Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Looks Amazin'
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Stop hating, you guys.
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“Help me Obi Wan, you’re my only hope” - Disney shareholders
Audio from a Shareholder seance chant.
*obi wan twitter bio changes to they/them*
@@blackfearjays2286 nigga, Twitter ain't even in star wars. Smh
I'm a longtime fan of Star Wars.
The only thing good I can say about the new trilogy is that it gave me a new appreciation for the prequels.
@Matthew Chenault I always liked them for the good video games they created, the fan theories like Darth Darth Binks, and now you can add the fact that they aren't the new trilogy.
Hello there.
Word and my birthday is May 4. That should make ME the chosen one! More so than Rey!
I will admit: I do not like the prequels (save for perhaps Ep.3).
BUT ... they still _feel_ like Star Wars! They still exist in that universe, they have the SW spirit. Disney's shite is soulless.
Nothing is canon but prequels, originals and Rogue One for me.
I'd take 5 darth mauls, 10 jarjars, 15 anakins, and 500 billion midiclorians...
Over one rey...
I thought Darth shopping mall was cool
Jar Jar is a better character than Holdo and Rose Tico combined.
@@Prich319 At least Jar Jar's motivations and actions made sense. Fuck you Disney. Fuck you for making me defend God-damned Jar Jar Fucking Binks!
1 Jar Jar is too much. Listening to him makes me like Rey.
Wow you are a loser lol
Last Jedi: "Let the past die, kill it if you have to."
Rise of Skywalker: *More than half of the first full-length trailer is footage from past Star Wars movies*
Can't wait to not go see this in theaters!
Let the franchise die, kill it if you have to.
Can't wait to not meet you there...
Let's all not meet there.
Tbf, it was the bad guy saying that..
These things happen when one director is trying desperately to pick up the pieces of an iconic series devastated by the hand of a different director famous for making films that ask questions he doesn't actually care enough to answer.
The Senate does not recognise the delegation from the Disney Corporation at this time.
@Aces It will just get bogged down in Committee...
Disney: "I _AM_ the senate."
@@theevermind The Fandom Menace: "Not yet."
"I can't remember the character's name."
No, you got it. Mary-Sue.
MaREY-Sue
“I hate cgi. It’s messy and it gets everywhere,” - Sargon.
Spelt cum wrong
"I hate CGI. It's course and rough and it gets everywhere."
Us: " They took the Emperor down properly in Return Of The Jedi. It was perfection."
Kathleen Kennedy: "Not until it is done...by a woman."
Wow, spot on. They CANNOT allow a man to be the hero.
Want that what's _really_ going to happen? lolol
Nah, Luke killed him and his clones. Legends is the real canon.
Background music: "I'M A WOMAN!!!"
Zapp Brannigan ... “Kiff! That hot tamale over there with the glows sticks..? ask her how she feels about hot dogs wrapped in velour! Here! Take my card and have the waiter order a champagne to her table while I work on slipping into something.. hot, and wet’ah!”
“ughhhhhhhhhh... yes Captain”
Prepare to be taken out of context with your space Nazis comment Sargon. Wait for it.
He is a politician now, he might have done it on purpose.
Sargon supports LITERAL NAZIS!!!
Thought the same thing the second I heard it!
Space nazis are gay
""I""love""Nazis""and"little boys"" - Sargon (according to Daily Mail)
Kylo Ren: "Let the past die"
Also Kylo Ren: Puts his mask back together that he smashed in the last movie
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
He said that in the tlj. That movie blew.
It's rewind time!
I just love the metaphor for JJ trying to patch together the broken pieces of the story Rian smashed.
"I'm gonna put this mask back together!"
But sir, that mask does nothing to protect your face or head it's so fragile it broke in one hit!
*Force Choke* "It's my mask my nana gave it to me."
None of these characters actually believe the things they say. It’s all just shallow grandstanding.
Star Destroyers are easily startled, but they'll soon be back. And in greater numbers.
LOL!
Now we can AI generate Alec Guinness saying that. I mean, why not at this point?
_Remember when _*_"Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda"_*_ was fun?_
_.....Yeah, me neither._
Remember when Rey was not a Mary Su- oh wait, yeah she was always a Mary Sue, my bad.
What will happen when women realize that all these celebrity feminists and actresses are frauds and were born male? Hollywood feminists are just trans women pushing the satanic elite's agenda. And what will happen when men realize that all of the supermodels and Hollywood's sex symbols they've been lusting over were actually born male? Hollywood has been trans from the beginning. And it's filled with pedophiles. Truly an evil place.
I get the feeling they're going to use so much footage of Leia it might as well be called Weekend At Carrie's: Rise Of The Corpsewalker
Necromancy 101
Already sounds more interesting than this episode 9.
They already had the perfect excuse to kill her character (in a meaningful way at least) and they gave it up.
Star Wars: Rise of the Corpsickle
So that's why it's called Rise of Skywalker! They're literally rising her from her grave!
How many Trump like quotes will the Emperor have? My guess is almost every line he has.
ROFL!
10/10 if he says something about making the Empire/First Order/Galaxy great. Seriously 100% cringe achieved if it happens :)
"We're gonna build a big beautiful Death Star, and we're going to make Alderaan pay for it!"
“Oh, I am afraid the Death Star will be quite covfefe!”
It'll be all like "Gray Man bad" and Palpatine will will have small hands for no reason.
*Oh, I’m afraid the Star Wars Boycott will be **_quite operational_** when your episode 9 arrives.*
Oh i fucking hope so. It's the only thing that will stop this madness
I tip my hat to you and this comment lol
I'm afraid not. I know people in this bubble of youtube like to screech about the new trilogy and make it seem like its universally hated, but normies honestly don't see it that way at all. Just try watching some reactions to the trailers outside the political sphere. You'll be hard pressed to find people who aren't excited to go see the movie. Your boycott will have very little effect.
Uga, isn't that what they said about Solo? 🤔
Hopefully this will spell the end of Disney’s pitiful band!
*[SJWs]:* _cry out against cultural appropriation_
*[Also SJWs]:* _appropriate one of the most beloved franchises of all time as a pedestal for their twisted narrative_
Intrafacial86 your stupid. Disney did it, not sjws. Where was culture appropriated? . It’s still owned by Disney no feminist made an illegal version. You don’t know what appropriation or culture means.
Intrafacial86 I mean, I’ll be honest, aside from Admiral Gender Studies in the Last Jedi, I really didn’t get many SJW vibes from this trilogy. Certainly not TFA
@@sefp No one cares what you think sefp
@@Lordoftheringwraiths You didn't get those vibes with the asian chick prancing around the evil casino? That's the only reason behind that scene existing.
Or what about the throne room fight scene when the guards had to fake mistakes so Rey didn't just "die"? You know, because she was a terrible actress.
There are lots of macro and micro examples sprinkled throughout. Some is interpretative, most are in your face. Let's be real, it was garbage.
@@sefp "cultural appropriation" is a load of horse shit to begin with. The idea that taking things from other cultures is bad is absurd. that is how culture forms in the first place.
Surprise twist! The real villain has been Kathleen Kennedy this whole time. She makes a 4th wall breaking cameo at the end where she sticks it to the patriarchy.
As a Kennedy, I apologize
misool
Lmao my sides
C3PO after listening to Jordan Peterson. Oh no his programming has gone....alt light.
That comment deserves a 🏅
I actually didn't recognise him because of his red eyes.
Creepio is cannon
LUL
To me, this trilogy is not considered canon.
No kidding. Disney isn't really in any position to convince anyone that they can overwrite the entire extended universe.
Prior to The Force Awakens, I was waiting for this Trilogy, so I could get a collectors box of all 9.
I didn't keep waiting.
The Star Wars EU needs to made Canon again, the stories were 1000's of times better.
Nothing is canon to me outside of the original trilogy. The rest of it is just tereible.
I overheard someone saying something about a timeline split.
Stop saying Rey is a bad character.
It's wrong to imply she even qualifies as a character!
To be a character she'd have to... have character.
Lol. You got me.
She's about as much of a character as Jon Snow was in season 8
ChaarrrrrBOK!
I actually loved Star Wars. My parents introduced me to the movies when I was a child and I was instantly got into scifi and outer space.
I grew up with Luke Skywalker and the Crew of the Millennium Falcon.
The new Star Wars movies were absolute trash and have forever ruined my image of the franchise. The Last Jedi did nothing but piss me off.
It was total [BOLLOCKS]. Luckily, I got to see it for free so I didn't have paying for it adding insult to injury.
I have to say while I grew up with starwars, I wasn't much more than a casual fan that appreciated what it accomplished. Even at that I walked out of the theater mad after TLJ and that has literally never happened before because even bad movies I usually say "eh it was okay, not great, but okay". None of the characters did anything that made any sense, many of the plot threads answered in TLJ weren't even consistent with where they started in TFA, everyone was dumb even self-contained within the movie, Luke's character was thrown in the garbage, Rey was still just more of a Mary Sue.
The attempts at defense afterwards just made it worse, the fact that they act like everything's fine and only a minority hated it pretty much finished it for me.
Star Wars isn't technically scifi though, more of a fantasy space opera.
Everybody calm down and chill with a tall glass of green space manatee milk.
@@raedwulf61 Straight from the teet!
Disney: Star destroyers everywhere ! Come on!!
Audience: Just shoot some X-wings at hyperspace at them. They’ll all be destroyed.
Yep, piloted by some brave droids.
Yup. Problem solved, barely an inconvenience. Just costs an X-Wing and a droid to pilot it. Top comment.
@@renaissancenovice7202 X-wings with droid pilots are tight!
Why waste the x wings and droids. Rey just needs to learn how to fly in space and slice the destroyers in half with one swing.
@@andrewibbotson7076 Rebuild L3-37 and put it inside the cockpit. Droid rights? Sounds like you just volunteered for a suicide mission!
I clapped, I clapped because I recognized what things were!
It broke new ground!
I clapped when I saw a red light saber!
I recognized Red Letter Media aNd I ClApPeD!!!
I kNoW wHaT tHaT iS!!
ATST!! ATST!!!!!!!! Do you remember LIGHTSABERS??? TIE FIGHTERS??? XXXXXX-WINGS??????????
"How does it feel to have lived long enough to see all your favourite franchises go down in flames?" - Rich Evans
Feels great!
Rey is a Mary Sue with no character arc, change my mind.
Nothing is canon after the sixth movie
No need
I can't.
For now, to be fair, since the series isn't over you can't necessarily say she's got _no_ arc since it may not be apparent until the end. It's almost certainly going to be a terrible disaster anyways, but one must reserve judgement.
Even if Rey is a Mary Sue in episode 9 she may not be in the future
"At this point I'm actually rooting for the [Unintelligible] Nazis" - Sargon of Akkad 2019
MSM would have heard "space nazis" and tied it to Trump's SpaceForce
It was definitely "space Nazis"
@@ALEXGIBSONCMG he's joking that the Smear Merchants will print that as a headline
The Nazis were horrible SJWs that killed a bunch of people funded by leftist globalists, nothing redeeming about socialism, and SW is like most films in that the the first was good, the second was tolerable, the third sucked, but SW is 3² so you take that process and repeat if for the entire trilogy in sets of three the last movie by all logic should be the ultimate turd.
@@Zenn_Chan Did you just assume my gender?
"The mask was gay." A quality gay joke never fails to make me laugh.
Accept no substitute for quality gay jokes
Can't wait for MauLer to tear this apart in full
It'll be another 2 years before he gets it done, but...
The hype for his analysis is real.
Hype for the movie itself - zero.
Nah i think hell wait like a week after sering it. He needs those early shekel hate views
That’s an awfully generous timeline for him
This. Gimme some Plinkett, too
@Victor Kurske It's a surgically precise assassination, not just a takedown.
I'm not "boycotting" it, I just have absolutely no interest in seeing what happens after ep 8.
I'll probably read the synopsis out of curiosity and then stream it when it's free somewhere. But at this point it's the same impulse I would have to poke a corpse with a stick.
I didn’t even bother watching Mary Sue in Episode VIII
I had no interest after TFA. It was a boring movie that I had already seen but worst in great many ways. At least Lucas tried to create something new even though it seems he does not how to write a good scripts or characters. But thumbs up for trying.
"Coming to an end" my left arse cheek. They'll milk Blah Wars until we have literal pod racers.
My grandchildren in fourty years: grandpa? Can you take us to see starwars episode: 92874962947900183856937?
Me: damn kids. When I was your age we only had episodes 1 through 36
Star Wars X: The Search for More Money
Darth Reydiculous
Dark side Rey isn't going to be real. It's going to be a dream sequence or something.
Yeah, that's my take as well. It's going to be some "possible future" she will have to prevent by making a choice, but she won't know what that choice is until that one critical moment... or something to that effect. Lame.
This has pretty much been confirmed by a botch made by starwars.com where they referred to it as a "vision" or something of the like.
@@pedropradacarciofi2517 Ha ha! I agree, ANY character development on the part of Rey would be nice. Being perfect at everything because... reasons, doesn't really strengthen any sort of connection audiences have to her. Its been one of the major flaws she has as a character.
Yep, script is out.
Star Wars The Force Awakens: Fool me once, shame on you.
Star Wars The Last Jedi: Fool me twice, shame on me.
Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker: No thanks Di$ney, I won't get fooled again.
"Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, how could you. Fool me three times, you are officially that guy, y'know?!?'
Rogue one was surprisingly good. However, in the timeline it took place during the original trilogy so in my mind it doesn’t get included with this Disney ironic jewing of the series
i didn't even go see the second movie because the first one was so bad, so i just got fool once
Still gonna watch it. Just out of curiosity how bad it'll be honestly. Might aswell see the last nail that is put into the coffin of a beloved franchise.
“fool me 3 times, fuck a piece sign, load the chopper let it rain on you”
Lo and behold, Dark Ray will just be a trash _dream sequence._
Either that or some dumbass "plot twist" where the dark side is good as long as it's wielded by women in furious anger.
@@dailytact1370 Well it is the current year you know #me too and women are strong and shit.
@@dailytact1370 oh god please no
@@dailytact1370 I think you just gave me nightmares.
I'd rather they pass off Episode VIII as an entire dream sequence and try to write some consistency.
"I dont even star wars"
"Oh look a tie interceptor"
Hmmmm
i'm not a fan! ...calls every ship on a picture displayed as shadow outlines)))
I'm not a fan... says he's seen a few of the movies lol
Saw that too,so humble.
I don't know you have to be much of a fan to recognise a TIE Interceptor.
Recognising a B-Wing silhouette on the other hand...
I fully expect a full sarcastic video when this comes out just like last time.
Agreed, Vice Admiral Gender Studies was my favorite character, I hope they make a grand return
Star Wars went full PC therefore 1 iMdB star crew checking in.
The only villain worthy of Rey is Sith Lord Darth WHAMEN.
Cloning and time travel. Tools of the laziest writers.
$10 says it's the tree on Dagobah that shows you your dark side.
So worse then time travel and cloning, just straight plagiarism.
Is it just me, or does Rey look like she is having an epic struggle with constipation at 1:44?
Best case scenario, the new trilogy was just some guy telling stories around a campfire to a bunch of kids.
Not all of the time.
Arise... darth... whamen
At this point I'm hoping that dark helmet shows up and starts playing with his dolls again. At least that'd be entertaining
I'm still waiting for "The search for more money".
Vinnie Provolone @
Well, Star Wars went from suck to blow a long time ago.
@@chucheeness7817 actually, it's well past "Swallow" at this point.
They're not dolls they're action figures
Original Trilogy - Classic Fairytale with a clearly defined beginning, middle and End.
Prequel Trilogy - A badly written story with a clearly defined beginning, middle and end.
Sequel Trilogy - A bunch of Stuff Happens.
It frankly baffles me that anyone could fuck up the dramatic story of the fall of a Jedi to darkness into the most iconic villain of the 20th century as badly as the prequel trilogy.
The entire story fails from so many plot and character points. mainly that it was so desperate to make Anakin likable that they forgot he becomes fucking VADER.
there is such a cognitive disconnect between Anakin and Vader that the entire third movie makes absolutely no fucking sense.
That being said, I would happily discuss why I dislike the prequel trilogy to any StarWars fan.
As for the sequel trilogy:
I want to throat punch anyone who says they like this meat puppet intellectual property stuffed full of rotting garbage and ideological nonsense disguised as Starwars.
there is SO much fucking WRONG with the first film ALONE as to make the entire prequel series look like a fucking triumph just in tone alone!
This isn't Starwars. It's propaganda.
a bunch of stuff happens to unlikable 'characters' - most of whom you don't care about and wish Kylo Ren would turn into sushi
@@Iamvalcristvalentine Agreed. I always felt they never did Anakin's character justice. He was more of a whiney baby than Luke was when impatiently training with Yoda.
As far as I can tell Anakin is tricked by Palpatine into thinking the Jedi are evil and Padme is gonna die but he can save her? Or teach him to save her? So he betrays the entire jedi council (his only family since tatooine) murders all the kids and chokes his pregnant wife on a lava planet (because that's really gonna save her??) Anakin became the weakest character in the universe and then somehow after having his ass handed to him by obi wan becomes the most fearsome sith lord in the universe....
Cognitive disconnect is correct, it's like they're not even the same character. If they'd shown that he had some sort of mental illness it would have made more sense..
But no, he went from naive boy to Darth Vader in about 3 scenes of being upset at obi wan.
After all this butchering I can still appreciate the prequels for the world they built and the characters. The sequel trilogy however I just don't care about tbh.
@@Iamvalcristvalentine Is it really hard to believe that someone told all of their life that they are the chosen one and got everything he wanted was then being denied things (status, family, recognition) then gets influenced by a powerful man who promises everything. Fear took over his mind and that fear lead to his suffering (paddy dies and he becomes a cyborg). It is a literal opposite of the og trilogy where a boy who goes from having nothing to a man with everything he ever wanted, the prequel is a boy with everything he ever wanted looses it all to become a man of nothing. The prequel trilogy was poorly executed true, but you can still see the greater message that Geroge Lucas was trying to tell.
This sequel trilogy is just an empty husk pretending to be star wars.
I'd say the prequels were just badly edited. Some of the fan versions of the prequels would rank among the best Star Wars movies. Lucas became the latest filmmaker to become too big to tell "no", and it hurt the prequels. Others have had this same problem. Stanley Kubrick and Peter Jackson to name two. I guess it's just human nature.
Star Wars: The Red-Pilling of C-3PO
C-3PO shoots first. And then several more times.
Red pilled C3PO meets Lando's SJW robot from the Soy-lo movie
Rise of Skywalker, death of a franchise......
Out of the new movies at least rogue one was decent
It was "ok" and "not utterly shit"
This is SJW Fan fiction my dude, the real lore is in Legends!
Start by not calling it "Legends". It's just Star Wars.
@ the real EU
No, the EU stuff is garbage too. Disney's bowl movement doesn't make the Prequels or the EU material good.
@@cosmodeus1720 There are tiers of garbage. I thought the prequels were quite shitty, only to realise that I had no idea what shitty means.
Compared to SJW Disney stuff, prequels are pretty good. And compared to prequels, EU doesn't seem so bad. It's all about the perspective.
But yes, it's all garbage, compared to the original trilogy.
And to go even further, Episodes IV and VI are garbage compared to Episode V.
Mikel Ramirez 51 books done lol...but years ago. Finally stopped at the new jedi order. Its weird to see this shite after reading all of the wonderful books.
People can say what they want about the prequels, but they’re nowhere near as bad as the sequel trilogy.
Ashkihyena all better than Twilight or GOT S8.
Honestly the meme material that came from them made up for all of it
With all due respect, but the Prequels are still objectively very bad films in their own way, for different reasons though compared to the current trilogy.
@Shake I'd have to agree mostly. The sequel trilogy is much better done from a cineastic point of view; it "looks" a lot better. It preserves more of an atmoshere reminding of the OT than the cartoonish CGI greenscreen Prequels ever could. The same goes with the acting of the current cast - they're ok actors and it's not their fault that the whole story arc derailed with The Last Jedi, which was a total mess and destroyed anything that was set up with The Force Awakens. What ruined the current trilogy is massively bad storywriting & character development (or the lack thereof) and the SJW woke nonsense that was shoehorned in for no reason by the leadership. Disney had the chance in a lifetime to make fantsastic Star Wars films with their gigantic budget, and they failed. It's a missed opportunity that will cost them a big financial loss as well as a public loss of trust in their company.
"Merchandising, merchandizing!! May the Schwartz be with you"
Star Wars is shit at that too now.
Yes, I have a feeling that Barf will have a major role in this movie
"I wonder, will we ever see each other again?"
"Who knows? God willing, we'll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money."
Funny that Spaceballs is unironically a better film than the majority of actual Star Wars releases.
Actually, after this year, there would be definitely enough material to laugh from for SB2.
If you dont bring back all the old cast, how can you kill them off in the most disrespectful manner imaginable? Chewies going to be made into a coat as an anti fur statement.
Nah Chewie is safe. He's a vegan now.
My guess is that he's turned into a rug, for Mary Sue to have sex on, in front of a plasma induced fireplace.
@@gfodale They will power the plasma induced fireplace by using the hyperdrive from the millenium falcon just for icing on the cake.
leia stands over his skin as it covers the floor of a Hutt's palace, "I loved him as a WALKING carpet!"
*Audience:* _"I don't love you."_
*Disney:* _"I know."_
Love this
That's actually quite deep.
I mean the way Disney loves fucking us in the arse
Boba Fett was sacrificed for trying to save us from this god awful trilogy.
"Comes to an end?" Hah.
You're owned by Disney, welcome to the same eternal hamster wheel they keep the mouse on.
Korstmahler Wouldn’t that make it a mouse wheel?
@@Mordredt You're right; Because we'll be scrolling right past them in future filmographies.
I haven't seen anything from Mickey in years tbh.
@@fafikommander1903 there is a TV show with him right now. Not to mention that anime/Disney cross over video game product.
Carl, she's called Ma'Rey Sue.
MA-REY-SUUEEE!!!
Fans: "There's no way you can make me pine for the prequels."
Kathleen Kennedy: "Hold my beer."
Dance House Productions I NEVER thought that Attack of the Clones would NOT be the worst movie of the series. But The Last Jedi defecated all over it.
Sargon: "I've never been a huge fan of Star Wars."
Also Sargon: "TIE Interceptor."
He might have picked that up from gaming, it's where I picked it up from first. It might have been better if star wars got retired to just gaming after the prequels.....
😅😅👍
Also Sargon: "B-Wing"
@NurturingTalents No that was a Tie Interceptor......a Tie Defender has 3 Wings
@@FoxtrotZulu750 the games were great.
Remember when Starkiller was Darth Vader's apprentice and not Death Star 3.0? Remember when plot meant something and characters had purpose? Remember when we thought of the prequels as terrible rather than flawed high art?
Pepridge Farm remembers.
Before the dark times... Before Disney...
Remember when we had great characters like Kyle Katarn, Mara Jade, Cade Skywalker, Darth Revan, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Dash Rendar, Prince Xisor, Corran Horn, Darth Traya, Delta Squad, Jaina Solo, Jacen Solo, Darth Malak, Bastila Shan, Darth Nihilus, and HK-47.
Those ships look like pizzas being delivered by drone
You know they're evil drones because they've got nothing but cheese pizza onboard.
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A character arc is when the character has a GOAL and they STRUGGLE to achieve it.
Rey's arc is that she has NO GOAL and is FLAWLESS at everything.
No goal... No struggle.
- so there is NOTHING to root for.
This is the character that SJW ideology demands.
A character who doesn't struggle to overcome, they struggle to "break free".
Characters who cannot be flawed they can only be ignorant or deceived to do wrong.
Characters who cannot be nuanced they can only be the embodiment of deus ex machina. this is why prophecy is used as a story device.
Characters who need no mentor or guide because such hierarchies must be smashed like the imagined glass ceiling.
They must be female because it must subvert the male
And it must mimic, incorporate, and most importantly, undermine the original so that its authority over the cannon cannot be questioned.
This is not about telling a story.
it is about controlling a nostalgia saturated intellectual property and corrupting it to a social Marxist lense of societal destruction.
Everything about this is a product of 21st-century cultural politics adapted to film wrapped up in the skin suit of something YOU once loved so they can try to convince you to support their fucking propaganda and validate their virtue signaling.
Don't believe me? Watch captain marvel. same fucking problem.
Don't buy this shit.
it isn't Starwars.
Hopefully they can try and pass off Rey's story as a villains story.
A Heroes Story: hero fails every step of way but learning as they go, overcomes hardship and becomes the ultimate hero (Luke)
A Villains Story: villain succeeds every step of the way slowly closing in on their goal, fails at the very end due to their own inability or underestimating their opponent, becomes ultimate villain (Anakin)
I agree with you completely and the saddest part? One Punch Man has shown that no struggle can still be an absolutely amazing character art, so they fucked up even more.
@@M4dM4n96 that would require the "strong independent women" to be touted as the hero for two movies then undermined for a man to rescue her in the end. totally against the marketing of soy wars. you cant piss off the OTHER HALF of the fans of this series by undermining the earsplitting feminist narrative.
unfortunately, they have already tipped their hand.
Rey CANNOT be evil because she is not a character. She is a self-insert for SJW ideology.
She does not struggle, she "breaks free" even from good story telling.
This is about control and extortion.
Control of Intelectual property.
Extortion of Nostalgia.
to push politics and ideology through the medium of film.
No one hates Star Wars more than a Star Wars fan.
Yep
It’s sad because it’s true..
No Star Wars fan hates Star Wars. We hate *_Disney Soy Wars_*
^ True... we just hate Disney and what they have done to SW :(
Monad Singleton What ever little feminist agenda Disney tried to push the anti SJW community has been pushing their agenda a hundred times as much its getting annoying
KOTOR 1 and 2 had better companions than this story has protagonists. Brianna was a better written character than Rey. The daughter of a Jedi and a Jedi turned Sith.
Visas Marr is a properly written feminist character. Her planet/people are wiped out by a Sith Lord who keeps her alive as his apprentice/slave and her first scene she is force choked into submission by her own master.
Then there is Kreia. The mother of Brianna. Who dabbles both in the light and the dark.
But KOTOR 2 actually mocks SJWs. The Jedi are the SJWs. They keep their padawans hidden from the dark side and never expose them to it. So when they get exposed to it in the real world. They fall apart and convert immediately.
K Django don’t. It’s owned by EA.
"At this point, I'm rooting for the nazis" ~ Carl Benjamin, 2019.
TriHard Cx You missed out the word "Space", just like I omitted the word c*** in this reply you...
E;R said the same thing :D
Do you work for CNN?
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Look how they slaughtered my favorite childhood series.
Makes me kind of grateful I was mostly uninterested in Star Wars.
I feel bad for my brother... he just had to watch it get worse and worse.
There is another...
Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
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I agree @BrendanStiltner it pisses me off.
At least we still have She-Ra, TMNT and Thundercats ..... oh wait :(
The Empire is right and the Jedi are Space ISIS: Change my mind.
Just like assasins who are real muslims assasins hashish or isis and templars ?
As an adult I now realize that the Empire was always the good guys.
Funny, isn't it, how the empire was said to be evil yet we never saw them DO anything evil (tho blowing up a planet to make a point was, ok, evil) but the everyday people sure didn't seem to be struggling under the yoke, now were they? Like, the rebels seemed more along the lines of an ousted regime desperately trying to regain power.
Playing swtor, I could happily level a good or neutral sith, with consistancy, but every time I tried to level a jedi they ended up darker than any sith I played.
The jedi are arrogant, self righteous, egotists, who beleive they are better than everyone else.. and while the same can be said of many sith, at least they are honest about it lol.
Oh sh!t, was the Jedi Order always an SJW outfit, how did I miss that?
@@sarasunshinemt4444 In the first movie alone, torture, summary execution, forced drugging, mind control, genocide, burning innocent farmers alive during a search, religious persecution, disbandment of representative government, etc, etc, etc. What movie were you watching? Funny how desensitized 9/11 has made everyone to government overreach.
The destruction of Alderaan is an exaggeration based on rebel propaganda. If you look at the photos of the Death Star you’ll see the length of the shadows on the surface of various structures are too small to justify the claim the Death Star was moon sized. there’s no way it was big enough to take out an entire planet
@@bl1398 Are you saying Alderaan was an inside job?
Waiting for Bernie Sanders to do a cameo in the next SW.
Meesa tinks you don't know what it's like to be poor.
@@paulw.9669 lol
Who the Fuck else do you think they have playing 'Palpatine?'
Wait for this line... “No Rey, I am your mother!”
I hope Kylo utters that line. Would be some nice subversionof expectation
@@Nushnark wouldn't be Surprised to Hear that kilo Is a transexual
Can’t wait for the scene where Lando gets pulled over for drinking a Colt 45 while driving the Millennium Falcon
Or when they inevitably kill him off......
@@Ami-vh7sr by white wasscist cops
Nothing can screw up the Star Wars franchise more than the prequels.
Rian Johnson: "Hold my green milk!"
But... but the milk was blue...
Fail...
The biggest thing that the sequels have done is make me appreciate the .prequel trilogy a whole lot more. At least the prequels spawned a bunch of memorable lines and memes.
@@MCFPapa We still remember the Prequels. I've got a hard time remembering anything from the Force Awakens, and everything from the Last Jedi I do remember is just rage inducing because its either stupid or brakes the whole damn universe.
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Rogue One is the only Disney SW movie worth anything, and Dark Forces a FPS game that came out in '95 did it better!
Mmm, alien dick milk
"Every generation has a legend."
And this generation's is Tony Stark.
Team Cap for life, sucka!
Quote's actually correct so far. We've had the Tom Cruise unicorn fantasy movie for people who are middle-aged now, and more recently the current generatin got the Tom Hardy movie about the Kray brothers :)
Thats rey-cist !!
Yup
C3PO::: I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.
ME::: :::aims blaster:::
C3PO::: Oh, my, terribly sorry!
ME::: :::fires::: Well, that was easy.
Look up "Dark Empire"
A comic form the early 90s that they just seem to ripping off whole cloth.
Whole cloth that was mostly eaten by space Moths.
Dark Empire was like the prequels: neat ideas, poorly executed.
Comparing it to the sequels implies they have neat ideas in them.
@@trevorp8124 As much as I enjoy a lot of the Legends continuity, cloning Palpatine always felt like the premise for a bad fan- fiction.
I grew up a massive fanboy.
Yeah, this shit really hurts
Same. Not sure if i will see this
Still waiting for the moment in the films where Luke wakes up and it was just a dream
dont you mean:"wake up from this Nightmare?"
Obi Fucking Kenobi, what a fucking horrifying nightmare! Time to go back to my Jedi Praxeum and fuck Mara Jade :D
At this point a two hour film of Luke taking a dump while Yoda reads Dear Abby responses would be more entertaining and relevant.
@@ripghotihook can't wait for the action figures + video game
So that's the reason we found him on some random rock drinking blue milk? He was trying to hide from Rey for fear of the shitstorm she creates
Everytime a new star wars gets released I replay KOTOR's instead.
Turning Bastilla to the dark side, as your apprentice. 👌
The force is strong with this one!
I just rewatch force unleashed lets plays
I just go back to SWTOR
Kotor2 i hope
'If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from.'
- Original SW Trilogy Fans, 2019
Star wars? do not care. The Last Jedi killed it.
@sixes&sevens we don't talk about Ewoks
I actually really liked the last fight in the prequels lol. It was so over the top it was great.
You'll never get to see two space wizards fighting with lazer swords while floating down a lava river approaching a lava fall, again! Not Un-ironicaly anyway.
I can sometimes appreciate a dumb story told with genuine sincerity. The prequels straddle the perfect line of of being poorly structured, but also childishly honest in its storytelling.
@@SethAbercromby Exactly! There's something innocent/wholesome about it.
I treat my Star Wars fandom (speaking as one who had an original SW lunch box as a kid) like I treat my Highlander fandom.... There can be only one (trilogy).
Completely agreed. Great example!! We Highlander fans are a tortured bunch.
You lived through Highlander 2? Brave man.
Tell mRay-Sue to put her "special toy" back in her trailer...
Lightsabers run on crystals. Not "D-cells".
You can join the rest of us in the toxic brood when MauLer releases his analysis of the film in 2077. 🙃
I mean, does he know what a Y-Wing is?
@@jacklang3314 yes
@@BrawlerGamma Shhh, no one knows what a Y Wing is....Just Write told us so.
@@Mr_Gently_Benevolent Even the guy that hated OT and compared Luke to Fred from Scooby-Doo knew what a Y-wing is. Just Write have massive flaws in his argumentation.
EFAP when??
In This installment, the Empire builds a rollercoaster that drives captives into a room-sized oven instead of a death star.
Star Wars: The Rise of the Mary Sue
@Cain MaRey Sue
@Cain MaRey Sue
Alternate Star Wars movie titles: Return of the Mary Sue, The Gender Studies Strike Back, the Femdom Menace, Attack of the Crones.
This isn't star wars. this is soy wars.
by the way the mustafar fight in EP 3 was fucking awesome and perfectly choreographed with a great soundtrack. Only thing i disagreed with you there.
I agree on the first part wholeheartedly.
The second part? The mustafar fight was overwhelmingly bad CGI, far too drawn out and didn't have any kind of emotional investment in it since the supposed "friendship" between Anakin and Obi-Wan was limited to a single line in a elevator.
@@aurex8937 Yeah, i get the storyline wasn't the best and the CGI wasn't great, but the choreography and music made it a great scene.
@@vault-tecrep8565 I'll have to disagree with you there. The overly choreograped fights of the prequal and sequal trilogies just leave me cold, because you can tell it's choreographed, that it's just two dudes trying to bang sticks togeather on que, instead of acutually trying to hit eachother (like you would in an actual fight).
It's like watching the background dancers in a music video instead of a fight, it's too clean, too choreographed, and because they spend so much time preparing this dance routine with sticks, they forget to put in the real meat of it, the emotion, and it becomes sterile and dull. The Mustafar fight is therefor the worst fight seen from my perspective, because it is by far the longest. It was over indulgent, and just more of the same, two dudes banging sticks togeather whilst occationally glowering at eachother.
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That’s not what makes a scene great. That’s the whole point.
Wake me up when Linda Hamilton and Arnold transport into the movie to help out Rey.
GET TO THE agenda !
They just wanna dark side her so she can do the light saber throw and lighting, I also bet she is the best at those skills ever with no training or practice.
And she masters it so well that she is still a good guy. Or its a dream sequence.
Zerimor 6ren and she beats Kylo twice before a dude who actually trained, it seems each protagonist in each trilogy requires less training every time lol
Oh, getting a new fleet is easy. You take the one ship you have left, you click and hold shift and then drag it on the screen. Now you have TWO ships!
its either a discount rip of of the Katana Fleet that was a key objective in the original Thrawn Trilogy ... or more likely a fleet of discount World Devastators, taken from the Dark Empire story line since the sequels are butchered attempt at the Dark Empire story
My Rise of The Skywalker prediction. Mary Sue finally ends the conflict between the Jedi and the Sith by killing them all and founding an informal order of Grey Knights.
Fulfilling the Political Left ideology of removing all hierarchies, and moral judgements as they are only used for oppression.
Likely with some completely not subtle lecture on politics.
So having not trained, or studied this young one goes from just anyone on an abandoned planet, to the ultimate force user who in turn destroys the worlds organization others built over thousands of years.
How does she bring this balance when the prophesied champions could not. Well because she rejected hierarchy of course...
Damn...unfortunately, this sounds plausible. I do agree that there will be plenty of not-so-subtle woke political messages.
@@pdex2165 Even better she will be the "True master" of this unified force making her more powerful than all the Sith and Jedi because she is just so damn Mary Sue, she will need all the other Mary Sues to get the hell out of her way.
I never thought "bad improv" would be an adequate description of Star Wars.
nigh invulnerable heroes such as the Tick and Saitama draw their awesomeness from their naivety or blasé view of the world they live in and the absurdity of their power so out of line with their character
There’s more to it.
Saitama is made to make the point that success without struggle leaves you empty, just like working yourself to death for nothing. Rey doesn’t have that message, she’s supposed to work like a standard hero’s journey protag, like Luke.
He is also made to fit the story and the characters around him, because villains and side characters play off of him in interesting ways.
Saitama isn’t ever portrayed as being seriously challenged, you get to root for Genos and Mumen etc, but when Saitama shows up, the fight is already over, and OPM knows that, Star Wars does not, they seriously need you to buy Rey being in serious shit, else there is no tension, if OPM’s tension came from the uncertainty of whether Saitama can win, it’d suck, too.
Also, Saitama does take a hit sometimes, most notably when he makes himself the scapegoat to protect the trust in the other heroes, sacrificing any recognition outside of a handful of characters, becoming a pariah for the greater good. This challenges the idea of his heroism coming from power instead of sacrifice, and makes him vulnerable and respectable to the audience. Rey doesn’t have that.
Saitama can be powerful because his story is about finding purpose and fulfilment, which being more powerful doesn’t solve, while Rey’s story is about vanquishing a great evil entity, for which power is the deciding factor.
Rey’s power and lack of weakness or struggle or sacrifice solves her problem immediately, killing the tension, Saitama’s problem is different.
Will Saitama find what he searches? You don’t know until the story concludes.
Will Rey defeat the Order and win the war? Yeah. Sure. She’s string and independent, so she can’t lose, end of story.
What SJWs don't understand about how to make an OP character likable is to give said OP character several flaws and some degree of self-awareness as a price for their power. No one likes perfection except for self-inserting narcissists, which is exactly why SJWs love rey.
SPOOOOON!
"The Rise of Skywalker" is basically setting the stage for run along tv series, Disney 'empowered' princess movies, and endless merchandising opportunities.
"Rooting for the [sic] Nazis" Sargon quote mine achieved.
I am looking forwards to hearing Mauler rip it apart... if he ever finishes force awakens
I hope he does an improvised unbridled rage for this.
If it is reviewed OK, I may even see it, but from everything about Lucasfilm recently...
It's not star wars any more... It's *WOKE WARS*
Next on Disney's list:
1. A fith movement to properly finish Beethoven's 9th Symphony;
2. A new tome of 500,000 words to properly finish Tolstoy's War and Peace;
3. An extended version of Picasso's Guernica with added 5 meters of painting to either side of the panel.
(I posted that on Mauler's channel and thought it would fit well here as well.)
Remember Alex Jones' Prequel trilogy explanation? That made the prequels high-art in my book
The sad thing is, Lucas had some really cool ideas in the prequel, but he's an abyssmally incompetent director and storyteller.
Damn beat me to it.
He's gonna have a hard time explaining this one.
@@Niskirin Absolutely. Lucas works best as an ideas machine. He has brilliant and terrible ideas. That's why he worked so well with people like Spielberg: people who have the clout to tell Lucas 'no'.
@@noelienoelie8425 I think Alex would just incinerate the Disney saga films with his trademark raging, for they lack meaning, depth and an at least acceptable connection to the OG/Prequels. Disney are clearly touting some sjw agenda topics. JJ thinks men who don't like the new stuff are misogynists by default because he can just tell, right? ;) Same excuse wouldn't have crossed Lucas' mind in my opinion
Star destroyers, they look like flying carpets from Aladdin!
Went Woke should be broke!
Spoiler: CGI Carrie Fischer kills the evil Empress Rey at the end, by exploding her kidneys with the force.
You spelled 'ovaries' wrong 🤣
Excuse me Sargon but I'll have you know the fight on Mustafar was great.
@The Bandog I think the bit that was over the top the most was the lava waterfall part and they grabbed loose cords and were swinging at each other like they were in a pirate movie. Easily could dub in the Pirates of the Caribbean theme and it would fit perfectly.
Obviously too long...
"pretty cool"...
"PRETTY COOL"?!?!?
Qui-Gon Jin was a TEAR JERKER!!!
MaRey Sue: *smug face holding up a box* I bypassed the character development
Audience: ....yeah we bloody noticed
*stoned C3-PO Spanish voice*
Si, 3PO!
EDIT:(it's from a Robot Chicken episode)
Would work in italian, too!
@@aurex8937 it's from a skit in Robot Chicken
Thought he is blazed. His eyes cause his eyes go red but what if he is a sith. Lol
See, 3-PO ! 420 !
I liked the "power converters" lol
Episode VIII: "Leave the past behind; the new shall rise from the ashes of the old."
Episode IX: Recycled villain, old good-guy ships, old bad-guy ships, old lightsaber idea....
If Palpatine murders Rey and Kylo this will be my favorite Star Wars movie.
That would actually be good. Palpatine murders everybody!
I think the prequels were kind of redeemed by all the memes that they spawned.
That's like saying a movie was ok because you got to see a hot girl's tits.
Exactly