When the murder-ape that's twice your size who evolved on a world with 4 times as much gravity as yours learned that your kinetic shield doesn't stop his trench shovel:
@@raidenj1295, Tau didn't had mastery in they're tech because they keep advancing while the Krieg just master of using his shovel to shove the Hell his enemies.
🚬"Listen to me, pal. I know you have a fancy translator device in that "ear" of yours, that can understand what I'm saying. So I'm going to give you a brief history lesson of the human race. It is one of constant bloodshed, death, destruction, warfare, torture, slavery, and conquest. In the half million years that "modern man" has been alive, it is estimated that we've only had about sixty, non-consecutive years of peace. All days taken together, that's the rough estimate they add up to. Even in our times of peace, there is ALWAYS at least one person on this earth suffering horribly at the hands of another every single day. That says nothing about our history of disease. A whole continent was tempered in the fires of the "Black Death", that killed nearly a quarter of its population in just half a century. And out of fear of that sickness, we killed even more of our kind. When we gained an understanding of biology and illness, we learned to weaponize it. We slaughtered entire continents this way. We play and experiment with horrible things that could wipe out the entire world in a matter of days, just out of morbid, hubristic curiosity. You know, we used to have another species of human on this planet - Neanderthals. Would you like to know what happened? They're dead. We killed them all. In fact, our scientists have a theory, that we experience this psychological phenomenon, known as the 'uncanny valley', precisely because of them - fear of something that looked *almost* like us, but still, very clearly wasn't. A single nation, long before the advent of ballistics or motorized transport, took over an entire continent over 3000 years ago. another nation, 2500 years later, took over half of the planet, BY ITSELF. That nation, then gave birth to an even more powerful one, who would go on to harness the power of the sun, and vaporize 100,000 people in the blink of an eye. Just 100 years ago, we fought the two bloodiest conflicts in the history of this planet, that killed around 4% of the planet EACH TIME." Did you know the MAJORITY of our scientific understanding came from torturous experiments we did on each other during those wars? Sometimes, you run across a SINGLE human that's so good at conquest, 10% of the world still has his genetics because he had his way with the millions he conquered. We've always wondered about space, you know; our legends, our stories, our fantasies - what it would be like to travel the stars. We were honestly shocked to find space travel was even possible when we landed a man on our moon. We've been trying to go further ever since. And in our curiosity, of those stars, we grew a little fearful - we asked "What if we ran across a horrible, monstrous race that only wanted to kill and consume? What if we get destroyed by something 'evil' out there? Well, we never really did consider the possibly that WE were that horrible race, but after this little skirmish started between your world and ours? If you think what we've done to each other is horrible, imagine, what we are going to do to you - when we reverse-engineer your fancy saucers, and phasers, and plasma rifles... And take your world in the name of Man. Despite all of our infighting and sordid history, there's an interesting thing about mankind - we are naturally more cooperative with eachother than we we are destructive. Because if we weren't, we would never have created the society we have now. And NOW? Now we ALL have something to cooperate against. You just shook the wrong hornet's nest. I hope the 'research data' was worth it. I know your little 'Galactic Federation' see the fact that a lot of us are still religious as some primitive thing that serves no purpose, but on the contrary, I implore you... Pick a god and start praying. It's the only thing that's going to save you, now."
🚬"Listen to me, pal. I know you have a fancy translator device in that "ear" of yours, that can understand what I'm saying. So I'm going to give you a brief history lesson of the human race. It is one of constant bloodshed, death, destruction, warfare, torture, slavery, and conquest. In the half million years that "modern man" has been alive, it is estimated that we've only had about sixty, non-consecutive years of peace. All days taken together, that's the rough estimate they add up to. Even in our times of peace, there is ALWAYS at least one person on this earth suffering horribly at the hands of another every single day. That says nothing about our history of disease. A whole continent was tempered in the fires of the "Black Death", that killed nearly a quarter of its population in just half a century. And out of fear of that sickness, we killed even more of our kind. When we gained an understanding of biology and illness, we learned to weaponize it. We slaughtered entire continents this way. We play and experiment with horrible things that could wipe out the entire world in a matter of days, just out of morbid, hubristic curiosity. You know, we used to have another species of human on this planet - Neanderthals. Would you like to know what happened? They're dead. We killed them all. In fact, our scientists have a theory, that we experience this psychological phenomenon, known as the 'uncanny valley', precisely because of them - fear of something that looked *almost* like us, but still, very clearly wasn't. A single nation, long before the advent of ballistics or motorized transport, took over an entire continent over 3000 years ago. another nation, 2500 years later, took over half of the planet, BY ITSELF. That nation, then gave birth to an even more powerful one, who would go on to harness the power of the sun, and vaporize 100,000 people in the blink of an eye. Just 100 years ago, almost every single 'nation' we have, fought the two bloodiest conflicts in the history of this planet, that between each, killed around 8% of the entire population. Did you know the MAJORITY of our scientific understanding came from torturous experiments we did on each other during those wars? Sometimes, you run across a SINGLE human that's so good at conquest, 10% of the world still has his genetics because he had his way with the millions he conquered. We've always wondered about space, you know; our legends, our stories, our fantasies - what it would be like to travel the stars. We were honestly shocked to find space travel was even possible when we landed a man on our moon. We've been trying to go further ever since. And in our curiosity, of those stars, we grew a little fearful - we asked "What if we ran across a horrible, monstrous race that only wanted to kill and consume? What if we get destroyed by something 'evil' out there? Well, we never really did consider the possibly that WE were that horrible race, but after this little skirmish started between your world and ours? If you think what we've done to each other is horrible, imagine, what we are going to do to you - when we reverse-engineer your fancy saucers, and phasers, and plasma rifles... And take your world in the name of Man. Despite all of our infighting and sordid history, there's an interesting thing about mankind - we are naturally more cooperative with eachother than we we are destructive. Because if we weren't, we would never have created the society we have now. And NOW? Now we ALL have something to cooperate against. You just shook the wrong hornet's nest. I hope the 'research data' was worth it. I know your little 'Galactic Federation' see the fact that a lot of us are still religious as some primitive thing that serves no purpose, but on the contrary, I implore you... Pick a god and start praying. It's the only thing that's going to save you, now."
You see that one 17 year old American marine that ran out of beef jerky and dip two days ago and hasn't eaten all day starts sprinting at you with his mini shovel.
Mfw I accidentally activated a genetic memory of the human regiment (They are in fight mode) (Pure adrenaline is pumping through them) (They have next to no regard for their own life and will do anything to kill me)
If you didn’t know lasers when encountering fog suffer from thermal blooming. Or any kind of smoke or particles. Meaning you could cancel out lasers with a fog machine. Imagine making a nearly perfect light based weapon only to be defeated by a spirit halloween fog machine and an AK-47
Concrete saws would be an extra-brutal way to get killed. The blades don't cut, instead they slowly grind, tear, and burn away at the flesh beneath the power armor.
Imagine explaining the history of humanity to a tied up alien, in a basement with a bunch of warriors.. then while you get ready to waterboard one, you talk about the horrors humans have done during war times. "If we do this to eachother, what do you think we're gonna do to you?"
@SalmonFeet first telling them about the wars in history "then, we started looking into interrogation techniques... " grabs a towel and fills a bucket with water "we tested a lot in the 20th century, using all sorts of things..." throws towel over aliens head
@@allaware1971 “…and I bet back where you come from, you have all sorts of horrific ways to torture a man. But look around you pal, you sure are a long way from the comforts and familiarities of home, and you sure as shit ain’t gonna see them again..”
“Humanity will always resolve to be victorious xeno. There is no other option. 7,000 years of warfare have taught us that there is only one certainty in war: woe to the vanquished.”
POV: your friend Schlorp told you its an 5 minute adventure but not told you about Warhammer 40k fanatics, Furries in kevlar and the Raiders of area 51
Going by protogen lore this would imply that their creators are still around and order this. That means there may be of planet facilities actively making proto's. Once man captures such a facility mankind will be able to make their own better proots and show those xenos that HUMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE!
@@twotailedavenger "the way things are going in Ukraine" if you think anything is happening there besides "ukrops slowly rotting and festering because they can not, have not, and will not beat Russia" you're drunk on the propaganda from both the West and from Russia's disinformation campaigns. I mean come on dude, Russia has a long history of 2 things: One, winning attrition warfare by doing the bare minimum while their enemy exhausts themselves. And two, being lying and manipulative snakes about their movements and goals. Do you REALLY believe the "leaked videos" from Russia's troops crying about this and that? If so, I'd recommend going back to school and paying attention in history class this time. I'm anticipating a massive Russian POW rebellion from inside Ukraine, seeing as Ukraine has thousands of Russian soldiers held prisoner that "suddenly surrendered after a large group of them split apart into 3 groups and all 3 of those groups surrendered". You really think that wasn't planned? The fact that NO ONE sees a big picture move like that is depressing. If Russia decides to wrap this up and then come after America for instigating this crap in the first place by giving the ukrops IRBMs back in 2022, we'll lose before we even realize the fight began and all the while we'll think it's a civil war.
Amazing. They came here expecting an easy fight, not… *this.* They thought that most people would surrender after seeing the aliens’ superior technology and weaponry. And while a few *did surrender* (cowards, the whole lot of them), most humans didn’t. They simply hunkered down, and started preparing. And when the aliens came to attack a group of humans, the humans attacked with a *ferocity* the likes of which the aliens had never seen before. It was that moment, they realized it wouldn’t be an easy fight. As they just picked a fight with a species willing to fight down to the last man in order to win.
Humanity is the single most dangerous creature in the Galaxy. The only reason aliens haven't gotten a taste of that yet is because we're still too busy killing each other. But there will come a time when Humanity is united and the stars will be stained by our colors! Glory to Humanity!
The trees start speaking vietnamese, the snow finnish, the trenches Ukrainian, the rooftops Korean, the one place you gassed Russian, and then the sky starts speaking in fortunate son...
@@cideltacommand7169 Yup, kinda forgot the Sol system has several SCP planetoids, though Jupiter tends to be more active since it trapped an alien ship meant to destroy earth.
Alien Overlord: "What do you mean these apes have practiced killing each other nonstop for thousands of years and developed weapons that can glass planets?!"
We may be the equivalent of gorillas waving around AK-47’s to the aliens, but you wouldn’t like fighting a gorilla with an AK-47 any more than the aliens will like fighting us.
*[Prawns from District 9]:* "We warned you, but did you listen to us? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, they're just harmless little primitives, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. We always tell them"
Sometimes I wonder if we are the horrifying species of intergalactic conquers. Anyway, the green skins will learn to love the true God, Democracy, and Freedom. 🦅
Three hundred thousand years my species has existed, it not a very long time compared to the cosmic scale of the universe and perhaps it's nothing compared to how long your kind has been around, but throughout those three hundred thousand years my species has been fighting each other constantly and with each war, with each battle, we become better and better at slaughtering each other. What would you call that? Insanity? Perhaps to a degree. But I have another word for it: Practice. Practice for the day when every tribe, every kingdom, every nation could be united as one and make whatever fools who decide to come to our home looking for a fight wish their ancestors never crawled out of the primordial soup.
[The staff weapon] is a weapon of terror; it's made to intimidate the enemy. [The P90] is a weapon of war; it's made to kill your enemy. - Colonel O'Neill, Stargate SG-1
Aliens come to earth to invade and find out the hard way they be on the wrong universe for this shi (The humans have giant sentient robots that have cities on them, aswell as giant flying fortresses that can drop hundreds of bombs and launch drones, and the moment they get near earth they lose a bunch of ships to one ship)
Aliens watching the Americans, Chinese, Russians, NATO, Indians, Koreans, Israelis, Pakistanis, Iranians, and Japanese unleash what $2.4 trillion dollars worth of humanity's "healthcare" money went towards (it rhymes with chilitary industrial complex):
We are actually delusional if we think we would be able to win a war against an extraterrestrial invasion, but it is funny to imagine this kind of scenarios.
I was expecting a commentary like this xdd. Thank god someone has some common sense. A lot of comments saying that humans have been evolving for thousands of years to be good at killing invaders. And what do you think, that aliens capable of flying through millions of km in space and causing society collapse have not had conflicts, wars, crimes, genocides and mass destruction weapons? Come on, I can think of more than 10 ways to kill all or almost all human population on Earth. And probably aliens have those 10 ideas and 100 more. I don't know what alien are we exactly talking about, but probably most aliens we could think of could annihilates us easily. People saying that if they are smaller than us, we could kill them easily. Haven't you thought that probably they already know that we could be bigger than them and they use mass destruction weaponry probably 10 times more powerful than the most destructful nuke ever.
When the murder-ape that's twice your size who evolved on a world with 4 times as much gravity as yours learned that your kinetic shield doesn't stop his trench shovel:
Average tau vs krieg
@@raidenj1295, Tau didn't had mastery in they're tech because they keep advancing while the Krieg just master of using his shovel to shove the Hell his enemies.
🚬"Listen to me, pal. I know you have a fancy translator device in that "ear" of yours, that can understand what I'm saying. So I'm going to give you a brief history lesson of the human race.
It is one of constant bloodshed, death, destruction, warfare, torture, slavery, and conquest. In the half million years that "modern man" has been alive, it is estimated that we've only had about sixty, non-consecutive years of peace.
All days taken together, that's the rough estimate they add up to. Even in our times of peace, there is ALWAYS at least one person on this earth suffering horribly at the hands of another every single day.
That says nothing about our history of disease. A whole continent was tempered in the fires of the "Black Death", that killed nearly a quarter of its population in just half a century. And out of fear of that sickness, we killed even more of our kind. When we gained an understanding of biology and illness, we learned to weaponize it. We slaughtered entire continents this way. We play and experiment with horrible things that could wipe out the entire world in a matter of days, just out of morbid, hubristic curiosity.
You know, we used to have another species of human on this planet - Neanderthals. Would you like to know what happened? They're dead. We killed them all. In fact, our scientists have a theory, that we experience this psychological phenomenon, known as the 'uncanny valley', precisely because of them - fear of something that looked *almost* like us, but still, very clearly wasn't.
A single nation, long before the advent of ballistics or motorized transport, took over an entire continent over 3000 years ago.
another nation, 2500 years later, took over half of the planet, BY ITSELF. That nation, then gave birth to an even more powerful one, who would go on to harness the power of the sun, and vaporize 100,000 people in the blink of an eye.
Just 100 years ago, we fought the two bloodiest conflicts in the history of this planet, that killed around 4% of the planet EACH TIME." Did you know the MAJORITY of our scientific understanding came from torturous experiments we did on each other during those wars?
Sometimes, you run across a SINGLE human that's so good at conquest, 10% of the world still has his genetics because he had his way with the millions he conquered.
We've always wondered about space, you know; our legends, our stories, our fantasies - what it would be like to travel the stars. We were honestly shocked to find space travel was even possible when we landed a man on our moon. We've been trying to go further ever since.
And in our curiosity, of those stars, we grew a little fearful - we asked "What if we ran across a horrible, monstrous race that only wanted to kill and consume? What if we get destroyed by something 'evil' out there?
Well, we never really did consider the possibly that WE were that horrible race, but after this little skirmish started between your world and ours?
If you think what we've done to each other is horrible, imagine, what we are going to do to you - when we reverse-engineer your fancy saucers, and phasers, and plasma rifles...
And take your world in the name of Man.
Despite all of our infighting and sordid history, there's an interesting thing about mankind - we are naturally more cooperative with eachother than we we are destructive. Because if we weren't, we would never have created the society we have now.
And NOW?
Now we ALL have something to cooperate against.
You just shook the wrong hornet's nest. I hope the 'research data' was worth it.
I know your little 'Galactic Federation' see the fact that a lot of us are still religious as some primitive thing that serves no purpose, but on the contrary, I implore you...
Pick a god and start praying. It's the only thing that's going to save you, now."
"KINETIC BARRIERS DON'T STOP FLAMETHROWERS, MOTHERFUCKER!"
🚬"Listen to me, pal. I know you have a fancy translator device in that "ear" of yours, that can understand what I'm saying. So I'm going to give you a brief history lesson of the human race.
It is one of constant bloodshed, death, destruction, warfare, torture, slavery, and conquest. In the half million years that "modern man" has been alive, it is estimated that we've only had about sixty, non-consecutive years of peace.
All days taken together, that's the rough estimate they add up to. Even in our times of peace, there is ALWAYS at least one person on this earth suffering horribly at the hands of another every single day.
That says nothing about our history of disease. A whole continent was tempered in the fires of the "Black Death", that killed nearly a quarter of its population in just half a century. And out of fear of that sickness, we killed even more of our kind. When we gained an understanding of biology and illness, we learned to weaponize it. We slaughtered entire continents this way. We play and experiment with horrible things that could wipe out the entire world in a matter of days, just out of morbid, hubristic curiosity.
You know, we used to have another species of human on this planet - Neanderthals. Would you like to know what happened? They're dead. We killed them all. In fact, our scientists have a theory, that we experience this psychological phenomenon, known as the 'uncanny valley', precisely because of them - fear of something that looked *almost* like us, but still, very clearly wasn't.
A single nation, long before the advent of ballistics or motorized transport, took over an entire continent over 3000 years ago.
another nation, 2500 years later, took over half of the planet, BY ITSELF. That nation, then gave birth to an even more powerful one, who would go on to harness the power of the sun, and vaporize 100,000 people in the blink of an eye.
Just 100 years ago, almost every single 'nation' we have, fought the two bloodiest conflicts in the history of this planet, that between each, killed around 8% of the entire population. Did you know the MAJORITY of our scientific understanding came from torturous experiments we did on each other during those wars?
Sometimes, you run across a SINGLE human that's so good at conquest, 10% of the world still has his genetics because he had his way with the millions he conquered.
We've always wondered about space, you know; our legends, our stories, our fantasies - what it would be like to travel the stars. We were honestly shocked to find space travel was even possible when we landed a man on our moon. We've been trying to go further ever since.
And in our curiosity, of those stars, we grew a little fearful - we asked "What if we ran across a horrible, monstrous race that only wanted to kill and consume? What if we get destroyed by something 'evil' out there?
Well, we never really did consider the possibly that WE were that horrible race, but after this little skirmish started between your world and ours?
If you think what we've done to each other is horrible, imagine, what we are going to do to you - when we reverse-engineer your fancy saucers, and phasers, and plasma rifles...
And take your world in the name of Man.
Despite all of our infighting and sordid history, there's an interesting thing about mankind - we are naturally more cooperative with eachother than we we are destructive. Because if we weren't, we would never have created the society we have now.
And NOW? Now we ALL have something to cooperate against.
You just shook the wrong hornet's nest. I hope the 'research data' was worth it.
I know your little 'Galactic Federation' see the fact that a lot of us are still religious as some primitive thing that serves no purpose, but on the contrary, I implore you...
Pick a god and start praying. It's the only thing that's going to save you, now."
Remember, human rights don't apply to the alien. Go nuts.
Are you kidding, even most humans don't get "Human rights"...
Those aliens are toast...
the aliens watching the "primitive humans" shower their landing zone with rocket artillery
Clanner moment in Battletech.
Truly a smoke jaguar moment @@Toactwithoutthinking
Pov: the monkeys are turning your landing zone into a potato field with same day delivery
Let me add: THERMOBARIC rocket artillery
Aliens be acting gangsta until they learn that our closest genetic relatives are Chimpanzees
That... explains a lot
GIVE EM THE OL’ DICK TWIST
@@SalmonFeet 'nice laser, now allow me to introduce you to mustard gas
Bonobos actually. Still, not an animal I'd mess with.
When you hear a human regiment scream "Fix bayonets" and overrun your frontlines in a night raid.
You see that one 17 year old American marine that ran out of beef jerky and dip two days ago and hasn't eaten all day starts sprinting at you with his mini shovel.
you hear tenno heika banzai before meeting the end of a katana
@@KanzlerOttoVonBismarck "here comes the sun... fuckin oh no" Japan 1945 probably
Mfw I accidentally activated a genetic memory of the human regiment
(They are in fight mode)
(Pure adrenaline is pumping through them)
(They have next to no regard for their own life and will do anything to kill me)
@@alexanderamayahernandez3912’YOU TOOK MY CRAYON SUPPLY’
when your species has grown up with laser weapons throughout its entire existence and the bipedal mammals start shooting metal at you
*Throw Rock Fast*
*Boil Water Spin a Thing*
And *Caves*
Or for extra funni:
The bipedal apes use dinky laser pistols that _explode you with one _*_weak_*_ shot_
If you didn’t know lasers when encountering fog suffer from thermal blooming. Or any kind of smoke or particles. Meaning you could cancel out lasers with a fog machine. Imagine making a nearly perfect light based weapon only to be defeated by a spirit halloween fog machine and an AK-47
That’s actually a thing in Star Wars. Slugs (bullets) are so forgotten that they can cut through the advanced technology of the galaxy like paper.
@@RomanumChristum if I remember correctly a lot of armor can stop slug throwers but it’s still used for assassination purposes and covert ops.
An alien seing his comrade in a heavy suit being killed by a human armed with a concrete saw
"KLICK MONT TOK'NA SVEI!"
*Translating filthy xeno to Terran standard*
"THAT PRIMITIVE HAS A FUCKING SAW!"
Concrete saws would be an extra-brutal way to get killed. The blades don't cut, instead they slowly grind, tear, and burn away at the flesh beneath the power armor.
No no no him getting killed by *Sapper Shovel (or Field Rifleman Shovel)* or his head being blowed up by 12mm 50gramm sub-sonic piece of metal
"Me against my brother, my brother and I against my cousin, and all of us against the stranger."
Middle east on the first sign the aliens don't follow any known scripture:
Middle East? The entire world is banding together.
I like your funny words magic man
"Compared to what we're going to do to you, the Battle of Teutoburg Forest is going to look like a f---ing tea party!" vibes
"You came looking for Victory"
"The only thing you will find is an early grave or scorched earth"
Imagine explaining the history of humanity to a tied up alien, in a basement with a bunch of warriors.. then while you get ready to waterboard one, you talk about the horrors humans have done during war times.
"If we do this to eachother, what do you think we're gonna do to you?"
“We’ve done worse to eachother for less, what do you think we’re gonna do to an alien trying to kill or enslave our entire civilization?”
@SalmonFeet first telling them about the wars in history "then, we started looking into interrogation techniques... " grabs a towel and fills a bucket with water "we tested a lot in the 20th century, using all sorts of things..." throws towel over aliens head
@@allaware1971 “…and I bet back where you come from, you have all sorts of horrific ways to torture a man. But look around you pal, you sure are a long way from the comforts and familiarities of home, and you sure as shit ain’t gonna see them again..”
@@SalmonFeet "water..? fuck that, this is what we call _gasoline_ "
"sup jit, you know what a scoville is? nah? good."
Hearing Heilung in the midst of a combat can make everyone shit their pants. Even Aliens.
Real shit lmfao
"It's psychological warfare, you've never heard of it, alien filth?"
"We were born to inherit the stars"
-Humanity
Aliens never imagined that a bunch of 'civilains' are all able to fight like their Cast Warriors.
"You want something to probe? I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO PROBE! PROBE THIS!" - The murder Ape behind the railgun, he recently "borrowed."
I can't help but read this in either a really thick southern accent or a really deep Russian one 😂
The previous owner is in a footlocker with a mop handle impaled through his rectum.
@@alexanderamayahernandez3912 If said in a said in a Southern voice, he says it while laughing, if said in Russian he says it bluntly
Humans go back to tribal chants after aliens invade?
our enemy isn't human here, so we don't need to exert ourselves too much
We can actually be pretty brutal like that XD
You even been in a group of infantrymen? Aliens don't even need to be involved at all...
@@MrOrangie9000we probably would be. Just remember the Geneva conventions only applies to HUMANS on THIS planet.
Me 2 hours after the power grid goes down:
years of prep wiped out by some fellow with a 70 year old rpg
They gonna learn the hard way that it was man made in God’s image
I forget how terrifying us humans are.
It’s easy to forget.
We are the best bro
When the artillery stops, the true hell begins.
POV Romans fighting the Celts for the first time
“Humanity will always resolve to be victorious xeno. There is no other option. 7,000 years of warfare have taught us that there is only one certainty in war: woe to the vanquished.”
we gon find out what alien tastes like
Underrated comment.
Alienussy 🤤🤤🤤🤤
@spaceenjoyer8304 sending this to your employer
Probably either slimy or synthetic
@@gimmeyourrights8292 only one way to find out
The Tau meeting the Imperium be like:
In do or die times humans can be terrifying
POV: your friend Schlorp told you its an 5 minute adventure but not told you about Warhammer 40k fanatics, Furries in kevlar and the Raiders of area 51
Furries in Kevlar is so real tho lmao
@@Auzzymandias Their fur suits are actually power armor lol.
the Protogens pulling up only to see a bunch of pissed off, rusty ass tanks ready to unleash hell upon them:
Going by protogen lore this would imply that their creators are still around and order this. That means there may be of planet facilities actively making proto's. Once man captures such a facility mankind will be able to make their own better proots and show those xenos that HUMAN ENGINEERING IS THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE!
@ doitsu no kagaku wa sekai ichi ass comment XD
@@ratte6090 huh?
Pissed off rusty tanks?
Dreadnoughts may be included in these.
@@ratte6090 bruh it took me a whole ass day to realize that's just Strohiem's iconic line in Japanese
Welcome to Earth, you picked the wrong species to mess with
As a legend once said, *"YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!"*
PoV: You and the boys got model-swapped with Ewoks.
It's just that their instructors during training forgot to say that because of a common threat, humanity can unite 🙂
We've learned the ways of the Mongolians
Everybody gangsta until a big looking bird starts dropping bombs
aliens will discover the sensation of being treated by a t-90
The way things are going in Ukraine I don't think there's gonna be any T-90s left in a few months.
@@twotailedavenger "the way things are going in Ukraine" if you think anything is happening there besides "ukrops slowly rotting and festering because they can not, have not, and will not beat Russia" you're drunk on the propaganda from both the West and from Russia's disinformation campaigns. I mean come on dude, Russia has a long history of 2 things: One, winning attrition warfare by doing the bare minimum while their enemy exhausts themselves. And two, being lying and manipulative snakes about their movements and goals. Do you REALLY believe the "leaked videos" from Russia's troops crying about this and that? If so, I'd recommend going back to school and paying attention in history class this time. I'm anticipating a massive Russian POW rebellion from inside Ukraine, seeing as Ukraine has thousands of Russian soldiers held prisoner that "suddenly surrendered after a large group of them split apart into 3 groups and all 3 of those groups surrendered". You really think that wasn't planned? The fact that NO ONE sees a big picture move like that is depressing. If Russia decides to wrap this up and then come after America for instigating this crap in the first place by giving the ukrops IRBMs back in 2022, we'll lose before we even realize the fight began and all the while we'll think it's a civil war.
No the aliens aren't worried about the t-90 they saw some of the turrets floating around in the solar system 😂😂😂
Replace the T-90 with AI dragon drones, jet propelled spicy bread and artillery....lots and lots of artillery.
2008 Honda Civic
4,000+ confirmed kills.
When the mountains scream "AYO GORKHALI!!!!!!!!!!"
Just as the Emperor intended.
When the evolved ape has the button to smash your troops with the power of the sun
Amazing. They came here expecting an easy fight, not… *this.* They thought that most people would surrender after seeing the aliens’ superior technology and weaponry. And while a few *did surrender* (cowards, the whole lot of them), most humans didn’t. They simply hunkered down, and started preparing. And when the aliens came to attack a group of humans, the humans attacked with a *ferocity* the likes of which the aliens had never seen before. It was that moment, they realized it wouldn’t be an easy fight. As they just picked a fight with a species willing to fight down to the last man in order to win.
All I can think of is Warhammer Fantasy Norscans vs the forces of Tzeentch except the Norscans are only armed with stone clubs.
An matchup that tzeentch would lose just for giggles
Needs some HL2 pulse rifle sounds and rocket launchers, not to mention the odd AK.
Humanity is the single most dangerous creature in the Galaxy. The only reason aliens haven't gotten a taste of that yet is because we're still too busy killing each other.
But there will come a time when Humanity is united and the stars will be stained by our colors! Glory to Humanity!
Illuminates coming back in Helldivers 2 will probably end up like this.
The aliens watching as the "feral primates" who used sticks and stones the last time they were on earth now launching actual fucking SUNS at them
When the aliens realize what "going apeshit" really means.
Human indomanal spirit right here
I expected a lot, but not Heilung
Seems like somone wasnt made in Gods image. And it wasnt us for sure.
The trees start speaking vietnamese, the snow finnish, the trenches Ukrainian, the rooftops Korean, the one place you gassed Russian, and then the sky starts speaking in fortunate son...
When the "savage ape" evolved on a planet with five times the gravity of your planet and buries a spade into your skull:
You see aliens can’t comprehend striking your own territory, ruining it just out of spite for the enemy
*unfortunate for them, we aren’t like ‘em*
giving the high crusade vibes
This resonates with some type of Warhammer 40k vibe - "The xenos must be purged, for the stars are humanity’s birthright"
Imagine the aliens invade the earth from the scp universe
"Oh actually nevermind".
@@cideltacommand7169 ?
Assuming they get past Jupiter first (which is hinted at being an SCP itself that guards Earth).
@@MachineMindDesigns isn't the sun itself an scp also?
@@cideltacommand7169 Yup, kinda forgot the Sol system has several SCP planetoids, though Jupiter tends to be more active since it trapped an alien ship meant to destroy earth.
POV: the Tau’s first encounter with the Space Wolves
Alien Overlord: "What do you mean these apes have practiced killing each other nonstop for thousands of years and developed weapons that can glass planets?!"
The aliens found out that our leaders were only. There to keep use sane
The aliens have become really silent after the Shadow Wizard Money Gang learned how to remove math from the universe.
We may be the equivalent of gorillas waving around AK-47’s to the aliens, but you wouldn’t like fighting a gorilla with an AK-47 any more than the aliens will like fighting us.
*[Prawns from District 9]:* "We warned you, but did you listen to us? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, they're just harmless little primitives, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. We always tell them"
It's not warcrimes if its being perpetuated against things not from Earth
Alien invaders when they discover the common cold
They're immune system can't handle it.
Aliens when they dont know about our Self-Destructive Tendencies:
nice laser cannon, now let me introduce you to this 10 gauge
This is beautiful.
Now i have yo go back and watch the old Halo commercials.
The Humans are scary, But you're scarier.
You came here with your spaceships & your laser, but it turns out your skull splits just like anyone else's. That's all we needed to know.
Deliverance but its a bunch of marooned aliens.
Aliens with laser mfs when I show them what a L/44 can do
Bro this is awesome but slight reverb and delay would make it sound even better. Lol love the vibes still.
"Today the invaders witness the strength of gods creation made in his image"
Alien: You Humans don't look so tough.
Human: Our closest living genetic relatives are Chimpanze's.
Alien: Oh shit.
You can't commit war crimes against aliens, right? I have some ideas
Exactly! They started it!
They're called *human* rights for a reason. Hold nothing back.
Alien: *accidentally triggers an alarm car while inspecting the vehicle*
Car alarm: *goes off*
The alien platoon: ._.
⚠️YOU HAVE ALERTED THE HORDE⚠️
Sometimes I wonder if we are the horrifying species of intergalactic conquers. Anyway, the green skins will learn to love the true God, Democracy, and Freedom. 🦅
Oil is the messiah blood, amen 🙏
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING PLANET EEEEAAAARRRRRTTHHHHHH.
alternative title: "humans teaching aliens that they were made in God's image"
When assuming my general alien stats are:
Strength: 5
Intelligence:13
When my general Alien stats in reality are:
Strength: 10
Intelligence: 10
He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence.
you guys heard about bogos binted? hes not the same after escaping a concentrated camp the humans call "pleasure camp".
Three hundred thousand years my species has existed, it not a very long time compared to the cosmic scale of the universe and perhaps it's nothing compared to how long your kind has been around, but throughout those three hundred thousand years my species has been fighting each other constantly and with each war, with each battle, we become better and better at slaughtering each other. What would you call that? Insanity? Perhaps to a degree. But I have another word for it: Practice. Practice for the day when every tribe, every kingdom, every nation could be united as one and make whatever fools who decide to come to our home looking for a fight wish their ancestors never crawled out of the primordial soup.
We used atomic weapons in our ONLY AVAILABLE BIOSPHERE.
Yeah - don't mess with us :D
When the native carbon meatblobs find out that Silicon-Fluorine bonds are among the strongest in nature.
Buuuuurrrrrrrtttttttt and DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA noises intensify
[The staff weapon] is a weapon of terror; it's made to intimidate the enemy. [The P90] is a weapon of war; it's made to kill your enemy.
- Colonel O'Neill, Stargate SG-1
Aliens come to earth to invade and find out the hard way they be on the wrong universe for this shi (The humans have giant sentient robots that have cities on them, aswell as giant flying fortresses that can drop hundreds of bombs and launch drones, and the moment they get near earth they lose a bunch of ships to one ship)
Bro if they see this you'll probably be the first to get got lmao
what are the blaster sounds from?
A sound effect I downloaded off of youtube, I’ll try and find it sometime but I forgot the exact one
Is it technically still waterboarding if we change it to jet fuel?
Aliens watching the Americans, Chinese, Russians, NATO, Indians, Koreans, Israelis, Pakistanis, Iranians, and Japanese unleash what $2.4 trillion dollars worth of humanity's "healthcare" money went towards (it rhymes with chilitary industrial complex):
Human rights?
Xeno wrongs, then.
Well rather burn this planet to the ground then let it fall ☠
epic
They invade a reservation?
What's the song?
@@Ghost-11789 Heilung - LIFA Alfadhirhaiti
Thanks! @@SalmonFeet
@@Ghost-11789 I’m late to this but no problem!
Crazy.
HFY ig
We are actually delusional if we think we would be able to win a war against an extraterrestrial invasion, but it is funny to imagine this kind of scenarios.
Hey pal
You just blow in from lame town
I was expecting a commentary like this xdd. Thank god someone has some common sense. A lot of comments saying that humans have been evolving for thousands of years to be good at killing invaders. And what do you think, that aliens capable of flying through millions of km in space and causing society collapse have not had conflicts, wars, crimes, genocides and mass destruction weapons? Come on, I can think of more than 10 ways to kill all or almost all human population on Earth. And probably aliens have those 10 ideas and 100 more. I don't know what alien are we exactly talking about, but probably most aliens we could think of could annihilates us easily. People saying that if they are smaller than us, we could kill them easily. Haven't you thought that probably they already know that we could be bigger than them and they use mass destruction weaponry probably 10 times more powerful than the most destructful nuke ever.
No need to win if we damage them enough to make the entire effort not worth it for them.
Guerilla tactics it is.
This is so cringe 😬
You're cringe!