ASMR Doctor Roleplay - Yearly Exam
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Enjoy your visit with Dr. Darling!
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So far I’ve had 12 doctors appointments, 10 spa treatments and 15 makeovers.
But how many cranial nerve exams?
@@kekkic 😂😂💀
@@kekkic about 35
@@kekkic oh gosh too many
😂😂😂
I swear Asmrtists seem to have more jobs than barbie at this point
Amy Wells Your comment need to have more likes
Lol that’s a good one
B I G B A N K
3 years ago there less than 100 asmr channels now like over 50000
Lol so true barbie is quaking
Here are the time stamps!
0:00 intro/ask questions
3:17 she examines you
3:49 blood pressure
6:08 heart rate
8:29: mouth checkup
10:05 eyes checkup
13:13 she touches your face
16:00 ears checkup
18:40 examining your hands and arms
21:43 ending/concluding
I hope this is helpful!
Giraffe Neck thx
Nope
Thank you!! Very helpful (:
Giraffe Neck you forgot 7:02 😂😂😂
P
When someone is saying: anyone 2020?????
Me: Yeah, duuuuhhhh its a yearly checkup/exam
😂
I’m in 2020.
Joseph The Dino Boy same
I’m here from 2020
I am also here in 2020
Her: "How's ur diet?"
Me: "Pretty good, actually"
Her:" you need to work on that"
-_-
POP GOD lol
lmao
Same 😂
Her: "And please tell me your exercise is good"
Me: "Um, pretty good -- an hour or two most days of the week."
Her: *sound of disapproval*
POP GOD HA
POP GOD SAME
4:48 Taking blood pressure like *1000 pumps later* "Your blood pressure is great!" Well it was before you squeezed the blood out of it
Ikr
Kate Kerrick like look at how many times she literally pumps it, real doctors don't do that
LOL. Oooch
*"100% normal"*
Only 70 i counted
You should include the part where you have to wait for the doctor for 2 hours. Anyone else?
ZippperBeansPyro No .-. Lol do you make an appointment prior or are you just walking in? xD I see mine within 10 minutes of arriving. But the first 5 I'm paying and filling out stuff.
No we always schedule, I mean when you're done with the evaluations and then you gotta sit on that piece of paper for a long time before the real doctor comes in. Idk if that made sense but
Lol no. I live in America, not Canada.
ZippperBeansPyro I feel you bro
uhMoments logic is tight yo
Her office: quiet as space
The one I go to:
-kid crying next-door
-really quiet high pitched buzzing sound
-constant phone ringing
-flushing toilets
-carts rolling down the hall
-airplanes flying by
-clock ticking
-all the talking
+ non stopping coughing
WHERE DO YOU LIVE IN A AIRPORT
This comment is so underrated 😂
Accurate
THE CARTS, those things are so loud and for why?
She should do a video where she is a detective (roleplay) where she uses a flashlight, writes down evidence or clues, and uses whispering to interview people.
Or we as the viewers are the detective and darling act out different persona in the video
Kaylei R. Yooo, that would be cool to see her be all her different role playing characters in an interview type thing
Abdullah Hadia LOL 😂
Fiona N. true
Yeah that would be extremely awesome!!
Doctor: Do you smoke?
Snoop Dogg: *Softly smiles*
RawrItsLeo TO BE CONTINUED
RawrItsLeo classic
you just made my day
RawrItsLeo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg this had me dead!!!! 😂😂😂😆😆😆🤣🤣
We all had the same picture in our minds
Imagine having a conversation with a camera and being this realistic
Imagen what she uses all the things on for example the blood pressure thing... The camera stand?
Some ASMRtists can manage it. Not this one.
Exo-l :)) have an amazing day when you read this :)) uri appa Chen :))
have you seen the channel DiamondASMR ???
clearly, you haven't watched a lot of asmr roleplays from other artists yet
She protec
She attac
But most importantly she judges me cuz I snac
Jahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Oof, but same
syndicate 101 TEHE
Lol
😂
Her neighbor’s must love her because it’s sooo quite
Its quiet not quite
Quite what?
Quiet*
Quite Cute? Lol
The Everything Bagel Show meant*
I love her addition of the green screen to role play asmr because it really helps to transport your brain there and make it a little less “weird” in my opinion.
I wish she was my doctor in real life... like she already knows how bad my diet is😂
Kailey Trinity yep me toooo!
Kailey Trinity *points* "You need to work on that"
PinkRoach ikr😂😂
Amy MORA yeah!!!😂
Kailey Trinity lol same she knows me soo well
Imagine walking into a doctors office ready to get your checkup and they start doing ASMR with the equipment
I would be happy
i’d be laughing my head off
I would love the doctors office
LOL i would get the chills
My dream
Her look of judgement about my diet made me put down my chips and soda.
OMG YES THE JUDGEMENTAL LOOK SHE GIVES WHEN SHE ASKS ABOUT MY DIET😂😂😂
Lol
Love your profile pic
Also SAME
Bughead 4 life😂😂💕💕💕💕
It’s like 5 in the morning and when she’s knocked on the door, I thought someone was knocking on our front door and hid under my blankets.
Kool Dood lmfao
Same bro same
Ha same
Lol
Yup when my parents go to the kitchen I disconnect my headphones and turn my phone off
Taylor: "I see you have some bruises on your legs"
Me: "Well yeah, I fell up the stairs"
Taylor: "Okay"
GrandeBear
Yes I did to
GrandeBear up?
Sunshine Hazza
It's meant to be a funny joke
Logic/ Logan Oh, I just don't get it
Sunshine Hazza
Well it's meant to just sound funny it doesn't have to make sense but okay you didn't know it's fine
Darling: " *Question* "
Viewer: " *Answer* "
Darling: "Oh, okay." *Furiously scribbles*
ASMR Darling: 7:02
Me: oh thx
ASMR Darling: 7:04*
Me: oh,my bad **zip pant**
...
😂😂
Oh gawd help me
Stealth Phantom omg 😂
Lmaoooo
Taylor: So you have the occasional glass of wine or beer
Me: noooooo. I drink the hardcore apple juice
King Elizabeth lol Thats nothing i drink CHOCOLATE. MILK eveynight
King Elizabeth yooo fuckin savage
King Elizabeth
OMG same.😂
Overused Dolphin what is savage
Naw dude I be drinking Kool Aid every hour
Her : what arm do you prefer
*points at right arm*
*moves to left arm*
Me: boi
Blank Nobody same here
Lol one time I was asked that and I said right and she went to the left because I obviously couldn’t feel my shoulder and that’s why I was there in the first place. That was about a month ago. My shoulder is still killing me
Mood
Well technically speaking you should take blood pressure and most commonly taken on the left arm.
Mooooood
Me: Listening intently and feeling so calm
My headphones: PLEASE CHARGE DEVICE!
lol that happened last night
LOW BATTERY PLEASE CHARGE
My BT ear buds just make a weird noise that's loud and scares the hell outta me
*LOW BATTERY*
Rip
Her: takes blood pressure
Me: looking at my arm turn purple then fall off
Her: perfect
She's going too eat it...
Andrea Martinez excellent..
😂😂
that’s what I thought!
Andrea Martinez ya by my calcumalations the valve on the cuff was not turned so therefore no air was actually pumped into the cuff
Her: takes 1 million pumps
also her:your lood pressure is 100% good
Me: well my arm just fell of so might need to fix That
*might*
Nah you fine
maddi hall sorry I accidentally disliked ur comment I meant to like it
maddi hall yo she wasn’t even using the stethoscope
Omar Dawah yeah she did
Darling: “Open up a little more”
Me: *brakes jaw bone
MJ 0519 1 it’s breaks not brakes
2 if u are doing actions put a star and start and end
3 refer to asmr darling as her in this context
4 help me
*THATS WIDE ENOUGH*
MJ 0519 l
*_No, wider._*
Samuel Ikeson bro your profile photo pic is hentai right?
When she knocked on the door I thought Lebron James was coming to harass me about sprite cranberry sodas.
Woah chill.
WANNA SPRITE CRANBERRY?!
Oml 😂😂
Whaaaatttt
Albert Porabik_22 *did we ask?*
her: "how is your diet?"
me: "shitty"
her: "you need to work on that."
яιcкүαlα cσαтs same
яιcкүαlα cσαтs lol "What diet?"
(Talking about me btw)
яιcкүαlα cσαтs ohhhh! How dare she lol
яιcкүαlα cσαтs me
When you fall asleep and your parents walk in and see a girl doing doctor stuff😂
I’d pee myself if that happened
I’m dead 😂😂
That happened to me last night
Stap the kink
Haha
7:03 did I just hear what I think it was lmao
😏
Raymundo Rivera I’m scared I’m 10
*Cassualy looks down *
Me:10:30 at night WHAT DID JUST SAY
😝
Her: so you have the occasional glass of wine
Me a 18 year old: perhaps
Well here in Germany many kids start drinking at parties with 14 years
@@d.muller5944 same here in Belgium
@@d.muller5944 same here in UK
In Germany it usually is really strict when buying alcohol - they ask for your ID until your close to 30, know you or you have a beard and look old enough.
But anyone knows someone older that can buy the alcohol (if something happens they will find out who bought it and the punishment isnt light btw). And a little beer at 14 isnt that bad.
Coming from an Italian family, we were allowed to drink some wine in special occasions.
Her: "How is your diet?"
Me: *shoves donut in to mouth*
Her: "You need to work on that"
Me: *continues to eat donut*
Jadha Aguayo Oof same
I relate to that on a spiritual level
Lmao
Her: “How is your diet?”
Me: *starts to eat monitor*
Her: “you need to work on that”
Me: *begins on the chair*
Catgirl0217 me too😂
Taylor- how about your diet
Me- eating 5 cookies
Taylor- you have to work on that
Me- hiding the cookies
Edit: Thanks For the Likes!!!!! There is 521 likes!!!
Panda Playz why u all understanding it wrong? You habe to eat more
I ate like 7 cookies today
Same!!! Except a bowl of pasta 😂😂😂
Do not be ashamed of your cookie munching. You know cameras don't work two ways?
I’m just waiting for the day when she randomly screams at the top of her lungs right in the middle of the video and we all die of heart attacks or go def cuz we normally all have headphones in at full blast.
Dawa1 Darn Me too 😂
Dawa1 Darn same👌😂
I was hoping during her latest fortnite vid she would just blast that over blown AliA intro at the beginning 😂
Dawa1 Darn why 😂
Dawa1 Darn 😂
I swear ASMR vids have the best comments🔥👌🏼
Frejzki except for 7:02 lmao
IKR
That moment when your doctor does your exam in the doorway even though the chairs and examination table are free.
Katie Nawrot Pssst it's a green screen. It's not going to be perfect.
Mousy Mallow He was joking
Door Explore you made me try to clean my screen like 15 times
my foot Same.😆
my foot saaaaame😂😂😂
I'm in a hotel room with my family and I didn't put my headphones in all the way... everybody thinks I'm crazy now.
Glittergirl904 hahahahahha
Glittergirl904 😆
Lol
Glittergirl904 Imagine if you were a boy 😂 100x worse
John Trolovinski ... why is it instantly worse if this person is a guy ?
"I need to get your pulse"
Me: "Yes I would like to know if I'm alive as well"
Fancy Watermelon I'm done 😂😂
MissDracoMalfoy x thanks I try
Fancy Watermelon not just to check if youre alive but to check how fast youre heart beats blood
Fancy Watermelon same, I don't think I have this thing called a- what is it? A "life"?
Sushi Roll hmmmm I recommend....oh I recommend talking to someone for 5 minutes a day....(that moment when you realize you gave someone advice but you don't even do the thing you told them to do) 🍋🔫😖😑🔥🐙🌵😶😪😭
7:01 she said "nice big di- nice big deep breaths" Lmaooo
There it is hahaha
she was talking to me
@@psychoticmaniac8465 aight mrbigbigbreath
@Sqftyx mmh
@Sqftyx hmmm sus....
Taylor: how's your diet??
Me:(drinks soda)
Taylor: You need to work on that.
Me: oh ( continues drinking soda)
Joshy Ne
Joshy Neos lol
Joshy Neos lol me
Pop*
😂😂😂
Taylor: how's your diet
Me: Well I had an orange today
Taylor: You need to work on that.
Me: Bruh what.
Stacey Gold_Plays only an orange? 😂
Stacey Gold_Plays
I just went to your cannel and i have 1 more subscriber than you.
And also i ate an appl2
Meir Is Here it was the first thing that popped into my head XD
Stacey Gold_Plays bruh I had 4
@@riannem.6171 bruh the point was supposed to be a joke why are you all taking it seriously.
Taylor: Your diet
Me: Yeah I eat about 6 tubs of ice cream a day
Taylor: ohh you need to work on that
Me: ok I’ll upgrade to 7 tubs
Brooklyn887x1 Plays SAME
Funny
Those are rookie numbers
Brooklyn887x1 Plays why is this me ?!?!
Brooklyn887x1 Plays That’s very unhealthy. you should be eating at least 17 tubs a day
My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"
I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...
Nice
Lol
F
My is fine to
Is your refrigerator running?
CAUSE YOU BETTER CATCH IT
It's almost 5 in the morning, and once again I've gone too deep in UA-cam
Carter Stevens it’s 3:30 for me
Omfg thats is so me 😂😂😂
Lmao
Was two but I fell asleep before I could find this comment
Carter Stevens oh RIP
Her: I can see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from an outdoor activity or do you bruise easily?
Me: *recalls falling down the stairs multiple times and recklessly driving on shopping carts in Costco*
Me: Yeah outdoor activities
That's so me.
Her: I can see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from an outdoor activity or do you bruise easily?
Me: My parents beat me
Her: Yeah.. outdoor activities
hahahah yes thats me
Amazing 2020 Lmao
lol
She protec
She attac
But most importantly
She judges my exercise within a snap
harrisonlovxll I just got a jumpscare from the word „snap“...I‘ll never forget Infinity War...
Imagine how chill would it be if doctors where actually like this..
Imagine finding out you have cancer through the form of calming whidpers
*me nicely dozing in bed almost asleep watching ASMR with full volume on*
AD comes one:
“DID YOU KNOW THAT 30% OF HUMANS SUFFER FROM HEARING LOSS!?”
Me: *falls off bed* “GEE I WONDER WHY!”
Same I'm laying there drifting off into sleep and i get a loud flex tape ad about how tony sawed a boat in half
Tricia and Ollie Adventures stolen comment
Beat comment award
LMAO 😂
I have a loft bed so if I ever fell off I would get serverely injured. But it has sides on it so I'm fine.
Her: "I see you have some bruises on your leg"
Me: my dad-
Her: "do you do any outdoor activities"
Me: my dad, he beats m-
Her: "or do you bruise easily"
Me: help
7:02
Natsuki?
Ibrahim Farid ha
Ibrahim Farid oh u poor child
lmfao i couldn't stop laughing i hope you're just kidding..
*turns volume up*
Me: I love this!
Ad: DO YOU SUFFER FROM A LOSS OF HEARING!!????
Me: I DO NOW!!!
Edit: thank you for 600+ likes! I really diddnt expect to get so many!
Starmagination lol your comment literally made my day thanks this was really funny
Starmagination
SO RELATABLE BAHAHA 😂
Starmagination lol
Starmagination 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Woooow good job put ads in a ASMR video
So far I have had 15 doctors appointments, 12 spa treatments, 17 makeovers, 16 energy pluckings, 14 haircuts and 20 cranial nerve exams
Her: "how is your diet?"
Me: I don't know. (Eats pocky)
Her: "you need to work on that."
Me: (keeps eating pocky)
Zoe Osborne I want to like the comment but it's at 69....
Zoe Osborne hahaha
Zoe Osborne OMFG kill me plz
Zoe Osborne I love your name
Zoe Osborne YES POCKY RULES what flavor?
7:02 Im trying to sleep and all I hear is that and start laughing so hard when its 4am 😂
People be saying “I want her to be my doctor” me: I want her to be my wify
VigrosoSpark3 lol
That last part tho! 😂
“How’s your diet?”
Well..I ate a whole can of Pringles in under 2 minutes..
“We need to work on that”
But Pringles...😢😭
“What about exercise?”
Well..my mouth and teeth got a good workout...
“Oh..”
Thats what she said
Same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good God! Even I can't go through Pringles THAT fast. 🙂
I can! I just don’t.
😂😂😂
doctor: are there any other health concerns i need to know about?
me: well yeah ive been coughing up blood and my old doctor said i had bronchitis-
doctor: okay, so everything is looking fantastic
Takes blood pressure, keeps pumping...
*Arm falls off from Tourniquet*
Damn she was harsh with the diet
that hit hard
Depressed Bear ;_; is that why you’re a depressed bear
No joke I was eating cake
Squid Juice UwU. I agree.
Squid Juice UwU ikr
I legit was eating Pringles,poptarts,and cake while drinking oj
“I see you have some bruises on your legs”
“I dont have legs”
“Ok” *writes on clipboard*
guy bishop what 😂
Lol
Lol
Lol
@@Snackry shes talking about something else
this video has my all time favorite writing trigger from any asmrist. i keep coming back to this video and the writing on the folder makes me soooo sleepy
I'm pretty sure the paper she is writing on is all scribbles 😂
Madelyne Spear I mean, she's a doctor
+Diego Galicia yea that's what doctors do
That’s what doctors handwriting looks like anyway
Or she could be the next van Gogh
7:02 is just such a perfect moment
What does it sound like she’s saying
@@zebracorn9184 nice big di-
n-
ni-
nic-
Nurse: I see you have some bruises on your legs. Is that from out-door activities?
Patient: I was in a street fight.
Whispers ok ...
That's what I would say, totally
HAHAHAHAA
Me:my wife beats me
Hahahaha
Taylor: Follow this light with your eyes.
Me: Ok.
The light: YoU wAnNa SeE sOmE rEaL sPeEd ??
Her: Open up your mouth real wide.
*opens all the way*
Her: A little wider
Me: Lady if I go any wider my jaw is going to break
luhhkiddd_'s world thats going to the dentist in a nutshell
#MeAtTheDentist
Dentistry in a nutshell
“you don’t smoke... cigarettes....”
420 WaTcHa sMoKiNg
MeTh
Crack and mdma
420 hotline watcha smokin
Griffin Productions I’m no drug expert or whatever but I’m 99% sure heroin isn’t smokable
ALPHY nah it is, that’s apparently how most people get into it
Doctor: exercise?
Me: WTF IS EXERCISE?!
Sprixy Sparkey OMG ME!!! I FOUND MEH TWIN!
Sprixy Sparkey DANIEL HOWELL AND ANTHONY PADILDO
She meant extra fries ;)
Howl FTW trolololol
I think she meant "extra fries"
This woman was one of the original asmr queens, a real American beauty.
Her:how is your diet?
Me: not good at all
Her:you need to work on that
Me:..I agree
Her:Do you exercise?
Me: I’ve never heard that word in my life....
Same bro I get you
The Kawaii Sushi 😂😂
What's exercise ? Can I eat it 😂😂
Lol same all I've hear is (come eat me)
@@nineyou2180 lol
The most awkward feeling is when you are sitting in the floor eating toast while you watch ASMR and your dog pokes her head through the door and watches you in silence
That is oddly specific lmao.
that's actually happened to me before
I know, isn’t it so awkward to sit *in* the floor?!
(Takes Blood Pressure)
“Before you move on can you hand me my arm it’s on the floor over there!”😂
Hunter West 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
😂
LOL
Lmaooo
Hunter West the flash⚡️😁
Just in case
0:00-4:00 = asking questions/ writing ✍️
4:47-5:24 = blood pressure 🩸
6:28-7:18 = stethoscope heart check (front)
7:19-7:45 = checking back stethoscope 🩺
9:30-9:50 checking mouth/tongue 👄
10:20-11:14 = follow the light 🔦
12:04-12:55 = follow the light with different 🔦
13:25-15:44 = feeling/examining you
6:10-17:13 =looking in ears 👂
19:12-20:54 = examining arms and hands 🙌
22:02-22:23 = saying bye 👋
7:02 I mean I didn’t realise that’s what we were examining but okay
Wreckthetangle How did she know 😯
LMAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣
Wreckthetangle OMG HAHA
Free Dragon458 cause you dont get tingles when you edit in ASMR
Classic comment😂😂😂
Dr. Darling: ok now I want you to follow this light
Me: stares at the comments
Dr. Darling: looks good
Me: thanks
edit: omg guys thanks so much for 1.1k likes! Have a great day!💕☀️
Nina Ruffing lol
Nina Ruffing THE PART ON THE VIDEO WAS PLAYING WHILE I WAS READING THIS
Jasmine Acosta haha
Jasmine Acosta SAME
Nina Ruffing Same😂😂😂
Her: are there any other health concerns you would like to bring to me attention?
Me: yes actually
Her: Ok ok
Me: well I -
Her: everything looks Fantastic
Me: wtf
MusicalWolf xo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@__-vi8dv I like your name 😂 food is my bae
@Philip 😂😂
@Philip thanks 😂😂😂
@Philip yep it is Wednesday my dude.. AHHHHHHH 😂😂
Love how she knocks on her own office door, as if it wouldn’t be the other way around
"I can't find the other glove"
Me:" Shouldn't there be a box somewhere?"
Yeah, how many doctors have just one pair of gloves?
Her: any questions or concerns??
Me: yes act--
Her: no. Ok
Me: I SAID YES
Chloe White 😂😂😂
No matter how many times I rewatch this ,it still boggles my mind why a doctor has to knock to enter her own office xD
KamiCollo it’s for privacy lol; she can’t just walk in plus no one wants to be waiting in a quiet room then have the door just swing open 😂
You know how sometimes you have to put on a robe? What if you were getting changed and, someone just swung open the door and was like “HEYYYOOO! IM HERE TO CHECK YOUR HEALTH AND ALLLLL”
KamiCollo every doctor I go to does that XD
Lissa R. Ya but they knock and enter instantly don’t even wait for a confirmation
Docters always knock for privacy.
"Are you on any kind of prescribed medication right now?"
Me: Depends on your definition of prescribed...
Yeah they are prescribed. Just not to me.
Flinstone gummies arent prescribed...
If the patient bed is in the background where exactly am i sitting
You're stuck in a camera before her.
Well your sitting on another bed or a chair
Sarbear a stool
Sarbear i think its a green screen.
The sexy milk man duh
"Go ahhh"
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sister looks at me: WTF are you doing
Me: ASMR...
Sister: Ok...
GalaxyMooMoo XD
I is like
omg :D
What
JK Twins lol
"Are you aware of any STDs you have?" Me: "I've been diagnosed with mesothelioma and am entitled to compensation"
Daniel Gandara XD This made me laugh too hard
Daniel Gandara what's mesothelmiola?
Daniel Gandara It's a tumor found in the organ lining, so basically cancer.
Daniel Gandara ... As soon as she said that I read "are you aware of any STDs " CRAZY!
techy trekki cancer? Omg 😢
I almost feel asleep at one part, but then I dropped my phone on my face.
Lol
Lmao
True that just happened to me it fell on my lips
I remember when I first got ASMR in preschool when my friends and I were playing hair salon and they were messing with my hair and talking softly and I was just there thinking, "Why do I feel the tingly rollies?"
Oh snap it's that tenor sax omg same!! and i only just found out asmr was a real thing, always thought it was just me 😂
LouLou indeed
LouLou And as for my Ilvermory house, I am a Pukwudgie.
my first time getting asmr was in grade 1 my friend was writing the details for our project with the pencil near my ear and i felt tingels and went to my teacher and said
me: excyse me mrs my head feels tingly
teacher: its asmr you just feel relaxed.
me: oh ok
#Lavanya#Msp That is the most clearly made up story i have ever had the misfortune of reading
Taylor: He-
Me: HEY ITS ME ASMR DARLING
Taylor: Hello it's me doctor darling
Me: *dies*
KayGhost200606 :P tbh this comment is original and deserves to have likes but sadly bunch of unoriginal dumb bitches got them.
KimSeokjin •-• you forgot the sniffel for the intro
KimSeokjin •-• Army
KimSeokjin •-• yup
KimSeokjin •-• lol😂😂😂😂Also hello fellow BTS ARMY
Her: "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!"
Me: "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
Dain Bramage what?
STEELER NATION fallout reference
Filbert it looked like " shhdhdbfhduejejbtgjdiwoeojfbfbbdbdhsieiurbbrbbjbjvjdbbshdcnnfpwouryyryydycbcnsnksowih" to me
Blood work, Bloodwork NEVER Changes
But doctor that would cause the plasma ray emitter to over react and destroy the mass fusion's radiation reactor.
Her: Okay. Writes it down.
her: now im gonna take ur blood pressure
her: **pumps it a million times**
me: P-plea-se st-st-stop!
her: **sairs as my arm slowly explodes**
"How's your exercise-please tell me that's good"
Me:I get my cat to knock the remote off the table on the other side of the room then use an empty wrapping paper tube that i keep beside the sofa for this exact purpose to slide it towards me so I don't have to get up
"Okay" *oh god expression*
Isla Peaker im also like this 😂
You just made me laugh out loud. So good 😆
Freaking MacGyver over here
Taylor: I see you have some bruises on your legs
Me: I got beat with a tire iron after breaking some guys windshield.
Taylor: Okay
for me it would be im clumsy and fall alot
Bro you just made my week
That Weird Xbox ok
My day has been made😊😂
That Weird Xbox OMG r u ok
Taylor: I see you have some bruises on your legs.
Me: Ye this morning I was hit by a bus and processed through a meat grinder.
Taylor: Okay.
OMG LMAOOO
This made me cackle
quensadilla vine reference
You did not get bit by bus because you would be not worry about asmr
Lmfao
Taylor: anything else you wanted to tell me about?
Me (violently coughing up blood)
Taylor: ok
Her: Roll up your sleeve please.
Me: I am not wearing a shirt.
Her:Thanks
Me: whatthefack
Well she is expecting u with a shirt like who wouldnt have a shirt on like tf
Tank top idiot
# Omega ohhhh btw ur mom is the idiot :)
Chuchi H wtf where did someone’s mom come into the conversation
Chuchi H Such a child
Her: how's ur diet
Me: very good i am the healthiest person ever
Her: work on that
Aaron b69 same lol
I’m an actual athlete, and I laughed so hard when I heard that lol
Cats and Beyblade life mate, you look 12. You’re not an athlete lmao
ItsCaspar 123 *is slightly faster than the rest of his classmates
Cats and Beyblade Life: iM aN aThLeTe
that's a mood
Dr. Darling: Any occasional alcohol? Any beer, get a little glass of whine... so you don't consume often?
Me: Four Apple juice boxes a Day.... life is tough. Trying to pay all these candy bills... *sigh*
Copied
Crazy Llama lmao
Copied of some en up there ^
Her: Do you have any questions you have for me?
Me: Actually yeah,why are you whispe-
Her:No? Ok
Me: ;-;
"Are you on any medication right now?"
Me: Yes actually I am currently taking tablets to help-
"Okay"
Me: ...
Vernexus Very Good. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vernexus I
her:how's your diet?
me:*looks at half eatin donut next to the McDonalds big Mac*
me:great
Im the OG walmart . pl
Im the OG walmart why eat the donut before the Big Mac ?! Thats not how you eat it, a Big Mac deserves your full appetite and love
Im the OG walmart i
Maybe it is for later on. For the small hunger or something ^^
Im the OG walmart yo need to work on that
this is the video that I found out ASMR with, it's nice to come back to it every now and then, so relaxing
“I’m gonna take ur blood pressure now”
*squees squees squees*
Me: “uhhh I think that’s good”
*squees squees squees*
Me: “um ow!”
*squees squees squees*
Me: “ GIRL IF U SQUEEZE ME ANY MORE MY ARM WILL FALL OFF!!”
*Squees squees squees*
*Arm falls off*
Dr.: “don’t worry ur blood pressure is 100% normal”
Me: “ok good”
ryannsings 101 *YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!*
:)lol
ryannsings 101 This gave LOL a new meaning XD
I laughed way to hard at this!!
You have my respect, genius!! xD