Rare Discontinued Soda Taste Test (Warning: Nostalgia) | L.A. BEAST

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @tomthefriendlyhuman9232
    @tomthefriendlyhuman9232 5 років тому +8476

    Mans is out here poisoning himself for us man he needs respect

  • @flowersforever5970
    @flowersforever5970 4 роки тому +3974

    I love the casual Christmas melody while this man disintegrates his entire digestive system

    • @hidesitemg
      @hidesitemg 3 роки тому +57

      Sounds like something I’d hear at the Christmas service at my church back home lmao

    • @Pb487
      @Pb487 3 роки тому +36

      The switch to blues for the crystal Pepsi tho...I love it

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 3 роки тому +13

      east? I thought you said yeast

    • @sickboychase843
      @sickboychase843 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @999verx7
      @999verx7 3 роки тому +8

      This guy goes crystal clear pepsi clear and drinks a brown pepsi crystal

  • @Menace2DaComments
    @Menace2DaComments 2 роки тому +1124

    I love how Beast has a history degree, yet instead of teaching history, he decides to consume it. Fuckin’ awesome.

    • @awilson816aw
      @awilson816aw 2 роки тому +59

      One has to KNOW the History, before drinking it.

    • @Nicky2414
      @Nicky2414 2 роки тому +12

      Next level big brain plays.

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 2 роки тому +22

      The best way to experience history. That and Steve1989 are historians like that.

    • @thundermothstudio5446
      @thundermothstudio5446 Рік тому +8

      A list of the drinks for anyone who wants some shortcuts:
      0:47 - 7UP Gold (introduced in 1988, discontinued either same year or in 1989)
      2:40 - Billy Beer (introduced in 1977, discontinued in 1978)
      4:30 - Orbitz (introduced in 1997, discontinued presumably same year)
      6:50 - Gatorade Citrus Cooler Then and Now (1990 glass bottle version VS 2018 plastic bottle version)
      9:24 - Pepsi Blue (introduced in 2002, was discontinued in 2004 but has since been revived for a limited time in 2021)
      12:08 - Lemon-Lime Slice (introduced in 1984, later discontinued in 2000, replaced with Sierra Mist)
      14:10 - New Coke (introduced in 1985 to extremely negative response, rebranded Coke II in 1990, discontinued entirely in 2002)
      17:27 - Grand Finale, Crystal Pepsi (introduced in 1992, discontinued 1994 due to sabotage by Coca-Cola, recently brought back by Beast himself through a viral marketing fan campaign in 2016, 2017 and 2018, and again in the 2020s) VOMIT WARNING!

    • @ProfessorMaple617
      @ProfessorMaple617 Рік тому +2

      He's becoming the history

  • @blakeschuett3280
    @blakeschuett3280 2 роки тому +231

    “Tastes like an old man sitting in an old folks home, mixed with red dog beer”
    Not bad 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ButteredToast32
    @ButteredToast32 4 роки тому +2519

    This dude would make one hell of a history teacher.

    • @Sin.Atonement
      @Sin.Atonement 4 роки тому +28

      Why, because he's under 35?

    • @xWeoo
      @xWeoo 4 роки тому +37

      @@Sin.Atonement he's actually 36

    • @Sin.Atonement
      @Sin.Atonement 4 роки тому +5

      @@xWeoo big deal

    • @Sin.Atonement
      @Sin.Atonement 4 роки тому +4

      @@zachisofire2422 how am I being salty? Lol

    • @user-jr3ox9lf6r
      @user-jr3ox9lf6r 4 роки тому +11

      @@Sin.Atonement (._.)

  • @IntergalacticSpaceKitten
    @IntergalacticSpaceKitten 3 роки тому +1730

    His sheer persistence and willpower to get through his challenges is so admirable and something we should all take notes from and apply to our own lives.

    • @werdcore1985
      @werdcore1985 3 роки тому +9

      I couldn’t eat 3 hotdogs without vomiting XD

    • @incompetent8804
      @incompetent8804 3 роки тому +5

      Ah yes I will now persist through the blue whale challenge using my willpower.

    • @OneEdgyAngerSniper
      @OneEdgyAngerSniper 3 роки тому +3

      I’m sorry, but the power of forethought and caution has kept me alive and my digestive tract healthy thus far so I’ll stick with it. I know when to retreat mate.

    • @victorledesma9995
      @victorledesma9995 3 роки тому +2

      Like an absolute boss.

    • @cheesewizvevo
      @cheesewizvevo 3 роки тому +1

      ok i will now eat a cactus

  • @Mandaxx25
    @Mandaxx25 Рік тому +130

    Retching and trying not to let his eyes pop out as he drinks pure rot water, to the Chrismassy sound of Gloria in Excelsis Deo in the middle of June. The L.A. Beast is an utter legend.

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 11 місяців тому +2

      Agreed.

    • @andoncroft5154
      @andoncroft5154 9 місяців тому

      I can see YOU doing this, drinking years expired drinks for your subbers 😂 BEAUTIFUL Gal 😇

  • @Stillmrnew
    @Stillmrnew 2 роки тому +50

    That EWWWUHAAACCHHHH right after the orbits has me laughing so hard.

  • @user-ee8tn9iq8f
    @user-ee8tn9iq8f 4 роки тому +1211

    “Taste test” slams the whole cup 😂

  • @mutated__donkey5840
    @mutated__donkey5840 4 роки тому +774

    *vomits with enough power to knock down the Great Wall of china*
    “That was great”

  • @SilverAxe13
    @SilverAxe13 2 роки тому +59

    This is one of my favorites. It’s like a drinking challenge and a history lesson all in one, with a dash of Beast charm.

  • @deathnotedevil
    @deathnotedevil 2 роки тому +28

    i love how distinct his taste and smell descriptions are

  • @AnyWhoAlly
    @AnyWhoAlly 4 роки тому +421

    "Not terribly bad!"
    Said after violently gagging.

  • @Trolluranium
    @Trolluranium 3 роки тому +513

    This must be the world record for most expired soda liters drank in under an hour

    • @kylesnowden6656
      @kylesnowden6656 Рік тому +16

      Gotta love that Beast came back to like this comment put up years after the video was - the comment is a fact and Beast is a humble man 👌🏻

    • @thundermothstudio5446
      @thundermothstudio5446 Рік тому +9

      A list of the drinks for anyone who wants some shortcuts:
      0:47 - 7UP Gold (introduced in 1988, discontinued either same year or in 1989)
      2:40 - Billy Beer (introduced in 1977, discontinued in 1978)
      4:30 - Orbitz (introduced in 1997, discontinued presumably same year)
      6:50 - Gatorade Citrus Cooler Then and Now (1990 glass bottle version VS 2018 plastic bottle version)
      9:24 - Pepsi Blue (introduced in 2002, was discontinued in 2004 but has since been revived for a limited time in 2021)
      12:08 - Lemon-Lime Slice (introduced in 1984, later discontinued in 2000, replaced with Sierra Mist)
      14:10 - New Coke (introduced in 1985 to extremely negative response, rebranded Coke II in 1990, discontinued entirely in 2002)
      17:27 - Grand Finale, Crystal Pepsi (introduced in 1992, discontinued 1994 due to sabotage by Coca-Cola, recently brought back by Beast himself through a viral marketing fan campaign in 2016, 2017 and 2018, and again in the 2020s) VOMIT WARNING!
      I reposted this comment so more people might notice it.

  • @galaxycacti8154
    @galaxycacti8154 Рік тому +40

    I'm so jealous of your bottle of Orbitz and the naughty Pepsi cans, but I totally have my dad's unopened can of Billy beer hanging out in my living room.

  • @Mucho-Taco
    @Mucho-Taco 3 роки тому +33

    Obitz is actually pretty good fresh. I was able to get my hands on a case of 12 for $5 US back in 97 before they discontinued it at a truck-stop in Pennsylvania. I enjoyed it and kinda hoping that they bring it back

    • @clownindan
      @clownindan Рік тому +1

      This fat cat bragging about a whole case of Orbitz. Save some for the rest of us Rockefeller.....

    • @paulbryant8403
      @paulbryant8403 Рік тому +1

      Naw it was nasty thats why it failed. I tried it too at a movie theater

  • @Wuus
    @Wuus 5 років тому +1491

    A normal person would take a few sips this guy drinks the whole glass in 2 seconds 💀

  • @Dan_Finnegan
    @Dan_Finnegan 3 роки тому +994

    “If anyone from Pepsi is listening, let’s bring back Pepsi Blue.”
    Pepsi Blue comes back 3 years later. They listened.

    • @ZeepTheWocky
      @ZeepTheWocky 3 роки тому +55

      I'm drinking one right now. I can't believe they actually did.

    • @brando847
      @brando847 3 роки тому +10

      I’m still waiting for it here in Canada :(

    • @RetroTechTom
      @RetroTechTom 3 роки тому +9

      @@brando847 It's making a comeback in Canada since Pepsi Canada posted a tweet about it making a comeback :)

    • @TrickyPJM752
      @TrickyPJM752 2 роки тому +23

      I tried Pepsi Blue for the first time yesterday, I hope they keep it around forever because it’s now my favourite soda of all time

    • @JadisAmalthea
      @JadisAmalthea 2 роки тому +7

      I tried the reissue last week. I thought it was gross. It tasted like the early 00s and it shouldve stayed there. But then again, I do not like Mtn. Dew Voltage so maybe that's why I disliked it. I hope I didnt ingest B1, and that they changed the recipe.

  • @ModernBeastx1
    @ModernBeastx1 Рік тому +23

    Wow it's insane how that pepsi blue perfectly filled that glass up.

  • @shaltshaker
    @shaltshaker 2 роки тому +12

    Orbitz actually sounds and looks really cool. I’d see myself chilling on my couch watching tv while drinking a cold bottle of one.

  • @andrewtaylor5492
    @andrewtaylor5492 5 років тому +1145

    *oh there's a chunk in there*
    Continues to drink it all

  • @felixpadilla3215
    @felixpadilla3215 4 роки тому +1239

    “There’s a chunk in there”
    *sipp*
    “There’s a hair in there”
    *SIPP*

    • @cloutmuzikbeats
      @cloutmuzikbeats 3 роки тому +4

      Mhhh yes

    • @mokhan6052
      @mokhan6052 3 роки тому +6

      Lol for chunk the picture is a chunky kid 😂

    • @YungCarne
      @YungCarne 3 роки тому +5

      I bit saddened to say i know where your profile picture is from

    • @DJfireant789plus
      @DJfireant789plus 3 роки тому +11

      THERES A BABY IN THERE.
      *S I P*

    • @unknown_0047_
      @unknown_0047_ 3 роки тому +19

      "There's a dick in there"
      Suck

  • @vaporwave2345
    @vaporwave2345 2 роки тому +8

    THE ORBITZ WAS A HUGE FAD AT MY SCHOOL WHEN I WAS A KID!
    OH MAN, WOW THE NOSTALGIA! THANKS BEAST!

  • @andoncroft5154
    @andoncroft5154 9 місяців тому +5

    As funny as sarcastic as he is, he ACTUALLY never lies about what it actually tastes like and NEVER misleads is. This is one of the many reasons this man is so wildly RESPECTED AND LOVED 😇

  • @ashleymacauley8731
    @ashleymacauley8731 6 років тому +554

    Unlike these beverages that you've so gloriously consumed for our enjoyment Beast, as far as I'm concerned, your content will never go out of date nor expire. Cheers.

    • @gazeintotheabyss7390
      @gazeintotheabyss7390 6 років тому +5

      agreed

    • @Lucas-._
      @Lucas-._ 6 років тому +14

      That's so true, I've been watching his videos for around 4 years now and not once have I thought the quality has worsened in any way.

  • @ZANTYACS
    @ZANTYACS 5 років тому +559

    Typical guy:
    *takes a sip and spits it out*
    Skippy62able:
    *Chugs the whole thing in one sip and makes a "I want to die now" face*

    • @Flipindabird23
      @Flipindabird23 5 років тому +3

      Prince and dedication is why he gets the sub; even if he stopped making vids.

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 5 років тому +1

      @@Flipindabird23 Uh...he hasn't stopped.

    • @monstar7566
      @monstar7566 5 років тому +1

      It's like he's trying to psyche out the beverage by maintaining eye contact

  • @keeperofthehammer6795
    @keeperofthehammer6795 29 днів тому +1

    The lil drop at 19:01 foreshadowing things to come was beautiful.

  • @stirgy4312
    @stirgy4312 2 роки тому +1

    I must have watched this video 10 times over the years. Hilariously nostalgic. Thanks beast!

  • @freddyperham6096
    @freddyperham6096 3 роки тому +753

    I love how a simple taste test for this man is straight up chugging the whole drink

    • @pcakes1878
      @pcakes1878 3 роки тому +41

      hed be fun at a wine tasting tour

    • @TheGlasgowGamer
      @TheGlasgowGamer 3 роки тому +7

      I think he realises this midway through when he seems to start tasting everything but can’t help but still chug it

    • @brentsmith5797
      @brentsmith5797 Рік тому

      Nobody told Beast not to chug

  • @PastryMagicYT
    @PastryMagicYT 4 роки тому +539

    This is some Classic: High Effort/Low Quality content that built youtube. I love it.

    • @misstinahamilton5714
      @misstinahamilton5714 4 роки тому +28

      Yes- you in fact - hit the nail on the head! THis is in fact the essence and epitome of You TUbe and those that miss it are the true OG's

    • @RandomLuckk
      @RandomLuckk 4 роки тому +19

      Dane Stafford yes i miss how youtube videos used to be now people have movie setups for videos

    • @reggaemix7627
      @reggaemix7627 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah man Skippy has been around for a real long time he’s a veteran really

    • @MRFISH-rs6sq
      @MRFISH-rs6sq 3 роки тому +7

      Low quality my fucking hairy swampy asshole

    • @jupiter9099
      @jupiter9099 3 роки тому

      The best kind of content

  • @waynekerr5311
    @waynekerr5311 Рік тому +5

    I absolutely love the pictures and descriptions he gives. If i ever need a laugh he makes me laugh.

  • @stabalotgames6661
    @stabalotgames6661 Рік тому +4

    His descriptions of the smell and taste are hilarious LUL! Pepsi blue looks like radiator fluid.

  • @frickmaddox827
    @frickmaddox827 5 років тому +429

    Drinks the entire bottle of 28 year old Gatorade but doesn't finish the current one.

    • @grog9972
      @grog9972 5 років тому +16

      He didn't try to finish the current one because everybody knows what it tastes like.

    • @nicke1903
      @nicke1903 4 роки тому +12

      There's a old picture of my Dad who was a Firefighter drinking a Gatorade outta a Glass bottle while getting a Air Tank changed out...srry the nostalgia got to me lol

    • @Mr.DodoPants
      @Mr.DodoPants 4 роки тому +4

      He's got such a fast reaction time, the moment it tastes disgusting he know he gotta down that, cause if he stops he won't sip it again. And we don't waste food in this house.

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 4 роки тому +2

      Made to last

  • @seanz1115
    @seanz1115 4 роки тому +454

    “Tastes like an old man sitting in a nursing home... pretty good!”

    • @aurum7695
      @aurum7695 4 роки тому

      Lmaooooooo

    • @jetmech1083
      @jetmech1083 4 роки тому +3

      🤣😜😂
      Tastes like an old man's nutsack had me rolling 😂😜🤣

    • @brox2153
      @brox2153 4 роки тому +1

      Mixed with red dog beer!

    • @jacobdrewer8149
      @jacobdrewer8149 4 роки тому +1

      So you’re trying to tell me this guy just drank a can of 47 year old Billy beer whill Christmas music played in the background.

    • @chloeburbank_
      @chloeburbank_ 4 роки тому

      @@jacobdrewer8149 yeah

  • @lclocean1887
    @lclocean1887 2 роки тому +6

    Thank you for the accompanying images, really helps the imagination to try and decipher what these biohazards would taste like.

  • @ObssessedwithGermany
    @ObssessedwithGermany 2 роки тому +3

    Amazing feat. The most entertaining video I have ever watched on UA-cam. Perfect for history buffs.

  • @Fef0p
    @Fef0p 4 роки тому +1247

    Literally no one:
    LA Beast: plays Christmas music in June

    • @HardTimesStudios
      @HardTimesStudios 4 роки тому +27

      Dude thank you for this comment I'm like the fuck is beast playing? Lol

    • @yacadoosh3869
      @yacadoosh3869 4 роки тому +1

      TA Toddshel on I ooo yeah

    • @BStant23
      @BStant23 4 роки тому +6

      Literally no one is laughing at these unoriginal comments

    • @yacadoosh3869
      @yacadoosh3869 4 роки тому +1

      S&W Perfection I must have been drunk at 3 in the morn when I made that comment. No clue what was trying to say “on i ooo yeah”

    • @BStant23
      @BStant23 4 роки тому

      @@yacadoosh3869 Lol damn

  • @DutchTheHooligan
    @DutchTheHooligan 5 років тому +1890

    The pepsi blue perfectly filling the glass was so satisfying.

    • @dannyjuarez7932
      @dannyjuarez7932 5 років тому +18

      Dutch The Hooligan I’m a proud subscriber of you 😅

    • @elicarr7981
      @elicarr7981 5 років тому +10

      Love yourself airsoft vids

    • @yuhboi3968
      @yuhboi3968 5 років тому +6

      Fucking spoilers!!

    • @jonsmith919
      @jonsmith919 5 років тому +7

      Do you remember when you could redeem Pepsi points for merchandise?

    • @watermelonhead6525
      @watermelonhead6525 5 років тому +6

      Love the airsoft vids

  • @chrisphillips2401
    @chrisphillips2401 Рік тому +5

    That was, hands down, the best crystal pepsi commercial I have ever seen.

  • @stevenbacon-cheddar9914
    @stevenbacon-cheddar9914 2 роки тому +1

    You always help me get over the loss of my favorite childhood things :)

  • @ClarkKent_13
    @ClarkKent_13 4 роки тому +320

    "It smells like a cheetah ripped a sour fart directly into my nostrils. There's little floaty things" the man is a true sommelier

    • @cattoco158
      @cattoco158 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @lolsandwiches
      @lolsandwiches 3 роки тому +1

      Omfg I busted up at that

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 3 роки тому +1

      In the terrible subtitles, it says Vegeta instead of Cheetah.

  • @tonygreene81able
    @tonygreene81able 4 роки тому +281

    “A cheetah ripped a sour fart directly into my nostrils."
    LOL

  • @coryschlichting3517
    @coryschlichting3517 Рік тому +3

    LOL! My dude! I"m so sorry for laughing at your upheaval of expired sodas... I can't help re-watching and laughing my head off. You sir, are very entertaining!

  • @TomasstbergJacobsen
    @TomasstbergJacobsen 2 роки тому +1

    thanks a lot for this, have not laughed so hard in YEARS, absolutely GREAT!

  • @addisons2583
    @addisons2583 3 роки тому +400

    I imagine this must be like drinking a 200 year old bottle of Nuka Cola in real life

    • @youhavefood1112
      @youhavefood1112 3 роки тому +10

      Nice reference

    • @Cross-vo1ui
      @Cross-vo1ui 3 роки тому +7

      Just less rads

    • @Eightss
      @Eightss 3 роки тому +11

      Its like drinking A 500 year old juggernog

    • @arbiter1er
      @arbiter1er 3 роки тому +1

      @@Eightss Considering it's made with eggs... It would taste 500 years old

    • @drunkenmmamaster419
      @drunkenmmamaster419 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh I swear 😂😂😂 I'm a big fallout junkie and I didn't even think of that

  • @ejcy3101
    @ejcy3101 3 роки тому +292

    I love that after everything he drank, the Crystal Pepsi was what did him in just like the old video of him drinking it.

    • @darthgamer6080
      @darthgamer6080 3 роки тому +10

      But why? What is it about it that makes it so nauseating?

    • @ospr88n21
      @ospr88n21 2 роки тому +9

      And he said that was awesome too

    • @chaotf
      @chaotf Рік тому +16

      @@darthgamer6080 it's brown, which usually means it's rotten. In other videos he drinks clear crystal pepsi or slightly yellow crystal pepsi

    • @ButteredToast32
      @ButteredToast32 Рік тому +11

      Every time he drinks that, his body is like *Nope*

    • @Gemidori
      @Gemidori Рік тому +9

      Crystal Pepsi.
      *Tastes like no other.*

  • @CoinCG
    @CoinCG Рік тому +1

    I just wanted to pause the video at 3:57 and tell you LA Beast thank you. My grandad had a 6 pack of those billy beers in our canning room but I never got the courage to drink one. He's died awhile back but this brought back fond memories. Have a good day!

  • @rainylight6268
    @rainylight6268 Рік тому +1

    This man does insane challenges and I'm completely for it. Never, ever change Beast, you are a true gem of UA-cam

  • @bornofstardust5910
    @bornofstardust5910 5 років тому +476

    This dude's nose and taste buds are incredibly specific.

    • @anthonybattaglia4103
      @anthonybattaglia4103 5 років тому +8

      Randy Moore right as i read this i hear “interesting, tastes like acid”

    • @Aleksiinascreations_Aleksi
      @Aleksiinascreations_Aleksi 5 років тому +12

      "Smells like bumblebee flowers"

    • @rodriga1985
      @rodriga1985 5 років тому +10

      When he said, "like a cheetah ripping a sour fart into my nostrils" I fuckin died. Funny shit.

    • @The_Architekt
      @The_Architekt 5 років тому +3

      Sugary rotten plums with a hint of lettuce and chemicals

    • @mattmccalla3014
      @mattmccalla3014 5 років тому +2

      Not at all. He does heavy drugs

  • @zehn39
    @zehn39 4 роки тому +734

    “There’s a chunk in there” *proceeds to drink he while glass*

    • @nerbles7472
      @nerbles7472 4 роки тому +15

      Plus there was a hair in the Gatorade

    • @itsdamochiman3542
      @itsdamochiman3542 4 роки тому +24

      Those aren't hairs or chunks, they're worms and mold

    • @Lowkeaton
      @Lowkeaton 4 роки тому +5

      Skyward Wolfman way of the road

    • @thenifell
      @thenifell 4 роки тому +16

      @Jaiden Tabbert No, idiot.
      He clearly meant "he while glass"
      Learn to Anglich.

    • @bignig8137
      @bignig8137 4 роки тому +9

      Im trippin that a comment with such trash spelling compelled 460+ people to press like on it

  • @jennyd8041
    @jennyd8041 2 роки тому +6

    Came for the Pepsi Blue, stayed for the history lesson of soft drinks and marketing.

  • @Dollvityyx
    @Dollvityyx 2 роки тому +2

    i remember when my dad showed me your channel for the first time , telling me how much you helped him mentally . my father has always had mental issues , and your videos really did cheer him up during his tough times , even if you were throwing your guts out . . good times , i would say . and after you’ve helped him , you’re helping me . again , even if your body is rejecting forbidden drinks and food .

    • @angelsinger4574
      @angelsinger4574 3 місяці тому +1

      Wow. Every time I hear people talking about how social media is no good and YT is a cesspool, I think about all the people who have been helped by the Internet. I know that I have been helped immensely, and so have many, many others. I’m so glad it’s been helping you and your dad, too. ((Hugs))

  • @Willystroker825
    @Willystroker825 6 років тому +152

    This video brought out my holiday spirit in June

    • @batman-yx1hp
      @batman-yx1hp 6 років тому +1

      iqmaster825 glooooooooorrrrrrrooiiiaaaa

    • @cyb3rjake735
      @cyb3rjake735 6 років тому

      how did he get these drinks??????

    • @batman-yx1hp
      @batman-yx1hp 5 років тому

      he bought them..

  • @3rdeyebeing175
    @3rdeyebeing175 6 років тому +652

    I love the LA BEAST description of things.. it's like a good friend that you never know what they're talking about but you listen anyways.

    • @Nightstormshadow1
      @Nightstormshadow1 6 років тому +2

      3rdEyeBeing but it still makes sence. You know exactly what thats like xD its relatable

    • @santanagee74
      @santanagee74 6 років тому +7

      Wet jungle foot 😂😭😭😭

    • @PaulieWalnuts412
      @PaulieWalnuts412 5 років тому

      I talk like this sometimes and friends laugh, but people who don't know me too well think I'm weird. Most people I know love my anallogies.lol

    • @rubixmantheshapeshifter1769
      @rubixmantheshapeshifter1769 5 років тому

      You are too stoned ...lol

  • @vrtlhvn3736
    @vrtlhvn3736 2 роки тому +5

    I just love the disgust and horror that settles in as he drinks the 7 up gold lmfao

  • @BradyBunch317
    @BradyBunch317 Рік тому +1

    Dude you went all the way in on this video. Great work 👏

  • @DeluxeEditionPlus
    @DeluxeEditionPlus 5 років тому +258

    This guy should be considered the real Pepsi man

  • @bbones504
    @bbones504 3 роки тому +532

    Orbits were insanely popular in Korea. American’s just weren’t really into jelly’s in drinks yet. Now every American college has a boba tea shop 😂😂😂😂

    • @whitex3898
      @whitex3898 3 роки тому +12

      And Che Guevara cafes 😂

    • @BertsBalls
      @BertsBalls 3 роки тому +32

      I wish jelly drinks were just as popular here, they’re freaking awesome

    • @rupturefarms21
      @rupturefarms21 3 роки тому +5

      Right, I wish they would bring them back along snaples elements drinks. 😍

    • @mikesalvucci4652
      @mikesalvucci4652 3 роки тому +6

      I looked it up on wikipedia about it, it was made in 1997 in canada and was discontinued in 1998 so basically it wasn't made here in the US, it was made in canada

    • @LordDirus007
      @LordDirus007 3 роки тому +1

      Strangely I remember drinking a lot of Orbitz. I swore I drank it for more than a year

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 Рік тому +6

    i genuinely fucking love your channel so much. i am watching this after doing a lot of lathe work and it's the perfect media to totally put me in my element. a cold can of coke, some mustard pretzels, and just the right youtube video makes me a Significantly better machinist.

  • @CjtheSmoke
    @CjtheSmoke 2 роки тому +6

    I can’t even drink this much modern soda without barfing lmao

  • @effzero7211
    @effzero7211 3 роки тому +149

    "Warning: Nostalgia!"
    I remember vomiting my entire digestive tract out of my body every time I drank a Crystal Pepsi. Those were the good old days.

    • @Human1136
      @Human1136 Рік тому +2

      😅

    • @Roberob1189
      @Roberob1189 3 місяці тому

      Why?

    • @angelsinger4574
      @angelsinger4574 3 місяці тому

      I knew somebody who used to mix it with Southern Comfort. Never tried it. The smell alone was enough to deter me.

  • @ImaginaryHuman072889
    @ImaginaryHuman072889 5 років тому +422

    LMAO *nearly vomits* "not... not terribly bad"

  • @JRE2540
    @JRE2540 2 роки тому

    It's been years since I've watched this video. Great job!

  • @KawaiiKemono
    @KawaiiKemono 11 місяців тому

    Mad respect to you, LA Beast. Keep being epic. 😎✨️

  • @SLS-26
    @SLS-26 6 років тому +206

    You should write an apology note to your kidneys!

    • @LABEAST
      @LABEAST  6 років тому +18

      Bijan Alpha will do

    • @derkommissar4986
      @derkommissar4986 6 років тому +1

      Bijan Alpha that will be too canadian

    • @hotpocket6653
      @hotpocket6653 6 років тому

      Bijan Alpha Saying I'm sorry is for quitters.

    • @pyrojunky8540
      @pyrojunky8540 6 років тому +1

      You remember SURGE SODA SKIPY?

    • @lambotius
      @lambotius 6 років тому

      Bijan Alpha 10/10

  • @user-iz4kw8re9e
    @user-iz4kw8re9e 5 років тому +424

    When teacher says only water in the classroom
    Drinks crystal pepsi

    • @spencerlervik2083
      @spencerlervik2083 5 років тому

      Yes!!!! Lmao

    • @spencerlervik2083
      @spencerlervik2083 5 років тому

      Silly teachers

    • @slaymyface1357
      @slaymyface1357 5 років тому +1

      I legit use to do this when it was selling in stores id just take off the label and say i had a pepsi and refilled it with water

    • @spencerlervik2083
      @spencerlervik2083 5 років тому +25

      Or vodka

    • @nicke1903
      @nicke1903 4 роки тому +1

      I had a English Teacher that drank Vodka and Seltzer outta Fresca Cans....i blame her

  • @edwardchase1796
    @edwardchase1796 Рік тому

    Man always wanted to try that Orbitz drink as a kid. Sadly I never got one, so thanks for the review!!!! Great stuff 👍👍

  • @therealgoodcitizen9785
    @therealgoodcitizen9785 Рік тому

    I have to say I absolutely love watching you guzzle on old s*** with the best descriptions with funeral music playing in the background I want an autograph

  • @metalcat400
    @metalcat400 6 років тому +122

    Taste test from other youtubers: Taking a small sip and crying like a baby about it. Taste test from L.A. Beast: Chug the whole thing down and get nostalgic.

  • @tristan15fly
    @tristan15fly 6 років тому +147

    The christmas music makes the video grade a . Another great video , thank you

  • @dcpmootown
    @dcpmootown Рік тому

    I love these videos where u try old stuff thank you so much beast

  • @blight2638
    @blight2638 3 місяці тому

    I watch this video like once a year, with the music I like to watch around Christmas time

  • @ghostgayle999
    @ghostgayle999 5 років тому +195

    I just got a kidney stone watching this.

    • @jrag1000
      @jrag1000 5 років тому +6

      you mean, it got dissolved.

  • @rustyblade9366
    @rustyblade9366 3 роки тому +164

    L.A. Beast: HE-HEY, L.A. beast here!
    His digestive system: No, god please no, no more

  • @martinlaporte2112
    @martinlaporte2112 10 місяців тому +2

    There's no way you drank all those beverages in one sitting!!!
    Hahahahahaha !!!
    You, my friend, take your art to the next level. Mad respect to you. 😊

  • @manwithtwoeyes6911
    @manwithtwoeyes6911 Рік тому +5

    "with a hint of lettuce and chemicals" im dead

  • @kryptdreemurr8147
    @kryptdreemurr8147 3 роки тому +244

    L.A.Beast:Pepsi Blue has a highly controversial coloring agent in it.
    Him 5 seconds later:Lets bring it back!

    • @fadeskywards1245
      @fadeskywards1245 3 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @pikasnipe1
      @pikasnipe1 3 роки тому +6

      Pepsi Blue was good, but having puked that color back up after a rough night. Yea.... Reminds me of that sugar candy in test tubes that dyed your poo interesting colors.

    • @EricJh21690
      @EricJh21690 3 роки тому +1

      @@pikasnipe1 😳😂

    • @Knuffmannn
      @Knuffmannn 3 роки тому +1

      Crazy how it’s back now!

  • @alberth1925
    @alberth1925 5 років тому +170

    This is the most creative way I've ever seen anyone cure constipation.

    • @itzmango3070
      @itzmango3070 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @BC___1
      @BC___1 5 років тому +7

      Refer to the haribo sugarless gummy bear video

    • @kjeezy2990
      @kjeezy2990 5 років тому

      😂💀

  • @r7kelley553
    @r7kelley553 Рік тому

    Some of these I haven't heard of and some I completely forgot about them. This was pretty cool.

  • @Re1gn0fd4rkn3ss
    @Re1gn0fd4rkn3ss 7 місяців тому

    I love this vid. 5yrs later and I still come back to it 👌😆

  • @magnum1165
    @magnum1165 5 років тому +412

    If steve1989 was opening those cans he would say “no hiss...”

  • @mrgalaxy3246
    @mrgalaxy3246 5 років тому +179

    Billy Beer -41 years old
    Orbitz- 21 years old
    Gatorade Citrus Cooler- 28 years
    Pepsi Blue- 15 years
    Lemon Lime Slice- 33 years
    New! Coke- 32 years
    Coke II- 15 years
    New challenge for you Beast, you've gotta drink a combo of all these drinks, and you can even do a click bait saying you're drinking a 195 year old drink combination lmao.

  • @LouRokTV
    @LouRokTV Рік тому

    Your damn adjectives have me rolling in every video...the descriptions and pictures to show what you mean are perfect🤣😂🤣

  • @_BlueCollarGamer
    @_BlueCollarGamer 8 місяців тому +1

    Bro i dont know how the hell you can do this lmao. Thank you for doing this so that i can watch and crawl out of my skin.

  • @DrMantisToboggan69
    @DrMantisToboggan69 6 років тому +95

    Beast has the best descriptions ever, "like a cheetah ripping a sour fart". Wow, such poetry

    • @dukes1993724
      @dukes1993724 5 років тому

      Dr. Mantis Toboggan 😂😂😂

  • @bhjdGs0046
    @bhjdGs0046 3 роки тому +158

    “Smells like if a cheetah ripped a giant sour fart into my nostrils” I’m dead 😭

  • @sweetpotatofries99
    @sweetpotatofries99 Рік тому +4

    Orbitz sounds awesome, just ahead of its time.

  • @palli9660
    @palli9660 Рік тому +1

    we NEED part 2 of this video!

  • @garybuseyfan4
    @garybuseyfan4 6 років тому +45

    L.A. Beast, You'd Be The Man To Try This Idea: Old Discontinued Sodas From Yesteryear Recarbonated Using A Soda-Stream... In The Name Of Science.

    • @benbilbrey749
      @benbilbrey749 6 років тому +1

      garybuseyfan4 Yes please. 👌

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 3 роки тому +89

    I love how casually he says "I might have botulism"

  • @jamestomlin5525
    @jamestomlin5525 3 роки тому

    Man, you deserve so many more watchers
    What an icon

  • @bmz7900
    @bmz7900 2 роки тому

    I am on an LA BEAST video binge today--Entertainment genius!

  • @giodude1485
    @giodude1485 6 років тому +2967

    why the christmas music? lol

    • @tgang5212
      @tgang5212 6 років тому +36

      Gio Dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂right ?

    • @barbdrake5999
      @barbdrake5999 6 років тому +16

      Matthew Wilson this is june.

    • @matthewwilson9749
      @matthewwilson9749 6 років тому +14

      ワカマンWAKAMAN Yes, yes it is.

    • @GodWeenSatan
      @GodWeenSatan 6 років тому +25

      Chase Avery your comment doesn't

    • @YouSuck921
      @YouSuck921 6 років тому +19

      Because he was reminded of his Uncle's house

  • @420jarsofthiccrawsauce5
    @420jarsofthiccrawsauce5 6 років тому +34

    I don't know what to be worried more about him drinking a 20 year old drink or him knowing what jungle feet tastes like

    • @ephiroar
      @ephiroar 8 місяців тому

      LOL! I was looking for the comment about wrinkly jungle feet.

  • @leezybreeze1299
    @leezybreeze1299 Рік тому

    Always find myself back to you beast 💪

  • @bigbbennett4382
    @bigbbennett4382 Місяць тому

    Theres a rare laugh I have when I get excited and only takes a little talking to bring it out of me here hahaha

  • @TheCptCoy
    @TheCptCoy 5 років тому +146

    "Bacteria moss" is also just known as mold. You just drank a glass full of moldy "new" coke.

    • @qtexasbrumley
      @qtexasbrumley 5 років тому +7

      Yeah he'll sleep it off . 🙃

    • @zachk.530
      @zachk.530 5 років тому +5

      He knows but he's going into mind over matter beast mode before taking on the cornucopia of nausea

  • @DearHedge
    @DearHedge 5 років тому +164

    *I think it expired in 2003* *still pours it*

    • @megalrush2
      @megalrush2 5 років тому +20

      "Tastes really bad" (keeps drinking)

    • @72thcking
      @72thcking 5 років тому +2

      It has a controversial coloring agent. Still drinks it

  • @alexblaze8878
    @alexblaze8878 2 роки тому +2

    Fun fact about New Coke. It was marketed in the late 80s and was sold in parallel with the original coke. To push sales, Coca Cola did a prize campaign where if you pulled the tab on a new coke you’d have a chance to win a free new coke. But Coca Cola messed up by putting a tiny red star imprinted on top of the tab which was a tell tale sign that that specific can/bottle would have a “You Win a Free New Coke!” Under the tab lol.
    Us poor kids figured this out quickly and drank free “New Cokes” for weeks until the inventory ran out and Coca Cola fixed the error.
    We’d pool our money together to buy one can for 25 cents. Go behind the store and we’d all share that can until it was empty, then take the “Free Prize” cap back into the store and get a new can-obviously making sure that can also had the tiny red star on it. There were usually only 1 in 5 cans that had that mark so we’d run though a store’s load of free cokes in one afternoon.