"professional coffee molester" "4 in 1 fleshlight" "He will tell each one of them a different secret so that all of them will feel special" lol what were you thinking while doing the voice over man ?
drugs, lots and lots of drugs, no explaination other then drugs, its drugs and did I mention drugs, mostly cocain and weed but some of the other things too, drugs he has to be doing drugs by the drugload and I almost forgot to mention drugs. *T H E R E S N O O T H E R E X P L A I N A T I O N O T H E R T H A N D R U G S*
I discovered these videos a long time ago, and I’m happy to rediscover this channel, active and growing, and churning out How It’s Actually Made with such consistent timing and quality.
@@Interdictiondeltawing shwingle is a title, not an action, I've earned this, worked for it, fought for it, *killed* for it, to be the only true "shwingle"
To anyone looking for new coffee, I actually do really suggest the brand in this video. Use their fog chaser for an iced coffee almost every morning. Some of my personal favorite fr. All of my coffee enjoying friends really like it too lol. Hope someone enjoys
I watch How it's Made to help me sleep since, unfortunately, I have an extremely hard time sleeping. But watching these make me laugh really hard, and tire me out enough to sleep, so thank you. Keep up the good work 👌
Coffee pods are about 1/4 of the size it takes to make a good cup of coffee, and the cheap machines that use them don't make the water hot enough. So basically it's like getting brown colored water instead of coffee.
I love these videos, they always start like a normal H.I.M type video then out of nowhere it just goes off the rails. Noting will beat the solid rubber tire video though, pure genius that one.
I feel like being a coffee taste tester os one of those jobs that might be interesting for a day or two but will drive you absolutely insane after a few weeks
The scooping machine has been cursed with the knowledge of the fourth wall, and must be restrained within the coffee facility to prevent this knowledge from reaching human ears.
Tips for coffee tasting: An important part of any coffee tasting, just as in a wine tasting, is pretending to be able to taste different "layers" of flavor, and then coming up with pretentious names for these flavors as you discuss with your hoity-toity friends and take notes in a tiny leather-bound notebook, as if _you_ of all people are going to be the first person in history to actually _refer_ to a tasting journal after the event is over. Common "notes" in coffee flavors include: Bitter Chocolatey Fruity Smoky Devil-may-care Secret
This is a dangerous job, some of the beans are highly skilled assassins.
I see you are a man of culture
Or at the very least, they'll be a nephew of a very powerful bean (who may die in a hilariously anti-climatic way)
also seriously can you imagine how much it would suck to work there.. the intense, inescapable odor of coffee up your nose all damn day long.
The fact that I get that joke makes me rethink my choices in life...
@@grugg3108 UNCLE BEANDROSS! AHHhhhh!
"Seriously, $125 per bean, just to go to Coffee World?"
Andrew you give me reason to live, seriously
I was thinking that’s about the price of a decent coffee lol, $125 A Bean 🤣
Im glad!
And I thought $75 a ticket for human world was bad
And don't even get me started on the food there. $25 for pizza I can get at 7-Eleven for 7 bucks.
1:04 "heres a handy chart so you can grade your co-workers like coffee beans"
P A R T I A L B L A C K
pyro gaming
It should be noted that many coworkers are withered/husks
F L O A T E R
Withered
Foreign matter
neat i always wondered how my coffee machine turns the pod into diarrhoea
Oof, that happens when they aren’t molested correctly, better get that checked out.
@@mr.person5209 i know i think my machine needs to go the rape clinic to update its pod raper
Refuge cage. Omg. Lolz.
Are you using the chart?
Diarrhea*
"professional coffee molester"
"4 in 1 fleshlight"
"He will tell each one of them a different secret so that all of them will feel special"
lol what were you thinking while doing the voice over man ?
I'm convinced he takes a massive drag from a joint, and then hits record while he narrates the footage in real time
Yes
Ah, you must be new here.
drugs, lots and lots of drugs, no explaination other then drugs, its drugs and did I mention drugs, mostly cocain and weed but some of the other things too, drugs he has to be doing drugs by the drugload and I almost forgot to mention drugs. *T H E R E S N O O T H E R E X P L A I N A T I O N O T H E R T H A N D R U G S*
@@kindersmith8407
You sound like you're the one on drugs
How It's Made: **Puns**
How It's Actually Made: **Feels**
If this was an actual TV show on a network or streaming service, I’d pay top dollar to watch this.
But it's free
@@rouge5140 and I’m great-full for it
@@robloxsasukeuchiha4456 *Inhales* , forgive me mother
grateful*
UA-cam premium
Doesn't he have a Patreon
I used to do quality control at a coffee bean farm, and I can guarantee that whispering secrets to the beans adds flavor.
"Judge your friends like beans"
"Partial Black"
I don't think we're allowed to judge people for that anymore.
"Foreign matter"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can judge "Partial Black", just not "Fool Black"
oh you can judge people for that, its just that others will judge you right back for other things
Dude, I looked at your profile picture and thought it was my comment.
"Industrial hand pulverizer" is a good name for a piece of equipment. Got the safety message built right in
"Roasting has transformed these coffee beans into coffee beans but roasted." Hmm... yes, very innovative.
He’s been posting a lotta these recently
Did you mean latè
I ain't complaining.
good
Theyre the only ones that youtube doesnt personally put through the shredder
Not a bad thing, just unusual
another upload?!
heck yeah, dude! love these vids!
just don’t burn yourself out, ok?
Commenting so he sees this
^
H
Pspspspspspsp
Burning out is only for coffee beans.
its very hard to not make the sames jokes when dubbing how its made, i'm so glad you keep making these
3:58 " *PREPARE SHIP... PREPARE SHIP FOR LUDICROUS SPEED* "- Colonel Sanders from Spaceballs
Beat me to it 😂
0:45 is when it strays from logic, i love how they start so innocent then just become hilarious
I discovered these videos a long time ago, and I’m happy to rediscover this channel, active and growing, and churning out How It’s Actually Made with such consistent timing and quality.
4:48 *“a friend”* for *“scientific research purposes”* wants to find the original clip... purely for science obviously
I also have a "friend" looking for the same clip for "research purposes" too. Any help would be appreciated.
you guys also have this as your research? id like to more as well for my
science teacher, for science obviously
@@KittAnimations i need it to, for wizard magic research purposes
Rina Rukawa.
@@prestoncoddington521 my wizard thanks you, it will be very helpful for his research
i've heard rumors that the bean roasters whisper "yo mama fat" to the coffee beans while they're in there
engineer gaming
engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
"OHHHHHH ASSS"
Any details on that research material?
I was hoping someone mentioned the plug. It was almost better than the video
A Turtle approves this way of making coffe pods.
Shwingle man approves this way of making coffee pods.
K
@@shwingleman shwingles in approval
@@Interdictiondeltawing shwingle is a title, not an action, I've earned this, worked for it, fought for it, *killed* for it, to be the only true "shwingle"
Thank you, A Turtle.
I don't like coffee sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I don’t like coffee sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I don't like coffee sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I don’t like coffee sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I don't like coffee sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I don't like coffee sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
To anyone looking for new coffee, I actually do really suggest the brand in this video. Use their fog chaser for an iced coffee almost every morning. Some of my personal favorite fr. All of my coffee enjoying friends really like it too lol. Hope someone enjoys
Its the solid line of good information right before he drops the punchline on you that makes Huggbees so fkn good at what he does.
2:00
Such a beautiful line 😭 I burst into tears when I heard it
3:04 Man, this lockdown has got me feeling so down that I would gladly pay $125 to go to Coffee World.
May have failed my class but at least I’m early to a new hugbees video
I feel u
I feel u
I feel u
I feel u
I feel u
I love watching these videos and trying to imagine what the original How It's Made is saying in certain parts of them
3:38 this is pure gold
Theory: Huggbees was born w sunglasses on and he is unable to take them off
Glad to know there is an option where I can drink coffee fast and support my local landfill!
This was one of the funniest ones I’ve seen in a while. Great work!!
I watch How it's Made to help me sleep since, unfortunately, I have an extremely hard time sleeping. But watching these make me laugh really hard, and tire me out enough to sleep, so thank you. Keep up the good work 👌
love your sarcastic narration without revealing sarcasm by your inflection
Fantastic work again Huggbees! Keep it up, thanks for making us smile and laugh during these hard times :)
Coffee pods are about 1/4 of the size it takes to make a good cup of coffee, and the cheap machines that use them don't make the water hot enough.
So basically it's like getting brown colored water instead of coffee.
(Coffee drinkers) "You say this like it's a bad thing."
Was going to show this too my parents, until I saw the end...
Got a coffee ad for this coffee pod video
2:33 A fussy coffee will be shushed back to sleep so the taste testing can resume 😂😂😂😂
this one's good. the jokes flow so smooth
Loving Andrew's frequent uploads right now
I love these videos, they always start like a normal H.I.M type video then out of nowhere it just goes off the rails.
Noting will beat the solid rubber tire video though, pure genius that one.
the word "coffee" was said 28 times. i counted every. single. one.
"Roasting has transformed these ordinary coffee beans into coffee beans but roasted."
Genius.
That ending was interesting. I was in class 😳
His advertisings on the end of the latest videos are just hilarious, keep it up!!
Anyone else hear "the lick" at 1:35 ? edit: OH GOD IT DOESN'T STOP
No it's just you bud.
Didn't know what the lick was until now. Neat!
*LEAK
This is the type of descriptions I subscribed for
I feel like being a coffee taste tester os one of those jobs that might be interesting for a day or two but will drive you absolutely insane after a few weeks
This is my favourite sub, I actually both enjoy and await your videos
1:41 Yes! I use that exact one with the heating and all!
Sarcasm in the form of a coffee pod documentary?
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!! 😍💖
4:03 IS THAT A RINSING MACHINE!?!
Great video, Andrew. Its staved off the eldritch demons who demand tribute, in the form of me watching videos at 3 am
"just like your local starbucks employee"
heh, that's me
"Wait, You guys have a job?"
Same dude~~!
The voice over was the best!! Thanks for the laugh 😂😂
4:02 Look everyone, it’s the rinsing machine!
Spot on with the Starbucks burnt swill
"A professional coffee molester kisses the beans and gives them an invasive rub"
It's actually nice to see some people actually keep their factories clean...
0:11 San Francisco "Fog" Chaser
The fog is coming 🖤
Shut up
“Roasting has transformed these ordinary coffee beans into coffee beans but roasted”
This made me giggle uncontrollably for some odd reason.
Im kinda sad you never mentioned how awful they are, like not for the environment, but in taste. Like a month old can of Folger's with no lid
One of the best in a while, gooood stuff
This video makes me feel like I'm about to tip backwards in my chair.
I am glad discovered this channel on my feed
I feel like I've been negligent in not telling my coffee any secrets.
LMFAO! I loved this so much. Made me laugh a few times while learning something! Thanks!
Love these videos 😂
@Anime Shaun That's a bit creepy 😂😂😂
okay this video is like the best of youtube,
thank you humbly sir
2:55 bad kids get sent to the scrambler
I've needed this information for a while now.
Holy upload schedule!!!
And for every coffee cup, you leave a nice plastic ring that takes 500 years to dissolve. Amazing.
0:44 THE RETURN OF THE KING
"A fussy coffee will be shushed back to sleep" 😂😂
So the pods get filled with coffee by a.... FILLING MACHINE?!?! But are they rinsed first by a rinsing machine?
The only UA-camr I want notifications from!
4:32 yes we are it breaks the immersion
ah 4:25. My favorite part of Hugg's videos ♥
wow an actual brand that’s only semi unknown.
I could never figure out that flavour... But you have given me the answer. Thrill seeking.
All jokes aside, I bet that factory smells pretty amazing.
it looses it's sent about half an hour into working, I should know, I work in one.
this is the coffee we have on our house, so glad to know how they're actually made!
3:56 Ludacris would be proud
A fitting documentary on how to complicate an uncomplicated task such as making brewed coffee.
At 3:30 is that really a part of a filling machine, or just a mislabeled part of a rinsing machine?
The scooping machine has been cursed with the knowledge of the fourth wall, and must be restrained within the coffee facility to prevent this knowledge from reaching human ears.
4:20 is that a scooping machine or a pulling machine?
It might be a filling machine
This is out of pocket yet so informational at the same time😂
Ima show Michelle this
this might be the best thing ive ever seen on the internet. LMFAO
3:23 i strait up thought that he took a pic from among us and put it in the vid
Meanwhile at the company theme park - noone is riding the scrambler... Sad. Looks like a hell of a ride 😁
Bruh I just watched this on my living room TV. I didn't need egirl ass at 40" and 1080.
First time at this channel.instantly my favourite 😂😂😂
I feel like 60% of this process is unnecessary 😆
Tips for coffee tasting:
An important part of any coffee tasting, just as in a wine tasting, is pretending to be able to taste different "layers" of flavor, and then coming up with pretentious names for these flavors as you discuss with your hoity-toity friends and take notes in a tiny leather-bound notebook, as if _you_ of all people are going to be the first person in history to actually _refer_ to a tasting journal after the event is over. Common "notes" in coffee flavors include:
Bitter
Chocolatey
Fruity
Smoky
Devil-may-care
Secret
Aight I'm about to visit the dark web. Y'all want me to buy you anything?
Get me a bag of chips
Ps6 if possible
yes.
RTX 3080
how bout one of them gameboys with the toyota logo printed on em
This channel never ceases to suprise me on how of Off the rails these videos go 😂😂