You've just been born and your parents do this.

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  • @darkkoi_
    @darkkoi_ 4 роки тому +10365

    *Dr. Doofenshmirtz:* "It all began on the day of my actual birth, both of my parents failed to show up."

  • @checkyourbatteryboi6916
    @checkyourbatteryboi6916 4 роки тому +9117

    “It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both my parents failed to show up.”

    • @yarielrobles9003
      @yarielrobles9003 4 роки тому +324

      Nice reference

    • @hayzmation5354
      @hayzmation5354 4 роки тому +332

      _Perry the Platypus sits in silence and listens, while simultaneously reversing the -inator’s wiring_

    • @timgels2918
      @timgels2918 4 роки тому +13

      Lmao

    • @hadijahpatangari6820
      @hadijahpatangari6820 4 роки тому +26

      The first thing that I think after I watch this.

    • @Yuujiji
      @Yuujiji 4 роки тому +10

      Pin this comment caleb

  • @DynamicAero
    @DynamicAero 4 роки тому +3518

    "You see where there could be some confusion, right?"
    *"NoOoOooO"*

    • @brianfikes3931
      @brianfikes3931 4 роки тому +23

      Best part

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +8

      @@brianfikes3931 worst part is you being born and commenting such a unoriginal reply that took you less than 5 seconds to come up with

    • @coreywells6765
      @coreywells6765 4 роки тому +52

      @@livetochange974 worst part is being an asshole for no reason

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +1

      @@coreywells6765 worst part is being able to draw your mother unclothed perfectly and posting it on my instagram account...got any other insults ?

    • @lofihip-hop5834
      @lofihip-hop5834 4 роки тому +9

      @@livetochange974 I checked out yo art that shit mid asf

  • @fierysamurai8215
    @fierysamurai8215 3 роки тому +1944

    I love how at 1:24 the camera shakes so violently as he is saying *”THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING!”*

  • @Taijuu1
    @Taijuu1 4 роки тому +2195

    normal people: congrats we've delivered the baby successfully
    Caleb:so can i get that with amazon prime

  • @10yearslater_
    @10yearslater_ 4 роки тому +3285

    "We will deliver the baby"
    "Wtf don't touch their liver"

  • @SethColby69
    @SethColby69 4 роки тому +3211

    This is like an extended joke of that episode of Phineas and ferb where dr doofenshmirtz admitted that his parents didn't love him so much that they didn't even show up at his birth

    • @jordantheblackgenius1393
      @jordantheblackgenius1393 4 роки тому +51

      But if the mother gave birth to him, how tf she did not show up at his birth?

    • @sofilupi
      @sofilupi 4 роки тому +359

      @@jordantheblackgenius1393 that's part of the joke

    • @PirateKingRoger-x1y
      @PirateKingRoger-x1y 4 роки тому +54

      @@jordantheblackgenius1393 they left the baby at the hospital before he was born

    • @Noah-nl8zw
      @Noah-nl8zw 4 роки тому +27

      No because in this sketch they were actually there for the birth but left after expecting the baby to be delivered

    • @axelsanchez5849
      @axelsanchez5849 4 роки тому +4

      Jordan The Black Genius It is possible is he was born in vitro

  • @invisibleninja86
    @invisibleninja86 3 роки тому +433

    This is when you just apologize to the dad for the confusion, offer a refund, and put that kid up for adoption.

    • @fh8344
      @fh8344 3 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂

    • @LASERobot
      @LASERobot 2 роки тому +3

      Bro how dare you make fun of adoptive relationships that is disrespectful!!!
      That is what a dumb person with no sense of humor would say lol

    • @cookies23z
      @cookies23z 2 роки тому

      They were saying the lid would be better pff with an adoptive parent then these idiots
      You feel stupid now, dont you

    • @biha250
      @biha250 8 місяців тому

      I hate that I can't tell if this is satirical or not 💀

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken 7 місяців тому +1

      @@LASERobot instead a different person with no sense of humor said it

  • @BoxingAuraTV
    @BoxingAuraTV 4 роки тому +18451

    “You see where there could be some confusion though right?” Lmao

  • @elijahdage5523
    @elijahdage5523 4 роки тому +19389

    This kids gonna have a long history of being left at the store.

    • @shompyshomboy
      @shompyshomboy 4 роки тому +81

      Ong 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @dhruvkashyap2068
      @dhruvkashyap2068 4 роки тому +130

      Maybe he can become a new character 🤔

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +13

      Why did you get 1.4k likes for such a unfunny unoriginal comment?

    • @happigappi3618
      @happigappi3618 4 роки тому +27

      skellyaart Instagram cuz nobody cares

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому

      @@shiro9112 well I draw mothers n-nakked on my instagram so I agree

  • @Vega.Wrestling
    @Vega.Wrestling 4 роки тому +13642

    Doofenshmirtz’s parents be like

    • @TheAmityElf
      @TheAmityElf 4 роки тому +285

      TRUE.

    • @elijahdage5523
      @elijahdage5523 4 роки тому +128

      Wow, what an original and funny comment. Nice job 👍

    • @ezzyth8824
      @ezzyth8824 4 роки тому +308

      He should've built a baby deliverinator 2000

    • @chloel.8007
      @chloel.8007 4 роки тому +170

      They were absent for his birth haha. Being the mom, how does that even happen?

    • @kmc9993
      @kmc9993 4 роки тому +190

      "It all started when I was born"

  • @stivcdl
    @stivcdl 3 роки тому +189

    "Apparently Amazon does too, huh." Speech +100

  • @classydays43
    @classydays43 4 роки тому +17237

    "can I return this baby?"
    "Sure, I just need a receipt"

  • @hine1627
    @hine1627 4 роки тому +5505

    "They said they were gonna deliver him actually"
    Ad: Doordash - Food Delivery

  • @wepranaga
    @wepranaga 4 роки тому +4572

    the funny part is the wife is as clueless as he is

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 роки тому +11

      Luckily your parents didn't do this:
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @Colors82
      @Colors82 4 роки тому +6

      @@fodebic5253 glad they didnt do this either: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @syrialak101
      @syrialak101 4 роки тому +1

      @TWICE PLEASE STEP ON ME YOU should be glad YOUR parents didn't do this:
      m.ua-cam.com/video/oHg5SJYRHA0/v-deo.html

    • @zeltroidmania
      @zeltroidmania 2 роки тому

      Ah hell nah are all of theese rickrolls?

    • @arnavprasad912
      @arnavprasad912 2 роки тому +1

      @@zeltroidmania what rickroll

  • @darrenmacqueen9884
    @darrenmacqueen9884 2 роки тому +74

    I'm really glad you made this video to raise awareness of this issue. My wife is pregnant right now and we may have made the same mistake if it weren't for you.

  • @nyaem5
    @nyaem5 4 роки тому +10338

    Parents who live their entire life in quarantine be like

    • @dylanfd3735
      @dylanfd3735 4 роки тому +31

      That’s gonna be us...

    • @sikwitit773
      @sikwitit773 4 роки тому +20

      @Veonnj Caines *Be quiet*

    • @raigo5602
      @raigo5602 4 роки тому +98

      I can only imagine the baby's first words are: *"Hey I'm here for the interview"*

    • @goodoc8248
      @goodoc8248 4 роки тому +4

      @@dylanfd3735 no probably not

    • @alterinam6791
      @alterinam6791 4 роки тому +17

      @@raigo5602 "GET OUT!!!"

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 4 роки тому +3547

    Do y'all realize this is literally how Doofenshmirtz was born
    Quote: "It was the day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up"

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 роки тому +11

      Kobe Kola
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @knightfury9097
      @knightfury9097 4 роки тому +7

      And how do you know that?

    • @purposebeats5839
      @purposebeats5839 4 роки тому +31

      Kobe Kola OMG finally the secret has been revealed 😂

    • @Blackmello
      @Blackmello 4 роки тому +87

      @@knightfury9097 cause.. he literally... said it?

    • @diamond_void
      @diamond_void 4 роки тому +49

      Blackmello And he’s had countless flashbacks to it

  • @georgebrowniii3850
    @georgebrowniii3850 4 роки тому +37313

    i wouldn’t be surprised if this actually happened one day

    • @wisemanlincoln1399
      @wisemanlincoln1399 4 роки тому +1817

      Yeah with all the 5G causes corona shit going on, people could actually be dumb enough to do this

    • @canweget300subscribeswitht2
      @canweget300subscribeswitht2 4 роки тому +207

      MZB Tech true true

    • @vloud436
      @vloud436 4 роки тому +444

      Probably already has 😭

    • @frisbeedog1455
      @frisbeedog1455 4 роки тому +187

      As a gen z where pretty dumb so I won’t be surprised

    • @Hii_Tek
      @Hii_Tek 4 роки тому +39

      George Brown III shi prolly already did😐sad world we live in😂

  • @BenM_25
    @BenM_25 3 роки тому +304

    ITS TOM AND JERRY AT THE BEGINNING SCENE, THAT’S THE BEST CARTOON EVER

    • @godallmighty4246
      @godallmighty4246 3 роки тому +7

      I'm not even going to disrespect the comment. It's beautiful...

    • @noklizzy7878
      @noklizzy7878 3 роки тому +2

      Facts💯 but the classic one not the newer shyt

    • @aiyasartrefuge1395
      @aiyasartrefuge1395 3 роки тому

      I was gon say that!!!

    • @Shadowizzmoneygang
      @Shadowizzmoneygang 3 роки тому +1

      @@noklizzy7878 all Tom and jerry is greatness to me.

  • @tihy9s168
    @tihy9s168 4 роки тому +18694

    “I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages” lmfao. Best part of the video.

    • @Shinobi_Xenpai
      @Shinobi_Xenpai 4 роки тому +72

      Damn🤣🔥

    • @naomimine7706
      @naomimine7706 4 роки тому +25

      This is halaious

    • @domotron3598
      @domotron3598 4 роки тому +25

      I read this comment at the moment he said it and that feels weird

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner 4 роки тому +4

      This video was pretty weak

    • @drenem4953
      @drenem4953 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/1uG9MOkWY4w/v-deo.html (drop the dislikes✔👎)

  • @tylomelania5349
    @tylomelania5349 4 роки тому +880

    This is why you always should have a tracking number.

    • @reignscott9832
      @reignscott9832 4 роки тому +3

      Cant loose anything

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 роки тому +1

      tylo melania
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 роки тому +2

      Last time people had numbers on them it didn’t turn out too well

    • @discontinuedchannel404
      @discontinuedchannel404 4 роки тому +3

      It’s called a name

    • @Subject5464
      @Subject5464 4 роки тому +2

      Ah yes, I have my social number right he- Oh wait, that's not what you meant?

  • @loganjohnson5667
    @loganjohnson5667 4 роки тому +3097

    The new delivery app UBaber:
    We deliver your babies with a fresh dodo wiper and a premium diaper set only for u

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +12

      I'm waiting for the punch line ? Was this supposed to be funny ?

    • @motharchenemy8549
      @motharchenemy8549 4 роки тому +53

      Download a separate app and wait for delivery of your punchline.

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +4

      @@motharchenemy8549 okay...

    • @Hadi.Hussein
      @Hadi.Hussein 4 роки тому +14

      @@livetochange974 ur fun at parties 😁 huh

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +1

      @@Hadi.Hussein I never go to parties especially now in quarantine

  • @rishikkanthravikumar6596
    @rishikkanthravikumar6596 3 роки тому +420

    This is what happened in Phineas and Ferb when Doofenschmirtz said that his parents didn't turn up for his own birth 😂

  • @MAR-sc7np
    @MAR-sc7np 4 роки тому +817

    Plot twist: he did this because he didn't want to go back up there and pay for parking.

    • @Slash766
      @Slash766 4 роки тому +2

      Or he didn’t want to go to the hospital because that the worst place to go to during the virus

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 роки тому

      Dude the mf shipping is like 5 bucks that's expensive asf

    • @lovingme57
      @lovingme57 4 роки тому +1

      Do you have to pay for parking at the hospital? I am sorry... I have never been to the hospital as an adult or teen....😅

    • @xchvnge2.071
      @xchvnge2.071 4 роки тому

      Not a twist. Thats the reason.

    • @shika8570
      @shika8570 4 роки тому

      wot, he was already there how does that even make sense lmao, and don't woosh me either cause that joke literally makes no sense

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 4 роки тому +2921

    This dude watched his wife give birth at the hospital and goes home to watch Tom and Jerry, dude got his priorities straight.

    •  4 роки тому +24

      Damn....

    • @ojutay8375
      @ojutay8375 4 роки тому +72

      No he and the wife left.

    • @Zeldamarie1482
      @Zeldamarie1482 4 роки тому +12

      I thought he was watching CoryxKenshin with that yell

    • @lifesarisk9086
      @lifesarisk9086 4 роки тому +32

      @oversight i'd love to live in your world where comedy has to be exact recreations of real life events. as the saying goes "it can't be funny unless it can actually happen" wait no that's really dumb :)

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj 4 роки тому +17

      @@Zeldamarie1482 nah. That yell is whenever Tom gets hurt by Jerry, or spike usually

  • @ledonkly
    @ledonkly 4 роки тому +4350

    “My own parents failed to show up to my birth”
    -Guy everyone should know

    • @6stringbass460
      @6stringbass460 4 роки тому +195

      LeDonkly THE SELF DESCRUCTONATOR

    • @meorahmad4681
      @meorahmad4681 4 роки тому +70

      Tragic af

    • @Matthew-Wheeler
      @Matthew-Wheeler 4 роки тому +194

      "Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporateddddd"

    • @dablackvenom7748
      @dablackvenom7748 4 роки тому +17

      LeDonkly dude u literally copied me and got more likes why is UA-cam so dumb

    • @spartan5018
      @spartan5018 4 роки тому +8

      i just finished the show and came here cause I was side and wanted to get my mind off of it so thanks for reminding me

  • @niellezan
    @niellezan 3 роки тому +36

    You know how dedicated he is when he used two different phones
    11 Pro and X

  • @Tag_the_3RD
    @Tag_the_3RD 4 роки тому +7576

    “I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages”
    *Mfs after 1 year of online schooling*

    • @hikatenmaiafu4391
      @hikatenmaiafu4391 4 роки тому +61

      @slick "you see where there could be some confusion tho right?"

    • @legendarytronic7774
      @legendarytronic7774 4 роки тому +30

      @@hikatenmaiafu4391 *"NO!"*

    • @legendarytronic7774
      @legendarytronic7774 4 роки тому +31

      @@hikatenmaiafu4391 *"Do you have a exchange policy for babies?"*

    • @marocthekid4016
      @marocthekid4016 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/y1HnSoMOJck/v-deo.html, wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jstandards766
      @jstandards766 4 роки тому

      😂🤣😂😂😭😭

  • @thatsjadennn
    @thatsjadennn 4 роки тому +605

    “I didn’t get a confirmation email or nothing” 😭😭😭

    • @kobegreen
      @kobegreen 4 роки тому +6

      "you can see the confusiin though right"

    • @afishoutofwater5377
      @afishoutofwater5377 4 роки тому +1

      facts ua-cam.com/video/UDakqHjMtp8/v-deo.html

  • @T-a-k-o-z
    @T-a-k-o-z 4 роки тому +689

    I like how he’s using a green adidas shirt as scrubs

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 роки тому +2

      ィa k o z
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @joyitadarling5815
      @joyitadarling5815 4 роки тому +3

      The flex tho

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 4 роки тому +3

      The green is very similar too

    • @JacklynBurn
      @JacklynBurn 4 роки тому +4

      Between that and the cap I legit didn't notice until I saw this comment, this man is that good of an actor

    • @crystaldreams3978
      @crystaldreams3978 4 роки тому

      @@JacklynBurn hes not really trying to act, its just comedy.

  • @jameswinny5878
    @jameswinny5878 3 роки тому +413

    Can we take a moment to appreciate this mom? She delivered a kid and went home to chill straight lol. I mean yeah she’s starting the mom process horribly but hey no one gets it right from day one lol.

  • @olegsbalaclava1051
    @olegsbalaclava1051 4 роки тому +2221

    They tried to teach him about homonyms in school but he was all “that sounds gay.”

    • @anthonypaul5654
      @anthonypaul5654 4 роки тому +29

      LMAO

    • @SukacitaYeremia
      @SukacitaYeremia 4 роки тому +23

      Let me have my name be in the thread of this legendary comment.

    • @spoi1edteeth323
      @spoi1edteeth323 4 роки тому +50

      everybody gangsta til they don't understand what a homonym is and their baby gets misplaced.

    • @Nazbaz6
      @Nazbaz6 4 роки тому +5

      Oleg's Balaclava 😂😂😂

    • @amagicman13
      @amagicman13 4 роки тому +2

      Sukacita Yeremia mines too😌 Let us put our handprints on this ancient masterpiece (the ancient masterpiece that was made 3 weeks ago)

  • @schedule1824
    @schedule1824 4 роки тому +2518

    “I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages.”
    “THAT’S NOT THE SAME THING!!” 🤣🤣

  • @grace-gr3vr
    @grace-gr3vr 4 роки тому +1126

    Exactly! This is why they should have kept the storks that fly the babies right to you. Would be far less confusing. 🤦‍♀️

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 роки тому +59

      Are you kidding me? You have to buy Stork Prime just to have quality service. Last time I used standard, I was given the wrong baby.

    • @noyou113
      @noyou113 4 роки тому +31

      @James there was a massive lawsuit because they wanted better pay. Turns out they were expected to survive off of tips.

    • @LividAF
      @LividAF 4 роки тому +22

      I heard they’re trying to replace the storks with drones. It may be more cost efficient but it just doesn’t deliver the same message you know?

    • @CarlosAndrade-dc2xn
      @CarlosAndrade-dc2xn 4 роки тому +7

      @@AndrewAce. should have gave it one starfish

    • @grace-gr3vr
      @grace-gr3vr 4 роки тому +3

      @@LividAF LMAOOO

  • @harsheo
    @harsheo 3 роки тому +584

    Gen Z be like: when y’all gonna ship him?

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 роки тому +50

      I’m poor I’m not paying extra for same day shipping.

    • @bigballerju07
      @bigballerju07 3 роки тому +5

      @@oscarwang7227 Imafo too much.

    • @realXVI.
      @realXVI. 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @rubenaalexander5007
      @rubenaalexander5007 3 роки тому +5

      Sadly there was no one in universe to ship him with so we had to ship him with himself.

    • @hunterculpepper1973
      @hunterculpepper1973 8 місяців тому

      Ironically I could see this happening with me or something fucker even has my name I love this

  • @ananyatomar4838
    @ananyatomar4838 4 роки тому +8798

    This is still better than what happened to Dr Heinz Doofensmirtz...his parents didn't show up on the day he was born

  • @ucheagomuo2430
    @ucheagomuo2430 4 роки тому +806

    *"Do you guys have an exchange policy for babies?"*
    Bruh.

    • @theoverreactor7435
      @theoverreactor7435 4 роки тому +3

      babies be like: ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 4 роки тому +2

      B r u h

    • @thelssjbroly9873
      @thelssjbroly9873 4 роки тому

      @@theoverreactor7435 i hate you

    • @nixusy
      @nixusy 4 роки тому +5

      @@theoverreactor7435 Jokes on you, I've memorized the link

    • @deathsdoor07
      @deathsdoor07 4 роки тому +1

      I thought he said "shaking policy".

  • @IdkIdk-ov2tu
    @IdkIdk-ov2tu 4 роки тому +5756

    “Do you guys have an exchange policy for babies?”
    Best line hands down

    • @niwarjacksi5362
      @niwarjacksi5362 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @futureman202
      @futureman202 4 роки тому +25

      Refund policy make more sense.

    • @lilbarbie5170
      @lilbarbie5170 4 роки тому +1

      666th like lololol

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 роки тому +2

      The policy:
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @putaidanganimal1
      @putaidanganimal1 3 роки тому +4

      LMAO Thanks for quoting that line, I wasn't sure what he said at the end. 😂🤣👍

  • @chibimoon1432
    @chibimoon1432 2 роки тому +33

    Reminds me when I was little and my mom was pregnant with my baby brother, and I started crying when my parents said mom had to deliver my brother. I thought they meant they were shipping him off somewhere to be literally delivered!😂

  • @baconsir1159
    @baconsir1159 4 роки тому +499

    “I just want a refund, y’all can keep the baby”

    • @urippe
      @urippe 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore 4 роки тому +1

      Yoooo. when I reload ur comment i can see the likes going up.... i mean... yeah... No shit... but its cool asf😭😂
      Edit: AHhhhHhH somebody unliiiiiiked 😂😂
      Edit 2: it stopped🤭

    • @Dloz430
      @Dloz430 4 роки тому

      @@RitCore Uhhh the likes are going down... your comment put some reverse psychology out there and now this man is losing likes

  • @10265_lego_pls
    @10265_lego_pls 4 роки тому +8524

    Nurse: okay we are going to deliver your baby
    Dad: actually we'd like him to keep his liver

  • @yrg_kb1087
    @yrg_kb1087 4 роки тому +1232

    He should’ve been like “And u better make sure Fed-Ex don’t deliver my baby, cause u know what they do to fragile packages”

    • @nayosadumbtrooper
      @nayosadumbtrooper 4 роки тому +12

      Spit out my drink because of this

    • @theoverreactor7435
      @theoverreactor7435 4 роки тому +7

      Looks like ur gonna have to get a New-Ex for that one
      that was funny.

    • @달팽이-o1i
      @달팽이-o1i 4 роки тому +2

      @@theoverreactor7435 I like you know it wasn't funny but still post it

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 4 роки тому +1

      @@theoverreactor7435 I saw what you did there

    • @omnighast2054
      @omnighast2054 4 роки тому

      when i see fragile i throw the shit outta those boxes

  • @thechaddict5560
    @thechaddict5560 2 роки тому +8

    "You see where there could be some confusion tho"
    " *_NO!_* "

  • @bruh-mx2hf
    @bruh-mx2hf 4 роки тому +3954

    Caleb: Babe!??
    ???: *woman's voice*
    Me: Impossible.

    • @anxeoni3292
      @anxeoni3292 4 роки тому +273

      that’s his girlfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Rezafeild
      @Rezafeild 4 роки тому +238

      LovelyPeaches she through his burger out his caaaarrr 🎶

    • @Im_Nier
      @Im_Nier 4 роки тому +76

      Sounds like Kimmie D to me.

    • @hamdi744
      @hamdi744 4 роки тому +18

      Im Nier yep that’s her

    • @Omnipresentponi
      @Omnipresentponi 4 роки тому +42

      @@Rezafeild he didnt think that she could go so far 🎶

  • @alymationz7908
    @alymationz7908 4 роки тому +588

    1960 : we will have flying cars
    2020 : *babies delivered by drones*

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 роки тому

      Alymationz
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @taz1318
      @taz1318 4 роки тому

      By birds..aka storks

  • @OzKo
    @OzKo 4 роки тому +1818

    “Both my parents failed to show up to my birth”
    -Heinz Doofenshmirtz

    • @OrenSaidAThing
      @OrenSaidAThing 4 роки тому +115

      "GRRRGG GEGEGGEGEGEG"
      -Perry the Platypus

    • @LucasDiblasio
      @LucasDiblasio 4 роки тому +42

      "BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD"
      -Peter Griffin

    • @GaryBarberasAutopalooza
      @GaryBarberasAutopalooza 4 роки тому +59

      "Oh, there you are, Perry"
      _Phineas Flynn

    • @juno9065
      @juno9065 4 роки тому +53

      "..."
      -Ferb Flynn

    • @amiqai
      @amiqai 4 роки тому +20

      "Power comes in response to a need, not a desire. You have to create that need" - Son Goku

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 3 роки тому +7

    Caleb leaving the hospital, expecting his baby to be delivered, is exactly why his kids gonna grow up fighting a platypus

  • @donovansimmons1790
    @donovansimmons1790 4 роки тому +1797

    “Do you guys have an exchange policy for baby’s” that is life in 2040

  • @tomlinch4622
    @tomlinch4622 4 роки тому +8564

    I love how he's watching Tom & Jerry.

    • @apollomwaniki7384
      @apollomwaniki7384 4 роки тому +101

      Was trying to figure out what it was

    • @prestonx9888
      @prestonx9888 4 роки тому +95

      You mean CoryXkenshin

    • @Halo-lg7rq
      @Halo-lg7rq 4 роки тому +70

      I’ve heard that so many times that I know it wasn’t Tom & Jerry but the boomerang commercial

    • @roodrood7387
      @roodrood7387 4 роки тому +28

      @@prestonx9888 facts

    • @theblurryviewfinder
      @theblurryviewfinder 4 роки тому +21

      @@prestonx9888 uP dOwn UP doWn-

  • @captaindreadeye6264
    @captaindreadeye6264 4 роки тому +6579

    "I have never heard that word used like that in my entire life."

  • @nezzaUwU
    @nezzaUwU 4 роки тому +1458

    "I have never heard that word used like that in my entire life"
    This honestly happens to me more than I'd like to admit

    • @afreen5058
      @afreen5058 4 роки тому +52

      Honestly, my friend told me that she is anal about something and I couldn't keep it together.
      Apparently it means "really particular" or something like that. But I never heard it used in any way except to refer to the butthole.
      So I feel your pain.
      Sincerely,
      A Porn Addict
      (no, really)

    • @thabzmoyo96
      @thabzmoyo96 4 роки тому +14

      Wow @@afreen5058!! I was today years old when I discovered that anal means something other than the butthole😱😅

    • @drenem4953
      @drenem4953 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/1uG9MOkWY4w/v-deo.html (drop the dislikes✔👎)

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 4 роки тому +11

      I never heard anyone say they were Anal themselves about something. Usually you say that about other people.
      Being really Anal = being really particular about something. It's like a diss, if anyone still uses THAT word ;D

    • @anthiac6934
      @anthiac6934 4 роки тому

      Afreen lol literally used that word to complain about grammar a couple of days ago! 😂

  • @discver6660
    @discver6660 4 роки тому +287

    "You guys left your baby at the hospital."
    Well, now we know who Doofenshmirtz' Parents are.

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 4 роки тому +7

      amen
      but wait
      Doof is white

    • @generalfaris1383
      @generalfaris1383 4 роки тому +8

      The wife cheating

    • @AlexAlex-wy6iz
      @AlexAlex-wy6iz 4 роки тому +1

      This is funny but if you remember his family had him but they just left him out side as a lawn gnome

  • @Smile-uu2yg
    @Smile-uu2yg 4 роки тому +767

    You know he was just chilling and this video idea just hit em.

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 роки тому +6

      Smile I feel like most of his videos just come to him like this in some random shit 😂 ua-cam.com/video/JG8y7Ug1_QA/v-deo.html

    • @CCaiser01
      @CCaiser01 4 роки тому +14

      He probably found out that deliver has 2 meanings and was like „this makes good content“

    • @P0k3D0nd3M4cG
      @P0k3D0nd3M4cG 4 роки тому +3

      @@CCaiser01 or he tryna tell us he secretly just had a kid

  • @maebymoore7210
    @maebymoore7210 2 роки тому +4

    One year later and I’ve seen this over 1000 times is still makes me laugh out loud genuinely every time. I’m so grateful for this channel.

  • @jaivangordon5966
    @jaivangordon5966 4 роки тому +2309

    Doctor: The baby has been delivered?
    Caleb: I didn’t get a confirmation email or NOTHING!

    • @ILikeNiceMusic
      @ILikeNiceMusic 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah im pretty sure we saw the video

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +15

      I think we sure as hell did watch the same video, imagine just copying 2 dialogues and adding nothing to it still getting 200 likes....unorignality at its best

    • @Joshuaxiong2
      @Joshuaxiong2 4 роки тому +3

      skellyaart Instagram I know, odd.

    • @BombBoyisRad
      @BombBoyisRad 4 роки тому +28

      Why do people get so mad just because he said what was in the video it's still funny even in text form

    • @KizerMoore
      @KizerMoore 4 роки тому +31

      @@livetochange974 y'all niggas weird. It was a funny line, he just saying this part made him laugh. He not the first person to do this in ANY comment section. Y'all really just blew the vibe for no reason.

  • @reneeshototodoroki4936
    @reneeshototodoroki4936 4 роки тому +4849

    “I am dead serious.”
    “ ThEy NoT ThE sAmE ThInG”
    😂💀😂

  • @Serpico_Digg
    @Serpico_Digg 4 роки тому +1070

    Dr.Caleb: "Every hospital uses that terminology!!!"
    Father Caleb: "Apparently Amazon does too"
    💀💀💀

    • @ezz7862
      @ezz7862 4 роки тому +12

      Dr father lol

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore 4 роки тому +7

      “Our Father”....🥺

    • @benaiaheugene4343
      @benaiaheugene4343 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +1

      Caleb still isn't a father you moron he dosent even show his gf if he has one

    • @Insidious_NX
      @Insidious_NX 4 роки тому +1

      @@livetochange974 He definitely has one. Kimmie D

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 роки тому +8

    I thought they were going to argue about the parents abanonding the baby to go up for adoption. They flat out just figured it'd be shipped to them, lol. I love how these always subvert my expectations.

  • @atomiksphinx77
    @atomiksphinx77 4 роки тому +2143

    Is no one talking about the fact that this women went straight home AFTER a delivery?!?! And sounded energetic as hell?! 🤯

    • @EfftingES
      @EfftingES 4 роки тому +124

      no because this is not supposed to portray reality in an accurate form

    • @Rhombus333
      @Rhombus333 4 роки тому +25

      @@EfftingES 😂😂😂😂

    • @roblin3351
      @roblin3351 4 роки тому +84

      @@EfftingES You must be great at parties.

    • @mariojohnbishopfilms7179
      @mariojohnbishopfilms7179 4 роки тому +28

      Eh I just had a baby. Whatevs.

    • @imjustjoshin2859
      @imjustjoshin2859 4 роки тому +25

      Energetic to finally be rid of the baby.

  • @adrianrojo2
    @adrianrojo2 4 роки тому +2243

    Imagine if he makes a “when your skits crossover”

    • @redacted8418
      @redacted8418 4 роки тому +22

      Tbh I would love to see that

    • @yadsewnde
      @yadsewnde 4 роки тому +68

      It's just him editing a video full of people that are just him while being interrupted by numerous characters who want a shot at coming back because they all know it's gonna be the next big thing 😂😂 honestly if he did like a zoom call about this with everyone arguing about all the backgrounds being the same even though they by themselves I'd lose it

    • @Wayward_Warlock
      @Wayward_Warlock 4 роки тому +3

      @@yadsewnde Does he have enough costumes/clothing for that though? haha

    • @ziggiey
      @ziggiey 4 роки тому +40

      ON GOD IM WAITING FOR THE DAY HES DOING A SKIT THEN TIME LOOP GUY COMES IN "hey, im here for the interview?"

    • @sabi_strength
      @sabi_strength 4 роки тому +7

      HEY, I'M HERE FOR THE INTERVIEW?

  • @basedshadowdon
    @basedshadowdon 4 роки тому +1022

    I edited this so you can wonder why this has so many likes 😉

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 4 роки тому +15

      Only up to a certain time before they're born.

    • @ZealStarMedia
      @ZealStarMedia 4 роки тому +5

      BasedShadowDon
      Abort and do over.

    • @tem1461
      @tem1461 4 роки тому +1

      MoJo Claw 😭✋ hahah noo.. 💀

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +1

      @Ted Baruli wish your parents sold you there instead then I would like to see you joke about it kid

    • @protoxx22
      @protoxx22 4 роки тому +3

      @@livetochange974 the man is making a joke idiot chill tf out

  • @commenterimjustacommenter
    @commenterimjustacommenter Рік тому +1

    Don't you love when your hospital has a lightsaber and an nes as decoration.

  • @mimigreenz
    @mimigreenz 4 роки тому +689

    “And i ain’t get a confirmation email or nuthiiin!” 😂😂

  • @panteleimonponomorenko1234
    @panteleimonponomorenko1234 4 роки тому +7364

    Everyone is just ignoring that this man is watching Tom and Jerry.

    • @SS-pq9ci
      @SS-pq9ci 4 роки тому +521

      If there's one kid's show that's okay for an adult to watch, it's Tom and Jerry.

    • @faizmanito
      @faizmanito 4 роки тому +155

      i guess there’s a lot of uncultured swine😔

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 роки тому +313

      You recognized that from just one scream? Count me impressed.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 4 роки тому +221

      BRUH I caught on as soon as I heard Tom’s scream!

    • @RhodieSlayer
      @RhodieSlayer 4 роки тому +79

      tom & jerry is one of the GOAT

  • @CrypticalC
    @CrypticalC 4 роки тому +5393

    “ I know he was born there, I was there. Now find the address and deliver it there” 😂

    • @theintingcat
      @theintingcat 4 роки тому +94

      That is indeed something that was said in the video. I might have missed it if you hadn't typed it out for me. Thanks!

    • @wavematrix
      @wavematrix 4 роки тому +27

      thats the part that fw me the most because the extensive process of it for no reason. so look he got up from his bed, went into the garage and got into his vehicle, turned the vehicle on, backed out the garage, did a uturn, started driving, pulled up to the hospital and mind you while driving there he having thoughts, "I'm a dad now", "what am I gon do" he driving, excited, contemplating his new life with the baby, in the middle of the night on the way to the hospital to his wife and soon child. He checked in at the front. he doesn't have a pen on him so he asks the clerk to borrow her pen to check in. he took the elevator to the floor in which his wife was on. mind you the hospital is a relatively large structure. the elevator ride he took was even more tense than the car ride was , he's contemplating "what am i going to name my child", " i hope its a boy". the elevator music is playing, helpful in this moment as it calms his anxiety. he steps out the elevator and nearly bumps into someone and apologizes now makes his way past several people to get to his wifes room. so now he sat there in his chair at the hospital , observing, bored and cold for hours. wife delivers the baby and they both get up and leave without the child.

    • @marocthekid4016
      @marocthekid4016 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/y1HnSoMOJck/v-deo.html, wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Skywalker7C
      @Skywalker7C 4 роки тому +12

      The quote is not even right.

    • @M-d_7065
      @M-d_7065 4 роки тому +2

      @@wavematrix "I hope its a boy" bruh Caleb doesn't looks Asian to me 😂

  • @frtruck
    @frtruck 3 роки тому +39

    "Hello, this is waterridge hospital, can I speak to Ms. Rodger?"
    "This is him."

    • @iamjayrts25
      @iamjayrts25 3 роки тому +1

      No it said Mr. Hodger. Listen more carefully

  • @Andersonvsk
    @Andersonvsk 4 роки тому +839

    I was waiting for him to say: "I want to talk to your manager".

    • @harryn3690
      @harryn3690 4 роки тому +2

      Then we will truly be equal.

    • @harryn3690
      @harryn3690 4 роки тому +3

      Let’s ALL demand to talk to the manager!

    • @thedarkknight9193
      @thedarkknight9193 4 роки тому +9

      It has been 3 days since this comment and you are not hired as Co owner of this channel.
      Depressing.

  • @ckittle3969
    @ckittle3969 4 роки тому +2366

    Caleb be careful, your son might end up becoming an overpowered villain.

    • @camceus
      @camceus 4 роки тому +9

      I liked the comment then unliked because it’s at 69 but we all know that never lasts

    • @babz527
      @babz527 4 роки тому +2

      I seen you in 2 other comment sections

    • @zevil1999
      @zevil1999 4 роки тому +19

      And had to fight with a platypus

    • @musicandhope3379
      @musicandhope3379 4 роки тому +16

      Doofenshmirtz evil incorporated~

    • @justanotherdude_
      @justanotherdude_ 4 роки тому +2

      Hi I'm here for the interview

  • @darkideal8891
    @darkideal8891 4 роки тому +741

    Caleb: He wasn't delivered?!?!? My day is ruined and my disappointment Is immeasurable...

    • @ultralinguistics3083
      @ultralinguistics3083 4 роки тому +4

      Caleb: Upset and confused why Caleb doesn't understand the other 'delivered' terminology

    • @crowofjudgement4718
      @crowofjudgement4718 4 роки тому +4

      *my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @FFFitzmerald
      @FFFitzmerald 4 роки тому

      Wait was this a Jaiden animation saying you said?

    • @SwastikSwarupDas
      @SwastikSwarupDas 4 роки тому +1

      @@FFFitzmerald no, its a Reporteroftheweek, or ReviewBrah

    • @funnymeme1847
      @funnymeme1847 4 роки тому +1

      Samuel Gyan
      *gets meme format messed up*
      me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

  • @alwf905
    @alwf905 3 роки тому +1

    That baby will end up being raised by a pack of ocelots and fight a platypus for a living.

  • @anasianonyt
    @anasianonyt 4 роки тому +520

    The look on the doctor’s face when the guy said “you guys have an exchange policy for babies?” xD

    • @foalie23
      @foalie23 4 роки тому +16

      The look on Caleb's face when he said that to himself 🤣

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому

      That's not a doctor you idiot that's Caleb acting, or you didn't realise that sooner ?

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +1

      You're the reason why kids shouldn't watch comedy videos since you can't understand what solo acting is

    • @bobbywatson942
      @bobbywatson942 4 роки тому +4

      skellyaart Instagram YOU’re the reason kids shouldn’t watch comedy, the doctor is his character and Asiatiko was obviously talking about that

    • @mohamedjama1933
      @mohamedjama1933 4 роки тому +4

      skellyaart Instagram wtf is wrong with you🤦🏾‍♂️😭 he’s obviously joking smh

  • @leaf0080
    @leaf0080 4 роки тому +180

    This took the sentence "My parents didn't show up when I was Born" to reality

  • @dablackvenom7748
    @dablackvenom7748 4 роки тому +97

    “It all started in the day of my birth, both of my parents failed to show up” - Heinz Doofenshmirtz

  • @nii_amart
    @nii_amart 2 роки тому +6

    The fact that he's just watching Tom & Jerry at home chilling while waiting for his baby to be delivered makes this 10x funnier. 🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +19862

    "DE-LIVER? Literally every hospital uses that terminology!"
    "Apparently Amazon does too huh"
    Bruh, you know these were his shower thoughts and he made them into a skit.

    • @yolkgun
      @yolkgun 4 роки тому +96

      oh H I

    • @loveculture5250
      @loveculture5250 4 роки тому +142

      @Ptao Tom I feel like i can get babies delivered at amazon.

    • @justnum1811
      @justnum1811 4 роки тому +83

      One day a karen shall take on this act

    • @digiornopizza1918
      @digiornopizza1918 4 роки тому +85

      I’m just glad that he didn’t break up the word. “De-liver”
      Caleb: why does my baby still have a liver?

    • @sinoski9463
      @sinoski9463 4 роки тому +5

      KG - 07RS - McCrimmon MS (1481) right?!

  • @takhellambamanindro939
    @takhellambamanindro939 4 роки тому +300

    *"I had no clue they helped a woman birth all these packages"*
    I'm deceased😂😂😂

  • @ironmanzelda15
    @ironmanzelda15 4 роки тому +348

    There is only one Caleb in each shot because they're all social distancing from each other right now. So cool that they've found a way to still make content despite the pandemic!

  • @adamacosta4211
    @adamacosta4211 3 роки тому +39

    Truly disgusting, that some “parents” would do this horrible thing.

    • @stormallen3659
      @stormallen3659 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah but no, he’s just Implying that there just straight idiots, and they truly believe they deliver baby’s to there house. Now disgusting would be if they truly didn’t want there baby

    • @mintcondition7789
      @mintcondition7789 3 роки тому +7

      @@stormallen3659 y’all we got a modern philosopher right here!

    • @noberoke3352
      @noberoke3352 3 роки тому +2

      @@stormallen3659 uh... This is a meme

    • @albond
      @albond 3 роки тому +3

      @@stormallen3659 *they're, *babies, *their, *their

    • @trafficconememes331
      @trafficconememes331 3 роки тому +2

      @@albond RUN!! ITS A GRAMMAR NAZI!!!

  • @PlutoKunn
    @PlutoKunn 4 роки тому +203

    Dang I hate when these doctors won’t deliver the baby

  • @Protendo
    @Protendo 4 роки тому +276

    At least the parents showed up for his birth, my man Doof can’t say the same.

    • @drnolegs797
      @drnolegs797 4 роки тому +12

      At least he has perry.

    • @Big_3000
      @Big_3000 4 роки тому +5

      Protendo for real. All he had to use was the Birthinator tho.

    • @StayedAway
      @StayedAway 4 роки тому +3

      😢😢

    • @tmas-yv1nr
      @tmas-yv1nr 4 роки тому +5

      Phineas and Ferb lore is crazy

    • @ericchang8176
      @ericchang8176 4 роки тому +2

      Damn, that is the burn of all burns.

  • @brandonowens6334
    @brandonowens6334 4 роки тому +263

    Guys not only did he think they were delivering their child to the house, his girl did too 😭. Kim gave birth to a child and left it there.

    • @gbird5000
      @gbird5000 4 роки тому +1

      Classic Kim move 😂

    • @reshnar751
      @reshnar751 4 роки тому +3

      Kim delivered* a child and left it there

    • @brandonowens6334
      @brandonowens6334 4 роки тому

      Wow triple digits. Thanks guys. I've never received this many lol

    • @brandonowens6334
      @brandonowens6334 4 роки тому

      @@reshnar751 Yes of course 😭

  • @happypotato9704
    @happypotato9704 3 роки тому +6

    If I ever became a doctor, I would dream for this moment.

  • @JancoegMan
    @JancoegMan 4 роки тому +307

    Just hate when they never send the confirmation email pufftt...

  • @WitchVulgar
    @WitchVulgar 4 роки тому +632

    "Do you have an exchange policy for babies?"
    Caleb's really sounding like my dad when I misbehaved as a child

    • @jojotag5344
      @jojotag5344 4 роки тому +3

      well thats dark

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +3

      Oh no lying about your past to get 500 likes and attention...I'm sorry if you don't get any in real life but refrain from making jokes about child abuse

    • @SeigiEmiya
      @SeigiEmiya 4 роки тому +13

      @@livetochange974 Are you ok ? You seem very angry in all these comments

    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 4 роки тому +10

      @@livetochange974 Dude... For all you know, OP is speaking from experience. Or even maybe, he was actually abused as a child and is choosing to make light of it.
      I still cry over my dead dad but that doesn't stop me from making or laughing at dead dad jokes. I don't know if you or someone you know is a victim of abuse, and sorry for that, but keep in mind different people have different ways of coping.
      I can understand where some jokes can be out of line and hurtful, but this joke doesn't strike me as one of them.

    • @noyes8882
      @noyes8882 4 роки тому +5

      skellyaart Instagram i find it funny and I have been beat by my dad

  • @legion_anims
    @legion_anims 4 роки тому +364

    Caleb: I had no clue they help a woman birth all these packages
    I’m dead🤣😂

  • @KingChepu
    @KingChepu Рік тому +2

    It’s funny cuz he’s watching Tom and jerry which makes it even more believable

  • @mateoawesome3241
    @mateoawesome3241 4 роки тому +650

    This is why Doofenshmirtz had no parents at birth

    • @AuruniTV
      @AuruniTV 4 роки тому +17

      Parents didnt show up to his birth

    • @jimbo8818
      @jimbo8818 4 роки тому +11

      I was raised by a family of ocelots

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 4 роки тому +17

      My best friend was a balloon.

    • @livetochange974
      @livetochange974 4 роки тому +2

      Who is dpofenshmirtz?

    • @sweetweebygoodness8693
      @sweetweebygoodness8693 4 роки тому +16

      @@livetochange974 you poor uncultured soul

  • @hewhobattles8869
    @hewhobattles8869 4 роки тому +3045

    "I have never heard thF word used like that in my entire life.."
    And at this point i am done. It's 1am and i gotta go to work. So let me just go to sleep and rewatch this later. Because this man just broke through to a whole new level of....idek what to call this. Goodnight

    • @hectichive889
      @hectichive889 4 роки тому +49

      Good night my man... It’s 2:00 am where I’m at

    • @antoniofechita2864
      @antoniofechita2864 4 роки тому +56

      Good night online stranger

    • @jquannjones
      @jquannjones 4 роки тому +41

      Sleep tight online citizen. I too should go to bed

    • @_zaaya-t-dp_6736
      @_zaaya-t-dp_6736 4 роки тому +13

      Lol it's midnight where I'm at, I might need to be bed but who knows
      I do
      I knows
      I go bed bye now

    • @Yaser-ih2cx
      @Yaser-ih2cx 4 роки тому +3

      Hectic Hive have a nightmare

  • @lailataluminousnight8064
    @lailataluminousnight8064 4 роки тому +178

    "You see were there could be some confusion tho?"
    "NO!"
    I can't with this-😂😂😂

  • @KxNGFeel
    @KxNGFeel 2 роки тому +1

    This the point where you hold their baby tight and cry because you know the baby will have a hard hard life.

  • @juniorgunter7123
    @juniorgunter7123 4 роки тому +4661

    There's a tik tok that basically lip synced this entire skit. This is why I hate some of the people on that app.

    • @sakareeh
      @sakareeh 4 роки тому +562

      Ugh plagerizers

    • @amoora2235
      @amoora2235 4 роки тому +89

      wait. can u send the link of the video, please. i wanna see it

    • @geordstar1532
      @geordstar1532 3 роки тому +44

      68th like, I feel like Red skull now

    • @chrisb1499
      @chrisb1499 3 роки тому +32

      @@geordstar1532 69 likes now 😏

    • @rogan4338
      @rogan4338 3 роки тому +235

      Without giving credit?

  • @shadowstar937
    @shadowstar937 4 роки тому +4405

    I ain’t get a confirmation email or nothing

  • @falsehcf
    @falsehcf 4 роки тому +8322

    -he doesn’t clickbait
    -he’s entertaining
    -his skits don’t waste time with random extra scenes
    Boys we have found the perfect UA-camr

    • @unkownboi67is_unavailable62
      @unkownboi67is_unavailable62 4 роки тому +243

      When will they deliver him though?

    • @ojutay8375
      @ojutay8375 4 роки тому +185

      So you just gonna ignore RDC1, Griffey, and ProZD

    • @theoverreactor7435
      @theoverreactor7435 4 роки тому +56

      -he's super hot
      i mean, what?

    • @jamescordero9940
      @jamescordero9940 4 роки тому +55

      @@ojutay8375 griffy not that funny

    • @laughingkoffin
      @laughingkoffin 4 роки тому +13

      Let him grow a bit more, you will find him giving away his merchandise while promoting a site/brand

  • @NXVortex
    @NXVortex 4 роки тому +12

    " do you guys have an exchange policy for babies " 😂

  • @nothim8997
    @nothim8997 4 роки тому +357

    1939-1945(World war 2): Children got orphaned because of war
    Year 2050: Children get orphaned due incompetent delivery agency

    • @nothim8997
      @nothim8997 4 роки тому

      @Sean Mardjani lol

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 4 роки тому +1

      Omg no plz America’s foster system is already a fucked up mess...

    • @nothim8997
      @nothim8997 4 роки тому

      @@CheshieD atleast they have one

    • @CheshieD
      @CheshieD 4 роки тому

      Shayan Tanweer eeehh euhm.... I mean... yeah I guess you’re right

  • @persiankingish
    @persiankingish 4 роки тому +375

    Caleb's search history:
    "How to put a key inside of a banana"

    • @zeegamingbros9118
      @zeegamingbros9118 4 роки тому +35

      How ya do it is you first steal the key before you steal it then peel the banana the put the key inside of the banana then you use the time stone to turn back time on the banana and the banana only so the key stays inside and the banana is unpeeled
      Your welcome

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 4 роки тому +3

      Ayush Kumar
      ua-cam.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/v-deo.html

    • @denki3948
      @denki3948 4 роки тому +6

      That one was mad funny

    • @kehlanijauregui1017
      @kehlanijauregui1017 4 роки тому

      Ayush Kumar it’s a reference to another video

  • @cvlxbz
    @cvlxbz 4 роки тому +530

    He switched the phone to the other ear that’s when you know the conversation is getting serious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw
    @NarutoUzumaki-jg4pw 2 роки тому +1

    "The Customer is always right"
    The Customers:

  • @lightenuphighlights4002
    @lightenuphighlights4002 4 роки тому +2541

    Caleb:”I’m just gonna Cancel my order...”
    Doctor:”I should punch yu right now”!!!
    Edit: “Dayum I was not expecting this many likes”

    • @shinnyae
      @shinnyae 4 роки тому +3

      ya, we all heard that in the video.

    • @skillvendor3905
      @skillvendor3905 4 роки тому +2

      Doctor: "Oh, imma slice him"

    • @armaniphea7840
      @armaniphea7840 4 роки тому +1

      Lighten Up Highlights can we get a compilation of Caleb saying that to himself , I would love that 😂 ua-cam.com/video/JG8y7Ug1_QA/v-deo.html

    • @gaboopowered
      @gaboopowered 4 роки тому +1

      @Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts I see you everywhere now lol

    • @irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin
      @irai_nesanOfThamizhOrigin 4 роки тому +2

      Dr. Caleb be like: Imma slide you, that's what imma do, imma slid- *outro* *starts*