So true, but, when are you gonna do yours? Beat them at their own game. I'm writing a Sci-Fi book that will be a smash hit, and probably made into a film. Longer road to riches, and I'll probably be dead before getting as much as I need to move to where I want to be, but at least it is honest.
@@randomdaveUK One:- I am already a fair way through the book. Two:- There is not one script in the history of stage plays nor films that has not been destroyed by the bosses of western studios. That was why Nick Parks made his characters and wrote his scripts and filmed everything himself, with the help of his friends and colleagues. Three:- A script, by itself, will be destroyed in very short order by the accountants and owners of the big companies. I will release the book and then will see what is to happen next. Probably get in touch with DUST.
@@DavidSmith-oy4of And a thread full of "I used to think investing wasn't for me, but with the help of Mr. Scam McFraud I'm now withdrawing $80,000 in profits, here's his WhatsApp..."
Lol spot on... you forgot to add the "I wake up at 4am because I want to see the world before anyone else does, I do my meditation and write my achievement journal while planning of my next entrepreneur steps" thingy.
@@PolishBehemoth "I have done more by 6am than you will do your whole day" too :D Having 100 accountants doing the rest of their job is never mentioned.
The fact that the toilet roll represents your future and he later says he shits power is underappreciated. He shits power and wipes it with your future.
Reminds me of SO many born-rich ‘visionaries’ who like to tell everyone they can be anything they choose to be if they just follow their dreams. No luv, YOU can, but the rest of us might have to forfeit our dreams for a crappy McJob we hate in order to afford shoes.
Also there are too many people in the world, few can be rich, it’s just impossible for everyone to achieve their dream, if that is to make a lot of money
There's this scientific study, where pairs of 2 played monopoly. In one group one starts with more money, and the people who win despite starting with more attribute their success to themselves instead of other factors.
This is so spot on from those business "experts" who spout their nonsense for a fee. That is their expertise: getting other mugs to buy their books or attend their conferences. Please 😂
Spot on! as much as i enjoy Steven Bartlett's podcasts - this is pretty much most of the guests. "I was unhappy, so i quit my job, left my partner and now I'm a millionaire"
I found that podcast just made me feel shit and uninspired. Makes it seem like if you're not hustling for 20 hours a day, you won't make it - and then once they've achieved their dreams and they're multi-millionaires in their 30s, they realise they're not 100% happy and have the luxury to take a step back and relax. Doesn't help that some of his guests are cretins.
It's great how with each passing year we're recognising more and more corporate "jobs" as completely worthless and not at all worthy of the ridiculous salaries these parasites receive for doing sweet FA. I swear these people create new, meaningless job titles every day just so they can feel important - because they know, deep down, that what they're doing has absolutely no merit or value and contributes nothing to society.
@@jonathanmarkham1998 You flatter me. I first used the term about 7 years ago in reaction to what I perceived in the mental health system. A play on toxic masculinity. I can’t be certain but I probably picked it up from an article I read. Probably in the Guardian. It is a phenomenon that is prevalent and needs to be recognised. It’s a tool of the grifter.
@@jonathanmarkham1998 It is a fairly new term, but they didn't come up with it. Look it up, there are videos on it. If you look into it, you may well realise it is a thing and it is pretty toxic. In fact, as a Stockport supporter, you should absolutely understand.
"Toxic positivity". Not heard that before. I like it as withering criticism. (Similar to "Bro Science" in the Gym, and "Mindset Bro" - another M. Spicer label, and the title of this particular Michael Spicer gem). I will use it, and credit you.
@@JohnPreston888 Google it. It has been around for awhile. It started being used more when Mindfulness and the new wave self help culture started to take hold.
If you leave out the contemplative pause, it reduced its effect because it sounds like a Hoo-Hah! slogan for a bumper-sticker on a vanity SUV or sports car. But "I eat knowledge and I.......shit power" is a proper reflection of Michael Spicer's excellent comic timing.
Reminds me of Elon Musk and Donald Trump... one got his money from an apartheid emerald mine, and the other got it from a NYC real estate magnate. Such humble beginnings for both geniuses.
@@madelaki my favourite artists and activists are not fascist billionaires and traitors (who also happen to be the biggest fraudsters in this century).
I think the same could be said for those of leftist causes. Don't think rich parents giving their children a headstart in their life is just a one-sided political thing.
Every finance bros ever: "my advice is you need to have that mindset that keeps you motivated, it's that mindset that puts you ahead of all the others, that mindset is extremely key to your success; if you don't have that mindset you will fail; your wife will leave you, your family will disown you and you will lose everything".
That comment about being given '£20 million on your 18th birthday' is very observant. So many so called entrepreneurs and 'tech bros' that the media celebrate are actually coming from very privileged backgrounds and the big issue is they can afford to not work for three years and drop £1 million into a venture that fails and still have £18 million left and have had a nice life for three years. Kids from poor backgrounds cant do that and so never get the chance. They have to get a job.
For me it's more that they are told from a young age, and can in very real terms, afford to fail. People from poorer backgrounds don't usually dare risk 'putting it all on red'.
We're currently reading "The Innovator's Method" at our company book club. I haven't gotten very far yet, but so far the advice seems to boil down to 1) be born into a family with money and connections 2) fuck ethics. "Oh, but Miss Whatserface didn't write a business plan! She just bought the stuff herself, sold it to her friends, got a leading person in the industry to introduce her to people, and used unpaid interns!" 👏👏👏 And yes, I know I'm being snarky and books like this might encourage risk-taking in a rigid corporate environment - but it's definitely not very viable for the average Tom, Dick or Harry.
Right I’ve been to the bathroom (or rest room for our American cousins) studied my toilet roll, in detail, from all angles. Question: why can I still not pay my basic household bills yet 🤷♂️😢
Rich people who were born and raised into wealth think that they started at first base when they actually got an express pass to third and still think they ran a home-run 😂
You make a sound point. Success is more fairly measured as the distance between where you started and where you got to, not just where you got to. It's that 'where you started' piece that is so often forgotten.
@@Robutube1Yeah, also it has diminishing returns. Not every million is the same. Going from 0 to 10 million quid will often be more impressive than going from 10 million quid to 100.
The person who gets rich during a gold rush is the one who sells the shovels and pans. TLDR the person who sells you solutions to get rich is the only person getting rich
I am glad he said it was a toilet roll. I was looking at from all angles and still had no clue what it was. For some reason my friends won't let me use the bathroom when I visit them.
I applied this advice when trying to ask out a girl. I started moving around her and looking at her from all angles, dont worry i did it when it was just me and her there so it wasnt awkward. Then she started asking what the hell i was doing and started running so i had to run her speed to continue my examination and she started making it really difficult for me and i couldnt seee all angles. I finally managed to get her still to check but thenpolice arrived and Ive just finished my 10 year prison sentence and have decided shes not the one for me. Not to worry coz theres plenty of fish in the sea
This remindes me of this guy who has a construction business, like cement, bricks and stuff. He just said at the beginning of his talk yeah my dad gave me the initial funding then I started my business. Like, no bs. Good for him.
'Gentlemen, when I started Reynholm industries I had only TWO things in my possession:
A dream and six million pounds'
"Sir, the police are here. Somthing about irregularities in the pention fund."
@@RockPhonic 🏃♂ 🪟 ⬇
OMG I miss that program!!!
Escort them in and make them a cup of tea would you? YEET out the window
Absolutely brilliant show! As is this man 🥳
Brilliant. There are so mny of these so-called business experts out there… basically “buy my book to learn how to get rich”… which makes them rich.
So true, but, when are you gonna do yours? Beat them at their own game. I'm writing a Sci-Fi book that will be a smash hit, and probably made into a film. Longer road to riches, and I'll probably be dead before getting as much as I need to move to where I want to be, but at least it is honest.
@@Demun1649 why don't you write a script?
@@randomdaveUK He's already told you that he's writing a sci-fi book, so why are you asking him that?
@@randomdaveUK One:- I am already a fair way through the book.
Two:- There is not one script in the history of stage plays nor films that has not been destroyed by the bosses of western studios. That was why Nick Parks made his characters and wrote his scripts and filmed everything himself, with the help of his friends and colleagues.
Three:- A script, by itself, will be destroyed in very short order by the accountants and owners of the big companies.
I will release the book and then will see what is to happen next. Probably get in touch with DUST.
@@Demun1649 where do you want to move to?
a true podcast bro would've gone "woww bro that's crazy brooo that's wild i love that it's like wooowwwww makes you think bro"
The comment section would also be full of "This is great information! People just need to believe and do it!".
@@DavidSmith-oy4of And a thread full of "I used to think investing wasn't for me, but with the help of Mr. Scam McFraud I'm now withdrawing $80,000 in profits, here's his WhatsApp..."
@@granite_planet Wow, Mr Scam McFraud saved me a fortune! Do you have his WhatsApp no.?
@@DavidSmith-oy4of "________ out here dropping 💎s"
basically one step away from making out with each other
Lol spot on... you forgot to add the "I wake up at 4am because I want to see the world before anyone else does, I do my meditation and write my achievement journal while planning of my next entrepreneur steps" thingy.
-ice cold shower at 415am
-workout professionally
-check emails
-half my day is done by 6 or 7am
@@PolishBehemoth "I have done more by 6am than you will do your whole day" too :D
Having 100 accountants doing the rest of their job is never mentioned.
I always want to inform those people that most suicides are at around 5am
@@aryaprincess2479having 100 (of their father's) accountants
@@Ukraineaissance2014Is that actually true?
"...and women, they might want to give it a go 2." :D
As a woman, I can relate - this made me laugh and die inside.
Fuck me, this takes a few wipes to truly appreciate how many levels it's got going for it.
Surely you mean: "how many layers", right?
@@ButsJeroen i hadn't even noticed, that seems like an odd autocorrect, but maybe my keyboard was on a different language.
@@Dagenham_Swish It looks like it could be 3 ply to me
@@Mr3keestylee odd, all i see is a white square
Nice try Mike but I think I got the levels without all the rewatching 😉
The fact that the toilet roll represents your future and he later says he shits power is underappreciated. He shits power and wipes it with your future.
Reminds me of SO many born-rich ‘visionaries’ who like to tell everyone they can be anything they choose to be if they just follow their dreams. No luv, YOU can, but the rest of us might have to forfeit our dreams for a crappy McJob we hate in order to afford shoes.
Also there are too many people in the world, few can be rich, it’s just impossible for everyone to achieve their dream, if that is to make a lot of money
@@WiffGiff for a handful of people to be rich a million need to be poor. Oh well. No other option I suppose
Knowledge is my shoes.
@@br2485 The option is to eat them and do something different
There's this scientific study, where pairs of 2 played monopoly. In one group one starts with more money, and the people who win despite starting with more attribute their success to themselves instead of other factors.
This is so spot on from those business "experts" who spout their nonsense for a fee. That is their expertise: getting other mugs to buy their books or attend their conferences. Please 😂
We don't have to now. LOL
"wHaT A seLF-LimITInG mIndSEt!"
Spot on! as much as i enjoy Steven Bartlett's podcasts - this is pretty much most of the guests. "I was unhappy, so i quit my job, left my partner and now I'm a millionaire"
”I started only as a multimillionaire, but now I do high-risk high-reward daytrading, and am a millionaire now!“
I found that podcast just made me feel shit and uninspired. Makes it seem like if you're not hustling for 20 hours a day, you won't make it - and then once they've achieved their dreams and they're multi-millionaires in their 30s, they realise they're not 100% happy and have the luxury to take a step back and relax.
Doesn't help that some of his guests are cretins.
@@howtomundane3109 " I have heard your wife make you a millionaire. How did she make it?"
"Well I used to be a multimillionaire."
Except Bartlett constantly asks every black guest about racism repeated whether they want to discuss it or not.
When he said “do you understand?” in that particular tone it was so spot on it sent shivers of disgust down my spine.
Great call back at the end making this sketch a sort of loop... Like a toilet roll.
Oooooh, no.
You don't want a tp loop.
You can never get in to those things. Spinning them round and round trying to find the end.........
👀
this is absolute gold. how do you not have 2 million subs yet?
Efit: Hi.....asking about 'subscrptions' ...is a red light babe xx best wishes😎😂👍
He's spent too much time on the street with a sad dog
On his way
I ask that about some of the funniest, most talented people on youtube. It's a shame, fuck the algorithm.
He does not look at his videos from all angles to see the full potential.
What’s worse is that I’ve seen videos like this on Instagram that are from “professional business advisors.”
No shit. It‘s almost as if this video is made as a parody
just something you digest in a 15 seconds basically, which gets views, and you get money from views.
@@anabang1251 It’s a parody? No way! I thought it was a documentary 🤷♂️
It's great how with each passing year we're recognising more and more corporate "jobs" as completely worthless and not at all worthy of the ridiculous salaries these parasites receive for doing sweet FA. I swear these people create new, meaningless job titles every day just so they can feel important - because they know, deep down, that what they're doing has absolutely no merit or value and contributes nothing to society.
Great example of toxic positivity.
That’s a new term you’ve come up with surely.
@@jonathanmarkham1998
You flatter me. I first used the term about 7 years ago in reaction to what I perceived in the mental health system. A play on toxic masculinity. I can’t be certain but I probably picked it up from an article I read. Probably in the Guardian. It is a phenomenon that is prevalent and needs to be recognised. It’s a tool of the grifter.
@@jonathanmarkham1998 It is a fairly new term, but they didn't come up with it. Look it up, there are videos on it. If you look into it, you may well realise it is a thing and it is pretty toxic.
In fact, as a Stockport supporter, you should absolutely understand.
"Toxic positivity". Not heard that before. I like it as withering criticism. (Similar to "Bro Science" in the Gym, and "Mindset Bro" - another M. Spicer label, and the title of this particular Michael Spicer gem). I will use it, and credit you.
@@JohnPreston888
Google it. It has been around for awhile. It started being used more when Mindfulness and the new wave self help culture started to take hold.
"I eat knowledge, and I... shit power" sounds exactly like a line Nicola Murray would say haha
Knowledge is porridge.🙃
Super bat people !
Based reference
"I eat knowledge and I shit power" might be the best line of
2023 so far
If you leave out the contemplative pause, it reduced its effect because it sounds like a Hoo-Hah! slogan for a bumper-sticker on a vanity SUV or sports car.
But "I eat knowledge and I.......shit power" is a proper reflection of Michael Spicer's excellent comic timing.
The 20 million line is pure gold. This is exactly the point that no one ever makes.
Hahaha, I love the way this one began. And I also love the middle AND the end. Brilliant!!
Love it, Mr Spicer you are a genius……discovered you during lockdown and have followed you since 👍🙂
Reminds me of Elon Musk and Donald Trump... one got his money from an apartheid emerald mine, and the other got it from a NYC real estate magnate. Such humble beginnings for both geniuses.
Why don't you go and look up the parents of your favorite artists and activists?
@@madelaki my favourite artists and activists are not fascist billionaires and traitors (who also happen to be the biggest fraudsters in this century).
@@madelaki "Nooo, not daddy musk! I must defend him publicly on the internet! I'll save your name, daddy!!"
@@SuperXzm Not an argument lol
I think the same could be said for those of leftist causes. Don't think rich parents giving their children a headstart in their life is just a one-sided political thing.
Every finance bros ever: "my advice is you need to have that mindset that keeps you motivated, it's that mindset that puts you ahead of all the others, that mindset is extremely key to your success; if you don't have that mindset you will fail; your wife will leave you, your family will disown you and you will lose everything".
I'm off to find a knowledge recipe for tea tonight 👍.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for this, these type of people really piss me off.
There's a reason these people exist, because there are even bigger morons who take them seriously.
Excellent as always!
It's always the same with those grifters, buy MY book and it will unlock the secrets of the universe!
This is great information, people just need to believe and do it!
The toilet roll analogy is actually quite brilliant.
Wait, is that what "analogy" is the study of?
@@hoilst265
That might well be the greatest pun of all time.
"Hence the toilet roll" 😂
This is a perfect encapsulation of the basic business guru con.
"Getting rich is easy, bro. Just invest bro."
"You've got to make your money work for you!"
"What money?"
The "Absolutely" at 1:02 got me
There are many plys to this sketch, you will have to dig deep to get it all out!🤣
Michael! You're on a roll as of late!
…
No pun intended!
Cheers, //Rick
This is every advert I have to sit through on youtube right now. That or Farage selling Ponzi schemes
"Hence the toilet roll".
Yup!
"This is your future." Killed me😂😂😂
That comment about being given '£20 million on your 18th birthday' is very observant. So many so called entrepreneurs and 'tech bros' that the media celebrate are actually coming from very privileged backgrounds and the big issue is they can afford to not work for three years and drop £1 million into a venture that fails and still have £18 million left and have had a nice life for three years. Kids from poor backgrounds cant do that and so never get the chance. They have to get a job.
For me it's more that they are told from a young age, and can in very real terms, afford to fail. People from poorer backgrounds don't usually dare risk 'putting it all on red'.
"I eat knowledge and shit power." 🤣🤣🤣. I need a T-shirt with this.
Attacking spurious bollox, just what we need now, in abundance .
They wipe their arse with their copy of his book. Already available for just £2.99 in The Works
So excellent. You get better Michael.
They wipe their Arse with the book afterwards 🤷♀️
I need a gif from this of the part where the guest points at the toilet roll and says "This is your future".
We're currently reading "The Innovator's Method" at our company book club. I haven't gotten very far yet, but so far the advice seems to boil down to 1) be born into a family with money and connections 2) fuck ethics.
"Oh, but Miss Whatserface didn't write a business plan! She just bought the stuff herself, sold it to her friends, got a leading person in the industry to introduce her to people, and used unpaid interns!"
👏👏👏
And yes, I know I'm being snarky and books like this might encourage risk-taking in a rigid corporate environment - but it's definitely not very viable for the average Tom, Dick or Harry.
"I shit power." Priceless
"I shit power". I need that on a fucking t-shirt immediately
"Knowledge is my food, I eat knowledge... and I shit power"
Most those people are lacking creativity and their entire self worth becomes numbers on a screen. So this was pretty accurate lol
"Hence the toilet roll" lost it
You should get Bob Mortimer's train guy on, push the envelope through the roll.
I loved this interview you did with Simon Sinek. Absolutely breathtaking
Seriously, this inspired me today to get up and look at my life from all the angles.
I was wondering what that flat white square was next to my toilet.
Right I’ve been to the bathroom (or rest room for our American cousins) studied my toilet roll, in detail, from all angles.
Question: why can I still not pay my basic household bills yet 🤷♂️😢
People still say bathroom in America.
Toilet roll analogy low-key profound unironically 😂
I'm holding off buying Patrick's book only until I've seen this reposted by a second youtuber reacting silently in an inane manner.
"I woke up yesterday at noon. For like, today."
Heehee! Lovely to see the toilet roll making a comeback after its huge popularity explosion 💥 during lockdown 🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious skit👏☺️
Brilliant! You nailed it again
They wipe their arse with money Michael.
That last line got me
Spicer nails it again. Brilliant!
Rich people who were born and raised into wealth think that they started at first base when they actually got an express pass to third and still think they ran a home-run 😂
You make a sound point. Success is more fairly measured as the distance between where you started and where you got to, not just where you got to. It's that 'where you started' piece that is so often forgotten.
@@Robutube1Yeah, also it has diminishing returns.
Not every million is the same. Going from 0 to 10 million quid will often be more impressive than going from 10 million quid to 100.
This is what I see every time I come across a Joe Rogan clip
The person who gets rich during a gold rush is the one who sells the shovels and pans.
TLDR the person who sells you solutions to get rich is the only person getting rich
No word of a joke... I found the toilet roll example quite intriguing and inspirational 🤣🤣
Masterpiece 👌
I shit power.
Hence the toilet roll???
That line was gold.
In a nutshell.. most of the business guru's out there can relate to this🤣
Jesus Christ he’s a genius at recreating these very real convos. I love you
“People don’t realize”
“100%”
Brillant.
Played smart and subtle is enjoyment
This sounds like a LinkedIn post
Your average LinkedIn poster, then. 😂😂
So underrated piece of advice. From this day on I’ll start eating knowledge and shitting power.
This was extremely amusing to watch 😂
This is so accurate.
No one has ever made 'I eat knowledge' as threatening as this man🤣🤣🤣🤣.
"I eat Knowledge and shit Power" This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard!
I am glad he said it was a toilet roll. I was looking at from all angles and still had no clue what it was. For some reason my friends won't let me use the bathroom when I visit them.
Cant even 🤣🤣
Oh my god this is SO GOOD, brilliant!
lol. Loved 'hence the toilet roll'....and underused sentiment in the world...
This channel has a lot of videos about podcasts. I bet Michael loves podcasts!
Every Diary of a CEO episode …we can all make it until we all don’t
the many perspectives of hygienic paper
Powerful stuff
Bloody brilliant! :-)
I applied this advice when trying to ask out a girl. I started moving around her and looking at her from all angles, dont worry i did it when it was just me and her there so it wasnt awkward. Then she started asking what the hell i was doing and started running so i had to run her speed to continue my examination and she started making it really difficult for me and i couldnt seee all angles. I finally managed to get her still to check but thenpolice arrived and Ive just finished my 10 year prison sentence and have decided shes not the one for me. Not to worry coz theres plenty of fish in the sea
Banger
You just summarized my LinkedIn feed
Rich dad poor dad in a nutshell...
"Here in my garage ...."
This is so perfect in every way 😂
This remindes me of this guy who has a construction business, like cement, bricks and stuff. He just said at the beginning of his talk yeah my dad gave me the initial funding then I started my business. Like, no bs. Good for him.
🤣🤣absolutely on point!
You know the interview is going to bog (roll) down when the interviewer is capable of logic.
Reminds me of the Steve Bartlett podcast that my mum listens to. No idea why she finds it so insightful.
I think that’s who this is satirising, among others. Particularly the Molly Mae Hague episode. We all have the same 24 hours my fucking arse
@@mysticalquilavaIt’s one thing to just be annoying, but those types of people actively despise those ‘below’ them.
The Women jab at the beginning was alone to confirm to me that this video is scientifically accurate
Epic talk show. Wonderful and I can’t stop laughing especially when he said “I eat Knowledge”. 😂🤣🤣