You could see the fear cut through Sam's façade of sociopathic contempt when he laid eyes upon that uranium ore. At last, something that he couldn't lie his way out of would finally get him.
Damn, it took so long for Sam to open his mail that that live baby pig he sent himself asphyxiated itself from being unloved and mummified because it cried itself dry before it died.
I actually had that toy bird when I was a kid, I just remember it breaking almost immediately. I think throughout my childhood I owned at least three, and none of them lasted more than 2-3 flights. Never did it occur to me to stomp on the bird to break it faster. Sam is truly one of the greatest minds of our generation.
And dear God don't let 4chan find out. Those autistic savants have the capacity to go full rainman & Sam will be receiving FedEx packages tomorrow morning at his home address filled with of jars of nut butter & pubes lol It wouldn't be the 1st time... 🤡
Can’t wait for the on-stream trials and subsequent public executions that will be held with judge Sam sporting the wig and gavel next time tarkov has drops
He probably already has a guillotine coming in the mail. I imagine he will dedicate one of his kids bedrooms for the occasion. Such a sick bastard. Someone should really Nuremburg trial his ass, cause his existence is a crime against humanity; plain and simple. Homegrown terrorist, through and through. Poor Abby and the kids. Having to deal with the likes of Hitler on a daily basis. Must be tough, but I guess someone's gotta do it, ayyy? If it weren't for her and the kids, he'd have already shot up a mall, or sent anthrax to a politician via the mail. The man is goddamned terrorist. Abby and the kids, we thank you for your service and sacrifice, living with Sam must be like living with the Devil. Your bravery and dedication to national security knows no bounds.
"Believe it or not I don't want a fucking embalmed pig, I know I see like an embalmed pig kind of guy, this ain't me dude" *Immediately starts playing with the embalmed pig, making pig noises, and insulting it*
Pretty cool to think when Sam's kids are grown they'll be able to look back at these videos and learn so much about a younger Sam, same with the future generations
That embalmed pig is typically sold for class dissections, I dissected one in high school and the smell of formaldehyde and preservatives is still burned into my mind
We dissected a baby shark in a room with no ac, ventilation, or windows in the middle of the school and were forced to keep the door shut because the smell permeated the entire school front to back. I can almost still taste the smell on hot days sometimes
I like that Mail time used to be much raunchier, but as Sam has grown as both a person and a father, he starts to drift farther and farther from his old self, but then gets mail like he's still the old Sam. LOL All jokes aside, proud of you for the personal growth Sam!
Idk if mandella the African time warlock is messing with me again, but I swear Sam said something specifically like "dont mail me a dead pig" or "ill keep doing this till someone sends me a dead pig"
i know one is safe, but could we theoretically give sam radiation poisoning if we all sent him small amounts of uranium in the mail and he stacked it all together on his table
0:21 Notice, the flinch there, as same Sam's gamer senses are coming back to him. His reflexes are now potent, as the senile decadence of an old antelope. He's finally back to his former glory.
If scabby ever found underwear from one of sams mistresses, he could literally just say “Someone sent that to me for mail time” and it would be 100% believable due to people always sending him the most random shit. He could have a whole other family with 4 kids and she would never know.
Abbey: "Hey sam where did these kids come from?!" Gam: "Oh babe no i got that shit in the mail! Can you believe it right, people be wilin out here rofl"
8:00 as a butcher i wear those exact gloves under a pair of chainmails. Yours are good for stopping slices, but they offer zero protection from stabs. the chainmails stop stabs from going too deep. You still bleed but its never serious. I dont slice myself if im wearing gloves. But even with them i get lil stabs all the time.
I am glad sam grabbed the ore preventing the possibility where one of his kids put it in their mouth. Even as an adult I still put stuff in my mouth that shouldn't be in there.
Honestly Sam stabbing at the screen brought up my trauma of my cousin chasing me with a knife and poking it through the door to scare me as a kid. Good times.
If I remember correctly, uranium ore's radiation is alpha radiation and it can't pierce skin, so it's only dangerous only when ingested or gotten inside body otherwise
sam is gonna be walking around the house singing to the tune of (staying alive by the bee gees) "well you can tell by the way i use my walk im an npc, got time to talk" with his npc walking ass LOL
Sam, you did not just throw radioactive material, into the wilderness, with living things... I can *FEEL* my hazmat certification stabbing me in my sides right now
11:30 Sam doesn't have an NPC walk, he has the shamble of either a man whose spine has three years left or a chimp that just figured out how to walk without his knuckles.
I love that the video is titled about dead pigs, and out of context at 3:42 it looks like you are hanging birds by your ceiling fan. Quality shit, long time subscriber, keep it up
got to mention that the claws are made to hurt people not to climb, I think it called Bagh nakh, it's an India weapon used as an offhand. Mostly use it to claw face or wrists.
I got to dissect a couple of those and the smell is horrendous, but they are super fun to poke around. maybe a little science project for sam and his family?
Three videos in one week, bills must be due
I heard his wife bf just bought a pontoon. That thing aint gonna pay itself
@@winkiiiiegood one lol
Sam made fun of people who comment this joke.
Kids just passed their first spelling test their going to college for sure he needs to rack up some money now
He’s late on the other channels like die of laughter and the main one so he’s compensating
You could see the fear cut through Sam's façade of sociopathic contempt when he laid eyes upon that uranium ore. At last, something that he couldn't lie his way out of would finally get him.
A real Patrick Bateman moment.
😂
maybe he shouldnt of thrown uhh... uranium ore
At least he already had kids
And he proceeds to chuck it into the woods behind his house lol
Sam treated that pig carcass with the same love and care as he does for his kids.
truly a family man
Some might say he's a family guy
@@regyr081 hey Abbey, remember that one time we got a dead pig in the mail? That was fricken sweet
@@MrShotgunJake HOLY FREAKIN CRAP LOUIS ITS QUEEK HEADTAKA
True Florida man!
Petition to feed the pig to Zach
That would be like watching The Deep eat Timothy, dude.
Make him recreate the painting Saturn eating his son by Goya with the pig
That would be an amazing vid but that probably aint edible anymore
You won't do it...
petition to feed the uranium ore to abbey
there were ppl on twitter thinking sam faked this and sent himself this lol. they do not know sams fans
He barely even made a big deal out of it being there. It's also not the first time a pig carcass has been sent to a youtubers mail, I believe.
Yeah, like the guy with the gas mask, that is 100% graphic war footage of some war crime that took place in Ukraine
People who use twitter don't have brain cells, are you surprised?
@@UnfitToLive yeah and to be fair sending grade a uranium ore is exactly like his fans
For someone who's "not an embalmed pig kinda guy" he sure seemed to have fun with it.
Maybe we have different ideas of fun with corpses 😈
Damn, it took so long for Sam to open his mail that that live baby pig he sent himself asphyxiated itself from being unloved and mummified because it cried itself dry before it died.
that pig spent 6 weeks baking in Abby's Prius
Rofl😂
Abby doesn't get concerned if she finds womens panties in Sam's laundry because she knows he can't do better than her.
Are we sure about that
@@prashantteelucksingh2964 positive
She is pretty hot
@@prashantteelucksingh2964yes
thats true love
Genuinely understandable quiet panic upon the receipt of radioactive material
Not really as long as you dont eat it its fine and as a owner of a 60,000cpm source it isnt that dangerous with proper handling
@@gclynam_ch2000cpm is dangerous
The radiation is bot dangerous whatsoever unless you plan on eating it he can keep it on a high shelf in a sealed box
@@gclynam_ch I think it's the initial shock of receiving something they put in nuclear weapons
They also put water in nuclear weapons
I actually had that toy bird when I was a kid, I just remember it breaking almost immediately. I think throughout my childhood I owned at least three, and none of them lasted more than 2-3 flights. Never did it occur to me to stomp on the bird to break it faster. Sam is truly one of the greatest minds of our generation.
Sam is brave for showing the trees outside his place. The reddit detectives are ganna figure out where u live
Reddit doesn't do shit, you're mistaken with 4chan
And dear God don't let 4chan find out. Those autistic savants have the capacity to go full rainman & Sam will be receiving FedEx packages tomorrow morning at his home address filled with of jars of nut butter & pubes lol
It wouldn't be the 1st time... 🤡
Bro legit fucking has had uranium in is house. His poor kids
they can find you if you showed a small image of the corner of your room
thee only thing redditors know how to detect is a new shipment of funko pops at their local target
Can’t wait for the on-stream trials and subsequent public executions that will be held with judge Sam sporting the wig and gavel next time tarkov has drops
"You are sentenced to holding the uranium rock for 20 days"
He probably already has a guillotine coming in the mail. I imagine he will dedicate one of his kids bedrooms for the occasion. Such a sick bastard. Someone should really Nuremburg trial his ass, cause his existence is a crime against humanity; plain and simple. Homegrown terrorist, through and through. Poor Abby and the kids. Having to deal with the likes of Hitler on a daily basis. Must be tough, but I guess someone's gotta do it, ayyy? If it weren't for her and the kids, he'd have already shot up a mall, or sent anthrax to a politician via the mail. The man is goddamned terrorist.
Abby and the kids, we thank you for your service and sacrifice, living with Sam must be like living with the Devil. Your bravery and dedication to national security knows no bounds.
He thinks there's gonna be more Tarkov drop videos lmao
"Believe it or not I don't want a fucking embalmed pig, I know I see like an embalmed pig kind of guy, this ain't me dude"
*Immediately starts playing with the embalmed pig, making pig noises, and insulting it*
Pretty cool to think when Sam's kids are grown they'll be able to look back at these videos and learn so much about a younger Sam, same with the future generations
The perfect way to start a morning seeing "some dude mailed me a dead baby pig" on my phone
This man's face when he opens the package and sees an honest to god radiation warning on the package. You can see the genuine fear in his soul.
I’ve never seen a man walk that hard before, it…. Changed me.
That embalmed pig is typically sold for class dissections, I dissected one in high school and the smell of formaldehyde and preservatives is still burned into my mind
We dissected a baby shark in a room with no ac, ventilation, or windows in the middle of the school and were forced to keep the door shut because the smell permeated the entire school front to back. I can almost still taste the smell on hot days sometimes
@@GrandfatherGalactic I got it lucky with fresh squid even wrote my name with it's spine.
@@sarahmellinger3335 we did the most basic shit we just dissected a frog and that was abt it.
We did a cat and we had it stored in a wooden cabinet while we worked on it for an entire semester. (15 weeks)
Whoever called out his walk, thank you kind sir. I laughed so damn hard
these videos are like a goddamn fever dream
I like that Mail time used to be much raunchier, but as Sam has grown as both a person and a father, he starts to drift farther and farther from his old self, but then gets mail like he's still the old Sam. LOL
All jokes aside, proud of you for the personal growth Sam!
Idk if mandella the African time warlock is messing with me again, but I swear Sam said something specifically like "dont mail me a dead pig" or "ill keep doing this till someone sends me a dead pig"
Uh oh. I can remember it too. Me must investigate.
That does indeed ring a bell, honestly. But, Mandela is a cruel bastard with his time voodoo.
Knowing Sam's fans, that would explain why he received it.
i know one is safe, but could we theoretically give sam radiation poisoning if we all sent him small amounts of uranium in the mail and he stacked it all together on his table
Diabolical
Wayyy ahead of you. Ive sent 10
"believe it or not, i don't want an embalmed pig" felt
0:21 Notice, the flinch there, as same Sam's gamer senses are coming back to him. His reflexes are now potent, as the senile decadence of an old antelope. He's finally back to his former glory.
If scabby ever found underwear from one of sams mistresses, he could literally just say “Someone sent that to me for mail time” and it would be 100% believable due to people always sending him the most random shit.
He could have a whole other family with 4 kids and she would never know.
Abbey: "Hey sam where did these kids come from?!"
Gam: "Oh babe no i got that shit in the mail! Can you believe it right, people be wilin out here rofl"
@@lilboiUK @@lilboiUK
he's like a big kid lol. tying the bird to the ceiling fan and then making a ninja outfit out of the womens clothes
honestly my favorite mail opening video so far. love the stories in between packages.
i do NOT like the dead pig though.
My only gripe with Sam's content is that there is not enough of it.
Grr.
Only Sam would get Uranium Ore in the mail and ot NOT be the weirdest thing he got...
Sam's unboxing videos goes to show you can be autistic and still have a family, there's hope bros
Right on Sam. Love the dad story. You are a good one. 🙏✌️
8:00 as a butcher i wear those exact gloves under a pair of chainmails. Yours are good for stopping slices, but they offer zero protection from stabs. the chainmails stop stabs from going too deep. You still bleed but its never serious.
I dont slice myself if im wearing gloves. But even with them i get lil stabs all the time.
As a chef you really need to work on your knife skills
@@llab3903 no
3:55 he passed out He's going like 70 g's and bird physics.
I like how when he walks towards you, the combat music is playing implying you are in imminent danger.
Thanks BB for keeping us fed 😔🤞
My pleasure 😘
Sam is an outdoor cat who's favorite activity is scratching at trees. 🐈
I love the little oink Sam did for the pig
Sam might be the last person on the planet to own a live strong bracelet
I’m glad that Sam within the first minute of the video realized he needed to touch some grass. So proud of you Sam.
Are we just skipping over the uranium bit? That shit was hilarious- and it didn’t even make a (parentheses) portion of the video title.
Fun Fact: The Former Vocalist of the Norwegian band Mayhem mailed a dead crucified rat to the band for an audition
I am glad sam grabbed the ore preventing the possibility where one of his kids put it in their mouth. Even as an adult I still put stuff in my mouth that shouldn't be in there.
fucking hell when I saw Sam use the "food safe silver paint" all i could think of was anthrax in an aerosol spray, hope you stay healthy big man
Sam - "I know I seem like an embalmed pig kinda guy... This ain't me dude"
Narrator - *_"He was, in fact, an embalmed pig kinda guy"_*
Of course something literally revolving around Sam, would be his favorite gift.
Edit: Never thought I’d see you with paint huffer face.
I just fell asleep watching all the other mail vids and now you drop another one today is gonna be a hell of a day
Sam honoring his ancestral legacy by killing things in a river is amusing to me
I said to myself "If he doesn't cut to air humping that piglet at the end I'm unsubbing" glad I get to stay onboard
2:18 how Aquafps reacts to meeting minorities on the streets
Just spraying that bottle like there could be no way it could kill you.
Respect.
0:50 holy shit you wouldn't survive 5 minutes in a forest where there's a racoon taking a nap
the headset somehow makes his forehead look more gigantic, i love it
Honestly Sam stabbing at the screen brought up my trauma of my cousin chasing me with a knife and poking it through the door to scare me as a kid. Good times.
someone could mail a knife that was part of a murder and Sam would have his prints all over it. With his luck I could see that being a possibility
man knows how to hold a hog
I was waiting for that parrot to slam into the TV
If I remember correctly, uranium ore's radiation is alpha radiation and it can't pierce skin, so it's only dangerous only when ingested or gotten inside body otherwise
I like how he was more concerned about the tiny chunk of uranium than the pig carcass
sam is gonna be walking around the house singing to the tune of (staying alive by the bee gees) "well you can tell by the way i use my walk im an npc, got time to talk" with his npc walking ass LOL
Sam, you did not just throw radioactive material, into the wilderness, with living things...
I can *FEEL* my hazmat certification stabbing me in my sides right now
Raw uranium isn't nearly as dangerous as the lead bars I've been tossing in the creek.
😂 Sam does a whole segment to prove he doesn't walk like an NPC and does nothing but prove he walks like an NPC
seeing sam throwing it back confirms my suspicion that he has lost it.
"It's a piece of the Elephant's Foot" Goddamnit i lost it
did you check inside all of the items for hidden airtags or trackers before you brought items home?
I do the same at grocery stores. They like to hide trackers in velveeta and cheddar
11:30 Sam doesn't have an NPC walk, he has the shamble of either a man whose spine has three years left or a chimp that just figured out how to walk without his knuckles.
Cant wait for someone to mail in man on man love making vids and fun time toys
"I'm not an embalmed pig guy."
Proceeds to play with the embalmed piglet
“This is a piece of the elephants foot” -actual uranium😂😂
The ninja claws are great for scratching your scrote when you still want to get a few fingers to itch the hole behind it.
Custom made Sam's choice VHS box cover? You know how much that's worth?
Sam has decent taste when it comes to knives
Morakniv is based
@@lilorre15 garburg ftw but thats just the begining of my addiction
Throw around the old pig skin got me good.
the fucking silence after the bird stopped flapping was deafening
Sam: "This aint me dude"
Also Sam: "Ohhh his got his little tongue out, muhmhumhum"
I've come to the conclusion that Sam's a bubble boy. Man's is scared of everything.
Fuck, I was brushing my teeth and spat the mouthwash everywhere when he opened the Uranium ore. 😭🤣
This video made my cat go ballistic.
I love that the video is titled about dead pigs, and out of context at 3:42 it looks like you are hanging birds by your ceiling fan. Quality shit, long time subscriber, keep it up
I appreciate the uploads. Will have to send something. Not something fucked up, but practical
Can't be both?
You KNOW its a good episode when the uranium ore isnt the highlight
the way with the red dress he thought it was for his kids and then pulls out the underwear lmaooo
the fact he got sent uranium is just pure comedy
got to mention that the claws are made to hurt people not to climb, I think it called Bagh nakh, it's an India weapon used as an offhand. Mostly use it to claw face or wrists.
I'm gonna mail an amazing scented candle that smells amazing for about an hour until it hits the second layer and starts smelling like rancid diarrea
8:08 wore that kind of gloves while working in a meat packing plant. They work okay, usually wear 2 layers of them as well as a chainmail gauntlet.
That chainmail glove is good for shucking oysters
General Ham Sandwich has done it again
Ironically, throwing the ore probably made it rattle around and become more dangerous lmfao
I climb powerlines for a living and had the same thought when I saw the angle
We actually use that exact cut glove at the aquarium where I work when chopping seafood, so I can confirm it does work wonders.
POV: You died to the weakest enemy in the game and lost all your souls 8:32
Sam please never stop uploading these vids are soooo goood 😭
I got to dissect a couple of those and the smell is horrendous, but they are super fun to poke around. maybe a little science project for sam and his family?
That thing that giant moving blanket is blocking is called the sun.
That last line he said hit so good XD
17:47 for pig
He was really scared of the Uranium that is for sure.
Uranium and embalmed piggy. What a treat
They should have sent the pig in a jar floating in formaldehyde and green dye. That would make a sick Halloween decoration