"I like the Swedes" he says through gritted teeth

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  • Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
  • ‪@GeneralSam‬

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  • @SeneralGam
    @SeneralGam  2 роки тому +3930

    yeah i just kinda uploaded and hit publish on this without waiting for it to finish processing because im a bad motherfucker that eats eggs with hot sauce so some of you might not have audio until its done processing. just come back in an hour it should be done.
    keep it trill kings.

    • @humanbean4578
      @humanbean4578 2 роки тому +16

      thanks sam

    • @Mathen-g4n
      @Mathen-g4n 2 роки тому +7

      cringe

    • @brooxeyyy
      @brooxeyyy 2 роки тому +7

      oh aight bet i gotta do groceries anyways

    • @urmadhoe
      @urmadhoe 2 роки тому +44

      Trill, lol some ones been using the jive handbook

    • @TheOneAndOnlyFloridaMan
      @TheOneAndOnlyFloridaMan 2 роки тому

      Yo you need to stop hitting the vape before 5pm its scrambling your fucking brain

  • @ryancooper6260
    @ryancooper6260 2 роки тому +5968

    Hats off to the guy who tricked Sam to open a can of liquid fart

    • @LeafySword
      @LeafySword 2 роки тому +51

      Hats off to the comment that popped up without me clicking on comments and spoiling the video

    • @joshwaterman5526
      @joshwaterman5526 2 роки тому +16

      @@LeafySword huh?

    • @RedEarth20XDX
      @RedEarth20XDX 2 роки тому +7

      @@LeafySword what?

    • @deusvult8331
      @deusvult8331 2 роки тому +76

      @@LeafySword skill issue

    • @kappal3215
      @kappal3215 2 роки тому +10

      @@LeafySword problem?

  • @Pomothan
    @Pomothan 2 роки тому +1222

    Watching a video of a guy dig through stinky fart water like a racoon looking for a melted sugar cube brought me a sadistic joy I never knew I had.

    • @Hiihtopipa
      @Hiihtopipa Рік тому +19

      I instantly knew what video you were talking about 😂 poor raccoon.

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 Рік тому +3

      Noooo, the fairy floss!

  • @n00beh
    @n00beh 2 роки тому +3465

    he fell for the oldest trick in the book; the can of fish skeletons

    • @Blaze5x5x5
      @Blaze5x5x5 2 роки тому +33

      💀

    • @Bluehawk2008
      @Bluehawk2008 2 роки тому +65

      Lookin' like albino centipedes.

    • @isaiahvaiza5662
      @isaiahvaiza5662 2 роки тому +5

      @@Bluehawk2008 bruh i would've never thought of that 🤣🤣

    • @StgYCobalt
      @StgYCobalt 2 роки тому +3

      I been subbed to you for a while lol never thought I’d see you in general sams comments

    • @n00beh
      @n00beh 2 роки тому +4

      @@StgYCobalt i materialize in random places

  • @MW2isthebest123
    @MW2isthebest123 2 роки тому +156

    I love the running joke that he has like 4 cameras set up and is almost never looking at the one he is talking to.

  • @viktorandersson1493
    @viktorandersson1493 2 роки тому +1637

    calling surströmming our apple pie sent a chill down my spine

    • @Zyrodil
      @Zyrodil 2 роки тому +116

      @@tron-8140 Nah, our "Apple Pie" is... well, I guess it'd be meatballs?
      I'm a Swede and I've never touched Surströmming and I don't know one that have either. Surströmming was probably dying out as a food before people started making challenge videos about it.

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 роки тому +56

      @@tron-8140 Swedish "apple pie" would probably be kanelbullar (cinnamon rolls but without all the goo that Americans smear on top).

    • @drichmo
      @drichmo 2 роки тому +9

      @@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation sounds even better than an American cinnamon roll

    • @beefchickens1208
      @beefchickens1208 2 роки тому

      bars

    • @rigamarooh
      @rigamarooh 2 роки тому +88

      @@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation you mean frosting?? Bro your apple pie is cinnamon rolls without frosting????

  • @sirweebs2914
    @sirweebs2914 2 роки тому +498

    As a learned chef who critiqued non of your "cooking skills" prior I do have to say, the cutting with a sharp kitchen knive almost touching the inside of your forearm technique is commendable. I have never seen such confidence.

    • @Chubby_Lemon
      @Chubby_Lemon 11 місяців тому +4

      its safer to use a semi-blunt knife and press really really hard, and make sure its pointed away from your chest and directly towards your arm (so they cant see it)
      super safe and effective

    • @TheVincenzoGaming
      @TheVincenzoGaming 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Chubby_Lemon no, obviously you use a superheated blunt knife so you the heat 'cuts' through the food with no risk to your arm. If somehow you do damage your forearm, the heat of the knife instantly and painlessly cauterizes the wound, meaning you wont bleed out

    • @Tommymad1
      @Tommymad1 9 місяців тому +1

      I recently used the accidentally let your thumb slip out while chopping cilantro and cut the tip off technique. Highly effective. I think sam should try that out

    • @sirweebs2914
      @sirweebs2914 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Tommymad1 very smart, now you have chopped salantra but also possibly no finger prints for future salantra heists down at the store. Clever.

  • @bajshonas
    @bajshonas 2 роки тому +4866

    As a swede I will forever stand by that whoever eats surströmming willingly for a 2nd time is not alright and you should watch out for them.

    • @Zuignap
      @Zuignap 2 роки тому +89

      So if everyone is disgusted by it, why is it still made?

    • @zack-lk8if
      @zack-lk8if 2 роки тому +291

      @@Zuignap same reason vegemite is still made

    • @LaxMurra
      @LaxMurra 2 роки тому +199

      The smell is a lot worse than the taste. But still.. the only people I know who actually enjoy it are old geezers. It's an acquired taste. That can is well past it's prime though.

    • @lukellama7210
      @lukellama7210 2 роки тому +57

      @@zack-lk8if you know they actually like vegimite right?

    • @ColemN
      @ColemN 2 роки тому +5

      @@Zuignap there are way worse things people eat out there in the world

  • @rustyshackleford1508
    @rustyshackleford1508 2 роки тому +25

    I love how he left his smart watch on while opening the can underwater so all that fermented fish shit smell could get nice and deep in there

  • @gustavlagrell
    @gustavlagrell 2 роки тому +3187

    As a Swede I couldn’t be more proud to be from Sweden. No one else has been able to make Sam so appalled before and that is a fucking achievement.

    • @AnyBerlinWall
      @AnyBerlinWall 2 роки тому +78

      Did you see that can? If i opened a fat bulging can of what I'm expecting to be a bunch of old fish and get nothing but spines and ribcages i would be appalled too

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 2 роки тому +15

      hey as a swede have you ever seen that happen to a can of surstromming???

    • @mgntstr
      @mgntstr 2 роки тому +11

      @@AnyBerlinWall yes, as a swede I would cut out the part where I threw the fish away and make a gag video instead of gagging from eating that shit.

    • @andreholmgren1336
      @andreholmgren1336 2 роки тому +3

      Im a swede and i would never eat that

    • @zade8586
      @zade8586 2 роки тому +9

      @@mgntstr You clearly haven't seen his series of literally "cursed" meals where he just tries to eat the worst stuff possible. Its not because of fear or something, stop getting overly defensive over a can of rotting fish.

  • @Schnabetier
    @Schnabetier 2 роки тому +87

    The bleached out Aqua mask that looks like he genuinely used the skin of a real human and the cup/bowl of the cut open head give that whole space the patented "snuff film in the making" feeling.
    Additionally the slightly nervous way that Sam looks out of frame every few seconds (at the other camera, but without a cut we can't see that) make it look like he is being held there against his will and occasionally glancing at his kidnapper in a silent cry for help, pleading for his life.
    Great stuff.

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 2 роки тому +1

      no, its just hos wife.

    • @BunnyArisu
      @BunnyArisu 2 роки тому +2

      It's cause he pissed on the seat. Once the camera stops, he's done for, and he knows it.

  • @MrTallon
    @MrTallon 2 роки тому +1814

    This went from a 2015 challenge video to just Sam eating a potato sandwich real quick

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 2 роки тому +7

      and it was delicious

    • @SG-us4gz
      @SG-us4gz 2 роки тому +20

      Sometimes life is just about the potato sandwiches we eat along the way.

  • @heeanoren6365
    @heeanoren6365 2 роки тому +303

    As a Swede every time Sam insults our country I smile and think “That’s me!”

    • @richpryor9650
      @richpryor9650 2 роки тому +18

      Yeah Switzerland is a pretty weird place.

    • @EliaKnudsen
      @EliaKnudsen 2 роки тому +16

      As a Dane, every time Sam insults your country I smile and think "yes, he is right"

  • @sleepykappa.
    @sleepykappa. 2 роки тому +728

    The fact Sam just tipped the fermented fish water into his yard has most definitely killed all the plant matter within 30 metres of the shit.

    • @igotchuoncamera3012
      @igotchuoncamera3012 2 роки тому +98

      Every cat in a 100 mile radius will be in his yard too 🤣

    • @decorumlopez9147
      @decorumlopez9147 2 роки тому +59

      Sam is now known as Father of Flies.

    • @lbzen
      @lbzen 2 роки тому +53

      I would think it would fertilize the lawn

    • @dbabdbbbghbb
      @dbabdbbbghbb 2 роки тому +34

      I bet it’s actually great for the grass.

    • @bickyboo7789
      @bickyboo7789 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah I had to snitch on Sam to the EPA for that bullshit

  • @RunaRuiz
    @RunaRuiz 2 роки тому +184

    Even though i am Finnish i have lived in Sweden for more than 10 years now.
    And honestly from observing and learning only mentaly ill people or old people eat surströmming willingly.
    The tale of the food is even that a group of us finns scammed some swedes into eating rotten fish and they came back for seconds.

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman Рік тому +6

      Bold words for the people that eat lutefisk

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman Рік тому

      "The tale of the food", sure, like the tale in which a group of swedes fed their used toilet paper to the finns and they came back for more but with more poo on it this time.
      I think that happened right after or before your tale took place, right?

    • @heddelinpralin1481
      @heddelinpralin1481 Рік тому +1

      It’s just bc they can’t fish crawfish in norrland. That’s literally why people are into it, they need a substitute to fresh crawfish

    • @snottytoe6957
      @snottytoe6957 11 місяців тому

      @@heddelinpralin1481 I know they are called mud bugs in some places, but you are supposed to fucking wash the mud and shit off and out of them first.

    • @heddelinpralin1481
      @heddelinpralin1481 11 місяців тому +1

      @@snottytoe6957 isn’t uh. Isn’t that usually how you prepare food

  • @7Mirino
    @7Mirino 2 роки тому +976

    "i pissed on the toiled seat" had me gutted

    • @BigYous
      @BigYous 2 роки тому +29

      The Chris Benoit shirt is the cherry on top

    • @adamm2091
      @adamm2091 2 роки тому +3

      @@BigYous the "why" behind his "incident" has never been clearer

    • @lollercoaster2010
      @lollercoaster2010 2 роки тому +10

      fuck yeah dude, THAT RULES

    • @minebros190
      @minebros190 2 роки тому +2

      didn’t brian get shit on in a vid for pissing on the seat.

    • @Aydamnify
      @Aydamnify 2 роки тому

      Sam is the kind of guy, I would never live together with.

  • @J4NTT3R1
    @J4NTT3R1 2 роки тому +419

    As a Finnish person hearing Sweden getting roasted to bits feels awesome.

    • @jonatanlj747
      @jonatanlj747 2 роки тому +15

      It's okay lil buddy, daddy loves you too

    • @sentimentalmariner590
      @sentimentalmariner590 2 роки тому +5

      Lots of respect to you Finnish your nation may be small, but your people are strong.

    • @gabeeen6158
      @gabeeen6158 2 роки тому +3

      @@jonatanlj747 hahah but hurt?

    • @JohnDoe-qh5xg
      @JohnDoe-qh5xg Рік тому +3

      @@jonatanlj747 fun fact Finns are older than swedes

    • @TheDirtyPhil
      @TheDirtyPhil Рік тому +5

      @@JohnDoe-qh5xg dude Finland didn’t exist since 1900 after Sweden let it go after the russians. So i call bs lol

  • @trek5900cyclist
    @trek5900cyclist 2 роки тому +377

    Neighborhood cats and dogs are going to be making pilgrimages to where you dumped that nasty water in the yard

    • @Adumb_
      @Adumb_ 2 роки тому

      Sam just created a feline holy sight which the cats will develop a religion around eventually building a civilisation which will wipe out humanity.
      Add it to the list of fucked up things Sweden has caused

    • @NathCraft27
      @NathCraft27 2 роки тому

      The grass on that spot is going to grow a foot tall by the time it is time to mow the rest of the tard

    • @Vok250
      @Vok250 Рік тому +3

      They have bears in north Florida? My grandad once buried some rotten chowder and the bears dug it up and wouldn't leave for days.

  • @FeralKobold
    @FeralKobold 2 роки тому +17

    This genuinely one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while, just how everything is said so seriously with a straight face. It reminds me so much of my estranged brother

  • @cpom5075
    @cpom5075 2 роки тому +801

    As one guy pointed out, Sam wearing a Chris Benoit shirt is definitely foreshadowing something.

    • @WiretheAlligator
      @WiretheAlligator 2 роки тому +66

      It's Cumtown merch so it's even better

    • @CssHDmonster
      @CssHDmonster 2 роки тому +8

      it just means that he wants to be the GOAT like chris

    • @autr3553
      @autr3553 2 роки тому +50

      @@WiretheAlligator don’t dead name it, it’s the adam friedland show now

    • @kpomega6
      @kpomega6 2 роки тому

      Holy fuck 😂

    • @MightyAmygdala
      @MightyAmygdala 2 роки тому +2

      Who is Crispen Wah?

  • @helgasthunter
    @helgasthunter 2 роки тому +17

    I like how a baby apron on a grown man just ends up being a plate carrier

  • @BigBoyDuckie
    @BigBoyDuckie 2 роки тому +1347

    its so funny how almost everything in that can just fucking disintegrated

    • @lurpjewul
      @lurpjewul 2 роки тому +14

      He threw it away lol

    • @jeremiahthethird3827
      @jeremiahthethird3827 2 роки тому +113

      @@lurpjewul nope, it just disintegrated when it came in contact with water

    • @lurpjewul
      @lurpjewul 2 роки тому +8

      @@jeremiahthethird3827 actually i dont think so. /swedish person

    • @Lahnmohr
      @Lahnmohr 2 роки тому +140

      @@lurpjewul What do you expect him to do? Swim in that damn fish water to gain the essence of Sweden, prep a fish bone sandwich, or pop a wheelie before chugging it upside down?!?!

    • @lurpjewul
      @lurpjewul 2 роки тому +4

      @@Lahnmohr it eats the fish!!

  • @josephbode3645
    @josephbode3645 2 роки тому +40

    This was anti-climactic but in like the most entertaining in best way possible I would almost be disappointed if there was actually fish in there.

  • @theguyonyoutube4826
    @theguyonyoutube4826 2 роки тому +1522

    I feel like watching Sam is like watching someone fail at being a youtuber yet at the same time be incredibly entertaining. What a mind fuck

    • @titoorkl1147
      @titoorkl1147 2 роки тому +14

      DUDE THATS PERFECTLY SAID! like i love watching sams stuff but he don't get too many views anymore QQ

    • @Deadbeatcow
      @Deadbeatcow 2 роки тому +36

      @@titoorkl1147 he gets hundreds of thousands of views per video?

    • @wtfman2049
      @wtfman2049 2 роки тому +25

      @@titoorkl1147 this is his second channel and it has 150k subs?

    • @Ω3103ζ
      @Ω3103ζ 2 роки тому +4

      its like watching someone slowly descending into insanity

    • @theguyonyoutube4826
      @theguyonyoutube4826 2 роки тому +9

      @@titoorkl1147 yeah I was speaking more to the content in the video, less the performance. I think sam is doing quite well.

  • @llRecks
    @llRecks 2 роки тому +4

    I bet if you left that tub of water to evaporate in the sun you would have been left with one whole fish fillet.

  • @grape1soda
    @grape1soda 2 роки тому +646

    Sam's hairline shrinks as his resentment grows.

    • @nathanielsmith7019
      @nathanielsmith7019 2 роки тому +4

      nahnahnah
      his forehead is just getting into the double digits

  • @samgopnik6638
    @samgopnik6638 2 роки тому +8

    I love how he keep blaming Swedish people for the food but the original sender of the can is from Lithuania

  • @spike7507
    @spike7507 2 роки тому +976

    as a norwegian i can confirm your channel will blow up in norway.
    you will now gain 5 mil subs which coinsidentaly is almost the population of norway
    good job on depicting sweden fairly.

    • @nikitajensen4587
      @nikitajensen4587 2 роки тому +13

      Vi kan kjøpe hele Sverige om vi vil ua-cam.com/video/9hSO7x8oLnI/v-deo.html

    • @guzze1001
      @guzze1001 2 роки тому +1

      Du vet tydligen inte vad gdp är för något och det märks din jävla nolla :) Utan oss vore ni inget

    • @MeatMonsterMan
      @MeatMonsterMan 2 роки тому +64

      Norway is clearly the superior Scandinavian country, not joining the EU was a good thing.

    • @kafkabigmon
      @kafkabigmon 2 роки тому +3

      r/norway

    • @SN00RAS
      @SN00RAS 2 роки тому

      @@MeatMonsterMan no it sucks, way more expensive and just a shitty country to be frank

  • @NihilisticGoliath
    @NihilisticGoliath 2 роки тому +11

    "This puts the 'anus' in heinous."
    That's a good one.

  • @ryannocera6690
    @ryannocera6690 2 роки тому +342

    "the boys are back in town, you're gonna be able to buy a sodie pop." 30 seconds in and my sides are already in orbit

    • @maxluong2
      @maxluong2 9 місяців тому

      idont get it

    • @ryannocera6690
      @ryannocera6690 9 місяців тому

      @@maxluong2 he was referring to a fan sending him old natsee coins

    • @maxluong2
      @maxluong2 9 місяців тому

      @@ryannocera6690 im more confused now what does sodiepops have to do with natzee coins

    • @TheHungryLotad
      @TheHungryLotad 9 місяців тому

      @@maxluong2it’s a joke that if the boys are back in town (they come back) you’ll have some spare change to buy a soda. Loses every ounce of comedic value when you have to dissect it like this lmfao

    • @maxluong2
      @maxluong2 9 місяців тому

      @@TheHungryLotad Oh ok not sure what the natzee coins have anything to do with it lmao

  • @littlehollowwzd5985
    @littlehollowwzd5985 2 роки тому +3

    8:15 now that's a winning smile. what a handsome young man

  • @PizzaBill
    @PizzaBill 2 роки тому +94

    Nothing like watching a guy sift through fish water with his hands.

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 2 роки тому +7

      This is the quality youtube content I don't pay for.

  • @Suckmyleftnutbro
    @Suckmyleftnutbro 2 роки тому +1

    Bro your delivery and jokes sounds like norm McDonald mad funny always can make me smile bro thanks

  • @hetzapark
    @hetzapark 2 роки тому +228

    11:35 Sam reaction reminds of that raccoon that accidently dissolved it's cotton candy..

  • @DeFiDylan
    @DeFiDylan 2 роки тому +14

    The weirdest takeaway I have from this video is that I purchased an electric can-opener after watching. 31 years old, and had no fuckin' idea they existed.
    No longer shall I struggle cranking lids with my old opener. The machine will do it for me. I have ascended.

    • @SilvaDreams
      @SilvaDreams 2 роки тому +1

      Dude we had an electric can opener back in the 80's, they even had battery operated ones but they kind of sucked.. The hand cranked ones work a hell of a lot better for bigger can by far though.

  • @Nest0ri
    @Nest0ri 2 роки тому +28

    11:51 say goodbye to the grass, it will never grow back there

  • @Salt_Spire
    @Salt_Spire 2 роки тому

    The pain you put yourself through is equivalent to a single like from me sir
    -bless you.

  • @zwaffel
    @zwaffel 2 роки тому +141

    8:22 this caught me off guard and made me shit my pants from the laughter

    • @psychomantisftwyeet1744
      @psychomantisftwyeet1744 2 роки тому +32

      The metallic "click" gets me every time.

    • @KjKase
      @KjKase 2 роки тому +3

      I laughed so hard at that, wasn't expecting it at all rofl.

    • @fakename287
      @fakename287 2 роки тому +4

      It's the cup song if you listen closely

  • @13chomp4
    @13chomp4 9 місяців тому

    I've actually watched this like 4 times over the past year. Fantastic.

  • @LW1773
    @LW1773 2 роки тому +83

    Sam literally said eating someone's pickles and meat was a terrible idea and immediately proceeds to eat more food sent in the mail by strangers.
    Excellent

    • @lupe323
      @lupe323 2 роки тому

      He can’t contain his inner fatkid

    • @gobineko8121
      @gobineko8121 Рік тому +9

      To be fair, this was a professionally sealed container and the other guys thing was homemade/packaged pickles and jerky.

    • @aleksanderborowczak3830
      @aleksanderborowczak3830 Рік тому

      Because this can was from a factory and sealed so you know there is no botulin or fucking arsenic in it

    • @DiamondMinerDJC00
      @DiamondMinerDJC00 10 місяців тому +2

      @@gobineko8121 Yet the homemade pickles and jerky were still somehow better than this.

  • @MeBeSuX0rz
    @MeBeSuX0rz 2 роки тому +1

    "THERE'S NOTHING FUCKING IN HERE"
    XD

  • @xtwbenchx
    @xtwbenchx 2 роки тому +24

    I like how you edited it to make it seem like there was no stink meat in there so you didn't actually have to eat it. Excellent work, brother!

  • @chickenpurple6704
    @chickenpurple6704 Рік тому +2

    7 minutes of foreplay before he opens the goddamn can. Thank you for this edging sesh

  • @nf5113
    @nf5113 2 роки тому +357

    This man has the gall to look like a dad and still upload things that ain't dad jokes I want 3 and a half hours of Sam calmly reading dad jokes to his kid a chuckling to himself

    • @Zeecontainers
      @Zeecontainers 2 роки тому +9

      You just missed the video

    • @Zeecontainers
      @Zeecontainers 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/nGJDmcud84A/v-deo.html&

    • @sc0ner783
      @sc0ner783 2 роки тому +5

      Watch the package opening stream, it's literally 3 hours of dad jokes

  • @pauls.7288
    @pauls.7288 2 роки тому

    Sam you're the best and everytime I see an upload from you I get excited. As a long time viewer I just thought I needed to tell you this. Ok now I'm gonna watch the rest of the video.

  • @Pompadour_Pug
    @Pompadour_Pug 2 роки тому +130

    Sam's starting to perfect the horizontal back-to-front comb over haircut. Really makes sure the forehead gets covered. Not a single soul can tell his hair follicles are fleeing faster than the French with a white flag.

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 2 роки тому +1

    Shout out to North Florida. :D

  • @baronvonblaspheme6731
    @baronvonblaspheme6731 2 роки тому +455

    The heat must have souped it, damn shame. But to be honest you really didn't miss anything. Tastes like yeast and salt, kind of reminds me of your fanbase

  • @hannahbrown2728
    @hannahbrown2728 Рік тому +4

    My favorite part of this guys videos are how his fanbase is *constantly* dragging him through the mud so eloquently.

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi 2 роки тому +98

    _"Oh, no, not the Swedes! Not the Swedes! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, they're in my eyes! My eyes! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!"_
    *-Nicolas Cage*

  • @DeathDealer1825
    @DeathDealer1825 Рік тому +1

    😂😂 his face when his wife was mad about him pissing on the toilet seat lmao he doesn't give a shit also the shirt of Chris Benoit's lat pulldown machine😂😂😂

  • @hallowedjuggler350
    @hallowedjuggler350 2 роки тому +465

    This video truly gives us a new lens on Sam’s relationship with Abby (however tf you spell her name) we think that Sam is the asshole in the relationship who would deprive Abby of a real happy life, but now from this couple of seconds we see Abby is the one with the iron fist that just destroys Sam emotionally and physically, you are in my thoughts and prayers Sam my boy and we will get you out of there soon

    • @damn678
      @damn678 2 роки тому +4

      Wut what do you mean dude

    • @GickelsGaming
      @GickelsGaming 2 роки тому +16

      Same. Poor Sam

    • @hidenfn
      @hidenfn 2 роки тому

      She really does seem like a bad bitch from that snippet lmao

    • @richpryor9650
      @richpryor9650 2 роки тому +48

      Our boy is whipped harder than any scene in Django unchained.

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 2 роки тому +31

      @@damn678 She forces him to eat dill.

  • @Goofygooberston
    @Goofygooberston 2 роки тому +2

    So now Florida has yet another invasive species, the Swedish bonefish. Thank you Sam, for contributing to the royal rumble of nature that is the state of Florida.

  • @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu
    @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu 2 роки тому +53

    The fish liquidates if you leave the can for too long, I've seen it happen multiple times.

    • @VeryUnkind
      @VeryUnkind 2 роки тому +8

      Its best before date is next year, when are you supposed to get it?

    • @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu
      @YOQUE2xgpxTRiu 2 роки тому +19

      @@VeryUnkind I think it also has an ideal condition for storage. So I guess Sam left it in the PO box for too long, then.

    • @SwedePlaysGames
      @SwedePlaysGames 2 роки тому +1

      @@VeryUnkind In the stores it's usually stored in the refrigerator

    • @MeatMonsterMan
      @MeatMonsterMan 2 роки тому +5

      If you store it incorrectly it usually results in the entire can just becoming soup, there's normally a lot of liquid regardless though I don't recall it looking that "distinguished" and "flavorful" it's a shame really, Sam should have done the right thing and taken a sip or two, I know I would have.

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 2 роки тому +2

      @@MeatMonsterMan You would take a sip of that fermented fish soup? My hat is off for you good sir

  • @erikreddington461
    @erikreddington461 2 роки тому +1

    8:23 ya got me ya bastard. Jesus Christ. Horrible always makes the best funny.

  • @Me55enger
    @Me55enger 2 роки тому +45

    Sam wearing the culinary equivalent of a hexgrid plate carrier seems somewhat appropriate.

  • @T3koner
    @T3koner 11 місяців тому

    "Damn that's a spicy bit of fish there"😂😂😢😢

  • @durhamdavis979
    @durhamdavis979 2 роки тому +44

    Sam should do the southern version of this with Vienna sausages and potted meat

    • @rougenarwhal8378
      @rougenarwhal8378 2 роки тому +7

      Vienna sausages are fucking delicious I'll have you know, potted luncheon is actually fermented in the devil's colon we dont so much as look at that shit consentually

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 2 роки тому

      He did already actually

    • @durhamdavis979
      @durhamdavis979 2 роки тому +1

      @@rougenarwhal8378 Don't get me wrong I love a good can of bbq vienna sausages

    • @draconicdolor5523
      @draconicdolor5523 2 роки тому

      @@rougenarwhal8378 no no no, potted meat slaps so fucking hard, just that on bread with some mustard omg

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast Рік тому

      @@draconicdolor5523 I liked mine on crackers and Tabasco hot sauce mixed in

  • @lonotalonota5779
    @lonotalonota5779 9 місяців тому

    whoever sent the can, thank you

  • @meatbiscut
    @meatbiscut 2 роки тому +18

    I’ve actually seen this before. It all degenerated most likely due to over fermentation in the hot.

  • @clyntsouth3592
    @clyntsouth3592 2 роки тому

    I like how Sam's daughter's bib looks like My Baby's First Bulletproof Vest, very Florida.

  • @azidoazide6515
    @azidoazide6515 2 роки тому +75

    8:23 The hardest Sam has ever made me laugh

  • @diabeticmonkey
    @diabeticmonkey Рік тому +1

    The water plus the heat sure did wonders

  • @JewerlyAutomata
    @JewerlyAutomata 2 роки тому +24

    8:23 I really felt that one

  • @Beano_man
    @Beano_man 2 роки тому

    you just added so much nutrients to your lawn that your grass will be the nicest in town

  • @erukuish
    @erukuish 2 роки тому +89

    You know as a Swede I just enjoy to be relevant even if its Sam roasting my countrymen for 15 minutes.

    • @Craider79
      @Craider79 2 роки тому

      Han sagde jo bare sandheden om jer! 😀(Translation: Danish for "he was just speaking the truth about you!") Sorry It was a mandatory comment!

    • @tedfritzart
      @tedfritzart 2 роки тому +10

      @@Craider79 akta så jag inte kommer över isen igen

    • @Craider79
      @Craider79 2 роки тому +1

      @@tedfritzart #FreeSkåne

    • @viikmaqic
      @viikmaqic 2 роки тому +1

      @@Craider79 Danmark.. looking for a swedish can of whoopass again? CAROLUS REX!

    • @Craider79
      @Craider79 2 роки тому +3

      @@viikmaqic Well when it comes to that it's Sweden 1 - Denmark 47. Breaking a treaty and crossing the ice gave you your 1 so - you needed dirty tricks to get it... Bring it 😀Read the whole history m8 and not just the selective 1 war! Remember we used to own you - yet you never owned us!
      - Also - It seems we are in several alliances so... I mean we will be be there to defend you if Putin starts to mess with you! No one messes with our brothers other than us! 😀

  • @karinemw
    @karinemw 2 роки тому +1

    This man dunked his smart watch in liquid farts

  • @palu7937
    @palu7937 2 роки тому +15

    As a Swede I have never been so proud, AND NAH NAH IF YOU WANT THE NORWEAGAN "SURTRÖMMING" You get BROWN CHEESE

    • @jeffbezos2960
      @jeffbezos2960 2 роки тому

      That stuff is delicious what the hell are you talking about it's just sweet sharp salty cheese

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 2 роки тому

      @@jeffbezos2960 Sounds actually good. Sorry Swede Palu, I think you might be wrong on that one.

  • @Zharrgrim
    @Zharrgrim 2 роки тому +2

    Wow, that sounds like a healthy marriage

  • @finalxcx
    @finalxcx 2 роки тому +33

    2:40 best part of being married. when the wife gets mad, i "forget" to lift the seat, every time.

    • @hashbrown777
      @hashbrown777 2 роки тому

      Ah cool, 'i punish my wife by making her think my cock dont work', cool, cool xD
      I never lift the seat, cause I can aim lol

  • @yaboipepe2075
    @yaboipepe2075 Рік тому +1

    “Woah its packed loads of food, edible food”😂😂😂😂

  • @gustavsjolund9951
    @gustavsjolund9951 2 роки тому +47

    As a Swede I have never met anyone who genuinely enjoys this, keep in mind I only know like 4 people who have actually tried it.

    • @MeatMonsterMan
      @MeatMonsterMan 2 роки тому +5

      I've eaten an entire can, had no issues, though anyone who witnessed the event was thoroughly disgusted, and no longer wishes to know me...

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 2 роки тому

      I watched this swede guy before that ate and prepared it like Sam tried to do in this video. He really seemed to enjoy it, must be an anomaly

    • @HarrDarr
      @HarrDarr 2 роки тому +4

      @@etholus1000 it's ok, if you prepare it outdoors and eat it outdoors the smell is not a bother with proper precaution and after that, it doesn't taste like the smell at all, its basically just a little weird salty fish with potatoes, onion and sourcream. can't really emulate the flavor, so its quite unique

    • @Rubrouck1220
      @Rubrouck1220 2 роки тому

      It's good as fuck, a real umami bomb.

    • @MeatMonsterMan
      @MeatMonsterMan 2 роки тому +1

      @@HarrDarr As a non-Swede who has eaten it on it's own, I can see it being alright when used with other food, the smell is supremely upsetting, which is what I was met with after making a bet that I could consume it. Never doubted myself more than that moment. Still won, didn't enjoy it so much but I think a lot of people would be surprised comparing the taste to the smell, though as far as I'm aware even in Sweden it's not commonly consumed as a drunk summer food anymore.
      "It's like eating a can of Tuna while vividly thinking about what Chris Chan did." - Me

  • @HighMunten
    @HighMunten 2 роки тому

    Haha up yours Sam! Cant find anything bad about us Swedes.

  • @shawndoslice
    @shawndoslice 2 роки тому +24

    Holy shit I never knew that could happen to surstromming, only in a Sam video would it do that

  • @GrWoppddgg9
    @GrWoppddgg9 2 роки тому +6

    I’m Swede and yes it’s discussing asf. Ate it in the summer outside and a swarm of flies appeared out of nowhere. First and last time of my life.

  • @hunterhermes9997
    @hunterhermes9997 2 роки тому +8

    seen better looking water come out of a sewer line than what pours out at 10:11

  • @0megabnning
    @0megabnning 2 роки тому +1

    You somehow offended the surströmming enough that it vanished.

  • @daniel_cvlh1761
    @daniel_cvlh1761 2 роки тому +9

    i love how he saved aqua from the camping trip

  • @Scott-ir5eg
    @Scott-ir5eg 2 роки тому

    Looking good Sam.

  • @DeimosTheDude
    @DeimosTheDude 2 роки тому +13

    He says silently

  • @austinaynes1937
    @austinaynes1937 Рік тому +1

    Cap't Crunch
    Oops! All Spines

  • @Maxx-kq5qh
    @Maxx-kq5qh 2 роки тому +8

    Damn, that gun gig part was REALLY well made and really disturbing at loud volume, call me puss but i flinched mate

  • @nuc13ar
    @nuc13ar 2 роки тому +1

    turned a 16oz can into a whole load of dishes

  • @coomworth3607
    @coomworth3607 2 роки тому +5

    I love watching Sam slowly realize his dream of becoming a mukbang channel

  • @petmyrock
    @petmyrock 2 роки тому +2

    Never thought I would see Sam feed his grass fish.

  • @stephaniepotts8256
    @stephaniepotts8256 2 роки тому +5

    Cmon king you could have made your brother eat that.

    • @DivineSkyHD
      @DivineSkyHD 2 роки тому

      Well now as you must of seen there was nothing to eat....but there was somthing to drink 🤔

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 роки тому +1

    I'm so happy to see my country's culture spread around the world

    • @etholus1000
      @etholus1000 2 роки тому

      Even if it's through a fermented fish. But honestly it was historically important for your people. Now, not many a swede would partake with it though

  • @ziggygunz2447
    @ziggygunz2447 2 роки тому +12

    Sam hit the nail on the head most of the "arm chair chefs" in the comments couldn't do any better themselves they've just watched enough food network and cooking youtube to know what looks wrong

    • @BronzedBeast
      @BronzedBeast Рік тому +1

      The funniest part is a big portion are underage kids that can barely make their own cup of ramen.

  • @wesd3370
    @wesd3370 5 місяців тому +1

    Looks like something your brother would like.

  • @MegaTrojan21
    @MegaTrojan21 2 роки тому +4

    "No one needs this much dill." Have you met Russian/Slav cooking?

  • @jjones503
    @jjones503 2 роки тому

    Digging the new plate carrier. Very Greyman.

  • @dimrocksosabby2553
    @dimrocksosabby2553 Рік тому +4

    as a fellow floridian the gas station comment about the pickled jars of stuff usually with like little ziploc baggies an 1 pair of old tongs is a classic. Only seen one human being ever actually get a pickled egg from one an tbh he looked like you could inject him with a virus an he wouldn't get sick so I think they're just for a different breed

  • @Drappen
    @Drappen Рік тому

    I wouldnt say we are the most proud over that...

  • @fungalsquirt9379
    @fungalsquirt9379 2 роки тому +22

    Sam just fell for the oldest trick in the book. Opened up a can of fart water thinking there was fish

  • @alphakilotv
    @alphakilotv 2 роки тому

    the bib makes it look like you're wearing some next gen plate carrier lmfao

  • @originalnackster3743
    @originalnackster3743 2 роки тому +5

    I'm guessing that the fish dissolved due to being stored too hot for too long. The recommendation is to keep it refridgerated.
    There have been stories about cans of surströmming "exploding" after being left in cars on sunny summer days, effectively rendering the cars stinking, unsellable biohazards.

  • @balazsfoldes4700
    @balazsfoldes4700 Рік тому +1

    Probably the meat just got so disintegrated that it's basically became a water soluble paste.

  • @angrydragonslayer
    @angrydragonslayer Рік тому +10

    I'm just amazed at how nobody (even swedish channels) seems to be able to get non-disintegrated surströmming
    The few times i've eaten it, it has been like in the image he showed of how it's supposed to be

    • @GaMeRfReAkLIVE
      @GaMeRfReAkLIVE 11 місяців тому +5

      As soon as it leaves your borders the magic wears off and it all falls apart

  • @allentaylor3572
    @allentaylor3572 2 роки тому

    "just a bunch of fish water" Classic.

  • @goodbudgeorge3060
    @goodbudgeorge3060 2 роки тому +5

    I think water fucked it up i dont think that can rot so much that it disappears