eventually not being crap anymore.

    • @Sycoinc
      @Sycoinc 3 роки тому +23

      if the devs are really serious about this and think it looks amazing they are smoking or taking something every time they work on, make a video or do anything with this game

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 3 роки тому +734

    Friendly reminder that they have now given all kickstarter supporters everything they promised because all they promised was a playable alpha.

    • @azadalamiq
      @azadalamiq 3 роки тому +28

      nope housing plots. no one got them.

    • @Percopius
      @Percopius 3 роки тому +39

      "You will get nothing, and like it."

    • @ShadowLegend300
      @ShadowLegend300 3 роки тому +52

      Being very generous with the word "playable"

    • @lukebytes5366
      @lukebytes5366 3 роки тому +8

      Can't disappoint if you didn't expect much in the first place.

    • @jamiebrown1991
      @jamiebrown1991 3 роки тому +12

      @@ShadowLegend300 you can log on and move. It’s playable, you paid for this here you go lol

  • @shrekstacy
    @shrekstacy 3 роки тому +815

    The pettiness of this man is amazing, PAY UP TAQUITO BANDITO

    • @coalmine9666
      @coalmine9666 3 роки тому +4

      PAY UP!

    • @croncastle3028
      @croncastle3028 3 роки тому +8

      God tier stuff right there

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 3 роки тому +11

      Now I want to find the original comment and see if he's apologized yet.

    • @adanzavala4801
      @adanzavala4801 3 роки тому +4

      Who the fuck is this taquito everyone is mentioning?

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 3 роки тому +34

      @@adanzavala4801
      Literally in the first minute of the video man.

  • @russellanthony568
    @russellanthony568 3 роки тому +1794

    I'd like to see DreamWorld recreation speed runs. I think a student could make this in less than an hour if they had all the assets ready.

    • @russellanthony568
      @russellanthony568 3 роки тому +31

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 that's my point. I wonder how much code is added before you just start stamping

    • @magesbe
      @magesbe 3 роки тому +107

      As a former Game Development student (have switched to just Software Engineering since) I can confirm that this is pretty much true. At least the world itself, while the code was incredibly basic it would probably would take more than an hour to put everything shown here together. Not more than a day though.
      Edit: Okay, the sheer size of the level would probably make this take a bit longer than that, but the overall principles would be incredibly quick to reproduce.

    • @magesbe
      @magesbe 3 роки тому +12

      @@sudanemamimikiki1527 Oh I know, I was correcting my earlier assertion that this would take a day, which isn't actually true. It would take a single game development student a LOT less time to make than it apparently took these guys.

    • @gabrielmalta1962
      @gabrielmalta1962 2 роки тому +22

      We can have to categories. Get asset% and ready asset%

    • @RhelrahneTheIdiot
      @RhelrahneTheIdiot 2 роки тому

      Try a few minutes

  • @Cocaina92
    @Cocaina92 3 роки тому +594

    I love it how there much more people waiting for the premiere of this video than the people who backed the alpha itself lmao

    • @germanslice
      @germanslice 3 роки тому +11

      Looks like they deliberately sabotaged the Alpha

    • @Jordan-Ramses
      @Jordan-Ramses 3 роки тому +10

      It's impressive that they made it even worse than the promo video, somehow.

    • @rewking2317
      @rewking2317 3 роки тому +8

      ...and most of them now waiting even more eagerly for Tequito to apologise 🤣

  • @TheKruxed
    @TheKruxed 3 роки тому +390

    Can literally see your head changing the light in the background and people still think its fake, then again people also thought Dreamworld was real, what a world we live in.

    • @johnwolf2349
      @johnwolf2349 3 роки тому +37

      Yeah, and for it being 'out of focus'
      ... These people do know how Focus works, right? That you generally focus on the person and not the background?

    • @snooks5607
      @snooks5607 3 роки тому +19

      after 20 years of watching dimwits online scream "shopped" at trivial everyday things and the next moment ask if artist rendering of new planet or a dinosaur was "real", I'm not surprised by anything. one can only hope the idiocy isn't heritable but unfortunate side-effect of aspartame and sedentary lack of blood flow affecting brain function.

    • @_Hal9000
      @_Hal9000 3 роки тому

      🤡🌏

    • @doomdoomtv316
      @doomdoomtv316 3 роки тому +4

      I swear the name Dreamworld is cursed. 4 people died at the Australian Dreamworld a few years ago and now this. The word has a power and I don't vibe with it.

    • @frankenbou
      @frankenbou 3 роки тому +1

      Ive pretty much given up on most of humanity at this point when it comes to even somewhat logical thinking. Most cant be saved from themselves.

  • @sekarmaltum1695
    @sekarmaltum1695 3 роки тому +728

    JUST GET OBLIVION.
    -looks better
    -is actually a game
    -costs LESS

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 роки тому +32

      - single player

    • @giin97
      @giin97 3 роки тому +100

      @@thaias9654 another benefit, indeed.
      :P

    • @weaboo8141
      @weaboo8141 3 роки тому +25

      don't forget modable

    • @McKayCameron
      @McKayCameron 3 роки тому +38

      Fucking Morrowind looks better lol

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 3 роки тому +4

      *has the guards

  • @Cash200234
    @Cash200234 3 роки тому +185

    I'm sure I'm going to enjoy the rest of the video, but this gets a like just for proving Taquito Bandito wrong. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @LunaDeaminac
    @LunaDeaminac 3 роки тому +722

    “It must be a green screen because the background is out if focus”
    ......Does this person understand how focusing a camera works?

    • @colinf2920
      @colinf2920 3 роки тому +40

      They do not...

    • @Self-replicating_whatnot
      @Self-replicating_whatnot 3 роки тому +38

      wouldn't it be the other way around with the actual green screen?

    • @LunaDeaminac
      @LunaDeaminac 3 роки тому +41

      @@Self-replicating_whatnot That’s what I thought too. You can usually tell a green screen by the camera looking like it has two different points that are in focus, the one for the main camera and the one for the camera that photographed or filmed the background image.

    • @deliriouszora
      @deliriouszora 3 роки тому +9

      Someone made a good point where he actually used CGI to move this stuff around. I honestly agree with them. It's green screened. /s

    • @nebufabu
      @nebufabu 3 роки тому +10

      @@deliriouszora Yea, and anyone who can do that just to spite a YT commenter can have all the fake collectibles in his background he wants, because they're more impressive than the real thing.

  • @SkillGame
    @SkillGame 3 роки тому +180

    I gotta at least give them credit for accuracy. My dreams often involve walking through walls and also struggle to maintain a stable framerate.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому

      They presented themselves like
      this is Seto Kaibas first MMO
      and, as you'd expect from Kaiba,
      it would Revolutionize tha Worldo.
      But no. Kaiba is theorized to have
      invented Synchro-Summon,
      but those guys just re-invented Trash!

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 роки тому +2

      My Legs are less Leggy than this Game!

  • @aurondoxon3805
    @aurondoxon3805 3 роки тому +278

    Putting this on the "Worst MMO Ever" list would make the other games on that list look way too good by comparison and would be impossible to top

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 роки тому +34

      Putting it on that list would make it seem like it’s an actual game

    • @robovinefilms1811
      @robovinefilms1811 3 роки тому +15

      Literally a week of gamedev studies with Unity or UE4 for 2 hours a day would get better results. The material for the floor is just ONE shader which takes a minute to throw together. These guys are 🤡

    • @calebfasnacht8698
      @calebfasnacht8698 3 роки тому

      @@thaias9654 This made me laugh outloud.

    • @muajin
      @muajin 3 роки тому +1

      So..an alpha with just assets and walls/objects that you can run through. This pre alpha of an alpha is giving me goosebumps!

    • @ilakya
      @ilakya 3 роки тому +3

      Don't said it's worst MMO. Since this couldn't possibly be a MMO.

  • @Thatonedude917
    @Thatonedude917 3 роки тому +300

    This "alpha" is the essence of remembering the assignment is due tomorrow

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 роки тому +24

      They did it on the bus to school

    • @picklesplaysgames975
      @picklesplaysgames975 3 роки тому +10

      As someone studying 3D asset creation and game development, this is literally a week job.

    • @harryrichardspicer3554
      @harryrichardspicer3554 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @robovinefilms1811
      @robovinefilms1811 3 роки тому +7

      The "buildings" that weren't store bought, are just squares extruded from a plane with the default new material set to white. Add the steps to export you can easily get that done under an hour.

    • @reaperx7026
      @reaperx7026 3 роки тому +6

      Not even that its like the 10 minutes before class starts and you ask a friend to Copy their homework but they are an ass about it and take flrever to give you answers that you just start making shit up before the teachers in class

  • @LocallyHosted
    @LocallyHosted 3 роки тому +409

    "So what Frames Per Second are you getting with this game?"
    "Frames Per Second? I think you mean Seconds Per Frame"

  • @Nellyaa
    @Nellyaa 3 роки тому +1815

    Honestly I've been taking Game Design courses and most of the students can whip up something better. Alone. In one semester. Not kidding.

    • @kivori3438
      @kivori3438 3 роки тому +64

      It really seems like something who could be created by a programmer who changed platform to program with just to get the hand on it

    • @vast634
      @vast634 3 роки тому +82

      Looks like there is really no skill to that other than placing purchased assets and systems into an Unreal project.

    • @omega52390
      @omega52390 3 роки тому +36

      I did better for my college senior project in game design. In that course I had to do two games one on each half of a semester. including making the game and making a pitch video all solo. I feel bad for people who thought this would be something.

    • @hiddenlife3.018
      @hiddenlife3.018 3 роки тому +4

      @@omega52390 What did you use to make the games?

    • @omega52390
      @omega52390 3 роки тому +16

      @@hiddenlife3.018 unity and unreal

  • @faerlabaermar
    @faerlabaermar Рік тому +84

    So I'm here a year later and this made me curious. So I looked it up. Dreamworld still exists AND is still apparently in active development. I know, my mind was blown as well. There have been a lot of improvements but that's all from press images, so I have no idea what the game's actual status is. Just kinda crazy that after such a massive blowback the game isn't dead

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 Рік тому +5

      Just got a banner ad that said a second alpha was coming out. Not sure if its real but if it is

  • @bountyhuntercoub4018
    @bountyhuntercoub4018 3 роки тому +1538

    Man, I was worried this might be a scam but this looks great.
    The choice not to have any collisions on the building for one is a revolutionary one.
    The Artwork showcased at the beginning "Plaque in Progress" I know I will be spending hours wondering what the artist meant.

    • @billgatest7563
      @billgatest7563 3 роки тому +142

      i like plaque in progress memo it reminds me to brush my teeth

    • @SlowerIsFaster139
      @SlowerIsFaster139 3 роки тому +27

      ...ahem "plague in progress"...

    • @hmad898
      @hmad898 3 роки тому +56

      The fact that they used the default unreal engine mannequin with different colors truly says a lot about society, about how we may be different colors, but truly we are all the same.

    • @liger04
      @liger04 3 роки тому +40

      And so thoughtful! My monitor only has a 60 fps refresh rate so I miss out on precious frames when I watch videos at 2x speed at 60 fps. But since this game runs at an extra-chunky 12-15 fps, I can easily savor every frame even while going at 2x speed.

    • @frankiefranklin7320
      @frankiefranklin7320 3 роки тому +19

      Did you just plagiarize my college art analysis essays?

  • @arathaur
    @arathaur 3 роки тому +244

    Massive respect as well for everyone who dared to double click on that .exe on their own PC. I wouldn't have touched that thing with a ten-foot pole, unless on a VM.

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @Gwynsladle
      @Gwynsladle 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryancresawn4726 wh..what? there's a virus who does that? dayum

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 3 роки тому +4

      @@ryancresawn4726 mine xmr*

    • @BxPanda7
      @BxPanda7 3 роки тому +8

      If they can't even program a basic game, what makes you think they can program working malware ?

    • @musikalniyfanboichik
      @musikalniyfanboichik 3 роки тому

      just use vm...

  • @roberttauzer7042
    @roberttauzer7042 3 роки тому +877

    The length this man is willing to go to prove him right is astonishing. He actually built a fake walls, filled them with games he got on craigslist cheaply or just empty boxes to a faithful reproduction of a green screen photo he had, and even made a miniature sign proving that other guy was wrong! Amazing, subbed!

    • @NotTheGuyYerLookinFor
      @NotTheGuyYerLookinFor 3 роки тому +74

      It's all CGI and claymation!

    • @Omnishredder
      @Omnishredder 3 роки тому +6

      @@NotTheGuyYerLookinFor yeah shut up meg *blows raspberry*

    • @GoldenOrderBS
      @GoldenOrderBS 3 роки тому +8

      Sarcasm is the best medicine

    • @lengmoua6861
      @lengmoua6861 3 роки тому +9

      With this level of commitment to pettiness, I too shall subscribe. Amazing. Stunning. Brave.

    • @twizz420
      @twizz420 3 роки тому +6

      If that's a green screen then he's really good at blending the background into his hair

  • @metroplexprime9901
    @metroplexprime9901 3 роки тому +604

    What I find most shocking is the fact that these devs managed to screw up so hard that they made an extremely unstable game on a decently stable and very well-documented engine. You have to try to make something THIS bad.

    • @robinkuster1127
      @robinkuster1127 2 роки тому +55

      Actually makes a lot of sense if you know how game dev works.
      2D is a solved problem. You do batch rendering and on any integrated GPU that supports your framework of choice, it will push 30 FPS. There are some fancy things you can do that will hurt your framerate (particles, shadows) but not much.
      3D is anything but solved. You have to do optimization. You an totally load very detailed assets with lots of vertices and mess up culling (the process of removing geometry based on the viewport of the player), level of detail (the process of adapting geometry based on the distance of the player to said geometry), "streaming" (in an MMO, basically loading the scene based on what is around you. Culling removed geometry that is behind you but it would be much easier to just not cull things if they're are further away from the player + viewing distance) and many other things and get disgusting fps.
      There are also some things hat you just need to know. I'm not an engine guy but I know a thing or two about rendering. Lights, for example, really hurt with forward rendering but you can do some modern rendering techniques and get some really great FPS. There's this application that basically reads your WoW map files and renders a continent with unlimited viewing distance. That's basically what this allows you to do. But you have to know about this. You have to actually set it up in your engine of choice.
      I'm 99% sure they just took very high detailed models for those buildings and stuff and just messed up there. But you can mess up even more but not doing indirect rendering and culling on the GPU and stuff like this.
      There are also some operations that are just very expensive. I don't know how unity abstracts those away but rebinding the same pipeline for every object is INCREDIBLY expensive. They could order their objects based on material, it's all good. But they probably didn't. They probably bind the pipeline every single frame and tank their FPS like that. In case that material thing is confusing: the material includes things that are basically shader arguments. Shader arguments are part of your rendering pipeline. So what you usually do is Render all your 3 objects, render all your billboard text (like player names) and then maybe you have a different pipeline for UI as well.
      Imagine what would happen if they did things like "render mesh, render name" so for every player, npc, object with a name above their head, they'd switch pipeline twice. Again, not sure if unity is hiding that (it should), but this is one of those things that a noob graphics programmer could totally fuck up if they just want to scam you assuming the engine lets you do that.

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon 2 роки тому +11

      @@robinkuster1127 🤓

    • @croma2068
      @croma2068 2 роки тому +67

      @@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon This dude took the time to type out some really good technical insights under a video about bad game development. Nerd emoji is entirely the wrong answer here.

    • @konstantingeist3587
      @konstantingeist3587 Рік тому +15

      @@robinkuster1127
      >2d is a solved problem
      you can fuck up 2d too. It all depends on the density of objects in a scene. A very naive implementation which simply iterates over objects and draws them one by one will give you low frame rates in 2d too (been there, done that)

    • @mmmcola6067
      @mmmcola6067 Рік тому +9

      ​@@illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon Even if there are some points in the comment that I don't agree with (like how 2D is a solved problem), that doesn't mean it has good technical insight as well.
      And then you out here typing a nerd emoji as if it's funny.
      You must be miserable.

  • @Kosackk
    @Kosackk 3 роки тому +550

    They just made the game to avoid legal actions kinda, to say; "Hey, we actually made a game, we did not scam you"

    • @adc1222
      @adc1222 3 роки тому +87

      Didn't the kickstarter only promise access to the alpha and not even release of the full game? Very sneaky of them

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia 3 роки тому +71

      Exactly. As I said on another video, these guys come from moneyed families, they are not that dumb.
      I can’t say they went into the whole thing with malicious intent but I think it’s very naive to think this alpha is anything but them delivering just as much as necessary for the Kickstarter project to be legally fulfilled.

    • @ramxavier4627
      @ramxavier4627 3 роки тому +4

      can they get into trouble with the stolen assets?

    • @coalmine9666
      @coalmine9666 3 роки тому +30

      Dreamworld team: "For legal reasons, we have made a 'game.'"

    • @Gwynsladle
      @Gwynsladle 3 роки тому +14

      this game has a "we ain't right but we ain't wrong" kinda vibe.

  • @aenarionthepretender7010
    @aenarionthepretender7010 3 роки тому +455

    Part of me wishes to keep the meme alive and for toquito to refuse to believe your room is real and that he will not apologize.

    • @RMCovers
      @RMCovers 3 роки тому +4

      Kinda unrelated lol, but what does your username mean? The Hebrew isn't clear

    • @Rob2k22
      @Rob2k22 3 роки тому +3

      We demand closure!

    • @Goomatora
      @Goomatora 3 роки тому +3

      @@RMCovers it says Epstein Island

    • @lordmilchreis1885
      @lordmilchreis1885 3 роки тому

      @@Goomatora Epstein didnt kill himself

    • @Liesmith424
      @Liesmith424 3 роки тому

      I keep seeing people talking about Toquito, but I can't find anything about it--is there a previous video that talks about this person?

  • @TheWatcherOfStoof
    @TheWatcherOfStoof 3 роки тому +572

    Man your green screen editing skill are extremely impressive ngl. Almost looked like you were actually moving things in the background.

    • @marshmallowgod284
      @marshmallowgod284 3 роки тому +36

      Probably just edited in a video of him accualy moving something

    • @londonworkman7617
      @londonworkman7617 3 роки тому +75

      Obviously he made a real set just to hide the fact that it was a fake background all along. Smh

    • @leerv.
      @leerv. 3 роки тому +8

      No kidding. This guy's greenscreen is next level. What a waste! He could have spent all the time he used mastering his deception to, I dunno, build a shelf and stock it with stuff?

    • @tsumikiayato1560
      @tsumikiayato1560 3 роки тому +1

      Wait, the background is GREEN SCREEN?

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 3 роки тому +3

      @@tsumikiayato1560 yeah, taquito bandito said it himself

  • @Alresu
    @Alresu 2 роки тому +90

    I find it interesting that even Josh Strife Hayes, a guy who purposefully deactivates his computer's security for scammo's in his "Worst MMO ever" series does not trust this alpha enough to run it.

    • @norielgames4765
      @norielgames4765 Рік тому +10

      To be fair, can you even consider this an MMO? It's not even a game really. I've seen the footage and it's literally what I could do in less than a day xD

  • @StephenSatire
    @StephenSatire 3 роки тому +581

    It’s so beautiful and immersive. The clipping, the walking on water, the seamless transition between biomes and the scale of objects and buildings.. I’m more hooked than the candy cane biome.

    • @SpydersByte
      @SpydersByte 3 роки тому +1

      lol.

    • @capycapy8920
      @capycapy8920 3 роки тому +13

      Dream World was Jesus Christ simulator all along

    • @TheVicVance
      @TheVicVance 3 роки тому +13

      Don't you forget about the super smooth framerate of about 10.

    • @solouno2280
      @solouno2280 3 роки тому +1

      Looks like superman 64

  • @Theundeadleader
    @Theundeadleader 3 роки тому +1323

    When Kickstarter is flooded with thousands of in-experienced developers all set out to making the next biggest MMO but one of them actually gets through and now were all here seeing the mess that is made.
    -
    2 "developers" with no experience or knowledge in game design set out to make the next MMO to host millions of players on a single server using Peer to Peer that no AAA companies has done before. The Industry meme.

    • @jonathansoko1085
      @jonathansoko1085 3 роки тому +59

      Correction, 0* developers

    • @Theundeadleader
      @Theundeadleader 3 роки тому +92

      @@jonathansoko1085 A failed energized serial killer entrepreneur and a cocaine fueled ex google summer intern could be better?

    • @MantleAkita
      @MantleAkita 3 роки тому +6

      Oh no! Its Undead! How dare you be here! - My Username left me.

    • @Theundeadleader
      @Theundeadleader 3 роки тому +4

      @@MantleAkita Hello there - The Garrisons

    • @ayumuaikawa
      @ayumuaikawa 3 роки тому +13

      if they had at least one senior, you know those who actually know what the fuck is going on + another 3years they might have done something lol

  • @johnnygraz4712
    @johnnygraz4712 3 роки тому +346

    Quick suggestion on new formats for your Patreon list: Have you considered a cheesy blue marble wall with gold lettering?

  • @PyroFrozt
    @PyroFrozt 2 роки тому +72

    The way you synced your motion and the editing of removing things from your green screen is incredible!!! How did you do it?! It looked as if it was actually real!
    Ok I think that's enough 🤣

  • @Bbracketdotdotdotendbracket
    @Bbracketdotdotdotendbracket 3 роки тому +568

    Taquito Bandito didn't even notice, that Josh's collection reflects the shadow of Josh.
    WTF

    • @deliriouszora
      @deliriouszora 3 роки тому +58

      Oh that's because Josh edited that shadow in.

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 3 роки тому +27

      @@deliriouszora Raycasting an image, truly we live in the future XD

    • @mirozen_
      @mirozen_ 3 роки тому +20

      Obviously Josh AND the background are all CGI in this video.
      Yeah! That's what they are!
      Background and Josh are now fully rendered so that Josh can interact with what previously was "obviously" a fake green screened background...
      Yeah! That's the ticket!!! 🤣
      ua-cam.com/video/hV85E2S-Idw/v-deo.html

    • @Bbracketdotdotdotendbracket
      @Bbracketdotdotdotendbracket 3 роки тому

      @@mirozen_ Then i'm curious, if he did all the CGI thing at his own, or he employed someone to do it. :D

    • @Lupus-iv7jp
      @Lupus-iv7jp 3 роки тому +4

      Easy taquito seems like a child who has to be right regardless off the facts in front of them also bringing in josh's nationality shows they have a thing against the British i once were in a warframe clan with someone like that unfortunately

  • @SimoneDiGiorgi
    @SimoneDiGiorgi 3 роки тому +298

    I speak as a developer. Even with 0 industry experience, you can create this scene in one day.

    • @shawkab
      @shawkab 3 роки тому +23

      I mean, it looks like they turned off all the optimization. Culling seems off, they didn't bake the lighting.. I dunno I could go on but really Id say it would take a little big longer only because there is a bit of a learning curve to simply understanding UE4, the hotkeys etc.. Not defending it, but still, finding the time to create this shit wouldn't be as easy as just jumping into UE4 slapping stuff together etc, it obviously took some time, as bad as it is, Just downloading half this stuff, putting it into your projects, combining them.. it isn't that easy, which is probably why they think they created something of any worth.

    • @thiloswift8035
      @thiloswift8035 3 роки тому +3

      "Scene"

    • @mariuscornelius3661
      @mariuscornelius3661 3 роки тому +16

      They have all their functions running on an event tick, thats why the framerate is like 3, day one mistakes this guy couldn't even be bothered to follow a decent UA-cam tutorial to make this crap

    • @shawkab
      @shawkab 3 роки тому +7

      ​@@mariuscornelius3661 Yikes, ya these are the really basic things you must know. Hierarchal structure, Object orientation.. Blueprint communication.. Still takes a while to learn but someone who is a self proclaimed 9 year vet should probably know the basics..

    • @Kait0s
      @Kait0s 3 роки тому +5

      I’ve been to a game design school for 2 years now, we work on UE4 mostly. Id say this here, with 3 people or so, could’ve been done in 1 day. This is truly sad...

  • @drakenbakken
    @drakenbakken 3 роки тому +356

    The Taquito roast actually had me laughing out loud

    • @High_Exotic
      @High_Exotic 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 3 роки тому +3

      I lol'ed out loud.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 роки тому

      @@Rudofaux you laughed out loud'ed out loud?

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 3 роки тому +4

      @@thaias9654 That's how I lol.

  • @1337penguinman
    @1337penguinman 3 роки тому +66

    I remember when Second Life was still relatively new and had similar systems to this. And it was never, ever abused. Not once did entire servers get shut down by self replicating assets known as gray goo attacks. Not once did players market push guns to each other that would push another character so hard they would essentially be shot into space and have to teleport back. And no one ever, ever made a 500 ft tall Swastika visible to the entire new player and family friendly areas of the game.

    • @Nereosis16
      @Nereosis16 3 роки тому +5

      What an absolutely wonderful time SL was.

    • @straightupanarg6226
      @straightupanarg6226 2 роки тому +8

      As a former EverQuest server GM, I feel lucky that the worst grief playing i had to deal with was pulling bankers out of place, racism and profanity in public channels, and training (LoS, I'm looking in your direction.)

    • @nunceccemortiferiscultu7826
      @nunceccemortiferiscultu7826 2 роки тому +2

      Nothing wrong with a nice big swastika.
      In my country (New Zealand) the indigenous people (the maori) often get them tattooed onto their faces.

    • @ethanwasme4307
      @ethanwasme4307 Рік тому +1

      ​they only do that to get people like you talking

  • @olliej.2776
    @olliej.2776 3 роки тому +2325

    Taquito Bandito is actually my ex fiancé. He proposed last week, and when I went to get the ring adjusted, the jeweller told me it couldn't be done because the ring was fake and would melt completely if he tried to resize it. I called off the engagement straight away.

    • @BY-it2oe
      @BY-it2oe 3 роки тому +45

      For real? Do you have any information regarding his other dodge endeavors? Sorry if this is a bit personal, but how did he end up like this? And how did you get to know about him?

    • @mybadluckcharm
      @mybadluckcharm 3 роки тому +327

      The real ring is coming on the 21st.

    • @kenshn22828
      @kenshn22828 3 роки тому +117

      I worked with tanquito bandito he was only an intern though

    • @katiefincher2433
      @katiefincher2433 3 роки тому +53

      @@notrod5341 Impossible. There are no dreamworld devs.

    • @elfmonster1476
      @elfmonster1476 3 роки тому +56

      The ring left you :)

  • @BR-ec2ph
    @BR-ec2ph 3 роки тому +483

    "You're lying about having toys in your room," is maybe the wildest accusation I've ever heard

    • @Sour_Ink
      @Sour_Ink 3 роки тому +9

      Right? Lol. Feel like 80% people have a little collection they could sit in front of

    • @sabinekine2737
      @sabinekine2737 3 роки тому +25

      Children see all that stuff and assume it's outlandish and too expensive, a decadent luxury nobody could possibly have, because they don't understand adults can have money.

    • @Knlght0fZero
      @Knlght0fZero 3 роки тому +6

      You're lying about this maybe being the wildest accusation you've ever heard.

    • @GusMortis
      @GusMortis 3 роки тому +1

      Have you been on Twitter?

    • @GusMortis
      @GusMortis 3 роки тому +1

      @@Knlght0fZero it was funny though

  • @Kaznor
    @Kaznor 3 роки тому +983

    The first 3 minutes feel like 12 hours.

    • @lazilyymade
      @lazilyymade 3 роки тому +19

      I had to play it on 1.5x 🤣

    • @Phantom11718
      @Phantom11718 3 роки тому +3

      Truer statements never said

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 3 роки тому +15

      Well 1000 frames are a lot to get through when your demo runs at 4 frames a minute

    • @ceegronlee
      @ceegronlee 3 роки тому +2

      Like a bad dream

    • @drasiella
      @drasiella 3 роки тому

      For real tho

  • @localvoidlander8093
    @localvoidlander8093 2 роки тому +14

    this is the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed, I'm literally crying. Forget the games I've made, this is the peak of what we as humanity can achieve. We did it. We can finally rest as a species and know we did good.

  • @DarthZ01
    @DarthZ01 3 роки тому +555

    This doesnt even look like a game.
    This looks like one of those out of bounds areas in a game where all the assets are stored.
    What is this supposed to even become? At absolute, unrealistic best this looks like it might become a crappy rip off of 7 days to die.

    • @LikaLaruku
      @LikaLaruku 3 роки тому +10

      It looks like gameplay footage from Bloodlines of Prima, which is the worst MMO I've ever seen.

    • @psych0185
      @psych0185 3 роки тому +5

      Hopefully, we'll see more when it reaches further stages of development.... or maybe not

    • @swishfish8858
      @swishfish8858 3 роки тому +6

      It looks like when the outcast kid says "hey guys come check out my new GMod server"

    • @RM_VFX
      @RM_VFX 3 роки тому +7

      The city is literally every free mini-kit from Kitbash3D

    • @nonefyer372
      @nonefyer372 3 роки тому +2

      @@RM_VFX holy shit that is legendary

  • @darkziken
    @darkziken 3 роки тому +133

    dreamworld is the best, i pledged 0$ on it and I still want a refund

  • @UnityGuy
    @UnityGuy 3 роки тому +158

    Not gonna lie as a single indie developer who knows a bit about multiplayer, I could have made what they did in a single day at most. Clearly a scam now and people need to start refunding asap. This is why small games should generally be free to play with optional cosmetics to support developers.

    • @Azriclu
      @Azriclu 3 роки тому +15

      Damn, itd take me a week. Why you checking us newbies like that?

    • @MedAmineMatmati
      @MedAmineMatmati 3 роки тому +11

      @@Azriclu a week if you're making the assets yourself. They clearly didn't tho

    • @feelinghypothermic
      @feelinghypothermic 3 роки тому +3

      @@Azriclu real flex, I believe he can do it in a day since his username is unityguy123 lmao

    • @VoiceULove
      @VoiceULove 3 роки тому +8

      The fact anyone even thought this was a legit kickstarter should question their financial responsibility. They asked for $10,000 and that alone should have been the first huge red flag. You aren't going to make anything for $10,000. Second red flag was that God awful video of him crying about his life. Anyways, there are stupid people in the world and apparently they had around $65,000 among them.

    • @DodaGarcia
      @DodaGarcia 3 роки тому +4

      Sadly they don't have to refund anybody, nowhere did their Kickstarter promise a good game or (if I'm not mistaken) even a finished one.

  • @pikamario99
    @pikamario99 2 роки тому +46

    I've been bingeing this channel and you know what, I think this is my favourite video yet. The game footage montage is hilarious on its own but the jokes in the vlog sections are top-notch.
    And of course it's the cap of an amazing saga to read up on after the fact

  • @Naptosis
    @Naptosis 3 роки тому +191

    I wouldn't be surprised if the 'game' (which literally is just assets placed in a space, it's like an evening of work max) is just smoke and mirrors whilst the executable mines cryptocoin in the background.

    • @velfad
      @velfad 3 роки тому +3

      No point unless there's thousands of copies distributed and even then people wouldn't bother "playing" this for more than 10 minutes so nothing of substance would be mined.

  • @tho_tho
    @tho_tho 3 роки тому +481

    Don't know what you people are talking about, this looks amazing! Possibly best powerpoint video I've ever watched!
    What do you mean this is a game?

    • @xelgameshow7177
      @xelgameshow7177 3 роки тому +14

      i thought this was a slide show, and thought it was gorgeous too. but then realized this is a game

    • @NoArtisticLimitation
      @NoArtisticLimitation 3 роки тому +4

      Game!? I thought it was a Missingno simulator.

    • @Xisansia
      @Xisansia 3 роки тому

      Oh wow my bad

  • @HaplessOne
    @HaplessOne 3 роки тому +256

    So much freedom you can walk through buildings! Absolutely revolutionary gameplay if you ask me. You can go anywhere, and jump around and dig holes and stuff. Wow, truly impressive.

    • @kozakos1999
      @kozakos1999 3 роки тому +8

      Official noclip. I am sold!

    • @Salsmachev
      @Salsmachev 3 роки тому +16

      If you dig deep enough you might even find the fun

    • @luclin92
      @luclin92 3 роки тому +7

      All in 4 fps too

    • @NussbertBeinhart
      @NussbertBeinhart 3 роки тому +2

      It's just like minecraft, but one is a true and tested beloved game, the other is minecraft. /s

    • @kozakos1999
      @kozakos1999 3 роки тому +1

      @@NussbertBeinhart Minecraft don't have noclip built in 0/10

  • @nerdychocobo
    @nerdychocobo 2 роки тому +22

    btw I don't have much experience with unreal, but I CAN tell you adding collision to buildings is as simple as having a collision mesh (which you can get unreal to automatically generate for you) and pressing ONE button to make it detect collision

  • @Effaly_
    @Effaly_ 3 роки тому +614

    This "game" looks like someone downloaded Unreal Engine and played around with some assets for an hour. I'm speaking from experience.

    • @coalmine9666
      @coalmine9666 3 роки тому +38

      yeah. legit looks like friends said "yall wanna goof off in Unreal?" and they all said "I guess sure."

    • @xalzor740
      @xalzor740 3 роки тому +19

      Because it is

    • @andrzejsugier
      @andrzejsugier 3 роки тому +8

      They even used the default progress bar GUI, laziness in this one is strong. Changing colors would take whole 2 seconds.

    • @GGG_gaming
      @GGG_gaming 3 роки тому +13

      look at the FPS, for something to run that horrible that intentionally made it that laggy, cause a lot of those videos are from well known people so im sure they have pretty damn good pcs
      they caused all the lag and bad frames on purpose no way ANY game developer in the last 10 years made something that badly optimized on accident

    • @petersturgeon1585
      @petersturgeon1585 3 роки тому +6

      It's more like 1.5 hours, 30 minutes of which is just cleaning up all of the reproductive organs made of cubes, buildings and other make reproductive organs

  • @addisonthegamer
    @addisonthegamer 3 роки тому +281

    A game that is considered "Alpha" in the gaming industry has to have all features and content represented in the delivery candidate. While some features/UI may be temp and not final, all features have to function and work based upon the design documents. This game is not an alpha. It is a prototype.

    • @SianaGearz
      @SianaGearz 3 роки тому +40

      It could have been a prototype if it had any functionality to speak of. It's not good enough to be a prototype.

    • @Maric18
      @Maric18 3 роки тому +4

      alphas are for making sure everything works, structurally and can still
      so yeah the features have to exist, they don't have to all function perfectly yet and there can still be a few added or removed
      alpha ENDS with a feature freeze
      I generally support even games going into an actual alpha and not an "open beta but don't be too harsh please"
      that being said if this is an alpha of the game, the game will be shit, this wouldn't even be a proper proof of concept

    • @nick15684
      @nick15684 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, this would not even pass the proof of concept phase of the design process, let alone be considered anywhere near alpha. Clearly, these scammers have no idea how to create a game.

    • @Ventorath
      @Ventorath 3 роки тому +8

      It's not even a prototype. There is no game. There is nothing. It's a flat surface with some placeholder structures and the ability to spawn objects. That's not a game. This is very clearly something they threw together whilst having no idea how to use the software just so they could say they're "working on it".

    • @SpectroliteDS2400
      @SpectroliteDS2400 3 роки тому +4

      this is practically akin to the *very* first versions of minecraft. you know, the ones where you were on a flat plane of stone/grass and could place and break blocks? The ones from LONG before even the first *ALPHA* version?

  • @duck3892
    @duck3892 3 роки тому +153

    You could literally make this in roblox and it would run better holy damn

    • @turbosoggy8404
      @turbosoggy8404 3 роки тому +5

      It straight up looks reminiscent of a Roblox game

    • @margo7763
      @margo7763 3 роки тому +15

      Non ironically I've seen roblox mmos that are 100x better than this

    • @RandomPerson-yf4ox
      @RandomPerson-yf4ox 3 роки тому +3

      @@margo7763 yep i can double up on that

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 3 роки тому +1

      OOF!

    • @hellspawn3200
      @hellspawn3200 3 роки тому

      I've seen better looking world in 2nd life

  • @indrainspace2601
    @indrainspace2601 2 роки тому +5

    It's been a full year and some change and we're still waiting on Taquito's apology

  • @justintantiongloc6987
    @justintantiongloc6987 3 роки тому +274

    I suspect Taquito Bandito changed their username and permanently moved to TikTok after that utter destruction

  • @Coronavirus-yl7mq
    @Coronavirus-yl7mq 3 роки тому +283

    pro tip: to boost your FPS try closing the "game" and never launch it again

    • @GusMortis
      @GusMortis 3 роки тому +14

      Thank you coronavirus, your the hero we needed, never wanted, and was lied about constantly. The king of trolls.

  • @DemonicAkumi
    @DemonicAkumi 3 роки тому +161

    I really like how after calling out Bandito that the dislikes went from 3 to 2.

  • @alexv3357
    @alexv3357 2 роки тому +11

    I never thought I'd watch Robb Stark cosplaying Han Solo explain MMO scams to me, but here I am

  • @ignskeletons
    @ignskeletons 3 роки тому +227

    This looks like something a high school kid learning Unreal Engine makes for his student project with a bunch of free assets he downloaded off the internet.

    • @Morrodin182
      @Morrodin182 3 роки тому +17

      That is insulting! ... towards the kid >.>

    • @RavienGaming
      @RavienGaming 3 роки тому +4

      No way. A highschooler would do a much better job! :D

    • @Yuzuki1337
      @Yuzuki1337 3 роки тому +15

      The high schooler would at least be fueled by passion and thus try to make anything coherent

    • @DylozWitty
      @DylozWitty 3 роки тому +2

      I’m not saying my things looked any better but atleast made my own assets

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 3 роки тому +1

      I have seen high school students make better games.

  • @NielsMulvad
    @NielsMulvad 3 роки тому +92

    It's amazing that Josh would go so far, as to animate his background and then use CGI to move stuff around. Amazing.

  • @xxballisticxx2363
    @xxballisticxx2363 3 роки тому +435

    I almost want to start a series where I, having literally no experience in game design or coding, attempt to create a game that is better than this....

    • @loicdebacker5425
      @loicdebacker5425 3 роки тому +14

      Lol go for it !

    • @vangoghsseveredear
      @vangoghsseveredear 3 роки тому +63

      "I have literally no idea what I'm doing and can still make a better game than Dream Part 1"

    • @mweis1
      @mweis1 3 роки тому +20

      Using Unreal Engine 4, that's a surprisingly simple task (I'm doing just that and would like to think it's better than this by far).
      That however makes this excuse for a game even more hilariously bad

    • @mweis1
      @mweis1 3 роки тому +3

      @Liam Carroll I actually taught everything myself while working on my game in Unreal. Modern engines fortunately make it relatively easy to create something good, if you're willing to actually work for it a bit

    • @austiniscoolduh
      @austiniscoolduh 3 роки тому +4

      It won’t take long. This game is just the unity tutorials put all into one project. Literally.

  • @trieshardgaming
    @trieshardgaming Рік тому +3

    November 2023 update- they are releasing an Alpha 2, there team is 15+ now, all new mechanics on the alpha 2.
    Alpha 2 is free but slow roll out. If you purchased alpha 1, you can either get a full refund, or immediate access to the new alpha 2.
    Tbh, not bad at all. They have come a long way.

  • @videopar9750
    @videopar9750 3 роки тому +184

    It would have been even more funny if he removed a green screen of his bedroom to reveal his bedroom

    • @Percopius
      @Percopius 3 роки тому

      Hehe

    • @RisingMooon
      @RisingMooon 3 роки тому +2

      You friend, are a genius

    • @BobaFettFan
      @BobaFettFan 3 роки тому +6

      "This is in fact a green screen, hiding my collection, which is the image displayed on the green screen."

    • @talkingbutt3150
      @talkingbutt3150 3 роки тому

      Yes that would be AWESOME.

  • @knaveHearted
    @knaveHearted 3 роки тому +91

    Looks like Toquito Bandito is as good at keeping his word, as he is spotting green screen backgrounds.

    • @bsowers22
      @bsowers22 3 роки тому +4

      “Taquito Bandito is Wrong” will be my new phrase every time I see someone get owned!

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 3 роки тому

      To be fair, the camera's focus does make the background look a bit blurry.

  • @BlackPenzo
    @BlackPenzo 3 роки тому +70

    Ashes of Creation delayed their Alpha to not compete with this masterpiece

  • @voided_sun
    @voided_sun 2 роки тому +10

    I've done a game design minor, and what you have here looks eerily similar to what a student makes as part of an introductory Unity3D course over the span of 8-10 weeks while following a bunch of other classes.

    • @LordOfLemon
      @LordOfLemon 2 роки тому +1

      Pretty much, though it also contains simple multiplayer which may take an extra 2-3 weeks.

    • @wakelogger8357
      @wakelogger8357 Рік тому

      8-10 weeks? Now i am sorry,I don’t have any experience about developing a game nor knowledge on softwares,but that “thing” there is something i can do in a day. Just teach me how to duplicate a big world and then I’ll do it.

  • @Andrew-ij3mh
    @Andrew-ij3mh 3 роки тому +467

    This looks like a school project made the day before it was due.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому +2

      Heard of the Movie "Finding Jesus"? Its a known Scam and tries to pray on Christians, especially Children. No kidding; please inform yourself about it.

    • @DeathToRain
      @DeathToRain 3 роки тому +1

      @@slevinchannel7589 how do I invest?

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому

      @@DeathToRain "Invest"??
      Sorry, i dont know, at all, what you mean by that.

    • @DeathToRain
      @DeathToRain 3 роки тому +8

      @@slevinchannel7589 I want to invest in this scam that prays on Christians.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому

      @@DeathToRain WTF are you babbling.
      I hope youre joking.

  • @DemonOfMyMind
    @DemonOfMyMind 3 роки тому +261

    This looks like an incomplete second life map.

    • @JMcAfreak
      @JMcAfreak 3 роки тому +14

      It looks like an incomplete, cookie-cutter second life shop sim bordered by several other bad SL sims. It's so horrible lol.

    • @steevez321
      @steevez321 3 роки тому

      It looks like an inco

    • @Xetan123
      @Xetan123 3 роки тому +8

      Literally my first thought. And the frame rate is just as bad as one.

    • @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa
      @OOhlUkaTmEImGanSTa 3 роки тому +13

      This is exactly what I thought! All that's missing is a buff leather daddy cybering with his husky voiced, goth vampire princess named Tammy IRL

    • @yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082
      @yudhiadhyatmikosiswono9082 3 роки тому +1

      That game will fry my PC faster.

  • @isaacsantos6200
    @isaacsantos6200 3 роки тому +84

    The elegance and absolute beauty of that roast of Taquito Bandito brought tears to my eyes. Fantastically done

  • @Ano-Nymous
    @Ano-Nymous 3 роки тому +8

    So there we are. 2021 and despite the technical development on hardware and communication speed within the last years, we are faced with buggy software products and game releases that leave the paying customer with the duty of finding and reporting errors. Looking at the alpha of Dreamland brings me back to around 1999 when I took my first attempts on creating webpages, felt in love with Macromedie Flash and gathered experiences with 3D modeling software. Man I was so looking forward for everybody to have highspeed internet and a powerfull machine at home. It just wasn't there to that time, so it was always a struggle between fast loading pages and the loading content. A lot of compromises have been done in that time. From my viewpoint the result was the internet being flooded with webpages one being more ugly than the other. Somehow the same can be said about games from that time. Hardware like RAM, graphic cards etc. have been extremely expensive (at least for me). And the developers had to keep that in mind as well.
    And now that we have CPU's with several cores, each being capable of doing tasks that seemed to be impossible not that long ago, affordable RAM and internet connections that are getting faster and faster the industry wants us to go back to 1999. 😖😡🤢

  • @Kaazikin
    @Kaazikin 3 роки тому +75

    POV: you're looking for taquito bandito's apology

  • @saysapphy9055
    @saysapphy9055 3 роки тому +426

    "East teleporter, west teleporter"
    Hold up
    This looks awfully like a minecraft server spawn.
    Minecraft server spawns have actual effort put into them though.

    • @Rman0712
      @Rman0712 3 роки тому +35

      They probably got the idea from one of their child moderators who play minecraft.

    • @OMGhappiness
      @OMGhappiness 3 роки тому +5

      Lol I build spawns and towns, this is.... whew. Looks bad.

    • @nathanielheilmann7351
      @nathanielheilmann7351 3 роки тому +5

      It looks like something out of Second Life

    • @fatcatsnuggleparty4272
      @fatcatsnuggleparty4272 3 роки тому +5

      @@nathanielheilmann7351 Second life at least had some level of quality in some of the sims. 'some'

    • @99xara99
      @99xara99 3 роки тому

      Ikr, the starting area severely reminded me of a minecraft server I used to play on 😂

  • @mrtomfox
    @mrtomfox 3 роки тому +541

    Josh is a very high level Brit, he's mastered dual wielding tea cups

    • @silverreaps6803
      @silverreaps6803 3 роки тому +13

      Truly a sight to behold

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 роки тому +15

      He also has clean teeth

    • @mrtomfox
      @mrtomfox 3 роки тому +13

      @@ammagon4519 Truly a God amongst men

    • @AL-fl4jk
      @AL-fl4jk 2 роки тому +2

      @@mrtomfox all hail the dual fisting god

    • @TheKueiJin
      @TheKueiJin 2 роки тому +2

      He would be a master level if he actually had tea in the gauntlet mug. I know it's a KNIGHTmare to clean, but it would have been worth it.

  • @DocCovington
    @DocCovington 2 роки тому +43

    I am at a loss of words. I'd laugh if it wasn't so sad.
    There are really people who gave those scammers their hard earned money? Dear God.

  • @scotmcpherson
    @scotmcpherson 3 роки тому +210

    Ok let's hear it Taquito Bandito!!!!

    • @LaverniusTucker2410
      @LaverniusTucker2410 3 роки тому +24

      Taquito Bandito is an incel

    • @fezzverbal
      @fezzverbal 3 роки тому +1

      'Inhales' Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @BenTenpenny
    @BenTenpenny 3 роки тому +58

    I will still not believe this to not be a greenscreen background. Captain Disillusion will soon debunk this elaborate keying effect.

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 3 роки тому +3

      Wait, that obnoxious clown is still around?

    • @gnralZTT
      @gnralZTT 3 роки тому +1

      @@Popebug obnoxious clown? You mean yourself?

    • @luckyluc9972
      @luckyluc9972 3 роки тому +10

      @@gnralZTT Bandito, is that you?? :P

  • @schwimm33
    @schwimm33 3 роки тому +94

    This game makes Starcitizen look like an absolutely finished game. I really appreciate that!

    • @MatheusLima-pd8zw
      @MatheusLima-pd8zw 3 роки тому +3

      Lol!!! I was thinking the exactly same

    • @johnwolf2349
      @johnwolf2349 3 роки тому +5

      Hell, it makes SC look well optimized, which... Isn't something I ever thought I'd say.

    • @hullmining6903
      @hullmining6903 3 роки тому

      My wallet agrees with your sir

    • @wsippel
      @wsippel 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah. But then again, Star Citizen has six studios in four countries, close to 1000 devs working on the project. Not two. There's a real, massive development team with experienced staff working on... something. No guarantee it'll ever ship, no guarantee it'll be any good if it ever does, but it's certainly no Dreamworld.

    • @averagechadlegionary5824
      @averagechadlegionary5824 3 роки тому +1

      It is finished compared to this considering there’s actual playable gameplay in SC and a pretty expansive world space to explore

  • @ericconnor8419
    @ericconnor8419 2 роки тому +4

    I am a landscaper by trade. I have made a few 2d platform and puzzle games for fun. I am certain that if I sat down for one month with a budget of a few hundred pounds I could make something better than this. The only applicable experience I have is garden design and making levels for Blood and Duke 3D in the 90s. Even as a teenager with a 486 I thought about colour palettes and lighting.

  • @branislavhatala3067
    @branislavhatala3067 3 роки тому +195

    This game deserves one sample of "Bruh" streched over whole video

    • @shinramyun
      @shinramyun 3 роки тому +5

      almost made me spit my drink.

    • @kendricksarles494
      @kendricksarles494 3 роки тому +2

      the console has awarded but one singular yike

    • @RDR911
      @RDR911 3 роки тому +1

      @@kendricksarles494 which one? PS5?

  • @Fast_TV.
    @Fast_TV. 3 роки тому +52

    Hi, I am a game dev, i work in unreal, have about 6 years experience in unreal as an engine and about 1.5 years in unity.
    For 4 months work this is disgraceful. What the game actually looks like is actually irrelevant, the problem here is, there is no game logic in place, no basic principled server logic and what appears to be no code at all.
    This is simply an empty world with plopped down pre bought assets. This kind of work would take about 45 minutes in the real world of development for a level design.

    • @hawkshot867
      @hawkshot867 2 роки тому +1

      I got a degree in 3D Animation and Design, it's not even passable as an environment for 4 months of work lol.

    • @kzkaa.
      @kzkaa. 2 роки тому

      My 10 years old self have made more cohesive game in scratch over the course of a week than what they accomplished in 4 months as a mature adults.

  • @wojakcageman8026
    @wojakcageman8026 3 роки тому +44

    The candy canes dotted on the hillside really tie the game together. Glad it's looking so good.

  • @iamjvckpot
    @iamjvckpot 3 роки тому +2

    All things considered that intro song was really nice to drive to. Got me all up in my head thinking bout my feels.

  • @xoawolf
    @xoawolf 3 роки тому +196

    Josh Strife Hayes: "it's very important to realize that as humans, changing your opinion based on newly presented evidence is a very hard thing to do."
    Me looking for Taquito Bandito: 👀 👀 👀

    • @kokosan09
      @kokosan09 3 роки тому +1

      ooooooh you're right 😂

  • @nick15684
    @nick15684 3 роки тому +281

    It's pretty obvious these scammers don't even have the slightest idea how to create a game, let alone an MMO. This wouldn't even pass as a proof of concept prototype during the design phase, let alone an alpha build for people to play.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 роки тому +1

      As you talk about Scams:
      Heard of the Movie "Finding Jesus"?
      Its a known Scam and tries to pray on Christians, especially Children.

    • @nick15684
      @nick15684 3 роки тому +18

      @@slevinchannel7589 Never heard of it, don't care about Christian movies, actively try to avoid them, as a matter of fact. But a scam is a scam and shitty regardless of the context.

  • @GreenTeaTheTea
    @GreenTeaTheTea 3 роки тому +217

    Guys, taquito is on the right track, but he isn't going deep enough
    The whole thing is a greenscreen, even the snarky british guy himself
    It's all ran by
    A h i g h e r e n t i t y

    • @0bashie
      @0bashie 3 роки тому +12

      the lime screen

    • @pennyforyourthots
      @pennyforyourthots 3 роки тому +10

      @@0bashie the blueish-green screen

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 3 роки тому +5

      @@pennyforyourthots the blue marble screen

  • @SilveRef92
    @SilveRef92 2 роки тому +9

    I am late to the party, but that smile after you put up a sign is so smug I couldn't help but laugh. Good show, you petty amazing fellow.

  • @TammyTwilightRose
    @TammyTwilightRose 3 роки тому +44

    The intro is just pure art. That could've been the whole video and I would've loved it

  • @LiamBrownTheKing
    @LiamBrownTheKing 3 роки тому +297

    Pledge $300 and get horse armor!

    • @tonkotsuramen8453
      @tonkotsuramen8453 3 роки тому +3

      Stonks

    • @GatorRay
      @GatorRay 3 роки тому +5

      I remember when WATCHMOJO took a potshot at Konami for including it in Metal Gear Solid V (Yeah I sadly used to watch their crap. I used to be QUITE STUPID)

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 3 роки тому +5

      "Disclaimer: there may not be any horses in the game"

    • @theskieshavefallen8408
      @theskieshavefallen8408 3 роки тому +1

      Todd would be so proud.

    • @tahunuva4254
      @tahunuva4254 3 роки тому +1

      500 and you get the horse.

  • @MrinalKantiM
    @MrinalKantiM 3 роки тому +213

    That developer is a just a symptom of a larger disease - what gets accepted as a minimum viable product in the courtrooms today. Guys like these don't spend any of the raised capital on the development but a good part of it hiring lawyers who would help them lower the bar on the delivered product to avoid conviction.

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 2 роки тому +6

      It all goes back to tech corporations spending all their capital on shaming the gaming community into silence.

  • @Fubukio
    @Fubukio 3 роки тому +6

    Either Taquito Bandito has mediocre eyesight or I have quite good eyesight cause I can clearly see Josh's shadow moved correctly on shiny box covers and appears completely different on wooden shelves, which is why I knew it was real.

  • @eradian1
    @eradian1 3 роки тому +70

    SPOILERS for video:
    That second mug was such a plot twist M Night is probably going to use it in his next film