ASMR Doctor Roleplay - Yearly Exam

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  • @giraffeneck6300
    @giraffeneck6300 5 років тому +1438

    Here are the time stamps!
    0:00 intro/ask questions
    3:17 she examines you
    3:49 blood pressure
    6:08 heart rate
    8:29: mouth checkup
    10:05 eyes checkup
    13:13 she touches your face
    16:00 ears checkup
    18:40 examining your hands and arms
    21:43 ending/concluding
    I hope this is helpful!

  • @g.o2934
    @g.o2934 4 роки тому +2018

    So far I’ve had 12 doctors appointments, 10 spa treatments and 15 makeovers.

    • @kekkic
      @kekkic 4 роки тому +101

      But how many cranial nerve exams?

    • @FezCaliph
      @FezCaliph 4 роки тому +8

      @@kekkic 😂😂💀

    • @ronafriat
      @ronafriat 4 роки тому +22

      @@kekkic about 35

    • @not___eliza
      @not___eliza 4 роки тому +7

      @@kekkic oh gosh too many

    • @Jocy-o8e
      @Jocy-o8e 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @elilundgreen
    @elilundgreen 6 років тому +341

    4:48 Taking blood pressure like *1000 pumps later* "Your blood pressure is great!" Well it was before you squeezed the blood out of it

  • @nayf6847
    @nayf6847 4 роки тому +369

    Her office: quiet as space
    The one I go to:
    -kid crying next-door
    -really quiet high pitched buzzing sound
    -constant phone ringing
    -flushing toilets
    -carts rolling down the hall
    -airplanes flying by
    -clock ticking
    -all the talking

  • @amywells7350
    @amywells7350 5 років тому +6353

    I swear Asmrtists seem to have more jobs than barbie at this point

  • @morgana6182
    @morgana6182 7 років тому +2999

    Doctor: Do you smoke?
    Snoop Dogg: *Softly smiles*

    • @papaturko7398
      @papaturko7398 7 років тому +44

      RawrItsLeo TO BE CONTINUED

    • @almightyylol
      @almightyylol 7 років тому +8

      RawrItsLeo classic

    • @jasondolman8930
      @jasondolman8930 7 років тому +14

      you just made my day

    • @relighion
      @relighion 7 років тому +10

      RawrItsLeo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg this had me dead!!!! 😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣

    • @DudeinFL
      @DudeinFL 7 років тому +9

      We all had the same picture in our minds

  • @Noobmaster-qf2iw
    @Noobmaster-qf2iw 6 років тому +1846

    Her neighbor’s must love her because it’s sooo quite

  • @syndicate1018
    @syndicate1018 4 роки тому +2061

    She protec
    She attac
    But most importantly she judges me cuz I snac

  • @ZippperBeansPyro
    @ZippperBeansPyro 7 років тому +8359

    You should include the part where you have to wait for the doctor for 2 hours. Anyone else?

    • @daddylonglegs9854
      @daddylonglegs9854 7 років тому +83

      ZippperBeansPyro No .-. Lol do you make an appointment prior or are you just walking in? xD I see mine within 10 minutes of arriving. But the first 5 I'm paying and filling out stuff.

    • @ZippperBeansPyro
      @ZippperBeansPyro 7 років тому +95

      No we always schedule, I mean when you're done with the evaluations and then you gotta sit on that piece of paper for a long time before the real doctor comes in. Idk if that made sense but

    • @mclmrtn
      @mclmrtn 7 років тому +58

      Lol no. I live in America, not Canada.

    • @uhMoments
      @uhMoments 7 років тому +20

      ZippperBeansPyro I feel you bro

    • @brettmemmott9781
      @brettmemmott9781 7 років тому +3

      uhMoments logic is tight yo

  • @dansforehead2263
    @dansforehead2263 6 років тому +607

    Her : what arm do you prefer
    *points at right arm*
    *moves to left arm*
    Me: boi

    • @emthegremlin
      @emthegremlin 6 років тому

      Blank Nobody same here

    • @iimchloegrace
      @iimchloegrace 6 років тому

      Lol one time I was asked that and I said right and she went to the left because I obviously couldn’t feel my shoulder and that’s why I was there in the first place. That was about a month ago. My shoulder is still killing me

    • @FnaSamuels
      @FnaSamuels 6 років тому

      Mood

    • @lucifersdevilishdetails.
      @lucifersdevilishdetails. 5 років тому

      Well technically speaking you should take blood pressure and most commonly taken on the left arm.

    • @Stealthplayz1
      @Stealthplayz1 5 років тому

      Mooooood

  • @TappedGW
    @TappedGW 7 років тому +1968

    Her: "How's ur diet?"
    Me: "Pretty good, actually"
    Her:" you need to work on that"
    -_-

    • @DankNova
      @DankNova 7 років тому +3

      POP GOD lol

    • @steviewonder4788
      @steviewonder4788 7 років тому +5

      lmao

    • @christinegraham9069
      @christinegraham9069 7 років тому +38

      Same 😂
      Her: "And please tell me your exercise is good"
      Me: "Um, pretty good -- an hour or two most days of the week."
      Her: *sound of disapproval*

    • @Chaos1226DBD
      @Chaos1226DBD 7 років тому

      POP GOD HA

    • @BryanAgapito
      @BryanAgapito 7 років тому

      POP GOD SAME

  • @vincentmegens
    @vincentmegens 5 років тому +1378

    When someone is saying: anyone 2020?????
    Me: Yeah, duuuuhhhh its a yearly checkup/exam

  • @fionasasmr9873
    @fionasasmr9873 7 років тому +1658

    She should do a video where she is a detective (roleplay) where she uses a flashlight, writes down evidence or clues, and uses whispering to interview people.

    • @lalabear25
      @lalabear25 7 років тому +36

      Or we as the viewers are the detective and darling act out different persona in the video

    • @unusualdemont1995
      @unusualdemont1995 7 років тому +13

      Kaylei R. Yooo, that would be cool to see her be all her different role playing characters in an interview type thing

    • @shadowxplays8555
      @shadowxplays8555 7 років тому +3

      Abdullah Hadia LOL 😂

    • @skyduran2782
      @skyduran2782 7 років тому +2

      Fiona N. true

    • @fandomking5005
      @fandomking5005 7 років тому +7

      Yeah that would be extremely awesome!!

  • @alexanderianoble9063
    @alexanderianoble9063 7 років тому +102

    I love her addition of the green screen to role play asmr because it really helps to transport your brain there and make it a little less “weird” in my opinion.

  • @rickycoats4045
    @rickycoats4045 7 років тому +307

    her: "how is your diet?"
    me: "shitty"
    her: "you need to work on that."

    • @sanstheadorable8548
      @sanstheadorable8548 7 років тому

      яιcкүαlα cσαтs same

    • @silvertreble
      @silvertreble 7 років тому +7

      яιcкүαlα cσαтs lol "What diet?"
      (Talking about me btw)

    • @jetnight88
      @jetnight88 7 років тому +2

      яιcкүαlα cσαтs ohhhh! How dare she lol

    • @Ariesponsible
      @Ariesponsible 7 років тому +2

      яιcкүαlα cσαтs me

  • @unusedaccountlmfaooooo
    @unusedaccountlmfaooooo 5 років тому +135

    Darling: " *Question* "
    Viewer: " *Answer* "
    Darling: "Oh, okay." *Furiously scribbles*

  • @raymundorivera6280
    @raymundorivera6280 5 років тому +2472

    7:03 did I just hear what I think it was lmao

  • @alexepstein872
    @alexepstein872 6 років тому +1035

    It’s like 5 in the morning and when she’s knocked on the door, I thought someone was knocking on our front door and hid under my blankets.

  • @Kkkkk6228
    @Kkkkk6228 5 років тому +588

    Imagine having a conversation with a camera and being this realistic

    • @pingu9211
      @pingu9211 5 років тому +13

      Imagen what she uses all the things on for example the blood pressure thing... The camera stand?

    • @katstott3834
      @katstott3834 5 років тому +3

      Some ASMRtists can manage it. Not this one.

    • @clarawolff8633
      @clarawolff8633 4 роки тому +2

      Exo-l :)) have an amazing day when you read this :)) uri appa Chen :))

    • @chipbaby4514
      @chipbaby4514 4 роки тому

      have you seen the channel DiamondASMR ???

    • @alonevera9622
      @alonevera9622 4 роки тому

      clearly, you haven't watched a lot of asmr roleplays from other artists yet

  • @itscalebplayzyt4873
    @itscalebplayzyt4873 4 роки тому +681

    Imagine walking into a doctors office ready to get your checkup and they start doing ASMR with the equipment

    • @geraldmcdonnell5599
      @geraldmcdonnell5599 4 роки тому +36

      I would be happy

    • @cayt7613
      @cayt7613 3 роки тому +9

      i’d be laughing my head off

    • @spkx_8
      @spkx_8 3 роки тому +8

      I would love the doctors office

    • @sixty6534
      @sixty6534 3 роки тому +8

      LOL i would get the chills

    • @fmElse
      @fmElse 3 роки тому +3

      My dream

  • @AdamSmith-sg9ey
    @AdamSmith-sg9ey 7 років тому +309

    Here is the rubric for this video, in case anyone wanted it!
    0:00-4:30 Talking and Writing
    4:30-4:46 Velcro
    4:46-5:28 Pumping Air/Blood pressure
    5:28-5:35 More Velcro
    5:35-8:37 Writing W/ breath sounds
    8:37-13:25 Latex gloves W/ buttons
    13:25-16:11 Face touching W/ gloves
    16:11-17:35 Latex gloves W/ buttons
    17:35-18:49 Writing
    18:49-21:08 Arm exam W/ gloves
    21:08-21:33 More Writing
    21:33 ~ End of appointment!

  • @andreamartinez5257
    @andreamartinez5257 6 років тому +760

    Her: takes blood pressure
    Me: looking at my arm turn purple then fall off
    Her: perfect

    • @trinatilson3502
      @trinatilson3502 6 років тому +5

      She's going too eat it...

    • @FrostleCC
      @FrostleCC 6 років тому +2

      Andrea Martinez excellent..

    • @11283brandyl
      @11283brandyl 6 років тому

      😂😂

    • @magicl-ball8437
      @magicl-ball8437 6 років тому

      that’s what I thought!

    • @jibbymarket
      @jibbymarket 6 років тому

      Andrea Martinez ya by my calcumalations the valve on the cuff was not turned so therefore no air was actually pumped into the cuff

  • @losantro6233
    @losantro6233 6 років тому +218

    7:02 is just such a perfect moment

  • @salientsolution5436
    @salientsolution5436 5 років тому +248

    Me: Listening intently and feeling so calm
    My headphones: PLEASE CHARGE DEVICE!

    • @sophielandau2237
      @sophielandau2237 4 роки тому +3

      lol that happened last night

    • @preso4904
      @preso4904 4 роки тому +17

      LOW BATTERY PLEASE CHARGE

    • @porkybeans1154
      @porkybeans1154 4 роки тому +7

      My BT ear buds just make a weird noise that's loud and scares the hell outta me

    • @hyphangaming
      @hyphangaming 4 роки тому +3

      *LOW BATTERY*

    • @codystk3931
      @codystk3931 4 роки тому +1

      Rip

  • @gurlsluvmj9675
    @gurlsluvmj9675 6 років тому +298

    Darling: “Open up a little more”
    Me: *brakes jaw bone

    • @dylanhume5775
      @dylanhume5775 6 років тому +4

      MJ 0519 1 it’s breaks not brakes
      2 if u are doing actions put a star and start and end
      3 refer to asmr darling as her in this context
      4 help me

    • @alexisrangel7842
      @alexisrangel7842 6 років тому +3

      *THATS WIDE ENOUGH*

    • @aaliyahfigueiredo
      @aaliyahfigueiredo 6 років тому

      MJ 0519 l

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 6 років тому +3

      *_No, wider._*

    • @Ludochris
      @Ludochris 6 років тому

      Samuel Ikeson bro your profile photo pic is hentai right?

  • @stealthphantom701
    @stealthphantom701 5 років тому +3172

    ASMR Darling: 7:02
    Me: oh thx
    ASMR Darling: 7:04*
    Me: oh,my bad **zip pant**

  • @kenzie3571
    @kenzie3571 6 років тому +1337

    Her look of judgement about my diet made me put down my chips and soda.

  • @falloutgod1073
    @falloutgod1073 4 роки тому +659

    Her: so you have the occasional glass of wine
    Me a 18 year old: perhaps

    • @d.muller5944
      @d.muller5944 4 роки тому +13

      Well here in Germany many kids start drinking at parties with 14 years

    • @RandomGuy-mt1cz
      @RandomGuy-mt1cz 3 роки тому +7

      @@d.muller5944 same here in Belgium

    • @couldbeanybody2508
      @couldbeanybody2508 3 роки тому +4

      @@d.muller5944 same here in UK

    • @JL-pc2eh
      @JL-pc2eh 3 роки тому +4

      In Germany it usually is really strict when buying alcohol - they ask for your ID until your close to 30, know you or you have a beard and look old enough.
      But anyone knows someone older that can buy the alcohol (if something happens they will find out who bought it and the punishment isnt light btw). And a little beer at 14 isnt that bad.

    • @kateFGMP
      @kateFGMP 3 роки тому +3

      Coming from an Italian family, we were allowed to drink some wine in special occasions.

  • @commanderponds8308
    @commanderponds8308 7 років тому +1566

    "I need to get your pulse"
    Me: "Yes I would like to know if I'm alive as well"

    • @sockgoblin6606
      @sockgoblin6606 7 років тому +10

      Fancy Watermelon I'm done 😂😂

    • @commanderponds8308
      @commanderponds8308 7 років тому +2

      MissDracoMalfoy x thanks I try

    • @robinrivera2839
      @robinrivera2839 7 років тому +20

      Fancy Watermelon not just to check if youre alive but to check how fast youre heart beats blood

    • @sheesherwhiz3846
      @sheesherwhiz3846 7 років тому +4

      Fancy Watermelon same, I don't think I have this thing called a- what is it? A "life"?

    • @commanderponds8308
      @commanderponds8308 7 років тому +3

      Sushi Roll hmmmm I recommend....oh I recommend talking to someone for 5 minutes a day....(that moment when you realize you gave someone advice but you don't even do the thing you told them to do) 🍋🔫😖😑🔥🐙🌵😶😪😭

  • @mrkrabs805
    @mrkrabs805 6 років тому +706

    7:02 I mean I didn’t realise that’s what we were examining but okay

    • @popefrancis4080
      @popefrancis4080 6 років тому +54

      Wreckthetangle How did she know 😯

    • @Jacob-ok1uw
      @Jacob-ok1uw 6 років тому +36

      LMAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣

    • @eringrant7295
      @eringrant7295 6 років тому +11

      Wreckthetangle OMG HAHA

    • @Chonk122
      @Chonk122 6 років тому +32

      Free Dragon458 cause you dont get tingles when you edit in ASMR

    • @oliverdickerson5361
      @oliverdickerson5361 6 років тому +8

      Classic comment😂😂😂

  • @jadhaaguayo7958
    @jadhaaguayo7958 6 років тому +1061

    Her: "How is your diet?"
    Me: *shoves donut in to mouth*
    Her: "You need to work on that"
    Me: *continues to eat donut*

    • @ceinflynn3348
      @ceinflynn3348 6 років тому +3

      Jadha Aguayo Oof same

    • @its_celestial
      @its_celestial 6 років тому +6

      I relate to that on a spiritual level

    • @xgamerrosalez6984
      @xgamerrosalez6984 6 років тому +2

      Lmao

    • @dylanhume5775
      @dylanhume5775 6 років тому +16

      Her: “How is your diet?”
      Me: *starts to eat monitor*
      Her: “you need to work on that”
      Me: *begins on the chair*

    • @jadhaaguayo7958
      @jadhaaguayo7958 6 років тому

      Catgirl0217 me too😂

  • @v1rgini4_7
    @v1rgini4_7 4 роки тому +292

    7:01 she said "nice big di- nice big deep breaths" Lmaooo

  • @elizabeth1552
    @elizabeth1552 7 років тому +2151

    Taylor: So you have the occasional glass of wine or beer
    Me: noooooo. I drink the hardcore apple juice

    • @rat-dog7357
      @rat-dog7357 7 років тому +31

      King Elizabeth lol Thats nothing i drink CHOCOLATE. MILK eveynight

    • @imsquishy6884
      @imsquishy6884 7 років тому +30

      King Elizabeth yooo fuckin savage

    • @abbyd1470
      @abbyd1470 7 років тому +24

      King Elizabeth
      OMG same.😂

    • @allu9146
      @allu9146 7 років тому +2

      Overused Dolphin what is savage

    • @greenlotus1117
      @greenlotus1117 7 років тому +18

      Naw dude I be drinking Kool Aid every hour

  • @kaileylangrell8082
    @kaileylangrell8082 7 років тому +4217

    I wish she was my doctor in real life... like she already knows how bad my diet is😂

  • @denisecontreras3026
    @denisecontreras3026 6 років тому +1320

    When you fall asleep and your parents walk in and see a girl doing doctor stuff😂

  • @lukeelder7448
    @lukeelder7448 5 років тому +427

    When she knocked on the door I thought Lebron James was coming to harass me about sprite cranberry sodas.

  • @dischargepuddle8232
    @dischargepuddle8232 7 років тому +1049

    Damn she was harsh with the diet
    that hit hard

    • @emma-341
      @emma-341 7 років тому +4

      Depressed Bear ;_; is that why you’re a depressed bear

    • @moti2996
      @moti2996 7 років тому +10

      No joke I was eating cake

    • @livloveskittens9660
      @livloveskittens9660 6 років тому +2

      Squid Juice UwU. I agree.

    • @sharmanwaxberg3623
      @sharmanwaxberg3623 6 років тому +2

      Squid Juice UwU ikr

    • @ThatOneLeek
      @ThatOneLeek 6 років тому +12

      I legit was eating Pringles,poptarts,and cake while drinking oj

  • @maddi3353
    @maddi3353 6 років тому +556

    Her: takes 1 million pumps
    also her:your lood pressure is 100% good
    Me: well my arm just fell of so might need to fix That

    • @irios_g
      @irios_g 5 років тому +5

      *might*

    • @haywirechrono011
      @haywirechrono011 5 років тому +4

      Nah you fine

    • @Athena-ju7cd
      @Athena-ju7cd 5 років тому +1

      maddi hall sorry I accidentally disliked ur comment I meant to like it

    • @omardawah8015
      @omardawah8015 5 років тому +1

      maddi hall yo she wasn’t even using the stethoscope

    • @Athena-ju7cd
      @Athena-ju7cd 5 років тому

      Omar Dawah yeah she did

  • @BibtheChib
    @BibtheChib 7 років тому +253

    Her: "I see you have some bruises on your leg"
    Me: my dad-
    Her: "do you do any outdoor activities"
    Me: my dad, he beats m-
    Her: "or do you bruise easily"
    Me: help

  • @frejadkv
    @frejadkv 5 років тому +214

    I swear ASMR vids have the best comments🔥👌🏼

  • @dawa1darn139
    @dawa1darn139 6 років тому +931

    I’m just waiting for the day when she randomly screams at the top of her lungs right in the middle of the video and we all die of heart attacks or go def cuz we normally all have headphones in at full blast.

    • @sharkycz9540
      @sharkycz9540 6 років тому +10

      Dawa1 Darn Me too 😂

    • @tobythethird5694
      @tobythethird5694 6 років тому +5

      Dawa1 Darn same👌😂

    • @DrRobertBischof
      @DrRobertBischof 6 років тому +31

      I was hoping during her latest fortnite vid she would just blast that over blown AliA intro at the beginning 😂

    • @idkanymore9812
      @idkanymore9812 6 років тому +3

      Dawa1 Darn why 😂

    • @isabellamurrill5193
      @isabellamurrill5193 6 років тому +4

      Dawa1 Darn 😂

  • @kyiscool30
    @kyiscool30 7 років тому +543

    Taylor- how about your diet
    Me- eating 5 cookies
    Taylor- you have to work on that
    Me- hiding the cookies
    Edit: Thanks For the Likes!!!!! There is 521 likes!!!

    • @Weniger_Anzeigen
      @Weniger_Anzeigen 7 років тому +4

      Panda Playz why u all understanding it wrong? You habe to eat more

    • @brookeburnham5523
      @brookeburnham5523 7 років тому +1

      I ate like 7 cookies today

    • @cheyennehodges9818
      @cheyennehodges9818 7 років тому +1

      Same!!! Except a bowl of pasta 😂😂😂

    • @Kate-xd9bq
      @Kate-xd9bq 7 років тому +1

      Do not be ashamed of your cookie munching. You know cameras don't work two ways?

  • @maddispear4421
    @maddispear4421 7 років тому +235

    I'm pretty sure the paper she is writing on is all scribbles 😂

    • @diegogalicia8419
      @diegogalicia8419 7 років тому +65

      Madelyne Spear I mean, she's a doctor

    • @frankiefrench1481
      @frankiefrench1481 7 років тому +8

      +Diego Galicia yea that's what doctors do

    • @tilly-h-1
      @tilly-h-1 5 років тому +2

      That’s what doctors handwriting looks like anyway

    • @haywirechrono011
      @haywirechrono011 5 років тому

      Or she could be the next van Gogh

  • @creativebuilder7397
    @creativebuilder7397 2 роки тому +10

    Just in case
    0:00-4:00 = asking questions/ writing ✍️
    4:47-5:24 = blood pressure 🩸
    6:28-7:18 = stethoscope heart check (front)
    7:19-7:45 = checking back stethoscope 🩺
    9:30-9:50 checking mouth/tongue 👄
    10:20-11:14 = follow the light 🔦
    12:04-12:55 = follow the light with different 🔦
    13:25-15:44 = feeling/examining you
    6:10-17:13 =looking in ears 👂
    19:12-20:54 = examining arms and hands 🙌
    22:02-22:23 = saying bye 👋

  • @AquaticMessiah
    @AquaticMessiah 6 років тому +204

    Takes blood pressure, keeps pumping...
    *Arm falls off from Tourniquet*

  • @glittergirl9044
    @glittergirl9044 7 років тому +2061

    I'm in a hotel room with my family and I didn't put my headphones in all the way... everybody thinks I'm crazy now.

    • @annakehlmeier5323
      @annakehlmeier5323 7 років тому +2

      Glittergirl904 hahahahahha

    • @GREENBELLES
      @GREENBELLES 7 років тому

      Glittergirl904 😆

    • @johnnywallows6369
      @johnnywallows6369 7 років тому

      Lol

    • @Trolovinski
      @Trolovinski 7 років тому +51

      Glittergirl904 Imagine if you were a boy 😂 100x worse

    • @okaysoph
      @okaysoph 7 років тому +32

      John Trolovinski ... why is it instantly worse if this person is a guy ?

  • @kranolamusic
    @kranolamusic 5 років тому +280

    She protec
    She attac
    But most importantly
    She judges my exercise within a snap

    • @babatundenigarianprince9068
      @babatundenigarianprince9068 4 роки тому +3

      harrisonlovxll I just got a jumpscare from the word „snap“...I‘ll never forget Infinity War...

  • @mirandabell8008
    @mirandabell8008 4 роки тому +153

    Taylor: Follow this light with your eyes.
    Me: Ok.
    The light: YoU wAnNa SeE sOmE rEaL sPeEd ??

  • @joshylurker
    @joshylurker 7 років тому +726

    Taylor: how's your diet??
    Me:(drinks soda)
    Taylor: You need to work on that.
    Me: oh ( continues drinking soda)

  • @noodaroo7154
    @noodaroo7154 7 років тому +102

    "I can't find the other glove"
    Me:" Shouldn't there be a box somewhere?"

    • @nov3019892008
      @nov3019892008 6 років тому +1

      Yeah, how many doctors have just one pair of gloves?

  • @xoxkisaxox
    @xoxkisaxox 7 років тому +1350

    That moment when your doctor does your exam in the doorway even though the chairs and examination table are free.

    • @daddylonglegs9854
      @daddylonglegs9854 7 років тому +7

      Katie Nawrot Pssst it's a green screen. It's not going to be perfect.

    • @doorexplore1477
      @doorexplore1477 7 років тому +42

      Mousy Mallow He was joking

    • @petergriffin1591
      @petergriffin1591 7 років тому +56

      Door Explore you made me try to clean my screen like 15 times

    • @Obby004
      @Obby004 7 років тому +7

      my foot Same.😆

    • @Vipervion
      @Vipervion 7 років тому +2

      my foot saaaaame😂😂😂

  • @mrmellow1144
    @mrmellow1144 4 роки тому +421

    My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"
    I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...

  • @miaisntemo
    @miaisntemo 7 років тому +2739

    *turns volume up*
    Me: I love this!
    Ad: DO YOU SUFFER FROM A LOSS OF HEARING!!????
    Me: I DO NOW!!!
    Edit: thank you for 600+ likes! I really diddnt expect to get so many!

    • @Becoming_Persephone
      @Becoming_Persephone 7 років тому +41

      Starmagination lol your comment literally made my day thanks this was really funny

    • @celinetang8218
      @celinetang8218 7 років тому +8

      Starmagination
      SO RELATABLE BAHAHA 😂

    • @tyangove4716
      @tyangove4716 7 років тому +3

      Starmagination lol

    • @tyangove4716
      @tyangove4716 7 років тому +2

      Starmagination 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bhlvinbullet4175
      @bhlvinbullet4175 7 років тому +10

      Woooow good job put ads in a ASMR video

  • @xmxrsz
    @xmxrsz 7 років тому +4458

    Taylor: "I see you have some bruises on your legs"
    Me: "Well yeah, I fell up the stairs"
    Taylor: "Okay"

    • @logiclogan6661
      @logiclogan6661 7 років тому +41

      GrandeBear
      Yes I did to

    • @biancalissette7674
      @biancalissette7674 7 років тому +57

      GrandeBear up?

    • @logiclogan6661
      @logiclogan6661 7 років тому +49

      Sunshine Hazza
      It's meant to be a funny joke

    • @biancalissette7674
      @biancalissette7674 7 років тому +9

      Logic/ Logan Oh, I just don't get it

    • @logiclogan6661
      @logiclogan6661 7 років тому +21

      Sunshine Hazza
      Well it's meant to just sound funny it doesn't have to make sense but okay you didn't know it's fine

  • @shariseraquel
    @shariseraquel 7 років тому +387

    Her: Open up your mouth real wide.
    *opens all the way*
    Her: A little wider
    Me: Lady if I go any wider my jaw is going to break

    • @zachary7042
      @zachary7042 7 років тому

      luhhkiddd_'s world thats going to the dentist in a nutshell

    • @sebastianhindle7034
      @sebastianhindle7034 7 років тому

      #MeAtTheDentist

    • @on723
      @on723 7 років тому

      Dentistry in a nutshell

  • @icecreamfreedom
    @icecreamfreedom 4 роки тому +37

    doctor: are there any other health concerns i need to know about?
    me: well yeah ive been coughing up blood and my old doctor said i had bronchitis-
    doctor: okay, so everything is looking fantastic

  • @plsgoawaybro
    @plsgoawaybro 6 років тому +207

    Her: any questions or concerns??
    Me: yes act--
    Her: no. Ok
    Me: I SAID YES

  • @britneybitch6586
    @britneybitch6586 6 років тому +337

    It's almost 5 in the morning, and once again I've gone too deep in UA-cam

  • @goiz2422
    @goiz2422 5 років тому +710

    “I see you have some bruises on your legs”
    “I dont have legs”
    “Ok” *writes on clipboard*

  • @_Human_Thing_
    @_Human_Thing_ 3 роки тому +6

    So far I have had 15 doctors appointments, 12 spa treatments, 17 makeovers, 16 energy pluckings, 14 haircuts and 20 cranial nerve exams

  • @squidynk_
    @squidynk_ 7 років тому +791

    Her: I can see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from an outdoor activity or do you bruise easily?
    Me: *recalls falling down the stairs multiple times and recklessly driving on shopping carts in Costco*
    Me: Yeah outdoor activities

    • @pptopazz
      @pptopazz 7 років тому +1

      That's so me.

    • @badatthese
      @badatthese 7 років тому +16

      Her: I can see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from an outdoor activity or do you bruise easily?
      Me: My parents beat me
      Her: Yeah.. outdoor activities

    • @eldenboi8354
      @eldenboi8354 7 років тому

      hahahah yes thats me

    • @emelyescobar9840
      @emelyescobar9840 7 років тому

      Amazing 2020 Lmao

    • @angeles.mccullough9241
      @angeles.mccullough9241 7 років тому

      lol

  • @takakokichi447
    @takakokichi447 7 років тому +2360

    Her: "how is your diet?"
    Me: I don't know. (Eats pocky)
    Her: "you need to work on that."
    Me: (keeps eating pocky)

  • @liajung443
    @liajung443 6 років тому +447

    Taylor: Your diet
    Me: Yeah I eat about 6 tubs of ice cream a day
    Taylor: ohh you need to work on that
    Me: ok I’ll upgrade to 7 tubs

  • @enzocollins8323
    @enzocollins8323 5 років тому +470

    Who’s looking at the comments while watching this 😂

  • @thiswasposted120
    @thiswasposted120 6 років тому +1235

    Taylor: how's your diet
    Me: Well I had an orange today
    Taylor: You need to work on that.
    Me: Bruh what.

    • @meirishere9947
      @meirishere9947 6 років тому +24

      Stacey Gold_Plays only an orange? 😂

    • @alienpopcorn3417
      @alienpopcorn3417 6 років тому +2

      Stacey Gold_Plays
      I just went to your cannel and i have 1 more subscriber than you.
      And also i ate an appl2

    • @thiswasposted120
      @thiswasposted120 6 років тому +2

      Meir Is Here it was the first thing that popped into my head XD

    • @riannem.6171
      @riannem.6171 6 років тому

      Stacey Gold_Plays bruh I had 4

    • @thiswasposted120
      @thiswasposted120 6 років тому +2

      @@riannem.6171 bruh the point was supposed to be a joke why are you all taking it seriously.

  • @monstermilo
    @monstermilo 7 років тому +699

    Doctor: exercise?
    Me: WTF IS EXERCISE?!

  • @cherrytoli
    @cherrytoli 5 років тому +502

    “you don’t smoke... cigarettes....”
    420 WaTcHa sMoKiNg

    • @Myrskyukko
      @Myrskyukko 5 років тому

      MeTh

    • @dawson6035
      @dawson6035 5 років тому +1

      Crack and mdma

    • @quadknives9258
      @quadknives9258 5 років тому

      420 hotline watcha smokin

    • @onlypain.4505
      @onlypain.4505 5 років тому

      Griffin Productions I’m no drug expert or whatever but I’m 99% sure heroin isn’t smokable

    • @ericlayton8888
      @ericlayton8888 5 років тому +1

      ALPHY nah it is, that’s apparently how most people get into it

  • @c10249
    @c10249 4 роки тому +33

    her: now im gonna take ur blood pressure
    her: **pumps it a million times**
    me: P-plea-se st-st-stop!
    her: **sairs as my arm slowly explodes**

  • @DARKWRXITH
    @DARKWRXITH 7 років тому +753

    "Are you aware of any STDs you have?" Me: "I've been diagnosed with mesothelioma and am entitled to compensation"

    • @Hannah_U
      @Hannah_U 7 років тому +14

      Daniel Gandara XD This made me laugh too hard

    • @何杰明-Benjamin
      @何杰明-Benjamin 7 років тому +2

      Daniel Gandara what's mesothelmiola?

    • @techytrekki
      @techytrekki 7 років тому +2

      Daniel Gandara It's a tumor found in the organ lining, so basically cancer.

    • @kearawood8209
      @kearawood8209 7 років тому

      Daniel Gandara ... As soon as she said that I read "are you aware of any STDs " CRAZY!

    • @jetnight88
      @jetnight88 7 років тому +1

      techy trekki cancer? Omg 😢

  • @kimseokjin-8956
    @kimseokjin-8956 7 років тому +535

    Taylor: He-
    Me: HEY ITS ME ASMR DARLING
    Taylor: Hello it's me doctor darling
    Me: *dies*

    • @regretcore
      @regretcore 6 років тому +7

      KayGhost200606 :P tbh this comment is original and deserves to have likes but sadly bunch of unoriginal dumb bitches got them.

    • @raymonprins559
      @raymonprins559 6 років тому +1

      KimSeokjin •-• you forgot the sniffel for the intro

    • @alyssuko
      @alyssuko 6 років тому +1

      KimSeokjin •-• Army

    • @courtneymanuel2633
      @courtneymanuel2633 6 років тому

      KimSeokjin •-• yup

    • @maggiesnyder1672
      @maggiesnyder1672 6 років тому

      KimSeokjin •-• lol😂😂😂😂Also hello fellow BTS ARMY

  • @tobee3
    @tobee3 6 років тому +1049

    *me nicely dozing in bed almost asleep watching ASMR with full volume on*
    AD comes one:
    “DID YOU KNOW THAT 30% OF HUMANS SUFFER FROM HEARING LOSS!?”
    Me: *falls off bed* “GEE I WONDER WHY!”

    • @S.Peterbilt
      @S.Peterbilt 5 років тому +33

      Same I'm laying there drifting off into sleep and i get a loud flex tape ad about how tony sawed a boat in half

    • @PeterGriffin-pu5lq
      @PeterGriffin-pu5lq 5 років тому +10

      Tricia and Ollie Adventures stolen comment

    • @ragnar0432
      @ragnar0432 5 років тому +3

      Beat comment award

    • @LewisAll18
      @LewisAll18 5 років тому +1

      LMAO 😂

    • @jj03461
      @jj03461 5 років тому +7

      I have a loft bed so if I ever fell off I would get serverely injured. But it has sides on it so I'm fine.

  • @markafes1
    @markafes1 4 роки тому +28

    "Are you on any kind of prescribed medication right now?"
    Me: Depends on your definition of prescribed...

    • @jakezajac3678
      @jakezajac3678 3 роки тому

      Yeah they are prescribed. Just not to me.

    • @gg_tropix_4857
      @gg_tropix_4857 3 роки тому +1

      Flinstone gummies arent prescribed...

  • @foreverangelmsp2830
    @foreverangelmsp2830 6 років тому +55

    Her: how’s ur diet
    Me: umm *eats dounut*
    Her: u need to work on that
    Me: *still eating dounut*

  • @xSoHappyxIMVU
    @xSoHappyxIMVU 7 років тому +2715

    If the patient bed is in the background where exactly am i sitting

    • @yorn6862
      @yorn6862 7 років тому +216

      You're stuck in a camera before her.

    • @noodlechickennugget6225
      @noodlechickennugget6225 7 років тому +117

      Well your sitting on another bed or a chair

    • @Yggdrasilun
      @Yggdrasilun 7 років тому +30

      Sarbear a stool

    • @duckduck8889
      @duckduck8889 7 років тому +23

      Sarbear i think its a green screen.

    • @miabear8691
      @miabear8691 7 років тому +33

      The sexy milk man duh

  • @terezadobrovolna5154
    @terezadobrovolna5154 6 років тому +322

    Her: how is your diet?
    Me: diet?

  • @MrMarkhall1
    @MrMarkhall1 Рік тому +7

    This woman was one of the original asmr queens, a real American beauty.

  • @vigrosospark384
    @vigrosospark384 6 років тому +109

    7:02 Im trying to sleep and all I hear is that and start laughing so hard when its 4am 😂
    People be saying “I want her to be my doctor” me: I want her to be my wify

  • @ninaruffing5963
    @ninaruffing5963 7 років тому +1896

    Dr. Darling: ok now I want you to follow this light
    Me: stares at the comments
    Dr. Darling: looks good
    Me: thanks
    edit: omg guys thanks so much for 1.1k likes! Have a great day!💕☀️

  • @masterdebater6096
    @masterdebater6096 6 років тому +239

    7:02
    Whoops, wrong medical examination.

  • @vukas011
    @vukas011 5 років тому +8

    Imagine how chill would it be if doctors where actually like this..

    • @arctrooperfordo3164
      @arctrooperfordo3164 3 роки тому

      Imagine finding out you have cancer through the form of calming whidpers

  • @jeususmendoze7022
    @jeususmendoze7022 6 років тому +251

    Her:how is your diet?
    Me: not good at all
    Her:you need to work on that
    Me:..I agree
    Her:Do you exercise?
    Me: I’ve never heard that word in my life....

  • @popis99
    @popis99 7 років тому +1132

    "Can you roll up you sleeve please?"
    Me: I'm wearing a tank top 😂

  • @Bluecool97
    @Bluecool97 6 років тому +1594

    Nurse: I see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from out-door activities?
    Patient: I was in a street fight.

  • @trashturtleprince
    @trashturtleprince 5 років тому +106

    I almost feel asleep at one part, but then I dropped my phone on my face.

  • @victoria335
    @victoria335 7 років тому +790

    her:how's your diet?
    me:*looks at half eatin donut next to the McDonalds big Mac*
    me:great

    • @olipitre1713
      @olipitre1713 7 років тому +2

      Im the OG walmart . pl

    • @Demidar665
      @Demidar665 7 років тому +7

      Im the OG walmart why eat the donut before the Big Mac ?! Thats not how you eat it, a Big Mac deserves your full appetite and love

    • @tylahh2702
      @tylahh2702 7 років тому +1

      Im the OG walmart i

    • @mrjohnosterman
      @mrjohnosterman 7 років тому +3

      Maybe it is for later on. For the small hunger or something ^^

    • @Itzarzky
      @Itzarzky 7 років тому +5

      Im the OG walmart yo need to work on that

  • @jerrysarcia9381
    @jerrysarcia9381 6 років тому +1613

    Am i the only one who didnt get any ads??

    • @miguelchavez4654
      @miguelchavez4654 6 років тому +8

      I didn’t get ads either

    • @Person_purple
      @Person_purple 6 років тому +5

      Nope

    • @derpyfox3852
      @derpyfox3852 6 років тому +16

      I didn’t but i have premium

    • @Person_purple
      @Person_purple 6 років тому +6

      @@derpyfox3852 🤔

    • @boemboemkaboem9196
      @boemboemkaboem9196 6 років тому +13

      When you get paid for yt you accept it that there are ads many asmrtists don’t do that
      this is just what I heard btw I don’t exactly know if it is true

  • @tahleeyahrose7990
    @tahleeyahrose7990 6 років тому +732

    “How’s your diet?”
    Well..I ate a whole can of Pringles in under 2 minutes..
    “We need to work on that”
    But Pringles...😢😭
    “What about exercise?”
    Well..my mouth and teeth got a good workout...
    “Oh..”

    • @garys6510
      @garys6510 6 років тому +5

      Thats what she said

    • @foxykatz5153
      @foxykatz5153 6 років тому +1

      Same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 6 років тому +5

      Good God! Even I can't go through Pringles THAT fast. 🙂

    • @teavikyu
      @teavikyu 6 років тому +2

      I can! I just don’t.

    • @queenlala6578
      @queenlala6578 6 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Lily-bv4kp
    @Lily-bv4kp 2 роки тому +4

    this video has my all time favorite writing trigger from any asmrist. i keep coming back to this video and the writing on the folder makes me soooo sleepy

  • @icarus7198
    @icarus7198 7 років тому +1963

    I thought I was getting my first tingles but it turned out that the back of my neck was just itchy : /

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn 7 років тому +161

    "Are you on any medication right now?"
    Me: Yes actually I am currently taking tablets to help-
    "Okay"
    Me: ...

    • @Nathanminooka
      @Nathanminooka 7 років тому +4

      Vernexus Very Good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emiliyachiang3857
      @emiliyachiang3857 7 років тому

      Vernexus I

  • @theexpoexplorer8033
    @theexpoexplorer8033 6 років тому +115

    (Takes Blood Pressure)
    “Before you move on can you hand me my arm it’s on the floor over there!”😂

  • @ladylina3529
    @ladylina3529 3 роки тому +10

    Love how she knocks on her own office door, as if it wouldn’t be the other way around

  • @shrimpycorn
    @shrimpycorn 7 років тому +214

    Her: "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"
    Me: "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

    • @z32_nick
      @z32_nick 7 років тому +5

      Dain Bramage what?

    • @IAmAbstract
      @IAmAbstract 7 років тому +12

      STEELER NATION fallout reference

    • @z32_nick
      @z32_nick 7 років тому

      Filbert it looked like " shhdhdbfhduejejbtgjdiwoeojfbfbbdbdhsieiurbbrbbjbjvjdbbshdcnnfpwouryyryydycbcnsnksowih" to me

    • @frictionisstrategy6657
      @frictionisstrategy6657 7 років тому +2

      Blood work, Bloodwork NEVER Changes

    • @frictionisstrategy6657
      @frictionisstrategy6657 7 років тому +16

      But doctor that would cause the plasma ray emitter to over react and destroy the mass fusion's radiation reactor.
      Her: Okay. Writes it down.

  • @islapeaker1825
    @islapeaker1825 6 років тому +129

    "How's your exercise-please tell me that's good"
    Me:I get my cat to knock the remote off the table on the other side of the room then use an empty wrapping paper tube that i keep beside the sofa for this exact purpose to slide it towards me so I don't have to get up
    "Okay" *oh god expression*

  • @aaronbernstein3010
    @aaronbernstein3010 5 років тому +700

    Her: how's ur diet
    Me: very good i am the healthiest person ever
    Her: work on that

    • @cheydunkin1314
      @cheydunkin1314 5 років тому +3

      Aaron b69 same lol

    • @catssucksatsmash8017
      @catssucksatsmash8017 5 років тому +10

      I’m an actual athlete, and I laughed so hard when I heard that lol

    • @itscaspar1236
      @itscaspar1236 5 років тому +10

      Cats and Beyblade life mate, you look 12. You’re not an athlete lmao

    • @JennieYGO
      @JennieYGO 5 років тому +11

      ItsCaspar 123 *is slightly faster than the rest of his classmates
      Cats and Beyblade Life: iM aN aThLeTe

    • @melly9726
      @melly9726 5 років тому

      that's a mood

  • @quackerduck
    @quackerduck 5 років тому +77

    Her: Do you have any questions you have for me?
    Me: Actually yeah,why are you whispe-
    Her:No? Ok
    Me: ;-;

  • @haydenhoffman3455
    @haydenhoffman3455 6 років тому +96

    Her: Roll up your sleeve please.
    Me: I am not wearing a shirt.
    Her:Thanks
    Me: whatthefack

    • @itzelhernandez7881
      @itzelhernandez7881 6 років тому

      Well she is expecting u with a shirt like who wouldnt have a shirt on like tf

    • @omega1457
      @omega1457 6 років тому

      Tank top idiot

    • @itzelhernandez7881
      @itzelhernandez7881 6 років тому

      # Omega ohhhh btw ur mom is the idiot :)

    • @audrajengle
      @audrajengle 6 років тому +3

      Chuchi H wtf where did someone’s mom come into the conversation

    • @Ludochris
      @Ludochris 6 років тому

      Chuchi H Such a child

  • @notahouse2008
    @notahouse2008 7 років тому +149

    me: what's my blood pressure?
    her: 100% normal
    me: that doesn't even make sense

    • @jampow4408
      @jampow4408 7 років тому +10

      Rapids maybe that's because she isn't a real doctor?????

  • @deademail731
    @deademail731 7 років тому +711

    "you have an a casual glass of wine or beer" *me: I'm 13.*

  • @lordlang249
    @lordlang249 5 років тому +102

    Taylor: anything else you wanted to tell me about?
    Me (violently coughing up blood)
    Taylor: ok