I tried Chivalry 2 so you won't have to
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2021
- I shall bed the king's wife
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►Puppy commercial break music: 🎈Song : 샛별 - Sugar Cookie / • Video
►Outro
Music credits:
Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill (Cover) by Koji Kobura
• Video
Art credits:
Knight walking puppies animation - / bluescluesvevo
Medieval overgrowth - / mdesgn099
Sitting with the pups - / lazy__drawings
Dathomir - / sin-scribbles
Floating temple - / titiknoda_
Alien fantasy - / kyle_cochran_art
Medieval sunset - / dainsart
White castle - / fyctionv - Ігри
Love it
hell yeah
I’m grabbing the shotgun
*S O N*
Brëd Boys
Father will be proud of the zanman’s Great deeds
i remember playing in the beta and one guy said in chat "imagine carrying a child for 9 months raising him all his life and then he grows up to be an archer main"
THE AUDACITY😂👌🏼👌🏼
🤣
Fucking savage XD
I remember that guy lol
@A BB Lmao, archers underrated
“What are you doing?”
“FIGHTING FOR JERUSALEM”
“Oh so it’s a sword game”
“yea”
yoo you watched that part of the video too? insane absolutely phenomenal
@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial phenomenal? this is a miracle !
*yeepp
his girlfriend knows him a little too well
DEUS VULT BROTHERS
Sean: “breathes”
Zanny or literally any other person in the party: “Way to go Sean.”
Way to go sean
Way to go sean
"Way to go Sean"
Way to go Sean
I love it
"Slaughter all the peasants! ....Oh shit, we're the peasants!"
HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED
He tells his friend to slaughter the peasants mercilessly, he agrees
3 seconds later he regrets saying that
Open the gates please i have a baby...
"Dies of dies".
on god one of the best lines in the video
Son: Father your in a zanny thumbnail
Father: is it heresy?
bread boys reference lol. like their channel tho
Son: No father, he fights for the Holy Land.
@@joeymcm04 Father: Are you sure about that?! Don't make me kill you after that
Thanks for the heart zanny Mc cheese :)
Zanny and Bread Boys collaboration? And when is Miros next pool party
I like how freckles is listed as an imperfection on par with the plauge.
Also implies that gingers are people with a disease
@@Zamntron then Scotland is a plague ridden wasteland. So pretty much just as usual
Gingers and irish people. I've got a bit of Irish in me and... yeah, got like seven or eight freckles and I only just found out after looking it up that it's usually a Scottish / Irish thing.
@@Khornecussion You have seven or eight freckles?
Like, in total?
I have double that on my left index finger, which in terms of my freckle distribution is pretty sparse. One arm alone easily has hundreds of freckles. My entire body, from head to toe is covered in freckles.
I’m a monster.
@@Khornecussion LMAO EIGHT FRECKLES
You guys got me with the “Britain’s still like this, right?” 😂😂
England*
And yes its like this, this is what happens when you're offered a cup of tea in someone's house and you refuse
This is accurate
@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 happens every football cup aswell lmao
@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 when you ask for tea and they forget the milk.
Yes basically average day on the streets of London
"The Middle Ages were fucked up, give them a Pepsi" Hilarious
Give them Coke instead
Nah give them Sprite
@@blindinghornet9079 nah give them a sprite cranberry
@@nastynamed1892 Nah, give them a mountain dew.
@@ishaansharma4325 "Our" mountain dew
“I enjoy screaming like a maniac in sword game 2 the second.”
-Sun Tzu, Art of War
i didnt say that
@@sunzoo7173 my goodness! The real sun tzu! It's an honor.
the honor is all mine representative binks
@@sunzoo7173 My god but it says it is in war of art did he lie
@@sunzoo7173 . Mesa thank yousa! Yousa gonna watch the Senate meeting tomorrow? Very important announcement mesa propose.
I love how Zanny’s gf just understand his jokes into what he’s doing. It’s like she’s learned a new language
The zan chad man language
Ping: reaches 20
Zanny: *gets more than 12 kills in a second*
“For the king!!! Or the Pope. I don’t know who’s in charge.”
What an accurate description of the Middle Ages 🤣🤣
For God.
It’s an accurate description now. No one knows who’s the real enemy.
For the biscuits!
For tea and lard on toast!
Ah yes the bucket war
His girlfriends reaction to him saying "we're retaking Jerusalem" implies that zanny regularly tells her he's retaking jerusalem
Is this not normal
@@synphilia4776 Ikr
i feel taking jerusalem is a sexual inuendo for them.
@@cultofsucc5807 his nickname for her snatch is jerusalem
😂😂
Zanny talked to his girl be like,”shall the beding begin😂
As someone who's played a hearty amount of this on PS4 and PS5 let me just say, go buy this game. Play the weird ass tutorial and jump into a game to get your muscle memory down and eventually you'll get into the groove of it and understand how to riposte, counter, break block, throw, and do all your various attacks. By the time you're hitting your stride you'll be mowing down hoards of enemies and legit making them run in terror to find their friends. It's just an absolute blast all around.
"You cannot run from death, death is wearing his Nike's"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Sun soo nerd😆
As an owner of a copy of the book, I can confirm. It says that.
@@perseuslove1335
As an expert in sun tzu I can say that he invented fighting and perfected it so no man could defeat him in the ring of honor, oh yhea and he said this too
Boiga all jokes aside, Tsun writes that military command is wasted on someone who sees war as a pursuit of honor, glory or personal vendetta. He writes that as technology and the nature of war itself changed, that war should only be seen as a way to profit for the State. It’s definitely an interesting read. And it confirms my theory that war itself is an outdated concept.
"War is based, Sun Tsu said that " Soldier,TF2 RIP Rick May, lost but not forgotten
"YOU CANNOT RUN FROM DEATH, death is wearing his nikes" - zanny 2021
He stole my idea
I commented earlier, i commented 5 minutes ago while you commented 4 minutes ago and its edited because of spelling mistake
@@MovieMaster124 the fairest of points
@@yelpynod3975 your idea? I dont think commenting quotes from the video counts as your own idea
@@geraltus414 you make a good point
This game is fun as hell, really hope is doesn’t die out.
If they keep adding new maps and hopefully new classes and weapons later on just new content in general then people will stay
I wanna see Zanny & the boys play this more often
update: it died out
@@ArcticArc1789 fr ?
@@monkey2chunky89
Very sad to say that it did.
Zanny: Runs into battle screaming
*”ACCIDENTALLY” hits a teammate*
It's so funny they make you play as peasants just to get slaughtered haha. We need to sesh this together man
That would be so awesome
They would do a better job in surviving if they had god’s blue nectar.
A dicey Australian bird, truly out in the wild😳
Yessss aussie with zanny finally
Ok jeff
"SLAUGHTER THE PEASANTS!"
-Realization*
"Oh no, WE'RE THE PEASANTS!!"
Good Soilders follows orders
@@funnynoodleman Is there an medical station nearby??? We have a Clonr Here
Zanny: SLAUGHTER THE PEASANTS
zanny 2 seconds later: OH JESUS CHRIST
0:43 "I was an adventurer like you once, Until I took an arrow to the knee"
Im dissapointed, there's no shotgun nor Father's skin in this game.
Am disappointed that they didn’t put on there helmets in the last two vids
*son.*
All I want to see added in this game is a shotgun that you use as a club.
When Zanny revealed no one came to the puppy pool party.
I almost cried
Same not even joking
Where was my invite😭😭 Poor Miro
This is the real war crime
The invites didn't make it in time
So you were stronger than most
Zanny: Way to go Sean!
Me: Wait this isnt battlefront 2
It’s not an isolated incident then
This is one of my favorite games and watching zanny play it is hilarious
Guess who’s back, back again, Zanny’s back, tell a friend.
I don’t have any friends
@@lunar3055 when does anyone have friends these days
My friends wouldn"t care they are degging gold
@@lunar3055 the feels man
Guess whos back, gusee who's back, guess who's back...
You can't run from death, death is wearing his Nikes
-zanny
Do you think Thanatos teases Nike about her shoes?
yes
When zanny said: “death is wearing its nikes” made me laugh so hard
*The Teutonic Knights invaiding Polish Commonwelth*:
-Are we doing this for God or us?
Zanny: Doesnt include tobey maguire in his thumbnail
Me: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
He’s using father from bread boys
@@rocco1626 both are good
Father is way better.
What are saying? That IS Toby Maguire in the thumbnail.
@@OfficialHiTekHobo it’s farther from bread boys
"My life got ruined by a bunch of numbers"
-Zanny
@Justin Watson nope, high school math is ruined by letters 😢
@@girl-xk2db algebra is easy though
The numbers,what do they mean MASON?
Ahh yes good old lag, everyone’s favorite part of the crusade.
The part where he’s playing peasants for a second time at 5:09 is the greatest part of the video for me. I wanna get Chivalry 2 now.
Zanny: Awww miro no one came to your pool party
Me: *Loads trebuchet with religious intent*
"Not those guys, they were gay"
Killed me man, killed me. 😂
Killed them, too.
@@swordzanderson5352 LMAO
@@swordzanderson5352 isn't history fun!! 😄
@@Crimson-caption You came to the wrong reply section I see.
@@jamychal2 yep
I like how he’s using ac cinematic trailers but he doesn’t play ac
zanny with a big axe: ØɵÖÕÕõôŌØØØØõõöÕÖ
" 3rd place is the real 1st place. Havent you seen cars?"
-Sun zoo
“1st place is the real 1st place. Haven’t you seen cars 3?”
- Sun Zoo
@@luvmariko "the guy above me doesn't get our inside jokes"
-sun zoo
I like how his girlfriend is just able to tell that "fighting for Jerusalem" means sword game lol
It’s pretty obvious considering there are no games on Palestinian-Israeli fighting or anything like that.
@@namelessyoutuber1902 would just be pretty pointless ngl
@@namelessyoutuber1902 I mean considering the last Crusade for Jerusalem was in 1254 and Early firearms were being used in warfare in the mid 1300s. it's not that much of a stretch.
@ShadowReaper2006 that would be a very very controversial game
@@callmefox630cannons on sticks ain't the same thing as rockets and iron domes
the fact Zanny in one of his vids said "KOBE... Never Let That Tradition Die" was one of the bravest things he ever said. i respect that
This game has gotten so much better, you should make another video
7:42 "Roman kick!"
I haven't heard those words in a long time...
Jedi Fallen Order memories coming back
This is a way better sword game than for honor, finally I can be happy.
But is there enough *DAAHKNESS* in this game?
You must be a very very sad person . To survive on for honour only must have been bitter
I agree
It looks exactly the same as mordhau, from the videos I’ve seen. I haven’t played either, though.
I still suffer since I only have Xbox one
nobody went to miro's party hm?
**Books plane tickets to the Phillipines**
I love how the peasants are plowing the fields with pickaxes.
Thank god, his addiction to destiny 2 is starting to diminish.
I agree now it’s funny sword game
Idek why destiny 2 is dog shit
@@centurionyt4472 you sound like a destiny 2 fan
Ayy man I like Destiny 2 as much as the next guy but it feels so demoralizing to essentially have your progress reverted after every season or so. I like how much there is to do, but most of the time I just feel so overwhelmed that I don’t even want to play. But hey, I don’t have a friend group like Zanny’s that will keep him invested, so maybe I have a little bit of a bias
his light is fading
"Can't believe no one came to Miro's pool party"
I have literally never felt worse
Truly the lowest of the blows, he got me right under the toenails
Stranger: what time is it
Zanny: it is big boy time
Sean: "does literally anything"
Everyone: *WAY TO GOO-*
whenever i see a medieval themed games i always remember the "parry this you filthy casual" meme
The crusade will never stop
"Thou mother art gay!"
"Nay thee!"
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"I dare you to penetrate this defense"
Yeah, said the guy with an arrow through his skull 😅
Tis merely a scratch
Simply a flesh wound
Even when I try to get Titanfall 2 off my mind, I just go back to Titanfall 2. I was watching this and it made me remember how much I love and miss Titanfall 2. 😭😭
My favorite part of this video is when you are all beating him down when hes stuck in the trap.. but there is 30 seconds left and the objective is so close. Had all of you gone to it you would have advanced. Yet, what you were doing was far more fun
Is this the For Honor I’ve been hearing about
Nope this is BETTER ITS FOR JERUSALEM!
but for real for honor is way more toxic
@@sunshine17aj give it time
@@deonesauce300 i mean the games got its ups and downs
@@sunshine17aj that's what i mean, give it time, FH had to build toxicity and it's ln it's 5th year, Chiv's only been out for not even a week, give it time and things might change.
@@deonesauce300 ye
Pretty cool that Zanny’s girlfriend knew exactly what “Fighting for Jerusalem!” means
Zanny’s gf “What are you doing”
Zanny “FIGHTING FOR JERUSALEM!”
Zanny’s gf: understandable, have a nice day
To see zanny return to this after 3 years would be great
Slaughter the peasants.
Three seconds later: I should not have said that
"Death is wearing his nike's"
-Sun Tzu
never said that
i don't think i've ever laughed/had so much fun watching someone review a game before. i'm gonna have to buy this now
8:11 - I set zanny's battlecry as my ringtone
Finding Zanny was the best thing that happened to me ever since Corona started.
Mine was becoming born again actually
@@richardsonamponsah3788 wow
@@bullymaguire513 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye
@@lukastace3154 I missed the part where that’s my problem
Wait Zanny has a girlfriend...I DO HAVE A CHANCE WITH WOMEN
He has Dead space videos with his gf
@@eruditevanara8189 I haven’t watched those yet, but I will be getting to it now!
being funny does help
zanny is the almighty being we call a satisfied and happy person.
@@clankasinpajamas3014 I would do the same but horror is my weakness.
“Your next! - I take it back” 😂 that was funny! Subbed.
1:04 the correct joke would be, "What am I Mason?"
‘You can’t run from death, death is wearing his nikes’
Yo I know I’m about to die but *damn death got the drip*
“Plague is an imperfection”
Knights in the 14th century in Europe: Oh looks like I’m imperfect Sir Arthur.
Sir Arthur: How?
Knight: *I’ve got the plague*
When your ping hits zero its basicly stopping time, dio got nothing on you
As a British person, I can confirm we turn into blood thirsty warriors when there is a biscuit on the line
As a fellow British person I can confirm this too.
I clicked faster than the Flood infected High Charity
09:44 crusaders in constantinople be like
I'm half what through this old clip and u now have my sub 😂😂😂😂 That was great
0:44 he took an arrow to the knee
“If I lived on the Middle Ages I’d definitely be a slave”-Zanny
I love this game
14:00 Zanny got the highest honor in the game lmao
As a British person I can confirm that the fight for the last biscuit is much bloodier
This channel makes me feel like not all of Gen-Z is completely lost
Just like Destiny 2, this will become his new addiction.
no it won’t lmao
@@benjym6783 why
@@mikestamp1188 this isn’t the type of game you get addicted to like destiny
Plus he lags a lot in thus game
@@krol9181 he lags a lot in any game
Alright question when are we getting the kirin commercial compilation
Kiro
Mirin
When
"My life just got ruined by a bunch of numbers. What is this highschool math?"
11:32 I like how casual that call went.
Everyone: having a bad day.
Zannys upload schedule: *"Bonjour"*
"I dare you to penetrate this defense" and then he is getting killed in the back, so funny.
"Loses an arm"
Ha! Flesh wound!
"Loses his head"
Tis but a scratch!
Really hope he makes a series out of this game this is great. I feel like they're going to add so much over time just like Battlefront did, new maps, modes, appearances ect.
1:03 'my life just got ruined by a bunch of numbers'
-Alex Mason
THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN
"I shall bed the kings wife" we need that for merch
This video was awesome! I hope you play this game a lot more because it looks really cool and your commentary is hilaripus
As a brit, I can confirm we still fight over the last biscuit 😆😆
4:56 that is how Nearly headless Nick became a ghost
And it may be said in history, that The Cheddar Knight rose from the ashes of history once again and destroyed all of those who challenged him. 🧀🗡
I love the arrow in the knee at 0:45
Joker on the stage like "*EAR PIERCING BARREL SOUND*"
“So you won’t have to”
Alright Zanny you convinced me to buy the game.
Zanny has backstabbed us, there is no Toby Maguire in the tumbnail.
I love how she doesn’t even flinch when he yells into the phone “FIGHTING FOR JERUSALEM” and without missing a beat says “ooh a sword game?” Like she deals with this shit 24/7
You know she does
0:43
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee..." So sad but might be an origin story