How It's Actually Made - Toaster Pastries
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- Toaster Pastries changed the breakfast game all the way back in the 1960's. Here's how they're made.
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Fun fact: toaster pastries were invented before toasters, people used to just throw them into fireplaces and have their third born son try their best to get them out in time
The more you know
Not true
@@JimBobe yes it is, why would I lie on the internet
Yeah we use to do that a lot, my son, William, never made it out alive and we still have burning tarts in the fire. Overall the house smells like Willy wonkas factory if the kids were burned alive.
@@lpscupcakesprinkles fhejsmaajjw lmfao
Cindy witnessed a breakfast revolution and now watches to make sure it never happens again
hey... how dare you?!
but... You actually right so... i can't say anything
@@wongcindy4584 how terrifying was the breakfast revolution cindy
like reaper souls nightmare that taken your soul at 3 A.M and then the reaper taking your wife as replacement off your self
Ever wondered why breakfast is the first and most important meal of the day?
It's to eat the revolutionaries BEFORE THEY EAT US
Can't give the fuckers even a chance
@@ASkinnyWhiteGuy You are absolutey correct skinny sir
"It's all because toaster pastries are made from things called ingredients."
*HMMMMM*
And the food that causes obesity is also made of ingredients...
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
The best line
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@@SpicyButterflyWings and I am made of ingredients HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
@@TheBreadIord And sometimes, ingredients are made of ingredients.
*HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
"As you can see here top heat is fucking nuts"
I died.
Same
My favorite part
Same here brotha lnaoooo
Same
Lol right as I read the comment that exact bit came up
I thought this was going to be some background noise to fall asleep to, and then I heard "created with things called 'ingredients'" and I started laughing way harder than I should have
I actually cackled when he said, "As you can see, top heat is fucking nuts."
Same, and im your 69th like 😎😈
yes
😳
Hey
My name is Colby Cox
Hmmm
Mmmmmm
@@raven7955 oh fuck, I apologize on his behalf
This has instantly become my favorite episode
Poptart sausage?
you heard it here first lads. this is the fucking how it's actually made ever
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
@@blackhotsoup “He’s a little bit confused, but he’s got the spirit!”
Wow your here surprising!
Factory worker here: we use actually insulation. And our dust isn't organic. Screw you Jerry for firing me.
@FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation OH SHIT HE FOUND ME
THE WORKERS HAVE NOTHING TO LOOSE BUT THEIR CHAINS COMMUNISM WILL WIN
Claus Roquefort
Based comrade, time for a breakfast revolution !
@@clausroquefort9545 SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
ah yes, my people. the pastry commies
This got recommended and I legit thought it was a real documentary on how Pop Tarts are made until about half way through.
what gave it away?
@@ohliveeahy "Grass-fed Syrup" 0:42 had me confused at first but when he said the pastry dough was moving towards its "Inevitable Doom" 1:14 that was it lol
@@christophervarela4645 I highly recommend his “how it’s made” video on Worcestershire sauce. It’s my favorite so far
When he said organic about 6 times I realized this wasn’t an actual video, I started cracking up too much
“Do you get it? Do you see what I did there?…because I don’t, please explain it to me”
killed me bro 💀
"Unicorn sneezes, fairy wishes and sucrose aspartame" 😂
thats probably my favorite quote ever
Same
I really like them tasty bois tho
I dont know about any of that
But top heat is fucking nuts XD
Well apartame causes you to become confused and you wonder why you're a fairy and have a unicorn from looking at boys after you feeling like a fairy.
"The insulation is then fed to the hopper." How does one even maintain such a deadpan narration when saying such things
Because Hugbee knows if it is a rinsing or a filling machine
He isn't human. He is a diety of chaos.
@@adamradford8053 I thought he was the god of knowledge
Autotune
because he is reading from a textbook and he knows it is all facts
Holy shit I recognize the brand for once. Nature's Path is actually pretty good.
It’s a Christmas Miracle
@@W1nstorm lol
@@W1nstorm How could that be? It's July.
@@user-ellievator How could that be? It's January.
Impossible
“Did you know sales of pop tarts have never stopped rising for the last 32 years?”
“Did you know American obesity rates have never stopped rising for the past 32 years?!”
Coincidence? I think *NOT* !
_Hmmmmmmmmmmm_
*_HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!_*
Huggbees confirmed to be dangerously based and lifterpilled
@@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
“””based”””
what, he’s right
Did you know water consumption rates have never stopped rising for the past 32 years as well? hmmmmm
Lmao my favorite part of the video
"Other names for these flakes are Zazzlers,Crumbies,Tasty Bois,and Randies"
Mm ah yes let me consume the *tasty boi*
I was sad he didn't say sprinkles, I think that would have been a real punch in the gut
@@weltyclover5311 yeah
Tasty Bois is just begging to be turned into an actual snack food
@@jessehcreative i guarantee some dog food brand has it covered already
Yo, where's Randy?
I thought this was an actual explanitory vid untill he started to call everything organic.
@The Moon I thought it was just a snarky commentator, trying to be funny. Until i saw that it was fake and actually funny
omg me too, once I heard organic water, I was like this has to be a parody
YOOO ME TOO😭😭😭
I already watch 30 vid now
"The syrupy filing doesn't spill out in the warm box" didn't tip you off?
Pop tarts: drying out your mouth since the 1960s.
yes
Lol
So true
LMAO
markiplier: * dying *
Damn. That second sheet of dough is almost as thin as my school's toilet paper. *ALMOST*
prison style
Ah, the good ol half-ply. Save money buying a giant wheel of it, but then using a third of that wheel with each poop.
its nowhere nere as thin
@@mareir nah, my school used 1/999999999999999999999999 ply. Your school got the good stuff
@@bethanykroemer559 Still better than the tiny individual square tp dispenser!
Drinking Game:
Take a shot everytime he says Organic
*dies*
Omg in some other language dies means this
I threw up
So. 6 shots? k then.
"Tarts you can pop into the oven" ahhhh I get it because the tarts when cut like that really "pop" visually against the dark background of the conveyer belt.
The Pillsbury Doe Boy is also made from “Ingredients”
Ew.
Eww 🤢🤢 in..ingredients??!🤮🤮🤮
Doe
@George H. W. Bush Why did you do 9/11 man, seriously thats not cool
@George H. W. Bush did you at least ground him?
This series has gone on for years and seriously will never get old.
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Organic
organic
Inorganic
Not inorganic.
Sucrose would have been funny, aspartame would have been funny, sucrose aspartame actually made me laugh.
sucrose aspartame
now laugh.
@@randallmokjialung3592 HA
even funnier, read Amazon reviews for those Sorbitol 0-calorie gummy bears, apparently it has a side effect of making shit their pants
@@1224chrisng It's a side-effect of all sugar alcohols. If you eat too much, you get diarrhea. It won't happen if you eat a few, you've gotta eat like, fistfuls of bears.
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It's so organic that even organic water is used. That's an achievement
I love showing these videos to people and seeing how long it takes for them to realise that's not a serious documentary about how they make the specific food item
So much “organic”. I swear I heard him said, “pour the organic water organically”.
Edit: I just realized this is not the original how its made...
Gotteeeeeeem!
Wtf is organic water?
Grass fed water, duhh
this is a certified hood classic
Hahahhahahaha
I love the narrator's sense of humor because it makes the video seem normal in the beginning. That is until the profanity and mature references suddenly catch the audience off guard. I find that very humorous.
"They sprinkle granulated colored sugar flakes onto the pastries called tasty boi's" The best description of crumbs.
Fun fact: these videos are meant to be watched while sufficiently intoxicated that the basal lizard part of your brain just files it next to the real episodes of How It’s Made you watched as a kid.
1:53 Oh man, i thought those were hotdogs for a second-
Me too 😂
Ah yes, those toaster pastries my mom never let me get with the fun flavors like ice cream.
Yup, strawberry was all I had til I got older
@K Grant you take that back. Cinnamon is amazing
Hot fudge sundae is something I consumed far too much of
@@bazookajoe200
Its his opinion, respect it.
Fucking Relatable I craved a fix
I once accidentally ate a PopTart, mistaking it for a toaster pastry. That was a dark day...
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We've all been there....😔🤚🏾
But there the same thing...
I have a feeling I’m abt to get r/Whooshed
@@bigsteamypeas you were correct. I’m gonna post this on Reddit for -7 karma.
I’m at the point where an actual how it’s made appears in my recommended and I don’t realize it, and I am sitting there waiting for it to go haywire.
Between these and DaThings’ “wow it’s made” series, same
The narrator for How It's Actually Made is always the same person. So if you don't recognize the voice, you're on an actual How It's Made video.
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“It’s worked until the dough looks like fiberglass insulation” bro I’m weak 😂😂😂😂
Hi weak, I'm Lunar
“As you can see here Top Heat is fucking nuts” lmao 😂
"HMNMMM, HMMMMMMM, HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"-Hugbee
If you translate this to English you get one more M at the end of HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"Top heat is fucking nuts" utterly slayed me
got me wheezing
Lol same
“Top heat is FUCKIN nuts” ~ Huggbees 2020
it is!
0:50 whoa..... Whoa.... WHOA!!!! What the pink funk is in an "Organic Block"???
Organic
4:13
Indeed.
I know this wasn't the intended result, but I really want a toaster pastry now.
"hey this is tasty, whatchu put in it?"
_"ingredience"_
I laughed so hard when he just said "its made from things called ingredients" :D
organic
Hmmm ingredients
Oh! That’s my favorite!
@@verticalpug2026 organic block, organic dust and organic water
The chocolate episode is actually the centerpoint of the series, with The Beast semi-frequently appearing, and the chocolate soup mixture being in this episode.
Referred to in the industry as, “chocolate soup mixture.”
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Why is the toaster pastries shown in front of saws factory 0:08
Maybe because they filmed the introduction in a dark abandoned saws factory
I was pretty excited to see how toaster pastries are made. I didn't expect to go on a journey like this.
“As you can see here, Top Heat is fuckin’ nuts”
Yeah, tops can be that way sometimes
I enjoy hearing "organic" brands called out as the ridiculous premise that they are.
Hard to decide if it's funnier when people pay more money for "organic" when it doesn't actually change anything because there is little to no produce involved, or when they pay more for "organic" when it's actually relevant but just translates to "more pesticides"
@@doktorwyvern2883 bruh what are you talking about, you are completely wrong
@@micahroberts4481 How so?
@@doktorwyvern2883 The whole point of organic produce is to buy produce free of pesticides so that you don’t eat what’s used to kill the bugs and whatnot. I usually don’t buy that produce because the price but I understand why people do
@@uvi_music the FDA disagrees. Organic means it's free from *synthetic* pesticides and fertilizers.
4:37 ok out of jokes that's quite alarming
You can never go wrong with a how it’s actually Made video
When he said "Top heat is fucking nuts", it caught me by total surprise😂😂😂
Numbers dont lie
But dam top heat is nuts XD
3:54 no joke, I've been calling donuts "Tasty Boys" in public for years to see if anyone would comment on it. Turns out, if you say it with enough confidence, the answer is no
I'd support that term- for now on all donuts to me are tasty boys 🍩
4:44
*_h m m m_*
And then there's "Cindy". She rides with the Devil Dolls motorcycle gang, but only on weekends, and claims to be very high up in the Toaster Pastry Community.
Hugbees says the accurate name: “toaster pastries”
My brain: “no that’s a poptart”
I can't stop binge-watching these! lmao
finally we see a filling machine, the elusive cousin of the filling machine
it was clearly a splurting machine
Its rinsing I think, the machine is rinsing the pastry
Wrong again, a filling machine is not to be confused with a filling machine. One fills and the other one deposits filling.
@@dezhocob finally someone who gets it
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Can we even really call them toaster pastries anymore? Most people don't even eat them warm, let alone toasted.
these people are fools
I put mine in the freezer and dip them in mustard.
@@user-ellievator go back to where you came from
@William Guile I do. Dip them in milk
@@user-ellievator Why have you done this? We were all having such a nice day.
Hot take: ive had nature’s path toaster pasteries and HOLY SHIT they’re so much better than pop tarts
I had them one time while on a trip multiple states over. They were fckn delicious, and I've never had them again because they aren't sold where I live. I will never forget.
I only had pop tarts so far and that was only once too...i got a sugar rush after 1 piece
well I've only had pop tarts, and I'm inclined to believe you
I've only heard of Pop-tarts and the grade value brand and now I a, compelled to taste this new brand I hear of 👀
But do they have the thermal paste flavor?
I guess not.
4:01 WHY IS THIS FUNNY EVEN WITHOUT AUDIO
2:00 plot twist: These are actually hotdogs
Organic toaster pastries: how to eat organically while still eating like shit
"A dusting of actual fiberglass insulation" as opposed to the artificial fiberglass insulation found in other non-organic toaster pastries.
of course, if your toaster pastry isn't made with proper actual fiber glass insulation, then it's not organic. If it's made with "organically grown glass-fiber" watch out, that's a marketing ployto make you think it's made with organic fiber-glass, when it's actually made with regular glass.
Goddamn food marketing garbage. Fibreglass is silicate, not in any way organic
Fiberglass is actually the best form of dietary fiber, way better than any vegetable. The bleeding it causes as it passes through your intestines makes emptying your bowels way faster
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Owens Corning Organic Fiberglass Insulation
2:46 Well you see, what you did there was say that you can "pop" these "tarts" into an oven which symbolizes the dramatic effect that fireworks had during the 1960's. The "pop" represents the loud noise that a firework makes on most occasions, while the "tart" symbolizes the effect that they have on middle aged, divorced, woman who have children. These "tarts" are sour about the fact that they have to listen to the noisy fireworks outside every 4th of July while their children are sent away to have a good time at their alcoholic father's run-down apartment complex. It all comes together when you realize that these women are stuffing themselves full of pastries while drinking overpriced vodka and snorting muscle relaxers to overcome the loud noise and hatred for the fact that the kids like their dad more even though he doesn't have custody or pay child support.
So yes, I see what you did there. It's simple really.
You deserve 1k likes for this
@@aliteral_watermelonz3940 1k people don't have the attention span to read it
@@WakeNBakeBro lmao
watching this @ 3:33 in the night and asking myself is this my life
2:30 Dough Waterfal
1:55 looks like how hotdogs are made
3:48. Tasty bois
3:23 I think he forgot to add Pepto Bismol
bro I really need some pepto right now my stomachs acting like I ate a cow like the pain I just don't understand how or why like god it makes me wanna cry
@@gingeralesequel dont eat cows then🤦
@@Masman40777 damn u right
@@Masman40777 question(urgent): what if the cow i didn't eat is now trying to eat me?
Only thing I heard before 1:05 O R G A N I C
1:52 I saw the video preview without reading the title and I was disturbed by the fact that these were how the hot dogs I've eaten this whole time were made.
i love how we all always overlook the completly unrelated background at the beginning of all of these, like why are the pop tarts in some random mine or factory or something
Their not pop tarts lol
@@mr.microwave9134 sorry, toaster pastries*
I thought they were sausages in batter or something
do toaster pastries use a filling machine? i need this question answered for a research paper
no they use a dropping machine I think
@@RealestPerson. no, they use a rinsing machine
no they use a shilling machine
No they use a filling pooper. It poops the filling into turd like shapes
Fools all of you the true identity of the machine is a stretching machine
Hmm, yes, my favorite topping on toaster pastries, t a s t y b o i s
😂😂😂
"A dusting of actual fiberglass insulation"? Am I hearing that right? at 1:35
Yeah ikr what the fuck
It's true
it's why your teeth hurt when you eat too many of them
3:12 lol
Ah yes, another masterpiece
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0:30 *insert surprised pikachu face*
Say what now? Ingridients? So that's why everytime i bake a cake, it doesn't exist!!
“Even though one of them isn’t moving” never gonna unsee that
2:59 it's a pop tart joke, there i explained it to you
edit: 3:11 favorite moment
hmmm..................intriguing
4:30 conspiracy theory time
Barely a conspiracy theory tbh
"I'm a spooky Japanese high schooler!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAHH"
Ah yes, the Chocolate Soup Mixture, as they say in the industry, has another use
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I love how the first few seconds are normal for the regular show, but everything after that is downhill...and I love every second.
This is the episode i most laughed with as well as it ends with my favorite horror game makes it my favorite
Thank you for your continued amazing narrative, mate.
"Top heat is fucking nuts"
-Hugbees 2020
"Never seen that before, is that a Poptart ripoff?"
no its a name-brand poptart that "fancy" people eat. you can find them at Walmart
@@lilwonders2861 fancy and Walmart don’t really go together...
@@thehigherman9918 Ik right but I always call them fancy poptarts cuz its not Kellogs
poptarts are toaster pastry rip off’s
@@user-gn4ip5cg2n I dont really eat them its like sugar for breakfast and gave me headaches
3:00 ill explane it to you
Its because of the organic water they porred in earlier
Seriously I was 30 seconds in not really paying attention before I realized this not an episode of how its made. Nice job!!!
been binge watching these and on god this series is funny
Fun fact: the serving size of Pop Tarts etc. is one pastry. The foil packages contain two.
serves 2
Serving sizes are all bunk anyway. If you followed that then you would be perpetually hungry looking like a 3rd world kid in a desert.
@@ram89572 well they're typically to make it seem like there aren't as many calories in whatever you're eating, so you're more likely to get it
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@@slotzoffuntrue Yeah, although they are getting better at giving more reasonable portions or including the entire packages nutritional value if it is a small package ever since the entire thing with several companies saying their snacks were only 50-100 calories per serving and implying that a serving was a package when it was really several servings. The worst I noticed was Coca-Cola, they had for a while that one of the smaller bottles was like 4 servings and a can was 2 but who only drinks half a can at a time? Some of the candy bars were ridiculous too...
I really want Andrew to just redub a How it's made by changing nothing from the original and watch how many people actually figure it out..
He did that for april fools
Pretty funny considering I just ate Pop-Tarts for breakfast
Yeah but these aren’t pop tarts they’re natures path 😂😂😂
Those aren't pop-tarts, theyre nasty toaster pastries that suck lol.
Just incase you didn't know, these are pastries for the toaster that aren't as good and are not the brand that you spoke of.
Are you now obese?
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I did not expect the world of horror at the end, absolute gamer
I'm not sure what to think of the sarcasm, satire, and cursing bust it's oddly shocking yet satisfying.
0:25 Already a great start.
I love how he always sounds like hes talking to some really intelligent 3 year olds
How it's actually made : A huggbees video
Oh man I’m glad these are still on you tube
0:57 trying so hard not to laugh XD